#if you're a HOMOSEXUAL go to the ritz

[atlantis-just-drowned]

The most important thing I learned from discovering Polari is how 'Puttin on the Ritz' was about Harry Richman telling the gays to meet each others at the Ritz

[claritys-silly-things]

A collection of various incorrect quotes bc I’m having fun

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Vaggie: Why don’t you go talk to them?

Bayla, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Vaggie: What? So you go tell them they’re cute, what’s the worst that could happen?

Bayla: She could hear me.

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Vaggie: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch".

Bayla: I see you're passing on your name.

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Ritz: I've noticed that ever since I had COVID, coke (the soda) tastes gross.

Cherri: Thanks for clarifying.

Angel: Coke (the powder) still taste fine?

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*Cherri drunkenly wanders around the house and Ritz is drunkenly giggling*

Angel, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Nella.

Nella, going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*

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(Canon to my fic basically if I ever get to that point lol)

Nella: Count me in!

Ritz: Who the hell are you?!

Nella: Oh, you know my “brother!” He works for Val.

Ritz: Oh yeah, Angel! How is he doing?

Nella: Oh yeah, not too good. He’s been at this hotel for the past like 6 months. Went clean.

Cherri: What the hell, he didn't tell us!

Ritz: I’m…sort of also there, Cherri.

Nella: Same.

Cherri, to herself: Why tf are my friends all lame??…Now I gotta go to this boring ass hotel

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*Everyone is playing a board game together*

Ritz: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Angel: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Nella: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Cherri: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Nella: *flips the board*

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Vaggie: What do you want then?

Nella: Er… something work related.

Vaggie: What department is this?

Nella: Sorry?

Vaggie: Well, if it’s work related you’d obviously know what department this is. What department is this?

Nella: *looks at Ritz and Bayla* Some sort of homosexual department?

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Lucifer: I feel so burnt out.

Nella: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Lucifer: Are you gonna... assassinate me?

Nella: Well not if you’re expecting it.

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Early Season 1 Husk: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.

Early Season 1 Husk: *upends the bottle*

Okay that’s enough of that

Have fun figuring out my hazbin oc’s personalities and dynamics from this