#if u leave ur kids unattended at the pool? and then yell at me? for not babysitting them? decapitation | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

pansexualgabriel · 6 years ago

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oh my lord yall. i am dead. my entire body hurts. not only was it finals week this week (just turned in my last paper 2 hours ago lol) I also had my LGI recert class this week. and holy hell was it brutal? like i’m not in top shape any more but fuck 10 straight minutes of CPR is tiring... and since we were training to be “instructors” we weren’t allowed to use cushions for our knees on the tile deck - which would be fine in an actual situation bc like you’re not going to be saving someone for hours on end but 8am - 6pm of kneeling and scraping up my knees is just not fun. also you didn’t hear me say this but uhhhhhhhhhhh fuck r//ed cro//ss aqu//atics and their horrible scenerio naming conventions “scenerio 2, response 3″ my ass...there’s only one fucking response. it’s been that way for 8 fuckin years. why? just? why?

#work rant #i hate? aquatics? so much?#everything is so broken?#send me anons to hear crazy pool stories #or gross pool stories #no one is up to regulartion #do regulations exist?#yes #do we follow them? no #has the pump at my old pool been there since the 1960s? yes #did the wall of our diving well almost collapse? yes #was said diving well wall held up by a two-by-four wedged between the wall and a pipe? yes #if u run at pools i will come to your house and stare at you until you regret being born #if u leave ur kids unattended at the pool? and then yell at me? for not babysitting them? decapitation #are you a lap swimmer? are you over the age of 35? do you frequently yell at lifeguards? i will personally drag you to hell #negative tw #hannes.txt #hannes rants about aquatics

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