#if you make me say purple burglar alarm i swear to god

[diah-the-demon]

my voice prob isnt gonna sound anything like you expect it to be

also my accent is kinda all over the place (it seems to change more than my gender at this point)

im not gonna do it rn but il do it in an hour or two tho since my parents are still awake and eh

you guys have no idea how hard i try to not type with my scottish dialect, its so feckin annoying sometimes.

but i do it for yall to understand me lol

[tonydadisbestdad]

Shadow - Part 1

Peter ParkerxReader

Word Count: 3094

Summary: You weren’t exactly a cat burglar, you only ever took one thing from the places you went, and you always took something in significant, just as a souvenir. That was until you ran into Spider-Man

Warning: There is quite a bit of dirty flirting in this, so if that makes you uncomfortable please don’t read.

Part 2

“So,” Tony said, in front of the group. “That’s what we’re up against, does anyone have a clue how we’re going to do this without anyone knowing we were there?”

No one answered him.

Tony sighed. “Come on, guys, no one has any ideas?”

“Why can’t one of us use stealth tech to look like someone else?” Steve asked.

“Because, they’re looking for it now. They’re taking extra precautions and I haven’t been able to get into their systems. This is time sensitive and dangerous, we can’t risk it.”

“There’s really no way any of us can get in and out?” Nat asked.

“What if Wanda used her mind control-,” Clint started.

“Then they’ll definitely know it was us.” Tony argued.

There was a collective groan.

Peter knew exactly what was needed, but he couldn’t bring himself to say it. There was no way you would go for something like this, you weren’t exactly on the good side. However, you weren’t all bad. He’d kept you a secret from the team for a few months now. He found you in the summer before starting college.

Your current close call consisted of a very loud alarm and you were not risking getting caught. You transported yourself to the roof of the building across the street just in the nick of time.

“You look a little lost,” A voice said from behind you. “Do you need directions? I’d be happy to escort you to the police.”

You jumped slightly and whipped around. Your eyes widened behind your mask.

Before you stood Spider-man, his arms crossed over his chest.

You smirked at him. From what you knew of him, he was a bit immature compared to the rest of the Avengers. Which meant he couldn’t be all that much older than you. He didn’t sound it either. Of course you could have easily escaped and it would have been like you never ran into him. But, you’d be lying if you said you didn’t want to have some fun tonight and Spider-Man was a great looking guy in his suit.

Peter couldn’t help but look you over, you were breathtaking. Your lips were perfectly painted a dark purple, and even though your eyes were hidden behind a mask he could still make them out. They were sharp and winged. Your all black outfit hugged every curve of your body and even though he knew you just stole something from the place you had been in, he still admitted that you were something else.

“I’d love some directions,” You started, before teleporting in front of him, close enough that you were pressed right against him. “Specifically on how I can get you out of this suit.”

The whites of his eyes grew large and he quickly took a step back. “W-what?” He stuttered.

You appeared behind him now. “But sadly, I have to go,” you said, in the dreamiest voice you could muster.

Spider-Man turned to face you, but you were gone. He quickly looked around for you, but you were no longer there. He wasn’t sure who you were, or what you were trying to do, but now you piqued his interest.

“Peter!” Tony called for the nth time.

Peter snapped out of his little flashback to find everyone staring at him. A blush drowned his face. “Y-yeah?” He asked, looking back to Tony.

Tony eyed him suspiciously. “You have something you’d like to share with the class?”

Of course he did, you would be such a big help in this situation, but no way. He could not let you be around the team. Not with the way you were. His thoughts drifted to a more recent interaction with you.

“If you play your cards right, you’ve got some pleasure coming your way tonight,” You said, appearing behind him on a patrol.

He’d now grown accustomed to your sudden appearances. He sighed and turned to face you. “I’m working,” He told you. In reality it was a slow night, you both knew it. But last time you had come much to close to really getting in his pants, and he might be turned on by you but he liked someone else. Sadly, he was growing to like you too. You were fun and daring, and he loved that you took so much control.

You pouted at him, teleporting to be against his side. “Do you like my new lipstick?” You asked innocently into his ear.

He blushed and sent a glance to your lips, they were now a maroon. “Y-Yeah…”

“Good,” You said, placing your hand on his chest. “But I bet it would look better smudged all over your neck and abs.”

Thinking about your lips anywhere on him easily had him under your spell.

“Come on, Spidey,” You whispered. “When are you going to give into me?” You teleported yourself to be wrapped around him.

In surprise his hands quickly flew to your ass to hold you up. “S-Sor-,” He started, quickly trying to shift his hands to your thighs.

You were faster than him though, you tugged the bottom part of his mask up to his nose and kissed him.

Steve shook Peter’s shoulder, once again pulling him out of his mental world, luckily just in time, if he thought any further he would be having a very different kind of awkward moment with the team.

Tony rubbed his forehead. “Peter you’re obviously thinking about something, can you please spit it out?”

Peter looked down and sighed. “O-Okay, y-yeah I think I know someone that can help us. B-but I don’t know if she’d be willing and I don’t really want her anywhere near you guys.”

“Oh,” Sam said, excitedly. “Does Peter have a girlfriend he’s not telling us about?”

Peter blushed deeply. “N-no! She’s not my girlfriend.”

There was a collective chatter amongst the team.

Peter groaned. “Guys really! I just… I don’t know if I can get her to help us. She isn’t exactly good, she’s not bad but-”

“Go get her,” Tony demanded.

“I-I don’t know where she is,” Peter admitted. “She only comes around at night and when she wants to.”

“Well,” Steve started. “You have tonight to find her, so I suggest you suit up.”

Peter didn’t like the feeling he got about this, but he knew he had to try for the team.

“What would you say if I asked you to go down on me right now?” You asked, popping up in front of Spider-Man.

Peter looked down at you, relief washed over him. It was later than usual and he was beginning to think he had no choice but to tell the team he couldn’t find you. Then, with your expectant look, he realized what you had just said to him. “Jeez, can’t you ever just say hello?”

You smirked at him. “I wish I could, but I can’t control myself around you. When I see you all I want to do it rip this suit off of you and fuck you.”

Peter took a step back away from you. He wasn’t here to fool around, he needed to stay focused. This was for the team.

You frowned at him when he stepped away. You could tell something was different tonight.

“I need to ask you something,” He started, seriously. “The Avengers need some help, and I think you’d be perfect for that task…”

You cocked an eyebrow at him. “Oh really?”

He nodded. “We need to get something out of this place and it’s too dangerous for someone to sneak in and try to get out fast. So, I thought maybe you could do it? Pop in grab what Tony needs and pop out, ya know?”

You were beyond surprised that he was asking for your help. He knew you weren’t into the hero thing. You also knew they must have been desperate if he was asking you.

“Please,” He asked, taking a step back towards you.

“And what do I get if I agree?” You asked, deviously.

The young man behind the mask sighed. “What do you want?”

You smirked up at him. “You,” You told him, stepping to be pressed against him. Your fingers toyed with the bottom of his mask. You tugged it up just to the top of his neck.

“You haven’t… given me an answer,” He whispered as you began kissing his neck.

You hummed as you began to leave a mark. “Neither have you,” you countered, moving to a different spot to leave a different mark.

“St-stop leaving marks,” He whispered. “I can’t have people knowing about this.”

“But they suit you,” You whispered into his ear.

Peter shuttered but didn’t stop you. “Please,” He begged quietly. “I can’t go back to them with a no…”

You bit down hard enough to leave a mark, earning a breathy moan from him, before pulling his mask back into place.

He looked down at you and as badly as he wanted you right then and there, he knew you had made your decision.

You offered him your hand. “You owe me, and I swear to God, if any of them try prying to find out who I am, I’m going to have to punish you.”

Spider-Man took your hand, he didn’t have the chance to respond because you teleported both of you in front of the tower.

He pulled you into the building and up to where the Avengers were waiting.

“Please don’t embarrass me,” he asked as you stepped off the elevator.

You smirked at him. “Oh, now you’re just asking too much of me.”

Peter groaned and pulled you towards the lab.

You were in awe of the place. You knew that it would be nice, with how much money Tony Stark put into it. But boy was it nice. You never dared to try to teleport in before, that was much too risky, now you were wishing you had. What it would be like to steal something from here for a souvenir.

“Guys,” Spider-Man said, as you followed him towards them. “This is Shadow.”

You received a few greetings before Tony jumped right to business.

“Hey, Spidey,” You whispered soon as you agreed to do what Tony needed you to do.

Peter turned around to look at you, he was across the lab with a few members of the team. He prayed you wouldn’t say anything too risque.

“Your ass looks great in this lighting.” You said in a tone that you knew only he would hear.

Peter groaned in annoyance.

“Did you say something,” Tony asked, as he walked you back over to the others.

You shook your head, a small smirk playing on your lips as the other member’s reacted to Peter’s groan.

“You okay,” Nat asked, eyeing him suspiciously.

Steve pat his shoulder. “I know you didn’t want to bring her here, but you know this was for the best.”

You settled in right next to him. “You’re coming with me right?”

“The whole point of this is so no one know’s we’re the ones doing this,” Tony stated. “I’m not risking sending someone else.”

You frowned at him. “Look, he’s the reason I’m here and I don’t do dangerous things like this. I want someone to come with me, what if I get stuck, I’m not going to be stuck alone. Look, you stick him in some dark clothes and a mask like mine and nobody’ll even know he’s Spider-Man.”

“You literally steal things everywhere you go!” Peter accused.

You shrugged. “Yeah, dumb stuff that no one will miss,” You argued.

“Maybe we should send him, Tony,” Steve suggested. “That way he can keep an eye on her if this is the case.”

Tony sighed. “Alright, alright.”

Peter couldn’t even argue. He left with Tony to find him something to change into and you waited with Nat and Steve.

“So,” Nat started, eyeing you suspiciously. “Are you and our boy dating or what?”

“Nat,” Steve scolded.

Nat rolled her eyes. “What? I’m just making conversation.”

“You’re prying.”

“It’s okay,” You said. “We aren’t dating. I just tease him… a lot.”

“Too much,” a response came from the entrance of the lab.

Your eyes widened, and something clicked for you. You knew him. How you hadn’t realized it before, he’d been your best friend since high school. You could have been wrong, but now seeing his hair, how could you be?

“Whoa,” Steve said. “What happened to your neck?”

Tony chuckled and pat Peter’s back. “A shadow got him.”

You couldn’t see his eyes but you could tell he rolled them.

“Can we get this over with, please?” Peter asked, you couldn’t believe you hadn’t even recognized his voice. It was exactly the same, especially when flustered.

You were so caught up in your thoughts you didn’t move when he offered you his hand.

His other hand reached up and rubbed the back of his neck. “Shadow?”

Now that you figured out who he was that name coming from his mouth to address you was strange.

You took his hand with your own shaky one.

“In and out,” Tony said, offering you and Peter a com link.

You slid it in your ear before concentrating on your destination. It was far, so you knew it was going to take a few tries to get there. When you finally did Peter watched your back and you quickly got what you came for. You focused again, it was getting harder, but so long as you made it close enough to the tower you would deal with walking. Sadly, you did miss it by a few blocks.

You stumbled forward and Peter easily moved to catch you.

“You okay,” He asked, pulling you up right.

You gave a small nod and took a deep breath. “Yeah, just, a lot when I’m teleporting so far away…”

“Can you hop on my back?” He asked. “I’ll swing us the rest of the way.”

As best you could and with his help, you wrapped yourself around him and he started swinging you both through the air.

“Guess what color panties I’m wearing,” You mumbled.

Peter blushed, if he didn’t have such quick reflexes you both surely would have hit the ground. “Shadow you can’t do that when we’re in the air like this!”

“I wore them just for you though,” You told him.

“Please, just keep quiet until this is over,” He begged.

“I need to stay conscious somehow, and what better way than being horny. Gosh, knowing you can completely overpower me makes me so horny.”

Relief filled him as he landed behind the tower.

You let your feet hit the ground but you let your arms hang loosely from his shoulders.

“Who knew you’d be into someone with such a dirty mouth,” Nat said into their com links.

Peter blushed deeply, he just about forgot that his team members could hear them. He turned around and picked you up, knowing that there was no way you were in any condition to make it upstairs.

You chuckled, mind still in a daze. “Apart from being sexy, Peter, you do some pretty cool shit.”

His eyes widened and he froze as he entered the building.

“She knows who you are?” Tony asked, shocked.

“What? No!” Peter said. “I-I don’t, I don’t know how!”

“Both of you, up here, now.” Tony demanded.

Peter quickly made it to the elevator and it started its journey up.

“You’ve only been my best friend for five years,” You mumbled, pulling your mask off. You knew now was probably the best chance for you to do it, before you had to face the adults that were waiting for you.

Peter looked down at you and started in disbelief. He didn’t know what to say.

You sighed and placed your head back on his shoulder. “I made things awkward didn’t I?”

“Can you just stop talking for once,” Peter asked.

You obeyed.

As soon as you were back in the lab Peter set you down in a chair. Your head was pounding, but at least you were regaining some form of thoughts. You gave Tony the device you stole and he immediately started questioning you.

They had to make sure they could trust you with Peter’s secret.

You gave them the answers they wanted and refused to look at Peter.

He hadn’t said a word, he just sat out of your peripherals and listened.

“Can I go home,” You asked, quietly.

“Yes,” Steve answered, before the overprotective Tony could.

You sighed with relief and walked to the exit. You were surprised when Peter got on the elevator behind you. You would have teleported, but you were still too drained.

“I’m sorry,” You whispered.

“When did you figure it out?” He asked.

“When I saw your hair earlier, but I promise not before that… God, I feel so stupid….”

“Yeah, well not as stupid as me. You recognized me right away and I didn’t even connect the dots. There were so many things. Your hair, your height, the way you smell… and I got tripped up over some lipstick and a mask.”

“Or did it trip you up because without the mask, I would never speak to you the way I have?” You asked, stepping out of the elevator.

Peter followed you, sure things were very awkward right now, but you had to talk about this and he didn’t want you walking home alone. “Now that you say that, yeah… I think that really is what threw me off…”

You were both silent for a few blocks.

Finally you broke the silence. “So… now that you know it’s me… I guess you realized you aren’t actually attracted to me, right?”

Peter looked to you in surprise. “I’m not comfortable with this conversation.”

You sighed. “I need you to be. Look, if things are going to be weird between us now, please just… just end it now… because I know it sounds strange, but it’s a lot of relief to know that the guy I’ve been kind of fooling around with, is the guy I’ve been crushing on for years that I never thought I’d have a chance with.”

Peter blushed and thought about your words. “I-I’m not ending any of it, Y/N. I feel the same way…”

You looked up at him, surprised. “What?”

He offered you a sheepish smile.

You looked up at your apartment building as you came to it. A smirk crossed your lips before you grabbed his hand and teleported into your room.

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