#if you're bad at flirting

[willowser]

Kirishima when he has crush is so SICKENING imagine this tall buff man just being so gentle and blushing around you ALL the time. I like to abt this as coworkers so imagine you guys work in the same place , and at first he takes an interest in you bc ur nice but then he starts noticing u more bc of how pretty and gentle u talk.. or bc ur so funny and cute. so he starts clocking in early , bringing u tiny little candies and puts them on ur desk everyday b4 u come in. he makes coffee during ur break w/o u having to ask. he takes home the same train as you and sometimes u guys go to each others houses and eat together. he brushes his hand against yours during lectures and pulls away and u can see his eyes scrunch out of the corner of ur eye. one day u have a backache and before you leave for home u tell him abt it and he offers to give u a massage, his hands r so soft and warm and he’s giggling nervously. beings friends w him having a crush on u would be so intimate and leave you thinking “does he like me or not?”

Meanwhile bakugou is like “bro u can bag any1 u want tf r u doing” 💀

this actually makes me so insane he is so afhahfafha kirishima with CRUSH ???? why would you say this to me specifically. this is exactly how i imagine he is ??????? how could you not love this man PLEASE HE LIKES YOU SO MUCH !!!!! tall man blushing around you all the time......offers to massage your back..............takes home the same train as you...............anon YOUR BRAIN i'm aiokfhjafa

[beargregor]

Chef greg delivery just for you. it's a wonder I hadn't bearified him yet, he's my fave greg too 🔪

gays literally only want one thing (to be chopped up and eaten by a depressed man) and it's fucking disgusting

[muzzlemouths]

does sun have a crush on yn tho AHAHHAA jkjk

-@icechillix

oh, yes, he thinks you're positively to die for

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

The Librarians S01E06 And the Apple of Discord.

[pluviophile6104]

Save me MaybellineFitFirstKT... The fact that they weren't a pair back then... First was in Not Me and Khaotung was in 55:15... The shootings for The Eclipse hadn't started. But they were like this... This being their first ad/livestream. I'm not okay as you can see. Just go and watch the whole thing, trust me. I go back to this live very frequently 😂

[ofallthingsnasty]

I feel like of all OP characters Smoker strikes me as most likely to be a chubby chaser, he would play up the gentleman aspect so much but all he could think about is how fun backshots are gonna be with you (๑❛ᴗ❛๑)

Honestly... The more I think about it, the more I can see this, haha. He's definitely tied with Crocodile for that number one chubby chaser spot - and both for different reasons, methinks. Smoker, the absolute fucking slut he is... Yeah, yeah, he's all rough and tough and serious on the job and yes, of course he's only going topless because he's a logia, uh-huh, totally. (The truth is probably somewhere between him simply being unbothered and it just being easier with his powers, but we're living in fantasy land over here...) You can't tell me that that knife-sharp man doesn't need someone soft at home... A little house spouse. Someone sweet and kind and fat-cheeked to come home to. With a fat fucking ass to grab and spank. But that's in the far, far future. Until he can put a ring on your finger, he's going to not-so-subtly try to sway you with his abs and by fucking you until you can't discern left from right.

[taz-writes]

here's a hot take for today

the narrative function of sex is the same as the narrative function of fight scenes is the same as the narrative function of songs in a musical

no i will not explain

[jujutsustraycats]

I want u to be one of my bridesmaids :3 or ?? Brides-dudes? Help idk man

WHO'S OFFICIATING

Also brides-dudes helpppp 😭 I love it, I'm up

[kismetconstellations]

Takashi Shirogane is and always was a gay man. If you can't accept that, you're probably homophobic.

[hauntingblue]

making a collection

making another collection with a threatening aura

[passthroughtime]

yagami, WHY do you have to be such a bitch around kuwana. i'm going to strangle you.

(P.S.: he didn't tell kuwana that tesso said not to feel bad about it. obviously.)

[thedreadvampy]

Last night this 18 year old was like. REALLY aggressively flirting with me. And I am always awkward with flirting and also like I am reasonably sure that you are an infant child so not really interested.

but like we were talking about flagging as a top or bottom and she was like so HYPOTHETICALLY if you DID have a carabiner on what side would it be on and I was like I mean idk vers tending bottom? no actually. vers tending top I just find bottoming easier cause I only recently got out of the headspace that sex is like. a thing that happens to you.

and she was like OH THAT'S REALLY SAD yeah I'm glad I got past that it's probably cause I started so young lol

and like not to read this random teenager for filth on the internet but babe based a) on that, b) on the aggressiveness with which you're flirting with everyone and saying loudly how you just Keep Having Sex By Accident While High, c) literally every part of your 18 year old vibe, I am going to say with 99.999999% certainty that

you have not yet figured out the difference between being attracted to people and thinking that sex is your core value/a thing that happens outside your control

you are not past that point

it will probably be several years before you begin to fully realise how not there you are

see this is why I'm not on the team many of my friends are (which is that it's fine to flirt back and kiss people in bars who might be way younger than you but not to sleep with them or get into relationships). and it's not (just) because I'm on a moral high horse or I'm scared of directly harming them, it's mostly that it is deeply unsexy to look your past self dead in someone else's eyes and be like "well regardless of how I act in this moment, you are going to be doing a Lot Of Unpacking of this part of your life over the next 10-15 years"

[uranium-city]

guys i really hate to say it but Abe's kind of been the highlight of the last two episodes for me & feels most in character to his S1 counterpart when compared to the other main characters 😭

ALSO him & Joan had more genuine chemistry in the one hospital scene than JFK & Joan have had all season & as a member of the JoanFK nation i am frustrated

[desceros]

re: last post i. i dont want to give autistics a bad name. but.

i once went to dinner and a movie with this guy. he complimented my outfit. looked shocked when i bought my own movie ticket. tried to hold my hand. leaned in and got his face close to mine before we split up. got super mega mad when i didn't text him the next day.

because it. it turns out. that it was a date. and. he tried to kiss me. and wanted to buy my ticket. and. and i had. NO IDEA. I HAD NO IDEA

[scionshtola]

wip wednesday / whenever

bc technically it is thursday. but barely.

i was tagged by @coldshrugs @lavampira and @impossible-rat-babies, ty beloveds!! 💗💗 not tagging anyone bc it's v late but if you want to do it pls tag me! i am very slowly working my way through what i am thinking of as the "first chapter" of this au, so here's the most recent bit that i wrote.

Y’shtola could see the slight curve of their smile as she swung the coat over her shoulders. She slipped her arms into the sleeves, which hung far past her fingertips. “Sneaking me out the back way? Whatever will the others say?” They laughed. “A few of Count Fortemps servants agreed to cover for me while they could. It may be a while yet before anyone notices I am gone.” Corisande pushed open the door, and Y’shtola shivered as she followed them into the cold. The servants must have left the coats for them, but if Corisande was going to such lengths to leave in secret… “Is Haurchefant aware of your absconding into the night?” she asked, hoping her voice remained neutral.  “He is,” Corisande answered absently, leading them down a path through the garden. “‘Twas partly his idea, though he agreed ‘twould not please the Count were we to both leave so soon. He was willing to martyr himself on the Ishgardian nobility so that I may take my leave of them early.” A sharp twinge of irritation passed through Y’shtola. Was this who she would be to Corisande now? A mere consolation prize, the person to fall back on only when Haurchefant was unavailable, never to be chosen first again?  Part of her wanted to turn around, to go back inside, hang her borrowed coat up, and leave through the front door where they would not follow her. A small, inconsequential part of her that melted away when Corisande turned back to grab her hand once more, tugging her after them.

[pynkhues]

The stripey green sweater is so cute on Jacob. And with Sam, I'm like, you have THAT torso! THAT waist!!! WHY???? I need him to show if off more next year.

He's definitely mixing up his fits again, but you could honestly tell Sam had been living in Melbourne for The Newsreader s3 shoot on the IWTV s2 press tour because he was 100% styled like a Fitzroy hipster lol.