#if this makes it into the 4th unplanned chapter of that fic ig??

[this-is-krikkit]

this pic and the groupchat of the snk vets in a roommates AU no one asked for (probably the same AU i wrote here actually), on a random thursday:

hange: *sends the pic with no message attached* *goes offline*

levi: four eyes NO and it's 1am where the fuck even are you

mike has reacted "♥️" to hange's shared media

mike: four eyes YES

nana: yikes don't call them that you weirdo only levi does (not that that isn't weird btw) (but no one's ready for that conversation 👀)

nana has reacted "♥️" to hange's shared media

mike: i had to for the joke you drama queen

levi: your joke wasn't funny. @ hange pick up your goddamn phone or i swear to god

mike: you all suck at least my bro @ erwin will back me up for sure

erwin: Actually Mike, i second Levi's review of your humor. But I concur with your and Nanaba's assessment on that table; we absolutely need it for the flat. Count me in as another heart shaped reaction if you will. Kind Regards, Erwin Smith

nana: remember when i said you text like my Dad? i take it back, even he knows how to react to other messages by now

mike: yeah @ erwin stop signing your texts challenge 2kWHEN???? istg i feel attacked every time you speak on here

erwin: If you feel attacked by my correct use of language, I think I have a better understanding of your English grades last semester. Erwin Smith

nana: SAVAGE ??? did that big noise come from your room, @ mike? you okay buddy?

mike: i'm never gonna be okay again with friends like you motherfuckers who even needs enemies

levi: @ hange i'm giving you one more chance to reply before i call moblit and tell him you've gone missing

hange: HEY GUYS NO WORIRES ANND NO NEED TO CALL MY ABBY BORTHER I AM VERRY WELL!! DONT XALL HIM PLZ!! V FUNNY MIKE BTW 😂😂😂

levi: where the fuck are you and why all caps

mike: @ hange i love you boo

hange: ONLY ONEE FTEE HAND OOP

levi: @ mike stop enabling them @ hange currently dialing mob

hange: don't!!! i'm fine see!!! just needed a sec!!

levi: WHERE are you?

hange: ... i will answer that IF someone can provide decent trunk space and strong arms to help mine out right now 😁😁

nana has reacted "💪" to hange's message

mike has reacted "🍉" to hange's message

levi has reacted "😤" to hange's message

erwin: Hurray! Nanaba and I and our combined arms will be right there in the minimal amount of time needed to reach your current location as soon as you've sent it on here. Excited Regards, Ermin Smith. PS: Levi, but as you well know, this is a democratic shared living agreement. You were outvoted on the matter. "Sorry, not sorry," as Nanaba insists I add.

hange has shared a location

levi: i accept it but i'm not going to help.

mike: and we respect that honey making space in the living room for the 🍉 table as we speak! sure hope i don't break anything fragile or make a mess in the process........

levi: i hate all of you, and @ mike i hate you the most.

hange has reacted "😂" to levi's message

nana has reacted "🫂" to levi's message

mike has reacted "😘" to levi's message

erwin has reacted "🍆" to levi's message

mike: ????????

levi: can someone tell @ mike to stop fucking pretending to faint every time he has Emotions neighbors gonna think we're getting robbed again with how heavy he falls each time

mike: i'm FLOORED leave me alone!! get it?

hange has reacted "😂" to mike's message

hange: fr tho, @ erwin wtf?

nana: (he's driving, couldn't help myself) on our way to you and our new table @ hange!

hange: yay!

mike: yay!

levi: fucking hell.