#if ur a teen reading my E rated fics have some sense and don’t fuckin comment pls lmao | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

chthonicarcher · 5 months

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okay so

this person has hella Minor Vibes, first of all. & if ur a minor reading our fic, which *is* rated Explicit, kindly get the fuck off our lawn. we don’t want you reading it.

but just in case there are adults out there reading fic and thinking this way……*whomst* are you afraid of calling you that?? us, the authors?? because, lol, every time some beautiful soul writes a novel in the comments my power level increases and my lifespan is extended by a year. crops watered skin cleared etc. in-depth comments are 💕❤️‍🔥💗💖💜💓

they really could have just left it at the first one, the first one is *fine.* the second one makes me feel like I got slapped lmao.

+ ETA:

#ao3 #my fic stuff #cabin fic #comments #also listen #I’m not stupid I know telling a Teen not to do something is not going to have much of an effect #I probably would have still read the E rated fic myself when I was a kid except that I didn’t read fic back then #whatever I can’t stop it from happening but I still don’t like it #if ur a teen reading my E rated fics have some sense and don’t fuckin comment pls lmao

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