#if you know after who i named radahn's dogs in this one...
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Chapter 11 of Demigods Groupchat is up on AO3
#elden ring#oc: sniffy the snek#<- he gets a full tag now#melina#ranni the witch#black knife tiche#starscourge radahn#rykard lord of blasphemy#miquella the unalloyed#if you know after who i named radahn's dogs in this one...#then you have further proof of his horsegirlyness#my writing#fic update
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Cry me a river, your attempts to humanise the demigods of Elden Ring makes me laugh.
These guys are powerful and intelligent beings that have their own goals and ideals and very selfishly pursue them and do not care who they trample on to achieve their goal.
Even the kindest, Miquella, despite what he wanted to achieve, a better world for all, would have been built on killing those who did not submit to the order.
The Golden Order is built on a genocide after Marika suffered to deeply at the hands of the Hornsent. Mohg is out there doing what he needs to do for his Dynasty. Radahn let his nation rot (although I don't think that was of the plan lol) so he could have his glorious death and then get to fight in an endless war. Ranni triggers the shattering, killing her half-brother to escape her flesh and control of the Two Fingers. Morgott is holding onto an oppressive order refusing to allow any change to happen. Rykard fed himself to a serpent and continues to eat those loyal to him. And Malenia is sleepy.
We as the Tarnished rold in and we decide which order we align with and proceed to kill everyone else that opposes it. Elden Ring isn't black and white so I don't know why people pretend it's so simple when there's so much to unpack and discuss.
I suppose a lot of people think if you like certain characters it means you become a glowing endorsement of their actions? No one thinks that, if you like the evil blood lord power to you I think you have the right to love Mohg without the need to strip away all the components that make him Mohg.
Anyways who is getting raw dogged by [insert elden ring character name]
#elden ring#miquella#shadow of the erdtree#promised consort radahn#general radahn#marika the eternal#messmer the impaler#malenia#i think you should enjoy whatever character you like#who cares#i love morally grey things#who wins the elden ring twerk off
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Elden Ring AU concept: “Meeting” the Demigods
Elden Ring Spoilers
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The Tarnished walks up to the two dead fingers atop the Divine Tower of Limgrave. They don’t, really know how to approach the image in front of them of a floating Rune that seems to resemble what they retrieved from Godrick. Truth be told, before coming to the Lands Between, the only thing they’d ever known of it was from tales passed down in their family, which were from long ago when the Tarnished were first cast out. But they then approach, and reach out curiously, before a loud noise is heard and the Rune’s power is restored
And the Tarnished relaxes, until they hear a familiar, unwelcoming voice
Godrick: Foul Tarnished, what have you DONE to me?
They then look around, freaked the fuck out
Tarnished: Who the hell-?
Godrick: Do not act as if you cannot HEAR ME, FOOL
Tarnished: Oh GOD ARE YOU IN MY HEAD?
Godrick: No, I’m in your damned sock drawer- OF COURSE I’M IN YOUR HEAD
Tarnished: Ohhh Gods I think I’m gonna be sick
Godrick: Oh don’t you DARE vomit when I CAN FEEL IT AS WELL
Tarnished: Oh gooddddds we share sensory as well, hoh nooo- how do I get rid of you
Godrick: Well, can you get rid of my Great Rune?
Tarnished:… I think I absorbed it so-
Godrick: Then you can’t get rid of me
Tarnished:… Well. I believe that the best way is for us to be mature about this, and- Gods I can’t keep that up you absolutely suck
Godrick: NOW LISTEN HERE YOU INSIGNIFICANT WHELP-
They then spent the next 3 hours cussing each other out at the Tower’s Grace. And the first pair was created
The Starscourge
About a week or so later of the 2 going through the world, they eventually made their way around Liurnia, and then once the Tarnished felt brave enough (No thanks to Godrick mind you), they eventually went through Caelid, fighting dogs, birds, rot, and eventually made it to Redmane, where they participated in the festival to battle Radahn. In which Godrick occasionally offered advice, which usually consisted of “Hide Behind the big bad wolf” or “Let the Pot take the hit for you” and his most useful tip, when the General came from the sky, “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” in high note. And eventually, they defeated Radahn and claimed his Great Rune. And after going through Caelid’s divine tower, they reached the top.
Tarnished: So what’s he like, Radahn?
Godrick: Well, from what I remember-
Tarnished: Oh that’s right, you hid in your castle from him! Nevermind!
Godrick: I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE LITTLE WRETCH KNOWN AS HAIGHT IS NOT A VALID SOURCE
Tarnished: Oh, so you didn’t hide from him then?
Godrick:… just activate the damn thing already
Tarnished: Alright then, here we go!
Godrick:
Tarnished:
Godrick:
Tarnished:
Radahn: What’re we waiting for?
Godrick: AHHH
Tarnished: GODS, WHAT?
Radahn: Hah! Apologies, but I felt like I’d just woken up from a long dream, and the two of you just seemed so nervous, so I followed my old teachers advice and lightened the mood with some humor!
Godrick: Well that would work if you weren’t so DAMNED TERRIFYING
Radahn: Oh Godrick, everything is terrifying to you!
Godrick: Why you-
Radahn: Ah, apologies, I have forgotten to introduce myself. My name is Radahn, son of Rennala.
Tarnished: Well, for one whose title is Starscourge, you’re much more… pleasant than I’d believed
Radahn: Yes well, you did free me from what felt like a horrible, unending nightmare, so I figure that by courtesy, I should extend my thanks. But uh, what is Godrick doing here?
Godrick: I’ll have you KNOW, Radahn, that after becoming Lord of Limgrave, I ruled with an iron fist, and I became a being beyond anyone’s reach, and then, and THEN I-
Tarnished: I beat him and activated his rune. Now he’s in my head like you!
Radahn: I see
Godrick: I TOLD YOU TO STOP INTERRUPTING ME-
And so our duo becomes a trio.
The Omen King
After an excruciating trek through Leyndell and its cramped corners, and a damned Ghost of Godfrey which turned the 2 demigods into fanboys in the Tarnished’s ear, they finally defeated Morgott and made their way to the Divine Tower
Tarnished: So you’re telling me he guarded your tower from Tarnished and you didn’t even realize he was there?
Godrick: I had bigger things to worry about at the time, FOOL
Radahn: Bigger than your uncle? Who is the literal king of Leyndell?
Godrick: Quiet you big oaf… but how long do you think before he says “Foul Tarnished”
Radahn: Don’t you think that predicting your uncle’s speech based off of the one time you’ve met him is a bit rash?
Godrick:…really?
Radahn: Ok fine, I bet it’ll be after 2 sentences
Godrick: I bet in the first one
Tarnished: Ok guys shut up, I’m activating it.
Godrick:
Radahn:
Tarnished:
Morgott: Who dares to- oh you little whelp
Godrick: damn
Tarnished: Hello, Margaret.
Morgott: My name is MORGOTT YOU FOOL.
Radahn: Here it comes
Tarnished: I know, I just don’t particularly care!
Morgott: Hmph! Just the etiquette I would expect from a Foul Tarnished
Godrick: DAMMIT
Radahn: HAH
Morgott: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU IDIOTS LAUGHING IT?
Tarnished:…Oh this is gonna be fun
And that adds up to 4
The Blasphemous Serpent
After an arduous amount of Tarnished-killing, which Morgott was slightly enjoying, and tears spilled by Radahn, The Tarnished, and Godrick over Diallos and Jar Bairn in Jarburg, with Morgott confused about who any of these people were, they finally slew the Serpent. And then went to the Tower
Tarnished: Ok, here we go
Morgott: What’s wrong, Godrick? You’re uncharacteristically quiet
Godrick: Oh nothing, just reconsidering the whole, Grafting ideology after what we just witnessed
Tarnished: What? I thought you’d love seeing a fellow abomination who consumes others and adds them to themselves!
Godrick: Quiet, tarnished
Radahn: I’m honestly just looking forward to seeing Rykard again, I mean honestly, he was one of the few things I regret leaving behind when I went to Caelid
Rykard: The fheeling is mutual, brotha
Tarnished: GODS FUCK
Morgott: Indeed, they do
Godrick: GODS HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
Radahn: Rykard! You’re here
Tarnished: And you kept the bloody voice
Rykard: I see no problem wiff thish
Tarnished:… I’m going to hate sleeping aren’t I?
And then there were 5
The Lord of Blood
After finding a random Sending Gate in the Consecrated Snowfields, the group found themselves in a palace of blood, which they soon discovered to be the home of Mohg, Lord of Blood… which prompted Morgott to have extreme embarrassment from his brother essentially becoming the Biggest Edgelord in the family. Like if you and your friends visited your brother only to find out he was a cultist. But eventually, they defeated Mohg, and went to activate his rune
Godrick:…So are we just not going to discuss the egg with an Empyrean in it?
Morgott: Quiet, upstart. What we saw there we can do nothing about
Radahn: I just wonder what the hell happened to Miquella, he seemed so… different
Rykard: Indeed, it was as if Mohg had corrupted him somehow
Tarnished: Well we can ask right now! Hey Mohg?
Mohg: Yes?
Godrick: EEEEK
Radahn: I think I just heard glass break
Rykard: Hello there Mohg, big fan of your aesthetic I must say
Morgott: Quiet, snake
Mohg: Is that you, brother?
Morgott:… yes, Mohg, it is
Mohg: Gods it has been a long time
Morgott: Yes, I know
Mohg: Do you still pray to the Erdtree every night?
Morgott: SHUT UP, MOHG
And that made 6
Malenia The Undefeated(Addendum made by Radahn)
After going through an illusory town, traveling through a tree, and eventually reaching the very bottom, the Tarnished was face to face with Malenia. Who claimed to have never known defeat(Which Radahn heavily disagreed with). And after try after try after try, eventually, she was defeated. And they went to activate the Rune
Godrick: Well, it sure will be useful to have someone who’s never known defeat on our team, eh Radahn?
Radahn:…
Morgott: Very true, we’ll have someone who truly knows the art of battle on our side
Radahn: …
Rykard: Ok now come on, running away doesn’t mean she didn’t lose
Radahn: EXACTLY, THANK YOU
Tarnished:… my fucking ears
Morgott: What’s wrong with you, Mohg? I’d have figured a loudmouth such as you would be jumping in on this
Tarnished: He probably wants to go unnoticed by Malenia
Godrick: Oh yes, I almost forgot he stole Miquella
Mohg: I’m hoping she will fail to notice my presence
Tarnished: So you’re never going to speak again?
Rykard: That seems silly
Malenia: Agreed
Mohg: AAAGH-
Tarnished: Hello Malenia, how are you?
Malenia: Well, it feels good to not be consumed by Rot all day, so that’s a plus. And if there’s anyone who I had to sacrifice my perfect streak to, I’m glad it was you
Radahn: So does running away just count as a win for you?
And immediately all semblance of peace was lost as the demigods argued. And while it may have seemed dysfunctional, the 8 individuals eventually formed a camaraderie, considering each other close, with the Tarnished being a common friend to them, even if some would never admit it(Morgott and Godrick the biggest fuckin tsunderes)
#elden ring au#elden ring#elden ring spoilers#malenia#malenia blade of miquella#radahn#starscourge radahn#praetor rykard#rykard#morgott the omen king#morgott#margit#luminary mohg#mohg lord of blood#godrick the golden#godrick the grafted#godrick#tarnished#elden ring demigods
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