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channie-binnie · 1 month ago

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As a huge fan of The Sound album (that shit is so underrated the album has some of my most played SKZ songs), you bet I will be so fucking excited for the new Japanese album

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constarlations · 5 months ago

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Pokémon Timeskip Series: Battle Legend Lyra 🍒🍂

One of the two Johto-Kanto champions, Lyra is best known for her bright and cheery down to earth attitude both on and off the battle field! She likes to travel ALOT you can find her in coffee shops in Kalos or surfing the waves in Alola or just about anywhere with her Fiancé, Silver by her side and never turns down a challenge to a good battle (even if she accidentally sweeps the other person’s team whoops) Her favorite drink is boba tea, her birthday is March 4th, she has a crippling gatcha AND otome addiction, and is 165 cm tall but that’s all for text no one is gonna read aaaaaa-

Drew out my timeskip Lyra due to me wanting to update a few things in regards to her design (can’t believe it’s been almost two years since my timeskip designs HELP) but I hope you enjoy!

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#pokemon #Trainer Lyra #Pokemon hgss #Lyra pokemon #Art #Her team is actually inspired by my SacredGold run btw! Hence why she has a Glaceon ha ha #(and she has a Farigiraf and Phanpy as well but I forgot to put them sorry)#pokemon timeskip #hgss #-points at her- they don’t know she’s my favorite (next to dawn)#I love her design so much she’s so hello Kitty ok she’s sooooo strawberry shortcake alright #Minnie mouse looking ass I love her so fucking much #she and silver are married cause I said so #it’s actually vague in my verse if she’s the npc role btw cause she DOES have the hgss mom and Ethan has the GSC mom! Also I’m super biased #Kris is the only one who’s truly a npc lol (lab assistant)#My ethan is a blend of npc Ethan and gold so my Lyra is a bit of Pokemas Lyra but also my own hcs if that makes sense #Also she and Kris are sisters!!! V important!!!! They are hello Kitty and Mimi to me if you compare the two I’ll explode you with my mind!!#gotta upload my art on tumblr but I’m lazy as hell lmfao #anyways uhhhhh #Hanamaru kunikida vibes for her btw…. please listen to Akogare Ranraran for full Lyracore vibes for this image thx #ALSO…. LISTEN TO LOVELY LOVELY STRAWBERRY BY KUBO YURIKA FOR MAXIMUM VIBES OF MY LYRA INTERPRETATION THX #Ok bye lol #Ally draws stuff

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krashlite · 10 days ago

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"A stream through the valley to nourish these hills would lay all my troubles to sleep" A Field Song - Unfamiliar Things

Based off of CherriFire's designs!

#WHAAT two krash posts in one day???#don't get used to it lmao- I had this done a couple days ago #trafficblr #traffic smp #wild life smp #wild life fanart #It's been?? long enough that I'm not tagging the team as being spoilers pretty sure it's known by now #slight trafficshipping #inthelittlewood fanart #rendog fanart #inthelittlewood #rendog #treebark #was listening to unfamiliar things while making this so it's only fitting to assign it one of their songs :]#also I was a little evil with this one but idk if anyone's gonna catch it lmao #edit because I love them being in dresses so much (will be drawing them again)#I’m pointing directly at the both of them: you are now queer. you are both masculine and feminine in a customized combination #your relationship? also queer. nobody knows what’s going on with the both of you except you #friends?? married?? worse?? idk what it’s called but they’re a matching set

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australet789 · 3 days ago

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Calypso, baby, im so sorry people can't understand the nuance of your character being a an antagonist and 100% raping someone just because they want to justify liking you, and instead, ignore that men SA exists and try to claim they are cheaters

(and for the record, is canon that Odysseus told Penelope what happened to both Circe and Calypso and she understood and literally said "dont blame yourself for something you were forced to you" so suck it up)

#epic the musical #epic calypso #the odyssey #listen i dont like Calypso as a character but she is AN ANTAGONIST #she did fucked up shit she raped Odysseus #you can still feel compassion towards why she was in the island alone for 7 years #it's like saying Penelope was cheating on Ody for having 108 men in his house and she was very close to marry one of them #Telemachus goes and participate in The Challenge and said that he was going to marry HIS MOM #(even though that last bit was to taunt the suitors so they didn't suspect he was in kahoots with his dad and kill them all)#*alone for 100 years whatever

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rainesjupiter · 3 months ago

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Beneath the veil of the Moon, another pair of vows was made. Here we sow the catalyst for a mother's grief. For the Will's rage. For the Queen's madness. Now cometh the Age of the Stars.

#elden ring #elden ring godwyn #elden ring ranni #ranni the witch #lunar princess ranni #godwyn the golden #godwyn the prince of death #ramble in the tags you know the drill #my art #I am a LOVER of the theory that Godwyn mightve been in on the assasination #I dont believe it ONE bit BUT TO ME IT IS SO INTERESITING AND INSANE #because I love to think how the wouldve talked it out #rotating them in my head #DO YOU SEE MY VISION #my tragic shipping neurons went OFF and started imagining them as married and bonding over their grievances about the Order #listen JUST LISTEN #you canNOT tell me godwyn 100% was for the GoldenOrder #he lost his brothers and his dad got replaced by some random war champion guy whos like the face of the GO #I'd be Angry and Upset ngl #DO YOU SEE IT CAN YOU HEAR ME #...i might lose followers for this jejejejejje

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zarnzarn · 2 months ago

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(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)

athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

#odysseus disappears midway because athena plants one on him so hard his soul evaporates #(strategic to make him stop from coming after them and also from passion she forgot to hold back for once)#(and also shes maybe possibly in love and cant wait to get vengeance on Calypsos bitch ass who hurt him so much for so long)#penelope has had to deal with calypos afteraffects for literally the rest of their lives. from flashbacks to odysseus inconsolably crying #at her feet for forgiveness some days even though shes always said frim the first moment that it wasnt his fault #the rest of the gods have to chase them down to prevent them from eternally torturing calypso (goddesses cant die <3)#athenas blazing mad and sick with guilt and horror. she couldn't attack before because it would be seen as an attack from olympus #but as a wife! as two wifes! no political implications there no holds barred calypso gets her ass BEAT #but also pls imagine them chasing her and gods chasing them round and round the island while screaming #odysseus wavered like 17 times on whether to ask hermes for a lift there or not but goes in the end #their honeymoon in truth ends up being on ogygia #athena lovingly and seductively teaching penelope how to fillet a person both of them covered in ichor #odysseus with a hand over his mouth blushing grinning tears in eyes torn between turned on and terrified to be back and crying coz they lov #him that much.#((he goes to her just before they leave in the cave she used to drag him to. she can barely hold herself up and hes shaking to approach))#((but he's stronger now. settled and satisfied and content. he kneels by her and sets down bandages next to her.))#((i told you i was married he says. and because his truest weapon is his tongue- if youd just listened i wouldve found us both a way out))#she sobs and he leaves. the scars will never fade fully but he feels lighter as he steps out into the sun where athene and pen are waiting.#bloodsoaked and being shouted at by hera but smiling at him widely and gleefully as he approaches. takes a hand each and presses him btwn.#he squeezes back with a smile and leans into them. his beautiful horrifying wives #odypenath #odypenetha #odysseus #penelope #athena #odypen #odyath #penath #epic the musical #love in paradise

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 years ago

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This is the start of something new

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#Poorly Drawn MDZS #MDZS #wei wuxian #lan wangji #season 1 #*I never knew that it could happen till it happened to me*#Listen there were so many good scenes I wanted to draw and maybe one day I will but dang #sometimes when there are too many good moments to draw in a summary comic you have to abridge them into something that gets the vibes #The teen boy shenanigans that wwx drags lwj into are fine and good and *funny*#but they are also 15 and 15 year olds will say whatever comes to mind whether its well formulated or not #Less of a gay awakening and more of a moment of realizing that theres a door labeled 'homosexual thoughts' in the back of the house #and someone just threw a baseball into the window of it #poor lwj for he now spends the rest of his teen and young adult years haunted by this moment #only to cultivate it into a garden in which he will one day marry this man #Live your life in a way that would make teen you implode -> my daily advice column wisdom #Side note: this comic is vertical because I...ran out of space on my page. I have been meaning to experiment though #might continue like this? Maybe...

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its-your-mind · 2 years ago

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John: hey arthur there’s a poster over there for a film. It looks pretty good. We should go see it!

Arthur: no

John: I fucking knew you always hated me you selfish piece of shit. I hope you starve to death. I hope everything goes horribly fucking wrong for you. How fucking dare you treat me like a prisoner. I hope you never have anything good happen to you ever again. Whore.

#john malevolent #malevolent #malevolent spoilers #malevolent part 29 #malevolent 29 #listen I know this is the second post I’ve made about this scene but I swear to you I was rolling on my bed dying of laughter #I straight up had to PAUSE THE PODCAST #fuck they’re really an old married couple I love them so much

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puppyeared · 4 months ago

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learning abt friendship decay and "not reaching out to your friends for months at a time unprompted is not neurotypical behaviour" has me feeling a certain way

#experiencing some BIG FEELINGS OVER THIS REVELATION #listen i have never ever been bothered abt not seeing someone in a while or making time to talk to them bc in my mind its like not thst muc #time has passed. i mean it with every fibre of my being that when im like 'oh its ok even though we havent talked in a while and have our #own things going on it doesnt mean we're not friends anymore since we left things on a good note 8 months ago' i sincerely believe that #and for the longest time i just thought everybody makes peace with it at some point and not automatically assuming the other person doesnt #wanna talk to me anymore or smth. my longest lasting friendships are with ppl who work the same way i just thouhght that was normal #whatever organ everybody has that makes them reach out to their friends and plan hang outs i probably dont have it #i was already hesitant to ask out Alex bc i spend almost every waking hour doing smth that isnt talking to ppl unless they happen to be in #the vicinity. and at first it was bc i planned on making sure i had everything set up so i dont get stressed out and do it one at a time #but then i find out theres a friendship decay mechanic? and after dating and marrying someone you lose -10 friendship points for every #day u dont talk to them?? actually ive probably been losing friendship points this whole time without knowing bc of this?????#and i notice a lot of my own habits are also reflected in how i play bc ive been avoiding getting close to pierre and marnie since its more #of a professional relationship. like i know theyre npcs but im approaching it the way i would in real life its fucking nuts #i think its a little relieving im playing /as/ a character than myself bc as im playing im just making up little interactions in my head #than approaching things the way i would myself so it takes a bit of the stress off trying to put myself in there as a spectator. but well #being in a relationship demands a certain amount of energy even more so when theyre things that already take up energy on its own #like making time to talk to your partner and make sure they know theyre loved. i dont always have energy to put all my mental focus into it #and this is true for real life so im not really bothered by not dating anyone. but when its a game and i want my character to be with someo #and i know its fully optional and i know i could just apply the same logic to this i dont /want/ to. sometimes i want to experience #the same things other people do at least to a certain degree without the same emotional andmental stakes #no offense krobus #yapping #stardew #stardew valley #puppy plays sdv #sdv #this game has me by the ankles man

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its-short-for-jackalope · 9 months ago

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Drawing request drawing request! If u’d like, can u do Holloduke/Holloweane? If not that, then maybe Chumby, the Hatchetfield Ape-Man with Willabella Muckwab. Put ‘em in a room together and see what happens haha!

Just run away with me, [I] won't feel so alone

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idonsul · 2 months ago

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What do you guys know about doomed siblings??

This was a prompt I took through @asoiafpalestine If you’d like something similar to this, donate $15 CAD or more to Siraj’s campaign (link and more info on the account).

#I was listening to in a week by hozier while making this and it made me incredibly sad #The thought that they’re probably the only people that understand each other (being siblings and all that) but having an ocean between them #because they were forced to marry??? crazy #if you have more thoughts about this please share and make me cry #yes that’s a fly on Aegon’s nose #asoiaf #asoiaf fanart #a song of ice and fire #a song of ice and fire fanart #house of the dragon #hotd #hotd fanart #helaena targaryen #helaena the dreamer #queen helaena #aegon ii targaryen #helaegon #helaegon?#idonsul

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ash-and-starlight · 4 months ago

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“im glad that at least one of us has maternal instincts” zhu when i fucking get you >:(((

#ma was so happyyy with the kid oh my goooooddddd #rlly i REMEMBER when i finished reading swbts i was rooting for zhu/ma messy divorce in the second book dkfgjdk #when zhu is like oh i know that every step in my journey to greatness will only bring suffering to ma but well. sucks to be her ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#MA BABY LISTEN TO ME NOW DUMP HIS AAASS!!!!#i was at least hoping ma would yell at her until zhu realized she fucked up big time but alas :(((#once again tragedy of characters bound to society's roles :(((#fr in a kinder future modern au ma should dump zhu's ass a few times #and then get back together with them juuuusttt as baoxiang is gearing up to shoot his shot #laying his heart at her feet and she's just like ah that's so sweet of you but uh. the call of toxic lesbian situationship was too strong #you see i'm 95% of zhu's morality #we're getting married tomorrow <3 #and so ma is off getting 6 orgasms in a row while wbx is once again rebounding on mid nefarious sex with ayushiridara #u see the vision #anyway ONTO HWDTW WHO'S READY FOR THINGS TO GET MUCH WORSEE??? YIPPPEEEEE #tre reread #send post

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daenystheedreamer · 6 months ago

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aegon and jace if they just went to the club where they belong

#draingon gang..#hotd #i really think some of the most bisexual men alive are drain gang fans so if you want one as a bf you should start listening to the most #annoying music ever. though i think ecco2k at least is for real some type of gay. probably allof them even the one thats married #jacegon #tagging LMFAO

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that-really-dungeons-my-dragons · 10 months ago

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I just need to share my vision:

The albatrio finally reunite after their separate quests. They're so happy to be together. Everything is great. But Jay notices something is... well, odd about them. More odd than usual. She jokes to Chip, "what, did you two kiss again or something?" And again, she cannot stress enough that this was a JOKE. But Chip is turning 18 different shades of red and now she's intrigued because there's obviously a story.

"We kind of...got married?" Chip will squeak out.

"... and you didn't ask me to be your best woman?" She's a little offended.

"What? No, it's not like-- it wasn't a REAL wedding, it was just... Gill's goddess really likes marriage or something. She protects newlyweds? We had a big fight coming up and Gill's like, ordained for this kind of stuff, so we just sort of... you know? It seemed logical at the time."

"... ... you got married for TAX PURPOSES?"

"Battle purposes, yes," Chip says. "And we're both still alive so clearly it worked."

She stares at him. And then it dawns on her. "Oh my God and Gill doesn't believe in divorce--" She grabs Chip by the shoulders. "You got trapped in a marriage AGAIN. How does this keep happening to you?"

Gill walks by, blissfully unaware of the entire conversation, and cheerfully kisses Chip on the cheek like it's nothing. Chip discovers a new, 19th shade of red in which to turn.

Jay bursts into hysterical laughter. "Good to have you back, Jay!" Gillion says, and keeps walking.

#jrwi riptide #jrwi fnc #'gill's goddess likes marriage' is how I'm flavoring the +2 bonus to ac the ceremony spell gives #though technically speaking i don't think it would work because the wording says you can't benefit from it again unless you've been widowed #so even though chip dying ended their marriage i think he could only get the bonus if Amanda died?#idk up to the dm #anyway #thanks for coming to my ted talk #listen i ship fnc but i also think them ending up married WITHOUT being together would be HILARIOUS so for comedy purposes this would be 👍

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alyona11 · 10 months ago

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AU where Narvin suggests Leela to formally marry him for the facilitation of the visa renewal and also for paying taxes

#gallifrey audio #gallifrey #leela/narvin #you know it's the only option for them to get married #narvin just comes one day being like 'listen it's a lot of yearly paperwork i have to fill do you mind if?'#and she is like 'yeah fine whatever'#and then in war room 3 somebody will be like 'leela go get your husband' and leela is like 'i don't have a husband *flashback* oh wait #maybe i do'#maybe this is why she said 'this is narvin he is my...narvin'#xDDDDD #leela of the sevateem #narvin

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backpackingspace · 5 months ago

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Young odysseus convincing everyone Ithaca is nothing but a poor island with rocks and goats to avoid any raids/conquerors/so he doesn't get murdered for talking to Helen bc "it's not like he's a real choice"

Young odysseus falling in love with Penelope at the same event: wait. Wait shit I fucked up hold on just hear me out

#the odyssey #Odysseus #Penelope #Pre-canon(?)#odypen #Odypen meet ulgy #When the cute “bumpkin” boy wants to marry you but only brought 3 goats for your cousins gifts #AND you caught him spying on your family #There's like a single line in the odyssey where I think some god is narratoring (not 100% sure)#And they have a well actually interjection moment to explain how Ithaca isn't just one island it actually has a shit ton of land #And is technically richer then every other country #Which honestly just makes it funnier that odysseus was like welp time to beg again with zero issues for 10 years #But it will never not be funny to me that young odysseus really shot himself in the foot with Penelopes family for the start #Like clearly it worked out but I bet Penelope father HATES him #Listen odysseus showed up to Helen's courting for the drama ONLY he never planned on marrying her #Bc he knew her husband would be murdered immediately #My man showed up for the drama and stayed for Penelope #Otp #I love them #And need more of these two being rat bastards to each other and LOVING it #Listen neither one of them has let a single thing go in their whole life and they like that about the other #Odysseus going to buy anything for his wife ever #Penelope: Oh my can we afford that this is just a simple rock island with a few goats #Odysseus: dressed head to toe in very very rich cloth that his wife made #Ithaca with the fastest ships bc ody designed new ones #Penelope: literally dripping with jewels that were MAYBE stolen (shut up you can't prove anything and Penelope likes it when he's a bastard #Odysseus: you're so right my bad that was so irresponsible for getting you a gift. Perhaps your father would like to pay instead?

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