#if you ain’t used them before def try it

[sordidmusings]

Fic and Schedule/Prioritizing Update!

Love me some damn possum memes

So! Fics right? What I’m trying to prioritize right now are a Croc comfort fic, Croc smut request, Buggy the hat stays ON, and Straw Hats and the Three Unwise Men x marine reader. Running concurrent with that are chap 2 of Coronary Tale, part 3 of TLC massage, and ABO Law x reader x Penguin x Shachi. There’s an ungodly amount floating below those too 🥴 Luckily some progress has been made!! Just no completion yet lol

I am going to try and let the AuDHD demons have more leeway in hopes that it may get at least fucking sOMETHING done so there will likely be more posts of shorter and more random things going up. One of the reasons I’ve been nervous about that besides the hubris filled and doomed to fail pursuit of perfection but also because of self imposed guilt around productivity in general as well as worrying that it would come across that I’m shirking the bigger stuff and more importantly the things I’d like to make for people.

The things I see getting down the quickest that aren’t in the writing priorities are more sketches, one piece crochet, a dumb fun Shanks headcanon/drabble post, a layout of an AU I headed a bit back and have been building on, and ideas/plans for a distant Sabo fic that’s like a canon divergent AU (esp when it comes to celestial dragons there will me Many Liberties)

Also some reposts probably. May they not meet their second death 💀

Also gotta remake the lil baby masterlist at some point 🤡

Below cut more personal stuff if you wish to skip!

My second and third gigs have been asking more than they generally were and I recently had to step in on an orchestra to help my teacher and I’ve been keepin my folks and grandparents houses runnin on all the off spots so I have been struggling to find time and also mental space to create those I desperately want to 😭 I’m very frustrated with it because I feel I should be doing better at that cuz it’s not like I’ve never Gone Through It before 💀 I am at least quite lucky that I’ve been able to shuffle it all around health stuff just enough to keep it all rolling and esPECIALLY lucky my main gig ain’t firing me for health issues interrupting work. I digress though - mostly just a little vent and idea of where my attention is currently spread. I’m gonna try and push to get more out slightly against better judgement because yes spend more energy when big burnt out Bad but also creative things are supposed to help mental health and other stuff aint doin it so why not 🤷🏼‍♀️ if it gets worse that has its own perk at this point 💀

[queenofallimagines]

Alexis ness x witch reader

A/N: WHY THE FUCK DID I NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE?? I TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO MIX MY WITCH HCS WITH BLUE LOCK AND OFC THE EX HARRY POTTER KID WITH THE STEM CAREER PARENTS WHO CRUSHED HIS DREAMS WOULD FOAM AT THE MOUTH!! Was word vomiting onto a page and this came out and I’m like??? Fuck yeah??

TAGLIST: @priv-rose

Alexis Ness:

- I am SO excited for this🗣️

- First of all fuck Harry Potter and fuck JK rat ass Rowling

- Good now That’s that’s out of the way

- He would literally be star struck like he def wouldn’t tell you he believes in stuff like that bc of his childhood

- But like when he sees your so chill he might joke around with superstitions

- But when you know more of them than he does,,,,?

- “Don’t forget! Salt over your left shoulder!”

- “Plant rosemary by your garden gate,lavender for luck and blow cinnamon into your house on the first of the month.”

- “I- what?”

- Putting some sigils for focus and luck in the shoes

- In the inside of the compression suit

- Reading incantations before a game to help(aka mumbling them while pressing kisses to his face)

- Putting a hex on the other team or players you don’t like (Kaiser)

- Kisses as a good luck charm

- Kissing isagi eyelids and forehead so he can smell his goals😔💕

- Charming a necklace he wears during games

- Putting something in his phone case for good measure so he can accidentally not respond to his family or kaisers texts💕

- You could put a little soccer ball charm on your altar for him🥺

- Alexis ness: Love please don’t hex the opposing team I want to win on my own

- Also ness: so like if you COULD hypothetically make isagi twist his ankle,,,,,

- He’s so funny and silly

- Asking you to turn people into frogs

- “It doesn’t work like that beloved”

- I like to think he would go to haunted places and drag you along

- If this is before he knows you’re a witch

- He pretends he just wanted to see the location and he don’t belive in ghosts n stuff

- Even tho he researched like 600 ghost protection methods before yall got here

- The two of you go in, joking around and having fun in the worn down building but the two of you stop dead in your tracks as you hear something?Footsteps...that aren't yours or his.

- Ness clutching you like a damn lifeline

- Your hearts are both pounding in your chests as you walk through the halls, unsure of what is making that noise that doesn’t sound like it’s coming from an animal…

- Mama ain’t raise no Bitch

- So you just straight up yell💀

- “Fuck off! go bother someone else!”

- Poor baby Ness quickly clamps his hand over your mouth, his eyes wide at your outburst. Whatever was making noise in the abandoned hospital immediately stops making noise tho 💅🏿

- Ness gives you the “you’ve lost your damn mind” look

- “Hey! Maybe don’t make whatever it is more pissed off-!”

- “That’s how you banish ghosts! so unless it’s something more dangerous you can tell them to kick rocks! We’re technically on their territory but like same thing I guess. They can’t do much but scare us and I’ve got like 10 protection charms they can’t really do much.”

- Pause

- Rewind

- Excuse me?

- “Y’all got about three seconds to get the fuck up out my way and two of ‘em are already gone because I don’t count shit but money so get to stepping Casper!”

- He’s going to propose to you

- “ Wait! You’ve got protection charms-!?”

- Ness is side eyeing you hard asf rn😭

- Not in a bad way but a “when was this??” Type of way bc he knew nothing of this

- “Ok then…but what about those ghost hunting shows! like there’s those that say that if they get pissed off they can hurt you for being on their ‘property’ if I remember correctly..”

- Like he’s pulling out his ghost busters encyclopedia lmao

- “Those are fake and I’m a witch they can’t fucking touch me. I’ve talked to demons🙄Some old grumpy spirit can’t do much but give me nightmares and even then they’ll have to box me about it”

- Lmao he’s like full stop staring at you wide eyed

- Kaiser baby you’ve been dethroned I fear

- A new emperor about to spin the block😔✊🏿

- Oh! And not let him hear you WORK with deities

- He will be like a kid in a candy store

- Like trauma suddenly gone lmao

- His ugly ass momma saying all that vile shit to him as a baby suddenly never happened

- He’s living his Peter Pan dreams!!

- Ness’ jaw drops to the floor as he hears you list out the demons you’ve worked with.

- Kinda thinks you’re making fun of him at first so he bristles at you but when he sees you’re not even smiling about it he’s even more shocked

- “So..you made a deal with them or something-? If you did that’s like….your soul is basically his now, right!?”

- “Not really? I just had to ask nicely.”

- Lmao he’s like trying to rewire his brain right now

- Nagging voices at the back of his head telling him

- Magic isn’t real and there’s probably a logical explanation for all of this like you’re so clearly kidding

- “Y-You’re like…a legit witch? Like you can do magic and summon stuff!?”

- “Yep”

- He stares for another few seconds before a smile creeps onto his face, his eyes going wide with amazement?

- Like you can actually see the stars

- “Dude this is SO COOL! You’re like a bad ass witch! Wait…CAN YOU DO MAGIC RIGHT NOW!?”

- Dragging you through the hospital as suddenly he done forgot about the shorts or whatever

- You flinch at something dripping but he don’t even turn around to look at it he’s rambling to himself for the most part

- “Alex baby It’s not like Harry Potter but I do curse people and do old ancient spells and stuff. Like I’m technically doing magic right now? I have a protective charm on us so nothing can try anything funny-“

- “A PROTECTIVE CHARM?! YOU CAN DO PROTECTION MAGIC TOO!”

- Lord

- He grabs your hand and starts yanking it

- Chill out???

- he’s excited about this magic stuff and as he holds your hand, he seems so innocent and curious about all of this now.

- “Show me some magic…PLEASE?”

- “Like what spell do you want? And again not like flying magic. It’s more…I guess stuff close to that? Still within the realm of reality. But I mean technically your parents do magic too right? They’re scientists. And just before you know how something works doesn’t mean it’s less magical yknow?”

- Ignoring the fact that last part is what sparked this entire head canon I’m right leave me alone

- “Eh..scientists are just nerds who figure out how things work, not really magical.”

- He’s gunna start pouting, he didn’t really believe in his parents nerdy sciencey stuff

- but your magic that’s WAY more interesting! Magic! Actual magic! How cool is that!

- “Magic isn’t just something you can’t understand. Like think of it. We don’t know shit about gravity and it’s still just a theory but if I drop something it falls right? Same principal. Things seen and unseen in this earth are magic. Like you can use chemistry in spell work all the time. like urine and bleach make chloramine gas and I’ve used that in curses.”

- See he only heard that last part I’m afraid

- was DEF not expecting the last part to come out from your mouth

- “I’m….You…put piss…into your curses?”

- “I WILL call the ghosts to come jump you on my behalf…”

- That got his ass In check real quick lmao

- “like the possibility that I CAN. Like it could be for a nightmare curse. Throw in some poppy seeds for mental unrest and nightmares, vinegar to sour their mind and maybe black pepper to get them to leave your life really fast.”

- “Huh…so piss, seeds, vinegar and black pepper in a mixture makes a nightmare curse…”

- “Why did you write that down….”

- Hope your grimore or whatever isn’t like private bc he WILL dig through that every chance he gets

- Got all the books on your shelves unorganized and fucked up be he done ran through them

- Like can you have some class??🙄

- Sits and stares at your altar for hours

- Like he’s looking at everything on it to see if he can figure it out

- No that table cloth is blue because that’s all I had leave me alone!!

- Back to deities

- He will always be polite

- Nothing if not a gentlemen

- Will say hello to them before YOU walking into the crib

- Like you know when a boy is so polite he talks to your whole family before even remembering he came there for you?

- That’s him

- “Hi great grandma! I bought you some of that liquor you like”

- Leaves more offerings then you I’m afraid

- He’s so baby deer coded they love him

- Everyone and they momma will ride or die for him.

- So like don’t let Kaiser be within a one Mile radius of your house and talking bad to him

- Matter fact? Don’t even watch his games in your home

- Bc now everyone mad

- “Why is he disrespecting my baby like that?”

- Like house is in shambles

- “Go give this to him”

- “What? But wasn’t this mine-“

- “Did I stutter?”

- He’s so beloved

- “I call him old man a lot. Or like Lucy-“

- “Lucy….king of hell, devil incarnate, Lord of the Underworld, and one of the most infamous fallen angels. And you call him LUCY?!”

- Jokes that your food is made with love but like now he’s not sure it’s a joke at this point….

[the-laughing-lunatic]

Mediscout cute headcanons!!!

(Omg yea I love these guys so much, def one of my main ships. I also rlly like their dynamic in emesis blue but y’know, not very cute. I have a lot of thoughts about these guys so I accidentally made this really long— word count: 1714. Thx for requesting! :3)

Medic x Scout headcanons!

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── 

☆Platonic☆

Scout’s definitely scared of Medic at first 

I mean, when your coworker mentions plans about putting a baboon uterus inside you you’re gonna be a little on edge

Avoids checkups for so long Medic has to find him and drag Scout himself to the medbay

“Sheiße, you are acting like a little child right now, it is not such a big deal Herr Scout. I am simply going to check a few things.”

“Well I’m sorry if I ain’t too thrilled to have some psycho puttin’ needles or animal parts or whatever in me.”

Medic groaned. “I just need to check your temperature, heart rate, and blood pressure. Now can you please shut your mouth and let me work?”

While he took Scout’s heart rate, both annoyed, Archimedes flew to Scout’s shoulder and nuzzled into the man’s neck

After the checkup Medic sighed and ushered his dove over. “Him? Really Archimedes?” 

The dove cooed. “Well then, I trust your judgement, I suppose I’ll try to be nicer to him.”

After that he did try to be kinder to Scout, staying around him more, listening to what he’s saying at dinner, looking through his room to learn more about him—

That’s not how Scout interpreted it though, and one day when Medic was trailing a little too close to him again he just snapped “Will you fuckin’ cut it out!?”

“Cut what out?”

“This- this weird stalkerish thing you’re doing. What, you makin’ fun of me? You gonna take my organs in the middle of the night? What do you want?”

“Oh. I was trying to be nicer to you. I could stop if you want.”

“If you wanna be nice you could try talkin’ to me for once.”

And Medic did

Both of them are absolute yappers, and Scout quickly got more comfortable with Medic as they talked more

He’ll never forget the first time he saw Medic laugh

Like, genuinely laugh

He’d seen Medic laugh many times before, either on the operating table or during battle but it was always just…scary

When he actually laughed Scout couldn’t help but laugh as well, because Medic’s real laugh was so different of what he had thought of him

It was warm and nice, and suddenly Medic wasn’t just this psycho ex-doctor, he was also his friend

When they go out for drinks Medic often has to carry Scout back to the base because of his incredibly low alcohol tolerance (not that it’s hard though)

Medic would teach Scout how to take care of his birds in the case he was especially busy, Scout’s their godfather now

I feel like they’d also work well in a qpr, though Medic would have to help Scout a little since he’s been comfortable with his asexuality for longer and has probably been in one before

I headcanon them as both on the ace spectrum so I’m gonna delve into that a bit

I feel like Scout is graysexual while Medic is completely sex-repulsed

Scout honestly would’ve thought he was allosexual for the rest of his life until he heard Medic talking about how being ace felt for him

And he was like “huh, I relate to some of that”

Scout definitely has a lot of questions though

“So like- what’s romantic? Cus I don’t wanna take this too far, but you’re my cucumber, or squash— whatever the word is an’ I wanna show that I care about ya.”

“It’s zucchini, Jeremy. And the point of being in a queerplatonic relationship is that we get to make our own rules for what works for us. All you have to do is ask me if you want to try something.”

“Oh, um, well then. Is it okay if I kiss your cheek, doc?”

“Yes, Jeremy, it’s very okay.”

♡

Biggest dorks ever btw

Just so you know

☆Romantic☆

Medic would fall in love (or realize it at least) over something trivial

Accidentally brushing hands, a word of praise after a battle that made Medic especially appreciated, Scout falling asleep on his shoulder at movie night, etc.

It was weird, because Scout was almost the opposite of his type, he was loud, arrogant, and less than intelligent, but he accepted Scout as the outlier

Even though Medic fell first he didn’t initiate it

Though his moral compass was less than straight when it came to advancing the field of medicine, it felt weird to be the one starting anything with a guy nearly 20 years younger than him

He even performed a brain scan on Scout just to double-check his brain was fully developed (surprisingly, it was) so he could feel less weird about his crush

For a long time he just thought of it as an enjoyable distraction, not anything that could go anywhere

Scout liked Ms. Pauling, and Medic was fine with it. He wasn’t even sure if he wanted to date Scout, he just liked the idea of a relationship, and Scout was an attractive man he could project those wants onto.

At least that’s how he reasoned it to himself

The giddy laugh Medic couldn’t help but let out every time he saw him, the way he always made sure to be gentler when he gave Scout his shots, how a Boston accent now equaled attractive in his mind (that didn’t come from Scout though, that’d be ridiculous)

With Scout though, his moment of realization was much less trivial

He was at four health a minute away from the end of the match, desperately trying to keep the blood from the bullet wound in so he wouldn’t have to go to respawn

Getting in respawn at the end of a match was miserable, because you might get stuck in there for hours after so everyone tried to avoid it at all costs

Scout’s eyes widened as he watched his health drop to three, no dispenser in sight

He closed his eyes and mentally prepared himself for sitting in the cold room for god know how long, until he saw a light above him

Holding his medigun, Medic stood above him, and the red glow surrounding him as he healed him made him almost look like an angel, his saviour

A psychotic angel, but an angel nonetheless

He felt Medic grab him by his collar (at what point did his knees go weak?) and say to him “Get up schweinhund, and fight.”

They won the match, at least that’s what Scout heard, he didn’t remember anything after Medic saved him

His entire body was on autopilot until the time he went to bed, when he had all night to think about how he was definitely attracted to guys

He definitely had a type though, regardless of gender

Glasses, dark hair, smarter and more mature than him (though that was a low bar), an itty bitty bit psychotic and have huge honkers— (jk jk jk) 

Scout starts coming to the medbay for the tiniest things now so he can see Medic more

“Medic, I got a splinter” “Medic, my elbow’s sore” “Medic, I have a major crush on you and don’t know what to do with it”

After a bit of this, Scout just gave up excuses, Medic didn’t seem to mind his company

It became routine, after dinner Scout’d follow him to the medbay and talk with him while  Medic filled out paperwork, occasionally giving a nod or short question to let Scout know he was still listening

One night though, Scout didn’t follow him back

Medic was disappointed, he had gotten rather fond of his chatter, but shrugged it off as Scout being tired

After a few minutes of paperwork, there was a knock at the door

He opened it to see a very nervous Scout holding a bouquet of roses

“H- hey doc! Um, y’know, we’ve been hangin’ out for a while, I really like you, and I hope you at least like me a little, so, uh, wanna go on a date sometime? Please?”

Medic just stands there for a solid bit before taking the flowers and smiling. “I’d love to.”

Scout takes him to a nice restaurant (that was definitely his idea and not Spy’s) and pays the bill for the both of them, which was substantial because Medic has a taste for the most expensive things on the menu

And Scout is a hella picky eater

“So like, can I have the steak, but - and stay with me here - you grind it up, grill it, cut one of the rolls in half and add the steak, along with fuckin’ ketchup, mustard, lettuce, pickles—”

“Sir, are you describing a burger to me?”

“...yeah?”

“It’s on the kids menu.”

“Oh. Sweet, then can I have that?”

After the date Medic lets Scout kiss him

They suck I hate them so much I don’t think about them all the time (lying)

Nicknames Scout calls Medic: Doc, Angel, Angelcakes, Babe

Nicknames Medic calls Scout: Hase, Schatz, Liebling, Dear

On the battlefield Scout’s constantly by Medic

“Hey Angelcakes, check this out!” “Didja see that? Didja see that?”

If they have to be separated any time Scout sees him he’ll give Medic a kiss

“Hase you’re at ten health, can you please stop trying to kiss me for a second so I can heal you?” 

“Ugh, fine.”

After he’s done Medic gives Scout a kiss. “Thank you, on your way.”

Clingy ass motherfuckers

Scout’s way more obvious with it than medic though

Medic hardly even has to do anything, they’ll just be talking and Scout’ll notice half-way in the conversation that he’s cuddled up in Medic’s arms

Scout often sits in Medic’s lap as he works, rambling on about some comic he read or whatever.

After a few months of dating Medic only sleeps in Scout’s room

It feels more homey than his, which he admittedly already slept in very little due to his unfortunate habit of passing out at his desk

Nights often consist of Scout cuddled into Medic’s chest while Medic reads aloud to the both of them

(real talk reading together is such an underrated couple activity can we talk about this—)

“ —alright, that’s the end of the chapter. Liebling, are you asleep?”

“Nah, just relaxed. Love you angel.”

“I love you too Jeremy, Goodnight.”

They are the biggest saps ever and I will stand by this until the day I die

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── 

[kayesfanfics]

Being Partners in Crime With Striker

A/N: Just watched all of Helluva Boss after some convincing, and I am coming out as a HB fan but mostly a Striker Simp. Also, takes place during the Harvest Moon episode

Warnings: Cursing obviously, some sexual innuendos and content but not straight up smut

You were born in Wrath as well, growing up poor was hard and your family turned to crime to make a living. You were a bounty hunter and mercenary, working hard to bring in money for your family and put food on the table for them. Your parents were getting old and tired, you and your siblings ran the family farm and did illegal work for extra cash as well

You met Striker when you were both hired by different people to go for the same target, not even realizing the other was there until your bullets collided when you both went to shoot your target

“Are ya crazy?! I was just about to kill em!” You’d both shout angrily, quickly realizing the situation. You would roll your eyes as Striker tried to tell you he could handle catching the target, and you didn’t have to worry your pretty little head about it. You both took off running after the target, trying to grab them or kill them before the other could. You got the upper hand, tackling the target and killing them quickly with a neck break. Striker skidded to a halt, a sly smile on his face as he grinned, “Well, a wins a win, ain’t it? Nice catch, dollface. How about I treat ya to a drink?”

After getting drinks together and chatting for awhile, he became less and less of an asshole, turning his charm on and making you swoon (on the inside at least, you didn’t want to give him the satisfaction). After drinks, you went your separate ways, but started seeing each other more often because of your lines of work

You’d start dating eventually after finally giving in and going to his motel room with him to bang his brains out. He’s def a top though, so you’d leave the morning after with some scratches on your back and HUGE hickeys on your neck that were impossible to hide without stealing his bandana and tying it around your neck. He’d def like to mark you up to claim you, warning other imps not to even think about even breathing near you wrong

Lots of horse rides on Bombproof, you’d sit behind Striker and he’d make his horse ride a little rougher just to make you hold on tighter to him to stay on. You’d feed Bombproof while Striker got a fire going to take a rest for the night in the middle of the desert. He’d cook up some random Hell Birds he shot out of the sky for the two of you, plucking the feathers and handing you a bird on a stick. Not exactly the most romantic dinner, but you were also used to this kind of food so it brought some homely comfort

Speaking of homely comfort, you’d take him home to your family farm to meet everyone after a few months of dating and riding around the Rings of Hell with him. Your younger siblings were impressed with his gun slinging skills and he’d flex his muscles and let them hang off his arms to show off his strength. He’d be kind to your folks, kissing your moms hand and shaking your dads, complimenting their pile of bricks and talking up their daughter to them, which of course charmed them both. He even went as far to cook dinner for the whole family with you, giving a great first impression and gaining their approval to date you

When it came to doing bounties and assassinations together, the two of your worked incredibly well together, with your brains and his brawn. Plus doing it together made life far less lonely, being able to sleep together after long days of undercover work or chasing targets through Hell. Neither of you worried too much about the others safety, seeing how the both of you could handle yourselves with ease

When the two of you took an undercover job on Rough n’ Tumbleweed Ranch to get closer to a target and investigate the case. You did hard farm work all day between snooping around the house, acting as a charming couple looking for honest work. The work was nice to do though, reminded you of being a kid on your farm before you went into the bounty business, and Striker looked good doing his work so there was no complaining from you-

When your targets associates finally arrived, you slapped a convincing smile on your face and charmed them as best you could with your boyfriend. You quickly tried to make friends with Millie, easily gaining her trust by agreeing with her about things and saying shit she would like. Like when her paw suggested the boys enter the Pain Games, you talked up Striker which made her talk up Moxxie, and talking up your S/O always helped brighten the mood. You’d playfully say Striker was better, and the two of you made a friendly bet of who would win. You’d later laugh about it with Striker, giggling that there was absolutely no competition and he’d compliment your bullshitting skills with a grin

You and Millie cheered your boys on at the games, and you’d flash her a smile when Striker easily beat Moxxie with not much effort at all. You’d also take the opportunity to genuinely cheer for your boyfriend, enjoying watching him wrangle other contestants and wrestle with Blitzø in the mud like the stupid boys they were. Millie started disliking you when you cheered for Striker as he sang on stage about how he beat her husband and how much better he was than him, and you slipped up and said “What? He is.” instead of bullshitting some sympathy to Moxxie

After the Pain Games were over, you started getting back on track for your mission: killing Prince Stolas for his wife. You stayed outside with the family to distract them while Striker followed Moxxie inside, but when Millie heard something break inside, she went back inside and you now followed her up to you and Strikers room, just in time to see that bitch stab your boyfriend in the back multiple times. You quickly grabbed her and tossed her against the wall, nearly knocking her out but keeping her down

“Thanks, pumpkin’.” Striker grinned, kissing you before grabbing both imps. You let him go off, before turning to make sure the blessed rifle the Princess gave you was okay. You grabbed it and polished that little imps smudgy fingerprints off of it, smiling when Striker came back and wrapped his arms around you from behind. “Ya know that gun’ll work the same with or without smudges, right darlin?”

“Yes, but it looks better without them.” You smiled, handing the gun to him to make the hit as you heard the Prince’s voice on the mic. But your plan was eventually foiled by Blitzø and Moxxie, and the both of you ran off to safety, grabbing what belongings you could before heading out to find a shitty motel to crash for the night

[ovaova]

Oki I’ve never wrote on here before but this is just a thought I’ve had. Might have many typos but we’re just gonna ignore that 🤭 also nsfw and Bakugo is in his 30s so don’t come for me

Oki so imagineeeeee…

Airport Pilot Katsuki

Ik it sounds boring at first but just hear me out….

Okay so like imagine him being an airport pilot, cute uniform and all-

He looks so handsome in it too, CANT FORGET ABOUTT THE CAP OR THE WING PIN TOO

The uniform hugs him so tight too, especially in all the right places

Most def the best lookin pilot out of them all

He’s def one of those pilots who stand at the door and does that nod up thing to greet the people- 😩

(I’m bad at explaining but hopefully you get what I mean 🧍🏽‍♀️)

Anyways, he always goes with the navy blue suit with gold accessories and a black tie for his pilot outfits

NOT TO MENTION THW MATCHING EARRINGS CUSTOM CUFFS TOO

Kirishima is 100% his co-pilot, you already know

They used to be in the same class during flight school and at first, Katsuki ain’t like him- not one bit

But after being paired up enough, they got along 🤭

And omg lookkkkk, they co-pilots now 💕💕

Anyways, mans take his job VERY seriously. Wants nothing more than a smooth flight too and back or wherever the fuck he’s going- unless it has something to do with turbulence or a storm

OH YEAH- man fuckin hates turbulence…but who doesn’t?

Ofc he knows it’s unavoidable but he finds it more annoying than scary unlike Kirishima who always quakes but at the same time can you blame him??

“Goddamnit red, why are you shaking?? It’s just turbulence! You’re a pilot for fucks sake!”

“OKAY AND?“

I’m with Kiri on this one but anyways…

Yeah he takes his job really serious, he really don’t play Fr

But then there’s you 😍

You in your nice lil flight attendant outfit, aww 🥰

Yeah did I mention that you and Katsuki are dating 🧐🤨 yeah he’s your man mhm

And then you have Mina, Froppy, and Denki who are your coworker flight attendants, dream team Fr dealing with all those people

Okay but back to you and Katsuki, OUU you remeber when Janet said “anytime, anyplace” ? - Yeah that’s him 💀

AS SOON AS THAT FLIGHT LANDS AND EVERYBODY LEAVES THAT PLANE - ITS ON ❤️💀

Kirishima already knows that when Katsuki starts to take off his cap and jacket to “relax” , it’s time for him to leave asap

He’s already learned that the hard way 💀

It’s basically routine atp

Once the Passengers and yalls coworkers leave the plane, he’s already there waiting for you in the cockpit 💀

Mans is in his 30s but he will make do with whatever position he’s in

Mans really made you ride him in his seat 💀 WHERE HE CONTROLS THE PLANE????

In the aisle too 💀 he really does not care

But no it doesn’t end there, so Y’know how pilots/ attendants get a hotel so that they can get on their next plane/shift yeah?

Yea he always makes sure y’all get a hotel together whenever is possible and Jesus 💀

Man is making his time worth while while he can 💀

There is no use in leaving that hotel room either cause you’re gonna be too hurt to

But at the same time, can you blame him? I mean both of y’all sometimes aren’t able to get the same hotel together, y’all have to catch diff planes, and y’all both can end up super busy so 🤷🏽‍♀️

AND y’all gotta get up early, ya he’s trying to get all his rounds in before y’all separate again-

In the shower, on the bed, IN the bed, on the floor, against the wall, or anywhere else possible 💀

And then he will have the audacity to get room service just to fill up on energy again just for another couple of rounds 🧍🏽‍♀️

Yeah so that’s my take on Airport Pilot Katsuki 🧍🏽‍♀️❤️

[onthecourtbugs]

Hey girl so I was thinking a tall reader with Nash and Jason possibly maybe more of jabberwock I haven’t seen a lot of people write for the rest of them..probably because they barely got any screen time like how Nash n Jason did,but if you can try that would be nice!!

Tall Gyal

Pairing: Jabberwocks x Tall!FemReader

Warning(s): None

A/N: You’re absolutely correct, we don’t see a lot for them! Allen’s is kinda short tho, ngl.

Summary: The Jabberwocks like tall girls too, don’t even lie and say they don’t.

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Jason

Still pinching and smacking and grabbing you everywhere. You thought being tall was gone save you? Uh-Uh. If anything, this makes it worse.

Or better? Maybe you like that.

Jay certainly does. It’s nice to not have to lean over or bend his knees to get a little action.

He loves it!

What he doesn’t love is the fact he can’t hide nothing from you. He’s used to putting stuff up high where he’s the only one who can reach it. Out of sight out of mind, right?

Wrong, cuz you can pull up a chair and see just fine. That and he’s not very original with his hiding spots so he’s practically inviting you to see all the snacks, surprise gifts and stuff you’re not supposed to know about.

He still hasn’t gotten used to the fact that someone else can and will reach up in his zone and take all his goodies 😫

You got that man frantically opening cupboards and swiping the empty spaces on top multiple times cuz he swore he put his Cheetos up there!

“Y/n!”

“Whut?” Laid out on the couch with the remote and an orange bag, watching your favorite show without a care in the world. The great thing about Jason’s place? Everything is bigger than you, even the shower.

“You seen my Cheetos?!”

You roll up the half-empty Cheeto bag with loud, telltale crinkles and start on licking your fingertips clean of evidence. “Nope! Check the cupboards!”

“I looked there already!” He sticks his head in the living room and glares at you as you quickly tuck the bag under your body.

You pull your thumb out with a loud pop. “What?”

“Don’t ‘what’ me! I saw that!”

You smile, not even the least bit guilty. “I figured since Nash put you guys on that special diet, you wouldn’t need them anyway?”

“Nash don’t run nothing up in here!” He snatches the remaining Cheetos from underneath you and looks pitifully at them. “Damn, girl! You put a hurting’ on these didn’t you? Always eating my stuff…"

“Didn’t you take my goldfish and never gave em back?!”

“Mannn, why you bringing up old beef?”

“It was last night…”

“Like I said, in the past.”

You just want to snatch his piercings off sometimes.

Zach

He prefers tall girls anyway. Not to say he won’t go for average/short girls, but he def has a favorite in tall babes, and an even bigger favorite in you.

When you’re his girl, it’s a wrap, DMs are closed. Ain’t nobody else getting in.

He looks scary to some but trust me, he is totally and irreversibly whipped for you.

Makes grumpy grunts and whines and moans when he doesn’t wanna do something but ultimately does it anyway.

Gives you plenty of attitude when he’s mad but will never put his hands on you. He’ll reach for you and you flinch thinking he’s about to get physical, but he just picks you up and puts you in the bedroom for a time out.

Always tries to butter you up with food and hugs and kisses after he makes you mad.

Always has you on the inner part of the sidewalk.

Makes any excuse to touch you respectfully. -turns to look at Jason over the rim of my shades-

Want to wear heels, but feel insecure about being too tall? Zach is not about to let that slide.

He’s buying you heels and that’s final!

And not only that, he’s sliding them on your feet in the store and buckling/tying them up before taking your hands and helping you stand up in them.

Let somebody say sum to make you feel insecure about it.

“Go head! Say it with your chest! It’s not gone come out a second time so make it count.”

Happens to be a very talented dancer, and loves taking you to parties so he can show you off. Tends to reel back just so he can watch you do your thing in the shoes he got you.

Sometimes gets impatient for the slow songs so he can hold you close.

Sometimes doesn’t even wait and intimidates/bribes the DJ into putting on your favorite slow song to dance to.

Can’t even imagine a feeling better than holding you.

Nick

He’s just so happy you like him back.

All the girls usually go for Nash. 🥲

Shows out on the court when he notices you’re in the stands watching one of his games.

Jabberwocks ain’t never seen this man hustle so hard.

Cuz yeah, he did invite you and all, but you actually showed up 🥹

Like, you don’t understand, his heart is doing backflips in his chest. He cannot embarrass himself in front of you right now.

His teammates notice he keeps looking over at you and get nosy.

“Dayummmmm! She kinda bad tho!”

“That your girl, Nicky boy?”

“Yup~.”

They start setting Nick up for passes while having a whole interrogation in the middle of the game. 💀

Since when did he have a girl?

How come he’s never brought you around?

You were way too fine for him… but did you have a sister?

Nick stopped in his tracks and passed to Zach so he could fix Allen with a stare.

“What?”

“Really?”

“Quit being stingy! We could do double dates!”

Gets super excited when the game is over and you’re waiting for him to come over to you.

You looked so cool, leaning back on your ride with your shades propped up on your head and one ankle crossed over the other.

It was also easier to notice something about you that wasn’t so obvious when you were sitting… not that it mattered but…

“She kinda tall tho…”

Zach rolls his eyes. “Allen shut up.”

“I see why Nick was scared earlier, she bout as big as he is!”

Allen squints at Jason. “I know you ain’t calling nobody big, Paul Bunyan.”

“Cut it out.” Nash acts bored with the whole thing but he’s definitely watching from the corner of his eye.

You grab fistfuls of his jersey and pull him in for a kiss.

Allen

Allen’s not a complicated dude. He likes video games, anime, and basketball.

He doesn’t like getting into arguments with you and is generally chill with you.

Also likes that you’re closer to his height so he can grab you up.

He’s a straight clown and will act a right fool with most girls, but around you, he gets extra shy and acts aloof.

Thinks you’re kinda intimidating at first, but when he gets to know you he lets out his inner goof a bit and makes you laugh.

Nash does not let this man sit next to Jason when traveling, cuz when those two get together it’s over for everyone. Allen’s assigned seat is next to you.

Which is okay with him, if he can’t crack jokes with Jason he’ll just show you the newest Ninja Turtles movie trailer.

Has a million different playlists that he trades with you.

Doesn’t mind if your feet are in his lap when he plays video games.

Gamer lovers~

Tucks you in when you fall asleep before him, carefully removing your shoes and settling blankets over you.

Is extremely private about his relationship.

Has a whole system for buying consoles and games and will get you whatever you want.

Will carry you in any multiplayer game.

Is all for equality so if you’re higher than him he will let you carry.

Nash

Obsessed with your legs and loves to run his hands up the length of them when you’re in his lap.

They belong everywhere, on the couch, on the dashboard, heck, put them around his waist, he ain't mad.

Traveling first class is a given and that extra space is heaven.

Zach and Nash are brothers in arms when buying shoes for their baby girls.

He doesn’t care how tall you are, you’re still getting them.

So, remember when Jason couldn’t stand you cuz Nash is always letting you have your way?

He figured out how to take advantage of that 😂

Like you’ll actually have stuff in common and so seven times out of ten, when he wants something and knows Nash ain’t rolling with it, he’ll try to get you to ask for it.

Like when you want that one cousin your mom likes to ask if ya’ll can do something cuz you know if you ask she’s gonna say no?

You, my friend, are that cousin.

“Bro, you trying to go bowling again?”

Nash gives him a thumbs down and makes a buzzer noise. “Pick something else.”

“Mannnn.” He immediately turns to his trump card when you walk in “Yo, Y/n! YOU tryna go bowling again?”

“Are we going for real?!”

“What? No.”

“Aww, but why?” You drop into his lap a little too hard and he grunts but pulls you up against him into a more comfortable position.

“We went bowling yesterday,” he drums his fingers on your hip, “pick something else.”

“Well, we could do whatever you want first and then go!” You look up at him with soft eyes and just… ugh. The begging. He could handle attitude but was weak against the begging. “Please, baby?”

There was no way in hell he could refuse. You did give his interests first priority… His head falls back and he lets out a loud sigh before giving your thigh a light smack.

“Go get your shoes.”

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

Autistic Kakucho propaganda because I need to convince someone:

Loyalty (no need to explain that one)

Honesty (same thing)

When he first meets Izana he tells him "You'll get bullied too if you talk to me". Ofc we could say that he got bullied because of his scar, but also, autistic mood + the "leave me alone" he said before, if he's ostracized then he's going to ostracized himself first - no need to be hurt bc people don't want to interact with him if he doesn't want to interact with them first

When Izana tells him to live for him + give them their King and Servant roles, he takes it as unmalleable truth (literal thinking). Sure, it could also be bc Kakucho desperately needed to find something to live for since he was very suicidal at this time. Perhaps a mix of both

If I had his earring I'd stim the fuck out of it. It looks extremely stimmable.

Not saying Izana is his special interest but he def arranges his entire days and life around Izana and what Izana wants/needs. His entire drive force is Izana

The same way you can't convince me that he doesn't follow a routine every day on when to train, when to cook (for Izana), when to clean,...

When Izana dies, his entire routine is thrown off balance (and lack of the meaning it had. How is he supposed to wake Izana when Izana's not there? When he doesn't live in the same place he lived before? Not to mention his grief is also present and impacting him)

Strict moral code and determined to follow it, strong sense of Justice may also be present

Would bend his morals for Izana (bc undying loyalty is prioritized; the most strict moral Kakucho has, perhaps? No betrayal no matter how small (no betrayal is ever small)? To keep following "the man [he] offered [his] life to into hell, if that’s where his path leads"?) but his undying loyalty won't budge even if he disagrees with Izana. If you disagree with Izana and he does too he's going to stop you rather than Izana (and ofc he'd try to rationalize Izana but if it doesn't work, it doesn't work)

Keeps a blank face most of the time

Has no interest forming new relationships, only did because Izana asked him to (Ran to South, chapter 227: "Kakucho ain’t gonna listen to you. In fact, he wasn’t really one of us until Izana told him to be")

Either no sense or twisted sense of danger (went to a Yakuza hideout to train (Rindo's failure story) and when Kisaki shot him he ran towards him)

Didn't see the problem with the Haitani standing out/asking for a different color for their uniforms (not really something NT people can't do, but can also be him missing a social clue)

High pain tolerance

Most of the time doesn't wear a shirt -> can only handle some textures; would rather not have to wear one (I can go VERY FAR to justify something, do not test me)

Uhhhhh... That's all I can think of for now

@chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter

[fairycheol]

nct 127 as older brothers

warnings: implied fem!reader, mentions of food, periods, minor injury and mental health issues

서영호

Johnny loves teasing the crap out of you, in front of family, his friends, YOUR friends, and especially around anyone he knows you like. (why you gotta be like that John ☹️)

He’s very overprotective. Luckily no one has ever tried anything with you cause ain’t nobody trying to get a 6ft tattooed man threatening to shove them in a locker (he has fr said this).

Given that Johnny was an only child for like half of his life when you first came into the picture he was NOT happy. He never liked to hold you or even sit next to you, he just thought you were gross. (it’s a baby johnny be fr)

As time went on though he grew to actually like you 😱. No but seriously, he’s very proud of the person you’ve become and tries to show up to very important events that you have because you’re his younger sibling and he loves you that much.

이태용

If i remember correctly Taeyong already has an older sister so when he found out he was getting ANOTHER sister, bro almost broke down.

Actually no he did in fact have a break down.

Unlike Johnny tho, he swore from the second you took your first breath that he was gonna nurture and care for you. He was acting more like a mom than your actual mom 🤦‍♀️

He makes you breakfast, lunch and dinner. Always has the pantry filled with your favorite snacks. He does your hair even when you don’t want him to and most importantly he keeps you from loosing your sanity.

When it came to school Taeyong always made sure you weren’t exhausting yourself physically or mentally. He’d let you cry in his arms for however long necessary to get all the nasty feelings out.

中本悠太

Yuta also already has sisters so when you were born he simply accepted having a brother would probably never happen.

Because of his older sisters Yuta is great at painting your nails, doing your make-up and doing your hair. He’s also very careful around you when it’s yk that time of the month. He’s been traumatized before and he is not gonna risk anything.

He LIVES for any school drama and it’s mandatory you give him every single detail, he’ll sit crisscross on your carpet listening to you rant while giving his two cents,

“no way she did that!” “see i never trusted her smth about the way she walks” “what a two faced bitch like seriously 😒 “

yeah he loves gossiping.

김동영

Doyoung was a little awkward when you were born because he was used to playing with other guys so having to be taught how to play with a baby let alone a girl was a little confusing.

He caught on relatively quick though (he got some paternal instincts fs) and was settling in to being a protective older brother just fine.

The two of you would eventually team up to bully your eldest brother because well it’s just what obnoxious younger siblings do.

Back to the paternal instincts, Doyoung for sure has you promise to message him every hour when you go out with friends and insist he pick you up from school or anything that involves you being gone for hours at a time.

One time, you got stood up on a date and when he picked you up and eventually got you home he snooped through your phone (cause you knocked out after crying) found the guys address and was almost arrested for destroying someone’s property.

Don’t mess with Doyoung.

정윤오

Jaehyun is just a weird older brother. That’s just the vibe he gives me. He doesn’t really care what you do or who you hang out with but if any of his friends try flirting with you *cough* Johnny *cough* then he’s gonna get overprotective,

“i love my friends but they CAN NOT be trusted in relationships, they all function on one collective brain cell” Nvm Doyoung might be the only one he trusts around you.

Jaehyun def thinks your an obnoxious little shit after you tour his ass apart for legally changing his name to YoonOh (why Jae? WHY?!), but that’s just what he gets for always making fun of you.

I also think he’s the type of brother to ask your opinion on a girl before he asks her out and if you have a y problems with a girlfriend of his cause let’s say she’s being a bitch, he 100% listens to you and breaks up with them. Love that for him.

김정우

Yk how Jungwoo kind of kept his older sister a secret? Yeah the members didn’t find out about you till like a few months ago and it was in the worst way possible.

Jungwoo was bringing the entirety of 127 to your parents house and stepped out for some groceries and told nobody you’d be getting home from school so walking through the front door you were met with a bunch of grown men standing on top of your couch holding pillows up as protection 💀.

Jungwoo likes to bring up that moment and any other embarrassing moments of yours that he’s witnessed to make fun of you, like the time at a dance recital you tripped and face planted in front of everyone. (you were 6)

Jungwoo is another MAJOR gossip queen. It’s to the point y’all have code names for people (which like same), but it really makes no sense since Jungwoo is never gonna interact with your classmates you have drama with 😭.

이민형

Idk why but Mark gives me the vibe that he’s an older brother who for some reason is just terrified of you 😭. From day one bro has kept his distance and i think he has the mindset that he’s gonna do smth to upset you so he’d rather play it safe.

The whole distance thing changed when he began spending like 90% in the SM building training at the age of 13. He got really homesick and missed the full family moment’s.

He’s a great listener tho, when school is getting stressful or arguments with friends/significant others occur he’s gonna let you talk through your feelings and on some occasions he’ll give you advice.

He’s def written poems about his family, like i’m thoroughly convinced he has written for his mom, dad his brother and now YOU 🫵🏼, it’s his way of showing his appreciation without yk, getting embarrassed having to verbally say anything.

idk if you can tell but i started running out of ideas so please give requests even if my writing is bad 🤟🏼.

[happilylovingchaos]

Music and Fic Monday for @lonestar-s5countdown

Sorry I’m late-ish! I’ll give a combination of recommendations for music and fanfics today (which is almost over where I am). And wow, there’s a lot involving TK (I’m getting concerned about how much he and Carlos get whumped, I don’t really care if it’s just me 😰).

([Re-])Surfacing Dive for Beginnings and Ends:

Beyond a lot of the stories written by @carlos-in-glasses, @paperstorm and @lemonlyman-dotcom that I think are also beautiful character studies of the Lone Star characters may not get explored enough (and in some cases even exploring parts of the characters that get most focus in-show), I wanted to give a few shout-outs to other, older one-shots/ full-length stories.

Lonely eyes, you don’t have to be alone tonight by @wwasted: A coda that takes place in between the bar scene and the end of 1x03. It’s very cute w/o dragging out too much of either man’s angst, which I liked.

The elephant in the juice bar by @taralaurel: Where Tarlos begins for real after 1x10, and TK tries and fails to keep a metaphor steady as he decides to take a chance.

Getting better by @lonestarbabe, Pigeonsplotinsecrecy: This fic really plays with the meaning of the words “begin” and “end”, especially with a mental health recovery arc and especially with TK. It’s not for everyone, but it describes how relatable, tedious, solitary and multicolored the process can be.

Rosa mundi by fiddlersgreen: A one-shot where TK, Owen, and Carlos make it to New York without incident and properly mourn for Gwyn… and it’s quite a spiritual experience.

You were the greatest thing by hoodieweather: TK is mournful after the events of season 2 as he goes to visit Gwyn and Jonah, but re-learns something important about life. Takes place in the breakup era. Before the ice storm? Actually def before the ice storm.

First aid by @heartstringsduet: I like to call this the gritty version of “Tarlos Begins”, only both characters have more fragile coping methods of surviving life in New York City. When those methods gradually fall apart and threaten to completely implode their lives, they have to face their respective truths and learn how to live— both with the people around them, the real versions of each other, and with themselves.

Not really bridal style by paperyowl: Tarlos begins again immediately post-3x04— with some relationship negotiating required. The author really nailed Tarlos’ voices for their first fic in the 9-1-1: LS fandom!

Haunted by the ghost of you by @strandnreyes: A sad and hopeful combination of 3x04 and 3x08, where Tarlos begins again with an unexpected end.

I’m not mean enough to fully recommend hurt no comfort Tarlos fics, or hurt no comfort fics in general (and I’m still less than a year into using Tumblr anyway), so for a definitive “end” fic in that category, I may direct you to MissPudim’s works where the issues with the whole Iris arc is addressed and Tarlos handles it Extremely Badly. Or this fic called Gone where… it’s… okay, hell. They still handle it bad, it’s still kind of an end and it’s a bittersweet end, albeit in an AU. And another one by bythebry, Ain’t got no tears left to cry.

Where all this love comes from by @carlos-in-glasses: I think I’m not the first one to recommend this story but I think it counts as a general “begins” for both TK and Carlos (mainly for Carlos, though). And I’m listening to Postmodern Jukebox while trying to re-recommend it… if you’re curious, I put one of their cover songs on the bottom of this post. Needless to say, I loved this fic!

TK (Begins):

Jewish for Himself by 7ate9: I felt a sense of completion to read a fic that goes into TK’s POV about how the religion Gwyn wanted to raise him under is, in a word, complicated (as hell). Yes, just as much as his career and gay identity. For that, I’m thankful to the author! (And not just because so many opportunities for TK’s Jewish rep was wasted…)

TK begins by writedontfight: Exactly what the title says, with a plausible and saddeningly real scar of loss in TK’s life.

Numb and Thirty days by come2gusu: TK begins again, and good GOD I’M SAD ABOUT 3x08 AGAIN nooOOOOOooO….

Carlos (Begins):

Duality of a day by @marjansmarwani: I loved this exploration of how double-edged the wedding day would feel for Carlos— the beginning of a new chapter in his life with TK, and the punch-to-the-face end of Gabriel’s own life (spoiler alert).

to build a home by @freneticfloetry: This story was the first “Carlos Begins” story I’d read. I thought I wouldn’t like the canon divergence that happens at the end, but I was pleasantly surprised!

Dancing, happy, seen by @endlesstwanted: Carlos’ POV as he falls in love at first sight with TK.

Silver lining’s gold and shining by @paperstorm: “Carlos begins”, with a little help from Iris. For me, it also parallels “Chimney Begins”.

I fell for you like a child (oh but the fire went wild) by ellay_gee: Told in a 5+1 format about Carlos’ experiences with love. It was so cute!

Tender eyes that shine by @alrightbuckaroo: Much like “to build a home”, this fic exuded “Carlos begins” energy with more focus on how the Reyes’ “identity” shaped Carlos, and him focusing on unlearning the emotional repression that comes with that ideal.

Music Recs for @tellmegoodbye:

If the Lone Star music team uses this cover of AC/DC my country-music side would be tickled. Just thought that a down-South version of a rock song would be a cool bookend to the pop collab “Old Town Road.”

Postmodern Jukebox is one of my favorite cover bands, and they’ve made a lot of songs I’ve heard of really appealing for me— retro takes on pop songs! This one cover of Oasis’ songs brought to mind another procedural spinoff, NCIS: New Orleans, for the jazz funeral feel added to apparently hotly-debated interpretations of the lyrics (I only just looked on Reddit, so…). But considering what’s happening, hearing the song in the context of Lone Star breaks and warms my heart.

[qprpbj]

i actually have some headcanons for the silly au (i call it “an unlikely pair”)

- modern!au

- (headcanon) pony knows how to skateboard and is trying to teach paul and Chet (Chet keeps falling, bro has like 74953 bruises)

- where paul hasn’t beat up pony but like knows of ppl that do (after becoming closer w pony him and Chet make a pact to not hurt anymore greasers)

- paul and pony definitely do workouts in the summer (paul has his college packet of football workouts) and pony runs the track to keep in shape for the szn

- pony loves to infodump to paul about his fav books (also i headcanon that pony loves music as well!) and paul listens intently bc he too loved reading and used it as an escape before he found his love of football

- pony Loves playing rdr2 (he loves the scenery and Arthur’s character as a whole!!!)

- Paul has a big ass house (obvi. rich boy) and he has a redone basement that has a pool table and pony is so fucking good at pool and Chet & paul are like ???? And pony just shrugs and smiles “it’s just math guys!”

- movie nights happen at Paul’s place w the soc gang (marcia, cherry, chet, paul) and pony (sometimes Bev as well!)

- bev does makeovers with pony (puts him in Paul’s socy clothes and takes pics for blackmail purposes hehehe) (posts them on her priv insta story, chet and paul ofc screenshot them) cherry ofc screenshots it and sends it to soda and soda sends it to the gang and they all dog on him like CRAZY (pony is defending himself over FaceTime w twobit like ��bro they Made me Please”

- Chet & Paul are basically like ponys protective older bros and guard dogs (he’s the same way w them tbh, like if some soc beats up paul bc he’s hanging w a “dirty greaser” pony fucking sees red and basically almost kills the guy for hurting paul) (pony is collecting older bros like pokemon at this point)

- marbit and cherrycola have double dates (two & soda tolerate paul bc of their girls (and pony), they ain’t besties but they are civil)

- chet will buy pony cokes bc he knows he loves them (will hide them behind his back and be like i got you somethingggggggg and be all smiley)

- Chet and marcia call pony “cowboy” because pony Always brings up how Marcia said it sounded like he belonged in a western film

- i know for a fact that the socs drag race just like the greasers do sometimes, so paul is def taking Cherry, pony, marcia, and chet (chet is the one driving in the race, Paul is w him as a passenger to watch for cops) pony would be so nervy for chet and just be like "pls don't die" and like be concerned and chet is like "I've been doing this since i was like 15 'll be good kiddo" and Chet just ruffles ponys hair ))):

— okie yapping over!! Here’s another moodboard (I love sharing my silly thoughts about this au, do you mind if I randomly just share them in ur dropbox?)

ok wait pony and paul doing workouts and conditioning together is making me sooooo. sigh. pony running track to keep himself ontop of tryouts whenever track comes back and paul practicing for football. ur killing me actually. both of them collapsing on the field when they’re too exhausted to even moveeeee. pony correcting paul’s running and form. it’s so special to Me

also yapper/listener bffs will always be sooo real sigh. the darry pony and paul pony parallels… i think pony loves classical music idk why but i’ve always thought this. nerds out soooo bad over ancient composers and his friends r just like ok whatever you say kid 👍

CHERRYCOLAAA i love you for this. soda being like wtf are you even doing there and pony’s just 🧍🧍. again. dare i bring up the pony darry parallels. pony in the bigger boys socy clothes and all it reminds darry of is when that used to be him bc pretending to be something ur not is so much more fascinating than accepting the shitty life you were born into!!!!!

marbit cherry cola double dates….. goofy little greaser boy best friends trying to impress their sweet pretty lil girlfriend best friends. sighhh

pls keep yapping as much as you want i love this lil au of urs so far <3

[vivalas-vega]

firecracker / bradley ‘rooster’ bradshaw x reader / part one

first new post in a hot min !!! as most of us I’ve recently become obsessed with our favorite flyboys and after reading prob every post on here about them I wanted to take a crack at writing my own. this is def setting the stage for what’s to come so not a whole lot going on here, but I hope y’all enjoy!! 

firecracker / part one / rooster x reader

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word count: 2.4k

warnings: mentions of an ill-advised one night stand, rooster being an ass for just a minute but he redeems himself

“What do we have here?” The cocky pilot’s smirk could be heard from all the way across the bar as the two naval aviators made their way through, trailed by Payback and Fanboy. “If it ain’t Pheonix and Firecracker. And I thought we were special, Coyote, turns out the invite went to anyone.”

“Oh, don’t start with me, Bagman,” You warned, a playful smirk tugging at the corners of your lips.

“Hangman.” He corrected.

“Fellas, you’re looking at the only two naval aviators on active duty with confirmed air-to-air kills.” Phenoix bragged on her friends behalf, Hangman being collateral damage in her efforts.

“Don’t blow smoke up his ass, Pheonix, the other guy was in a muesum piece from the Korean war.”

“Cold war,” Coyote corrected you.

“Different wars, same century.” Payback retorted, while Fanboy added not this one. The group went around making introductions while you and Hangman kept locked eyes, wondering who would break first. Your attention was only pulled by the newest member no one seemed to know… or knew when he arrived.

“Oh, I-I’ve been here the whole time.” He supplied, and you thought he had a boyish charm about him.

“The mans a stealth pilot,” Hangman joked, eyeing you from his perch on the pool table.

“Weapons systems officer, actually.” 

“With no sense of humor.”

“Why don’t you make yourself useful and go grab me a round? Or have we forgotten you still have a debt to settle with me?” You asked, redirecting your attention to Hangman.

“Fiesty as always, Firecracker. Your usual coming right up,” he flashed you his signature smirk, passing you the pool cue before making his way to Penny at the bar.

“What do they call you?” You asked.

“Bob,” he answered, a small smile on his lips.

You couldn’t help but chuckle, “no, your callsign.”

“Uh… Bob.”

“Bob Floyd? You’re my new backseater? From Lemoore?” Phoenix asked, a little incredulously. 

“Looks like it,” he nodded, seemingly a little nervous to have the only two women in the group focusing all of their attention on him. 

“Nine ball, Bob. Rack ‘em.” You said, giving him a reassuring smile and passing him the cue before taking a step away from the table, intending to meet Hangman at the bar but getting distracted by a certain distinguished pilot seemingly wanting to make his presence unknown.

“Well well, isn’t this a surprise.” You tutted, standing next to Maverick and trying not to smirk at the look on his face.

“I’ve been spotted.”

“Sure as hell not doing a good job at hiding yourself,” you gestured at the packed bar of Naval officers. You stared at each other for a moment before laughing and he stood to hug you.

“You look well.” He commented, sitting back down.

“Would be better if a certain decorated pilot would clue me in as to what the hell we’re all doing back here?”

“And ruin the surprise? Can’t have that,” he smiled.

“Rooster know you’re here?”

“How’d you know Rooster got called in for this?” He shot back.

“Look around, Mav, we’re all the best of the best in active duty, I took a leap of faith.” 

“He doesn’t want to talk to me.” You hummed at his response.

“Well, godspeed, Mav. I assume I’ll be seeing you soon,” you tapped the bar and returned to your group, not wanting to draw anyones eyes and let it be known you have more connections in North Island than you’re letting on. 

“Bradshaw! Is that you?” Pheonix called out, shooting you a look as your gaze shifted behind Fanboy to none other than Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw walking into the Hard Deck. He sauntered over to the pool table, not even sparing you a glance. “This is how I find out you’re stateside?” 

“Yeah, thought I’d surprise you.” He answered, tucking his sunglasses into his shirt and finally looking your way as Pheonix lined up her shot, hitting him right in the abdomen as she did.

“Guess I surprised you back.”

“Good to see you,” he said, still doubled over before giving her a pat on the shoulder and moving to make the rounds. Hangman came back with drinks in hand, giving you yours and queuing a new song on the jukebox. 

“Bradshaw, as I live and breathe.” He made his way around the pool table, taking the pool cue from Bob who was just about to take his shot. 

“Hangman, you look… good.”

“Well, I am good, Rooster.” You rolled your eyes at the arrogance rolling off his body in waves. “I’m very good, in fact, I am too good to be true.”

“Give it a rest, Ken Doll.” You sighed, your personal callsign for the man circling around you earning a chuckle from the rest of the pilots. 

“So… anybody know what this special detachment is all about?” Payback asked from his seat by the window.

“No, a missions a mission, doesn’t confront me.” Hangman leaned down to line up his next shot as Rooster subtly shook his head, “what I wanna know, who’s gonna be team leader?” He stood looking around, “which one of you has what it takes to follow me?”

“Hangman, the only place you’ll lead anyone is an early grave.” Rooster retorted, earning some chatter from the group.

He flashed his megawatt smile, coming around the table to stand face-to-face with Bradley, “well, anyone who follows you is just gonna run out of fuel. But that’s just you, ain’t it, Rooster? You’re snug on that perch, waiting for just the right moment that never comes.” 

“Are you two being serious right now?” You asked, looking between them before Hangman broke away, saying something about loving this song.

“Well, he hasn’t changed.” Phoenix said, standing next to you and Rooster.

“Nope, sure hasn’t… but Firecracker knows all about that, doesn’t she?” 

“So… this is starting now, got it.” You sighed, taking a sip of your tequila soda. 

The pool game continued with more friendly fire as the group got acquainted, and your eyes trailed to the entrance as more pilots trickled in.

“What the hell kind of mission is this?” Fanboy asked.

“That’s not the question we should be asking,” Nat said leaning over the pool table, “everyone here is the best there is, who the hell are they gonna get to teach us?” You chose this moment to break away as the music cut out and made your way over to where Rooster was fiddling with the piano, everyone slowly following suit. Penny rang the bell again and your smirked to yourself, not watching as you knew Mav was getting hauled out of the bar and tossed into the sand. You watched as Rooster began singing, and soon everyone in the bar was too. Rooster always had that effect, he walks into a room and suddenly it’s his, and you couldn’t help but smile as all the other pilots danced and sang around you. If you didn’t know any better it was like you, Rooster and Pheonix were back in Top Gun for the first time, singing Great Balls of Fire and destressing after a long day on base. But, you did know better, and a lot had changed between now and then. 

“Not feeling the party spirit, Firecracker?” Hangman taunted, following you out onto the patio where you looked out at the ocean before you as he looked you up and down, “almost forgot what you looked like out of uniform,” he muttered, taking in your short sundress. “If I recall correctly, you always were the party.”

“You recall nothing, Hangman,” you sighed, finishing off your drink and shoving it into his hand, signaling you were ready for another. “What happened to ‘what happens on the mission, stays on the mission’?” You asked. 

“You left an impression, darlin’.” His smirk made you scoff.

“Stop it, that rugged southern charm might have worked when I was six drinks deep and you were there, but it’s not working now so direct your efforts to one of the girls in there that would love a night in the sack with a decorated pilot.” 

“See, but I was hoping for a night in the sack, as you so crudely put it, with another decorated pilot.” You had to give it to him, he was persistent. 

“You don’t give a rats ass about anyone’s accomplishments other than your own, so don’t pretend you’re suddenly interested now. I mean it, Hangman. Now, get me a refill.” You tapped the empty glass in his hand before rejoining the fray.

“What the hell was that about?” Phoenix asked lowly, pulling out a chair for you at the table everyone had moved to. 

“The past coming back to haunt me,” you replied, giving Hangman a fake smile as you all but snatched your drink from his hands.

“Where are your manners?” He teased and you rolled your eyes.

“Three years of my drinks on your tab, Bagman, You’ll get a thank you when the bet has reached it’s expiration.” 

“What bet did he lose?” Fanboy asked, suddenly intrigued. 

“Firecracker, don’t-” suddenly Hangman was no longer the macho tough guy he’d spent all night strutting around pretending to be, but a desperate man who’s only current goal was to keep you from spilling the beans.

“I’m so glad you asked, Fanboy. We were on the same mission a few years back, and-” suddenly Hangman was in your space, lips brushing your ear and you cocked your head slightly.

“Add on another year.”

“What was that?” You taunted, trying to keep the smirk off your face.

“Add another year, just for the love of god do not mention that evening.” You pondered as you sipped your drink, wanting him to squirm for a minute.

“Sorry boys, Bagman would rather me drink him out of house and home and a deals a deal.” You finally said, turning to shake on it. 

“Never thought I’d see the day when someone could make Hangman grovel.” Coyote joked from across the table.

“Well, she has her charms.” Rooster said, mostly under his breath, and if you hadn’t been sitting next to him you might not have even heard it. 

“Really, Bradley?” You whispered, turning to him. “Can you let it go?” 

He shrugged, “just thought you were better than that, turns out I was wrong.” You were silent as his words washed over you, looking up at him trying to understand when Rooster became someone you hardly recognized. You just nodded, finishing off your drink and standing up. 

“Good to see you, Rooster.” You waved your goodbyes to everyone else, shrugging your jacket on and stepping out into the cool night air. You pulled your phone out, firing a text to Penny that you’d be back for your car tomorrow and sighed as you started for the beach.

“Wait… Y/N wait,” part of you expected it to be Hangman running after you but were shocked to hear Bradley’s voice.

“What, Bradshaw? Have some more digs you wanna get in?” You asked, not even looking back as you strode out into the sand. 

“That’s fair.” He said, quickly catching up and falling into pace beside you, “I’m sorry.” 

“Are you? Because it’s been two years since we’ve spoken and everything you’ve said to me tonight has been a thinly veiled insult.”

“I wasn’t expecting to see you, I know I’ve been a bit of an ass lately and seeing you just threw me for a loop.”

“Great excuse, Bradshaw.” 

“Wow, really making me work for it…” he muttered, “also fair,” he added, seeing the look you shot him. 

“You disappeared, Bradley. I mean, we were best friends and you literally ghosted me, and then we all show up for this mission and you act like a dick because, what - because I slept with Hangman?” You stopped, turning to face him. “I’ve turned a blind eye to all the somewhat questionable girls you’ve taken home, so what gives?” 

“You’re not me, you don’t make shitty decisions about your personal life like that.”

“Jesus Christ, Rooster. It was a one night thing two years ago on a mission. I figured you’d know better than anyone shit happens when you’re on a mission and tensions are high. I wouldn’t have told you if it meant you were going to stop talking to me.” 

“I didn’t… it wasn’t my intention to, I got called to a mission and then so much time had passed it… it felt weird.”

“You’re full of great excuses tonight.” You resumed walking. 

“What do you know about this mission?” He asked, changing the subject.

“As much as you,” you replied simply. 

“Come on, I saw you at the bar with him, and you’re…”

“You’re gonna keep that to yourself, right? I already have too much of a connection with Mav that I know is going to get out at some point or another. I’d really rather not have to explain that I’m the famous Iceman’s daughter.”

“You know I would never, I know how much you want your career separated from his.” 

“You’ve gotta forgive him, Roos.” You said after a few moments of silence, slipping back into old patterns. “He’s going to be our instructor.”

“No, I don’t. He set me back four years,” his expression was steely and you stopped, tugging his hand as you sank down into the sand. 

“Yeah and Ice pulled my papers too. Look where we ended up, still two of the best pilots in the Navy.”

“I just don’t see it that way.”

“Because you’re not trying to. Plus… we got experiences they’ll never have. While they were all freshly eighteen signing their lives away, we got four years. Four whole years of doing whatever we wanted. Was it annoying that once we got in we had to work twice as hard? Sure, but I wouldn’t change it.” 

“You’re annoying,” he muttered.

“Only because deep down you know I’m right. You gotta let it go.”

“I really am sorry, I never meant for shit between us to get like that.” He said sincerely, finally turning to look at you.

“Yeah yeah, don’t get sappy on me now. Come on, your room is still as you left it.” You said standing.

“No, you don’t have to let me crash with you.” 

“It’s not crashing when you have your own room, you’ll be doing me a favor. It’s too big of a house for just me.” 

“Alright, but I’m not making breakfast.”

“We’ll see about that.”

part two

[yakultii]

I kid you not I was just sitting in the uni library and before getting up to give up for the day and leave I wrote in my notes app kinda jokingly but kinda not:

“maybe western beliefs are just so wrong maybe no amount of doctor can fix me maybe I am simply cursed lol for I have sinned many times and seek no forgiveness - a new level of insanity or clarity” (Ik my notes are full of weird shit.. I was also studying medical dominance and how westerners have made it seemingly superior to other forms of health practices/understandings such as religious sin etc for context)

AND I WALK OUT OF THE LIBRARY, START WALKING HOME WITH MY SAD MUSIC ON REPEAT, ON THE VERGE OF TEARS FOR NO REASON(bc life rough but im fine), ON THE EDGE OF CAMPUS AND AM FULLY FINDING MYSELF WILLINGLY BEING PREACHED TO BY A CULT about the heavenly mother oh my god they’re getting smarter LIKE SM SMARTER cause I almost believed this was just a hella feminist Christian for a solid 10 minutes help im out of practice I haven’t been approached by a cult member in like 6 months cos I rarely leave the house ANYWAYS luckily for me I have an unhealthy special interest? in the researching of cults and every single step of their indoctrination particularly the correlation of various korean cults indoctrinating australian white women (when I say cults I don’t just mean religious organisation, cos while there is valid argument that all religion could TECHNICALLY be cult-like, I need u to know I respect religion for others and what it is and am aware there are some prominent factors which differentiate normal religious organisation from genuine proper cult) luckily this particular cult wasn’t going to take me to meet its rapist leader in korea like most the other in melb but it does isolate u from ppl u know and force u to “donate” all ur money lmao fail bc im already socially isolated and I have no money LOLOOL anyways usually they ask for ur number but they also have half given up when u tell them u used to be religious and ur not anymore bc ur critical but this time they just gave me their number cos I think they thought I was like fully convinced cos I was stupidly engaging in the discourse with half interest (but only bc I was trying to make sense if what they were telling me was accurate or not from a religious standpoint bc I was raised Catholic) but sneakily she was telling me all about the Hebrew bible and shit with examples of Hebrew text I couldn’t read LOLOL and what I rlly should have said is god is not my mother or father bitch my (ex) god ain’t male or female, my god if existent be a genderless non human spirit referred to as “he” bc we live in a patriarchal society where male pronouns are pretty standard in referring to just about anything in English language ANYWAYS I lowkey love engaging w cult members while some ppl say dangerous I usually detach my interest while talking as further research into their communicative ways but today I was caught so off guard bc at my particular uni there are usually just religious preachers sometimes who have no ill intent and see my gay stickers on my laptop and give up before they even start knowing they are gonna fail but these ppl defs didn’t go to my uni they were just waiting on the outskirts for sad uni students to approach LMAO mission accomplished also they told me im a good listener when I was like zoning out bc I said yes yes yes when they asked me if I was aware of particular religions events and terms lol that was not very convincing bc I was not demonstrating good listening at all ANYWAYS this was a pointless and probably an incomprehensible story that I cbf reading over hope u enjoyed stay safe don’t go getting indoctrinated into a cult

[straightouttatheashes]

SEND ‘🍳’, THEY HAVE TO TALK ABOUT SOMEONE WHO INSPIRES THEM. IF THE EMOJI CANNOT BE SEEN, SEND ‘Fried Egg’.

“Just one person? Cause I got so many.” Phe smirks before shrugging a shoulder. “Aight! Well, straight up, Dice does. He’s always been one right at the top of my list. That man has everything put together and if he doesn’t, well he ain’t showing it, right? He’s got shit sorted and he knows what he does and doesn’t wanna waste energy on. I mean, sure he’s got waaaay more experience than me for sure, but I reckon he’s got what he wants figured out by now. It’s admirable, yeah?”

“I’m pretty sure I know what I want, but I mean….Dice is just…” She frowns, trying to put thoughts into words. “He’s someone who you’d def wanna take notes out of his book. He doesn’t fly off the handle, he doesn’t fight for no reason. He’s strong, fun to be around and just overall a guy you want in your corner. Plus, the way he uses those weapons and props in his performances? Unf. He’s got reaaaaal good form.”

ty @turning-through-the-never

@dicenne

[honeyflies05]

ITS TIME FOR MY 6x13 THOUGHTS BUCKLE UP PEOPLE!!

WE SURVIVED

WE DID IT!!!

that looks fun wtf

i wanna join that cycling class

I am char char is me

what is gonna happen with the water bottle

yo he good?

apparently not

if my thighs poison me just let me die

WHY IS BUCK BACK TO WORK??? LET MY BOY REST!!!!

Jesus they’re all goin💀

“did he just do math?? in his head??” CHIM-

SCREAMING

ANGELA BASSET WOOOOOOOOO

DAMN SHE RAN CROSS COUNTRY?? makes sense

denny missed the bus💀💀

denny and chim connection?? didn’t know I needed it

CHRIS ASKING HIM MATH WUESTIONS DJCIDHSHW I CALLED IT

BUCKS HANDS WITH THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY ANFJCUSBA

ESP DIFUDHSHSHAHAHA

buck and chris relationship >>

that IS a classic origin story

“HE COULD GIVE ME THE ANSWERS TO MY MATH HOMEWORK” THATS LJTERALLY ON MY BINGO CARD AKFICHDHS

MADDY BACK TO WORK MADDY BACK TO WORK MADDY BACK TO WORK!!!!!

that looks like a pioneer woman dish🤨

poor maddy💀💀

okay we’re back

I DO THIS WITH MY PARENTS ALL THE TIME AKDICHSA

…that house is green

WHO WAS IN THEIR HOUSE????

“you and law enforcement” NSIDHDHSHA

BUCK HAVING A CROWD AROUND HIM AND GETTING MONEY FOR HIS MATH DJCIDUDBWNWJEUW

HIM COUNTING THE MONEY SKFUDJDISBWA I CANT

she’s gonna have an asthma attack aint she

i too want a haircut without my mom’s permission

he seems like a creep💀

i don’t want him to do my hair

NOW GIRL-

WHY WOULD YOU THROW A BLOWTORCH

ALLERGIC TO WATER???

JESUS THE SCISSORS

the dead nebulizer stare AKDJFJDJS

WHERES DENNY

DENNY

…husband???

OH DENNY’S DAD

I GOT A MED EXPRESS AD DURINF THE BREAK ANDIHFHS

denny’s gonna get his ass BEAT

no Karen’s right

no bc see now I’m torn

athena going full police is so,,,,

they’re gonna station someone outside hUH

BUDDIE BUDDIE BUDDIE BUDDIE

RED AND BLUE COLOR THEORY

I’ve seen this part before

why does Eddie walk in here like he does this every Saturday night??💀

THREE MINUTES AND SEVENTEEN SECONDS!!!!!!!

I’m gonna be honest how tf do you play poker

MEHTA IS TRYING SO HARD SKFUUDS

HES GONNA GET CALLED OUT

“maths not his thing” YEAH! ITS NOT!

EDDIE LOOKS CONCERNED

“imagine that” SHE IS SO,,

PLAYBOY BUCKLEY!!!!!

EDDIE IS ONLY ARM CANDY!!!!!!!!!!

BUCK IS GONNA WIPE THEM OUT OH MY GODDDD

WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

HE JUST LOOKS TO EDDIE

STEAKS???? S T E A K S ? ?

she noticed.

oh so my guy was FR HURT??

no fr why didn’t his dad come to them?? HES THE ADULT.

okay can we agree the looks eddie was giving buck we’re NOT straight

OMG HENS MOM?????

i want denny’s mushroom shirt #imgay

hen’s mom being the mediator and voice of reason is so,,, ♥️💜♥️💜💗💜💕💜

denny had good intentions but also he’s like 12 so

what’s she got stuck up her asshole.

A VIBRATOR??

BUCK AND EDDIE QUESTIONING HIM??

HER BLADDER???

his math ain’t helping💀💀💀

EDDIE YELLING AT HIM FOR THINKING AB HIS PAST RELATIONSHIPS THAGS HOW IM TAKING KT

hen knows how much that must hurt

NOTHING PREPARED ME FOR THAT CALL

buck was DEF on the phone with that girl he fucked in the firetruck

hen and chim bestieism

MADDIE WHY WOULD YOU INVITE HER IN

oh she SNEAKY

ATHENA!!!!!!

oh she wants a LETTER

WHY SHE TAKIN ALL THEIR MAIL????

THENA!!!!💜💜

okay but WHY does she want the mail

coupons💀💀💀

woooohoooo back to prison!!

buck would DEF use jeeyun for money skdichdhsha

my mom says aisha and hen’s mom’s actress are biologically related

hen’s mom is speaking truths with letting denny see his dad BUT telling his moms he’s doing it too and letting them regulate it like ADULTS

“like I got hit by a car” oh so he GOT JOKES???

YOURE AN ADULT??? YOU SHOULDVE SAID SOMETHING.

them being ADULTS and creating ground rules!!!!!

Karen and hen being amazing mothers once again god they stay winning

CHRIS AND BUCK!!!

chris is his sous chef!!!

COOKIES

America not using the metric system has its downfalls once again

“you know what a porterhouse is???”

“Buck.. I’m from texas” THAT HAD THE SAME ENUNCIATION AS “buck you don’t even have a couch!”

I LOVE ANGELA BASSET

that’s the same room Buck was in😭😭😭

henren fans were FED tonight (me)

ARE WE GONNA SEE BUCK FIGHT HIS WAY THROUGH A CROWD BECAUSE IM READY

i can’t wait until I leave for college and my roommate has to deal with me and my 911 brain

[jinkicake]

The brainrot has landed on kazuha yet again bc I see airheads having ship wars on Tiktok and me as a multi shipper is like💀💀 like I adore Beidou as kazuha’s mom or older sister but In canon they are like the same age so you can’t get mad if people ship them😂 like personally my ship chart is me w a line drawn to all the characters🥰 Like I hc kazuha as for the STREETS!! Do not ask me what was happening in that little crux clash arc lmao I was NOT paying attention to the plot “Kazuha you know I didn’t bring you here just to listen to your musings”” I’m aware😏” HELLO??? WHY DID THEY SAY IT LIKE THAT YOU CAM HEAR THE SMIRK IN HIS VOICE LIKE AGSHS IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE FLIRTING ABOUT THE TRAVELER THE WHOLE TIME TO ME😭 and they had to travel for probably weeks to months to get to Inazuma and through the storm so they all slept on the same boat….. 📝📝📝like ik in my heart kazuha is wild (not only bc it’s canon be is seeming well behaved but he threatens to break a man’s fingers to watch him freakout) but because got that anemo spice no way the traveler ain’t get some while they was stuck in an isolated area w either of them Beidou is very fond of them and touchy AND I didn’t have my teapot set up so they slept on board w them around👀👀 like as far as I’m aware kazuha is the ship slut like any crew-mate that feels pent up will somehow find kazuha at their quarters when it’s lights out looking to help them “relax” and the traveler being a shiny new fresh face that will be traveling with them overseas for an extended period of time? Lol okay sure none of them fucked🙄🙄 like Beidou def smothers you w her tits anime side hug style, while kazuha is sitting next to you smiling and laughing along w his captains antics but you’re hyper aware of the hand that has a firm grip on your thigh that feels like it’s getting higher. To the crew it just looks like they’ve taken a deep liking to you and are glad to have you on board but they will definitely take you back to one of their rooms when it’s time to retire. I see a lot of people saying that Beidou would dommy mommy both of you but Beidou gives big switch energy,like ningguang definitely gives her the Jade strap😇 she likes to have it be a power play like she will tease you so you can get irritated and top her! And kazuha likes to play with his food. You don’t notice the gleam in their eyes when they walk you back to the captains quarters hands on you. As soon as the door closes you feel kazuha’s lips on your neck and shoulders murmuring how they’ll take such good care of you and Beidou slipping off your clothes while making direct eye contact with you. Kazu is into shibari Duh so he’s letting Beidou tease you while he takes his sweet time typing you up. They definitely work together to use you and they want to see you loose it more than anything kazuha as you in a mating press while the caption is grinding on your face and rubbing your clit w her fingers🥴 or Beidou is Fucking you from behind while you’re drooling into kazuha’s lap and he’s cooing words @ you “open your mouth for me sweetheart want to make sure I’m all the way down your throat” he’s such a sweet sadist and he will work with Beidou and against her in order to keep you in your toes. You’re tied up wiggling your hips begging for any sort of friction while kazuha is eating her out right in front of you; god forbid you misbehave😭😭 kazuha will overstimulate you to hell and back seeing how many times you can cum before you’re begging for a break while the queen of the seas is using her electo vision in your clit smiling at how your eyes roll back🥰🥰 they are FR menace to society!! Kazuha seeing she’s trying to get you alone and he snatches you up to fuck you on her bed💕 Beidou sneaking you below deck while they’re docked to stock up on supplies while kazuha is out and about to eat you out until your legs are shaking, I bet she can use her vision on her tongue too👀👀 kazuha comes back to see you weak in the knees and out of breath….. yeah I wouldn’t have lasted the ship ride to Inazuma LMAO

no i stay so far away from ship wars (in general but most def w genshin) bc people take it TOO personally LOL,,, i like to mix and match ships everyone is just so shippable! put xiao here and then there, put childe there and thoma over here.... it's too fun!

no i agree abt beidou and kazuha like let's be real! shes fucking hot who wouldn't want her? heheh i like kazuha w so many people hes so cute i cant not put him w other anemo characters or with miss sexy beidou~

NO LITERALLY on the ship to inazuma i know the traveler was running back and forth between beidous room and kazuhas room and ya know what maybe they all shared a room! it's fun! and by traveler i mean me!

switch!beidou? You think so?! i've never really considered it but.... i- i like it and now need it. no i too like kazuha as a playful asshole like i love when he's sweet and carefree too but like.... there is just something about him teasing and messing with you for his own enjoyment hehehe

whoever finds themself lucky enough to be placed between kazuha and beidou i wish them good luck! i think i would d!3 by the end of it LOOOOL like beidou fucks with you then kazuha fucks with you and then they both fuck with you- my heart is racing at the thought!

[coolk1d777]

It’s 4 days before my birthday and a day i was once excited for I am no longer .. me and ole dude haven’t been fighting but it’s a lot of what’s understood feelings and we’ve just been coexisting, we barely sleep in the same room together anymore and he’s been distant and so have I .. we still do things to show we care for one another but our vibe is no longer . What do you do when you feel and physically see your bond and relationship with your person slipping and both does nothing to stop it .. I’m an over thinker so my mind has been racing with thoughts and the hurt me is like fuck it, you’ve seen this before they always cheat and try to hide it but somthing in you tell you somthings off , and I’ve made it apparent that it must be me because his demeanor changes when he comes around me , he’s a huge dick , and its honestly pushing me away .. no I’ll never cheat because In this moment all I want is his attention and for us to talk but the way I’m over trying to save relationships I’m feeling like it is what it is , idc to be cute because I’ve tried .. and my mind is like chill out he ain’t feeling it and he shows he’s not feeling it , we are not who we were and I understand ppl change but not like this , it’s like he makes it obviously it’s not me he wants to hug and talk to , it’s not me who has his attention and he says it’s because he’s trying to get everything right for my birthday but I thought on my day, the one day it’s dedicated to me I’m supposed to feel special and In the days leading up to it I’m supposed to be excited .. but I’m not , I’m not happy at all I’ve held back so many tears and just said fuck it so many times .. Why? Why me ? I’ve prayed , but damn shit really hurts .. my mind is telling me he’s cheating I just feel like he is .. I’ll ask and he either looks over it or say somthing like “ I don’t have time to cheat” and most times niggas make time to cheat because by the words of my ex husband “ it’s the thrill of getting caught” 😂 like nigga what? I’m your wife and you cheat because you want to get caught ? What kind of toxic shit is that .. and their both Taurus … 😒 Ig I didn’t learn my lesson , speaking of my ex he messaged me apologizing for eveything that happened , at the time his current fiancé did the most and just sheeted herself into eveything and always talked about how I was irrelevant and I’m ruining his life when they are the ones who constantly called and text me from random numbers about divorce papers that my ex refused to sign multiple times before !! She made it so obvious that she felt some way about me due to whatever reason , but that’s not my buisness they are no longer together like I figured because she isn’t the first , majority of the girls he dated after we broke up 4 years ago might I add , has always felt some way about me when I didn’t have a clue who they were .. but again not my buisness , I remove myself every chance I get cause shìt is really just pointless .. he hmu about 3x a week to ask how I’m doing but that’s about it , a lot of ppl say you can’t be friends with your ex but I’m cool with mine , I have no feelings what’s so ever for them , we were cool before things ended no hate from my end so it doesn’t bother me but out of respect for my current , I don’t entertain it .. but him on the other hand he makes it obvious he still some way about his ex and if he had the chance I don’t doubt he would def go back to his ex .. fucked up but Ig that just how the cookie continues to crumble . I’ve noticed taurus has that ex they will always run back to and can’t get over.. I hope we can work through whatever and we can sit down and talk to each other about what’s going on , cause I hate this feeling.. if he gon cheat or has cheated I wish he be man enough to fuckin say it so I can let this go and start healing .. I can hold my own , it won’t be anything new for me .. just to say the least my birthday looks like I’m gonna be crying on my birthday again 🙂. Happy 25th to me 🎉