#if you wanna do something with this you can just credit me obvi

[crowflesh]

Help it's midnight and I'm brainrotting

Ok so consider a call of duty highschool/teen dungeons and dragons au (a lot going on I know but bear with me)

So we have Gaz, Ghost, and Farah who are siblings, all adopted by Price. Gaz and Soap were in art club together in highschool where they then became friends. Gaz has kept trying to convince Soap to join his siblings and their friends (Alex, Alejandro, and Rudy) dnd campaign. Soap thinks it'd be fun but is kind of intimidated by Gaz's kinda cool and really intimidating older brother (whom of which he's only really met in passing when visiting Gaz's place or passing him in the hallways at school ((he also may have a teeny tiny crush on him but it's not like he's gonna admit that)). He also just doesn't know jack shit about dnd and doesn't wanna somehow fuck uo the game (he also doesn't want to embarrass himself in front of Ghost but shhhh)

Eventually, during the summer after graduation, Soap finally relents and decides that he'll come over and watch them play just to see what's up cause, at this point, they're already in a middle of a campaign and it'd be sorta awkward to introduce a new player. Soap promises if he's interested enough he'll join in on the next campaign and he'll come over and watch this coming weekend.

The weekend finally rolls around, after a week of nerves and second guessing, and Soap heads down into Gaz's basement to find everyone already there and the dnd table set up. They get everything ready and start right where they left off last week and come to find out Ghost is the dm and also a huge fucking nerd. He apparently is an avid critical roll and dimension 20 fan and takes inspiration from them (which is apparent in his story telling and weirdly accurate sound effects). Soap is impressed and actually finds himself invested in the story and the characters.

Before he knows it, hours pass by and Soap is hooked. So, he comes back around the next week, and the next, and the next. All through out this time, Soap and Ghost end up getting closer and become friends and kinda joined at the hip. Soap's (definitely not) crush (definitely does not shut up) gets kinda worse. Which, you can't really blame him, Ghost is a huge nerd, all dorky, and is kinda awkward, but it's all so endearing and cute. They have similar interests and similar music tastes and they just click in a way that neither have them were really expecting. But it's more than welcome to both of them. Near the end of the summer (and the campaign) they get so close and Soap just can't let his feelings fester anymore and he just blurts em out.

Ghost and Soap were cleaning up the table after a session and everyone went home and Soap pauses. He takes a good hard look at Ghost while he's fidgeting with a d20 and just, without thinking, says something like "I really wanna be your boyfriend" which causes Ghost to stop what he's doing and stare back at Soap. Soap blinks and realizes what he just said and drops the d20 onto the table (he rolls a nat 20 btw) and starts stuttering and trying to apologize and leave but Ghost grabs him by the hood of his jacket and pulls him in close and says "I...want to be your boyfriend too". Soap and Ghost are both flustered and blushing messes and Farah eventually comes down to tell em to shut up and go to bed.

By the end of the summer, Ghost and Soap are together and Soap gets to join in on their next campaign :)

[piccolos-bigtoe]

HEY IF YOU STILL TAKE REQUESTS,,

Scout driving Sniper's Van

Haiiiiii yeas I still do take reqs :33 if they interest me enough anyways!!! I couldn't get this one off my mind <3 so thank you for requesting this pisslord. I never draw vehicles tho lol so it was a challenge!!! Drew this sorta quick to wind down from school work They're listening to Jane Child's Don't Wanna Fall in love song.... Headcanons/writings below... Sorrey for cringe, is posting writings cringe or is it in now? Obvi just a quick thang and unedited

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Sniper is an extreme lightweight. It doesn't take much for him to get buzzed, one or two pale ales do him in easily. Being an honorary old man at the ripe age of 26 (or was it 27? 28? He forgets) he just falls asleep wherever he can manage. This being the case, he avoids drinking when he goes out (which is rare on its own) and sticks to doing it by himself in his camper. It wasn't until a while after he and Scout became friends that he drank in any company.

Scout had one day mentioned off-handedly that he never really learned how to drive. Growing up with a handful of brothers and in a poorer part of Boston, as the youngest of them a car wasn't going to be given to him anytime soon. It felt odd to Sniper that something so integral to his being, the ability to freely travel whenever wherever, was something that the runner had never really experienced.

"I'll teach ya." Though of course the only car he had to teach in was his precious camper that has been with him through thick and thin, he didn't have to give much thought to the offer. Scout was smarter than people gave him credit for, he couldn't mess it up too much. And a more dramatic part of him felt bad that someone as free-spirited and independent as Scout didn't have (what Sniper considered anyways) a basic necessity to freedom.

"Aw for real man? Hell Snipes you barely even let people look at the friggen' van, you sure about this?"

"yep. I'll let you take a crack at it, sure."

And so Sniper taught Scout how to drive, and he took to it fairly quickly. Though the runner doesn't have his license, he is 'Sniper Approved. The few times he's gotten pulled over, he pulls out his approval badge and they let him go (he pulls out his bat and smacks their shit up).

And this leads into Scout being Snipers designated driver. Since Sniper has someone he trusts enough to drive the van, he's safe to drink whenever they all go out. Scout is not the biggest fan of drinking himself ('what's the point of drinking sumn' nasty just to get all sick n' dizzy?'), plus being sober means he has an advantage in pool and any card games.

Whenever Sniper asks for him to drive them back he typically goes "ah fine whateva! I'll drive, AGAIN." It means more to him than he lets on that Sniper trusts him enough to have broken his unspoken never drinking out rule and let him drive his camper. Though that's not something he would ever openly admit.

The same way Sniper would never admit that half the time he doesn't drink enough to get tired. He just pretends to sleep so he can sneak looks at Scout as the scenery of the New Mexico night passes by the window.

[gunilslaugh]

hi!! i just wanna say that i absolutely love all your writing and i get so excited whenever i see that you've posted <33 this is my first time requesting, and i had this idea that i couldn't get out of my head lmao so could you do a one shot where gaon is spiderman and the reader is his best friend, but they don't know that he's spiderman and he's trying to keep it a secret from them. but then at some point they find out and it's this cute thing of like not seeing him any different and joking around about it n stuff, also maybe before they find out they could be like simping over spiderman obvi not knowing that it's gaon and he's just there like "🕴"

thank you!!

Aww thank you that's sweet <3 I hope you enjoy reading Spiderman Jiseok lol.

Kwak Jiseok

Summary: Jiseok is keeping a secret from you, he’s Spiderman

WC:~1.6k

Warning:grammar

photo not mine credit to owner.

A sigh escapes from your lips after you check the time. Jiseok was late again, although this seems to be the new normal lately. Every time you make plans with him there is always some reason why he’s late. His reasons for being late are vague too. “I got caught up, sorry,”, “I had to help my mom,”, “ I took an unexpected nap." Ok, you’ll give the last one to him, but the other reasons just don’t sit right with you. You have a feeling that he’s lying. Why would he lie to you though? 

The sound of a knock penetrated through your front door. If that isn’t you Jiseok  you think, getting up to answer the door. Opening the door you’re met with a slightly messy haired Jiseok.

“Hey, sorry I’m late,” Jiseok greeted you with an apologetic smile. 

“No worries you’re always late,” you jabbed, stepping aside to let him in. He enters your house. “So did you get caught up again?” You asked.

“Yeah, something like that,” he replied, scratching the back of his head. He ran into a thief who had just robbed a convenience store on his way over. Of course it was his Spiderman duty to catch the robber, but he couldn’t tell you that. He had to keep his identity as Spiderman a secret. Jiseok didn’t like lying to you, he hated it. Being Spiderman was awesome, keeping it from his loved ones wasn’t. “ I brought snacks!” he ranged happily, holding up a bag, trying to make it up to you for being late again. 

“I guess I can forgive you for being late again then. Let’s go to my room,” you told him. The two of you headed to your room and Jiseok pulled out the snacks. You plopped down on your bed, grabbing the t.v. remote and turning on the t.v.

“This just in, Spiderman has caught this thief after they robbed this local convenience store,” a news telecaster said upon turning on the t.v. They showed security footage of Spiderman catching the thief. 

“That’s the convenience store by my house. Isn’t that where you got these snacks? Did you get to see Spiderman!” You questioned Jiseok excitedly. 

“Oh-uh no I- I must’ve just missed him,” Jiseok stuttered out. Your shoulders dropped in disappointment 

“How lame,” you stated. “I want to meet Spiderman. He’s so cool! I bet he’s cute under that mask too. I can sense it. Did you think if I got stuck in a tree he would come save me?” You rambled. Jiseok sat there stiff as you talked so smittenly about Spiderman. 

“I think you’d be an idiot for getting stuck in a tree,” he scoffed. “You’re not a cat,” he added. 

“My neighbor has a cat,” you implied, not so subtly.

“Y/n, you better leave that cat alone,” Jiseok scolds, causing you to laugh. 

“Don’t act like you don’t want to meet Spiderman,” you mized.

“I-” it’s not like he can meet himself. “Didn’t you say you wanted to watch a movie?” Jiseok opts for changing the subject. 

“Oh yeah. Spiderman being blocks away from where I live distracted me,” you chuckled, beginning to pull up the movie. Jiseok lets out a breath of relief. It’s too awkward to talk about Spiderman when he is Spiderman.

It’s been a few weeks. Jiseok is still what you now call routinely late. You’ve noticed something else that is weird too. Jiseok had cut himself while cutting fruit, but the next day the cut was completely gone. Jiseok tried to excuse it by saying it was just a small cut, so it healed quickly, but you saw the cut yourself. You’re the one who put the bandaid on it. It wasn’t small enough to heal in a day, you’re certain about that. This incident also reminded you about the cat scratches he had a while back that seemed to just disappear the next day too. It was strange, but Jiseok didn’t seem to think so. He even made you think that you were the one being strange about it.

Presently, you’re standing on top of your slightly rickety dresser to hang some pictures on your wall. Jiseok was standing on the floor behind you because he was paranoid about you falling. He tried to talk you into letting him hang them up, but you insisted on doing it yourself.

“Jiseok can you go grab me the box of nails over on my bed?” You asked. Jiseok looked at the box of nails, sitting on your bed on the other side of your room. Then he looks back at you. 

“You better not fall,” he warns you, going to quickly grab the nails. 

“I’m not gonna fall,” you laughed. You did fall. Right after you said that you wouldn’t. You took one too many steps to the left, where there was no more dresser to stand on. Letting out a yelp you waited for the impact of landing on the floor. However the floor never came, instead Jiseok’s arms caught you. 

“I told you not to fall!” He scolds you. Jiseok was on the other side of your room. Even if he saw you fall there was no way he could have gotten to you in time to catch you. He clearly did though or else you wouldn’t be in his arms right now. Things seriously did not add up and you couldn’t take it anymore. 

“Jiseok I shouldn’t be in your arms right now!” You yelled frustrated. 

“Oh sorry here,” he mumbled, putting you down. Thinking he made you uncomfortable.

“No, Jiseok I mean I should be lying on the floor in pain. There is no way you could have caught me when you were standing over there,” you pointed towards your bed. 

“Uh-” Jiseok doesn’t know what to say because you’re right. He couldn’t just watch you fall and possibly get hurt though. 

“You’re always unexplainably late too. How is it possible for you to be so caught up all the time? Plus I know for a fact that that cut on your finger wasn’t that small. It shouldn’t have been healed the next day. Did you forget about how I put the bandaid on it? How you whined like a baby when I disinfected it? This doesn’t make sense Jiseok,” you went off. Jiseok sighed. 

“I know y/n, I know and I’m sorry. It’s just…” he trails off. 

“Just what and don’t lie to me. I can tell that you’ve been keeping something from me,” you tell him. Jiseok is silent. 

“I’m Spiderman,” he finally says. You scoffed.

“Fine don’t tell me,” you went to brush past him, but he caught you by the arm. 

“Y/n, I’m serious,” he states. “Look if you don’t believe me,” he goes over to his bag and reaches into it. He pulls out his mask showing it to you. You approached Jiseok, taking the mask in between your fingers. This can’t be real can it? Jiseok, your best friend, is Spiderman?

“Jiseok if this is some kind of joke,” you started to threaten.

“How else could I have caught you? Healed that quickly. Why I’m late all the time,” he defended. It did all make sense. When you think about it, him being Spiderman explains everything that’s been going on with him.

“I guess I was right then,” you said. 

“What?” Jiseok asked, confused. 

“When I said I bet Spiderman is cute under the mask,” you elucidated. Jiseok’s cheeks flame a shade of pink. “Oh gosh I said I wanted you to save me from a tree,” your other words hit you. Your cheeks now flame pink with embarrassment as you flopped down onto your bed. Jiseok laughs. 

“See you feel like an idiot for just saying it now,” he teased you, taking a seat on your bed.

“Stop!” You groaned, sitting up.

“Shouldn’t you be happy? You met Spiderman. You’re best friends with Spiderman,” he continued to play. 

“Spiderman is a lot lamer than I thought he’d be,” you remarked. Jiseok puts his hand over his heart in offense.  

“How dare you?” He lightly smacks your knee. 

Now you know that Jiseok is Spiderman, nothing is actually that different. Except you know why he’s late. Jiseok is thankful to have someone that he can talk to about his secret identity with. He was kinda scared that it would affect your friendship, but it didn’t. If anything it somehow found a way to make your friendship even stronger. 

“Sorry I’m late,” Jiseok apologized, entering your house. It was almost a catchphrase for him at this point.

“Get caught up again?” You played lightheartedly. 

“Yeah a cat  was stuck in a tree,” he told you with accusing eyes.

“I didn’t do it,” you raised your hands. The both of you burst out into laughter. 

“Would you save me though? If I was an idiot who got stuck in a tree?” You questioned as the two of you made your way to your bedroom.

“I’d always save you,” Jiseok answers. Something in the air shifts. You both feel it. 

“So if we went on a date would you be late to that too?” you quipped, falling onto your bed.

“I think Spiderman could take the day off. Just let him know when,” Jiseok takes his spot beside you. The both of you look at eachother locking eyes before a giggle leaves each of you. The unspoken feelings you have for each other linger in the air, but you don’t have to talk about them. You just know.

[captainspiggbo]

I couldn't decide how best to present him, yo quiero los dos. . But listen. . He's a mess, this was supposed to be a doodle for fun and then it spiraled, don't look too close okay (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

A bit of backstory. . He's fresh out of a Satanic cult in the deep south and completely new to Night City. Maelstrom isn't really known for hosting tourists, but for a man who wanted to lose his face? It was perfect. He's an unleashed dog when set on a task, he'll ask no questions and do exactly what he's told. . Questioning the motives of his betters is exactly what got him into this mess, never again. He introduced himself as "Judas", but no one really calls him that (it's a little try hard I'll admit ;p). . Due to his southern drawl he tries his best to hide, he's referred to as "That Cowboy" or "Tex", usually mockingly. He gets to do what he's good at here though, he won't complain. Hunting, it's always come naturally, for better or worse he always gets his target. What a good boy ಥ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠ಥ⁠ 

Aaanyways, lemme explain what I was going for I guess, this here is a baby Maelstromer obvi lol. . The concept was "the appearance of a punk fuckboy, but is grumpy, actually soft and full of ✨trauma✨". . Yes he has sharky teefs, no I will not explain. As for his tattoos (I wanted them to be a mix of elsewhere and Maelstrom) and current chrome, he's not ready to part with his skin (sentimentality perhaps?) nor is he willing to get completely borged out yet. His occuset is non-symetrical, by accident (likely) or by choice, either way it's his good shooting side so he doesn't care. In terms of gameplay (I've never dabbled in Red so the game is my only ref sry), I'd say he has some form of enhanced speed and jumping, armored skin, self ice, and second heart (mostly internal stuff). . Oh for his forearm/hand I wanted it to look like chiseled? Or 3D printed?? And for his shoulder it's kind like a snap off cover? because he's needed several repairs and there's no point in covering it to him. . Anywho, I have more I could write about him, but I honestly just wanna post him before I chicken out again ತ⁠_⁠ತ

[I highly doubt it, but if you want to use him for something you can, just please msg me/credit me.. OCs are my babies, don't steal my children pls]

[spidrstar]

STARS RULES

GENERAL RULES

★彡 Welcome to my rulebook my loves!! <3

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REQUEST RULES

★彡 I’m always open to requests!! I tend to run out of ideas quickly, you’ll know when they’re closed when i say so in my ask box :)

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WONT WRITE

★彡 ‘character’ x ‘character’ aka ships, to me personally they’re boring and if i think that when i read them i wouldn’t be able to write them ‘reader’ x ‘character’ only sorry!!

★彡 NSFW (i feel so weird and uncomfy when writing shit like.. ‘his cock went in and out of her pussy🤓’ i’m sorry i physically cant ..) NO OFFENSE TO THOSE WHO WRITE LIKE THIS!! i have no issue reading them it’s just when it comes to writing i have.. a problem. The farthest i can go is dick and that’s it. 😭

★彡 ‘male reader’ x ‘character’ Im a female and do not know shit about being a male (obvi..) so won’t be doin any of that sorry!!

★彡 Anything that has to do with rape, abuse, racism or homophobia.

WILL WRITE

★彡 Female reader

★彡 I can try my best to do gender neutral

★彡 I know i said no smut/NSFW, but there will be suggestive content so dw i got y’all😉

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That’s all!! These will change whenever i feel like changing them, because it’s my rulebook ;3 If you cannot follow any of the things listed please DNI. G’Bye!!

[jisungjorts]

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So I'm asking this be a safe space to those who enjoy fanfictions, scenarios, drabbles, etc. 

Before you Follow: Please put your age in your bio or let me know through Dms. I’m not one who writes loads of smut but I may occasionally. That being said I will not be an age police unless I see you are a minor and are interacting with 18+ posts. I do not want minors interacting with me.

I will also put any spicy warnings above the keep reading cause i know its not everyone's cup of tea

This being said my inbox is open for Thirsting, Simping, fangirling, ect. (as long as your 18+) Anonymous or not  

another note to add I only write about people who are 20+ as I only feel comfortable with that because I'm 22. With xReaders If age comes up y/n will be written as 20+ obvi you are free to read it as 18+

I will not write for anyone who isnt on my lists, that being said that doesn’t meant I possibly won’t write about them in the future.

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[echoghost1]

So I had a random little thought this morning...

Does anyone besides the Fenton's, Sam & Tucker (and Vlad obvi) even know about the portal?

It took a month for the Lunch Lady to show up and it wasn't until Spectra that Jazz even realized ghosts were real so...

is everyone in Amity Park just super confused about where the ghosts are coming from? Do they even bother wondering about it or are they too busy running away from the ghost of the week to really think that much about it?

So then I had this idea (which I don't know if I'll write it cuz honestly I have too many other WIPs, but if you wanna go for it let me know so I can read it!)

The idea is this:

The Fenton parents are having an assembly at the school about their ghost inventions. Most people are probably tuning it out because to the kids it's just "yeah yeah sure. ghosts are bad and here's how we blast 'em! we get it" that is until they start to talk about their crowning achievement. the invention they are the proudest of is The Fenton Portal.

suddenly everyone is paying attention. "The Fenton what now?" someone asks loud enough to be heard so Maddie happily explains the very technical and jargon-heavy version of what it is.

everyone of course is confused, so then Jack sums it up "we punched a hole in our reality straight into the ghost dimension!"

to which everyone (even the teachers now) went 👀 "You did what?!"

and someone else asks "where/when did this happen?"

"in our basement, about [insert however long after the accident you want it to be] ago. I know we made an announcement at the time." Maddie says clearly not getting how horrified and confused everyone is right now.

the announcement she's referring to is just that time they went and celebrated in wildly the streets for hours and only stopped when the cops came

Then she adds, "And really if you want to thank anyone for that all the credit for getting the portal to work to goes to my darling son Danny. Without him, we might have never been able to figure it out. We've gotten so much research and had so many breakthroughs because of it."

and everyone turns to Danny, glaring, as they realize they have someone to blame for every bad ghost-related thing that has ever happened. it wasn't all random. it was all because this one person decided to do something as stupid as to turn on a portal to the ghost zone.

and maybe no one says anything right then, because it's still the assembly. maybe the Fenton's change the subject. maybe the crowd decides to hold off on mob mentality for a bit. maybe they don't want to do anything rash in front of his parents.

but I could see Dash being even meaner and bullying him even more after that.

Maybe some of the teachers are a little harsher too... their jobs are a heck of a lot harder with the ghost attacks

maybe even Valerie gets mad at him because her life was ruined and it was his fault all along. maybe she thinks he was pity dating her as a way to apologize?

and Danny is just super overwhelmed because he's always thought that this was his fault. all the ghost attacks, all the bad things, it's all his fault.

and now everyone knows.

and they all agree.

it's all his fault.

[morroodle]

Hihellohi fellow Morro enthusiast, your HTTYD ninjago au is currently taking up 83% of my brain.

Wished to ask

1. Do you plan on writing a fic on this (or just short stories or smthn)

2. Would you mind if others write additional fics to this au 👀 because incorporating the httyd content into ninjago has got all of my brain cells on full auto pilot and I might need to write out something about it. Just wanna know if it’s ok to share it with others! (With credit for the au given obvi)

1. I don't really plan on making a proper fic for this. I'm a daydreamer not a writer but I was dragged into this by my own brain and as a result my work is more explaining loose ideas rather than a coherent fic with dialogue and actions. I do have some loose ideas for a rewrite of the show + dragons but I make no promises that it will ever see the light of day. I'll definitely be making short stories for this though! Mostly just playing around with this au, I've already got some planned

2. HGHFJFNFNFNDJSSGSHFRNAJASS <33333333 <333 <333333 YOU LIKE MY AU SO MUCH YOU WANT TO MAKE STUFF FOR IT <<333333<3

Please go right ahead it would make me so happy I love this au and want other people to love it too (also woo people making content helps me to not have to). Please use the tag # ninjago httyd au so I can find it!

[drakenology]

A B C’s with Todoroki Shoto.

hiii! so I got this little idea while leisurely scrolling through bnha smut. idk if this creator is the originator of the trend but I wanna give credit anyways so shout out to @nillabeam​ for inspiring me to drabble on and on about my shoto doin the dirty. 

warnings: smut (obvi so 18+ please), slight daddy kink, all characters are aged up, and some swearing cause I feel like it. 

enjoy my little heathens!

A- Aftercare

Oh don’t be fooled by Todo’s calm and stoic demeanor. He is fucking insatiable in bed. 

But after a long night of ravishing you until you’re drunk on his cock, he’ll run you both a bath to soak your muscles in and relax.

Would help you in and out of the bath as he washed you up, rinsing your back for you. 

He’d leave kisses where he left harsh hickies. 

Would tell you how much he loved you, and gush about how delicate and pretty you were. EEK!!

B- Body Part 

He loved your breasts. 

You would often catch him staring at them as you talked to him, earning a stern look on your face to remind him to pay attention to you.

Would fuck you on your back just to watch them bounce and jiggle around 

He felt like your boobs were always so happy to see him, perking up when he would grab them. 

Would kiss them during sex and loves playing and sucking on them. 

Most of your hickies were all over them 

As for his own body, He really likes how toned and strong his arms got. 

He wants to protect you, so he got stronger so he can beat people up for you if he needed to. aww how sweet. 

C- Cum

He cums all over his favorite part of your body (see B). 

He also likes to cum inside you, cause he’s got a small teeny weeny breeding kink. 

You always cum first.. like it’s mandatory. He simply can’t bring himself to do it knowing you haven’t had your fill. 

When you go down on him thoooooo..

He loved to cum all over your pretty face. He always thought you looked gorgeous painted in his cum. 

He’d kiss your lips after you gave him head if a little bit of his hot cum was still on your mouth. 

D- Dirty Secret

As I said, Todoroki was a stoic and cool person out in public. 

He didn’t appear to be as sexually savant as he is 

but BABY

I’m tellin you, in the bedroom Todo is a beast. 

He really liked being called daddy.

It was something about watching your cute little face twist in pleasure whine and beg for him to fuck you. 

“Address me right, princess.” ASDGFJKF

HUGE daddy kink, da fuqq.

E- Experience 

eh.. some.

He had another girlfriend before you; some girl Endeavor set him up with. She cheated on him. 

but yeah.. my baby knows what he’s doing.

He loved showing you his moves. Watching your amazed and fucked out face was his favorite part of fucking you. 

F- Favorite Position

He loved them all tbh. 

He liked to experiment with a lot of different positions, getting bored pretty quickly.

But his tried and true is missionary.

He got to watch your face react to his every maneuver, kiss your neck to mark you up as his territory as he whispers in your ear sweet praises 

“Good girl, kitten.” “So good for me.” “You feel so good, baby”

Also your luscious breasts were front and center for him to stare at as he pounds you ooooooooo. 

G- Goofy

Yeah soo.. Shoto is a little serious. A little too serious in fact. 

Once when you two were making out he lifted you up, trying to carry you into your room as he bumped your head on the door frame. 

God it was like you were on life support or something

He apologized a million times, blaming himself as if he severely hurt you. 

You just giggle and kiss him in hopes it’ll shut him up and calm his worrying. You knew it was just an accident. 

H- Hair

He kept himself pretty trim, not really liking having a lot of hair on his body, for the exception of his arms and legs. He couldn’t help that he was a hairy guy (I imagine Endeavor being a lil hairy under his hero costume soo genetics?)

I- Intimacy

 he’s such a hopeless romantic it’s adorable.

he dotes on you the whole time, ensuring he’s not hurting you too much 

would kiss you over and over again

wants to you be comfortable at all times. 

in moments like these you’re the only thing that matters. 

J- Jack off

If for whatever reason he’s away, he always calls you. 

“I need you baby, what are you wearing right now?” He’ll ask, no matter if he’s in an important meeting or away on business, if he’s horny he’s horny.

Needs your voice to help him through his orgasm. 

Loves to facetime when he’s away so he can see your face and your body. 

“Yes, god Y/N you’re so perfect. Bend over for me.. yes..” He groaned, sloppily palming away at his length as he comes to his climax.

K- Kink

he’s got a lot sksksns

definitely a fucking dom

loves telling you what to do, always calling the shots in bed most of the time

Loves pet names, “baby girl” “kitten” “princess” 

overstimulates you sometimes just to see you squirm under him, the sick bastard. 

high key a sadist.. he’ll never openly admit to that tho

L- Location 

anywhere, surprisingly. 

If you two were out with friends and he felt an urge to taste you, he’d simply say you two are going to the car to get something, only to start having sex with you in the back seat. 

Fucks you in his office

Fucked you in his childhood bedroom once as a fuck you to his father. haha.

down for whateva.

M- Motivation

one thing that always got him going was you acting coy. Like you don’t know that what you’re doing is turning him on. 

You lean a little more, your blouse unbuttoned so he can see your ample cleavage. 

“What do you mean, Sho?” You bat your eyelashes, smirking at him as you watch his face turn red. 

“Fuck Y/N, don’t be cute. You’ll be sorry when we get home.” He would hiss at you, secretly not wanting you to stop teasing him.

He loved your sexy ass.

N-No 

he hated excessive hitting or pain play.

he was always too scared to hurt you, knowing he could by mistake at any given point. 

he just won’t hit you.. so don’t ask.

O- Oral

he loved sloppy, degrading head from you. 

fucks your throat sometimes, loves hearing you gag. 

when he gives you head though, he’s relentless.

he wont stop until your sobbing, begging him to fill you as he ate you out, shallowly fingering you with one finger to make you.

“Aw.. look at you. So desperate. You want me inside you, kitten?” UGHHH

P- Pace

depends on the situation or what mood he’s in. 

when he’s making love to you, his pace is slow and methodical, wanting to savor the moment

however when you’ve been bad... FUCK

he’s gonna pound you into the mattress until you’re a fucked out mess underneath him, begging him to slow down so you can catch you breath

“Don’t cry now, princess. You had so much mouth earlier.” He would mock you, smirking at your weakened state. Yall I-

Q- Quickies

as much as he loved taking his time with you, quickies were something that were quite vital for you two.

Shoto was always busy with something as he always kept himself occupied to provide for you two. 

Whenever the opportunity arises, you two strike while the iron’s hot

R- Risk 

Shoto likes to explore every aspect of sex, so that leaves for lots of room for exploration.

Finding new spots to touch and lick and suck on. 

He loved taking risks if it meant he got to listen to your sweet moans. 

S- Stamina

uhm.. yes. 

he had a fuck ton, you often cumming multiple times before he did. 

“I hope you’re not tapping out on me. I’m not through with you yet.” He would coo to you, urging you to yet another orgasm. 

he almost felt bad for you, as you twitch and shake overstimulated from his stamina being filled to the goddamn brim. 

T- Toys

he used them on you a lot.

loved little bullet vibrators, they were so handy in helping him send you into a frenzy. 

one night he had made you squirt when he used one on you as he fucked you senseless. 

“Ooh I know you’ve got some more in there for me, kitten. Be a good girl and do that again.” 

he also liked to watch you fuck yourself with a dildo. 

he found it pretty easy to degrade you as he watched you try mimic his thrusts with it. 

“You wish that was me don’t you, kitten? Too bad.” 

U- Unfair 

he totally LOVES teasing you

in public especially, loving to see you flustered and speechless as you try and talk to others. 

“What’s wrong, princess? You seem a little hot.” He’d say, caressing your inner thigh under the table at dinner. 

V- Volume

todo isn’t very loud in bed.

he’ll grunt and groan against your skin has he fucked you 

definitely cussing a lot under his breath and whispering praises or obscenities in your ear as he took you. 

“Ugh..baby. You feel so good.” “You’re mine..all mine.” “Shit, you’re so wet.”

W- Wild Card!!!

todoroki’s favorite memory of one of your ventures was when he had you bent over the kitchen sink. he didn’t think you could cum that hard around him, the feelings almost sending him into his own release.

he loved when you wore dresses to give him easy access to your pussy. 

loved fucking you in them, something about pulling it up to reveal you cheeky little panties made him feral. 

X- X-Ray

todoroki is PACKIN okay? 

i don’t imagine him being extra long, but he had really nice girth

still to this day you’re left speechless when he pulls that glizzy out his boxers. 

Y-Yearning

shoto loves you.. like a lot.

everything you do kinda sends him into a frenzy, wanting you right then and there. 

he wants sex pretty much all the time, I think the only time he’s not horny is when he’s working. 

Z- Zzz

you always fell asleep first, being that shoto wears you the fuck out

he liked to watch you sleep, leaving soft kisses all over your face. 

“I love you, Y/N.” He’d whisper, holding you close as he drifted off to sleep with you. AWWWW 

whew this shit took longer than I thought. hope yall liked this. i’m finally starting to write about more characters other than my baby daddy katsuki. bye! 

[organic-guacamole]

episode 209 spoilers below

I'm so late today but here it is

I love EJ, he's finally learning to be happy. I'm so proud.

Ms Jenn = every boomer during zoom calls, like jeez yes we can hear you stop shouting at me.

LOVE THE SUBTLE JOKE ABOUT QUARANTINE "these dark times" "you mean spring break?"

ah yes, remember when we thought covid was just gonna give us a longer spring break? good times

SEBLOS

damn the passive aggressiveness from Carlos and the absolutely over it tone from seb✋

CASWELL COUSINS!!!!! THEY'RE THE BEST!!!!

we needed more if this kind of goofiness for the first part of season 2 that only such an iconic duo can provide.

old old movies-

is it even that old, or is Nini being a gen alpha rn-

i choose to imagine EJ being scared of the movie and hiding in Ashlyn's shoulder while she keeps a straight face and then EJ pretending to be tough afterwards

aww redlyn are soulmates.... yknow, if gingers had souls

(please ignore me)

y'all saw how EJ's face *lit up* when Gina logged on? how dare you tell me he doesn't like her

ofc she's no damsel in distress, she's Gina porter, she's amazing.

so do we think she'd be the type to just glare at suspicious people? or bark at them

do they not know that Rini broke up? or is Ms Jenn just wanting Nini to suffer through her heartbreak to make her a better actress....

speaking of, why is Nini in the call? she's not in the show anymore. Unless she is, even after the rose and the song got cut, which would be so unfair to all those that auditioned properly before she even came back but whatever, she's the main character I get it 🙄

big red is a hero honestly, Nini better thank him for changing the subject like that

I can't-

i won't work you over the break-

this woman would 100% work her kids 24/7 if it was legal and idk how to feel about it.

YES GINA USE THAT CHARM

QUEEN

FRENCH QUEEN

SHE LEARNT FROM THE BEST (antoine obvi)

smh the airport lady, eavesdropping on Gina's call.

The way she was so happy to answer EJ's call, "eej"

I love them your honour.

EJ WITH PAINTED NAILS YES PLEASE

great now we need to see Gina, Ashlyn and EJ having a complete spa day and EJ getting really into it and Gina and Ashlyn take pictures of him when he's laying down in a robe with a mask and cucumbers on his eyes.

finally we get to see Gina's side of portwell

the way she considered it as flirting, this is the sign she asked for in episode 6 come onnnnn

no is Asher/jack really doing tiktok dances in an airport-

Ricky is me. I am burrito.

oh Lynne, sweetie, I'm sorry but the blonde hair is not it

is that even the same lady or-

THE BEAN

THE CHICAGO BEAN

THE BIG OLD METAL BEAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY 😭

jetlag is my go to excuse for anything... I haven't travelled in 2 years.

"welcome to the Lynne and Mike gossip show. where we talk about our depressed son that we both neglect in certain ways! And now a word from our sponsor, Nord VPN..."

SO MANY CANDLES

WHAT DEMON IS LYNNE TRYING TO SUMMON IN HIS ROOM-

is Nina becoming social media obsessed EJ from season 1? AND SHE LIED ABOUT HAVING SONGS TOO PLEASE WHY ARW THEY RECYCLING THE SAME PLOT-

Gina smiling at the picture of her family on Instagram makes me so happy, idek why.

EJ's nails are so pretty, we needed to see it more (unless he had it on for the rest of the episode and I just.... didn't notice🧍🏽‍♀️)

oh not the tiktok kid✋

yes ma'am end this strange mans whole tiktok career

sir take a hint and leave

GINA NO DONT SAY YOUR LAST NAME HE COULD BE A HUMAN TRAFFICKER

Ricky, walking in style✨

weird kid, ok then Lynne, can't you see he's this close to the edge?

not all your fault baby Ricky, Nini sucks a bit more

RICKY YOU DIDN'T COME DOWN HARD ON THE SONG-

YOU ASKED WHAT IT WAS ABOUT AND SHE SHUT YOU DOWN-

PLEASE DO NOT BLAME YOURSELF

ok but the deleting comment thing was very bad

still don't know if I like Jack honestly

hmmm so Nini's calling herself Nini instead of Nina in her little egg seat, while trying to write a song without inspiration.... Nini, honey, Ricky was your muse, he inspired you to write all those songs, even if it wasn't good for the relationship.

that doesn't mean you gotta get back with him, or that you can't write a song that not about him butttt it'll take some time

the rainbow sticker in her box and her rainbow shirt-

anyways wbk she's not totally straight

Jack are you a criminal?

quick, Gina, check his ankle for a tracker

THE YES AND PRACTICE STRIKES AGAIN

the way Gina wasn't into it in episode 6 but she's used the technique twice now

stole her grandma's Pomeranian-

Jack where the hell did you pull that out from-

the fake crying killed me, that looks like so much fun though

anyone wanna raid a first class lounge with me?

wait so is jack not gonna go in with her?

wouldn't he go in too? help look for the credit card? SO CONFUSED

the first class lounge guy was so into the drama though, watch his face when they start arguing 😭

sorry to break this to you Kourtney, but you haven't even blocked the second act yet soooo...

take that as you will

I love how all of them are totally dissing the dance off

that's the most realistic part of this show tbh

shouldn't Nini have asked how she knew....since the start? why is the fact that her best friend has knowledge of a North high secret now dawning on her...

Howie is sweet honestly, at least he's trying to help. but I stand with Kourtney, don't take him back just because he sang an amazing song, and is giving you a heads up on what's gonna happen...

KOURTNEY IS ME TRYING TO LEAVE AN ONLINE CLASS

I hate school

ooo Nini's writing a song about bad internet connection 🤩🤩🤩

I never lie, except when I do-

son that is the creepiest thing you could say to a stranger that you've been "helping"

2 truths and a lie👀

he's an Ariana fan 100%

called it.

OLDER BROTHER-

WHAT-

free spirit? damn so brother porter was in that horse movie

so has she been kissed or not?????????

I feel like she's moved more than 15 times though so possibly

but then if she's moved so much, and before east high she never opened up to anyone, she's never been kissed then?? damn

same though Gina so let's be besties please

heartbreak president is a great song title idea, give Nini a call rn

but wait

is the no strings attached feeling thing about her telling Ricky she liked him? she thought she was moving away so she thought it'd be no strings attached???

guys I think I figured it out insert the "I've connected two dots" meme

THE DUKE SWEATSHIRT

IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND'S

OMG I LOVE I LOVE

NOT THAT I KNOW OF???

ma'am did you just kill me

yes you did

Lynne and Ricky have such a weird relationship

YES IT DID SUCK

TODD SUCKS

LYNNE SUCKS

yeah I get that you wanted Ricky to like Todd BUT THAT WASN'T THE TIME

right so we already know that Ricky was so desperate to keep Nini cuz he didn't want to be like his parents, and now Lynne's talking about this-

Richard needs a long hug

yes Lynne, it is your fault. thank you for finally admitting it.

YES DYE YOUR HAIR

BLOND HIGHLIGHTS RICKY WILL RISE AGAIN

"sometimes the best, last thing you can do for someone you love, is let them go."

gotta admit I teared up at that point

not me thinking big red was calling ms Jenn cupcake for a hot second-

Carlos please omg, you're at the "beach" and they're leaving for the pool?

also, why not just do the call from the hotel room please omg

"don't ask me"

"Carlos"

OMG WHAT HAPPENED

big red wants the tea

O M G

SEB IS JEALOUS

JEALOUS SEBBY IS MY FAVOURITE THING IDC

I'm surprised ms Jenn knew how to give Nini permission to screenshare tbh

So lily's been stalking the East high kids and spending time editing this video while she's supposedly in an immersion trip.... right

EJ and Ashlyn's picture is so chaotic, what even is happening there

"slacking off" bestie its spring break, obviously they're confident enough that they'll get it done in time so why not focus on your own musical.

jealous seb = sassy seb

please what if those guys Carlos is posing with are his cousins or something and that's why he's so confused about Seb

6 YEAR OLD EJ I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM

Nini saying she's obsessed with her ex, that's not weird at all 👍

I can just tell Matt had a blast harassing Julia with those puppets.

Jack please dont be like that, "yet"

chances are you'll never see eachother again 🥰

(honestly sometimes I really miss those friends I made on trips and stuff when we'd spend the day or week together, only to never see them again....those were the good days though)

Ashlyn and Nini should write more songs..... something better than this one at least

Nini: "im good"

cue the Tia Mowry (please I can't spell) crying gif

oh I forgot Ricky was in the show for a hot second

1. where did Gina get to film this without people being around

2. did she just... randomly change her clothes???

ok but the transition between Carlos and EJ

*chefs kiss*

now everyone shut up, EJ's singing

oh i think I'm pregnant

HIS MUSCLES

YES KOURTNEY

I love how big red and Kourtney went from being "the best friends™" to the couple in season 1, to kinda close themselves and having their own plots

sebby makes me so happy

props to biggies editing skills honestly

PORTWELL BEING SIDE TO SIDE I CANT

AND SEBLOS OMG

big red lives for the drama

"wow" so true Ricky

no he is not cute, stop it

"holding" ok that's kinda cute

yeah EJ's a lucky guy😌

jokes aside, it's not that hard to exchange numbers-

keep in touch if you want

ok I really like Jack now

if he comes back in season 3, maybe have him be LGBTQ+ ?

like the only out characters they have rn are Seb and Carlos and they're like the sterotypes, yk?

I'd love to see jack kinda break the mold

Ricky's breaking my heart

that song just hurts

the only thing

now I don't hate Lynne????????

HOW DARE THEY WRITE IN A PROPER REDEMPTION ARC FOR HER

UGH IM SUPPOSED TO HATE HER FOREVER

I mean I don't live her now but she's good

but honestly

"mom can I show you something"

IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL

THE PICTURE AND EVERYTHING OMG

I'm sobbing please help

Gina saying she's just waiting for the right guy and then EJ coming to the airport to pick her up late at night without her asking, offering to bring her back in the morning so she won't have to Uber, bringing her a granola bar (WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE FORGOT TO PACK) and without expecting anything in return???

ms ma'am you've got a keeper right there

her smile at the end was so heartwarming I really can't.

this episode was great.

it felt really short but I liked it, great character development for Ricky, Lynne and Gina.

Cant wait for next episode to see more of EJ being the ideal boyfriend /hj

[waynedunlaptheorgandonor]

hey so “find me” dropped on premiere and i just watched it, so you know what that means??

it’s review time!

(super rambly as usual) spoilers under the cut

before i say anything, let me say, IT’S FINE, Y’ALL. as predicted. people are gonna be dramatic bc there are daryl/leah scenes, but like...we been knew? and some of them were rly important caryl-wise. (tbh, the episode was kind of boring and just a set-up for other stuff, lmfao)

okay, review:

opening credits, which i think most of us have already seen, were cute. obvi there was some weird tension with daryl that leads to the coming-to-a-head thing at the end, but their banter is still cute af

they went fishing and daryl’s reaction to carol was adorable, and there’s an important parallel later on, so bookmark this

similarly, there’s an important parallel to carol’s “the dead catch up to us eventually”/daryl’s “i ain’t gonna let it”, so bookmark that, too

dog is the instigator for the flashbacks, so if you wanna blame anyone, blame him. he races to the cabin, which for some reason daryl, who spent five years in this forest, seemed surprised to see? didn’t you literally map out that whole area, my dude? whatever

cue flashback!

i might have the scene order mixed up, but i think it starts with daryl being all sad by himself, and then dog as a puppy shows up and he’s like “!!! a dog!!!” which is v cute, and then he runs back off. we don’t meet leah yet

we see carol and daryl having a conversation while standing on opposite sides of a river for no reason except to probably symbolize distance or maybe covid, lol. the conversation basically goes:

carol: things are different

daryl: yeah

carol: how long are you gonna be out here?

daryl: -shrug emoji-

carol: i get why you’re out here, and i’d join you if things weren’t...

daryl: different

carol: yeah

daryl: yeah. anyway, it’s gonna rain, and also i’m having emotions, so ttyl

the end

at some point we see daryl sitting with an extremely unhappy face while it pours rain on him in the dark, and i want that as a reaction gif IMMEDIATELY 

also the rain destroys his “where in the world is rick grimes?” map, which makes him v upset and scream-y, and we get the idea that he might be going a bit bonkers being all alone looking for a dead (or, ig, kidnapped by helicopter) man

in present day carol finds the note, and is like “oh dunk, she lived here??” so she knew about leah, and daryl’s like, “i already told you everything,” and carol’s like, “no you didn’t,” so we go back to flashbacks (but i’m still not sure what parts carol didn’t already know?? whatever, it’s not that important)

i’m just gonna hit the highlights of the flashbacks bc they were not that thrilling:

first time daryl meets leah the dog leads him to her cabin, and leah ties him to a chair and holds a gun to his head being like, “what are you doing on my land?” bc apparently you can claim whole forests during the apocalypse, and daryl says very little, and eventually she lets him go

next time dog finds daryl and he brings her back and leah is like, “the dog likes you” and they’re kinda flirty, and then daryl says very little and leaves

next time daryl is surrounded by walkers and leah shows up and helps and they hide in a tree and are awkwardly close to each other and daryl cannot handle the close physical contact so when the walkers pass he says very little except to tell her to never come back again, lmfao

the next flashback is my favorite bc daryl just fucking

goes to leah’s cabin and throws a fish at the door???

i laughed for ten years

he throws a fucking fish and then stands there for a minute like “is she gonna notice that i gave her a fish??” like, no, dumbass, you didn’t even knock, you just threw a fucking fish at her fucking door, what is wrong with you??

no wonder it’s taken him and carol so long if he thinks throwing fish at people is a smooth move. boy has NO fucking game

anyway, leah gets him back by finding him and throwing the fish at his head, being like, “wtf, don’t throw fish on my porch?” which, fair, leah

IMPORTANT CARYL PARALLEL (from here on out known as “caryllels”) #1: so earlier i mentioned the carol fish thing, and apparently the same thing happened with leah, where she speared a fish on her first try and daryl was like “tf?” v blatant “we are supposed to be thinking about carol and daryl’s relationship during this scene” sort of thing

leah’s backstory is bland. had a family, they got eaten or disappeared or something. she, her adopted son, and dog’s mom got away, but the kid was bit, and died the same day dog was born, bc ig when god closes one door, he replaces your dead son with a puppy, or however the idiom goes

ONLY PART THAT GOT ME LEGIT EMOTIONAL: 

leah asked daryl who he lost, and he says, “my brother”

asklfdjaslfdjskl

god i miss rick

i hated rick for so long and now i miss him so much

but i digress

IMPORTANT CARYLLEL #2: leah and daryl have the same “the dead get you eventually”/”i ain’t gonna let it” conversation as caryl had earlier, only daryl is playing the role of carol in this scenario, so again we’re supposed to be comparing the two relationships. lemme get through the rest of the summary and then i’ll tell you my opinion on what that means

fuck what even happens next?

i have these out of order bc they were all the fucking same, but the two of them get closer, and there is the vaguest suggestion of sex ever. you literally only see daryl’s hand

then jump-cut to them sitting at the table being emo, ig bc daryl was gonna go back to look for rick for a bit, and leah is like “who do you belong with? your brother you won’t stop looking for? your family that you left? [side note: that seemed rather pointed, like, “hey hoe, you abandoned your family, that was kind of a dick move”] or me?” and he says he doesn’t know, and she’s like “yeah you do, now choose”

jump-cut to caryl scene where carol finds him at the river and says that she won’t be visiting as much, and daryl’s like “k” and they have a brief argument where daryl’s all snippy, like, “what? do you want my permission for you to move on with your life? i’m not still emo about the fact that you’re moving on with your life, and i also don’t think it’s contextually significant that every time you show up in my flashbacks you explicitly mention that you’re married and have a kid,” and carol is like, “bro, you need to Get Your Shit Together and come home”

jump-cut to daryl having what i’m assuming is an epiphany that carol/fam have all moved on while he was out being emo, and so he decides to go be with leah, except, plot twist! she’s gone. the picture of her and her son is gone, but dog is still there. daryl leaves the note, which says, “i belong with you, find me”

for those freaking out about the wording about the note, may i remind you that she specifically asked, “do you belong x, x, or with me?” so he was just answering the question

aaaaaand back to present day

carol is like, “what do you think happened to her?” and daryl is all -shrug emoji-, and then she’s like, “...do you think she might have just...you know...left?” and daryl gets rull offended, which was kind of funny

(she probably just left, bud)

carol tells daryl to stop thinking that when people leave it’s bc of him, and connie’s name gets thrown into the mix, and daryl gets a “oh here we fucking go” look on his face, and it sets him off

he said basically what we were already spoiled for. “you just want to run, you don’t know when to stop, i shouldn’t have taken you off the boat bc you still just want to run” etc

and carol looks fucking HEARTBROKEN, which hurt me, and she goes into the other room and we end the episode with daryl staring forlornly out of the window 

the end

okay

so quick analysis

i think the significance of this episode is supposed to be so we have an understanding of why daryl is suddenly so !teamfamily, and !teamfuture, and how badly he wants carol to be there with him. at one point, one of them even says, “this isn’t about leah, or connie,” or anyone but the two of them. the title “find me” feels significant, bc the whole episode is daryl grappling with where he’s supposed to go, and what his purpose is, and by the end, he says to carol, “i know where i belong,” (implying, with her and the fam), pulling us full-circle. in the first flashback onward he is lost, but by the end he is found -cue amazing grace-

daryl and leah were flirty, but to me it felt very much like something that was just being used as daryl character development. we barely got anything that juicy between the two of them (except the fish throwing thing, that was amazing), and i still don’t think that it would make any sense, regardless of the showrunner, to pair daryl up with some rando after having so many other choices that people would have preferred. i don’t think we’re meant to #endgame ship it, so much as we are supposed to be like, “oh, ok, daryl learned the power of family and stability and leveled up, -you know what that is? growth gif-” as a result, i literally have no idea what leah’s role is gonna be in s11, but i don’t think it’ll be a huge plot point

so now we firmly know where daryl stands. he is all about moving forward, not looking back, and doing the best he can, and he’s frustrated bc when he took carol off the boat he wanted her to be in the same place as him so that they could grow together, but she wasn’t and isn’t there yet

so my guess is that what’s next for carol’s storyline is her reaching that same zen-level daryl’s at

once they’re both there, then they get to ride off into the sunset and make passionate love under the moon casting shadows over the vast desert wasteland 

whew

anyway

tl;dr: idk, episode was fine, if not kinda boring. lots of caryllels. can i go back to writing my vietnam war au now? 

the end

(stay hype, stan kang, and get daryl to call carol sweetheart 2k21),

-diz

[sysig]

Requestober

So since Inktober is hecked but I still wanna do something ink-related/adjacent, I’m opening up requests for October

Rules:

Obvi nothing that goes against the TOS, keep it at most PG-13

You don’t need to be following me to request something

Please no more than 3 requests per person, and at most 3 characters per prompt, interactions are fun but I can only draw so many lol

I’d prefer no anons but I get being shy, honour system rules

Pls send asks so I can reply to them directly if possible

If asking for something specific rather than a general prompt, please only send fandoms/characters I’ve already posted about. If you’re unsure what those include I’ve got a list over here. (Also AGE if you’re into that) 

Mutuals, if I’ve doodled a character of yours, you can request them ;)

I have submissions open so if you want something from like an emoji/face meme/draw the squad, send it my way, just make sure to include credit so I can link back

You can request a redraw/digital ink/whatever of a doodle I’ve already posted, doesn’t matter how old it is. You only get to request what medium for redraws tho, otherwise I get to pick :P

Slots are open until the 31st of October or until they’re all filled, whichever happens first

Slots: 31/31

[seacollectsrivers]

terror 4: punished, as a boy

oh no i’ve wholly forgotten what year anything takes place in. this is five months after what? the last time we saw Sophia and lady Jane or after franklin died??

charles dickens mention!!

ok I assume it's after the events of the last episode, and the terror and erebus is officially not where they were supposed to be

"lady Jane had supposed bylot island" lmao get em!!

I dont like lady Jane on a personal level, but I like how grounded she is. and bold, in that society. she reminds me of grandma Guthrie tbqh!!

fuck them uppppppp

idk if I've mentioned but I really dig the intro. it's beautiful and short enough for me to never skip it

brooding alone in a dark room. a Mood.

is this jopson!! ive heard about this lad. he's a dote!

oh god I dont know WHY but I keep forgetting the tuunbaq's an issue. or like I imagine the ships are safe zones, like some kinda video game??

I dont know Edward. I dont know Strong. sorry to these men.

now hang on this lad is 13 at best?? don’t bring him??

oooh ok I think I know who Strong is

aurora lookin all pretty up there :)

ONCE MORE the sound design!!!! the MUSIC!

hmmm no nope I am Worried this will NOT end well

jesus did it really lay a trap???

oh god this is. this is gonna weigh heavy on Crozier isn’t it :(

.....how much alcohol did they actually bring for this mission. hasn’t it been like, more than a year.

this is such a serious and dour scene, with death looming and alcoholism and all, and yet I'm here like aww.... lookit them. domestic scenes :)

sharing of pained history timmmeee

oh well ok apparently thats just common knowledge hahahaha sorry crozier

"regretted how it had happened" but not that it happened i guess?

brains out man's alive???

I don’t wanna watch this but i’m also scared ill miss something

ugh I don’t like the redcoats mostly bc I don’t like the military worship that it seems some of these lads have

oh worm. ghosts is it.

well I'm once more Worried.

oh worm NOT ghosts that is NOT a ghost!

wait, is that birthday boy???

oop racism in james jumped out

listen i know how racism works but have they completely forgotten they're the ones who killed her da. obvi the creature isn't her doing but like,,,, if you're believing she's acting out of revenge....

wholly unrelated but I love the sliding doors at the ships

oooh look at crozier in his lil embroidered waistcoat! I would like more of it!

"false" ok but 2 of those statements are objectively true.

this might be my aro ass jumping out but I do get Sophia. you kinda had to be practical about stuff like that, esp as a woman. can't live on love always you know.

the Franklins can choke on their classism and racism tho idc lol

o fuck o god

ok but crozier yelling. 😳

aight i’m. I think i’ve been kinda assuming hickey to be a s1 silver type. like I assume everything he does has an agenda, when he hasn't really actually, so far, done anything to warrant that? he just gives off a vibe lol.

like I don’t particularly trust him but I think I'm giving him too much credit. I don’t know what his end goal is here, except a genuine belief that she's the cause.

he’s very theatrical i like his storytelling

it’s his SMILING thats why, anytime he says anything he has this like hehehehe i’m so clever smile

oooh she’s netsilik! Good to know

the only part of the punishment i understand is the lashes. do I gotta look up naval language once more

"bring me a full chart and I'll show you exactly where we are"

disrespect to the girl go OFF crozier!!!

ah, ok, I think I get hickey a little more.

I am WORRIED about this punished as a boy thing!!!!

whippings are. ouff.

ok i’m gonna be honest I skipped the whipping scene, ill look up a recap bc I'm :T

"I know you dream of such things" tf does this mean

goodsir's genuine outburst of no! when asked if he's been lashed skjshd he's a DOTE

oh noooo scurvy? nooo :(

tobacco! from whomst 👀

i’m SO glad its goodsir feeding the Netsilik woman, only man I trust

"this is not how englishmen act" oh boy.... Google how do I tell 19th c earnest men about the atrocities of the English empire

looking up a recap, the whipping stirred up some sympathy from the men for Hickey? so I assume the tobacco was like a we’re on your side kinda deal

[imnottiredofgettingoveryou]

Elliots first time with someone in detailssss

The devil is in that shit!!

Warnings: Smut (obvi), swears

It was around 2PM when my phone buzzed.

I picked it up and a far-too-big smile spread across my face as I read the text from Elliot: 'Here'

I hadn't seen him for months, but that was normal now that we both went to school out of state. I met him freshman year of high school, where we both sat at the losers' table for lunch. I surprised myself and made friends with most of the people who sat there, bonding over that shared feeling of 'otherness.' When you grow up a little and talk to people about it, you realize that it's a pretty ubiquitous feeling; when you're fifteen, it feels like you and your weird pals might as well be a leper colony. Elliot was the cutest guy at the table but proved the hardest to crack. One day, I gave him my Capri Sun as a peace offering, and it worked surprisingly well. We would occasionally find an empty classroom and eat together, just the two of us. It took patience to get him to open up, but eventually we became real friends. To this day, some five years later, we still shared the occasional inside joke about Capri Suns.

When I had found out that we both had a fall break at the same time, I was ecstatic. Maybe it was just 'absence makes the heart grow fonder,' or maybe it was something I wasn't fully ready to consider just yet, but seeing him had been all I'd thought about for weeks. We had plans to take the train up to Howard Beach and watch the planes take off from JFK. I'd spent so much time thinking about this day that a one-word text had given me butterflies. I practically ran down my stairs and out the door, my heart pounding away in my chest.

His taxi pulled away from the curb and there he stood, all eyes and black clothes, just like I remembered him. You know the effect that time apart can sometimes have, when you finally see someone again and they look fucking good? Multiply that ad infinitum, and you'd get an idea of what was happening to me. He might as well have had a halo of light behind his head.

His voice pulled me out of my trance. "Hey Y/N."

"Elliot!" I squealed. Propriety? Boundaries? I didn't know them. I ran up to him and wrapped my arms around his body, burying my face in his shoulder. "Oh my God dude, it's been forever!"

It took a moment for him to respond and I started to worry I'd overstepped, but then his arms slowly came down around me and tightened the already-close hug I'd initiated, and despite the crisp fall air, I felt completely, totally warm.

He pulled back to look at me. "It's... It's good to see you.," he stammered, eyes darting around my face.

I beamed back at him. "You too. Let's put your stuff away and then we can get moving-"

"Hey, um, Y/N?"

"Yes, Elliot?"

"Are your parents home?"

Well, now that was... interesting. "Nah. They're gone for the weekend." I had planned on us spending the break at mine only because I knew he wouldn't want to go home; my having an empty house had been a bonus that I'd found out about last minute.

Elliot looked at the ground for a second before continuing. "Is it okay if we just stay here for the night then?"

"Awe," I grinned at him. "Don't wanna share me with the public, huh?"

He flashed his trademark barely-there smile at me, and my heart melted. "Something like that."

***

Any ice that had formed with the distance of the last few months melted quickly; we fell back into our old rhythm and it felt like no time at all had passed since high school. I microwaved some garbage food and put on cheesy horror movies for us to talk over. He told me about his comp sci classes and how he had hoped they would be more challenging, to which I responded by calling him a nerd and a show-off. I told him about my first time smoking weed and about getting too drunk at sweaty frat parties.

"Do people really get a bunch of action at those things?" he asked me.

I choked a little at his choice of words. "Some people do, I guess. But not me. I mean, I've hooked up with one guy, but it wasn't at a party or anything."

I could've sworn I saw a look of disappointment flash across his face, but if it did, he quickly suppressed it. I backtracked, worried I had upset him somehow. "... not like it was, you know, spectacular."

Elliot chewed his food for an unnecessarily long time, then swallowed and said, "At least you're doing better than me."

"You're kidding! You still haven't shuffled off the mortal coil of your virginity?"

Now he just looked ashamed. Shit. I was really fucking this up.

I scooted closer to him and leaned my cheek against his bicep. "Hey, come on, I was just surprised is all. Have you seen yourself? I figured you'd be up to your eyeballs in pussy."

His eyes moved from the floor to look into mine. "Really?""Really really," I said, and I meant it. I snaked my hands around his arm and pulled it against my body. "You're a catch, El."

His gaze darted between my mouth and my eyes, and he smiled.

Elliot relaxed into my touch and I cuddled up against his side for the remainder of the movie. By the time the credits rolled, we were both yawning.

"You wanna head upstairs? We could take a nap," I suggested. He nodded, and I got up and led the way to my bedroom.

Once the door was closed behind us, Elliot took my hands in his and walked us backwards until my back was against the wall. Before I could ask what he was doing, his lips crashed into mine. I was caught off-guard, but I quickly pulled myself together and began moving my lips against his, listening to the quiet little noises he made as we opened up to each other, tasted each other. I reached down and grabbed him by the belt loops, pulling his hips against mine, smiling against his mouth when I felt how hard he was.

Panting, Elliot broke the kiss. "Y/N, I want to ask you something, but..." he looked down at where our bodies touched. "... I'm not sure how."

I realized what he wanted, and that I wanted it too. Opting for boldness, I trailed my hand down the front of his body until I reached the bulge in his jeans, then rubbed him through the fabric. He groaned, thrusting just barely into my palm.

"Are you sure about this, El?"

"Yeah," he replied, leaning down to kiss me again. "I want to... I want to do this. With you." He reached up then to cup my cheek, tilting my face up so I was looking right into his blue-green eyes. "As long as you want to."

I mirrored his gesture, caressing his cheek, feeling the beginnings of stubble. "Of course I do."

I would be lying if I said the thought of doing this with Elliot hadn't crossed my mind a time or two, but I certainly hadn't anticipated going this far down that road tonight. I wanted him, but this was decidedly unfamiliar territory and I was equal parts nervous and excited. I knew I had to focus on the latter, to take control, knowing he probably wouldn't.

Or maybe I didn't know anything because in a flash, Elliot was hoisting me up by the legs, wrapping them around his waist and carrying me over to my bed. His boldness seemed to surprise us both and we were giggling against each others' mouths in between kisses as he pushed my hips down into the mattress with his own. Shit, I had put clean sheets and blankets on the bed in anticipation of his visit, and we were about to ruin them...

"Can I undress you now?" he asked, hands drifting down my sides until they reached the hem of my shirt. I nodded and raised my arms so he could pull it off, then reached around and unclasped my bra, sliding the straps down my arms and tossing it to the floor. He looked positively starving as his eyes roamed over the exposed skin, tongue poking out to wet his lips. Then his mouth was back on mine and his hand went to the button of my jeans, fumbling, trying to kiss me and undo them at the same time. I reached down to help him, allowing him to focus on exploring my mouth as I pulled off my pants and underwear, adding them to the growing pile of clothes on the floor.

I arched my back off of the bed, angling my chest up toward him to let him know what I wanted. "Elliot, please touch me?"

He swallowed hard, then ghosted his hands up my sides to cup my breasts, kneading them with his long, callused fingers. He explored the flesh, palms grazing my nipples, applying different levels of pressure. When he squeezed a little too hard, I yelped.

"Sorry," he said, pulling his hands away.

"Hey, it's okay." Maybe I was just drunk with the feeling of this moment, but there was something endearing about how nervous and vulnerable he was, and I wanted nothing more than for this to feel good for both of us. "Just be gentle, okay? Try using your mouth."

I watched a shiver make its way through his body as he processed my words, and then he moved his face down to my chest and ran his tongue up my left nipple, watching it harden in response. He began licking at it earnestly, the feeling of his hot mouth pulling wanton moans from my lips as my hands gripped fistfuls of his hair in an attempt to ground myself. He groaned against me in response, and the added sensation sent sparks of pleasure straight to my core. He shifted his attention to my right breast, swirling his tongue around my other nipple, then sucking it into his mouth, surrounding it with warmth and wetness. I pushed my hips up against his, desperately seeking some kind of friction; he obliged, his clothed erection grinding against me, the evidence of my arousal staining his jeans.

"Fuck, Y/N," he panted, pulling his face away from my chest. "I want you so bad."

I smiled up at him. "Then you're gonna have to get undressed."

Elliot sat up on his haunches and pulled his shirt over his head. I stared shamelessly at his lean muscles, hungrily anticipating the feeling of his skin against mine. He reached down to undo his pants but I batted his hands away, opening the button and pulling the zipper down so he could slide them off, his boxer-briefs following. My eyes raked down his naked form, taking him in, following the trail of dark hair on his stomach down to his cock, fully engorged and leaking precum. Our eyes met as it fully dawned on both of us what we were about to do, the line we were about to cross together.

I spread my legs wider in invitation. "Come here."

He settled his body back between my legs, holding his full weight off of me with his forearms. I sighed at the feeling of him touching me all along the length of my body, my nipples hard against his chest, the hair on his stomach and legs tickling me, the tip of his cock resting teasingly against my folds.

I reached down and wrapped my hand around his length, stroking him gently, using my thumb to spread the moisture around his head, satisfied when he shuddered in response. "You're sure?" I asked him again. This was a big step for me but a bigger one from him, and I needed to be certain it was what he wanted.

He lifted his eyes up to mine from where they had been watching my hand. "Yeah," he choked out. "Definitely."

I pulled my hand away from his cock and gripped his shoulders. "Go slow, okay?"

He nodded and captured my lips in a desperate kiss as he entered me, pushing in inch by inch, his eyes falling closed once he was fully ensheathed. I wrapped my legs around him, pulling him closer, moaning at the feeling of him filling me, stretching me. It wasn't like this before. I felt whole.

The deep rumble of his voice pulled me back to reality. "Is it okay if I move?"

"Yes."

Elliot pulled out almost completely, then pushed back in, moving one hand to my hip to anchor me. He began to establish a rhythm, moving slowly, muscles taut with restraint. My hands gripped his back tightly as he drove into me, nails dragging against his skin. He let his head rest in the crook where my neck met my shoulder, and I felt him press his lips against my skin in an attempt to stifle the low moans escaping his throat.

"Fuck, Y/N, you feel so good."

"So do you," I moaned into his hair. I started lifting my hips up to meet his thrusts, pulling him deeper and grinding my clit against his pubic bone every time he hit bottom. I started to increase the pace as I felt my body start to climb towards orgasm, and he followed suit, driving into me faster, harder.

"Shit, fuck, I'm gonna cum," he growled against my neck.

"Me too. Don't stop."

That did it; his strangled moans filled the air as he emptied himself inside me, pulling my hips tightly against him to get as deep as he could. It was the perfect amount of pressure to send me over my own edge, crying out and clinging to him desperately as my muscles pulsed around him and milked him dry.

All of my senses were under fire as we came down together. Everything felt so intense - our breathing impossibly loud, skin slick with sweat, a heartbeat ringing in my ears that could have been his or mine. He kissed me, almost chastely, before pulling out and rolling onto his back next to me. I wanted to snuggle up next to him, to wrap myself around him and not let go until morning, but I resisted and left him some space while we recovered and processed what had just happened.

I knew this meant something, maybe more for me than it had for him, but I didn't want to bum myself out by overthinking and frankly I didn't have the energy. My breathing had finally steadied and I'd started to drift asleep when I heard his voice.

"Hey, Y/N?"

I turned my head towards him. "Yeah?"

"I'm not sure I told you, but... I've really missed you."

I smiled, more than satisfied with that, for now. I didn't need to say it back to him. He knew. 

[szopenhauer]

Would you ever chew gum after someone else already has? noooo, yuk

Earrings or a necklace? necklace

Have you ever wished on 11:11? I do smth else/have different tradition

Have you ever listened to the Goo Goo Dolls? Iris, even recently

Have you ever watched Lost? nah

Do you have pictures of your exes? I think I deleted them

Do you have Ozzy Osbourne on your mp3 player? I don’t listen to him but I liked to watch Osbourne’s family tho

Do you read romance novels? the only one I could count as a romance was Five feet apart

Did you draw pictures for your crushes in preschool? no :o

Have you ever not asked someone out cause you were scared of rejection? yep

Have you ever liked someone just because of their appearance? had some crushes like this, especially celebs lol

Pink or green? green but pink with green looks interesting

A bracelet or a ring? depends

Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter? LOTR

By airplane or bus? bus

What’s the last thing you binge watched? She-ra

Do you watch youtube videos or tv shows more? yt videos

What are you tired of right now? everything

Have you ever gotten rid of something and then regretted it? If so, what?  several things, personal

How does your stomach feel right now? silence before the storm?...

Do you live in an apartment that has inspections? I don’t live in an apartment

Do you hate taking naps during the day? yes and no

Who in your immediate family has the best natural hair? my grandma has, she never got grey hair nor dandruff etc.

Do you know anyone who thinks they’re more talented than they are?   obvi

What is the origin of your last name? polish?

Have you ever been inside a Victorian mansion? I wish

What was the most boring field trip you ever went on? hmm...

What are your favorite types of videos to watch on youtube? music videos, thrift hauls, interiors, fashion, funny stuff...

What’s a DIY craft project you want to try? I’m not into DIY

Are you a hoarder? yep

Do you ever call yourself stupid in your head? often

If you were to start a collection, what would it be? not counting those I already have? for example - znicze

Would you ever give your daughter the middle name Marie? I could, especially if it was a boy :P as it’s legal to call him Maria if it’s the middle name lmfao

Do you have a relationship with God? some sort of it

Have you ever “fired” a doctor? could say so

Who is the prettiest Asian youtuber that you can think of? I don’t watch any Asian youtubers

What was the temperature where you live today? less than 30 Celsius but it felt colder

Is your sleep schedule all messed up? umm...

Did you wear green last St. Patrick’s Day? I don’t celebrate this 

Food: Are you adventurous or do you stick to what you know? stick 

Do you know both of your biological parents? I do

When was the last time you wrote so much your finger ached? last night

Do you store a lot of pictures you’ve taken that no one else has seen? ppl close to me saw them

When did you first start using the internet? regularly or very first time?

Do you prefer tents or staying in hotels? prefer hotels

Do you have any family traditions for certain holidays? Which? personal

Do you enjoy clowns / street performers or are they creepy to you? some I like

Have you ever had a teacher who would just babble about nothing? for example - we had a priest who was always talking about war times or his night dreams :D

Do you ever look at a word and think that it looks odd? hahaha it happens

Did you ever dream about being an animal? plenty

Which vowel occurs most in your whole name? A

What’s your favourite colour on a dog? dunno

Do you prefer Skirts or Dresses? dresses, I can use them as tunics

Have you ever been told you are fake? once :(

Can you do cartwheels? not well

Do you like the name Sara? no longer...

What’s your first name without an r, e, s or l? doesn’t change

What’s your age plus two divided by 4? 7.5

Do you know someone named after a month (April, May, June)? used to know May

Stop typing. What do you hear? someone is mowing grass as every other day ugh...

What was the last book you read that also is a film? Five feet apart

How often do you get a new purse or a new wallet? whenever I feel like it but I thrift them so it’s not like I spend lots of money

What is the most money that you have ever spent on getting your nails done? few PLN for a nail polish and done them myself lol

Does it matter to you if your girlfriend drinks? I wouldn’t date an alcoholic, someone who is drunk a lot and then do stupid stuff, pukes, have hangovers often, spend all their money on alcohol, smells like it, gross!

Has a little kid ever fallen asleep on your lap before? nah, just cat

If you heard your best friend’s significant other was cheating on them, would you tell them? Even if you couldn’t prove it? I’d mention that to them

Do you plan on having both your parents at your wedding? if they want to attend...

Have you ever stayed on a ride at a theme park to ride it again? nope

Where did your mother and father meet for the first time? in front of the church

Would you rather read books or magazines? depends

Have you ever had your cheek pinched? I hate that >.>

Do you own any plaid pants? I have a pair of plaid leggings and pajamas

Do you talk in your sleep? nah

Have you ever fallen off a horse? never been on a horse to fall

Can you pick things up with your toes? I do this often

If you are a girl, do you get bad PMS, or is it not so bad? my PMS were usually worse than my period

Would you rather have your shirt be too long or too short? too long

Are you the type of person who can shake insults off easily, or do they tend to stick around in your brain & bother you? stay forever

Do you like clothes with ruffles on them? usually not

Were you happy when you woke up today? I wasn’t

Have you used the opposite sex’s bathroom in a public place before? had to 

Do you rent movies frequently? I don’t have money for that

Do you quote movies or songs to answer survey questions? very rarely as it’s annoying

What is your name spelled backwards? Annazuz :3

How do you think the world will end? people will destroy it?

An alien ship lands at your house, and they want you. Do you go with them? 

If you were in a horror flick, would you be one of the first ones to die? I think I would survive or die saving someone

What movie has been taken WAY too far, as far as sequels go? most of them but it’s more shows’ thingy

Do you get a fake Christmas tree each year, or a real one? fake, I’m against using real ones

How long would you have to know someone before tying the knot? it’s not about length of time that much

Would you embarass yourself if you met your favorite celebrity? probably :x

If a person had a glass eye, would that scare you? no idea, hope not as I don’t wanna make them feel bad, sorry in advance

Are you a twin? am not

Do you get paranoid that someone’s looking at your through your window? my neighbor sometimes does so...

Mountains, oceans, or forests? forests

When was the last time you “de-haired” your hairbrush? recently?

Are any of your great grandparents still alive? they’re all dead

Where’s your significant other? visiting her dad

How much blankets do you sleep under? 1-2

Is a hair dryer a necessity for you? it is

If you were atop a tall building, would you throw stuff at people below? don’t do that!

Do you believe we really landed on the moon? I don’t give a shit

Name a movie everyone else thought was funny, but you couldn’t stand: majority of comedies tbh

What topping do you HATE on pizzas? same, I’m more into simple food

Got any interesting wigs? bunch

Can you resist temptation? most often

Would a credit card get you into trouble? if I lost it, I would be paranoid about it 24/7, omg I just got scared I’ve lost my ID and bus card 

Truth or dare? truth?

Which is more annoying: sequels or prequels? *shrug*

Do you use rechargeable batteries? when I did they were blowing up, didn’t charge back or smth like this so I prefer normal ones thank you very much

Describe the chair you’re sitting in. Is it comfy? it's so old there’s barely anything left to sit on but I have no cash for a new one nor can get that kind of chair anywhere so... 2 pillows under my butt have to be enough

What would you do if you thought someone was following you? try to lose them

[laughing-with-god]

My Kpop Unpopular Opinons

The ‘K’ in Kpop is there for a reason....

It stands for Korean. Not American. I might be the only one who gets annoyed by how much Kpop groups are outsourcing to America. Mainly BTS since they got the farthest. But it honestly has become such a poisonous thing to me. I am half Korean and my family is very patriotic of their beautiful country. And it’s almost a colonization mindset or cultural appropriation to take a countries’ gem (such as Kpop) and demand it be taken over to YOUR country, to demand that idols learn YOUR language, to say that because Bts got praise in America they MUST be the best Kpop group. Is America the only country that matters? Should new Kpop groups try hard to appeal to Americans while their fellow Koreans take a back burner? Why can’t you let Korea have its own thing and enjoy it without trying to make it into something that’s easier for you to digest?

Stop Supporting Youtube Channels who are Using Kpop for Clout

The Talko, Watch mojo, Reaction channels and even fucking TRISHA PAYTAS. Youtubers be using Kpop for clout bc they know it’s gotten popular lately. But you hoes are the demand to the supply. STOP GIVING THESE HOES CLICKS. on a regular day, you’d hate a fake fan but are all ready to watch some YouTuber who ran out of ideas use BTS to get some views. And the info that The Talko And Watch mojo use isn’t even groundbreaking! They’d be like “did you know that Suga’s real name is Yoongi?” sis....no. Support Kpop news sites that actually are about the Korean industry as a whole and not just getting your view by using BTS.

We need to talk about the Kpop industry being ‘problematic’ and ‘slave contracts’

Idols signed up for this lifestyle. They signed up for restricted freedom, dieting, practicing a lot and working almost 24/7. Am I saying it’s right? Not necessarily...I think if an idol is fainting, very underweight and not getting their 8 hours every night then obvi the company/management needs to be handled. But we need to calm the witch hunt for some companies bc your oppa/unnie is fully aware what their career entails. And instead of coming for SM or any particular company, strive for reformation of the whole industry.

Idols are sometimes problematic....and we need to call it out

This is mainly aimed towards the problematic comments some idols have made about skin tone. I’ve seen a lot of people become upset by Wendy’s blackcent or the blackface history of Mamamoo’s past and they have every right to be. A lot of fans come to their defense and say things like “in Korea, pale skin is valued more than dark skin. (Idol name) just didn’t know better.” Well...if they didn’t know better then we should teach them better! And don’t attack other fans who are genuinely hurt about the comments/actions. I watched an unpopular opinion video and they said “people who are quick to call an idol problematic are annoying.” I’m sorry but who are you to tell someone what they can and cannot be offended by? Esp when there are TONS of black/dark skinned Kpop fans whose very skin was just insulted....

Anaylsis videos/posts about your fav otp is problematic.

Calm down. It could be real and it could not be. I already talked about this on my blog before so I’m not gonna beat a dead horse. But you’re forcing a narrative to satisfy your little fantasy.

BTS SHOULD GET MILLITARY TIME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

In Korea, every man has to serve millitary time. It’s downright disrespectful to cherry pick a guy bc he’s famous and exempt him from his duties. Really? How the fuck should the rest of the Korean male population in boot camps feel that Jungkook got to skip his time bc he just so happens to have tons of fangirls who want to hop on his dick? Does fame get you everywhere? Is that the message you want to spread? Disgusting. If I see that in my feed, I’m blocking you hoes.

2NE1 and Big Bang ran so BlackPink and Bts could walk.

New Kpop fans want to act like Black Pink and BTS invented the fucking wheel. Wrong. Big Bang was a big inspiration to Bts and they were part of the first bridge between the western world and Kpop. Without Big Bang, Kpop wouldn’t be as big in America/other western countries as it is now. And if that didn’t happen, then Bts would loose the majority of its fan base now. And black pink is literally a copy of 2ne1, it’s not the girls fault but YG itself who knew they lost a big girl group. 2NE1 literally invented the girl crush concept and also made big leaps in the western world. Give credit where it’s due. Thank you, next.

Seungri shouldn’t have quit being an idol, he should’ve quit his businesses.

His businesses were the reason his whole scandal began. I’m not saying I was going to support him if he continued making music but like to come out and say “everyone, as punishment I’m quitting being an idol instead of the businesses that actually caused all this drama!” is the most un self-aware response.

If you stan one group, you aren’t a Kpop stan.

Korean Pop. Not BTS pop. Not BlackPink pop. Not EXO pop. Sis.....it’s like saying you know Spanish bc you can say ‘hola’. That’s a MOLESCULE to what the genre actually holds.

Big Hit not Allowing girl trainees is highkey sexist.

Yes, I’m aware of what happened to the one girl group that came from Big Hit. But honestly that’s a funny excuse. One bad thing happened and now he’s gonna ban all females? I remember this tweet that resided with me about the Empire actor faking a hate crime. It said “If one faked hate crime is enough to make you question and judge all the others....it’s almost as if you were looking for an excuse all along.” (Paraphrased.) all I’m saying is all women aren’t evil so why are the rest of inspiring girls wanting to be an idols getting punished?

Ladies, we need to treat our fellow women better.

I want to see more support for girl idols. I want us to raise them so they can be at the same level as some of these boy groups. I know we find Bts, Got7, NCT, Exo ect to be very handsome and charming but we shouldn’t abandon other women for the sake of pretty boys. Let’s hype them up. Girl groups can be talented too and we would want support if we were them. Feminists where are you when we need you??

NCT’s concept is a flop.

People don’t wanna stan a group whose members are endless and always changing. We want a group that we can relax with, grow with and truly form a bond with. This is unable to do when we constantly are seeing new faces and trying to remember names.

(This is not at all forced on anyone but I want to see some ppl’s unpopular opinions. @goldngguk @chimchimsauce @yn-dere @yeollie-yeollie if you guys wanna share any pls do, I’m all ears and tag me in it.)