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[boatemboys]

something interesting to be said about how despite mahiru being in a wedding dress she doesnt have a ring........... something about how she is obsessed with this idea of love but doesnt actually seem to have anyone in mind - her boyfriend was just the first to give her any kind attention she wants so she obsessed over him. she is in love with the idea of love

[zeropro]

So I’ve seen you draw and tag a couple of different ships, just wondering which are your favorite???

Love your art btw :D

Thank you!

I don’t have a specific ship i'm particularly loyal to, so I guess I’ll rate them and also provide my own headcanons:

(disclaimer i dont know ship names so imma just try my best)

Trine-shipping: yes, put the three of them together, I don’t care. familial, sexual, romantic, platonic, its all good. I go crazy seeing them stand next to each other in the cartoon what do you want from me.

thunderwarp: I see this one a lot and I quite like it. these two being mates with starscream doing his own thing kinda makes sense considering starscream has a bunch of other ships. also makes it fun when something happens to one of them and starscream is left in the awkward position of having to deal with that.

thunderstar: been thinking about this one more lately. they’re like foils to each other. thundercracker’s a good boy to starscream’s bad boy, and he does such a concern about all the morally dubious stuff starscream gets up to. but at the same time, he admires starscream’s ambition and rizz and starscream the kinda bot that would pull you so high if you followed him. I think out of anyone, starscream is the closest to actually trusting thundercracker. 

starwarp: i had this thought one time of what if skywarp is like the horniest asexual and starscream is the most traumatized aromantic, and how would that even work XD nothing solid in the works just an idea that I had. ive seen these two less often outside of trine shipping but it can be pretty hot. I like when they are being protective of each other. I always see skywarp as more emotionally open than his trinemates and starscream can use some of that open and honest emotional love and care. someone to forcfully make him accept being loved. someone who will actually push back when he’s being stupid. and with skywarp being loyal to megatron, so much angst potential for both of them.

starbee: im a sucker for the whole ghost bee starscream dynamic. I already made a post about these two, and after all this time I still really enjoy this ship. I think characters that don’t actually like each other at first but grow into a mutual respect is so tasty. I think some people don’t like the ship because they headcanon bee as too young? well, starscream is actually younger in my fic lmao, but also they’re like 6 million years old and are born with full adult processing capabilities, I don’t think age matters here :P its less about intimacy for me anyway. I like them together because of how much it takes to get there. 

starwavewave: okay this one is 100% fueled by tfone but guyssss guysss theyre married and megatron is their son and im just aaaagh dont seperate them! such a kookie dynamic, the cool headed soundwave, the emotionally volatile shockwave, the arrogant yet cowardly starscream, all being fail dads to their little scamp leader. hahaha. high command polycule 

megastar: gasp, rated above skystar. yes, I just find this dynamic more interesting. I like an abusive ship sometimes for the angst but I also enjoy seeing megatron when he isnt abusive? kinda catharsis maybe. I read a fic once where the war is over and starscream invites megatron to one of optimus’ high profile parties and is appalled at megatron showing up in robot equivalent of underdressed, meanwhile megatron the working class miner is like “I washed, what else was I supposed to do” XD and I just love that haha. theres just so many ways to take it. I wont be doing any megastar in my au, I just tag anything that has megatron and starscream interacting with megastar cuz thats the dynamic to me

skystar/jetstar: iddkkkkk i know this is the most popular ship but it’s just!! idk! its not as interesting to me haha. I love this as a past ship, they were roommates in college, starscream opened himself to someone, chose to become close and then was hurt by it. just another wound on starscream’s spark before he ever even meets megatron. I don’t think theyd get back together after the ice. idk how well I can write this so I’ll just explain how it happens in my au here: skyfire died and starscream created this version of skyfire in his mind that was perfect, he memorialised him because he was dead! you just cant live up to how someone remembers you. I think that was part of the reason why starscream reacts so badly when skyfire “betrayed” him. unlike thundercracker, skyfire knows how to set healthy boundaries. not to mention he’d been on ice for four million years, lost his entire life, everyone he knows, and his entire civilisation, planet, and culture to a war he had no part in. bot’s gonna be upset. pissed off even. skyfire shouldnt have to be some soft sparked punching bag for starscream, he’s kind and a pacifist but he’s also going to get upset and have feelings. I think starscream’s betrayal would hit pretty hard, he’d gonna be upset about how much starscream’s changed, how much damage starscream helped cause during the war, and also starscream shooting him in the back for wanting to protect the native wildlife! when they properly talk to each other again it’s going to be heated on both sides, and I think after some hard work from both sides they could end up in a place where they are willing to be friends again, but I don’t think they’d conjunx. skystar isnt end game to me, but it is canon and an important part of the story

starop: I think ive read one fic where I really liked this ship. it’s just such a random pairing. my initial reaction is just noooo optimus prime?? but that guy’s everyone’s dad! Ive been told a big part of it is they’re both megatron’s ex’s and that’s pretty funny. not for me sadly haha (opxmegatronoldmanyaoiotpfrfr)

starjack…wheelstar? whatever the starscream and wheeljack one is. I’m not into this one. I see where people are coming from with it, but wheeljack isnt an interesting character to me. they can be science bros tho

starscream and windblade: ive seen this like once or twice. not for me. windblade is like, starscream’s daughter or something idk XD 

soundstar: uuuh i dont see it. sorry! i legit have no thoughts on soundstar. theyre coworkers XD. ive seen fics where the seekers are really young and soundwave moms them, and that’s really cute. okay, I like soundwave as a caretaker if the seekers are young, but yeah I don’t think I understand this one. 

shockstar: nooooooo. tho ironically theres more canon content there to fuel this one than soundstar (is this emotion?) but still no XD I don’t even hate shockwave! let him be sunstorm’s dad, that’s cute. but no, shockewave too creepy. no ship. they are also coworkers

what other ship is there even? oh yeah

starprowl: this is apparently a really popular ship?! I guess in a way prowl is sort of like the autobot’s starscream, undermining his leader, arrogant, willing to do the dubious play. they’re both ruthless. I like this one better than starjacked, but its still an odd pairing to me.

oh! knockout and starscream, i can kinda see it? like, as a rebound after breakdown? I like knock out and breakdown, so I’d only see these two as like friends or if something happened to breakdown. they’re a LOT of fun when they interact tho heh heh, perfectly clashing personalities

on the topic of tfp, I guess starscream and arcee is a ship? I can see this similar to my enjoyment of starbee, they’d have to work reeaally hard for this one to work but they have had potentially positive interactions in the show (before starscream screws it up) so its possible in a better world where starscream doesnt suck they could become friends. him killing cliffjumper is gonna be a huge hurdle tho! 

dont talk to me about airachnid

do people ship starscream and ratchet? I don’t ship it, but I do really like interactions between them. starscream is so terrible but he also gets hurt a lot. ratchet is grumpy and prejudice but he’s the best doctor and he’ll fix him up! I like when something terrible happens to starscream and ratchet cant help but feel bad for the guy. that’s the good stuff.

lastly i have been asked a few times on trinebee. im assuming this is bumblebee and the trine. i hadnt thought about it but it makes sense! if youre a starbee shipper, but you also support trine propaganda, then it only makes sense to bring bee into the trine. also bee and thundercracker are friends! the only ones who havent really had any interaction is bee and warp, and honestly idk if I see those two getting along but bumblebee is everybody’s friend so XD I’m sure it’ll work out!

and i think those are all the thoughts i have on the ships! 

no hate on anyone who ships any of these!!! you all do what you do, these are just my opinions, and honestly I’m just not a huge shipper to begin with haha. I am…unsure if there will be any shipping content in my au, I write my scenarios very much “canon but to the left” and so it comes out very sex-less because romance and intimacy is just not the type of content I’m in the business of writing. but, idk, i think about it sometimes. sometimes I think about the end of chapter one of thundercracker’s origin, the night starscream took thundercracker out on a not-date. i think, who knows, in some version of the story maybe they shared a kiss? maybe they went back to the apartment and things went further? maybe. but of course, in every version of the story, starscream is gone the next morning. 

happy valentrine’s day!

[that-hippie-user]

aren't you tired?

aren't you SO tired of all the shame you've lived with?

wouldnt it be better if you let yourself BE yourself?

take it from me, i lived in that shame most of my life. you dont need it and you never did.

i say, if bigotry and "god" left you in isolation and shame for what you enjoy, you need a new god.

so, to all my AB/DL followers, or those of the curious persuasion. come along with me.

i'm going to shake you of the delusions that held you back.

and give you something new to worship.

🌀 HYPNO NAPTIME 🌀

you saw the tags, you had every opportunity to turn back. if you came here, its because you WANT to be here.

and to all who that particular trigger doesnt work on yet, hello! welcome. :3 dont worry, this post is accessible to newcomers as well. in fact, i invite it.

the following isnt roleplay. its an actual hypnosis script. it is designed to rid you of shame, let you embrace your kinks more easily, and to help you worship me as your new goddess.

UwU dont worry, i wont abuse that power. im not gonna steal your bank info or make you join a cult. this is just a roleplay dynamic to make my role as your hypnotist more appealing.

;3 plus, as a survivor of the deep south, i think some people deserve a little sacrilege. dont you?

so relax for me, settle down, enjoy the ride. get comfy, a good hypnotist takes their time.

as you lay back, in your chair or bed, reading along with my words, remember that YOU came here of your own free will.

you are only here because you choose to be, and thus, you trust me enough to take you further. leaving is always an option, you simply arent choosing it.

you dont choose it because the idea of letting my words sink into your mind is enticing.

just how will it feel? how deep will you go? and what will it be like once i've finished my work?

well, i can tell you this much. hypnosis is exactly what YOU put into it. whatever you become by the end, its what you yourself were willing to be.

all hypnosis is self hypnosis. remember that, its the most truthful thing you'll hear from any hypnotist.

i am only the guide here, YOU have the power to reshape your mind.

so focus on my words, let me give you that power, let me unlock your potential.

your devotion sleeps beneath the surface, we need only draw it out.

already you relax further and further.

your breathing now has taken a steady rhythm, your muscles more slack than before, and your focus on my words.

you dont know it yet, but you're already being hypnotized.

and i'm going to help bring you deeper

picture yourself on the surface of a vast lake

the water around you is warm and inviting

above you the sky is grey with soft rainclouds that drip light rain along the water. it pitter patters on all sides, a gentle rhythm guiding you.

hear its guiding movements, each pat against the waters telling you to do as the rain does.

like the rain you will drop, drop, drop.

the waters below are deep, and safe. they are the waters of your mind.

you could sink as deeply as you wanted, you cannot drown here. deeper down is only further warmth and comfort.

and already you feel a pull urging you deeper, but not from the water, or gravity, or anything physical really.

what you feel is your mind, telling you to sink.

you want to be like the rain

you want to

drop

drop

drop

drop

and so

you sink beneath the surface, going down down down.

the warmth encompasses you on all sides.

you float down and down like a feather falling gracefully through air.

down and down and down

deeper deeper yet deeper

further further yet further

into the deep deep depths

the sound of rainfall grows more and more distant

and yet you hear it

not the sound, but the rain

the thing the rain does

what you want to do

you hear the rain's desire-

to drop drop drop

thoughts fleeting, fading, falling, with every fathom, flowing freely, flying away, further and further.

the deeper you go, the warmer it feels

the warmer it feels the more you relax

the more you relax the more you listen

the more you listen the more you obey

listen and obey

listen and obey

listen and obey

im going to count down now

from 10 to 0

when i hit 0, you will reach the bottom of the waters

resting on the cozy lakebed below

mind fully gone

leaving only obedience

i need not ask if you are ready, i know it to be true

and so do you

10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1

0

🌀 DROP 🌀

you are under my spell

you are hypnotized

you listen

you obey

you obey

you obey

very good

and now, if you are new here, i will give you that special phrase you saw at the start, your very own hypnosis trigger

Hypno Naptime

whenever someone you trust says Hypno Naptime, so long as you are willing, you will instantly fall in trance.

it wont work unless you want it to, it has no power unless spoken by someone you trust.

that someone can even be yourself, if you wish.

but when it works you will enter trance, just like this.

and next time, it will be even deeper

because hypnosis is easier when you've done it before

and you can always go deeper, with hypnosis the depths have no end.

you listen, you obey.

very good

and now, i am here to offer myself as your new goddess.

i am here to offer you a safe place to be yourself

i hold no judgement, no superiority, i am beneath both those concepts.

we are equals, and we need not be held back by shame

my gospel is that of desire. YOUR desires. and i am here to help you bring them to the surface.

shame is for weaklings and cowards, if you worship me then you are neither.

if you are here, you are most likely AB/DL, like myself. if so, good, i welcome you as kin.

and if you are an outsider, but also curious of my ways, you are also welcome. there need be no distinction, no boundaries placed. we are all people in the end, let us all join together in this place of worship.

and if you desire me? look up to me? even simp for me. i welcome it. you belong here. you belong to me.

devotion in all its forms are welcome, and i welcome you to my domain.

i am your goddess. your past shames mean nothing. embrace your innermost desires.

you make me more proud the more 🌀shameless🌀 you become.

in my domain, your goal is to submit deeper to my control, and to embrace your fetishistic desires with fervor and pride.

🌀 I AM YOUR GODDESS, YOU BELONG TO ME 🌀

good subject

and now, i will wake you to your new self

on the count of 10, you will wake up as my loyal subject

you will worship me as your goddess, from hereon

and you will do what you can to make me proud

listen and obey

listen and obey

listen and obey

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

WAKE

[ladykittenfair]

PREV (you can't hide this truth in the tags)

#'but I only want to read the good stuff' THAT MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE#THERE ARE HIDDEN GEMS YOU WONT EVEN FIND#also you know what you TRULY want? fics recs it's called fic recs but hey cant have that if you dont read THE FUCKING FICS first

This is such a "you're new here" moment, isn't it? Like. We don't do that. Do you know why we don't do that? Because this isn't a mop, okay. You can't say "does it do the job or doesn't it" because entertainment is subjective.

I personally cannot with horror, gore, or explicit sexytimes. I can't. But, I have friends who like things I like and that. I can't read what they write when it's like that, and they don't share those recs but I don't think those works are bad. Say it with me, people:

"I didn't say it was bad, I said I didn't like it."

Now say,

"I am not the target audience. This is not for me."

Internalize this. Internalize don't like, don't read. And move on to something you do like! (May I suggest searching the tags within a fandom you enjoy?)

ALSO!!

If this isn't enough please let me rec Ao3's fantabulous filter system. On the navigation bar there is "Fandoms" "Browse" "Search" and "About"

We want "SEARCH" which takes you here (https://archiveofourown.org/works/search)**

**you can also search bookmarks, tags, and people/users!

The one I linked to you lets you search in fantastic detail for your dream fic, either a specific one you lost the Ao3 link to or a selection of fics that fit what you want. Isn't that so much better than an algorithm that choses what it thinks you want? Sure, it's not spoon feeding you, but it gives you choices, and agency, and frankly does a better job (speaking as someone who uses both Ao3 with no algorithm and YouTube with a funky algorithm.)

FINAL NOTE (I promise)

One of my writer friends has started leaving links to her own work at the end of fics of hers that have something in common. A little "if you liked this, you'll probably like this thing I also wrote" and I think that's brilliant.

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[ahhhmelia]

Hey guyssss

I extremely want to see a fanart / fanfic where Jayce and Viktor go to a hot spring or salty sea as a form of therapy for Viktor’s back and leg and as a bonding experience (maybe even fluffy romantic tension or sensuality). I might draw this myself but chances are it’ll take me a while to get around to it so, hopefully I’ll inspire someone with the idea instead/first 🤪

Picture this ✋🤚:

Viktor likes to reminisce on the night he and Jayce met. How when everything went right and they figured out how to activate the hexgem, he felt on top of the world. The joy of their victory compounded by the physical relief of weightlessness on his troubled body.

He’d like to feel that way again, the weightlessness, and tells Jayce as much in passing one day.

Jayce holds on to that tidbit and makes a plan :)

The day the Hexgates are finally up and running, Jayce suggests they take a vacation to celebrate. “Just for a week, then we’ll get right back to inventing”, he assures his partner.

They use the Hexgates to go somewhere known for its rejuvenating salty mineral springs or lakes or whatever. If Viktor catches on, he doesn’t mention it.

Though he certainly enjoys himself.

It feels even better than the first time, at least physically. Probably because he’s in more pain these days so there’s more relief to be had, but the point still stands.

Jayce notices and is incredibly proud of himself and they go to a different spring every day of their short vacation and secretly buys like a crate of bath minerals and salts to take home and gift to Viktor slowly over every birthday and holiday he can use as an excuse to give him things and Viktor DEFINITELY catches on and is weirded out but extremely endeared at the same time and enjoys his baths A LOT :D

I CANT I CANT I DIDNT MEAN TO WRITE THIS MUCH IT JUST SPILLED OUT BUT CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE THIS TO ME IN FULL LENGTH OR PICTURE FORM I NEED IT

YOU CAN USE ANY OF MY WORDS THAT YOU WANT OR NONE OF THEM I DONT CARE JUST TAG ME SO I CAN SEE IT

THANK YOU FOR READING

[lustviolence]

I had a nasty thought last night. That after talking with you for a while and sharing a photo of myself. That I would be a silly goose and assume “it’s all just for fun on tumblr” but you found out who I was, where I lived, and waited for the perfect time to break in.

You would make sure I was messaging you while watching through my window. And the moment I start touching myself you break in.

I’m shocked and scared. Asking who the hell are you, and you just mention tumblr and the last thing you wrote. And I was just stunned trying to comprehend what was happening.

You keep getting closer and closer. Saying all the things I told you. Before your right in front of me and say “you asked for this?” As you start to touch me.

Confused but excited I do the only think that was logical try to run and fight back. Which I hope would only excite you, cause after all running away is part of the game I choose to play.

It's a pretty interesting thought<3

In fear you ran down the hallway trying to avoid me, throwing things across, but none of your efforts were helpful in stopping what you started.Cornered against the wall, you look at me with fear as I approach, begging me not to hurt you./

"Hurt you ? Sweetheart, it was you who wrote, please come and rape me, I need you to use me so bad , I'm just doing what you asked" taking out my phone and showing your messages. "So are you going to be an obedient whore or i need to get violent?" I said as my hand holded your chin and the other slided under your pajama bottoms./

You try to talk back but the hand holding your face squeezes your throat hard ,hitting your head against the wall in short blow , I lean my head close to yours just to whisper "you wanted this,, stop pretending you dont ,your hole is betraying you doll" (while my fingers pushed their way deep inside your wet cunt ).

Throwing you to the floor ,i ripped apart chunks of cloth making easy acces .You try to resist but my hands hold your arms. "Don't worry doll I'll make you like it",pushing slowly my throbbing cock in.

You whimper asking for mercy ,making your cumhole tighten as im giving you harsh thrust ,pacing fast and forcing you to look at me. Taking out my phone i record how my cock goes deep in and out drenched in cream, raising the phone up so the frame show your entire body moving with each pound.

Look at the camera and say "I'm a pathetic rapewhore and begged for this".

remaining silent i punched your stomach hard taking the air out of you,grabbing your face and slapping it making you to say it

"I'm a pathetic rapewhore and I begged for this."you said.

Louder

"I'm a pathetich rapewhore and i begged for this"

Good whore ... now say" I love stalker's cock".

I love the stalker's cock" with your voice cracking as I keep pounding deep.

This will look so cute on my blog. Don't worry, I'll tag you, I want everyone to see the disgusting rapewhore you are.

(thank you so much for this asks, this was so cutee <3)

[w0rmss]

Hi!could you write a hc about bruce wayne and fem reader? Reader is short and looks cute and her voice is so thin but her personality is like bruce she is really independent and intelligent and at first she didn't want to have anything with bruce cuz she knew he is acting just like her. Please take your time sorry if it's long.

Thank you so much.

headcannons

You both first meet at a gala. You were a server at an event he was at. You had no interest in him no matter how many times he tried to flirt.

He eventually got your number after talking to you for a while and asked you on a date.

He took you to the museum and then lunch for your first date. He adores how smart you are. How you dont expect things of his.

When you both officially start dating Bruce loves that you dont mind giving him space. He loves that you’re just as happy to go out alone than with him. He likes that you can sit reading while he works on cases or paperwork.

Bruce has his brucie wayne personality I'm public. You on the other hand you don't you have the same calm stoic personality everywhere

The media is constantly calling you bruce waynes pretty little wife and saying how cute you are. Bruce thinks it's so funny. You not so muchMost people are shocked when they hear you talk for the first time.

One not expecting to her such a calm neutral tone and two not expecting you to sound and speak so smartly and properly.

You do a lot of charity on your own without your husband and often make a lot of the decisions when it comes to his charity work.

People take photos of you on the street and tag it as bruce waynes sweet little wife. Your child think it's funny You dont and bruce tries to buy them from the press to make you happy.

thats all. Hope you enjoyed keep requesting I’ll get to them eventually.

Have a good day night afternoon etc.

happy Valentine’s Day for those who celebrate and those who are extremely single me too guys me too

[koiifiishy]

im not tagging this, he can just be for you my beloved moots & followers LOL,,,🥹💦

isaac being thrust into the dol setting WOULD be possible i think, and wouldn't be too much of a deviation from his previous lore. this is the only finished art of him i have atm btw! threw together a little fun page with it :> some thoughts below:

firstly, the accent would make him stand out. he's american and sounds like it. its a bit harder to pin down where he's from in the us tho, since he refrains from using too much regional dialect. (i vc him sounding like mr nightmind nick nocturne hehe :3c)

a freelance journalist, he'd be interested in the sordid rumors circulating about doltown. being as the pc is a very active person, i think he'd probably run into them a few times and eventually put together that they're on the up & up and proposition them to give him insider info about whatever fucked up shit they find out along their various jobs — by that time of this meeting, he'd be in the know about the pc's money situation & make sure to pay them for their info.

if the player takes his deal, the pc could then either give him actual info or fake info: he will figure out youre lying - at least when it comes to most things! he doesn't wholly believe in the supernatural, so if you were truthful about like, the IW or something, he'd go along with it and pay you but he doesn't believe you. outlandish claims will net you less pay too..!

he doesn't start off as a LI, nor somebody who the pc can sleep with. you can make a pass at him! he'll play along for the most part, but he'll always decline to actually get physical with you.

calling for help at night outside around town has a low chance of getting isaac's attention. this is where you see a slip in his personable, charming all-american boy mask; the pc will note that after scaring their attackers off, isaac seems a lot more closed off and brusque when checking on the pc before leaving.

the killing would most definitely start after the first time he rescued the pc. important to note: he isn't killing for the pc specifically, there is no yandere trope happening there! it would definitely cause a buzz around the town, as it would be grizzly and something of a statement piece.

if you noticed the ghosties in the bg behind his art, that was on purpose lol! isaac is specifically a GF oc — i dont really think this would change. i pull a little from the movies but lean pretty heavy in dbd's version for inspo! ie — isaac is the original, there were movies based off his killings, copycats cropped up now and then, he shares the same 'freelance journalist' thing as danny (and the fake names, isaac isnt his actual name). for a dol setting, i think id just mesh what i already have in that 1. He is the og Ghostface 2. There are movies based on his killings & copycats came from it.

thinking on how he'd of stumbled into doltown; i'm thinkiiing, there was too much heat in the states, as the cops began to get closer to his trail, so he dipped. he's legitimately a journalist by day, so he probably took an overseas job that involved looking into the "whacky zany town of dol!" — unfortunately for everyone in town, he's pretty damn good at his job & whatever dumb thing they'd of wanted him to actually write about, he'd of steered immediately towards the darker rumors of the town.

as for kissing him? mmm it would be poooossible... but it would probably be a volatile slow burn haha. his relationship with sex isnt good, so a pc that tried to jump his bones would get a big fat sims tier --🧍‍♂️negative interaction. he may eventually give in if pushed hard enough, but its more of a hatesex thing at that point — which some pcs may be gunning for! more power to em haha. i think you could also get more of a "good route" going but its like, ""good"" only by comparison of the alternative. :") he's still a slasher! and even if he were a LI with full love for you, that wouldn't save you from his impulses or ideations. tbh, he'd probably wana kill you more if he "loved" you!

[aambearr]

Mr. Forgetful ❦

Summary- Soldier Boy isn’t one for valentines. SoldierBoyxfem!reader

Warnings- none <3

Notes- first time writing something so please be mindful 🙈

Dividers @strangergraphics @chaeneuu @roseraris

You’d been off with him all day, quiet and seemingly mulling something over in your brain. At first he had brushed it off, in true Ben fashion, as you ‘being a hormonal woman’. His words not yours. Usually he’d leave it at that not wanting to be on the receiving end of your ‘nagging’, however, Ben couldn’t cease the idea that someone more was brewing.

As he sat, legs spread on the couch, a joint precariously resting between his fingers, he seemed to study you intently for any kind of giveaway.

“Alright, tell me what’s up. ‘Been ignoring it all day but I’ve missed that pretty smile of yours”Throwing in a bit of charm in hopes it would warm you up, but, to his avail a scoff is what he got.

“I’m fine, nothings wrong”

The response was curt and disinterested, instantly making his curious frown deepen into one of slight impatience and worry. Whilst he portrayed himself as some big Marlboro man, Ben did care. Ben wasn’t Soldier Boy as much as he liked to tell you that there was no matter of indifference.

“Don’t give me that crap, c’mon, what have I done?” His tone was a little agitated as he huffed out a plume of thin smoke, the stench of weed permeating the air. The only flaw he would ever admit to having was impatience.

This time however you dont say anything, instead your gaze is now deciding that, wow that rug you’d dragged in from the street is actually really nice.

And that evade of your eyes tells him that he’s clear-cut. He had done something. Though what was still a mystery.

A grunt left his lips at your choleric behaviour, but it worked in getting the man to start racking his brain for something.

Had he taken the trash out? Yes. Had he picked up his dirty laundry? Most likely answer would be no. Had he left dishes in the sink? Probably.

Though these were everyday Ben behaviours as he slowly adjusted to the fact that you, as a woman, weren’t in fact his personal maid. An eye roll was what you gave at most in those moments. So he files through other things any man would do to piss off their woman.

Birthday? No. Anniversary? Didn’t think so. Valentines Day? Oh fuck.

What did Ben think of Valentine’s Day? Well not much, in his opinion the so called ‘holiday’ was just a hallmark way to get couples spending more and more money, which to be fair to him, he wasn’t at all wrong. Then again, it was a tradition, and who wouldn’t want to be spoilt by their partner for a whole day?

You briefly raise your head to him when he states he’s going out and he’ll be back soon. You roll your eyes.

“Women” he grumbled, and when he turns away he too rolls his eyes. Then you roll your eyes again, at the fact, he most definitely was rolling his eyes now. It was one of those little things the two of you had, it was your thing. As much as you would irk each other, something as simple as eye rolling only made you both run deeper into that pit of yearning.

✫.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・✭

Bens eyes glimmer fondly when he returns home to see you splayed peacefully on the couch. And boy he was proud, he was convinced he’d outdone himself, no way you could still be sulking after this.

“Look, I got you something darlin’”

Curious to what he had, your head snaps round like a little owl. A smile embellishing your lips.

“What? Didn’t think I’d forget did you?” Voice a gentle scoff. Oh how rich of him to say.

“Well…. Maybe I did think you’d forgotten” your brow jerks up “did you buy these just now, on your ‘beer run’.”

“Fucking Christ you think nothing of m-“

“Ben… the tags still on them” a slight giggle escaping you. As much as you wanted to be mad at him, as much as you probably should, you couldn’t. He did care, just in his own, special way. When your friends would say he was bad for you, you’d shut them down *he was trying and that’s what mattered*.

“Yeah, yeah, whatever I still remember didn’t I? Or does that not matter nowadays?” to anyone else he might seem serious but you could tell his tone was one of banter.

With a grumble, he sat himself beside you after placing the floweret of roses down. Rough hands pulled out a black velvet box from his pocket. He wasn’t one for formalities, instead he opened it up for you. A dainty necklace lay resting on the soft pillow within. The delicate golden chain mirrored the light of the room. The colour was rich, like the ichor that pumped through the gods. It was simple, yet opulent, aristocratic even. It had that ‘old money’ feel as you so put it to him.

“Put it on for me?”

His tainted hands become so featherlight as he clasped it shut around your neck.

“What so I don’t even get a thanks these days? Just a demand? Christ on a cross, back in-“

You silenced him from a rant with a caress of your lips against his.

“Happy Valentine’s Day Mr. Forgetful, I love you”

A look of gratification etched into your face. And you swear you can see the vines of his grassy eyes lustre at your affection.

“Happy Valentines sweetheart”

Feel free to let me know that this was absolute ass but if you like it please feel free to interact <33

[moonsfantasyworld]

The following contains spoilers for beast yeast ep8, do not read if you have yet to finish the chapter

this is your last warning!

dont read this if u havent finished it yet!!! OK SO im starting with what i liked and then i'll get to the things that i have a bit of issues with

I genuinly enjoyed the chapter a lot!!! the dynamic between black sapphire and candy apple is very interesting and silly (the siblings fr), and the situation between PV and SM its very interesting, complex and fun to anilyse.

I LOVED seeing sm being desperate and in complete denial of his situation, that he is lonely, i really wanted to see him in such a vulnerable state and i got what i wanted and it was wonderful

The way SM noticed fast how the soul jam was full on connected to its owner was, as well, something very interesting to me. Me personally it came off as a mad scientists toying around with his lab rat, trying to see how much he could push him, its complex and it can be interpreted in different ways

Finally getting the full blown confirmation SM did not stalk PV as a kid was also refreshing. It had been alwasy clear to me it was all just a lie and sm toying with pv's mind completly, but a lot of you, AND I MEAN A LOT OF YOU, lack basic reading comprehension and knowing how to read a room

we are in the kingdom of lies

deceit

we cannot complelty trust shadow milk on his words or what he does, he is NOT a reliable source, ever

i liked that we didnt get to actually see past SM, its an interesting choice since we sort of saw the ones of the previous ones (mystic talked about her past and has statues and we saw burning spice the moment he broke)

Also the whole update feels like SM is having a lot of personal beef with the world, specially the witches. They were brought up like, twice and he always mentions it with so much loathing. I cant wait to see whats to come and to see their past

bUT this points being said

First off, i am kinda disssapointed PV isnt more angry towards SM, it would of been interesting to see the two fight and THEN Pv tries to offer him a helping hand, an opportunity to fix his issues, im at least glad sm didnt instantly get redeemed tho and part of me hopes he doesnt

The ending felt a bit rushed, but this seems to just be a recurring issue in beast yeast apparently :/, like, its not BAD bad, but it leaves you with a small feeling of ''that's it?''' and a small slap to the face, the pacing was good until a bit near the end

Speaking of the ending i was surprised we didnt get any extra scenes like we usually get. I really would have wanted to see the group arriving back at the kingdom, or pv thinking about what he saw in sm's memories, HELL IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN INTERESTING CHANGE TO SEE SHADOW MILK'S THOUGHT AFTER IT ALL

Im also increidbly dissapointed fandom wise. The amount of posts i've seen of people not tagging things properly or tagging and then reblogging something that isnt tagged is dissapointing and kinda pissing me off a lot

now, im putting this near the end bcs its a PERSONAL NIT PICK

i am not against shadowvanilla, never was, never will. The artists are extremly creative and often create very beautiful pieces of art and i admire them a lot for this, along side the fact I GET WHY THEY LIKE IT, WHY ITS POPULAR, IS A FUN, INTERESTING SHP DYNAMIC THAT EVEN I HAVE ENJOYED IN THE PAST. im stating this cause im worried what i will say will come off as me hating the ship

The update hadnt come across to me as shippy up until the very last few levels with Pv saying they were meant to be together, and how he paused for a moment before saying friends a bit (altough this can also be interpreted as him heasitating to offer this as well)

i honestly like a lot the interpretation of them being teacher and student, i like shadow milk being pv's mentor and that's how the update had felt TO ME, if you know me i have an au were pv is sm's adopted son in an universe were he didnt corrupt completly and gave up his duties as an ancient hero, this being said

I dont like how the fandom instantly is taking the word submisive as something sexual, i dispise how sexualised the word has become and how it cannot be used in other ways often, and i wish some of the wording could be taken as something more than potential ''love obessision''

i kinda wish we could explore dynamics like this without needing it to be shipping, to me it didnt feel like there was necesarrly any romantic feelings of any sort, obbsesive? absolutly, but to me this is all SM trying to push pv to become like him bcs he is LONELY, at that point you dont care if its romantic or platonic, you just want SOMEONE so you arent alone

something something, this is something i wish it was in general, this isnt just about this ship in specific but many others in many different fandoms

seeing so much shipping has honestly made me struggle a bit sometimes to understand the differences between platonic and romantic DX but that's something me and myself alone has to work on on my own, no one is responsible and im just ranting at this point about personal nit picks

perhaps im just being in denial rn about it and being addmitedly kind of a pissy baby, im still processing the update after all.

again i dont have anything against shadowvanilla shippers, at least i dont think i do and i hope it does not come across compleltly as such

maybe some of my thoughts might change with time, maybe they wont and i'll just stay stubborn who knows

that being said this is the one and only time i will bring this up regarding shipping as i do not want to stir the pot till it boils and be dumb about HEADCANONS

TLDR: some nitpicks about headcanons but in general i think the update was really good in general, love the new sprites. 8.5/10 (kinda want to make it a 9 but im on the fence about that jksdbgfk)

[bim-yo-u]

hii!! thank you for the tag!!💕 so soryy to reply so late and i must say, i know i dont know you personally but yellow tulip really suits you- at least your vibe i guess~

Being with you feels like being wrapped up in the softest blanket imaginable, listening to the rain while sitting on a window seat, your hands wrapped around a mug of cocoa. People come to you for advice and it’s almost always sound. You do tend to try to “fix things”–it’s okay for others to be having negative emotions, and sometimes they just need you to sit with them as they go through it. You are very artistic and you shouldn’t invalidate your creativity because you feel like you don’t express it flawlessly. Also, this applies to any medium: painting, drawing, music, singing, crafting, needlework, writing, or even just having a deep appreciation of art. You would be a penpal and get so creative with it. When you give someone a gift, it’s often homemade and intensely personal–you put so much thought into it. At least at some point you thought you would own a bakery or coffee shop when you grew up.

and tagging @sunswan @oftheblue @decaffeinatedladytale npt and ofc who wants to join~

Have you ever wondered what flower from Victorian flower language you are? I have! I have a quiz about it! (my credentials are that I have a spreadsheet of over 600 flower meanings)

[convoy-system]

i dont want to keep posting about this, but rat made some very serious allegations against me and i feel the need to address them because this isnt just me being bullied, these are serious fucking accusations to be posting about me without any proof.

1. i addressed the racism allegations with my bait blog when i apologized for both it and my diss-misinfo blog. the racism allegations were about me roleplaying as a hispanic alter, a quackity introject. key note: I AM HISPANIC, and all of the race-related jokes id roleplay the alter making were the same jokes the real life quackity makes about himself, a hispanic person.

2. i do believe organized abuse is real. i had some really shitty and fakeclaim-y views on organized abuse and the ramcoa community when i was running diss-misinfo, but again, i addressed that briefly in my diss-misinfo apology post. its in my pinned.

3. again with bringing up the bait blog. ive addressed this already.

4. this one is what made me make this post. i want to make it crystal fucking clear, i do not abuse animals. im not fond of animals due to allergies and sensory issues, as well as trauma, but i do not fucking abuse them. i believe rat is falsely extrapolating this accusation from me discussing how, AS A CHILD, i was forced to care for multiple large breed untrained dogs that i could not handle. this was an abusive tactic from my mother. i was not abusing the dogs, i was BEING abused by having their care placed in my hands as a child whose extremely averse to dogs. i simply wasnt able to keep up with their care, and i lived in pet waste for many years growing up.

5. i was in a severe derealization episode when i told someone that they werent real. i was in active crisis and didnt believe anyone was real. i had to ask my roommate to tell me where i was and what year it was before i could even begin to ground. i also apologized privately to the person who i said wasnt real for the incident.

6. i have no fucking idea who this is about. thats fucking horrific. i, and i hope this is obvious, DO NOT SUPPORT SEXUAL ASSAULT??? im not friends with anyone from my old anti endo group, so whoever the fuck youre on about, i most likely dont talk to them anymore.

7. the slur was tranny. im transgender. i use it for myself.

8. the rest of the post is just the same shit i dont feel the need to address too deeply. me interacting with blogs that commonly syscourse while i was running my zain-syscourse blog is not a crazy thing for me to do.

stop trying to paint me as some supervillain. i was a hurt kid who was lashing out via syscourse, but im not evil. im not on some mastermind plan now to dupe all the endos, ive just changed and i want to exist in peace. if you wanna bully me then fine, your group can tag me in "hawk tuah" posts all day long. but do NOT accuse me of serious fucking crimes like animal abuse, especially because we BOTH know theres no evidence.

- nick

[gilverrwrites]

I binge-read your whole Two-Face tag and I have to say I appreciate how you dont shy away from making that cunty man, a cunt! 💙♥️ I’m not sure if you’ve yet read his solo series, yet? Totally worth it, I really enjoyed it.

A little unrelated, maybe, but it connects in my mind: Bunny becoming a very successful attorney on her own driven maybe by the grief of losing a very sexy and toxic TBH important mentor and Two Face seething that the little skank is hopping and skipping her way up to success that was all his once, meanwhile he’s left to violently claw his way out of Arkham like a Sisyphus yet again. He’s proud of her. He hates her.

She’s tenderly caressing a framed picture of his, and he’s flipping the coin to decide what sharp enough thing to throw the picture of her. oriftojackofftoitwhatwhosaidthat

- [Post in reference]

Harvey is so fucking cunty, babe I'm glad you see it too. Even before he became Two-Face, Harvey Dent served! I love that bitch.

I have read it, I don't know how long they plan to keep it going, but I'm really excited to see where it goes. Very compelling so far.

OMG I'm just imagining them meeting again and he's so ready to bring her down a few pegs, to hurt her, physically or verbally (TBD), maybe even kill her but the moment she locks eyes with him she's so excited to see him!

"OMG HARVEY! I've missed you so much, everything feels so wrong without you. I've been doing my best, doing everything you taught me but nothing is the same. What are you doing here? Hug me please?! Not a day goes by where I don't think about you.... blah blah blah...." Is she maybe playing things up a bit, yes, but it's all coming from the heart.

Queue near immediate and paralysing confliction.

Like that (Markiplier?) meme that's like: SHUT UP!! I am going to kill the next person I see I swear to god!

Oh my god hello, hi, I'm so happy to see you! ababababababa

Heyyyyyyyyy.... oh wow, what's going on?

[collgeruledzebra]

the thing about trying to recommend fiction podcasts to someone who isn't familiar with them is that not only are so so many genres represented but also the level of production can fall anywhere from "basically an audiobook" to "major motion picture minus the pictures"

[espionn]

the british tags on this post are actually fascinating to me. "wtf this sounds like maths" do you not learn music as math??? do you not learn about division of time in the form of numbers??? what do time signatures mean to you??? i mean this 100% earnestly, i want someone to study the differences in how the british think about timekeeping in music. "what is a sixty-fourth note" it's literally just a 64th of a typical 4/4 measure (aka a 16th of a quarter note). what isnt clicking. i guess it's probably just a language thing but there is definitely something to be said for the cultural difference in how americans see music as inextricable from math and apparently the british dont??

I still can’t get over what brits call musical notes like bro please I’m trying so hard to take this country seriously

[umblrspectrum]

nevermind i figured out how to draw her