#if we got the female dragon bean but then had to wait longer for the male one id be kinda annoyed ngl

[magic-biscuit]

I keep seeing people mention this as a possibility and im over here like please dont

(I know that also means the possibility of getting a free one through getting the game itself but id rather not throw over 500 orbs at a banner that has no guaranteed copy.)

[saikostories]

FT - A Moment with You pt12

"Mira.. have you seen Lucy?" Gray came up to the bar. "No. I don't think she has come in yet.. so Gray.. I heard from several people that you and Lucy left together yesterday.. how was your date?" Mira said with hearts in her eyes. "It…" he blushed.. "went well."

"I KNEW IT! YOU TWO ARE DATING!" Mira screamed.

Everyone looked over at them.

"Mira…" Gray face palmed himself. "Gray-sama…" a voice was heard behind him.

His heart rate increased. … he gulped.. turning around he found himself face to face with Juvia.

"Juvia is ready for our date now." She blushed and squirmed.

Gray was cringing now.. he could feel the dark aura behind him.

"Gray….." Mira said with dark aura swirling around her.. "Mira.. wait.. hear me out." Gray said with his hands up in surrender. His face pale with fear...

It was darker in this portion of the forest.. the trees were tall and sunlight traveled in beams of yellow warm light through the leaves above. Gajeel was holding onto Lucy's hand tightly. She was stumbling a lot and was trying to act like nothing was bothering her. It didn't help that the ground had tree roots sprouting everywhere that aided in making the journey more difficult for her. And yet once again, she tripped on a root.. and Gajeel lunged to grab her. He held tightly onto her waist and had a deep frown on his face. He was annoyed.

"Thanks.." Lucy said with a flushed face. "Bunnygirl.. you can't be tripping on every tree root in this whole dang forest." He growled. "It's not every tree root! And do you see the ground? Do you not see the amount of tree roots popping out everywhere?" "Do you not see them? I'm not the one tripping. I swear… I think you've become even more clumsy than before you got the dragon lacrima… or blind." "HEY!" Lucy pouted. "Oiy Lily.. Take her ahead." "Okay." Lily said as he flew into the air and grabbed ahold of Lucy.

The two flew ahead dodging trees.

"I can walk just fine.." Lucy mumbled. "Sorry Lucy.. you have to admit though.. you are pretty clumsy" "LILY!"

Lily smirked as he kept on flying. And soon… Lucy's eyes widened as they came closer to a dark mass..

"Metallicana.." she whispered. The dragon's head rose and his tail slowly moved away from his body.

"So.. we meet again." Metallicana said Lily landed Lucy gently on her feet and flew down to the ground. Not a second later, Gajeel ran up next to them.

"What took you so long brat." The dragon hissed at Gajeel. "Don't look at me.. she was the one lagging and tripping over every little thing on the way here." Gajeel crossed his arms.

Lucy looked over at Gajeel and glared… "I did not." she seethed. "Tch.. did too." Gajeel glared back at her. "Did not." Lucy crossed her arms. "Did too." Gajeel bent closer to her and continued to glare.

"Silence." Metallicana growled at them. "Gajeel… go and get firewood ready.. it's already almost dark." "Yea yea…" Gajeel said as he turned around and went back into the forest.. "I'll… go help too." Lily said as he flew away.

Lucy stood standing alone in front of Metallicana. "uhm.. hello." She said nervously.

Metallicana raised his eyebrow at her in amusement. "uhm… you said you wanted to speak with me?" Lucy was beyond nervous… she was speaking to a dragon.. Gajeel's father.. the great Iron Dragon…

"Who are you?" "heh…?!" "I asked.. who are you?"

"I'm… Lucy Heartfilia of FairyTail. The only child of Layla and Jude Heartfilia. Celestial mage.."

"Wrong."

Lucy was startled.. "Try.. again." He stood up and Lucy took a step back. "I'll give you one last try."

She was sweating bullets now.. why had Lily and Gajeel left her all alone with Metallicana.. WHY?!

"Uhmm…. Uhm…." Lucy looked up at the dragon standing before her.. the sunlight that managed to pass through the leaves above reflected upon Metallicana's metal surface. Her anxiety began to subside.. and instead.. admiration of Metallicana's beauty and power began to grow… not fear like she had experienced during the Eclipse Gate fiasco.. but awe.. of what mighty Dragons were supposed to be.

Dragons….

Dragons…

She clenched her chest.. "I.. am Lucy Heartfilia… Celestial… dragon slayer." Her eyes widened… and she looked into Metallicana's eyes. The dragon gave a sharp toothy grin.. "Well… at least you're smart.. and not completely hopeless."

Lucy paled…

Awkward silence ensued after…Metallicana waited in amusement for what Lucy would do next.. but to his boredom.. she just stood absolutely still.. like a deer in headlights..

He brought his head down to his paws and closed his eyes.

"There are things you need to know about being a dragon slayer.. especially being the celestial dragon slayer."

Lucy's eyes widened.. she had never expected Metallicana.. to actively seek her out to help her.

"Long ago.. there was female dragon that fell in love with a male dragon. And that female dragon was loved by many males that fought over her.. even killing each other… for she had beauty and scales of gold. One day… she was taken and forced into a partnership by a powerful male dragon.. refusing to be with a dragon she didn't love, she died. And so the did the dragon that mated her."

He noticed her wide eyes and great attention to his story.

"You…. are in a position where you are being sought by the dragon slayers around you.. you are in no different a situation than that of that female dragon. A dragon can only have one partner in life… I am sure you are smart enough to know why I am telling you this story."

Lucy's wide gaze now went to the ground… she tried to make sense of everything being told.

"If they fall in love with you.. what do you think will happen to them? When the power of dragons is fueled by our emotions and ties with those around us.. "

She fell to her knees..

"You've seen first hand… what the power of emotion does to a dragon slayer.." She thought back to the times Natsu.. Gajeel.. Laxus.. all were consumed by their emotions.. their power… the formation of dragon scales on their skin.. their teeth. Their eyes… the thought of the three attacking each other in uncontrollable rage.. made her heart sink.. and even the thought that if she chose the wrong dragon slayer or man.. that she could end up dead along with her forceds partner.. made her blood run cold. "Why do you think they came back for you.. disregarding all the dangers of time travel.. they have changed the entire course of time… the future is completely altered…"

She brought her hands up to her head.. She remembered their competitiveness with each other.. their weird glances at each throughout the day.. unconsciously.. they had declared war on one another. Their possessiveness of her.. everything. If they were just like dragons, could they possibly hurt each other… over her?

"They thought that implanting the dragon lacrima in you would solve everything… Fools"

Her mind was running and running.. but one thing didn't make sense. "Was… that dragon... the golden dragon, Cosmologia?"

Metallicana opened his eyes and stared into hers. "She was.. wasn't she?.. then.. how are you alive?" "I’m surprised you know her by that name... but to answer your question... Yes. It was. I.. was her true mate.. the dragon she should have been with." The dragon shifted his head so that Lucy could no longer see his face. He took deep breaths and looked to be ready for a nap. Discussion time was over.. and that was all Metallicana was going to tell her. Lucy watched Metallicana silently.. and with a sudden grab at her chest… her body lit up with bright yellow light and she disappeared.

Soon after, Gajeel and lily came walking back to where Metallicana was with logs of firewood in their hands. "Where's bunnygirl?"

 -

Pant pant.. pant.. she was clutching her chest.. the burning subsided and in its place was a cooling sensation. She looked around.. her desk.. her bed... A wide smile grew on her face. It was mid day now and everyone at the guild was having a relaxing day. Mira had gotten the latest scoop of Gray and Juvia's date from yesterday. She was surprised to find that Gray had enjoyed his date with Juvia and had taken the time to get to know her better. Juvia spilled the beans and rambled on and on about how sweet the date was and how he was so amazing. Gray on the other hand drank and chilled with the other men of the guild.. not particularly divulging any information about the date other than the fact that it was nice. The men all seething with jealousy.. Gray had not only gone on a date with Juvia.. but Lucy as well.. TWO GIRLS! It didn't help that both were fairly beautiful and one of the most popular girls in the guild. But what they couldn't get over was that Lucy had finally opened up to Gray to go on a date... Laxus was sharing some comfortable silence with Master Makarov at a table.. both drinking their own beers.. Laxus had informed Master Makarov of Lucy's events in the last two days… Master Makarov just nodded and seemed to be too calm. And so Laxus' suspicions rose on whether Master was hiding something from him.

And then he smelt her..

The door opened Lucy walked in. Plue in her arms. Laxus was surprised.. he hadn't expected Lucy to come to guild today after yesterdays events... and especially alone and happy as she was.

"Good afternoon Lucy." Mira yelled. "Lucy" Gray said smiling from his table. "Hi Mira. Hey Gray." Lucy smiled and walked towards Gray's table.

In the process all the other men surrounding him dispersed away and left the two alone. Lucy sat down and began talking to Gray. Juvia.. was still sitting at the bar talking with the girls.

"Juvia.. does Lucy know that you went on a date with Gray?" Lisanna asked softly. "Juvia doesn't know.. Juvia thinks love-rival doesn't"

Lucy's eyes widened..

"What's up Lucy? You okay?" Gray asked noticing her sudden change. Laxus who had been looking away from Lucy turned around to see her reaction.. he knew that she heard perfectly clear.

"I'm fine Gray. So… how was your date with Juvia?" Lucy smiled. Everyone around the two became dead silent..

Gray's eyes widened.. "Lucy… I.." he stopped. "Well? How was it?" She smiled warmly. "It… was… good?" Gray was pale and sweating now.. he didn't know what Lucy was playing at. "Well that's good. I'm happy for you. You finally opened up to her. I'm proud of you Gray." Lucy put a hand on his shoulder. Gray was speechless.. so were everyone else. Lucy looked around for Juvia.. and smiled. "I'm in full support of Gruvia!" Juvia was wide-eyed… Gray was wide-eyed.. All the men were confused.. the girls smiling.

"Love rival is no longer my love rival!" Juvia cried as she ran over to Lucy and Gray. "Of course not. I never stood a chance against you Juvia." Lucy said laughing. "Wait.. Lucy." Gray said panicking.. "Gray-sama!" Juvia clung unto Gray. "Nooooo Lucy let me explain!" Gray reached out towards Lucy.. Juvia holding onto Gray's waist. Lucy just laughed as she walked away towards the mission board. Laxus kept watching Lucy from his seat. Blankly watching Lucy with a serious face. But as he noticed her walking towards the mission board.. he frowned. Makarov noticed Laxus' unwavering gaze on Lucy.. he looked alternatingly between the two.. Lucy and Laxus... He smirked and continued to drink his beer. Mira too noticed Laxus' unwavering stare at the celestial dragon slayer. She watched Laxus with curiosity. She glanced through each job request.. bandits here.. fixing there.. body guard here… all sorts of requests… she found one that was interesting towards the top of the board. She tiptoed onto her toes to reach it. But then she saw a shadow appear over her.. she had sensed his scent become stronger in the last few seconds.. and the shadow cast over her confirmed her theory.

"Hello Laxus" Lucy smiled as she continued to try and reach for the flier.

Laxus' raises an eyebrow.. "What.. do you think you are doing." He said in a low voice. "Taking up a job request." Lucy jumped a little to get the flier.. but it was just at her fingertips. "What happened to metal freak... I thought you went to see his dragon?" "Yup I did. Saw him and came home." She continued to jump up and down.. and her chest with her. "…" Laxus just watched her in amusement.

She finally got the flyer between her fingers and was about to pull the flyer down when Laxus' giant hand slammed the flyer to the wall. The loud bang of Laxus' hand against the mission board brought the attention of many towards them..

"You are in no condition to go out taking missions again." "And who are you to say I can't" Lucy turned around putting her hand on her hips. She frowned slightly as she looked up at him. "I say so.." Laxus looked at her with a serious face. "What? You have no authority over me. And why can't I?" Lucy crossed her arms. Laxus bent down to face her face to face.. she stepped back to lean away from him and walked into the wall. His face was awfully close now.

"I know exactly what state you are in by just looking at you. Sorry Blondie.. but you aren't hard to read. And plus… I was implanted with a dragon lacrima too.. " he pointed to his temple.. "Remember?"

"I'm not easy to read. And I'm perfectly fine." Lucy pouted and frowned.

"Ha." He straightened out his posture. "Whatever. You don't know how to control your new magic or even let alone use it. You'll just die out there. Plus... didn’t Jiji say you couldn’t anyway? Are you planning on breaking the rules Blondie?" He took the flyer in his hand and took a few steps away. "No I’m not now Give it back Laxus." She dropped her arms. "I was looking at that job first."

He turned around and looked at her with a smirk.

"It's mine now." "You know.. you can be a real jerk sometimes." Lucy crossed her arms and frowned.

He glared her..

"What did you say?" "You can be a real jerk sometimes!" Lucy yelled, not backing down. Everyone around them started backing away.. Lucy.. had just yelled Laxus.. and they did NOT want to be in the crossfire. Laxus stalked up to her and glared down at her.

"I come over here.. telling you you can't go on missions for your own safety.. and you tell me I'm a jerk?"

"You're a jerk because you just watched me struggle to try and get that flier the entire time.. and then you go and steal the mission I want. It's a simple mission that doesn’t need any magic to complete it and gives little money. You obviously don't need it. You think you're being nice? You are a jerk."

"If you think I'm such a jerk.. what about two nights ago?" Laxus growled back. "What do you call that then huh?"

The guild was dead silent.. Gray's eyes widened.. 2 nights ago?.. after he had dropped her off at home? He froze in Juvia's embrace..

"I don't know what you're talking about." Lucy panicked.. she didn't want anyone to know what she was doing in the lake.. it was her secret.. she had to stop Laxus from talking about that night

"Oh… don't you act like you don't remember.." Laxus smirked.. "What happened 2 nights ago?" Levy asked from her seat at the bar. "Nothing!.. I just went for a swim.. I.. " "TCH.. I found her at the lake.. washed up ashore.. shivering and cold. So I took her home and she stayed the night." He crossed his arms. "What were you doing in swimming at night? Where? At the lake?" Gray said alarmed. "I.. just wanted to go for a swim" Lucy said laughing nervously. "Wait.. You stayed the night? So.. it was just you two.. all alone?" Cana said surprised and smiling. "Wait.. you stayed at Laxus' place?!" Levy said shocked. "Yea.. I.. fell asleep… but.." Lucy tried to explain. "Where did you sleep?" Mira asked smiling mischieviously. "I.."

"She slept in my bed of course." Laxus said with a irritated look.

Mira, Cana, Levy, Lisanna, and everyone else.. looked shocked at Lucy and Laxus.. When.. when did THEY happen?!

"STOP IT LAXUS. YOU'RE GIVING EVERYONE THE WRONG IDEA! NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN US! I did sleep in his bed.. but he slept on the couch!" Lucy said panicking.

"Whatever blondie…" Laxus smirked.. "feel free to come by anytime to pick up the things you left behind." He was clearly enjoying toying around with Lucy.. he didn't mind what the other members thought that might have happened between her and him. And something about the whole situation.. made him smile.

"I NEVER LEFT ANYTHING! NOTHING HAPPENED!" Lucy yelled. She grabbed his hand and took the flier from it. She glared at him and hissed…

"You'll pay for this sparky."

"Sparky? You better give that flier back if you know what's good for you.. " Laxus said in a serious tone now. He wasn't kidding when he said she couldn't go on a mission. He knew how unstable her magic was.. it was only the second week she's had it for goodness sakes.. no one knew what her magic capacity was anymore… let alone what dragon slayer magic she would come to learn.. it was all just too early..

His eyes widened when he saw her smirk. She stepped a couple steps backwards away from him.

"Mira~ I'm going to take this mission." "Lucy… I don't think you should be going on missions so soon.." Mira said worried. "I'll be fine~ Don't worry! I'll show you all I'm perfectly fine and capable." Lucy said smiling.

"Hand it over." Laxus said getting more annoyed now. "And don't you dare think about running.."

"Make me." Lucy smirked. Everyone was amazed at Lucy's boldness..

"Are you crazy Blondie? Do you know who you're talking to?" Laxus frowned at her. "Yeah... do you?" She said lifting the flier up towards eye-level.

"Be back soon Mira~" Lucy said smiling as she winked at Laxus. Her body began to light up..

Laxus eye's widened and he lightning lunged towards to grab her. But he just found open air in her place.. He stared at the very place Lucy had stood just a second before..

Everyone did.. a few seconds passed… and then the guild went into to uproar. "WHERE DID LUCY GO?!" "HOW DID SHE DO THAT?!" "CAN.. SHE TELEPORT?" "IS THAT TELEPORTATION MAGIC?"

Laxus clenched his fists.. he walked over to his grandpa.. and sat at the table again. He chugged his beer and sat annoyed.. the raijinshu were sitting at the table right next to him..

"Laxus…" Master Makarov said calmly. "…yea….." "Go check on her." Master Makarov took a sip of his beer. "WHAT?!" "Make sure she doesn't hurt herself.. you're worried for her too anyways.. just watch over her as she completes her mission.. I know she can do it.. but whether she can without any damages…" he took another sip. "I'm not a babysitter Jiji.. I've got stuff and my own missions to do." Laxus got up and began to walk away. "Laxus… make sure she makes it home!"

Laxus continued walking to the guild exit. The raijinshu followed faithfully after him.

"Is it just me… or is Laxus flirting with Lucy?" Lisanna came up to Mira. "It is interesting isn't it Lisanna.. for some reason.. when it comes to Lucy.. he's always doing and saying surprising things.." Mira said smiling as she dried her mugs. He blinked a few times in thought.. had he been acting differently with Lucy? He continued on acting annoyed to the situation.. but inside.. he knew. That he was going to find her and make her pay for not listening to him.. once again.. she had run away.. and he was going to catch her all right.. Gray frowned as he look at his hands.. wondering what he had done wrong.. he thought he finally had a chance.. an upper hand… and now.. it was completely gone.. he looked to his side where Juvia was hanging.. she smiled warmly up at him.. he laughed at her warm smile… and admired Juvia's smiling face.. something warm began to grow in his chest.. he sighed.. at least now.. It was for certain.. Lucy and He.. could never work.. but as partners in a team.. they would be as close as always. At least he would always have that..

"So you finally arrived.. what took you so long Salamander" "Heh.. Igneel and I lost track of time because we were training." "Figures.." "How are you and Grandeeny Wendy?" "I'm a little nervous... but we are ready." "Gihi.. let's do this…" "Yeah! I'm all fired up!"

-

A flash of light appeared in the middle of a meadow. She fell to her knees. Space jumping was still very difficult for her and took almost all of her energy reserves.

"OH MY GOSH… HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!" she grabbed her hair. "I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT TO LAXUS." She started comically crying. "I really need to get my head down to Earthland.." she shivered. She couldn't believe she had the nerve to argue with him in front of the entire guild and why was she being flirtatious with him! That wink… was SOOO unnecessary. She took a deep breath in and out to calm herself. "He isn't Laxus.. I mean.. older handsome kinder Laxus. C'mon Lucy get a hold of yourself. That's it. When I get back to the guild, I'll just avoid him. We'll be just like before everything happened. Nothing has changed. But that jerk! How dare he go misleading everyone!" She slapped her cheeks with both hands.

Opening her eyes she looked at her surroundings. Her eyes widened. She looked left. Then right. "Where…. Am I?" She was in the middle of a meadow. With no one around. Beautiful flowers swayed in the wind and the puffy clouds were crawling by above. "EEEHHH! WHERE AM I!?" She stood up and looked around. She knew the place felt familiar. She turned around and her eyes widened as she a familiar mountain. She stepped forward and took in the sight of Mt. Goyang.

-

"Well.. I guess she went straight to the client." Bixlow said opening a drawer. He opened his mouth and smiled wickedly as he lifted a lacy panty from the drawer.

"Awww… Jackpot!" Bixlow said. "Jackpot Jackpot!" his puppets chanted.

Laxus looked over at Bixlow from the corner of his eye. When he saw the undergarment, he raised an eyebrow. Black lacy panties. "So… you like those kind of stuff" he thought to himself and smirked.

"Stop going through her stuff Bixlow. She's going to have a fit if she finds out that you out of all people went through her underwear" Evergreen said fanning herself from Lucy's bed.

"Ever is right Bixlow. You shouldn't be looking at Lucy's undergarments." He blushed as he sat at Lucy's desk. He was busy reading her manuscript.

"You're no better Freed." Ever said uninterested. "I'm pretty sure Lucy is not going to be happy with you reading her stuff….. it's terrible isn't it?" she laughed.

"It's…. really good actually." Freed said with raised eyebrows. "Ha.. I thought so!.. wait. What? Really?" Ever said surprised. "You actually like it?"

"And what are you all doing here!" a fat stubby lady stood in the doorway of Lucy's room.

"Uhm... hello. We are Lucy Heartfilia's friends." Freed said surprised.

"I know you all. You're all mages from FairyTail. I know Lucy likes to have guys over all the time. Like that pink haired pyromaniac. Such a scandalous girl." The team all raised their eyebrows in surprise. Laxus was very amused. "But you need to leave immediately. How dare you enter a girl's apartment through her window. She's not here so shoo shoo!" The lady pushed them towards the window.

"Okay okay we're leaving!" Ever said as she jumped out the window. Bixlow, Freed, and Laxus followed afterwards. The team looked up at the window and the fat stubby lady slammed the window closed and locked it.

"I really wanted to finish reading…" Freed said a little sad. "What was it about anyway?" Bixlow asked.

Freed smiled. "Four knights, who are actually princes in disguise, and a beautiful princess." "Ha.. figures.. Cosplay girl must have gotten a princess complex from all those times Loke keeps popping up after her." "Psh.. Lucy a princess. I'm more suitable to be a princess than her." Ever said smugly.

Four Princes.... It must be about us... no, them.... Laxus thought to himself before calling out the rest of the team "C'mon let's go."

"So where we headed?" Bixlow said with his hands behind his head. "To the client. She must be there." Laxus said. "We should hurry. She might be just as reckless as her teammates." Ever said sweatdropping. "Yea." the three other men said sweatdropping also.

She walked through the streets marveling how the town had changed. Bustling happy people everywhere. Men and women were now living in city. A certain store caught her eye.

Pilly's Magic Shop

Her eyes widened and a big smile grew on her face. The thought of new keys made her jump in glee. She ran into the store. Upon entering she saw that there were odd magic items everywhere. She walked towards the glass counter and rang the bell.

"Hello!" She said.

A creepy old white haired lady slowly appeared up from behind the counter.

"EEEEHHH!" Lucy screamed in shock. "STOP SCREAMING SO LOUDLY!" the lady yelled.

Lucy covered her mouth with her hands. The lady poofed! And in the old lady's place stood a beautiful black haired girl.

"Haha...Sorry if I scared you. You just caught me testing my latest creation." She said. "What.. was that just now?" Lucy said cautiously.

"Ah.. my latest potion. It lets the user age a while and it only lasts for a day or until you want it to. You just need to increase your magic pressure to a certain point and the potion will wear off." The girl said happily.

"My name is Pilly. What can I do for you today?" Pilly smiled.

"I was wondering if you had any silver celestial keys actually." Lucy said relaxing now. "Oh.. I'm sorry. I just sold me last key to a white haired celestial mage recently." Yukino? "That is a shame." Lucy said a little depressed. "Anything else I can help you with?" "No. Thank you anyways." Lucy said as she turned around to leave.

"Thanks for stopping by!" Pilly said.

Lucy took a few steps and was about to open the door. She turned her head towards Pilly.

"You.. don't by chance have a similar potion that makes you younger do you?"

"Depends.. I will only make it by special request. It's a potion of my own invention. What are you planning on using it for? You're young and beautiful right now? Don't know why you'd need it."

"Well… I'm kind of in a tricky situation." Lucy said walking back over to Pilly. "Do tell. I do love stories." Pilly said putting her elbows on the counter and her hands under her chin. She smiled warmly. "Well if you don't mind that is."

"I need to make myself unavailable. For the safety of others." Pithy scrunched her face. "Unavailable?" "Yes.. romantically. Make it so it's impossible for me to be involved romantically at the moment. Only for a little bit. Until everyone else is figured out."

"Well… you are in a tricky situation. So... I'm assuming you're in some love triangle or something huh?" "Yes! How did you know!?" Lucys said surprised. "Well.. I'm a woman too. I can understand your feelings. How long are you thinking of using the potion for? Matters of the heart don't resolve over night. It could take years."

"No.. just for a couple months or so. It's not so much for them.. but for me. I'm young and I have a whole life of adventures waiting for me. I don't want to deal with romance or love rivals right now. Haha.. So.. I'm taking myself out of the equation. If I can turn into a younger age then maybe things won't go the way I fear." Lucy said.

"Maybe this way.. the dragon slayers can all find their mates and be happy. I'll be doing the right thing. Best not to get anything started with them to prevent history from repeating."

Pilly smiled warmly and put a hand on Lucy's hand.

"You sure you want to do this? What if you miss your chance with THE ONE."

"That's very sweet. But.. I just got my life back. I don't want any drama right now. This is the best option for me."

Pilly stood up and put her hands to her hips. "Well then.. I'll get started on it then."

"Thank you!" Lucy said happily. "It'll be made by tomorrow. Oh… and it's going to cost a pretty penny though." "Hm.. " Lucy opened a pouch on her belt. She took out a sapphire gem. "Is this enough?"

"WOAH! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? It looks just like the ones excavated from the mountain. They've stopped mining for gems because of the monsters that are coming down the mountain." Pilly took the sapphire from her.

"It's because it is from the mountain. I received it as a reward for a mission a while back." Pilly looked at her with slight suspicion.. "You.. don't happen to be the one who saved the city a while back.. are you?"

"Yup. I'll see you tomorrow! Thanks a lot Pilly!" Lucy said waiving and leaving the store.

Pilly stood there amazed.. Lucy Heartfilia was back in town. "LUCY HEARTFILIA WAS JUST IN MY STORE!" Pilly screamed with wide eyes.

"Ahh! What magnificent creatures!" he stood standing before the three dragons. His eyes wide and his mouth open in excitement and awe.

"Yo Grand Senpai!" Natsu said waiving from Igneel's head. He jumped down. Gajeel and Wendy jumped down as well.

Gajeel landed and smirked. "So he's of the four gods of Ishgar" he thought to himself.

"Hello Warrod-sama!" Wendy said happily. "Ohh! We meet again youngsters. And a new youngster." Warrod said looking at Gajeel. Gajeel eyebrows twitched. "Young….ster?" "HAHAHAHAHA" Metallicana laughed behind Gajeel.

"Ohh.. and what do I have the pleasure of meeting you youngsters and your dragon parents?" Warrod said smiling. "We have a favor to ask." Natsu said scratching his head. "Favor?" "Warrod-sama.. are you able to turn our parents into humans?" Wendy said.

Warrod blinked several times. Silence.

"IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" Warrod yelled.

Natsu, Gajeel, and Wendy all looked away.. and then looked up at their parents. Worry in their eyes.. they had hoped that by utilizing Warrod's wisdom and green magic… maybe, just maybe. Their parents could transform into humans for their safety and so that they could all live together. Especially after the eclipse gate incident, it wasn't very wise to have dragons roaming about publicly.

Seeing the drastic drop in mood, Warrod smiled.

"I JOKE, I JOKE!"

Natsu and Wendy looked towards Warrod sweatdropping. Gajeel's nose was twitching with irritation.

"I'll see what I can do." Warrod said with a glimmering eyes.

"FINALLY! YOU MUST BE THE FAIRYTAIL MAGES I ASKED FOR!" the client said bustling about his store. "Sir, we are indeed from FairyTail but we are not here to accept your request." "TCH THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?" the client said as he gathered clothes and accessories onto a clothes hanger. "We're looking for our guild mate who did accept your request. Her name is Lucy Heartfilia." Laxus said in a professional voice. "Lucy Heartfilia accepted my request?! Then why isn't she here?! I haven't seen her at all. If she isn't here in the next 15 minutes my show is ruined!" the man cried.

Laxus turned around and faced his teammates.

"What do we do now… she isn't here." Ever said frowning. "Maybe she got lost along the way." Bixlow said. "Lost lost!" his babies cried. "That might be possible.. either way... I say we wait for her." Freed said. "That fureikn blondie.. I told her she couldn't handle jobs right now." Laxus was getting very annoyed.

"Well since you are all here. Are you going to accept my job request or not." the man said angrily. "Yes. We will." Laxus said hiding his irritation with a calm face. "FairyTail has accepted your request and you have our word. We'll make sure your show is the best fashion show ever." Freed said smiling.

"Great! Thank you so much! Now.. put these on." The man gave each of them an oufit. "OKAY LADIES I NEED HELP HERE WITH THESE MODELS! GET THEM FITTED AND READY FOR SHOWTIME!" the man yelled out.

Soon teams of stylists and make up artists were bustling about the Raijinshuu and Laxus.

Laxus sighed heavily.. What had he gotten himself into.

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"COOOL! SO COOL! THE RAIJINSHUU IS HERE! COOOOOL IS THAT LAXUS DREYAR!?" was heard in the back

"FOR THE LOVE OF-" Laxus said angrily.. Laxus did NOT want to be in a fashion show. He did NOT want strangers to be looking him up and down. And most definitely.. he did NOT want this embarrasing event to be recorded for all of Fiore to see...

The Raijinshuu paled.

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Jason. was. here.

-

Walking out of the shop, she strolled along the streets once again. Smiling and excited for tomorrow to arrive. But in the mean time..

"Wait.. where am I going to stay.." Lucy paled as a swirling gust of wind flew by. "sigh… I really should have thought this through.. If I space jump now, I might not be able to come back again." Lucy bit her bottom lip.

"STOP GIVE IT BACK!" a boy yelled. "And what if I don't? What you going to do about it huh?!" a older boy kicked the younger boy down to the ground. "HAHA stay down!" The older boy had a balloon in his hand and was smirking mischievously. He had a needle in his hand and he slowly brought to the balloon.

The younger boy's eyes widened.. "NO PLEASE!"

"HEY!" Lucy screamed at the bully. The older boy looked over at Lucy with a glare and was soon wide-eyed. The younger boy crying on the floor looked over at Lucy and his eyes widened as well. Lucy.. had her death glare on. The one that could scare Natsu and Gray into ceasefire. "You better not pop that balloon.. Or I'll make sure to POP you some manners!" Lucy said stomping over. She glared down at the boy and he gulped. He gave the balloon over to her and quickly ran away. With the balloon in her hand she squatted down towards the little boy. "Here you go. No need to cry now."

The little boy sniffled. "Thank you… thank you soo much.." he cried harder. "Aww.. Don't cry. Here let's get you up." Lucy helped lift the boy up onto his feet. She remained squatting and patted all the dirt off of the boy's pants and back. "Let's get you back to your parents. Where do you live?" She asked smiling warmly. "I…" the kid looked down at his feet. "Do.. you have parents?" Lucy asked sincerely. "I live with my grandpapa.." he said sniffling still. "Ok. Let's get you to your grandpapa. Okay? Where does he live?" "We live just over there.. but he's not there." "Oh where is he?" "He's at the hospital."

"Oh….." Lucy said worried now. "Do you want to go see him?" "Okay."

Lucy held out her hand and the little boy put his little hand in hers. She gently squeezed and let the boy lead the way. People watched them walk by and began to murmur.. They looked at her a little confused.. some with shock.. and some even happily waving to her. The little boy huddled close to her as he noticed all the people staring. Lucy just smiled and kept walking.

Soon they stood in front of the great big doors of the Mt Goyang Hospital. She took a deep breath.

"So.. are you ready?" "Yes." The boy smiled and pulled her along.

Lucy's heart broke for the child. His grandpapa seemed to be the only family he had here. All sorts of scenarios were racing through her head. Was his grandfather terminally ill? Like her mother? Was he on his death bed… was he..

"GRANDPAPA!" the boy let go on her hand and ran up ahead towards a man. "Oh Luca! What is that in your hand?" the old man chuckled as he picked up his grandson. "Eh…?!" Lucy watched the healthy grandpa with Luca. With a closer look at the older gentleman her eyes widened. "DR. BROM!?" Lucy said.

Dr. Brom looked over at Lucy and his eyes widened with warm surprise.

"Lucy! What are you doing here child!? You look great!" He walked over and gave her a hug. "Grandpapa.. you know this lady?" "Oh Luca. Don't you know how this is?" Dr. Brom said smiling. "No.." the boy shook his head. "Well then. I'll introduce you both. Luca.. this is Lucy Heartfilia from FairyTail"

Luca's eyes widened and his mouth fell open. "REALLY?!"

"Lucy.. this is Luca. My grandchild." Dr. Brom said hugging Luca. "Hi Luca. I'm glad to meet you." Lucy said warmly.

"YOU'RE REALLY LUCY HEARTFILIA! THEY LUCY FROM FAIRYTAIL! WHAT'S FAIRYTAIL LIKE!? DID YOU REALLY BEAT THAT MEAN CAT LADY?! CAN YOU USE MAGIC?! CAN I.." "Calm down Luca… haha.. She'll answer all your questions one by one." Dr. Brom said.

"Okay.. OH! Grandpapa! I got you this!" the boy put the balloon in his grandfather's hand. "Oh?" Dr. Brom looked at the balloon. "Happy birthday grandpapa! I thought you would like it." the boy said happily. Lucy and Dr. Brom.. and nearby nurses.. all smiled warmly at Luca.

"That is very sweet of you Luca. Thank you. I love it and I love you." Dr. Brom squeeze Luca and Luca hugged him back. "Love you too!" Luca giggled.

Lucy smiled with tears at the edges of her eyes. She was so relieved. She had been worrying over nothing. She then realized why the balloon was so precious to Luca.

"Well Lucy.. I'm so glad to see you so healthy and happy!" Dr. Brom said. "Will you be staying long? I hope we can talk and catch up. I'm sure this little youngster has many questions he would like to ask you as well if you don't mind. He is your fan."

"Please please stay!" Luca said with wide eyes. "Haha. I'm planning on leaving tomorrow.. I'm still trying to find a place to stay for the night." "Ah then you must stay with us. It will be an honor to have you as our guest." Dr. Brom said. "Oh.. thank you so much.. but I don't want to intrude.." "No no you must! I insist." Dr. Brom said ushering her to the doors. "You came at the perfect time. I was just about to leave anyways."

-

"well…..? How's it loooook~" Warrod said with wide eyes and a smile.

"woooww grand-senpai! They look amazing! You look amazing dad!" "Of course I do.. the sky does look a lot larger now.."

"Grandeeny.. I'm so happy it worked." "I'm glad it did too Wendy. We can finally live together as a family again."

"HAHAHA… you look like an old man. That's what I'm going to call you.. Old Man Gihi. ACCHHAKKKKK!" "What did you call me boy?!" "AKCJFLADF.. OLD… MAN!" "RRRRRRRRRROOOOAAAARRRRRR!"

BOOOOOOOOOOM!

"Woah…" lily said wide-eyed. "They've retained most of their dragon powers?!" Carla said shocked. "Wow! It's like they are super Natsu, Wendy, and Gajeel!" Happy said with round eyes as well.

"Oh YEA! IM FIRED UP! LET'S FIGHT DAD! YOU AND ME VS. SCRAP METAL HEAD AND HIS DAD!" "That does sound fun." A toothy grin.

"YOU'RE ON SALAMANDER! BUT GET READY TO GET YOUR FACE PLUMMELED! WE'RE GOING TO WIN!" "Igneel.. it's time to settle this once and for all.. my son and I will show you that iron is stronger than fire." Red glinting eyes with a wide grin.

"Let's just watch the show Wendy." "Heh heh… yes Grandeeny."

"Such lively youngsters." Warrod said smiling.

The guild doors slammed open.

Everyone looked over towards the doors and saw Laxus and the Raijinshu walking in.

"Welcome back!" Mira said happily as she served Macao a beer. When she saw the Raijinshus face and specifically Laxus'…. She paled and sweatdropped.

Evergreen, Bixlow, and Freed all looked tired beyond belief.. they dragged their feet and had an air of extreme irritation. Laxus.. had the most fearsome death glare... that could make anyone pee their pants.

"Where's Lucy?" he seethed.

"What do you mean where's Lucy?" Gray stood up from his seat. Even Levy from her seat stared at Laxus in worry. "Lucy did not show up for her mission. We took up the mission instead." Freed said wearily.. he slumped onto a chair and rest his head on top of the table. Ever and Bixlow did the same.

"YOU MEAN SHE'S MISSING?!" Gray yelled now. "Are you sure she's not at home? Did you check everywhere?" Levy spoke up alarmed. "She wasn't at home and we don't know where she could have gone.." Ever said with her head on the table.

"Heh…." Mira sweatdropped and looked towards Master Makarov sitting on a nearby table with Asuka. He too was alarmed.. he was about to speak when..

"OH OH OH! I KNOW!" Asuka said raising her hand. Laxus gaze turned towards the little girl.. Master winced.. causing Laxus to frown even more.. he took heavy steps towards Master and Asuka. With a thud, he sat down in front of them. Asuka looked at Laxus' dark face and became a little nervous. So did everyone else in the guild. Laxus sighed and his shoulders slumped.. he put his giant hand on her head. With that gesture, everyone let out their held breaths and relaxed.

"Hehe.. Hi uncle Laxus.." Asuka said giggling. "Hello Asuka." Laxus said messing up her hair gently. "Did you have fun with jiji today?" "Mhm! I had lots and lots of fun!" Asuka giggled. "Good. So.. you know where blondie is?" "Mhm!" "Will you tell me where she is?"

"Only if you make a promise?"

"And what might this promise be?" Laxus said "You have to promise me that you wont be mad at auntie Lucy." Asuka said with a slight frown to show she was serious. Laxus' eyes widened and his eyebrows rose. Even master Makarov was shocked at Asuka's response. The entire guild watched Asuka in curiosity.

"I don't think I can make that promise Asuka. Blondie has been a very bad girl. And bad girls get punished." Laxus said as he leaned his head on his hand. "Then I won't tell you." Asuka crossed her arms. "Well.. then I guess I have no choice." Laxus said letting out a deep breath.

Asuka tilted her head in confusion. Master Makarov smiled at the two.

"I'll just tickle you till you tell me." Laxus said bringing his hands closer to her, his fingers wiggling. He was smirking as he watched Asuka. "AAHHH NOOO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!" Asuka giggled.

Asuka's laugh resounded throughout the guildhall and made everyone smile. "JI-CHAN SAVE ME!" Asuka jumped off the table and ran around. Laxus smiled as he watched Asuka run away. But then his whole facial expression morphed into that of blatant murderous glare as he looked towards master Makarov.

Master Makarov sighed. "Jiji…. Where's blondie." "She's safe… with Brom."

Laxus' glare softened.. then he gave a confused look to his grandfather. "What… you mean.. Jiji Brom?" "Yes.." "Where is he? How did she find him?" "She.. somehow ended up in the city he has been staying in." "JUST TELL ME WHERE BLONDIE IS BEFORE I GO HUNT HER DOWN MYSELF. When I do find her…" Laxus facepalmed his face and slid his large hand down his face in frustration. Sparks were emitting from his body now.

Master Makarov sighed again….. "M-." "NOOO! Jiji! You can't tell him!" Asuka popped up behind Laxus.

"Sorry Laxus. Asuka says I can't tell you." Master Makarov said smiling. "You wouldn't want Asuka to cry now do you?" It was master Makarov's turn to death glare at Laxus.. Having been defeated… Laxus stood up quietly and gave Asuka a gentle heavy headpat. He walked towards the guild doors.

"If you promise I'll tell you!" Asuka yelled.

Laxus lifted up his hand and gave a goodbye wave to Asuka and Master Makarov. And with that, Laxus left the guild.

"He should just promise.." Asuka pouted. "Well.. it is as he says Asuka. Bad girls get punished." Master Makarov had a glint in his eye. Lisanna and Mira came up to them now. They both shook their heads at Master Makarov. "But Auntie Lucy isn't bad. She's a really nice person! She's saved me twice!" "Is that why you wanted Laxus to promise you? So she doesn't get into trouble?" Lisanna said smiling. "yes…" "That is very sweet of you Asuka." Mira said hugging her. "I just want to save her too!" Asuka said smiling. Mira, Lisanna, and Master Makarov were surprised. Their hearts melted from Asuka's sweetness. With the youngest FairyTail member this strong, they really had the strongest guild in all of Fiore.

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"You were in FairyTail before?" Lucy said surprised.

"Haha.. yes.. that was quite a long time ago. I was there.. when your teammates were just little children.. and oh let's see…. Laxus was just getting on in his teen years."

"Wow! What were they like?"

They talked for hours. Luca had fallen asleep in Lucy's arms and Dr. Brom indulged Lucy in everything she wanted to know about the FairyTail he remembered.

"Natsu wasn't always such a bright and happy kid. He was lonely for quite some time. Lisanna was always the one who tried to get his mood up and help him assimilate into being with people. Him, happy, and Lisanna were such best friends. Through time, he learned to open up and be happier. "

Lucy smiled. She could imagine them. She felt so sad for Natsu.. it must have been very hard for him to live without parents or his adoptive dragon dad. She admired how well he had grown up.. how strong he had become from where he started.

"Gray.. was always the quiet child. He had that unusual habit of stripping. I hope he outgrew it. Did he?" "No.." "Oh.. that terrible habit of his is going to get himself in trouble one day." "Hehe…."

"Despite that habit, he was such a great kid.. always kind and reserved.. but it all stemmed from having such a traumatic childhood. I don't know what his story is.. but Makarov has told me that he's gone through hell and back." Lucy then realized that she really didn't know much about his past. Other than Leon and Deliora, Lucy never really knew about Gray's family or any specific past about him. It was so puzzling.. he was such a close friend.. yet she didn't know much about his past at all.

"You know.. I really do feel terrible for Laxus… he was such a young boy when his father did that unspeakable act. it really changed him. He never had a good relationship with Ivan.. but after that incident, it became impossible. It was just such a shame.." Lucy fumbled with her hands.. she could feel for Laxus. The bad father relationship. The frustrations.. pain.. everything... They went on and on talking about everything... They laughed at each others stories and after much sharing, Dr. Brom took Luca and went to bed. As she lay in bed to sleep that night, she thought endlessly about FairyTail. how each of her friends were as children and how far they had come since then. It made her smile.. made her proud..

And with such warm feelings, she fell asleep.

[queennicoleinboots]

Intermission! The UK is flying.

My phone alerted me to a text message from Chrissy, Wolf Bitch, Wolf Mama. She texted, "It has been over an hour since our last communication, and we have still not found a place to land on this planet. I cannot BELIEVE every legal landing spot has been taken. This is a testament of how great this planet is. That being said, I know Peter Wallace Parker, Super Coping Man, has arrived in the realm of this planet. I also know that you are somewhat close to him.... how does one prepare to meet someone of his caliber?"

I immediately texted to Chrissy, Wolf Bitch, Wolf Mama, "He takes so much preparation that I need to send you a text to prepare you for the text to answer that question." On that note, I picked up my industrial-strength hair dryer that no longer works and squeezed past the female Aces. Abigail Ace was straightening herself while Megara Ace was drying her off. Megara Ace seemed frustrated that my hair dryer didn't work. I was in agreement with that fatass red bear.

My phone alerted me of a text message. I set my hair dryer on the bed, took a picture of it, and sent it to Chrissy, Wolf Bitch, Wolf Mama. Then I read her response.

"Excuse me for not signing Dutifully and Submissively and In Respect to the Green Planet. I was thoroughly excited about how to engage/act/interact with/around/near/within six feet of Peter Wallace Parker a.k.a. Super Coping Man. Am I going to be prepared for your text message? Signed dutifully, submissively, in respect to the Green Planet, Chrissy, Wolf Bitch, Wolf Mama."

I took a deep breath and then texted, "Even then, probably not. I will do my best to prepare you by sending every note I have on Super Coping Man/Peter Wallace Parker/Mr. Super Drywall Man/Xaria Wonderbloom. This will take time. I'm getting another tissy. I sent a picture of my hair dryer to add comedic relief to this moment. No, it doesn't work. And I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT! Love, Xara Campinelli."

Joebear growled and came into the room. He looked at me with a stern look and a hard penis before he yawned a bear yawn.

"Hang on, bae," I said as I then texted Chrissy, Wolf Bitch, Wolf Mama as Chrissy, Wolf Bitch, Wolf Mama texted me. I texted, "My bear wants business. Let me review your notes and send mine."

Chrissy, Wolf Bitch, Wolf Mama texted, "Did you buy that from Princess Vedpa from Planet Druidia? That's hilarious. I am wet from laughter. And yes, conduct your business so that we can conduct business. I need EVERY note on Peter W. Parker/SCPM/Mr. Super Drywall Man/Xaria Wonderboom. Does she switch genders at will like I do? She has become private. I need information asap. Dutifully, Submissively, and with respect to the Green Planet, Chrissy, Wolf Bitch, Wolf Mama."

I let the text message sit while I allowed Joebear to lead me to the bear cave. Kissy and Miss Oreo meowed and followed us. When we arrived in the bear cave, Kissy sat down and began to lick herself. And I began to beat Joebear's ass. Miss Oreo rolled on the floor like a wild cat and licked herself. Joebear then beat my ass.

Then, Joebear and I danced and did the bear boogaloo. We were moving our arms around like we were running in place, and we bounced our butts up and down. We sang, "We're doing we're doing we're doing the bear boogaloo! The bear boogaloo! We're doing we're doing we're doing the bear boogaloo! The bear boogaloo!"

Joebear's balls were slapping against his thighs as we danced. The sound was sexy like kneading bread before putting it in the oven.

To be honest, we laughed as we sang and danced the bear boogaloo. Miss Oreo got up on her hind legs and did the bear boogaloo. She meowed and sang the song, "I'm doing I'm doing I'm doing the cat coobaloo! The cat coobaloo! It's calming it's calming it's calming it's calming my nerves! It's calming my nerves."

My bear then threw me on the bed on my back and started pounding my pussy with his fat bear dick. I then kneaded the fat from his belly. Miss Oreo jumped on my face, and I beat her ass while Joebear thrust in and out of me. When Joebear was thrusting harder in me and when I was beating Miss Oreo too hard, Miss Oreo sang her growl song before she jumped off my face.

"I need ass," Joebear said.

I rolled over and put my butt in the air. Joebear immediately pressed his cock in my vagina again and growled like King Bear as he thrust hard in me.

I laughed. "Baewhuhh, you all right?!"

"LET ME DO THIS!" Joebear said as he humped me like the bear in heat that he was. Then all of a sudden, he spoke like the Chinaman from the prank calls. "What you say you wanna fuck?!"

I laughed loudly and came all over his dick.

"CAN YOU SPELL THE NAME FOR ME? HOW YOU SPELL!" Joebear yelled like the Chinaman in the prank calls as he humped me.

I busted up laughing. "J O E B E A R," I spelled between fits of laughter.

"Hanhhh?" Joebear asked as he humped harder.

"J..." I said as I was laughing.

Joebear made the aroused sound the Chinaman makes before he pulled out and rolled over. Miss Oreo then jumped on his penis and rubbed herself against the shaft. Joebear then put his head up my ass.

"Ultimate" by Denzel Curry featuring Baaaahlah Barnes, a black Greek goatman with large muscles started to play in the background.

"I am the one, don't weigh a ton. Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street!" Baaaahlah Barnes rapped.

Joebear, Miss Oreo, Megara Ace, Abigail Ace, Chrissy Wolf Bitch Wolf Mama, and I danced to the song.

"Under the sun, the bastard son. Will pop the glock to feed himself and family. By any means, your enemies my enemies. We wet them up like a canteen. The yellow tape surrounds the fate. Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates," Baaaahlah Barnes rapped and danced.

I humped Joebear's leg to the song.

"Great, eliminate like ElimiDate. Hey, young boy had to penetrate!" Baaaahlah Barnes rapped as he yanked on his large black cock.

I sucked on Joebear's nipples and beat him to the rhythm of the song.

"Face, young boy done caught a case. Bang, now his mama living with the pain. Wait, doctor says he's gonna stay. Let him get the senzu bean so he regenerate. Now a nigga harder than the head of the state," Baaaahlah Barnes rapped as he showed us his 10-inch hard black cock.

Chrissy, Wolf Bitch, Wolf Mama then grinded up against the big black cock.

"Baaahlah B. Barnes is the new candidate.

Ultimate, alternate, you are the opposite. Stop this shit, chop your esophagus. Bitches be bopping it, bow down and popping it. Dropping it in her esophagus.

She get so nasty, in public she classy. Perhaps she is able to swallow it. Girl, I can make you a star. Then I put her ass on Apollo, bitch. Bitch, I am ultimate, behold my awesomeness. Narcissist, part time an arsonist. Ripping through cartilage, I am the hardest, bitch. Wrap it up, put in sarcophagus. Dearly departed, it's done when it started. So now that I'm living so harmoniously. Feeling like Spartacus, B. Barnes the ultimate. I am the best, there's no politics, bitch, I'm ultimate!" Baaaahlah Barnes rapped as he put Chrissy, Wolf Bitch, Wolf Mama's mouth on his cock. Apollo then lifted her black frilly skirt and put his big Greek dick in her ass.

Joebear then spurted cum as the Chinaman from the pranking soundboards made the aroused sound.

"I am the one, don't weigh a ton. Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street. Under the sun, the bastard son. Will pop the glock to feed himself and family. By any means, your enemies my enemies. We wet them up like a canteen. The yellow tape surrounds the fate. Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates!" Baaaahlah Barnes rapped as he released Chrissy, Wolf Bitch, Wolf Mama from his cock.

Apollo then removed himself from Chrissy, Wolf Bitch, Wolf Mama's ass. He then danced to the song.

I humped Joebear's leg and sucked his left nipple before licking the nectar from his bear cock.

"Ultimate, infinite, flow is opium. Open the internet, photosynthesis. Put up parentheses, temporary. Very scary if I feel like Dirty Harry. Just might bust a bitch, never knew my life. But yet the question is, is he fake? Is he real? What the message is, chop a bitch nigga up. I'mma sever it when I sever shit. I kill 'em, no Kony, these niggas ain't homies. Claim you the homie, I turn into Broly!" Baaaahlah Barnes rapped before he actually turned into Broly from Dragon Ball Z and screamed for five minutes straight.

Miss Oreo screamed at him. Chrissy, Wolf Bitch, Wolf Mama howled. Joebear, Megara Ace, and Abigail Ace growled. Apollo screamed. I bleated.

"Dropping melodic, enter the cosmic. Flow like a prophet, lyrical toxic. Flow like a foreigner, I'm the torturer. Out of South Tokyo, call the coroner. Killed in the corridor, I'm the overlord. Rhymes like a sorcerer, I'm an animorph. Bitch, I'm a beast. Nigga, you tell me who fucking with me. S to the A to the Y to the A to the N.

Claim you the hottest, but I disagree. Better love something then get a degree.

This for Lord Infamous so R.I.P. Sah sayonara, bitches looking thirsty, riding through the dirty. Like it's mandatory, ending of the story," Broly rapped as he danced in flames.

Joebear, Miss Oreo, Chrissy Wolf Bitch Wolf Mama, Abigail Ace, Megara Ace, Apollo, and I danced the bear boogaloo to the rhythm of "Ultimate" by Broly Curry. (Broly is Japanese for broccoli.)

"I am the one, don't weigh a ton. Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street. Under the sun, the bastard son. Will pop the block to feed himself and family. By any means, your enemies my enemies. We wet them up like a canteen. The yellow tape surrounds the fate. Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates!" Broly Curry rapped before he opened the Heavens to bring us back to reality.

Joebear pulled his head out of my ass and then said, "It's time to relax."

"I agree, Bae Whuhh!" I said as I got up.

Joebear got up as well. He headed toward the kitchen. Miss Oreo and Kissy followed him. I, however, went to get my phone to respond to Chrissy, Wolf Bitch, Wolf Mama.

"Yes, I bought the hair dryer from Princess Vedpa. When I saw it, I knew that it would make my life complete. But it doesn't work. I STILL CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT! I have completed business with my fatass, good-looking bear. He is eating again. And I am ready to send notes on Peter W. Parker/Xaria Wonderbloom. Yes, the bitch changes genders at will. Peter is hot in every form. And I, too, must prepare for his appearances. Notes are coming. Read dutifully. Dutifully, Dominantly, in respect to Chrissy, Wolf Bitch, Wolf Mama, Xara Campinelli."

Our televisions and cell phones all of a sudden turned on to this breaking news video of claymation Mayor Mr. Bill speaking in the Planetary Broadcasting Corporation's new conference room on Planet Faceballs, Snickers galaxy.

"We interrupt this broadcast to let you know that if you are floating in space, you must land immediately. Space is being locked down. You cannot leave or be in transit to another planet unless you were lucky enough to get jabbed. I repeat, you must land immediately. Space is on lockdown. The Plague that supposedly originated on Earth," he said before he feebly tried to hide a snicker. "has now spread through the entirety of every galaxy and every dimension. Even wrestlers in Celebrity Death Match have now been molded with this Plague. You may not travel outside of your planet, send or receive goods outside of your planet, or even think about communicating with anyone outside of your planet unless you have been jabbed. The time is now. The time is here. Please gather supplies from YOUR OWN PLANET and even stay in the same city you are in. Wear your space helmets and keep at least six feet away from literally everyone. You never know who has the Plague. I'm Mayor Mister Billlll from the Planetary Broadcasting Corporation and mayor of Scrooge City, Faceballs, the capitol planet of the Snickers galaxy. Signing off."

[shazyloren]

The Dragon Club: Chapter 10 - Brooding and Feasting

Summary:  Jon Snow is an online blogger who gets an interview with the sort after Daenerys Targaryen, the Editor of Valyrian, a multi-million dollar fashion magazine. He'd heard so much about the silver-haired and silver-tongued woman and the running of her business; he would have to be smart to get anything more than five minutes. Will he be safe walking into the Dragon's lair or will he get thrown to the Lions?

Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/12018519/chapters/27473931

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Jon was staring intently at the oven as he watched the Lamb joint slowly roast in honey and rosemary sauce. He'd been sat here for almost an hour now just going over everything in his head and he still couldn't make sense of anything that had happened over the last week. His life had changed greatly; his blog had reached new heights and his personal life was more common knowledge than ever before. News outlets were reporting on him daily as the great tale of his involvement with the Editor and Owner of Valyrian Daenerys Targaryen was all people seemed to talk about wherever he went. He was either being congratulated on a great article or hounded over the nature of his relationship with the woman.

What even was his relationship? Jon was under the impression that they didn't have any form of relationship, but they kept running into each other, in town and at the supermarket. She'd invited him to her evening dinner she throws for her close friends and yet she'd invited him, of all people! He wasn't a close friend; he barely knew her. He only knew the hot-headed business woman who threw him out of the interview and has since tried to be a nicer person to him to save her reputation.

"What's he doing?" He heard a soft female voice speak. He recognised it but he couldn't place it.

"Brooding" His brother, Bran. "He does it often, don't worry about it"

"Why is he brooding?" The female asked. It was Meera, Bran's on and off again girlfriend.

"I actually don't know why he does it" Bran pondered.

Jon ignored both the voices and continued to stare at the lamb as he sat on the kitchen floor. The fan span and the lights burned as the lamb spat and hissed inside the pan. He thought perhaps that if he stared hard enough then the lamb would be able to either tell him what he needed to do or maybe give him something to think about other than Daenerys Targaryen.

As he watched, he heard his front door close and the chatting voices in the lounge had stopped talking. Gendry, Arya, Meera and Bran were already here. Who was it? Pulling himself away from the roasting lamb he walked into the lounge where Sansa had arrived with a girl. She was a little smaller than Sansa, her mousy brown hair was fashioned into an intricate braid down her back. Her eyes were wild and she smiled as if she had several massive secrets to keep. Arya was blinking as she saw them holding hands. Sansa had not told Arya about Margaery, Jon had not said anything either, it was not his place to say.

"Everyone, this is Margaery" She introduced the girl to all the family members and Margaery said pleasantries in return. "We're dating"

"Err, okay" Arya said still blinking. She kept looking between the two of them and before Jon knew what was happening, she stared at him accusingly. Jon just turns redder from her gaze. "You knew about this?"

Jon just nodded.

"And you didn't think to mention it?"

"Not my place to say anything, I told you to be nice to her though" Jon shrugged as he began to back away slowly. "What does it matter?"

"It matters because I was not told before you" She said grumpily. Jon could see Sansa breathe a little easier. "I'm your best friend, Sansa, why didn't you tell me about her?"

"I... I didn't know if you'd approve" She held her head down in shame.

"Approve? Of course I would, I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression that you couldn't confide in me on this" She got out of her seat and hugged her sister with so much force Sansa was turning blue almost. "You can talk to me about anything!"

"Okay" Sansa wheezed before gasping for air after being let go of. Jon watched as the scene played out in front of him. Margaery was looking slightly awkward between the two sisters so he decided to intervene. He offered her a glass of wine which she graciously accepted before being seated on the sofa next to his dog Ghost who she began to coo and give belly rubs. Ghost was indifferent but still his tail wagged behind him. "Oh, happy brithday Gendry"

"Thank you very much" He nodded as he sat down with Arya on his lap. Sansa sat next to Margaery eventually and before Jon knew it his house was packed. Only his father, Catelyn and Rickon were missing, if they were coming at all. But as if the gods had decided to test this family's limits, Jon heard a car pull up outside his house.

As he turned to Sansa he saw the beads of sweat began to fall on her face, the look of fear was in place of where the adoration for her sister once was. She was raspily breathing too, slumping into the chair as she realised this was going to be an awkward birthday meal for Gendry.

"Don't deflate in front of them; you've done nothing wrong, Sansa" Jon reassured her as he walked to his front door to welcome them. He opened the door and his father was just locking up their car while Catelyn fussed over Rickon who looked thoroughly annoyed by this. "Hello"

"Hello son" Eddard said rather stiffly. They hadn't spoken since he shouted at them on the phone about Sansa, he was secretly dreading this meal. His father was holding a cake in one hand and a bottle of fine vintage in another. Catelyn had a bag with a balloon attached to it for Gendry. Rickon had his phone in his hands and was more interested in that than anything else.

"Come in" Jon replied just as stiffly. He moved aside and allowed them all to step inside. He gave Catelyn a kiss on the cheek (he was trying to be nice) and took her coat and hung it up next to everyone elses. He guided them into the Living room where everyone was laughing and joking, except Sansa who looked as if she was going to throw up. "Everyone's here already, dinner will be in half an hour"

Jon took the wine and the cake into the kitchen and set them on the side. When he came back, gendry was opening his presents that he'd been waiting to open until everyone got there. He opened Ned and Catelyn's first as they just gave it to him. They got him some new gym trainers and some healthy living cookbooks which he was really grateful for, plus a large box of Catelyn's handmade sugar free chocolates which he wasn't too happy about. Jon knew he was trying to stay healthy for his wedding day, at least they were sugar free.

Bran and Meera had made him a scrapbook from the very first time he met the Starks, filled with funny memories which had them all smiling and laughing (especially Margaery who was hearing these stories for the first time). The most recent post was only a few weeks old and was of Gendry posing with Bran's tired body on the floor after making him work out. "You could've done better, Bran"

"What can I say I am unfit"

Sansa had bought him a fashionable wang jacket that she'd modelled in a runway she'd done recently for King's Landing Fashion Week. It was a brown leather bomber jacket and was right up Gendry's alley. Margaery had managed to get him and Arya some tickets to her and Sansa's next runway show for Marc Jacobs in a weeks time. "I had to pull some strings but I thought you'd enjoy it, seats right opposite the Lannister family"

"The Lannisters?" Gendry said in shock. Cersei Lannister was a widowed wife of the former Army General Robert Baratheon and now her children were big in the fashion circles. She and her brother Jaime were often spotted on the front rows of the big shows like Chanel and Dior. He nodded impressed. Jon didn't like celebrity culture; he hated the idea that just because lots of people know your name that means your private life is up for scrutiny the way normal people's isn't. So this didn't impress him.

Jon handed him over his present; a brand new Fitbit as Gendry's broke not three days before. He also bought Gendry a card which shouted 'you're so fucking old' everytime you opened it. Something which out of the corner of Jon's eye he could see did not amuse Catelyn. He swore he did see his father stifle a chortle though. The first buzzer Jon set dinged which meant it was time to put the Runner Beans on and the Yorkshire Pudding in. He went into the kitchen for five minutes and listened to the conversation that was happening on the other side of the wall.

"Didn't you get him anything, Arya?" He heard Bran ask.

"He's got me as a future wife, Bran, I don't need to buy him anything" Arya snorted. "Anyway we agreed not to because we've got out wedding to pay for"

"You say that like it's a burden" Sansa quietly wisps.

"It is" Arya cackled.

"I love you too" Gendry said deadpan. Jon rejoined after that.

"Not much longer, just waiting on a few things and we'll be done" Jon sighed, he'd done big dinners like this often but there was always an immense pressure to them. "If you all would go to the dining room, please"

Everyone got up and as people filed in one by one, Jon felt the air be sucked out of the room. "I'm sorry Mrs. Stark I've not formally introduced myself, Margaery Tyrell"

Sansa glanced nervously, even Arya raised her eyebrows. Catelyn looked slightly frustrated for a moment before smiling, or at least putting on a smile. "Nice to meet you, Miss. Tyrell. Sansa tells me you've worked on some of the same campaigns as her?"

"Yes, Ma'am"

Jon breathed easy again, perhaps they could have a normal dinner after all?

Normal? Us starks aren't, normal.