#if ur wrong then ummm explode

[sug4rst1ckzz]

Ocean cookies part 2 electric boogaloo

Peppermint is based on a coelacanth (just like Sea Fairy), White Pearl is based on a striped parrotfish, Black Pearl is based on a hybrid fish-mix (oarfish, viperfish, footballfish), Sorbet Shark is based on a tiger shark, and Cookie-Cutter Shark is based on, yeah, a cookie-cutter shark :3 DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THE OYSTER HOUSE. THEY ARE SATYRS TO ME.

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[anachronistic-falsehood]

HIIII HI HI IM OFFICIALLY CAUGHT UP ON DREAMSTUCK AGAIN HELL YES. GOOD SHIT. ok now bc it is on my mind. i am DYING to know ur classpect thoughts on judt. everybody. handing u a free pass to ramble. u dont have to do all of them bc thats a lot but if u have favorites 👁👁 i am looking

OUGGOHIGIG WELLLL IF U INSIST

ok ok. jack. motherfucking manifold. likeeee cjack drives me insane i hope u know that idk what crack he put into his silly little minecraft rp character but it drives me insane. pages lack their own aspect/concepts related to their aspect right. cjack died so many times but it just NEVER STICKS. he wicks it off like its nothing. he’s miserable yes but nothing will ever give him the relief of dying. ds!jack is going to suffer that same fate. “Those bound to the aspect of Doom are fate's chosen sufferers. At their worst, they are bitter, resentful, and fatalistic.” CAN YOU HEAR MEEEEE!!! I’m so going to lean into the “Fate’s chosen sufferer” thing later on in the story. it’s killing me. cursed to keep living no matter what happens, even if death would be preferable. yeagh

also ummm. witch of breath hannah. channah has had her autonomy taken from her by the egg, by her wings burning and leaving her ground-bound, and breath is all about freedom. i want her to take it back yk. i want her to snatch her freedom from the universe and be able to DO THINGS. ds!hannah is going to be pushed and pulled in a thousand different directions until she snaps. the hand that feeds her is also the one that hits her and she’s going to bite it. i want her to go fucking feral

KNIGHT OF HOPE CPUFFY. HELLO. do u remember is dsmp when eret decided to make a faction against the egg and named it the knights of hope and puffy was one of them. puffy also used to be one of eret’s knights way back in the beginning as well LIKEEE. shes constantly trying to protect people she’s defensive she helps people she pours her entire being into the things she cares about. she’s so knight coded. there’s no other class for her i think. also the fact that it’s always eret who she’s the knight of. something something the unbreakable relationship between the space player and the knight who helped breed the genesis frog and the universe being built from their two hands etc etc. also remember her during the banquet after cfoolish was killed. i think if cpuffy had been allowed to shine during lore more like that she could have either fucked shit up or maybe fixed the entire server ngl. she’s THAT powerful i think. genuinely. she was so determined to make things better and if she’d been allowed to she could have gone down two paths: knocked some sense into everyone and rallied them all against a common enemy (cdream) and gotten rid of the biggest problem on the server, or snapped and set off the nukes herself in a wave of unbridled frustration. a knight of hope is a very powerful thing yk. and if cpuffy couldn’t reach her full potential in dsmp then BY GOD I WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN IN DREAMSTUCK.

i feel like it would b a crime if i didn’t talk about. cWilbur. my little prospit dreamer destructive heart player meow meow <3 like u know how he is. he hates himself more than anything. he’s obsessed with himself. he knows he made something beautiful and amazing but also he thinks every single problem ever is his fault. he can’t stand himself. he regrets everything he’s ever done but if he did things differently maybe he wouldn’t be the same person he is now and that thought both elates him and terrifies him. dirk imploded with self hatred, and wilbur EXPLODES with it. he destroys other things with the contradicting force of his own identity. he dies and comes back RIGHT. but also wrong. very wrong. but it’s also the best he’s felt in decades. yk. he’s a walking juxtaposition and that’s so incredibly heart player of him.

ok ok this is getting long so i’m going 2 leave it at them for now. honourable mentions for classpects that drive me crazy go to: csam thief of heart, which makes me want to gnaw on plywood; ctechno prince of rage, because AUGH AIOAUBAIGH AISHkgGHH HRGHNGBGNNHN; cbad prince of blood, because oh my god. ohhhh my goD oh my god; and cponk sylph of mind, because urnghnghn *sounds of me chewing on styrofoam*

[ccurry00]

Princess Principal Fanfic #5: More

Another Angelotte fic!! To clarify, my previous fics Green, Date and this one all take place before and lead to Clueless, where I wrote the relationship between Ange and Princess to be more developed.(didnt do it purposely, just randomly thought of Beato’s perspective and wrote Clueless back then :p)

Anyways, this fic is kinda steamy(to me at least) but not really nsfw? It's probably in one of the lowest setting of the mature rating.

Enjoy!

P.S I got my ao3 account up!! If ur interested, I have edited and polished my first two fics as much as possible and have posted them up there. I’ll continue to post my future fics up on tumblr first, and will post them on ao3 at a later time. I’m kinda sentimental that way :D  

It hadn't been easy for them.

It was fun at first. Sneaking kisses when no one was looking, interlocking fingers underneath tables while eating lunch or casually leaning against each other on the couch in the clubroom, chattering away with the others when no difficult task befell them that day. It was sweet, and they thought it was enough.

They were wrong. 

What was supposed to be just a chaste peck outside the academy's public washroom turned into lips battling for dominance over the other while pressed against the wall, which had to be reluctantly dropped for fear of someone catching them. Held hands turned into fingertips dancing across thighs teasingly, turning concerned heads when their faces turned red and lips were pursed. The simple touch of shoulders was almost enough to send them frenzy with a strong need to pounce on each other right there and then. Many times Princess was the culprit, but Ange was by no means innocent herself. The game had gotten harder, and something had to be done.

It wouldn't be so difficult if Beatrice wasn't constantly around Princess at the later hours of the day. She would actively search for her after her classes to escort her. Other times she would swing by her room, bringing assortments of tea flavors to try. At night she would visit to simply chat about her day, or carry small snacks with her to share for a small supper before bed. Princess didn't have the heart to stop her, and doing so would most likely raise suspicions. 

They were waiting for the others in the clubroom one afternoon and Ange, straightforward as she is, had offered to 'speak' to her personally. Princess was quick to intervene.

"As much as I want you, Ange, I will not let you terrorise Beato"

Ange had the decency to smirk.

"Fine, but she's really getting on my nerves. Just the other day, I was about to 'visit' you and I swore she must have read my thoughts, because there she was, actually running past me to reach your room first."

"Oh, she was just excited to show me a tea machine she bought. I can't blame her, it was a fascinating little trinket."

"Hmm"

Princess chuckled, standing up and taking both Ange's hands into her own.

"Of course you're much more interesting, Charlotte" she chided, rubbing her thumbs over Ange's knuckles. "But it’s difficult for me to refuse her, you know that. Besides, she makes a lovely company."

"Hmm"

"But not as lovely as you" she finished, leaning and giving her cheek a kiss.

She let it stay for a moment longer before pulling away, revealing the sight she wanted: An adorable smile.

"....Well we really need to do something about her clinginess to you"

"Hmmm I think I have an idea"

Whatever Princess had up her sleeves Ange didn't get to find out when Dorothy, Beatrice, and Chise came in. They stepped slightly away from each other, but Ange didn't miss the knowing smirk on Dorothy's face.

Princess knocked. She knew Ange wasn't in, but the person she was looking for was. The door opened.

"Princess? "

"Good afternoon, Dorothy, may I come in?"

"Of course of course"

They sat around the table in her room. Dorothy offered tea, in which Princess gladly accepted. She looked around, taking in Ange's properly made bed and her belongings assorted tidily, having not been in her room before.

"I'm assuming this isn't for a social visit, so what can I help you with?"

Princess' expression became one of offense.

"Dorothy, you do know that you are a close friend of mine. What makes you think this isn't a social visit? I didn’t know you think too low of me"

"No no of course not! Ummm, I uh-"

Dorothy's face went pink at having assumed wrong.

Princess continued looking at her, her mouth in a thin smile, causing her to avert her eyes and deepening her embarrassment.

She was about to apologise when quiet laughter was heard. Confusement seeps in before she realises she's being teased.

"Sorry Dorothy, but I just can't help it!"

"......I can't believe I fell for the same thing you did to Ange before" she said, shaking her head.

"Think of it as a small payback for all the....trouble you gave her"

Dorothy grinned.

"I guess that's fair" 

"Ahhhh but if its alright with you, I was hoping you could do me a favor as well..."

Quirking up an eyebrow, she stood up and curtsied.

"Well since you had come all the way from your room, your Highness, I can't possibly refuse."

"Yes, it certainly was a long walk" Princess played along.

"I must sincerely apologise for that. Is there anything you would like to ease your discomfort?”

“What do you have in mind?”

“Perhaps the right...’services’ from the right person would make your HIghness feel better?.”

Princess' face flushed.

"....Alright, I deserved that one."

Now its Dorothy's turn to chuckle.

A few moments of light banter pass back and forth, before Dorothy, finally curious, brought the conversation back to the favor Princess mentioned.

"This may sound odd, but I'm going to need your help to keep Beato busy for at least several nights....."

They had just returned to the clubroom after a long night, having finished a simple but lasting job for Control. Ange having felt particularly weary had excused herself early and was on her way back to her room when Princess suddenly appeared and started dragging her down the hall.

"Princess, is everything alright?"

".............."

"Princess?"

They reached Princess' room, who quickly pushed her in and shut the door before locking it. Ange was getting concerned when without warning, Princess kissed her with such ferocity, pressing her body flush against hers and pinned her against the nearest wall. Rest became the furthest thing on her mind as excitement filled her up, her mouth desperately keeping up to match Princess' pace.  The kiss was forceful and their teeth clicked quite painfully, but Princess was way too turned on to care and judging from the hands exploring her sides and back, Ange didn't seem to either. Reluctantly though, she pulled back. 

" *pant* I hope this *pant*  is alright with you" 

" *pant* I want this, *pant* but Beatrice might-"

"Dorothy will take care of it" 

They look into each other's eyes, and weeks' worth of holding back exploded into action once more, gripping each other almost in unison.

Their lips meet again, more gently this time, but no lessening the passion from before.  Ange's hands moved down Princess' sides again before she found purchase in the curves of her hips, drawing her closer in the same motion. Princess gasped and responded by deepening the kiss, their tongues getting involved in a heated dance. They stayed that way with reckless abandonment to the noises they're making, completely assured that this time no one was coming.

Princess' hand found itself tugging on Ange's harness on her torso as does Ange's which was pulling up on the hem of Princess' shirt. They wordlessly moved towards the bed, helping each other toss off their clothing carelessly to the floor along the way while making sure not to break their lips apart too long.  

In hindsight, they should have been embarrassed at finally seeing each other at their barest, but desire is a powerful emotion, especially so when it had been suppressed, that evoked actions over rational thoughts and it triumphed shame every time. What they lacked in experience was made up in eagerness and the effortless mutual understanding they always have. Princess, ever the initiator, started moving her ministrations from Ange's lips to her neck, working her way down towards her collarbone as her hands caress across Ange's front while she straddles over her. Ange can't help but whimper breathily, Princess' every move filling with her bliss. Wanting to return the touch and not able to hold herself back anymore, she brushes her fingers across Princess' inner thighs. She must have done something right, because Princess sucked in loudly and bit down on her shoulder, not enough to hurt, but enough to cause her hand to involuntarily jerk up, touching her down there. 

It was Princess' turn to whine daintily, her eyes fluttering. Ange responded by moving her fingers, and Princess leaned into the touch, wanting more. She obliged and marveled at the sounds it elicited from her. Locking her lips with Ange's once again to quieten herself, she moved her hand down to return the favor in kind, making Ange grateful for the kiss as she whimpers louder into it. They settled into a comfortable rhythm, losing themselves in each other.

To think that after ten years, they were settling with just kisses, when their lips could do so much more, almost devouring each other's faces and leaving their marks across expansive skins. To think that they were settling on simple hand-holding, when they could be used to create much more pleasurable sensations than that. And to think that they were settling with just casual contact, when they could hold and arch their body against each other impossibly close as they finished just moments apart, their heat merging into one.

Princess nestled into the crook of Ange's neck, curling her arms and resting them on Ange's sides while she slowed her erratic breathing. Her body laid limp on hers, trembling just a little. Ange peppered kisses on the side of Princess' head, a hand in her hair to soothe her and the other across her back as she comes down from her own high.

Princess took a moment to regain her bearings, before bringing her head back up, a tired smile plastered on her face. Ange tilted her head.

"What is it?"

"What do you mean?" Princess acted nonchalantly as she started to play with Ange's tresses.

"You're smiling"

"Oh its nothing....just that you were really cute" 

Immediately understanding, Ange blushed deeply, causing a small fit of giggles from Princess. She leaned in to kiss her briefly before sighing in satisfaction as she rests her forehead on Ange's, rubbing her nose against hers.

They stayed in the intimate gesture, too tired to move and enjoying each other's warmth 

"We really needed this don't we..?"

"....Definitely"

"Dorothy, can't we do this another time? We just finished a mission and I want to go to where Princ-"

"Beato I know you're tired but that's exactly why I am training you now." Dorothy cuts in. " You need to learn how to operate at an acceptable level even when you're tired. You'll get used to it over time and build up more endurance."

Beatrice pouted.

Dorothy sighed. Beatrice had been rather insistent in leaving, and she can't let that happen, at least not tonight. Having not much choice, she started again.

"I'm sorry Beato, but you did almost fell asleep in while we were waiting for further orders just a few hours ago. That's really not something a spy should do on duty."

Queue the surprised and guilty look.

"I-i'm sorry about that...I thought nobody saw..."

"It's alright, but I just want to help you get better"

Beatrice half-smiled at her, still slightly ashamed.

"Aaaa then thank you, Dorothy. I'll train properly this time!"

Princess better gives me the best damn bottle of wine for this, Dorothy thought guiltily.

"It's nice to have your own bathroom isn't it?" Princess said as she stepped into the filled bathtub and leaned back on Ange.

"It certainly is handy at times like this" Ange muttered contentedly as she circled her arms around Princess, hugging her close as she sat on the edge of the bathtub.

It’s their first ever uninterrupted night, and they planned to take full advantage of it. Princess had told Ange earlier what she did to keep Beatrice busy. While she thought it a good idea, albeit with a bit of grumbling about having to rely on Dorothy again, Ange figured that it was only a temporary solution.

"Beatrice will get better eventually and Dorothy will run out of excuses to keep her at night" she had pointed out.

Which was all the more reason they wanted to indulge themselves as much possible, doing any activities otherwise impossible anywhere else. Princess' eyes were closed, snuggling against Ange with her head resting just between her head and shoulder when she suddenly grinned, catching Ange's attention.

"What is it now?"  

"You know Ange, we may have similar faces and physique, but I realise you're more.....well-endowed than I am. I have to say I'm quite jealous."

Without even looking, she knew that Ange's blushing. But what she didn't expect was a splash of water to her face, causing her to sputter out some that entered her mouth.

"....Did you just-"

Again, another splash to her face, this time bigger in volume and harder.

Princess wiped the water out of her eyes before promptly turning around to stare at Ange.

"Whats the matter, your Highness, can't handle a little bit of water?" Ange grinned, before dousing her in another torrent.

Princess squeaked.

Oh, it was on.

It's safe to say that the water in the bathtub receded very quickly, as it was used as a means to make the other submit and their movements were causing the water to spill over the edges. Ange nearly howled when Princess had grabbed a small pail out of god-knows-where and used it to douse her after filling it to the brim. Her hair was completely soaked that it was covering half her face. She must have looked ridiculous because Princess started howling herself but with amused laughter.

She stopped however when Ange went silent as she pushes her hair backward, giving it a shake. She went on her arms and started crawling slowly towards Princess, who had sat herself back on the other edge of the bathtub amidst their playfight. 

"Charlotte?"

She watched half-panicked as Ange inched closer, her intense gaze never leaving hers. The wonderful view she's seeing reminded her of what transpired just barely an hour ago, causing the hints of arousal rising up below her gut. Ange placed an arm at the side of her head, making any escape impossible from whatever she had in mind for her. She leaned in ever closer, her warm breath felt on Princess' lips. Closing her eyes in anticipation, she opened them slightly apart and tilted her head to accommodate what she assumed was coming. 

And promptly squealed loudly when Ange's free hand starts dancing across her side. Tried as she might, she couldn't hold back.

"HAHHAHAHAH, Charlotte stop! HAHHAHHAAH OH GOD"

"This is payback, your Highness"

"HAHAHAHA that isn't fair! HAHAHA"

"If I remember correctly, this spot here was particularly sensitive" And Ange started digging into her stomach, right above her navel.

Princess' laughter doubled as she tried her best to push Ange's hands away, but she was too fast and her arms were shaking too much. Giving up, she did what she does best and return the favor to Ange's exposed sides with greater fervor. It didn't take long for Ange to go hysterical herself.

It's as if time had reversed, the uncertainty of the future left behind and forgotten as they were brought to the past when they were children once more, just two people who absolutely couldn't get enough of each other and with nothing in the world to worry about.

Eventually, their raucousness died down as they both became too weak to continue. Facing each other once more, they catch their breaths as their foreheads rested against each others. The radiance emitted from them colored the usually dull bathroom, and they both silently wished that the night would never end. 

Princess whispered, not wanting to disrupt the tender atmosphere.

"Charlotte..."

Ange opened her eyes.

"This probably doesn't need mentioning, but I just want to say I..."

She didn't get to finish as Ange interrupted her with a soft kiss, and Princess could feel the huge abundance of raw emotion behind it. Ange pulled away, before smiling sweetly and finishing her sentence for her.

".....I love you too"

" Now, Beato let's try this-"

Dorothy stopped and face towards where she heard light snoring from. Turned out Beatrice had fallen asleep, but this time around Dorothy just chuckled. 

She lifted her carefully into her arms before heading towards Beatrice's room. Beatrice must have been comfortable because she started muttering and nuzzling closer, resting her head right on her bosom. Reaching her destination, she gently lay her down her bed and tucked her in.

"Sorry about this Beato, but those two really needed their time together." she murmured. Her memory flashed back to a particular scene outside a restroom where she had to stall her classmates while simultaneously making enough noise to warn them.

Shaking her head to dissipate it, she gave Beatrice's hand a small squeeze before leaving. As she strolled down her hallway, feeling exhausted, she thought she heard distant sounds of laughter coming from a familiar room.

Well, I supposed it was worth it, she smiled to herself. 

P.S.S The tea machine is a reference to the ep 8 in a scene where Beato was with a spider-like machine. Found out that it was a tea sort of thing.

[queenofgraveyards]

and wow what was chapter 13 i had to put my phone down for a second cause i was giggling too much and ummm i felt ????? but wow wow wow wow wow harry is crushing HARD first of all “good morning styles industries” is one SEXY greeting !!!! uhhhh harry got mail and ivy will deliver directly to him 😏 when ivy entered his office and said mr styles with “wide eyes” i know my man made mental comments about her bambi eyes!!! he said FUCK jaksjwkjsks yes let the dirty talking harry glory begins im more than ready 🙏 “SAYS THE GIRL IN THAT DRESS” HE REALLY SAID IM UNDRESSING YOU IN MY MIND LOUD AND CLEAR‼️ “what’s wrong with my dress” “absolutely nothing” hmmmm LIAR you want that dress on the ground mr styles you cannot lie to me!!!! “its nice thats all” it will probably look even nicer on the floor of his very expensive surrey mansion me thinks 🤨 “thank you but dont think ill forget about your dirty mouth” IVY GET ON YOUR KNEES RIGHT NOW THAT MANS POOR DICK WILL EXPLODE IF YOU CONTINUE TO SAY STUFF LIKE THAT ! the tension omg!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohhh and he’s having sushi for lunch yummy yummy indeed miss ivy now i want sushi too i love seared sashimi😋 awww he told her he picked the flowers 🥺🥺🥺 HE GOT HER SUSHI TOO JAKSJKANSKAJ THIS IS LIKE A DATE RIGHT CAUSE THEYRE BOTH EATING THE SAME THING AT THE SAME TIME IN THE SAME PLACE JUST IN DIFFERENT ROOMS OMGGGG so cute i love him i love him so much💗 i adored these chapters so much thank you queen g and as always i cant wait for the next one ilyyyyyy 🥡

styles industries is just sexi

he loves his bambi 😌 and her wide eyes bc she’s like looking at him? all the time? bc they’re so unfortunately into each other?

he swears bc he has a gigantic penis i will not lie to you

and not to be a deranged swiftie but i only bought this dress for u to take it off

so there is absolutely nothing wrong with her dress, it is just nice and he likes it when she wears a dress 😮‍💨

oh she will be sucking his dick don’t u worry my love and if u wanna kno a secret abt him n dick sucking then u just gotta ask 🥸

yes it was a date or at least it was a date in his little pea brain im glad u liked them 🥰 i loved all ur Thots and I love to when u give them to me!!!!!!!!!!!