#if we count sue sometimes going to temple as a kid to mean being raised jewish

[confessxcheese4tcc]

Dylan wasn’t religiously jewish, only ethnically and not even fully Sue had him participating in all these jewish holidays for no reason they weren’t even supposed to be doing that

CONFESSION #1001

[snapitseventeen]

relationship tag | ljh | fluff

summary: when youtuber!jihoon posts a video about your relationship genre: fluff word count: 1.4k _____________________________________________________________

“-I can’t believe I’m doing this, the shit I do for you guys.” Jihoon grumbles into the camera, fixing his newly dyed back-to-black hair under a baseball cap. You only chuckled getting fully situated next to him as you gave a little smile and wave to the camera. “Well, if you read the title of this video, you know what this is already about! I usually don’t do this sort of thing, I mean, this youtube channel is basically a glorified soundcloud, but! I’ve gotten so many comments on who this beautiful person is sitting next to me and I’m sure you’ve seen y/n on all my social media, we do live together after all. So yes, this is my better half, y/n and we are doing the relationship tag.”

In contrast to Jihoon’s blunt words, he gave you the softest of smiles at his introduction, putting a hand on your back for you to say some words. You grinned and waved again, “Hi guys, I’m y/n. Jihoon’s my boyfriend-I, I don’t know, what should I say? Hey don’t laugh at me!”

“I’m sorry, babe.” He chuckled, reaching to tickle your sides, “You’re just cute. Sorry--anyway! I don’t either, I mean, they’re just curious about you and about us I guess? So I looked up a bunch of questions and we’re just gonna lay it all out on the table.”

“This is definitely not like your mixing videos Ji,” You said tucking a strand of hair behind your ear, “Alright, shoot.”

“Where did we meet?”

You relaxed at the simple question, a smile on your face as you reminisced on your first memory of him, “Easy, it was at Seokmin’s birthday party three years ago. We were playing beer pong--even though Jihoon literally can’t drink--and you were starting to feel sick halfway through the game so I drank the rest of the cups for our team.”

“We lost, by the way. Soonyoung has a fucking killer aim, I still hate the boys for making me play because, yeah I swear I’m allergic to alcohol, but I did get to meet you,” He said with a grin, “So throwing up that night in Seokmin’s bathroom was all worth it.”

You laughed and hit his arm, “Lightweight.”

“I’m allergic.” He deadpanned at the camera. “Anyway, what was your first impression of me?”

“Competitive. I’m telling you guys, he was literally swearing at Soonyoung and Jeonghan across the ping pong table. I also thought you were cute, I can say that now because it’s been three years, but you would have never gotten it out of me back then.” You said holding your hand up, “Wait, do I have to answer all the questions? I wanna know what you thought of me.”

“I thought you were cute too,” He laughed placing his hand around your waist, “You were also my savior that night because I probably would have died from alcohol poisoning if you weren’t my partner, the boys would have never drank for me because they’re asswipes and want me to suffer. y/n helped me to the bathroom after we lost and made sure I was hydrated and then I was hooked.”

You rolled your eyes, jokingly pinching his side, “You’re such a liar.”

Jihoon chuckled, “I’m kidding. It wasn’t like that, but after y/n did that, I was pretty interested in getting to know em more.”

“Okay next question,” you clapped your hands, your boyfriend looking at you fondly before glancing at his phone again. “Alright, I’ll do another easy one. How long have we been together?”

“two years,” you smiled up at him, the boy nodding as he added onto your answer, “and four months. Hm, what was our first date?”

“Our first official date was a picnic in the park, we ordered some takeout and had a bluetooth speaker playing music. Literally, we were just sitting, talking, and eating for hours.” You hummed, “Jihoon and I are pretty lazy so our dates aren’t that thrilling, but honestly we had plenty of hangouts before when it was just you and me in the music studio.”

“In college, I literally lived in the studios. y/n would come and hang out with me a lot.” Jihoon nodded. You reached for his hand, lacing your fingers together, “I’d bring food and coffee, sometimes I would study while Jihoon was playing with the mixing board, I don’t know, being around him was comforting--it still is.”

“I hope so,” He teased searching for another question, “I got this from one of the comments, what do you guys do during quarantine?”

“We don’t do much,” You said, “Sorry, we’re pretty boring. I mean, we sleep a lot--wait! That sounded wrong-”

“We do a lot of that too-”

“Jihoon!” You smacked his arm as he shrugged, “We’re grown adults in a relationship, y/n. It’s an unspoken fact.”

“My parents watch your channel!” You crossed your arms. Your boyfriend only shot a charming smile to the camera, waving innocently, “Hi Mr. and Mrs. y/l/n. Hope you’re doing well! Don’t worry, I’m taking good care of y/n-”

“You’re unbelievable.” You scoffed, making Jihoon chuckle and pull you in for a hug, “Alright moving on, oh this is a good one, what do we argue about the most?”

“Hm, this isn’t really the case now because you finally found a good work-life balance, but before we always had little fights about when Jihoon needed to stop working on his music and go take a rest.” You said with a little frown, “What do you think?”

“Yeah, back then I was pretty bad at it, sometimes I got annoyed when you would tell me to stop working, but I know now that you were doing it for my health.” He said sheepishly. “Now, though, it’s probably who gets to be little spoon. Jihoon loves being little spoon.”

“Hey!” He whined lightly pushing your stomach. You only laughed, “Your viewers wanna know the real you, babe. I think this is a crucial fact.”

“Being little spoon is nice...” He muttered quietly, a blush on his cheeks. He cleared his throat, getting back to the questions. You smiled and changed your positions so that you were sitting in between his legs, the boy resting his chin on your shoulders as you both answered more questions.

This was nice, Jihoon hadn’t really opened up to his viewers much about your relationship, but you knew he was pretty enthusiastic about this video even if he didn’t say so. He was now retelling the story of your first trip with the boys, laughing about something idiotic Seungkwan and Hansol did at the supermarket. Somewhere in the middle, you started spacing out and just staring at him. The sparkle in his eyes and the way his cheeks raised as he smiled filling you up with butterflies. Momentarily forgetting that this was being recorded, you lifted your head and pressed a kiss on his cheek, interrupting his story. “Babe,”

“Oh shit, sorry, I forgot about the camera. You just looked so cute.” You said hiding your face in your hands. Jihoon grinned and hugged you tighter, pressing a kiss to your temple. “It’s alright. Sorry guys if you hate pda, sue me if you want, but I’m in love.”

Your face scrunched up at his cringey line, but you snuggled into his embrace nonetheless, “any more questions?”

“Let’s do one more,” He said rocking your bodies back and forth, “Complete the sentence: My boyfriend is ____”

“Hmm,” You said thinking for a little bit, “My boyfriend is...my soulmate.”

Jihoon beamed, he swore his lips were going to rip apart. He kissed your shoulder, whispering an I love you into your skin before he looked at the camera. “Well, I hope you guys got what you asked for with this relationship tag. As you can see, I’m very lucky to have y/n. You guys should thank em too, y/n’s a muse to most of my music. I don’t know if we’ll do any more of these kinds of videos, depends on my mood.” He said with a wink, adding more closing remarks.

“Hope you enjoy this video and keep supporting Jihoon! If this video gets 500K likes, I’ll post the snapchat of Jihoon drunk during our first meeting-”

“Uh woah, who said I was okay with that-”

“See you guys on Ji’s social media~” You cooed crawling out of Jihoon’s grasp to end the recording. You turned to face him once the camera was off, a teasing smile on your face as he pursed his lips at you.

“You are not posting that video of me,” He said walking towards you. You only shrugged, wrapping your arms around his waist, “If you get 500K on this video, I will.”

“You’re impossible,” He said with a little shake of his head, removing his baseball cap and putting it on you, “You hungry babe?”

You nodded puckering your lips up expectantly. Jihoon chuckled and gave you a kiss, smiling against your lips. “C’mon, I ordered sushi before we started recording.”

“I love you.”

“I know babe.”

“Hey say it back-”

“I love you too, Jihoon.” _______________________________________________________________________

a/n this was short but JIHOON!!!!! DESERVES!!! THE!!! WHOLE!!! WORLD!!! good night streaks 

6-27-20

[henantier]

character interview

i saw @falkreathh​ do this and i wanted to do it for valiane.

What is your name? “Valiane.”

What is your real name? “That is the name I have been called for most of my life. It is the name I have grown to associate with. Whether another name was given to me at birth, I cannot know. It is also the name with which you will refer to me.”

Do you know why you were called that? "I was told it was a variation of my aunt’s name. I cannot verify the validity of that statement, since, to my memory, I have never met my aunt.”

Are you single or taken? “I am not currently in a relationship. However, if that should change, I will never truly be ‘taken.’”

Have any abilities or powers? "My skill in Alteration nears the expertise of Altmeri high masters. It is my life’s pride, and will continue to be.”

Stop being a Mary Sue. "I just told you that I have worked every day of my life to hone this ability to a point. Do not call me overly competent, I doubt that you have dedicated your life to anything in the way I have.”

What’s your eye colour? “Light green. I do not see the value in asking this question, because if you looked closer at my face, you could find out for yourself.”

How about your hair colour? "It is near-white. It was not always like this.”

Have you any family members? "Possibly. I’m sure they are living their lives, unaware that the daughter whom they discarded has grown to flourish. Or perhaps they have succumbed to the horrors of the world, such as they left me to.”

Oh? What about pets? “I do not keep pets at the moment. In Daggerfall, I had a lovely grey cat. I left her with my newest apprentice when I transferred. It could remind him of me, I supposed.”

That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like. "I do not like when I am forced in a small, dingy room with a request to answer pointless questions.”

Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing? "I keep a personal journal, where I sort my thoughts. I enjoy looking at the homes currently on the market, sometimes touring them along with the potential buyers. I take care of my appearance and presentation, too. It can be reassuring to have that constant in life.”

Ever hurt anyone before? “I have hurt people before, with no intentions of malice, just inadvertence. I regret every time.”

Ever… killed anyone before? "I was a Kestrel, a Thalmor assassin. That was a long time ago, and although that period was a welcome time in my life, I do not wish to go back. I can tell you’re apprehensive. We do not kill out of hatred or bloodlust. It’s as accepted within the Isles as my current work in diplomacy. Do not compare it to your criminal guilds, it shares no similarities.”

What kind of animal are you? “I am a person, not an animal.”

Name your worst habits. "I would say I am excessively frugal. It is not a habit I intend to break.”

Do you look up to anyone at all? "When I was young, I’d say I looked up to my mentors. Looking back, I find it hard to see how they were different from myself. It’s different to be subordinate in practice and to genuinely admire somebody.”

Gay, straight, or bisexual? "I do not tend to talk about my sexual interests in such a public setting. If you were to press me, which I will not make you do, I would say that I am interested in being with men. That is it.”

Do you go to school? "Not at the moment. I went to formal schooling, apart from Thalmor apprenticeship, for three years. School on the Isles is rumored to be an enlightening experience, and I’d confirm the rumors. Despite that, I do not intend to step foot in there again.”

Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day? “I’d enjoy raising a child. Seeing them grow to adulthood and beyond under my wing...I would find it joyful and exciting. And I’d also love to commit myself to a husband one day. Today is not when I’ll do either of those things, and if I never do? I’d still be satisfied.”

Do you have any fanboys/fangirls? “I’d surely hope not.”

What are you most afraid of? “I am afraid of being blindly followed. I am afraid of being treated as an epitome of my kind. I am afraid of becoming more than I intended myself to be. That is all.”

What do you usually wear? "I wear my robes when conducting formal affairs, a flowing dress during functions, and a nice blouse with loose pants or a skirt when out. What I wear at home would likely be a subject of controversy for anyone who reads this interview, so I will not disclose it.”

Do you love someone? “I do not love anybody like that right now.”

When was the last time you wet yourself? "Do you think I have that little self-control?”

Well, it’s not over yet! "Then make your words count next time.”

What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class) "I would consider myself high-class, right now. That has not always been so; I have worked tirelessly to get to this point. I do not intend to waste it.”

How many friends do you have? "I do not count them. I take social moments when they come, I do not keep track of the number. It’s hard to believe that some people are so caught up in the statistics of their life, that they don’t stop to enjoy the nuances of each one.”

What are your thoughts on pie? "I prefer custard to fruit.”

Favourite drink? “Tea I find the best. I don’t drink alcohol frequently.”

What’s your favourite place? “It’s an even split between the sofa in my apartment and the courtyard of a specific tavern in the Temple District. Luckily, both of these places are always in reach when I’m in the city. That is why I have chosen them.”

Are you interested in someone? “I am not interested in someone romantically, if that’s what you mean.”

What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy? “If you are using this question as a way to judge my attractiveness, I will choose to refrain from it.”

Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean? “Definitely the ocean. I feel connected to all of Nirn when I am there.”

What’s your type? “My ‘type’ is interesting people who I enjoy spending time around. I do not pick and choose my partners by their eye color or height. I do prefer Altmer, however. I was propositioned by enough Bretons in Daggerfall to burn that into me.”

Any fetishes? "What I do in bed is again, not for public consumption.”

Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submissive? “Would you like me to repeat myself? I will only tell you that I want to be in control, rather than my partner. However you interpret and extrapolate from that is up to you.”

Camping or indoors? "Indoors. I do not like sleeping on the ground.”

Are you wanting the interview to end?! "I’m glad you’ve noticed.”

Now it’s over! “Finally.”