#ignition talk

[akanemnon]

I don't like this place. It's turning everyone edgy and sad.

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[seraphdreams]

b-bonten taking turns eating you out n makin you rate each of em outta ten but you’re so fucked out you can’t choose 🥺🦋

stassie?!!?? THIS IDEA???

it’s like, a regular bonten game night turns a bit competitive when some of them don’t wanna admit their defeat to one another — it’s ran who suggests “why don’t we play a different game?” . . . you would’ve never thought his idea would be to lay you across his bed, all of the organization staring your cute body down as ran has his way with your cunt. and the way he eats it, he’s practically making out with your pussy — moaning as if he hadn’t eaten a meal as good as you before n he’s super neat with it . . . the neater you are, the sloppier you’ll become.

it’s a full rotation, to sanzu who eats it like he hasn’t the slightest respect for the cunt he creams in every other night, to koko who truly looped himself into this foolishness sheerly by accident — his dexterous tongue switching between deeply tonguefucking you to flicking at your clit.

and you can’t forget about rindou and kakucho ! rindou’s such a sweet “older brother” to kakucho, guiding him while he eats you out. kaku is new to these things and he’s quite shy as well but with rindou by his side, aiding him to “go faster — suck her clit — slip in two fingers” kaku feels like a pro.

too bad for you when you can barely remember your own name and you’re a twitching mess covered in your cum. maybe they’ll leave the rating for tomorrow — when your legs are too weak to move.

[clarissaweasley-10]

Warner: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Kishimoto. Kenji: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

[shxyerahol]

think about a slight canon divergent in 7x06 everyone is still at the bachelor party waiting for chim to get there when tommy gets the text that he has to go to work due to being on call and everyone witnesses the pouty-buck-puppy-eyed-tommy-eyes-face-smushed-back-rubbing-hug and just go

while eddie is just chugging his fourth vodka orange juice slouched in the chair bored

[lookitsaflyingtoaster]

🗣️Sparrow oak garcia the could never make me hate you

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Honestly Netanyahu and his ilk remind me of guns' rights advocates: they base all their arguments against a strawman and then refuse to acknowledge that said strawman doesn't exist.

"You want to ban all guns!" "Well no I want to ban guns specifically designed for..." "You're lying, you want to ban all guns!" "That is literally not what this bill will do..." "It'll ban all guns! It'll ban all guns! 2nd Amendment!".

"You support Hamas!" "No actually, if they all dropped dead today I would celebrate, I just don't want want the people of Gaza to die for it." "You want every person in Israel to die!" "No, I think the attacks were a horrific tragedy and I really don't want more people to die, that's why I want you to stop killing civilians." "You're lying, you want every Jew to die!"

They know they have no argument against what we're actually saying, so they pretend to be arguing against something far more extreme and refuse to be broken out of their fantasy. They can't look you in the eye because even the slightest bit of good faith would crumple their argument like wet paper, so they shut their eyes and replace you with an easy villain they can defeat.

[schelofthesea]

cannot believe i have been sleeping on this game my whole life.

[thejudeduarte]

Me: *sobbing, crying, ripping my hair out and screaming while having a mental breakdown on the floor*

Them: ...are you...are you okay??

Me: they were *sobs* his BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!!

[gotstabbedbyapen]

Okay so I gotta ask after reading the reply to your marriage hcs - what are the trials you envision Apollo having to go on to restore Hyacinthus to life? :0c

Funny enough, the Hyapollo resurrection trials is a major plotline in my two-years-into-the-making Hyapollo fic series :D So if I'm gonna talk about the envision/headcanons, I'll have to spill part of my WIP.

But for you, Ginger, I'll reveal just a wee bit of what I'm working on - but not too much!

In my fic series, Hyacinthus and Polyboea are the ones going through the trials to prove themselves worthy of resurrection. But Apollo will try his best aiding his lover while Artemis, plus Athena and Aphrodite, aids her huntress.

(But the resurrection trial arc is later down the line. The Spartan siblings will first have to stay in the Underworld for a couple of years and suffer for character development because Hades and Persephone need time to consider the big decision)

Anyways, Persephone - who has ulterior motive for helping them that will be explored in the series - will be the one giving Hyacinthus and Polyboea the challenges and overseeing their process.

Here are the general frame of how the trials look like:

First trial: Test of skill

Hyacinthus and Polyboea are in different sections of the Underworld (Hya in Elysium and Poly in Asphodel), so they'll have to do the first trial alone. Hyacinthus' task is covering all of his personal Blessed Isle in hyacinth flowers, while Polyboea's is to capture the souls of all the animals that she had hunted before.

While these trials look simple, Hyacinthus and Polyboea will have to do them with their BARE HANDS and zero equipment. Not only that, they will also have callbacks of their fears and mistakes in life, all will come back to bite them and crumble them in their daily breakdowns ( ˘▽˘)っ

Second trial: Lost and found

After completing their respective first tasks and gain some character development points, Hyacinthus and Polyboea will be allowed to leave Elysium/Asphodel to search for each other in the Underworld. Barefoot. On their own. With zero guidance.

And like the first trial, they're gonna have even more trauma! This time they will be reminded of the good times they once had in life and how they had lost everything when they were so close to achieving their dreams. Fun!

Third trial: Escape the Underworld

When Hyacinthus and Polyboea have found each other, they will have to find the deck where Charon's boat stops by to catch a ride leaving the Underworld. Of course, it's not gonna be an easy end for them.

Just know that somethings happened and Hyacinthus is trapped again, but he then follows the playing of Apollo's lyre to a way out of the Underworld.

[reminiscentreader]

just thought I’d remind you guys that Aaron Warner used to go into his fathers room at night and say that he was going to kill him, even though he never went through with it.

[fidgetspringer]

We're going over the wiring the old owner did on the bike, which is very neatly colour coded, but my stepdad is also VERY colour blind, so far it's going a lot like this:

Stepdad: "So this red wire-"

Me: "That one's green but go on."

Him: "So this green wire-"

-

Him: "This one's orange, right?"

Me: "That's the brown one."

-

Him: *Pointedly holding up wire*

Me: "Red."

So at least i'm being somewhat useful.

[bloo-the-dragon]

*holds nebula like hamborger* what am i to do with you.

[inkvirtualdraugr]

*they may aswell need it

[chthonicillness]

can i be real with u all. i shouldnt ever have to fucking drive again and every single person on earth should just understand and be cool about it for once in their lives

[wintersera]

i’ve been replaying spark over and over again someone help it’s saur fawking good 😭😭😭

[dreemurr-skelememer]

do you all have a pattern and system on how you tag posts like me or are you normal