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nickbutnodick · 4 months

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hum-de-dum-de-dum stealing objectively dangerous tools from my dad's sheds!!! hum-de-dum-de-deeee hopefully that freakishly rusty gigantic soil tiller doesn't ki-ill meeee!!

#it is genuinely a horrifying piece of metal #if you get withing 15 feet of it you catch tetanus #i was trying ti get out this toolbox when i found a colony of ants and also realized the thing i was standing on was a tank of gasoline!#its a shame honestly i liked the toolbox #hopefully the tank of gas (which made the entire building smell like death when i stood on it) kills the ants for me so i can get it tmrw #three pigeons in a trench coat

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