#if you’re out there 🥞 anon I’m talking about you

[peachesofteal]

God I need Soap so bad. Just need to bite that man’s arm, it’s his fault for looking so biteable! I love how crazy he is. He’s crazy. He’s in love. He’s in love. But doesn’t it feel like more of an obsession? Not complaining, I love having men obsessed with me. Gawd! I’m just gonna

Agreed and I’m going to go off on a tangent but, I think 🥞 anon really said it best when we were talking about the forced pregnancy trope in the past (and I’m paraphrasing) - dark tropes like this are so comforting (to some) like I want you to love me so much that you’re willing to do terrible things to keep me. I want you to compromise your morals and your values and everything for me. I want you obsessed. I want you to memorize my schedule and my habits and see opportunities to help me while also helping yourself get to me. I want you to love me so much that you’re willing to keep me anyway you know how (IN FICTION, for fucks sake. Please, let’s use our noggins)

So yeah, Waves. Agreed 🖤

[zerosxns]

wait nawhhh i completely forgot about this one ☝️ HANBIN IS AN ASS MAN DONT EVEN TALK TO ME RN CAUSE IM GONNA EXPLODE. Imagine one night you and hanbin got into an argument as soon as you came back home from work, and you guys end up giving each other the silent treatment by the end

(its silence aint no baCK TAWK)

So when you leave your shared bedroom with a short lace nightgown cause its ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS WHERE YOU WANNA BE COMFY… you go to the kitchen to make some dinner for yourself…bending…over…to grab some…things…

hanbin was just gonna grab some “water” (he just wanted to see if you were okay he cant stay mad for long T-T) he saw a peak of you ass (bonus if you weren’t wearing underwear that night or a thong OOF HE WOULD GO BRRR) and he would just walk up to you and rub his crotch against your ass (extra extra bonus if hes wearing sweatpants YO.) you would be like … oh…? And stand back up—now your back hitting his chest, his mouth SOO close to your ear saying something like “you make it hard to stay mad” feathering kisses on your ear and neck…

Erm… kinda wrote a shitty ass half meme’d fic in your anon box but WE 🆙 LMFAO i hope you like it 🤕

-🥞 anon (two strikes)

WARNINGS ⚸ arguments. unintentional tempting. dubcon/noncon dry humping. mentions of make up sex.

hanbin hates arguing with you, and he will do anything to get you to forgive him and talk to him again. even if that means playing dirty.

he knows you like to have space when you’re upset, but he can’t let you go to bed angry. he likes to talk things out when he’s upset. but if you won’t let him talk it out, he has to get creative with his ways to get you to talk to him.

so when you were in separate rooms after a big argument and you walked past him wearing one of the short, satin and lace nightgowns he loves to see you in, still giving him the silent treatment, he gets an idea in his mind. he can hear the opening and closing of cabinets, dishes clanking, and he figures you were making food, seeing as your argument happened before dinner. suddenly, his throat feels dry, he’s parched, and he needs a glass of water.

hanbin walks in the kitchen to find you bent over to reach in the cupboard for the appropriate pan to use. right below the door the cups are behind. he can’t help but steal a glance, leaning back to get a better view. as he does, he notices the absence of fabric beneath the gown. were you seriously not wearing any panties right now? he takes a few silent steps forward, body thinking before his brain catches up, and presses directly against you.

“fuck, hanbin, what are you doing? you scared me.” your eyes widened, realizing you managed to break your silent treatment so easily. you finally stand up, having found the pan you were looking for at that exact moment.

he smiles. “i’m thirsty. just grabbing a glass.” hanbin leans forward to open the cupboard. you were trapped between him and the counter, his already half hard cock slotting perfectly between your ass cheeks. “you know,” he accidentally rolls his hips against yours. “you make it hard to be upset.”

you gulp, body betraying you and reacting to his touch. it was pathetic just how quickly you could feel yourself getting worked up. “what…do you mean?” you tried to keep your tone firm, but failed.

he presses you further against the counter, arms caging you in now, glass of water and pan being long forgotten. his breath fans across your neck, lips so close yet so far from touching your skin. “you walk around here in these little flimsy dresses.” he grips the fabric with one hand, pulling it up to where it bunches at your hips. your dripping cunt now on display, wetting the front of his grey sweats with every push of the hips. “it’s like you want me to bend you over this counter and fuck it out of our systems.”

you moaned, grinding back against against him. “hanbin, please…”

[yanderecrazysie]

Hihi! If your fine with it, Can I request part 2 of anonyance? I swear I can’t find Yan!Futakuchi fics anywhere in tumblr give my boy some love too 😭

Also can I be 💭 or 🥞 anon?

I am more than fine with it, my precious anon! And I don’t really keep track of anons officially, but you can be either of those!

And this is more than a drabble than anything.

Title: Annoyance (Part 2)

Pairings: Futakuchi Kenji x Reader

WARNINGS: Yandere themes, swearing

Summary: You’ve always found Futakuchi annoying, but he’s only gotten worse since you caught his attention.

Part 1: here

annoyance

/noun/

a thing that annoys someone; a nuisance

“That was a great first date, right?” Futakuchi asked, a smug grin spreading across his face. “I rocked your world, didn’t I?”

“It was alright,” you said vaguely.

“Alright?” Futakuchi spluttered, looking highly offended, “Stop being stuck up and admit it- you loved this date.”

“Stuck up?” Your voice raised.

“That’s not what I-” Futakuchi looked frustrated, running a hand through his hair. You had to admit, he was handsome, especially all dressed up like he was.

But God almighty, was he annoying.

The date had been nice- the restaurant he had picked was fancy, but not too expensive. He had paid the bill with a grin on his face that just begged for you to tell him how impressed you were.

It was the talk during the meal that you truly didn’t like. Futakuchi was infuriating. He spent the entire time talking about how great he was and all of his accomplishments. He barely even took a breath, much less a goddamn bite of his food.

The dinner lasted forever because of his incessant yapping, but you managed to tune him out a half hour in, focusing entirely on your meal. He never once even asked if you were enjoying yourself.

“Listen, the date would have been more than ‘alright’ if you had just shut up about yourself,” you explained.

Futakuchi opened his mouth as though to say something, then closed it again. He looked genuinely at a loss, as though he couldn’t believe you truly didn’t enjoy your date with him.

“Well, I have to go,” you sighed, turning away from him. He grabbed your wrist.

“Where are you going? I have to drive you home.”

“No, I’m just going to grab an uber. Thanks for tonight, I guess.”

Futakuchi’s eyes flashed and when he next spoke, it was through gritted teeth, “Why are you making this so difficult? I’m doing this for us.”

“Us?” You couldn’t hold back a derisive laugh, “What ‘us’? There is no ‘us’.”

His grip on your wrist tightened until it was painful, “You threw that ball at my face, remember? You’re the one who started this.”

You managed to yank your wrist from his grip and glared at him, “What the hell is wrong with you? Listen, I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have thrown the ball at you.”

Futakuchi made another grab for your arm but you stepped out of his reach. He pulled his lips back into a sort of snarl, and glared at you, “This is your fault, so take some fucking responsibility.”

You threw your hands up into the air, “I just did, you stupid asshole.”

A sudden vulnerability etched its way across Futakuchi’s face as he reached out for your arm once more, gentler this time, “Look…just…”

He looked up at you with watery eyes, “You don’t have to love me right away, okay? I just… just please stay by my side for a while.”

You hated the part of you who was a sucker for sensitivity. You nodded reluctantly, “Yeah, fine, I’ll hang out with you. I’m not going to fall in love with you, but I won’t abandon you either.”

Futakuchi pulled you into a sudden hug. A soft smile spread across your face, until he whispered in your ear, “I knew you’d see reason.”

You could practically hear the smugness in his whisper. That soft smile was long gone.

He really was an asshole, wasn’t he?

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Shivers quivers shakes trembles…. Hello :3 giggles I think this ask will be shorter than my others but… yk how we talked about how sugu would react to u getting cheated on a while ago? I’m curious now and. How do u think satoru would react?? ALSOOO how do you think stsg would react if you told them together……….. i hope u don’t mind that this is a less of a “me telling u my thoughts” and more of a “what r ur thoughts on this” kinda thing :,3 brain juice has not been flowing recently 😞 but ur takes are always amazing so…………….. I know whatever u say will be yummy and I will devour it all >:) — stsg anon 🧁🥧🍰🍨🍩🍪🍧🧇🥞 < all of the treats for yew!!!!!

me when stsg anon appears in my inbox

FIRST OF ALLLLL pls never ever apologize for your asks 🔫 this is a threat 🔫🔫 i love chatting w you no matter how long/short they r!!! and you don’t ever have to feel pressured to come up w your own thoughts either!!!! i love yapping at you!!!!! :3

w that being said ….. i shall yap >:3 HONESTLY THOUGHH i think stsg are very similar when it comes to this concept!!! in the sense that. i think they’ll comfort you first and foremost, then deal w your cheater ex later. i could see satoru being in Actual Disbelief? like?? he almost almost asks if you’re joking. but you’re crying so?? obviously you’re not????? but the idea that anyone would cheat on you genuinely makes him Flabbergasted. he wants to laugh. he doesn’t but he wants to. he hates seeing you sad. he’s almost offended.

it’s just a mess of emotion n lots and LOTS of hate aimed toward your ex 😭😭 he’s like. no fucking way that loser cheated on you???? it’s obvious that he’s rlly pissed but i think he has enough control over his emotions that it sounds like he’s just making jokes to cheer you up. and he IS but he also feels so????? genuinely angry?????? and he doesn’t know how to deal w that. he’s worried abt comforting you too…… i don’t think satoru sees himself as someone who’s good at comforting others At All but he actually kinda is. he’ll hug you tightly and sit down on the couch w you in his lap. and he stays quiet until you’ve calmed down. then he starts a very passionate, hateful rant abt your ex in hopes of making you laugh/calming himself down…… and if he manages to pull a lil smile out of you he just goes 🥺 . you’re his baby. he doesn’t really know how to treat you when you get this fragile but it also makes him feel so complete somehow. this man lives for cheering you up.

ANYWAYYYY satoru will then do the same thing as sugu would <333 which is <33333 to confront your ex. tbh i think suguru is more likely to get violent than he is LMAO but i doubt either of them would (unless your ex said something Awful abt you in front of them in which case… good luck bud)…. he just wants to make it Very Clear that your ex has no business being in your life anymore. he’s very firm and very scary. if your ex tries to start something he will laugh in their face. might also subtly declare himself as your boyfriend…. not explicitly bc. he’s Not your bf. but i think he makes sure your ex understands that he loves you + he’s better than them + they can forget abt crawling back to you once they realize the mistake they’ve made.

and when it comes to stsg together……. i think. the only difference is that one of them will stay to soothe you while the other one instantly goes to confront your ex 😭😭 they’re saving time!!! and let’s be honest, suguru will be the one staying behind. the caretaker of all time. (even tho he really really wants to tell your ex off himself… but that can wait for now). so satoru runs off, suguru makes sure you get the tears out, and then satoru comes back w a bunch of your favorite treats :3 they’re sweetiepies.

i also feel like they’d have a talk together once you’re asleep… likeee maybe you’re all sleeping in the same room bc you’re still very very upset and in need of comfort :((((( and as soon as you start to snooze they talk…… abt you……. and abt how soon they should start hinting to you abt their Own feelings. satoru would want to do so immediately, bc he can’t Stand the idea of you being hung up on your ex while they love you so fervently, but suguru would convince him to be patient. he doesn’t want them to end up rushing you in any way…. but deep down he also wants you to know how loved you are by them. sniffle.

plot twist you’re still wide awake :3 and blushing furiously :33 but that’s another story…..

[cantevenbeachhere]

emotions anon here 😭 I didn't mean to offend you I'm sorry I was talking about inside out 2 😭😭

I made you pancakes as an apology 🥞🥞

Inside Out? Hang on, that sounds familiar…isn’t that the cartoon where the main characters are — ohhhhhhhhh.

Oh! Oh okay okay, you were talking about — I get it now, okay. I’m sorry, Anon, I didn’t understand what you were talking about with your first ask. That’s tidbit about the movie was a really important piece of info.

You gotta give me some context next time since all I really got to work with is what you tell me, unless it’s been an ongoing conversation on here. Otherwise, we’re gonna have misunderstandings like this like all the time.

I’m not mad anymore, but just next time remember you gotta tell me what you’re actually talking about, okay? I’m not a mind reader. Although that would be super cool.

And thank you for the pancakes! They look delicious!

[wh0rephobic]

Heyyeyeye 🥞ANON is here I'm an absolute fucking softie so I might give more fluffy ideas :)

Imagine just listening to music or something and william get home from work and he sees you, he gets out of his uniform and stuff and then immediately after he will genuinely drag you out of what you are doing so you can cuddle with him for just hours on end

Another idk whether I should do 2 asks or not lol but imagine

William seeing you with Michael or someone he doesn't want you hanging out with or who he hates and he would just make up some pretend situation and you would know by then that he was just jealous of Michael and wanted some love :) 🥞ANON OUT! (fn...)

william def hates communicating his feelings. he’ll talk about yours and your day all the time, but he’ll never tell you a thing about his. it’s not that he’s keeping anything from you, he just things it’s unimportant, that there are more important things. nonetheless, you continue to ask about his day.

the door slams. you glance over your shoulder watching william kick off his shoes and hang his jacket.

“hi, honey,” you greet. “how was your day?”

but he doesn’t answer. you assume, bad day. william only sighs as he walks past you in the living room, stomping up the stairs as he unties his tie. you shrug and return to your book, only for william to return minutes later in a t shirt and some sweat pants, grumbling under his breath as he comes over to you, bending over and scooping you up in his arms.

you chuckle, “bad day?”

“oh, you have no idea,” william mutters, pressing innocent kisses to your neck.

you wrap your arms around him and hold him close, kissing the scruff on his cheek before pressing your cheek against his and smiling.

“wanna talk about it?”

william carries you into your shared bedroom. “nope.”

he lays down on the bed, adjusting your on top of him and pinning you in place with his strong arms, making sure that you will not be leaving his embrace for hours.

“okay,” you agree, just happy to be with him. “i missed you,” you admit in a mumble, nuzzling into william’s chest.

“mm,” he hums, taking in the scent of your hair. “i missed you, too darling.”

— AND THE OTHER ONEEEE <33

like say you’re at the pizzeria, talking about william with his son and ignoring the way he’s clenching his fist with a toxic smile. michael likes talking to you, but just hates talking to—or even about—his dad. william is with him on that one, you can talk to whoever you want, just not fucking michael.

he can’t hear you two from where he watches in the shadows, but he can’t imagine any words michael is imprinting on your brain can be good. out of the pure anxiety in his heart, he approaches, tapping you on the shoulder and accepting a sharp glare from his son.

he decides to play it safe. “dearest, i’m gonna need your help with something wrong with the skeeball machine, if you wouldn’t mind.”

you nod with an innocent smile. “oh, sure thing! just let me finish up talking to michael, here.”

now, william caves. an obvious frown on his face when he stares at you with disappointment, spreading guilt into your core. what had you said wrong?

william grabs your wrist. “wh-wha—i—… bye michael!”

you let william drag you away, through the EMPLOYEES ONLY corridor and into his office, when he slams the door shut behind you two and sits down in his hefty leather chair, pulling you onto his lap where you can straddle his lap and bury your face in his shoulder. now, he just wants to hold you.

“william,” you pick your head up from his neck. “what was that?”

and he avoids eye contact, glancing shiftily around the room as he flushes gently. “n-nothing, i just… don’t like you talking to him.”

your eyebrows furrow in confusion, cocking your head to study william’s face. you know the two have never gotten along, though you don’t know why, but you never thought it would be something as serious as to isolate you and treat you as a part of his own territory. unless…

you light up with a gasp. “aww, is somebody jealous?”

william’s eyes widen with an even darker blush, making you laugh when he forces your face back into his shoulder. “just sit with me, will you?”

you obey, relaxing in his grip where you wrap your arms around him, holding him tight to your body as you sit in his lap.

“yes, sir.” you taunt. “whatever makes you happy.”

[zerosxns]

It wasn’t that out of ordinary LOL!! But I’m happy to be able to talk to you again :3

I saw that you were doing halloween, soooo i want to request down bad ricky/gyuvin in a zombie apocalypse 😖 you guys just met when you saved him and he hasn’t seen a girl in ages ✋ and he’s so PERVY AND CRAZY ABOUT YOU UGH

Then something finally happens between you guys and the tension is CHEFS KISS 😚

I love you babe, i hope this made sense LMFAO

(I’m fine with the pervy part being non-con but i would rather the actual sex be dub-con if you’re okay with that <3 then again, you can write it however you want I don’t mind that much :D)

- 🥞 anon (i wuv you)

OH TRUST. I WILL BE WRITING THIS. but first i must put these thoughts out there - ricky and/or gyuvin using the apocalypse as an excuse to up their game. “if we survive, we have to help repopulate, don’t we? so why don’t we get started right now?” YUP.

also i’m good! i had family over yesterday and it was a fun time. it’s been a long time since we all got together so i enjoyed it 😁. MWAH! ily 🤎.