#if this shows up in the tag idgaf i use it for easy sorting . get real.

[robotsafari]

was trying to see if i could outclass a triple-a unreal engine game in the whimsy department (i think i did.)

[nomadiiccc]

BASICS.

♔  IS YOUR MUSE TALL / SHORT / AVERAGE ? He’s pretty tall. 6′3″. Leggies for days.

♔  ARE THEY OKAY WITH THEIR HEIGHT ? The only thing that bothers him is Thor being taller. But he pretty well towers over everyone else, so it’s all gravy.

♔   WHAT’S THEIR HAIR LIKE ? Black ( brown-black, not true blue-black ) hair down to his collarbones/upper back. Straightish, but goes really wavy when wet or if it’s humid out. Generally it’s got some soft waves towards the ends.

♔ DO THEY SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON THEIR HAIR/WITH THEIR GROOMING ? I mean, he can magically alter his appearance and/or create an illusion so people don’t see what he really looks like so yes and no. No he doesn’t take the time, but yes he puts a lot of thought into his appearance.

♔  DOES YOUR MUSE CARE ABOUT THEIR APPEARANCE ? See above.

♔  DOES YOUR MUSE CARE ABOUT WHAT OTHERS THINK ABOUT THEM ? More than he’s ever willing to admit. He carries an attitude of ‘Idgaf’ but he gives many fucks. While someone’s opinion of him isn’t the END of everything, it does have an impact corresponding to how much he values that person/their opinion and how much he respects them. If Ant Man lobs an insult at him it’s going to have a lot less weight than Thor saying the same thing.

PREFERENCES

▸ INDOORS OR OUTDOORS ?   Indoors, sometimes. ▸ RAIN OR SUNSHINE ?   Rain.   ▸ FOREST OR BEACH ? Forest. ▸ PRECIOUS METALS OR GEMS ? Metals. ▸ FLOWERS OR PERFUMES ? Flowers. ▸ PERSONALITY OR APPEARANCE ? Personality, but appearance will snag him first. Personality will make him stay or turn it into a repeat performance. ▸ BEING ALONE OR BEING IN A CROWD ? Alone. ▸ ORDER OR ANARCHY ? Anarchy, but only to an extent? He doesn’t want to bring the whole establishment down, but he’s damn sure gonna buck against it and challenge it at every turn. That’s his role in the story. ▸ PAINFUL TRUTHS OR WHITE LIES ? He very much wants to shy away from this question, so I guess that’s an answer in itself. White lies, but he is an agonizing truth-dealer to others. ▸ SCIENCE OR MAGIC ?   Magic. ( but it’s science of a sort, anyways. ) ▸ PEACE OR CONFLICT ?   Conflict, tbh. He gets restless without it. ▸ NIGHT OR DAY ?   Night. ▸ DUSK OR DAWN ?   Dawn. ▸ WARMTH OR COLD ?   Cold. ▸ MANY ACQUAINTANCES OR A FEW CLOSE FRIENDS ?   A few close friends. ▸ READING OR PLAYING A GAME ? Reading. But it does depend on the game.

QUESTIONNAIRE

▸ WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR MUSE’S BAD HABITS ? Turning everything into an opportunity to make a joke/comment at someone else’s expense; wounding people unnecessarily so they don’t ‘hurt him first’; lying & using so many illusions it’s hard to tell what’s real anymore; failing to communicate his needs & instead expecting others to perceive them off his very vague clues; picking at/rubbing his hands when he’s anxious; secluding himself; a penchant for destruction and conflict that makes him restless and violent if he hasn’t participated in awhile

▸ HAS YOUR MUSE LOST ANYONE CLOSE TO THEM ?   HOW HAS IT AFFECTED THEM ?   I mean, he essentially had his entire family ripped away from him in an instant because the lie of his parentage was revealed. So it was a loss of family and a loss of self, and I don’t think you ever come back from losing yourself. Not as the same person, anyways. From a mischievous but relatively well-behaved young man, Loki turned into a hateful, spiteful, violent criminal who murdered on a couple planets, and then tricked his way onto the throne that he didn’t even really want in the first place. ( I don’t incorporate The Dark World into my main verse, so he hasn’t lost Frigga, but in another verse he does lose Odin, which puts Thor into the Allfather role and he ends up as Thor’s advisor. It’s a different kind of journey there with a lot more backstory, but there’s a big effect on him. I don’t know that he ever quite forgives Odin, though. )

▸ WHAT ARE SOME FOND MEMORIES YOUR MUSE HAS ? Playing with Thor when they were still children, and just being together in the sunshine before Loki fell into Thor’s shadow. Learning magic with Frigga and his first big accomplishments with certain spells that are now as easy as breathing to him. Even moments with Odin when it was Thor late to lessons and not meeting expectations where Loki excelled in diplomacy.

▸ IS IT EASY FOR YOUR MUSE TO KILL ?   Yes. And even before he fell from grace, Loki learned to kill without remorse because of Asgard’s war-like culture. There’s such an emphasis on battle that killing is as commonplace and noteworthy as passing an exam. It’s a benchmark of success, rather than the deliberate taking of another human’s life.

▸ WHAT’S IT LIKE WHEN YOUR MUSE BREAKS DOWN ? hahahaha. Well. Shit hits the fan, sometimes almost literally. Generally he lashes out with his magic, because everything builds to a fever pitch and overwhelms him and if he doesn’t push some of it out somehow, he might explode himself. He stops taking care of himself, so behind whatever illusion he constructs, he’s disheveled and tired and dirty, but he doesn’t sleep well or eat. Unfortunately he also tends to cry easily, though it’s not just sad crying, it’s also frustration and bitterness too. He tends to also direct that frustration and bitterness at himself for breaking down, which just makes him feel even worse, so it’s a pretty vicious cycle. ▸ IS YOUR MUSE CAPABLE OF TRUSTING SOMEONE WITH THEIR LIFE ? With his entire life? Probably not. Maybe once he trusted Thor with his life, but now I think he’s too twisted and resentful to truly trust at that level. His self-preservation instinct is so strong that he’s never going to go into anything without some kind of escape plan if things go south, and it’s probably only HIS escape plan, not anyone else’s. So not only will he not place his life in someone else’s hands, no one should entirely trust him with theirs. Because when it comes down to it, he’s going to flee instead of dying for someone else.

▸ WHAT’S YOUR MUSE LIKE WHEN THEY’RE IN LOVE ? Count yourself as Loki’s newest fixation. Granted, he does tend towards polyamory and will likely have another lover somewhere else, but while he is with one of them, the others do not exist. He is fond of staying in bed for a week exploring each other’s bodies, or just laying together and reading. He wants that easy intimacy, that comfortable presence of someone beside him. His edges sharpen and instead of barbed words, you get playful banter that is very clearly playful instead of some complex headgame. He will also leave little gifts, or demonstrate with cooking a favorite food or doing a favorite activity. It’s his way of showing he’s observant, and that even though there are others, he remembers you specifically & distinguishably.

TAGGED BY:   @fatherofmachine TAGGING: you with the face

[jikook-love]

tagged by @bangtanseonyeontrash​ tanks for keeping me entertained gurled :’)

THE LAST…

-drink: orange juice :3

-phone call: MY DAD. MY ONE AND ONLY OTO-SAN <3 

-Text message: my loser sister

-Song you listened to: Love Battery by Hong Jin Young (still. IT JUST CAME ON BY CHANCE OKAI but it’s goo--oop, now it’s Decalcomanie by Mamamoo dere you go)

-time you cried: idk like a week ago? out of sadness that is. i cried this morning when my sister was playing League of Legends. 

Have you ever…..

-dated someone twice: nah man. once the wind blows away it won’t return (Boys Over Flowers quote that frankly, never made sense to me)

-kissed someone and regretted it: nope. i ain’t an easy woman

-been cheated on: technically that one time on LINE chat in high school I was diqing role playing around with this guy. i’m pretty sure i knew he had a waifu but chose to ignore it. but then i became friends with her and then three of us just got together to FIGHT and I’d accuse him of being a cheater and shiet so uhhh...no i guess not (just reminded me of it LOL) 

-lost someone special: you’re lucky if you haven’t my friend 

-been depressed: it is but a coping mechanism for me at this point :) 

-gotten drunk and thrown up: i don’t drink :D 

Three favorite colors…..

Blue, black & white 

In the last year have you…..

-made new friends: mm hmm ^^

-laughed until you cried: OOOH YES. it’s the best feeling. until i get a stomachache and make one too many weird noises

-found out that someone was talking about you: ...maybe? idk. i feel like i have but idgaf cause they’re so irrelevant my brain doesn’t even care to remember them anyway LUL 

-met someone who changed you: of course ^^ good and bad people alike ofc :) 

-found out who your friends are: hmm...i guess so? 

-kissed someone on your Facebook friends list: i deleted facebook so this question becomes dubious ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

-Do you have any pets?: nope. 

-Do you want to change your name?: i did. until i realized how blessed it was to have a short name :)

-What did you do for your last birthday?:  i had a joint b-day with my mom (that sounds so weird). but she invited her friends and i invited mine and i aggressively forced them to eat all the foods and sing karaoke :’)

-What time did you wake up?: can we not talk about this i feel so attacked rn (it was 9:30 a.m. and then somehow it became 11:30 a.m.)

-What what you were you doing at midnight last night?: reading sketchy manga. probably. 

-Name something you can’t wait for: my fuqing lab results to FINALLY SHOW

-When was the last time you saw your mom?: last month :’( but it’s funny cause she’s coming back from her vacation tonight and we’re coming to pick her up ^^

-What are you listening to right now?: Troublemaker by Troublemaker (BUT WHEN WILL CERTAIN PPL COVER THIS SONG SO I CAN LIVE jkjk that’s asking too much...or is it?)

-Have you ever talked to someone named Tom?: probably. 

-Something that gets on your nerves?: when people don’t give credit where credit is due ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

-Most visited website: NCBI. jk i’m not that cool. tumblr, probably OTL

-Hair color: black. like my soul

-Long or short hair: it’s getting longer again. and i indeed to keep it that way ;)

-Do you have a crush on someone?: even if i wanted to there’s just trash all around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

-What do you like about yourself?: atm? that i washed my bedsheets and blanket on sunday and now they still feel really good and fluffy and i can’t even get out of them <3 best thing i ever did for me 

-Blood type: unknown. probably O though.

-Nickname: Hoe 

-Relationship status: Still irrelevant. 

-Zodiac: CANCER. like the embodiment of my tumblr 

-Pronouns: She/Her

-Favorite T.V shows: i only watch anime gdi White Collar, Sherlock (ish), Friends

-Tattoos: nooone. 

-Right or Left handed: meta. 

-Surgery: nope.

-Sport: i used to play badminton and wanna pick it up again but other than that I don’t move :D 

-Vacation: what about vacation...? Recentest one was with my sister to Montreal in the summer and it was the littest thing I’d ever done in my life :’D

-Pair of shoes: Sneakers. pretty much always.

-Eating: stress lul

-Drinking: watterrrrrr

-I’m about to: go back to work :’)

-Waiting for?: my life to be sorted out. soon hopefully :)

-Want?: to have a plan for next year upon graduating :’)

-Get married?: when you find a person who can tolerate my sense of humour and my hobbies and has a mild neglect kink let me know

-Career?: Probably gonna go to grad school cause I actually really enjoy doing research, and we’ll see who I end up preaching from there ^^

Which is better?

-Hugs or kisses?: lul. neither. idfk how to hug (or kiss) people. WHAT IS SKINSHIP.

-Lips or eyes?: EYEZ. 

-Shorter or taller?: Tall. 

-Older or younger?: Older. oppa plz. 

-Nice arms or stomach?: ...? idk?

-Hook up or relationship?: relationSHIP SHIP SHIP

-Troublemaker or hesitant?: Balance plz. i cannot handle an extremity of either 

-Kissed a stranger?: nope

-Drink hard liquor?: nah

-Lost glasses/contact lenses?: no

-Turned someone down?: we don’t talk anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

-Sex on the first date?: nada

-Broken someone’s heart?: doubt it. i probably unintentionally broke some other thing instead. 

-Had a broken heart?: not really. 

-Been arrested?: almost. but not quite. 

-Cried when someone died?: ya. 

-Fallen for a friend?: yes 

Do you belive in…..

-Yourself?: moreso recently, so I guess so

-Miracles?: LOL YES. I got to where I am based on miracles pretty sure

-Love at first sight?: not yet? unless you count animals then that’s different 

-Santa Claus?: rn no but holy shiet when i’m around children no one tell me to calm down 

-Kiss on the first date?: nah. i like making people wait when i can ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

phew that was long! i’ll  tag @yildiz-blackthorne, @kaliheartsjikook and anyone else who read this until the end ^^

[katalytic]

Raw or Smackdown?

See, if I was not sleep-deprived, this would be an easy answer, and we could go on with our lives after I replied with one or the other. BUT since I got like… two? three? hours of sleep, and I tend to ramble when tired, I’m going to reply to this with A Very Long Post about my (very jumbled) thoughts on each show. Click on the “Read More” to, uh, read more (unless you’re on the mobile app – whoops).

Raw:

Since the brand split, Raw has had this issue where they either pull the trigger on a story line too early OR they let a story line limp to its sad conclusion, thereby ensuring no one gives a fuck by the end of it. However, in the past few weeks (since WWE has been “on the road to Wrestlemania”), they’ve gotten better at letting stories breathe while still adding a couple of new wrinkles to keep things fresh.

Please let this be the start of a trend and not something that stops as soon as Wrestlemania ends.

The Universal Title looks deadass like Lord Zedd from “Power Rangers” after a bedazzling accident.

Raw has my very favorite wrestler, Sami Zayn. Unfortunately, being a Sami Zayn fan right now feels like what it felt like being a Chicago Cubs fan in 2014 – you knew good things were around the corner, but can we see at least two wins strung together? Why Must I Suffer Like This?

Raw also has my other favorite wrestler, Bayley… whose character has suffered since joining the main roster, in my opinion. However, if WWE pulls off the Sasha Banks heel turn and shows how Sasha has slowly been manipulating Bayley this entire time, all will be forgiven.

Sasha Banks returning from her injury and decking Dana Brooke in the face was what cemented my wrestling fandom.

Can we talk about the women’s division, though? Because there are literally only four women they’re using in the division on Raw right now: Charlotte, Sasha Banks, Bayley, and Nia Jax.

Alicia Fox is busy having messy relations with Noam Dar.

Emma became Emmalina for a hot minute before she was “lol nah” and disappeared back into her cocoon or whatever.

Dana Brooke is JUST NOW getting out from under Charlotte’s thumb. This is a story line that should’ve been done ages ago.

Paige’s neck is, like, dead or something.

There are probably other women I’m forgetting because I haven’t seen them, like, ever.

Like, why? Why just these four?

Also, Nia Jax seems like a lovely person in real life, and I dig her in-ring character. But she does entire promos through her nose, and her theme makes me go “(dismissive wanking motion)” every time I hear it.

The first time I ever knew what a Seth Rollins was, he was returning from injury and then screaming at the crowd for cheering him. Iconic.

That’s probably why I didn’t really buy into his whole “yes I am a babyface now” act until he did his in-ring interview about his new knee injury. He just seemed like a snotty brat acting out because Mom and Dad had a new baby to dote on up until that point.

The whole Kevin Owens/Chris Jericho friendship thing went on for way too long but the Festival of Friendship was worth all of it.

Chris Jericho… what a goddamn delight he was this year. I’m going to be sad when he leaves to tour with Fozzy after Wrestlemania.

I’m glad Kevin Owens is being Actually Evil again.

I can’t believe it’s taken them this long to finally figure out Roman Reigns’ sweet spot as a character (tough as nails, dismissive of the old guard, doesn’t really give two shits about the crowd booing him because he knows what he’s about), but I’m glad I’m here to witness it. Now don’t fuck this up.

Because oh lawd before this Roman Reigns’ characterization was… A Mess. The less said about his reign as United States Champion, the better. Let’s all just… agree to forget this happened?

(I still want him to admit that he misses The Shield and that’s why he keeps everything vaguely Shield-like AND why he was so quick to be friends with Seth again.)

The tag team division is another mess. The New Day seem like they’re finally back on track in new IDGAF personas now that they don’t have the weight of the longest championship reign in tag team division history!!11! holding them down. But everyone else? Yikes.

Except, weirdly, Sheamus, who is actually pretty fun now.

Enzo Amore and Big Cass probably suffered the most out of everyone in the tag team division while The New Day were busy making history. (The whole storyline with Rusev and Lana? Let’s never speak of it again.) I used to look forward to them, but now, their music hits, and I stare off into an invisible camera like I’m on “The Office.”

Listen. I appreciate what Stephanie McMahon has done behind the scenes, and I get that her character on “Raw” is supposed to be an asshole. I understand. But I still want someone to hit her with a chair.

Triple H looks like he needs to take a dump. Like, all the time. He has permanent dumpface.

Come back to me, Finn Balor.

SmackDown:

SmackDown, to me, has been the more coherent and consistent of the two brands since the brand split. I think that the one thing that people were touting as its detriment at the start of the brand split – the smaller roster – actually turned out to be a blessing in disguise. Less characters means less working parts you have to shuffle around for stories to work.

Of course, the smaller roster means that you had the same four dudes vying for championships at the start of the brand split, but to the writers’ credit, they’ve been expanding that pool a bit.

The Randy Orton/Bray Wyatt story line. I mean, fucking hell. Did anyone expect it to be, like, good? Who knew Orton getting his head split open like an overripe melon during SummerSlam would lead to this? Shout out to everyone involved for being completely invested in it and taking even the most ridiculous parts of the story deadly seriously, because any sort of wink and nod to the audience would ruin it.

The Miz is the greatest heel on either brand, and it’s not even close. He even got me to feel sorry for Dolph Ziggler for a minute, there. Genius.

I know a lot of people still don’t like John Cena, and after watching older episodes of Raw and SmackDown on WWE Network, I can understand why. But the Meta Cena of this past year is the best version of John Cena possibly ever. 

Also, Nikki Bella coming out to save Cena three weeks in a row makes my heart flutter. LOVE IS REAL.

The women’s division needs more women, but at least they’re using everyone in the division.

I would vote Alexa Bliss as WWE Rookie of the Year if there was such an award. (Is there such an award?) Yeah, she’s still green in the ring, but her character work has been fantastic to watch. A sneaky-good NXT callup.

The tag team division is a mess on this show, as well. American Alpha won the titles and then went a month without having to defend them. That’s how much of an afterthought the division has been.

Hopefully, the Usos winning the titles last night will help. Their heel turn has been one of the few bright spots in the entire division this year, so I’m hoping that’ll help elevate things.

Dean Ambrose growing a beard was a significant highlight for WWE this year, as far as I’m concerned. Now he doesn’t look like a baby with a combover anymore.

AJ Styles is probably one of my favorite characters in WWE right now. He’s like the Cool Old Guy crossed with the Only Sane Man who’s also Wrong Genre Savvy. Like, he’s the one dude on this show who sees it as an actual athletic competition and cannot comprehend the chicanery that surrounds him.

Take him calling out Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon for giving Randy Orton a match against him to be in the main event at Wrestlemania. Yes, on LITERALLY ANY OTHER SHOW, he would be completely right about how COMMITTING ARSON should not somehow grant Randy Orton a chance to be anywhere else other than jail. But he doesn’t realize he’s on a TV show about a wrestling show. Like, you shared a locker room with a an undead zombie wrestler AND a mystical cult leader, both of whom can teleport, my guy. That’s fine, but arson – ARSON is where you draw the line. Okay, buddy.

And then, when he sort of figures out that, hey, the rules of the outside world don’t matter on this show, he manages to break the ONE RULE he shouldn’t have: attacking a McMahon. And he still gets kind of rewarded for it (if you think having to carry Shane McMahon through a match where he is guaranteed to attempt to destroy himself at least once is a reward – which, honestly, it is, in WWE-land).

After all this, you’re probably wondering “So… Raw or SmackDown?” tl;dr: Raw has more of my favorite wrestlers, but SmackDown has the story lines I’m more invested in.