#if you couldn't tell this is satire

[mushroompoisoning]

ULTIMATE GUIDE TO REBLOGING TUMBLR POSTS FOR A NEW USER

see a post where op is addressing a group of people? negative or positive? doesn't matter! the post is definitely about you, and you should reblog and respond accordingly. make sure op knows that you read their post, think it's about you, and don't particularly like that! bonus points for being passive aggressive for no reason

not sure what a post is about? doesn't matter! interpret it however you want and make sure op knows exactly what you think they meant! death of the author, right? every interpretation is valid! go wild and critique that stranger based on what YOU personally thought they meant!! and make sure to block anyone who corrects you

see an informational post that you're not sure is true? don't look for a single source and if the post has some linked, do not click any! just believe whatever the last reblog believes and you're set! you're so smart! also, if it's misinformation it isn't your fault for spreading it because you simply didn't know! this is tumblr anyway, and everyone knows that the spread of mass misinformation doesn't matter on here!

Now you're all set it explore Tumblr! Feel free to add more to help new users!!!!