#if you justify your answer in the tags i am kissing you sweetly on the mouth

[stabbyapologist]

People who put the funniest in the tags are my kind of people, stg

[amazingmsme]

Hide and go Hammock

AN: Cheesy title I know, but this fic is so damn cute & full of love! I really recommend watching Raising Hope if you haven’t already. It’s on Hulu & is hands down one of the funniest shows ever created, & is pretty progressive especially for when it came out. Tagging @secretblog1212 cause they’re the only other person I know who likes this show. Without further ado, here’s my extremely self indulgent fic.

Jimmy couldn't be happier now that he and Sabrina were together. She was the girl of his dreams, and definitely way out of his league. She was beautiful, smart, funny, just everything about her was so endearing, especially all her quirks. She might've been embarrassed, but he thought it just made her cuter. But there were some that she wasn't afraid to show, even in front of other people. Short little snippets from their relationship on full display no matter where they were.

See, Sabrina was a very hands on type of person. She was a tactile learner, always talked using her hands, and she liked knowing how things felt, so you could catch her running her palm over an interesting looking surface. It only made sense for that to transfer to their relationship.

At first Jimmy was shocked at just how handsy she could be. As it turns out, the small brunette could be quite possessive. While she may not like kissing in public, she had no qualms with showering him with physical affection. Especially once she found out just how ticklish he is. 

She was utterly delighted the first time she poked his side and heard him squeal. She'd made a game out of attacking him at random times no matter where they were, and that was before they started dating. Now, she was truly a monster.

Jimmy was watching tv with Hope, zoning out as she watched Spongebob. Sabrina walked into the living room, spotting her boyfriend from behind the couch.

"Hey Jimmy," she said, expecting to get his attention. When he didn't respond, she smirked, creeping up behind him. She leaned down and blew a loud raspberry on his neck, immediately drawing him out of his head and back to reality as he burst into giggles.

"Whahat?" he asked as she pulled away, rubbing his neck.

"I said your name but you ignored me," she justified.

"Oh come on, you know I zone out! If you say my name less than three times that's on you," he said, as though that would suffice. She placed her hands on her hips, "Oh is that so?"

That was weird, her voice was different. Why was her voice different? That usually meant-

He whipped around to look at her, a fearful look in his eyes. Her hands were already held out in front of her in the shape of a claw. He scrambled to his feet, making sure to keep the couch between them. Hope looked at her Dad, wondering what he was doing.

"Now wait a minute."

"Okay, what am I waiting for?" she asked. Jimmy furrowed his brows, not expecting her to be so patient. "Uhhh," while he was distracted, Sabrina lunged to the side, ready to go around the couch and grab him. He jumped into action, moving to keep the same distance around the couch. Hope curled in the corner to watch, a bright smile on her face.

Jimmy's smile was just as wide, if a bit nervous. Sabrina faked left before dashing around the other side, causing Jimmy to nearly run right towards her. He caught himself at the last second and spun around, dashing towards the kitchen. If it weren't for Sabrina's short legs, she would've had him.

Unfortunately for Jimmy, his parents were in the already crowded kitchen. Virginia watched him dash by her with a puzzled and judging look before going back to her plate of nachos. Even more unfortunate, Burt was blocking the other doorway. He saw his son coming and took a crouched stance, blocking his path intentionally now.

"Ooo, are we playing ball-less football again?" he asked.

"Dad move!" he yelled, shoving past him as Sabrina dashed past Virginia, hot on his heels. She ducked down and ran underneath his arm before either of them could even think to ask what was happening.

Burt blinked a few times, looking to Virginia for answers she didn't have. "What was that all about?"

"Beats me. Maybe they're twitterpatient like in Bambi," she guessed. Burt looked over his shoulder in the direction that they ran.

"Yeah, that must be it."

Jimmy was no track star, but at least he was fast enough to not get caught. He'd made it outside and was met with a dead end. The yard was small and mostly barren with few places to hide. He could hear her footsteps getting closer from inside the house. Time was running out quick.

He scanned the yard, eyes landing on their hammock. Perfect. He dashed over and flopped inside, wrapping the extra fabric around himself to hide.

Sabrina burst out the back door, surveying the empty yard. There was no way he had enough time to try jumping the fence, so he had to be somewhere. She started slowly making her way around the yard. "Jimmyyyy, come out come out wherever you are," she taunted. Jimmy squeezed his eyes shut, trying to stretch himself inside the hammock so that it would look empty rather than weighed down by a human sized lump.

Sabrina checked the bushes by the house, and when those were empty, she ventured further into the yard.

"Y'know, not many places to hide, so you might as well come out now. It'll be a lot easier for both of us." She jumped behind the large tree in their yard, certain he'd be hiding there. "Huh, better at hiding than I thought," she mused to herself. She was about to check behind another tree when she noticed the hammock swaying slightly. That's strange, there's not much of a breeze.

She smirked to herself, aimlessly wondering towards the hammock. "If you come out I'll go easy on you." Jimmy didn't buy that for a second.

Sabrina now stood in front of the hammock, arms folded across her chest.

"Hm, I wonder where he could be."

She sounded close, too close. Jimmy held his breath, hoping she couldn't hear his rapid heartbeat.

"I guess I should just give up," she sighed heavily in defeat. Before he could relax at her mock surrender, she grabbed the sides of the fabric and pulled it open. "Peekaboo!"

He let out a loud scream and tried to jump out, but Sabrina was faster and climbed in on top of him. She leaned in and said, "Found you." He was already giggling with anticipation. He held her hands up, wiggling her fingers so he could see. He squirmed underneath her, sucking in his stomach to try and get away. She dove in, retreating before she made contact and making Jimmy jerk and his laughter increase. She repeated the action. And again. And again.

"Plehehease," he giggled. She cocked her head, feigning innocence.

"Please what Jimmy? You have to be specific."

"Juhust get it over with!" Her grin turned feral and he could've swore her eyes flashed with something evil.

"Well since you asked so nicely," she said sweetly. She took her time rolling his shirt up. He was already giggling up a storm, and he tried to pull his shirt back down. She gently smacked his hand away. Jimmy let out a giggly whine, moving his hand to hide his face instead. It was a shame that he didn't see the absolutely loving look she gave him then.

She raked her nails down his sides, making him jump at the touch. He burst into giggles, squirming beneath her. She started out light and fluttery, knowing the longer she kept this up the more sensitive and giggly he would become. That's when the real fun started.

"Are you gonna keep hiding?" she asked. Without moving his hands, he nodded. "Aw but I wanna see your cute giggly face!" she teased, drawing shapes on his stomach. He sucked in, trying to get as far away from her fingers as he could, but she just followed his movements.

"You're sohoho mean!" he cried out. Her jaw dropped in shock.

"Oh I'm mean? I'll show you mean," she growled in his ear. His hand came flying down, his eyes wide and a large grin was spread across his face.

"Nohohohoooo I'm sorry!" he tried pleading.

"Too late babe." She began tapping her nails against the skin. "Guess what shape I'm drawing," she smirked, knowing how much this drove him crazy.

"Noooo you know I hahahate thihis," his words were swallowed by his giggles as she started tracing. Sabrina chuckled evilly.

"You have to guess," she coaxed.

"Hehehexagon!" he cried out. She sucked in a breath through her teeth.

"Ooo sorry. It was a trapezoid." Jimmy threw his head back in defeat, knowing what was to come.

"Please let me try again."

"You know the rules Jimmy." She didn't sound sorry in the slightest.

"Yeah I know the rules but can't you just bend them a little?" he tried to bargain.

"Aw but that's no fun! But you know what is fun?" She didn't wait for him to answer before she exclaimed, "This!" And with that she dug into the muscle on his stomach, kneading and scribbling everywhere she could reach. Jimmy immediately fell into hysterics. He was always terrible at holding back his laughter, one thing Sabrina absolutely adored about him. His hands came flying down and latched onto her wrists, though he didn't push her away. Simply held on as he was lost to his laughter. That didn't last long either, as the sensation was too much to bear and he tried to get away, desperately pushing against the loose fabric of the hammock to get away. This proved harder than he thought. Being suspended in the air meant there was nothing for him to use to adjust his position, thus causing him to sink farther in the hammock.

"Aw what's the matter Jimmy? You're not trying to get away are you?" she asked. She pinched up and down his sides, squeezing at his hips and making him snort loudly.

"Nohoho!" Jimmy answered, going back to hide his face in the crook of his arm.

"You better not be, you know what I'll do once I catch you again," she warned, skittering her nails up his sides and crawling up his ribs before resting right as they reached his pits. He twitched, about to bring his arms down, but Sabrina stopped him.

"Try and keep your arms up," she said. He let out a mix between a whine and a laugh.

"Ihihi cahan't!"

Sabrina rose a brow, "You can try. Here, I'll go slow." She began circling his hallows with a feather light touch. Jimmy's bubbly giggles spilled forth from his lips, squeezing his eyes shut. Sabrina grinned to herself, adding a few more fingers to the tracing. His laughter grew stronger and he gripped the sides of the hammock to keep from slamming his arms down.

Suddenly without warning, she drilled her thumbs in the center of each underarm. He let out a loud shrill scream of laughter, glueing his arms to his sides. He tried to curl in a ball, thrashing from side to side. His legs kicked out behind Sabrina, and she struggled to keep her balance.

"I'll stop if you lift your arms up. My hands are kinda trapped," she emphasized her point by wiggling her hands where they were stuck underneath his arms, making him snort between giggles.

"Nohoho, you'll juhust keep tickling mehehe." Well, he wasn't wrong...

"Look, I'm not doing it anymore." She stilled her wicked fingers to earn back his trust. He was skeptical, he had fallen victim to her deception many times before. Regardless, he tested it. Only for her to go right back to tickling. Jimmy's thrashing coupled with the floppy and tipsy nature of hammocks finally caused Sabrina to lose her balance, falling forward onto Jimmy. But that still didn't stop her.

"Plehehease hahahave mehercy!" he begged.

"Not yet. One last thing, then I'm done. Promise." Using her new position to her advantage, she latched her lips onto the side of his neck, blowing a loud raspberry. Jimmy practically screamed in laughter before falling into silent hysterics as she continued to blow smaller raspberries all over his neck. As she backed off, he regained his voice as his titters trailed off. Just because she felt like it, she ran her tongue along his neck drawing out one final squeal. She looked up at him with dreamy eyes, snuggling deeper into his chest and nestling in beside him.

"I love you," she said.

Jimmy smiled and wrapped an arm around her shoulders. "I love you too."

As he caught his breath, they just laid there and watched the clouds.