#if you look at my queue you will hit a nightmare frame 1 because of how much rob selfship art ive queued from this one person

[shepherdzcane]

4000 posts!

hurrah!!

have this rob from @the-regressor to celebrate my chronically onlineness and cuz i love him <3

[tangleweave]

Beneath the cut is the look of a man on vacation, but after just 8 hours away, would almost prefer to be back at work.

Cut for mun face, travel woes, language, and general grumpiness.

A lot of shenanigans happened. I flew several hundred miles (and boy are my arms tired!) and am currently in the D.C. area to attend a cousin's wedding. The flight was fine. Checking into the hotel was simple. DoorDashing food to the hotel at midnight is a treat. However, the car rental was an absolute fucking nightmare.

We joined a queue that was several lengths of cordon long, and after 20 minutes in that line got told, along with several others, to go from that line, manned by 4 clerks, to another line manned by just 1. Then, after those 4 clerks scrammed the remainder of their reduced queue, 3 of them fucked off for the night... and we stood in our alternate line for another hour and a fucking half, while everybody else whod been in the first line got to drive off. My other half was ready to aggressively shit on Budget's entire countertop.

And then we finally got to the counter... and can someone tell me how is this process cheaper using a credit card than a debit card? Credit comes from a big corporate payee -- fine, I get it, but you can fucking hit my debit card up for your cash just as easily! In order to allow the use of a debit card, Budget/Avis make you show them your return travel plans, pay an exorbitant deposit, and subject you to a soft credit check. Let's not even talk about how they upsell the goddamn insurance packages to half the cost of the original rental. The total about knocked me off my aching feet. It's twice the cost of the hotel room. Do I have the money? Yes. Do I like spending it in this fashion? Absolutely not.

I'm eating take-out now, and going to try to get some sleep before this whirlwind 3-day event begins.

But driving in the fucking hellscape that is Baltimore-to-D.C. is a bloodsport to a degree so vicious, Jason Statham would blink before making a movie here. So limiting exposure to liability in the event of a terrible accident on the 495 seemed like a wise choice. The whole ride, my other half was alternating between grabbing her Oh Shit handle and trying to provide meaningful navigational support... but I had to ask her at one point to bite her tongue because I wasn't in the frame of mind to accept concrit.

And my eyes are bloodshot because they'd had enough of my contacts.

FLOP.

[reallylonglies]

Taylor Swift - Demon Hunter: Part 1

It was when she had me in the headlock that I began to wonder if I might have struck a nerve.

Was it something I said?

I thought back through everything I had said to her that day.

“You look nice today.”

Wasn’t that.

“Have you done something different with your hair?” 

Pretty standard conversational fare, shouldn’t provoke this kind of reaction.

“Your boyfriend is a fire demon, and you need to exorcise him.”

I thought it might be that but then who can tell with teen girls, honestly? 

“Why are you mad?” I asked her, or at least tried to ask her. My voice was a little strained because her elbow was tightening on my throat and her hair was hanging over my face so that every time I inhaled I got a mouthful of it. 

“Why are you in my dressing room?” 

Oh, yeah. Maybe it wasn’t even the fire demon thing, maybe I was just intruding. Suddenly it all made sense. Mystery solved. Case closed. 

I made some strangled noises and tried to spit out a clump of blondeness but it wasn’t going to work. Country singers have big hair and now a good solid third of hers was clogging my airways. She was going to have to let me go if I was going to explain.

“You’re going to have to let me go for me to explain,” I whispered gently into her thoughts. It’s just mild telepathy, nothing fancy. I don’t have a nosebleed whenever I do it or anything.

She dropped me and shouted an expletive. It was uncouth, I was shocked and taken aback. You don’t hear that kind of language in the other realms.

“You can’t be shocked and taken aback, you’re the one who broke into my dressing room,” she shouted, her eyes had narrowed to thin slits of rage.

Perfect, I thought, we can use this.

“Use what? Who the hell are you?”

“See, this is why I don’t use the telepathy thing - once I get into the swing of it I start sharing thoughts I don’t want to and before long everyone knows where I’m going for lunch and there’s a queue for the burrito bar. It’s like inception. Suddenly everyone wants a burrito and I’m left at the back of the queue where the burritos are just wet tortillas filled with cold rice and the memory of beef.”

She kicked me in the face. She has really long limbs. 

“I will admit I should have explained myself better.”

“Yes.” 

She folded her arms and looked at me. There was an awkward silence before I realised it was now time to explain myself better.

“Have you ever heard of muses?” 

“Like the Greek myth?” 

“No, not the band. The Greek myth, you know, this is why my job has been hell since 1994… Oh, wait, you said myth didn’t you? That is the correct answer… That doesn’t happen often. Imagine if those muses were like the Greek myth except also they’re fire demons that possess men of influence and try to trick them into forming a global government of badness that will bring about the fall of mankind.”

“So not really like the muses at all then?” I liked her sarcasm, it was spunky, she’d need that in the hellscape. Demons love spunkiness.

“There are nine of them, plus assorted demons and servants. Can I move on to the good part?” 

“Is that the part where you leave my dressing room before I call the cops?” 

“No. It’s the part where I tell you that you, Taylor Alison Swift, are a Lightning Rod.” 

They never react the way that I want them to. It’s not like telling someone they’re a wizard and they get to go to wizard school. Tell someone that and suddenly you’re like their best friend in the world: it’s all fun and laughter and shopping for owls. Tell someone they’re a kind of magical exorcist and the fate of the world depends on them and suddenly you’re the bad guy. 

“Yeah, I’m calling security.” 

“Wait, wait, wait!”

She paused, her hand hovering over the phone. 

“Listen.” 

She did, I saw her eyes, once angry slashes of rage, grow wide. 

“What is that?” 

“That’s me. You can hear me.”

“No, it’s like music. Like a melody.”

“It’s the sound of me disturbing the dimensions by being here, you can hear it because you’re a Lightning Rod, Taylor,” I always feel weird about this bit, sometimes they can smell us, sometimes they can taste us on the air, but every once in a million years there’s one that can hear it. Every one of us, demons, sprites whatever, we have our own little tune. We know each other’s, but Lightning Rods don’t have them because they’re technically mortal. It’s like having someone who hates the internet scroll through your Instagram and tut. I think that’s what it’s like. I don’t show up in photos so Instagram’s not really my bag. Stupid demon laws. 

“What’s a lightning...thing?” she asked, her eyes a little misted as she concentrated on my tune. 

“It’s a kind of exorcist. The muses are drawn to you. You’re like catnip...Demon-nip if you will.”

Her gaze snapped back to me, fire in her eyes again.

“What does that mean, am I in danger?” she asked. She didn’t sound afraid, more angry, like this whole thing was just some big inconvenience to her.

“No danger,” I said, “If you let me train you.” 

“Ugh,” she sank into a chair, “Fine.”

********************************

New York, midnight. Rain falls. 

He cracks open his hotel room door and stumbles in. He doesn’t feel good. Who would, in his condition? 

“Hello John,” she whispers gently as the storm outside throws light across her face. She’s draped in a chair with it’s back to the corner of the room. The dress he left her in is gone, and she’s dressed all in black. A hood obscures most of her face. 

“I thought I just…” his drunken vision swirls to the hotel door. His memory takes him back on a stumbling journey through the lobby, out into the street, crying girl in a dress. 

“You left me to make my own way home, John,” she said. Her lips were blood red. 

“How did you…” he was on the 20th floor. The elevator had taken ten minutes. 

“I’m in good shape, John,” she looked at him, she was holding something silver and small. He wanted to look at her, and at the same time he wanted to close his eyes tight until she was gone.  

“What do you want?” with a sudden wave of discomfort he realised how much she was scaring him, this wide-eyed nineteen year old girl whose heart he’d been toying with. He looked around the room, she’d taken the mirror off of the wall above the mantlepiece, it was leaning against the fireplace. She’d scratched something into its surface. “What did you do with the mirror?”

“Do you remember when he came to you? He said he’d help you and you shook his hand, and you never saw him again.”

“What are you talking about?” he didn’t like her voice, it sounded different: powerful.

“And even though you never knew his name, you always remember that after that encounter everything started going right,” she stood up, her clothes were wet from the rain. She held out her hand, her nails sparkled. 

He didn’t want to touch her but something in him was compelled to reach out. 

Before he knew what was happening he was on his knees, her arm was tight around his throat and she was pressing something cold against his head. 

“Look up,” she said, wrenching his neck so his face was opposite the mirror. He did not expect what he saw. Two faces fought against each other on the surface of his skull. One moment he recognised his own deep set eyes, his square jaw. The next second, a different face, rounder, with odd, taught features seemed to pull against his skin and try to gain prominence. 

“Get out,” she said, but as he tried to get away from her she wrenched his body back into position, “Not you John.” 

She pressed the silver object harder into his skin, it hurt like hell. Something inside him was tearing. To his horror, the face in the mirror began to speak. 

“You can’t beat me Swift, they’ve all tried - even Aniston gave it her best shot, he likes having me here.”

“Sure,” she said, her grip tightening, “But how many of them knew your tune.”

She whistled. Two brief, one long, and then two more quick notes. Rising and descending in pitch like a small hill of sound. 

Something felt like it was splitting within him. Like his skin was pulling away from his whole body and falling backwards. In the mirror he watched as something horrifying emerged from his limp frame. She let him fall to the ground like a sack of rotten potatoes.  

“You’ve had your fun with him, asshole,” she said, and kicked the mirror hard. It shattered and burst into flames. 

He woke in a cold sweat. The mirror hung above the fireplace. 

A nightmare.

**************

“I just don’t think it’s fair to name-check him,” I said, reclining in an armchair. I liked her home studio. It was warm, my office in the Inbetween is cold and damp and the demon who sits next to me smells of actual brimstone. 

“Why?” she said, strumming her guitar pensively, “His demon, his song. Doesn’t the world get to know what he did?” 

“The demon or the man?”

“Both,” she stopped strumming and bowed her head, “Is it the muses that make them all assholes or do I have just awful taste.” 

“Look,” I said, putting on my most authoritative voice, “You’re the best in the business. You’re a talented exorcist. I hear back at the office they’re even making a pamphlet about you for us to give to the next generation of Rods. You’ll be an inspiration.”

“That is not an answer to my question,” she said, putting her guitar back into its stand and spinning around in her chair, “I’ve heard of guys battling their inner demons but I never knew I would be the one that had to do all the vanquishing. It’s exhausting.”

I always came to watch her record the songs. There was something exciting about watching the lights flicker and the room shake as she trapped a demon in a melody. She was the first aural Rod since the invention of recorded sound, this innovation was helping us keep some real pieces of work at bay in her pieces of work. 

As she hit that first line of the chorus I felt the ground quiver below me. Fabulous, a real spectacle. Something worth manifesting for. 

[mirrorreps]

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Hey ladies! I hope you’re ready for another replica handbag review. Today we’re looking at the replica Celine Nano Luggage bag! Celine is one of the most understated designer brands in my opinion, it’s very rare in my city to see a Celine bag out and about, whereas I can’t go 10 minutes without seeing a replica Gucci Handbag or a replica Louis Vuitton handbag!

Created in 2010, with its winged sides, unique design and multitude of leather types, sizes and colors available, nobody expected it to be such a hit. But here we are today, with the Celine Nano Luggage replica being an instantly recognizable handbag.

But is the replica a 1:1 mirror replica handbag? Is the leather quality good? Can the replica handbag factories get the symmetrical design right? Read on to find out all this and more…

Model: Replica Celine Nano Luggage

Size: 8 x 8 x 4 inches

Price (Auth/Replica): $2700/$215

Replica Celine Nano Luggage Photos:

Replica Celine Nano Luggage Quality Analysis:

I’ve gone and done it. I went and got another smooth leather bag! The replica Celine Nano Luggage comes in so many different leather types and colors. This time I decided to play it safe and stick with smooth and black. And girl, do I not regret my decision at all!

The leather quality is out of this world, smoother than silk, and not to mention the smell! But I will admit that this bag feels very delicate, so clumsy girls beware, it will be scuffed! The frame of this bag is amazing, considering it isn’t piped, it’s so structured. It holds its shape well and stands up by itself. The dimensions are also correct, and the weight is an even match.

The craftmanship on this bag is next level. I can’t spot any faults anywhere. The hands are even, sit up straight and feel comfortable to hold. The stitching is perfect all over the bag (and this is a bag which as a lot of stitching, especially on the exterior). The piped patterns on the exterior are perfectly symmetrical too. The hardware is color-matched and feels weighty and luxurious, the strap also attaches and detaches smoothly, without issue.

The zips, both on the external pocket and on the top slide open and closed super smoothly. The interior is plain, but everything is where is should be without any missed or double stitches. The Celine logo on the front is aligned perfectly and the same size as the authentic. The tag on the interior is also stamped deeply.

My friend has an authentic in smooth black leather too, so we compared hers and my replica Celine Nano luggage and she almost took the wrong one home! We had to compare it by the wear on her bag to confirm which was hers and which one was my replica handbag!

Shopping with this seller was great. I decided to try a new seller as I heard they had high quality replica Celine handbags. I was not disappointed, they were rapid to respond, there must be more than one person manning this account as at any time of day or night they responded almost instantly. Payment was fast via western union, and the package shipped out tracked via EMS within a few days. In a short week, I had this baby in my hands!

Advantages/Disadvantages: Instantly Recognizable

The replica Celine Nano Luggage must be one of the most immediately recognizable replica handbags on the planet. Any girl who knows anything about handbags will instantly know this bag, so be prepared for the attention it will garner.

Celine is one of the less common designer handbag brands. I believe this gives it a lot of credit, as you don’t see them everywhere as you would with other bags like the replica Chanel Classic Flap.

Zip Closure

Another lovely zip closure. I love the safety and security that comes with a zip. It’s greeat to know that no matter what, nobody can get in my bag without me knowing. As a daydreamer, space out a lot throughout the day while waiting in queues etc. So, having this extra layer of protection puts my mind at ease.

Exterior Zip Pocket

The Celine Nano Luggage replica has an external zip pocket. This is perfect for those moments where you need to be able to access something easily. I like to keep receipts in there. When I go to the airport, it’s a life saver for keeping your passport/boarding passes in. You constantly have to get them in and out, over and over again. This exterior pocket allows you to remain stylish, yet still be functional.

Detachable Strap

There is a detachable strap that hooks on the side hardware of the replica Celine Nano Luggage, allowing you to wear it over the shoulder, or crossbody. Be warned though, this strap is not adjustable and is also quite long.

Many shorter girls get around this by tying a knot in the strap to shorten it. You can also get it shortened professionally if you so please.

Surprisingly Spacious

Despite being a nano tote, this is a black hole bag. With one large internal compartment, it goes surprisingly deep. Every time I give someone my replica Celine Nano Luggage to inspect, every time they put their hand inside, you can see the look of shock on their face as the experience the depth.

For a casual trip out, it has more than enough room for all your essentials without having to downsize anything. There is even room to put an organizer in there. I recommend this, as it’s so deep, it can be hard getting to the bottom to fish something out if the bag is full.

Structured, but Soft

Despite being made of a soft, baby smooth leather, the Celine Nano Luggage replica is one sturdy bag. Having no problems standing up by itself, it maintains its shape no problem.

One problem is the delicacy of the leather. Smooth leather is great to look at, but a nightmare to handle. You always must be on your guard to ensure nobody bumps into you, or that you don’t scrape your bag on a rough surface.

No Feet

The only thing that would make this bag complete is a few metal feet on the bottom to protect the delicate leather from rough surfaces. With a bag like this, I always feel the need to rest it on a chair or a raised surface when I’m out and about, as I feel resting it on the floor will damage the leather. All replica designer handbags should take a note out of the replica Lady Dior’s book in this regard.

Sunglasses Tab

This a minor convenience, but when out and about it’s really handy. The replica Celine Nano Luggage has a little clasp on the exterior of the bag. This is for hooking your sunglasses on when not wearing them.

I never knew I needed this until it was sunny a few days ago, and I found out how amazingly convenient it was.

Is the Replica Celine Nano Luggage worth it?

If you’re looking for a fashionable bag to use for daily use, but also need a bag that can be pulled off at formal events, then the replica Celine Nano luggage is a good choice. It’s stylish, recognizable, rare and a true 1:1 mirror replica handbag. You can’t ask for much more.

The importance of versatility in replica handbags is understated. We buy replicas because most of us can’t justify purchasing the real thing, so a bag needs to see usage to be in my collection. I, and I’m sure many of you couldn’t justify purchasing a bag to use in just one situation. Therefore, I love the replica Celine Nano Luggage. Thanks for reading.

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Replica Celine Nano Luggage Review

Hey ladies! I hope you’re ready for another replica handbag review. Today we’re looking at the replica Celine Nano Luggage bag! Celine is one of the most understated designer brands in my opinion, it’s very rare in my city to see a Celine bag out and about, whereas I can’t go 10 minutes without seeing a replica Gucci Handbag or a replica Louis Vuitton handbag!

Created in 2010, with its winged sides, unique design and multitude of leather types, sizes and colors available, nobody expected it to be such a hit. But here we are today, with the Celine Nano Luggage replica being an instantly recognizable handbag.

But is the replica a 1:1 mirror replica handbag? Is the leather quality good? Can the replica handbag factories get the symmetrical design right? Read on to find out all this and more…

Model: Replica Celine Nano Luggage

Size: 8 x 8 x 4 inches

Price (Auth/Replica): $2700/$215

Replica Celine Nano Luggage Photos:

Replica Celine Nano Luggage Quality Analysis:

I’ve gone and done it. I went and got another smooth leather bag! The replica Celine Nano Luggage comes in so many different leather types and colors. This time I decided to play it safe and stick with smooth and black. And girl, do I not regret my decision at all!

The leather quality is out of this world, smoother than silk, and not to mention the smell! But I will admit that this bag feels very delicate, so clumsy girls beware, it will be scuffed! The frame of this bag is amazing, considering it isn’t piped, it’s so structured. It holds its shape well and stands up by itself. The dimensions are also correct, and the weight is an even match.

The craftmanship on this bag is next level. I can’t spot any faults anywhere. The hands are even, sit up straight and feel comfortable to hold. The stitching is perfect all over the bag (and this is a bag which as a lot of stitching, especially on the exterior). The piped patterns on the exterior are perfectly symmetrical too. The hardware is color-matched and feels weighty and luxurious, the strap also attaches and detaches smoothly, without issue.

The zips, both on the external pocket and on the top slide open and closed super smoothly. The interior is plain, but everything is where is should be without any missed or double stitches. The Celine logo on the front is aligned perfectly and the same size as the authentic. The tag on the interior is also stamped deeply.

My friend has an authentic in smooth black leather too, so we compared hers and my replica Celine Nano luggage and she almost took the wrong one home! We had to compare it by the wear on her bag to confirm which was hers and which one was my replica handbag!

Shopping with this seller was great. I decided to try a new seller as I heard they had high quality replica Celine handbags. I was not disappointed, they were rapid to respond, there must be more than one person manning this account as at any time of day or night they responded almost instantly. Payment was fast via western union, and the package shipped out tracked via EMS within a few days. In a short week, I had this baby in my hands!

Advantages/Disadvantages:

Instantly Recognizable

The replica Celine Nano Luggage must be one of the most immediately recognizable replica handbags on the planet. Any girl who knows anything about handbags will instantly know this bag, so be prepared for the attention it will garner.

Celine is one of the less common designer handbag brands. I believe this gives it a lot of credit, as you don’t see them everywhere as you would with other bags like the replica Chanel Classic Flap.

Zip Closure

Another lovely zip closure. I love the safety and security that comes with a zip. It’s greeat to know that no matter what, nobody can get in my bag without me knowing. As a daydreamer, space out a lot throughout the day while waiting in queues etc. So, having this extra layer of protection puts my mind at ease.

Exterior Zip Pocket

The Celine Nano Luggage replica has an external zip pocket. This is perfect for those moments where you need to be able to access something easily. I like to keep receipts in there. When I go to the airport, it’s a life saver for keeping your passport/boarding passes in. You constantly have to get them in and out, over and over again. This exterior pocket allows you to remain stylish, yet still be functional.

Detachable Strap

There is a detachable strap that hooks on the side hardware of the replica Celine Nano Luggage, allowing you to wear it over the shoulder, or crossbody. Be warned though, this strap is not adjustable and is also quite long.

Many shorter girls get around this by tying a knot in the strap to shorten it. You can also get it shortened professionally if you so please.

Surprisingly Spacious

Despite being a nano tote, this is a black hole bag. With one large internal compartment, it goes surprisingly deep. Every time I give someone my replica Celine Nano Luggage to inspect, every time they put their hand inside, you can see the look of shock on their face as the experience the depth.

For a casual trip out, it has more than enough room for all your essentials without having to downsize anything. There is even room to put an organizer in there. I recommend this, as it’s so deep, it can be hard getting to the bottom to fish something out if the bag is full.

Structured, but Soft

Despite being made of a soft, baby smooth leather, the Celine Nano Luggage replica is one sturdy bag. Having no problems standing up by itself, it maintains its shape no problem.

One problem is the delicacy of the leather. Smooth leather is great to look at, but a nightmare to handle. You always must be on your guard to ensure nobody bumps into you, or that you don’t scrape your bag on a rough surface.

No Feet

The only thing that would make this bag complete is a few metal feet on the bottom to protect the delicate leather from rough surfaces. With a bag like this, I always feel the need to rest it on a chair or a raised surface when I’m out and about, as I feel resting it on the floor will damage the leather. All replica designer handbags should take a note out of the replica Lady Dior’s book in this regard.

Sunglasses Tab

This a minor convenience, but when out and about it’s really handy. The replica Celine Nano Luggage has a little clasp on the exterior of the bag. This is for hooking your sunglasses on when not wearing them.

I never knew I needed this until it was sunny a few days ago, and I found out how amazingly convenient it was.

Is the Replica Celine Nano Luggage worth it?

If you’re looking for a fashionable bag to use for daily use, but also need a bag that can be pulled off at formal events, then the replica Celine Nano luggage is a good choice. It’s stylish, recognizable, rare and a true 1:1 mirror replica handbag. You can’t ask for much more.

The importance of versatility in replica handbags is understated. We buy replicas because most of us can’t justify purchasing the real thing, so a bag needs to see usage to be in my collection. I, and I’m sure many of you couldn’t justify purchasing a bag to use in just one situation. Therefore, I love the replica Celine Nano Luggage. Thanks for reading.

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