#if you wanna get sleep at byrgenwerth be a day student

[jinxie-117]

i think micolash and laurence were roommates at byrgenwerth so here’s a post abt random shit i think happened

ft. an utterly absurd no. of tense changes

they would have couple’s spats at 3am so loudly that everyone in the entire building would hear so EVERYONE knew that they were in a relationship and whatever they were arguing about

for the first couple of months their neighbours complained but after realising these losers were a lost cause just also started making a lot of noise to counteract it

they would have to split the room into exact halves and if one of the other’s possessions went slightly over the line then they’d start arguing

micolash would also start yapping in the middle of the night so laurence would kick him out and send him to gehrman who would send him to maria so that she could take him down into the chalice dungeons on a fun little expedition like he was some sort of dog going on a walk

despite all this they’re allowed to room together because the one time micolash got split up from him he just walked into laurence’s room, sat on his bed and just started talking to him as if laurence didn’t have a new roommate that was RIGHT THERE

it’s the way the room probably stank so badly cos of whatever shit they smoked in there…. maria opened the door to check on her besties every now and then and had to evacuate and go have a cry in her own room bc she nearly got suffocated

they will both clean each others sides of the room if things are busy or stressful for the other but despite this they are both too petty to not put everything back in the most absurd place

(laurence will still cross the room border to pick up micolash’s clothes and make sure they get put through the laundry)

(micolash will write whole dissertations and leave them on laurence’s bed for him to read when he doesn’t have any motivation)

(they don’t know how to help each other cos they’re both crazy but they try to get the other to function)

they both lay on the floor high out of their minds at 3am and make googly eyes at each other while they ponder the cosmos

tbh this is my favourite concept watch me put this everywhere