#ignore that I forgot gir’s little head antenna

[pawfulofwaffles]

Scientists still can’t figure out why my kinned characters are all diabolical beings

[crowball288]

Welcome Home (Dib x Zim) (Smut)

Ten years after Enter the Florpus, Zim has grown as an invader on planet irk, somehow becoming the tallest due to his growth rate from eating human foods. He could not shake the thought of one human. Dib Membrane. Zim pulled on a new invader outfit, tailored to his new height and slim build. He smoothed down his antennae and stepped to face the irkens which escorted him. 

"You are not to bother me. The home ship will remain in the atmosphere, not to land. Does Zim make himself clear?"

 The lot of them nodded and muttered, worried for his great tallest's safety. Zim smirked and tapped a microphone.

 "You knew I was coming last time somehow, so maybe you can pick up this frequency. Did you miss me, Membrane?" 

He set off into his voot pod and charted his course down to where he once lived with Gir, who he still, surprisingly, kept by his side. Dib froze hearing the audio coming from his laptop. no way. Despite the preparation, he had taken since the disappearance of the mangy alien he couldn't believe that his voice still gave a chill down the spine of his now plush back 

"Holy shit..... Holy crap. What do I do???"

The message passed as soon as it started, and Dib forgot to try and respond. He sat there dumbfounded atop his roof. Jumping down into his window, he rushes to his front door, hoping with all of his beings that he'll see Zim there just like all those years ago. The voot blasted through the atmosphere, it sent a meteor-type flash through the night sky as it plummeted to where it had once been. Gir sang a little ditty and Zim stroked his head with his now two claws, grinning at the voot slammed into the house that had once been his. He stepped out in one piece, strutting out to the street, rubbing his claws where he had felt once before. He didn't bother to disguise himself, bending over slightly to exit the home, and walking on his overgrown lawn. 

"Oh dear, we've grown quite messy down here, yes Gir?" he cackled "What will the neighbors think of the mighty Zim!?" 

Ignoring the destruction of the perusing crash, Dib takes in the new structured form of Zim. Analyzing the alien up and down, he can't help but feel warmth start to creep through his body. From the round of his cheeks to the growing "member" below the belt.

"Zim." he reaches out to him, taking small steps. "Where--when--Why did you leave?" 

He raised a brow "Excuse me? How do you know the great Zim's name?" he seemed taken aback, moving a nervous foot backward to step away. He didn't seem to notice dib, but he moved gracefully as a leader would. Then something flickered across his pale green face, met with a blush to the sides of it, his left antenna giving a twitch. 

"This may sound funny, but are you Dib Membrane?" He sized him up and down, locking to his.. member.. for a moment, before flicking away. 

“You know that, have I really gained that much weight?” 

he tries to lighten the mood, scratching the back of his head. He took the small detail of Zim looking down. Realizing what he saw he heated up even more. Even to the point it started to twitch in his boxers. 

“ANYWAY— you’re definitely, uh, taller?” god his social skills hadn’t changed. He was as awkward as ever

 “I missed you”. 

Zim smirked "It is.. not the weight. You've grown taller. It's a sign of power, good lucks, and hard work in irken culture."

 He cupped Dib's face with his two claws, moving them up and down and side to side to study his face 

"You have hair on your chin now. I didn't think the Dib stink was capable of such things. What a surprise. Have you become the leader of this FILTHY planet yet or are you still... well. A loser?~ Dib stink is too smart to just be a loser. You're powerful such as I! The mighty Zim!" he cocked his hip to the side 

"I'll suppose you're excited to see my excellence back in your presence?~"

 he set Gir down, playing with Dib's long ahoge in a sensual manner. He rests one hand on the claws cupping his face, the other on the thin hip of his lover 

"God you had no idea how much I needed you" 

He pulls on the small of Zim's back, bringing him closer. Resting his mouth on Zim's skinny neck, breathing lowly, he licks up to the alien's collarbone.

 "Tell me oh mighty Zim."

 Dib kisses where a human ear should be, then continues to press his hips closer to Zim's 

"Did you miss me too?".

Zim shuddered "Is this one of your gross dirty human tricks Dib thing? I don't remember you having such an interest in me like this!"

 he blushed an intense amount, tilting his head to the side

 "I suppose I missed you... stinky.. dirty.. human.. thingy. Despite your grossness, I shall reward you with affection back." 

He licked Dib's face, saliva rolling down the side of his face 

"It's an irken g-greeting. Yes. Greeting." he'd stutter briefly 'UUUUHM NOOOO! YOU JUST KISSED HIMMM! THAT'S AN IRKEN KISSSSSY KISS! MWAAAH!' "QUIET GIR!" he kicked Gir across the lawn. 

"Yes. I missed you Dibby.. my missions are oh-so-boring without a genius like you! Zim is so borrrreddd.."

Dib shakes off the fact that a 6"6 alien just drop-kicked a small robot across his lawn

 "Oh I bet they were, I like that shade of purple on you." 

The hand on Zim's hip lowers slightly, going in the direction of the inner thigh "If you're that bored doing nothing out here. I can invite you inside. We can catch up on each other." 

Dib rests his forehead on Zim's, moaning lightly as he feels the man in Infront of him accidentally brush up against his crotch 

"W-was that also an irken greeting?"

 Zim waved his hands around frantically 

"A-ah! No! I didn't- well- I didn't mean to- you- aah!" 

he blushed deeper, his whole face turning purplish. 

"Y-yes. I'd be interested in.. erm. Seeing your home base! Take Zim to your base NOWWWW! Do not.. do not play with Zim's feelings." 

he haughtily danced over to Gir, excited to.. converse... with dib. Closing the door behind the pair, both steadily make their way up the stairs. Once in a mildly clean room, Dib's breathing began to get heavier. Slowly, but surely he moved behind the green creature. Hands exploring the body of the man in front of him.

 "Tell me you want me to. Tell me you waited for me just as I waited for you" 

Dib's glasses are fogged from the proximity of the two. 

"You became my everything when you left...I missed the way we used to banter..." embarrassed dib averts his eyes "God I can't believe I'm saying this...but I don't want to stop...I can't stop." he moves in closer. 

"Oh, I want you, Dib. I want you so much. I rule everything, but what is the point of I don't rule your stinky.. stink head."

 He hiked up his dress, revealing his thighs to Dib, where the fabric bit into the fat of his long legs making for a pretty great 'absolute territory'. He smirked at him as he went to remove his arm cuffs, tossing them aside 

"I was your first alien, I'm pretty important... aren't I?~" Zim nervously stepped back, falling onto the bed with a strangled cry "A-a-ah!" He wrapped his arms around Dib as he fell, bringing him on top of himself

 Without a second thought, Dib pins the alien's claws above his head. Watching him slightly wriggle in his grasp, he kisses down the body of the green boy. He can feel the breathing pattern, his chest expanding and compressing. Feeling his struggle to cope with the pleasure just riles him up even more

 "You'll be my first and only" continue kissing the lower torso, dangerously close to the 'special' part of the groin. "Those red eyes better not look anywhere but here got that?" Dib takes his shirt off, revealing his stocky build. Zim panted, not fully understanding the situation. Zim was not accustomed to human mating practices, but he certainly could tell it was the human's version of a heat. He removed his dress, the shoulder pads coming off with it.

 "O-Only? Is that so? Well, Dib thing… you shall be my only humans."

 he removed a shoe, rubbing a knee-high socked foot on Dib's bulging pants. He bit his lip lightly "You are so wonderful-looking... so so wonderful looking." Dib hung his head low, the shock of pleasure shooting through his spine 

"A-ah... Fuck Zim do you know what you're doing to me"

 he grabs the alien's chin, tilting his head up towards him. With no time for Zim to react, he kisses him. His tongue explored the inside of his mouth. Zim's moans vibrate through their connected jaws. Dib can't stop, the unknown territory and mysterious texture of the interior of Zim's mouth makes him want to ravish him. 

"I waited" he continued to pull away briefly to speak "I waited years for you." It's getting hotter by the second "Sitting on my roof, on that stupid computer." "Did you think of me too? Did you play with yourself thinking of all the ways I could fuck you?" 

"F-fuck..? I am not so familiar with th-the term. I s-suppose I did miss you... I felt my body grow hotter during my heats with the thought of you. We.. use pods on planet irk in order to not trans..transm..m-mit disease... I... I wanted you so much. I missed your smelliness. You're... so interesting to me~" 

he panted at Dib, not understanding what this feeling was "What... what is this.. what are you doing to me..? Did you poison me..?" 

He locked eyes nervously with dib, shifting to remove his other shoe. He felt his crotch grow wet and begin to slither, his knees closed together with a jolt. A low chuckle emitted from Dib's chest, it came out crackly and with a rasp.

"You're aDORable." oh fuck. Seriously? Did he seriously just voice crack at a time like this? He blushes with embarrassment and coughs to try and cover up what little dignity he had left. Zim starts to giggle, which turns into a laugh. "Y-You-hehe-You--ah!" 

Dib puts one of his thick fingers dangerously close to this entrance. The tip is so tantalizingly close, he can feel the wetness and heat radiating off him.  

"H-hagh.. d-don't touch that..~ Zim isn't so sure it's safe for you to do this." He throbbed inside, his clawed toes digging into the bed.

 "That i-is besides the point! You feeble, dirty, thingy! HUUUUMAAANNN!! Your voice crackling was rather... I will say, attractive." He grinned "My tallest before me voice cracked quite a bit, it's charming. You are charming, dib-stink."

 he began to play with dib's crotch with his foot once more 

"What have you got hidden in those pants Dib thing? Show me now human scum~". Dib grabs his ankle as well as the other, pushing his legs upward towards his head Dib exposes Zim's holes.

 "Oh baby, all this for me?" He brings his face closer to the irken's ass, feeling his legs twitching in anticipation. 

"I want you to beg for me" 

"U-Unff~" dib's breath on his body made him moan in anticipation 

"Th-The mighty Zim d-does not beg!" Zim grunted and bit his lip "Please mate with me dib thing..~ put your smelly body into mine.. gross thing. You stink and it's so hot~"

 Something snapped in Dib's mind, he pulls down his boxers. His 7-inch member slapped his stomach then laying on Zim's hot body. It's red at the tip, cut with a long vein running on the left of his shaft. He takes note of the small whimper that emits from Zim. They've gone this far, no point in stopping now. With a deep breath, he pushes himself into him. Zim went to protest and gasped loudly

 "A-AaUngH!~" Zim moaned aloud, pressing his body against Dib "D-Dib! D-DIB THING! S-STOP~ OH IT'S TOO MUCH DIB!"

 he crumpled, whimpering and whining. It gripped onto dib, attempting to pull him deeper, it was tighter than anything Dib could possibly imagine. The fluids it secreted coated Dib's member and made the pleasure even more desirable 

"W-Whaahuh.. w-why is I so.. SO BIG! A-Are all humans built with a large one like th-this!?"

 he grunted, grinding up against Dib and stuttering out a few more incomprehensible syllables.

 "f-fuCK Zim... You're s-so fucki-ing tight"

 His hips didn't seem to falter, it was as if they had a mind of their own. 

"look at you... fuck..A-Auuhh...it's pulling me in~ " 

Dib's hands went to Zim's antenna, slightly pulling on them enough to make the irken's back curl. At the angle they were doing, a bulge would be seen occasionally popping in and out of Zim's stomach. His hands needed more to grab onto, they moved on from the antenna to the neck. Grabbing him by the chin and pulling him close, this breath hot on Zim's back. 

"a-auughh...Zim~ ". Zim grappled the bed, clawing at the mattress to hold steady "H-Haaa~! W-Why are- why is it so big- why.. aah.. you stink.. s-so bad. H-Human.. d-destroy me pleassse!!~"

 he slammed his hips backward into Dib with his motions, his antennae straightening out

 "Oh, my tallest.. ohhh~ goodness. Y-You're so powerful.. how could a disgusting human be s0-sssoOOO GOOD!?!?!~" 

his moans trailed off into grunts and panting like an animal, uttering in irken tongue "I love you Dib thing!! ohhhh I love youuu...~" Gir is still at the window. 

Hearing Zim moaning only made his dick throb harder. He can feel him get tighter with each thrust, his body bounces in sync with each sweet noise that comes from his vocal cords. The more force he put into it the needier he felt as if there was no limit to how much ecstasy he could feel in a moment. Then, an idea popped into Dib's head. He halted his movements.

 "h-haH!? DIB THING!? W-WHY DO YOU STOP!?" 

he looked over his shoulder, tears in his eyes from the aggressive pounding "W-what is the meaning of this!?" 

he grinded on dib, squirming needily as if he were back ten years ago under Dib's grasp, he growled at him under his breath. Without a word, Dib flipped Zim onto his back. His stomach now exposed to him. 

"I want you to spread your legs for me." 

"W-WHAT--You dISRESPECT the TALLEST IRKEN????"

 Despite his protest, Zim opened his legs, oh how vulnerable he felt, but oh how hot was it to see the Dib's towering figure pinning him down. Zim's upper hole was now replaced with a prolapsed tentacle. Confused, but not deterred. Dib continues by slamming himself back inside Zim 

"a-AUUNNNGGG~ "

 God, every sound he makes just feeds more into Dib's desires. As he thrusts one hand follows the edges of Zim's body and reaches the appendage (tentacle) sliding his hand up and down the shaft. Zim gasped loudly, feeling his tentacle push back against his body

 "G-GHuah?! D-DIB THING~ R-RELEASE IT THIS INSTANT! Ooh~!" he whined and thrust into the hands of Dib, sweating against the touch of his loving enemy. 

"oh... D-DIB THING PLEASE DESTROY ME! PUT THE GREAT ZIM IN HIS PLACE~" he noticed Gir at the window, covering his face with one hand and looking aside from the window 

"S-Stupid faulty Sir unit.. not now.."Dib's gaze softens, and his hips slow but do not stop. Which catches the attention of Zim 

"Why-hu?" Zim's sentence was cut short with a gentle but passionate kiss from Dib. His surprised eyes slowly blink closed. Falling deep into the warmth of the two, together.

 "I love you Zim" Zim put his arms around Dib, whining

 "I... I love you as well Dib." he smiled, the first time saying dib's name softly. he kissed Dib again, his tongue sliding into the back of Dib's throat, enough to make him gag

 "mwah!~" he'd pull back, a large strand of saliva connecting them. The line of saliva reminded Dib of the position they were currently in. Looking back into one another's eyes Dib thrusts, and hard. This time, a tight coil kept growing inside of Dib's abdomen, he's felt it before but it was never this enticing or nearly as good

 "0-0h God~ Do you feel that too?" he tries to maintain a sentence. \

"F-ffaah.. y-yes~ Oooh yes~ Dib- f-finish inside of me.. m-my body. It yearns dib thing!~" he dug his claws into Dib's back

 "It's too good Dib thing... Ah... I must.. have all of you~". no words were needed. Dib buried his head in his neck of Zim. Both their breathing getting uneven and louder, it became tighter, and tighter, and tighter.

 "AnnNg~ " Thick white ropes coated the inside of Zim, overflowing and seeping out of him. They stayed in that position. Processing what they had done. Waves of pleasure ran through them, the adrenaline pumping but slowly halting. Zim came too, a clear pink slime covering the hands of dib

 "Dib w-what is this.. what is.. inside me..?" he cringed, nervously adjusting his body 

"wait... WAIIIIIITTT! What have we done!? No.. NOOOO! This has at least violated multiple crimes... A-ARE YOU OF HUMAN AGE OF CONSENT!? A-ARE WE BREEDING COMPATIBLE!? WE USED NO PROTECTION! OOOHHH GIR! GIR COME HERE, RUN A DIAGNOSTIC GIR!" A crashing was heard in the distance.

 "Holy shit we... we oh fuck. I did it with an alien" 

"I had intercourse with a HUUUUMAAANN!!! aAAGH! THIS CANNOT BE GOOD! GIR! GIR COPY. DO YOU COPYYYY!?" he pulled away from Dib, pulling his dress over himself, hugging Dib, and nuzzling his head in his chest "Ohh... I hope my people don't ostracize me.. the great Zim.. for this. Dib-Love, d-do not let any human know of this! If it gets to other planets- ahhh my head could be on quite the platter-" 

"GIR"

[krizaland]

(I was inspired by the song “no matter what” and this is kinda of the vibe I’m getting off of it) Zim finds the reader sad and been in a bad place lately so he wants to help them so he cheers them up?

I just listened to the song and Oh my god my heart!!! It’s so sweet!

Zim is one of my main comfort stuffies so this really struck a chord with me!

SLAM!

You let out a loud screech as you threw your phone to the ground.

You didn’t even bother to check on it as you threw yourself onto your bed.

Tears spilled from your eyes as loud sobs echoed from your blankets.

Four years. Four whole years.

You had known your best friend for four years.

From memes to your sorrows, you sent everything you could to your dear friend.

They meant everything to you! You let them vent to you and gave them advice whenever they asked for it.

They were the only human you felt like you could truly trust with anything!

When they decided to dump you, it felt like your heart was ripped out of your chest!

You couldn’t believe they’d just leave you all alone!

Your mind was running wild with questions

Who would you talk to at 2am?

Who would comfort you after a panic attack?

Who would laugh at your memes?

Who could ever care about you like they did?

As if on cue, the answer to your questions decided to give you a call.

BREEP! BREEP! BREEP!

You let out a yelp as your wrist communicator went off.

“Oh it’s just Zim.” You sighed as you clutched your chest.

You weren’t really in the mood to talk to Zim but you knew you couldn’t simply ignore a call from him.

You could never forget the time you put your communicator on silent and slept in to long.

Zim nearly blew a hole through your wall just to make sure you were alive!

A sigh escaped your throat as you answered the call.

“Hey Zim,” You sniffled.

“Ah! Greetings Y/N! How was your- WAIT! Why is your face all….leaky? Tell me!” Zim’s voice quivered a bit as he spoke.

“Don’t worry, I’m fine.” You lied as you dried a few stray tears that escaped your eyes.

“Don’t you lie to Zim! You are NOT fine! I command you to tell me what’s wrong!” Zim demanded as he snapped a finger against the screen.

“Ok, ok! It’s my best friend they-” You felt the words get caught in your throat.

“They what?! TELL ME! TELL ME NOW!”

“They…THEY DUMPED ME!!!” You burst into another violent sob.

“WHAT?! HOW COULD THAT BE?! I thought you were supposed to be friends forever and stuff!” Zim shrieked as he jumped a bit.

“I thought so too!” You kept sobbing as your tears sealed your eyes shut.

“Y/N! I…..” Zim trailed off as his mind searched for words to say.

Zim never had friends before but he did know what it felt like to be dumped.

However, no matter what he wanted to say, Zim didn’t feel like words alone were enough to console you.

“Hold on, Y/N. I’ll be right over! Zim out!”

“Huh?! Zim wait-”

The call was cut before you could finish your sentence.

You let out another groan as you plopped your face back into your blankets.

WHIRRR!

The sound of Zim’s Voot Cruiser hovering outside your window jolted you out of bed.

Wasting no time, you quickly opened your window before Zim could blow a hole through it again.

“Fear not, Y/N! Zim has arrived!” Zim announced triumphantly as he jumped into your bedroom.

“What?! Zim, look I appreciate what you’re trying to do but-”

“I know you do. I know you do. Anyhow, it’s obvious that INFERIOR so-called friend of yours is nothing more than a PATHETIC FOOL who can’t see how amazing you are!” Zim announced dramatically.

“Zim I-”

“I can see that that HORRIBLE friend of yours has decided to abandon you! Therefore Zim has come to tell you that I will always be here for you!” Zim explained as he patted your shoulder.

“Wow…That’s really sweet but-”

“But? There is no but! I have come to reassure you and there’s nothing you can do to stop me! GIR! Get in here!” Zim commanded as he snapped his fingers.

BASH!

“WEEHOOO!! HI! UNICORN!” GIR squealed as he crashed through your wall.

“GIR! What have I told you about crashing through Y/N’s house?!” Zim snarled as he shot GIR a glare.

“I’m sorry, Master…” GIR pouted as his antenna drooped.

“You should be. Anyway, play the song!” Zim commanded as he pointed to the ceiling.

“OKIE DOKI!”

BEEP!

GIR pressed a button on his chest and the music started up.

“In the light of the day, in the dark of the night. When you’re raring to go! When you’re tired from the fight…” Zim sang as he hopped over to you.

“When you’re losing your mind, let me give you a thought-” Zim clicked his feet “I gonna be right by your side no matter what!”

You couldn’t help but giggle at Zim’s little dance.

Zim patted your shoulder as he kept dancing.

“In the dark of the night!”

You decided to humor Zim and began to sing along.

“In dark of the night…”

Zim’s eyes lit up a bit as he kept singing.

“In the light of the day!” Zim clicked his feet.

“In the light of the day!” You clicked your feet right back.

“When you’re rising to shine!”

Zim stretched out his arms as wide as he could

“When you’re rising to shine!”

“When you’re hitting the hay!”

Zim pantomimed falling asleep.

“When you’re hitting the hay.”

“I’ll be hanging around!”

Zim gently took your hands in his.

“I’ll be hanging around.”

“If you like it or not!”

Zim let out a chuckle as he twirled you into his arms.

“If you like it or not!”

You savored Zim’s embrace as your voice melted with his for a moment.

“I’ll be right by your side no matter what!”

Zim released you from his grip and trotted back over to the window.

“Hey! Where are you going?” You asked playfully as you followed him.

“Oh no! I’m not going anywhere! You’re coming with me-” Zim jumped into the Voot and patted a spot next to him “What are you waiting for?! Hop in!”

You couldn’t help but smile as you climbed in next to him.

“Prepare yourself, Y/N! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE GREATEST DATE OF YOUR LIFE!” Zim cackled as GIR hopped into the Voot before speeding off.

Another giggle escaped your throat as Zim began to sing once more.

“No matter what!”

“No matter what!”

The clouds zoomed past the Voot as it begun to exit Urth’s atmosphere.

“No matter what!”

“No matter what!”

Zim’s voice melted with yours as you continued to sing with him.

BONK!

The Voot was whacked by a large space whale! However, that didn’t stop you and Zim from singing.

“No matter whaaaaat!”

Zim regained control over the Voot rather quickly and got back on track in seconds.

“Oh I’m gonna be!”

You put on your space helmet.

“I’m gonna be!”

Zim planted a small kiss on your cheek.

“Right by your siiide!”

“Right by your siiiide!”

“I’m gonna be right by your side no matter what!”

The Voot arrived on a beautiful planet with a bright pink sky and heart shaped clouds.

“Here we are, Y/N! Planet Eros! The most romantic planet in the Galaxy!” Zim announced as he landed the Voot on a large hill.

“Wow! It’s so beautiful here!” You gasped as you stared up at the bright pink sky.

“Isn’t it though. Now prepare yourself, my love pig! Your magical love adventure begins NOW!” Zim announced as he hopped out of the Voot and held out his hand.

Another giggle escaped your throat as you took Zim’s hand and carefully exited the Voot.

The moment you left the Voot, Zim immediately started to take you to the most romantic spots he could find.

From a fancy restaurant to a bright pink park, you were absolutely enthralled!

You couldn’t remember the last time you had this much fun!

Not even GIR’s constant antics could ruin your date!

“In the dark of the night. In the light of the day….When you’re rising to shine…When you’re hitting the hay..” You sang as you followed Zim through a beautiful pink beach.

“Just remember this song!” Zim reminded as he pointed to the sky.

“How’s it go? I forgot” GIR asked as he tilted his head.

“I’ll be right by your side no matter what!” You and Zim laughed.

It wasn’t long before you and Zim’s legs grew weary.

Thus, you both decided to sit down in the soft pink sand and watch the sunset.

“Through whoever you’ve been….”

“Through whoever you’ve been…”

“Through whoever you’ll be…”

“Through whoever you’ll be…”

“Through whatever you lose, you will always have me,” Zim threw his arm around your shoulder.

“You will always have me.” You sang as you rested your head on his chest.

“At the end of your rope…”

“At the end of your rope…”

“I’ll be holding you tight…” Zim kissed your forehead.

“I’ll be holding you tight…” You giggled.

“I’m gonna be right by your side no matter what.”

The sunset turned the sky into pink lemonade as the dark pink waves gently splashed the sand.

“Be right by your side. Be right by your side…..”

“I’ll be right by your side no matter what…”