#if they ever actually started dating he'd flipflop between being super suave and being so flustered he forgets his own name

[total-drama-brainrot]

noah is only good at flirting when it's low-stakes.

if he's not taking it seriously (or joking)? that man becomes the rizzard of oz, whipping out some choice one-liners (using his vast library of romance novels and the wisdom of his 8 older sisters as guidance).

if he's actually trying to flirt with someone he's interested in? it's a tradgedy. devastating to watch. the guy can't even form proper sentences, let alone be charming. he becomes a stammering mess until his face overheats and he soft-reboots from the stress.