#if you can't imagine it exists - it probably doesanyway

[daemon-in-my-head]

Today was my annual piercing shopping day - so let me share some wisdom with y'all.

Vibrating tongue piercings exist. They're not even that much more expensive than ur normal barbell

Most people who have a tongue piercing can swap it blindly (very important considering fact no1)

You can also buy some that have lil soft gummy spikes on the ending(s)

Based on a field study I did in my own circles; most people who have a tongue piercing play with it and their tongue a lot

Based on another field study; the wearer usually doesn't notice it, but other people do

Getting one actually doesn't hurt all that much

And while we're at it, may I introduce you to something commonly known as Prince Albert. The world of body mods for the nether regions is a truly great and vast one.