#ik averys in everyone of these im sorry

[annie-isnt-0k]

The 'Mastermind' Girls

“ You may win in the end, you may ensorcell me and hurt me and humiliate me, but I will make sure you lose everything I can take from you on the way down. I promise you this is the least of what I can do.”

“...she’s crazy smart and good at improvising. That’s what makes her deadly. Doesn’t matter whether she’s on land, in water, in the air, or in Tartarus.”

“I'm not the glass ballerina," I said firmly. "I'm not going to shatter.”

[metallica-jk]

Its 23:39, I'm bored, so imma rank all TIG characters from my fav to least

1- Nash Hawthorne- he's so underrated and loving and UGGHHHHH that he needs 1st place

2- LIBBY OMG- I LOVE HER SM SHE IS MY IDOL I RLLY TRY TO B LIKE HER BUT I FAIL BUT I WILL KEEP TRYING GUYS

3-Probably Gigi Grayson- I love her energy sm and i love her in general like gurl b my bestieeee

4- Jameson Hawthorne- Ik a lot of people will get mad at me for putting him in 3rd place but the truth is, i love him a lot as well, but he does not beat Gigi or Libby or Nash in my opinion

5- Rohan (mysterious second name)- I would put him on the same place as Jamie but Es lo que es (it is what it is in spanish??)

6- Max Liu- I love her js as much as Gigi but i feel like Max is a liiiittle more mature than Gigi :).

7- Xander Hawthorne- He needs to b next to his gf so...but in general i love the idea of him doing silly things w Max like exploding and wrecking a microwave. Beautiful date idea guys

8- *John* Oren- love that first name btw. I feel like Oren is very much the friendly and happy guy under his shell of protectiveness so

9- Savannah Grayson- I'm sorry i put her so low but idk where to put her. I love her protective-but-vulnerable kinda personality. what i mean by that is like she is protective of Gigi but she is vulnerable and kinda hides away at her boyfriend Dunc@n (yes censored bc we HATE THE PRICK)

10- Averyyyyyyy Grambs- Yall kill me for putting her so low but i forgot ab herrrrr. I would put her in Orens place honestly. bc my girl has sm trauma that if i were her i would stay under my bedsheets and js bark out orders.

11- Grayson Hawthorne- idk i like Grayson but if yk what i mean i rather Dean Redding??? cuz like they have similar personalities and idk i just rather Dean than Gray. I STILL LOVE THEM BOTH OK??? like, this guy deserves someone who will listen to his weeping every night and weep with him. OMFG I FORGOT AB LYRA

12- LYRA IM SO SRRY- PUT HER AT NR 6 AND PUT EVERYONE DOWN A NR PLS BC I LOVE LYRA SM HER PERSONALITY IS SO BADASS AND I CAN IMAGINE HER IN A LEATHER JACKET, JEANS, AND LIKE BROWNISH REDISH DOC MARTENS OMLLLL

13(14)- Alisa Ortega- Gurl still loves my man. i lover her but Nash is MINE and LIBBIES so she better watch out. dont get me wrong, i love her and she looks out for avery sm but she broke my mans heart and i wont forgive her for that.

did i miss out anyone?

no?

oh wait

999999999999-Em!ly- the only reason she is b4 eve is bc she had heart problems and jumped off a cliff (caused her own death and lots of hurt to the rest) SO FUCK U EMILY UGHHHHH

10000000000000- Eve- Idk she js better not hurt anyone or ill hurt her.

10000000000001- Tobias Hawthorne- u raised ur grandsons well, but in the most horrendous way possible

THE END DONT KILL ME BYE

[dotuvoidsynth]

oh god i forgot about this entirely im so sorry uhhhh. ill start w the general gnp hcs bc yea. long ass wall of text after the read more thing

cakey/obsequious' name that i kinda like for her is Catherine for some reason?? its kinda silly it fits her shes silly shes my blorbo

also she's transfem, bisexual and demiromantic, uses she/her and uh. im a cakehurty shipper srry guys they r dating they love each other!!! lets go!!!

then theres hyper/tooth hurty n i dont rlly have a name for them i havent rlly thought of it....i should name them something silly too. like diet coke 3

they're nb n transmasc, uses they/him and uhhhh i havent rlly thought of their sexuality n romantic orientation but theyre probably demiromantic n demisexual too why not!!

they're both autistic n in love!!!! yay!!

i dont have many hcs for chris but!! ik hes a demiboy or some flavor of not cis, and maybe hes aroace who knows!!!

same for lilia but i just can tell shes nb or something, she/they and lesbian + ace

i also have barely any hcs for the crazy town guys for some reason, they're def both t4t w maika being transfem n yohioloid transmasc n i honestly have no idea about their romantic n sexual orientations but i have a feeling they're both bi or pan or something.......

and for the cmncs hcs!! i have barely any that i remember for some reason but!

henry and nancy are both ace and allat like usual bc they do not do the devils tango!!! they dont woohoo!! theyre both cis, henry's straight and nancy is like. demi??? she doesn't rlly mind gender shes just silly

frances is aroace, and also cis for some reason. idk why i got so many aroace little guys in my brain im not even aroace what does this mean!!

pronouns are just. plain cis person pronouns i think

uhhhh kennith is genderfluid, gay both ways n kisses men... oh he uses any pronouns he just does Not Care. he only wants money and men and like happiness or something.... a little kiss too if he feels like it..... hes audhd too...... the scrimblo

greg is a demiboy mayhaps....he/him, maybe bi??? maybe demi??? he just doesnt rlly care about anything he just exists and is not rlly okay w it but its fine he has the little gay guy that smokes w him so everythings fine

steph is cis, uses she/her and is also pan but!! shes also somewhere in the ace spectrum too!!

bri is nb they/them and a lesbian too and like ace too and like. they have an unhealthy obsession w tamagotchis for some reason. they're autistic and share that special interest w avery whos also autistic and they can and WILL talk about their spins for several hours. love them!! OH also they rlly like korn for some mysterious reason

avery is transfem n she/her and uhhhhhhhh..........somewhere in the acespec??? and a lesbian too i think....... she likes neopets n she definitely played club penguin at some point in it's early days

simon!!! my blorbo!!! im sorry you were so slandered and honestly i get it youre a cunt in the canon fuck you. but its ok because the canon is NOT REAL!! im delusional and will literally write a whole brand new story for him because he deserved a better lore bc hes just a bad guy for no reason and he has no depth behind that

so!!! simon is still aroace, uses he/him pronouns and everything, but he def didnt have the best most real most based childhood. someone give this dude a snack or something maybe a hug. his whole family was conservative and lived in a fucking. white ass neighborhood?? apparently those are a thing in the us?? what the fuck. everyone there was like that too so he grew up thinking that gays r BAD!! trans people? EW!!! icky!! black people? nuh uh! anyone thats not the typical alocishet white guy named John Smith was not normal n allat. so it was p much an echo chamber of weird stupid shit that he couldn't escape and didn't know anything that wasn't what this community inculcated on his brain since the moment he was born. so imagine this dude goes on the internet and sees a black trans girl n a latin american nb dating and identifying as lesbians. like just imagine the confusion bro would feel about that shit. bro probably punched a wall or something in frustration and decided to fuck their lives up because he didn't get why they were like that. anyways things happen, nathan appears and simon thinks "woah that guys rlly short he sounds like 13 or something is this a toddler?? nice clothes tho that hoodie goes hard" and plays cod mw w him on xbox live and shit on random kids and make them cry and everything, and this dude has NO IDEA that Nathan is not only non-human, but also fucking TRANSMASC and never rlly realized until like halfway through what would have been the case 3 story and yeah. hes like. what the fuck. this dude i actually shared my past with and actually asked for advice on some shit and played cod with and have spent all this time with, is literally trans??? what the fuck???? huh???????? and he got so confused he turned WOKE!!!! jk he just stopped being an absolute dick to every single person that wasnt a cis white dude that much. like he would still try to understand what the FUCK was going on w them but he didn't threaten to kill them. or actually kill them. or make them starve. or bully them to death and everything. he just made fun of them mostly but thats it!! he gets better later tho. he heals!!! nature is healing!! good job white boy!!!

i also kinda forgot about my storyteller hcs uhhh ray is agender, he/they n aroace.

evelynn is nb, she/they n guess what!! shes also ace but they're also a lesbian so its fine

nathan my boy........i would like to award you with the most prized thing i own (being hcd as transmasc). hes just a little trans guy!! just like me!!! uses he/they and is also aroace and hes also audhd and rlly fucking loves dogs. big dogs specifically. like these absolutely massive dogs u see sometimes and think "woah!! big dog!!"

should i start to post my cmncs + general gnp hcs.....

[miyagihawk]

opposites attract | eli “hawk” moskowitz x reader

summary: everyone is confused about yours and hawk’s relationship; you two couldn’t be more different. you reminisce about the night you met him.

warnings: cussing, fluff, hawk being a big softie for you, there’s not really a plot just cute moments :)

a/n: sorry y’all ik im a harry account but ive been obsessed with cobra kai (particularly hawk) anyways enjoy

word count: 711

Heads were turned towards you as you walked down the hall, with Hawk’s arm hung around your shoulders.

Usually so many eyes following you would’ve made you really nervous, but you were reassured by Hawk constantly looking down at you and pulling you closer. You actually felt kind of confident; being around Hawk always made you feel that way.

It wasn’t surprising that everyone was staring at you two. You and Hawk were an unlikely pair. You were a soft-spoken artist, who only had a few friends and kept to yourself. Hawk on the other hand, was loud and attention grabbing. If his mohawk didn’t already get eyes on him, then his reputation for starting fights does.

You two met at a party that your friends dragged you to. It was an hour in when you needed air; the smell of smoke was too much.

You sat by the pool in the backyard and dipped your feet in. There were still people around, but it wasn’t as stuffy as being inside. You felt yourself get lost in your thoughts as you stared into the glimmering water that reflected the night sky.

Suddenly, you heard yelling and two figures were right beside you, looking like they were wrestling. Then one of them fell in the pool, and you were soaked by the splash.

You quickly got up, looking down at your wet clothes. In front of you was the person who pushed the other guy and the first thing you noticed was his obnoxious hair.

“Oh shit. I’m so sorry,” the boy apologized but he was holding back his laughs.

You looked at the other boy, now swimming in the pool; he had dark hair and braces. His hands were covering his mouth as he giggled. “Sorry.”

“All good,” you shivered. It was a cold night out. You weren’t angry, there’s no use getting mad at someone who is probably drunk. You turned away to head back inside; to you this looked like a sign to just leave the party.

“Hey, hey, wait,” the boy with the mohawk jogged up to you, lightly grabbing your arm. “You’re cold. Here,” he slipped off his jacket and held it out to you.

“I’m actually leaving now, but thanks,” you replied, and continued your walk to the house, dripping and shivering.

“You came with Avery and Cassie right? I’m pretty sure they left,” the boy called from behind you.

Just my luck, you thought.

You internally cursed at your friends for leaving you at this stupid party that they made you come to. You were starting to get pissed. Being wet, cold, and betrayed made you wish you just stayed home. Now you had no idea what to do.

“I can give you a ride? To make up for... you know. That,” the red-haired boy gestured to your wet clothes.

“Aren’t you, like drunk?” You questioned. The way he was acting with his friend made you believe he was, but maybe he was just crazy.

“I’m not, I promise. I couldn’t anyways, I have a tournament tomorrow,” he explained, and you wondered what sport he played.

“I can’t go with you, I don’t even know your name,” you laughed. He wasn’t a complete stranger though. He knew your friends and you’ve seen him around school sometimes. I mean how could you not when his hair could be spotted from a mile away.

“Hawk. I’m Hawk.”

Now as you walked with him to your next class, you smile at the memory of meeting him. It’s been almost a year since then, and you know him through and through. You know him enough to see that you two actually aren’t all that different.

“I’ll see you after class,” Hawk took his arm from your shoulders and put his hands on your waist to pull you to his chest. You hooked your arms around his neck and played with his hair at the nape of his neck.

You got butterflies as he leaned in to give you a kiss. You felt so good being his, with his arms embracing you.

“I love you,” you kissed his nose softly and he scrunched his face. He laughed, genuinely, and in that moment you saw right through his bad boy facade.

[bryceslahela]

Is drake garbage? Yes. But is he worse than Ramsay? Jake? All the other boring white men who I am thankfully forgetting right now? I need to know your official ranking of worst male lis. I need to.

ooooh ok im thinking rn of who is where…. ok so this is from worst to best. <33 ill put them under the cut.

connor. creep who hangs around high schools… why does he canonically have like no friends his age?

drake is second because ik we think hes a gold digging misogynist and he is those two things… at least mc is an appropriate age for him.

parker. bitch boy. hate his existence.

cassius. worst li in acor which isn’t honestly that bad as the others r all top tier.

ethan is lower bc oph 1 + half of oph2 r god-tier so his good series makes up for him being a freak.

chris from tf. so many issues and expected mc to deal with them like she was his therapist. its not my fault ur father never came back chris.

michael from hss shouldn’t be on this list at all. love him <333. so i’m putting wes here in his place. an insufferable creep who looked 45 when he should be 18. autumn has shit judgement who would pick him over julian????

thomas hunt. I HATE HIM.

simon from std. hate him purely bc everyone was putting his ass on a pedestal while dragging my mans justin. simon ur literally bland. the personification of the colour beige.

flynn from vos. gave me nightmares. also how u hate cops and then u become one???? where r ur morals man 😟

ugly bartending dude from roe. the one drake was based off of. he’s here bc thanks to him drake existed. he’s in hell rn.

jake from es. sean supremacy <33 hated him bc i always took sean’s side on everything. also i hated the weird lil nickname he gave mc like i don’t like u??? we not that close bro 😟

dom from tc&tf. boring sorry. also ugly but he’s not annoying ig. thats why he’s low.

ernest sinclaire. remember nothing abt him which is a good sign. he’s slightly ugly tho but he’s british it’s not his fault x

sawyer. cute?? i didn’t finish bsc. no issues with him. hate his dad tho.

elliot from ptr. forgettable. didn’t do anything bad besides be british which is why he’s here.

that white dude from bachelorette party. reed? boring but rich. no issues with him ig. i read it more so for the female friendships.

the guy from wishful thinking. audrey? cute. also forgettable. was nothing next to anna and jaime.

male avery from platinum. also british but sweet. so he’s low.

nate from sunkissed was acc so cute. i romanced him and he was so sweet, a lil cringy but i can deal.

nathan from tf. idc i love him <33 rich white bitch of a man but he acknowledges that and he also almost rid the world of tyler aka the most annoying side character in tf.

beckett. annoying in te2 but cute in te1… i love him srry 🤣 also teh book cover vers of him ATE.

grayson from hero. soo sweet but he was the victim to the sexy kenji and the sexier eva. how was he meant to thrive with such hot competition…. 💔

MARK FROM LOVEHACKS CAN DO NOOO WRONG <333333 LOVE U MARK FROM LOVEHACKS TEXT ME <3333

[fen1s]

Lmaoo so there is this one tweet that actually describes what I really think the insane mauruaders stans and the tweet goes : some of yall heard one fucking word and now yall can't stop saying it (and it's like a reference to those fuckers who say gatekeep, gaslight, toxic but for everything and they act its profound or some shit). I think they um definetly saw those words and deadass went let's be eco friendly and reuse the same arguments and everyone else went yes. And when there was a genuine difference of opinion they go to their backup response : by supporting this element or seeing their pov you are ( anti Semitic /racist / homophobic) and it's just like :you are aware the same people exist in this community right???

(also I really find it funny that some of them literally don't think the mauruaders won't fucking hate crime them, no ma'am they will hate crime you and then proceed to get the slap on the wrist, they are the reasons your school has anti bullying week [also lmaoo pandering to them makes to be in the 'group' makes all of you Peter Pettigrew you know the same dude you all decided to ignore] )

And then I have to remind myself that there will be one of them who will raise kids and try to be 'jily' parents which I assume is living vicariously through your child because God you peaked in highschool and you won't shut the fuck up about it (and lack any fucking development) which is consistent with Canon so hey it does work out. Also like who's gonna pay for your child's therapy when they realize people who are dickish to you are simply just dickish and no why do you think this is an enemies to lovers trope (and also for their kids dry ass personality which they got from their parents because ik they would want them to be constantly involved but like gym teacher with a kid who's into slight sports and now the kid has to try to get in the national team lol)

Like I need them to have a snape attitude towards kids which was very much : fuck them kids ( and I honestly couldn't agree more to.)

Hey so if you're a fan of the m*rauders and this appears in the general tag, im sorry, i tagged the post correctly but sometimes the tagging system doesnt filter content correctly, but just so yall know, below the read more will be content that is very m*rauder critical which yall may not like or may be upset by. this is a fair warning

It's genuinely frustrating how often they repeat the same arguments as if we care. like we know snape isnt a kind person and we know he doesnt make the best or morally correct decisions, but they never hold other characters to a remotely similar standard that they hold snape to

they like characters due to popularity and how much they can add in headcanons, we know almost nothing about the marauders era, so they can make their own universe independent of the harry potter plot line, but they dont actually give a shit about the canon characterizations we already have

the m*rauders are not canonically progressive, their bullying of snape isn't coming from a progressive stance. they literally only bully him because they think hes weird. there isnt any canon evidence that they went after students who were actively causing harm to others, such as avery and mulciber (two boys who actively were attacking muggleborn students), they never went after regulus despite the fact that je was outspokenly supportive of voldemort to the point where regulus basically had a fucking shrine dedicated to him, there isnt any canon evidence that they went after any other junior death eater. there is canon evidence that they attacked random kids simply for annoying them. there is canon evidence that they used illegal hexes on students that had the risk of causing permanent bodily damage. and i think the real nail on the coffin for the idea that the m*rauders only went after snape due to him being a wannabe death eater is something sirius literally says

this means that even during the war, the m*rauders didnt suspect snape of being a death eater, let ALONE when they were at school

they also just think all snape fans are white straight cis women who obsess over the "always 🥺" line. like they dont take into account POC fans, lgbtq+ fans, nonbinary or trans fans, jewish fans, poor fans, disabled fans, neurodivergent fans. they paint us all with the "you never read the books you just want to fuck alan rickman" brush and call it a day so they dont actually have to engage with us despite constantly coming into our spaces

also it BOTHERS me how they'll call snape a n@zi and then turn around and say "awe james was just a bit of a jerk !! 🥺🥺" bestie he was an actual genuine sadist who got off on bullying and sexually assaulting kids he deemed weird. like sorry to the alt m*rauder kinnies, but if you're punk, emo, goth whatever james potter would've bullied the absolute hell out of you. canonically. sirius literally defends his bullying of snape by calling him an oddball, yall dont think you would've been on the other end of their bullying?