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Quick Quills: College Swap
Note: Hello! Iāve started writing some Quick Quills for you guys which are digestible short stories. These are way faster to write. Iām still cooking some longer stories for next time though but at least we have variety! I hope you enjoy this one.Ā PS. The discord version of this story has nsfw pics. If you would like to read that version, you can find it here: https://discord.gg/mMY9wSu4rS
Quick Quills: College Swap
The moment Professor Grayson opened his eyes, he knew something was wrong. The room spun in a dizzying blur, his head pounding like a drum. He blinked, trying to focus, and caught sight of his handsāhands that werenāt his. Smooth, strong, with veins running like rivers under taut skin. He flexed them, watching the muscles ripple in awe. These arenāt my hands, he thought, and then it hit him. This wasnāt his body either.
He stood up, wobbling slightly on legs that felt both foreign and powerful somehow. The mirror across the room called to him, and he stumbled toward it, his heart racing like a frantic rabbit. When he saw his reflection, his breath hitched. Staring back at him was not his balding, middle-aged self but a young godāchiseled jaw, piercing blue eyes, and a mop of golden hair that screamed vitality.
James. The name came to him like a whisper, though he wasnāt sure how he knew it. James, the jock from his lecture hall. James, who had been sitting in the front row, muscles straining against his too-tight T-shirt, looking like he belonged on a billboard rather than in a psychology class.
Professor Graysonāor rather, now Jamesāran his hands over his new body. His chest was broad, sculpted, like a work of art. His abs were a washboard, firm and unyielding under his fingertips. He could feel the raw power coursing through him, a vitality he hadnāt felt in decades. His heart raced with a mix of disbelief and exhilaration.
āThisā¦ this is incredible,ā he muttered, his voice deep and smooth, a far cry from the gravelly tone he was used to.
The phone on the desk buzzed, jolting him out of his reverie. He picked it up, seeing the caller ID flash āProfessor Grayson.ā For a moment, he hesitated, then swiped to answer.
The screen lit up, and there he wasāhis old body, bald and wrinkled, with a look of pure panic etched across his face.
āWhat the hell is going on?ā the voice that used to be his demanded, high-pitched and frantic. āWhat did you do to me?ā
Professor Grayson couldnāt help but laugh, a deep, rumbling sound that startled him. āCalm down, James,ā he said, savoring the way his new voice wrapped around the words. āWeāll figure this out.ā
āFigure this out? Iām trapped in yourāyour old body! My joints hurt, my back is killing me, and I canāt even see without these stupid glasses! You have to fix thisānow!ā
Professor Grayson smirked, leaning back against the desk. āWe will, James. Soon. But for now, just relax. Enjoy the experience.ā
āEnjoy it? Are you kidding me? Iām stuck in thisāthis carcass! Fix it!ā
āI promise, weāll sort it out,ā he said, his tone soothing but firm. āJust give me some time.ā
Before James could protest further, he ended the call and tossed the phone onto the bed. The silence that followed was almost deafening. He looked down at his new body, at the muscles that seemed to thrum with life under his skin. He couldnāt help but marvel at it, at the sheer power of it.
Walking over to the mirror again, he stripped off his shirt, letting it fall to the floor. His chest was a masterpiece, sculpted from stone and sinew. He ran his hands over his pecs, feeling the warmth of his skin, the hardness of muscle beneath. His nipples were small, dark, and incredibly sensitive, sending shivers down his spine as he brushed against them.
He moved lower, tracing the ridges of his abs, his fingertips catching on the faint trail of hair that led down to the waistband of his jeans. His breath hitched as he realized just how alive he felt, how every touch seemed to ignite a fire within him.
Undoing the button of his jeans, he slid them down his legs, revealing a pair of boxer briefs that clung to him like a second skin. He could feel the weight of his arousal already, the heat and pressure building between his legs. With a shaky breath, he pulled off the briefs, letting his cock spring free.
It was a sight to beholdāthick, veiny, and impossibly hard. He wrapped his hand around it, his breath catching in his throat as he felt the warmth, the pulse of it in his grip. He gave it a tentative stroke, moaning softly as pleasure shot through him like a lightning bolt.
His eyes fluttered shut as he began to stroke himself in earnest, his hand moving up and down in slow, deliberate motions. The sensations were overwhelmingāthe way his skin felt so smooth, so alive, the way every touch seemed to send ripples of pleasure through him. He could feel the heat building in his groin, spreading out to his thighs, his stomach, his chest.
His other hand reached up to squeeze his pec, his thumb brushing against his nipple. The dual sensationsāof his hand on his cock and his hand on his chestāwere almost too much to bear. He moaned louder, his hips thrusting forward into his grip as he lost himself in the pleasure.
The scent of his arousal filled the air, musky and heady, and he breathed it in deeply, savoring it. He could feel sweat starting to bead on his skin, his body heating up with every stroke. His breath came in short, ragged gasps as he moved faster, his grip tightening slightly.
āOh god,ā he moaned, his voice low and guttural. āThis isā¦ this is incredible.ā
His toes curled against the carpet as he felt the pressure building, the tension coiling tight in his gut. Every nerve in his body seemed to be on fire, every touch sending shockwaves of pleasure through him. He could feel himself teetering on the edge, his body trembling with the need for release.
āJames,ā he breathed, his hand moving faster, the sound of skin on skin filling the room. āJamesā¦ā
And then it hit himāa wave of pleasure so intense it stole his breath away. His cock pulsed in his hand, ropes of cum shooting out and landing on his stomach, his chest. He moaned, long and loud, his body jerking with the force of his orgasm.
When it was over, he sagged against the wall, his legs trembling, his heart racing. He looked down at himself, at the mess heād made, and couldnāt help but grin.
āWell, James,ā he said, his voice still shaky but filled with satisfaction. āI think Iām going to enjoy this.ā
The End (?)
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GUYS!!! TDTWB UPDATE IS COMING SOON!
So @saladmix said she would send me the next chapter of The Day the World Broke to beta by next weekend. This was to allow her time to write it, as well as give readers (myself included) a chance to process the curveball from chapter 31 and put their theories together. Because really, who wasn't like this by the end of it?
BUT NOW SHE TELLS ME THAT CHAPTER 32 IS COMPLETED AHEAD OF SCHEDULE!!!
I'm about to do my beta read now, I just had to scream about how excited I am, she is POWERING THROUGH THIS LIKE A BOSS!!
On another note, I am once again putting this out there in case you've missed it:
Saladmix and I have set up a Discord server for anyone who would like to discuss any theories they have about The Day the World Broke (or to discuss the fic in general) in a more interactive group chat setting. Just send either myself or Saladmix a message for a link to join!
#come join our little tdtwb server it'll be fun! There's only 3 of us in here I promise we don't bite#we can all collectively get excited and talk about it as soon as a new chapter drops!#tdtwb#tdtwb tmnt#the day the world broke tmnt fic#tmnt fanfiction#seriously go read this fic if you haven't already#ao3 fanfic#horror au#alternate universe#horror and suspense fic#tmnt#tmnt multiverse#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2007#tmnt 2012#tmnt bayverse#tmnt rise#tmnt mutant mayhem
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I know the shen yuan being a PIDW fanartist headcanon is already niche enough but since I've been listening to so much brony eurobeat I'm thinking... Fan musician Shen Yuan.. thinking well he might as well use the violin + piano skills from the lessons his parents made him take when he was a kid, plus all of the shitty character playlists with death metal and shit on the PIDW forums are so inaccurate to the story, clearly Binghe would have a much more elegant and refined sound to his character, and of course the lyrics to his character song would be similarly poetic and so romantic and
Yeah he ends up making the most crushingly beautiful romance ballad as a Binghe character song to post on the PIDW forums. And who's to say if it also ends up in his and binghe's wedding later down the line. There's no proof of that
#alternatively i think he would be into eurobeat#tho the adjusting to qjp does scream classically trained and of course being asian#either violin or piano or both.. maybe he also learns flute to make white lotus bunhe songs#i imagine his bunhe songs would be high and soft woodwind heavy eventually deepening out to strings as an adult#svsss#shen yuan#maybe he could also make eurobeat remixes kf these tho#a la original discord having crazy pipe organ instrumentals
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one's broadcast moodboard <3
#i need to scream about one's broadcast so badly but none of my discord friends know about it so i must resort to this#i just. fuckign. holy shit#today is either a really good or really bad day to be in love with one and i can't tell which it is#one's broadcast#inanimate improv
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Hi so I'm probably going to reread liab soon and like catch up bc the last thing I remember reading I think they were in BSS and they've probably moved on from there now like I think it's probably been like a year since I've read it I think I remember trying to reread at some point but then I stopped so trust I'll properly do it this time probably maybe but anyway the point is it occurred to me I haven't talked to you in ages so how have you been my beautiful Sreedy?? I miss annoying you and sending you mysterious anon emojis but honestly I like to think I've matured a bit since I used to do that I mean max will probably tell you otherwise but don't listen to her her opinion is irrelevant also don't listen to anything Merlin says ever bc we met in person and they're actually just a little bitch so yeah um ily im going to start liab now and if not now soon and I might put updates in the discord if im feeling it but also im looking forward to finding my old embarrassing comments I used to leave on every chapter so theres that
HELLO AGAIN š LOVE YOU š«¶ I MISSED YOU
HIIIIIIIIIIIII BEAUTIFUL SPYYYYY!!!
I wholeheartedly agree about M&M (Merlin & Max) and the fact you traveled all the way to visit Merlin is IMPRESSIVE but now you both need to come visit Max and then roadtrip down to Florida. Mmmkay? & funny story is the boys are STILL in BSS haha. The fic will end in BSS(ish) - so weāre still there preparing for battle haha. I also slowed down quite a bit with updating & spent a lot of time giving the boys some healing and getting through some conversations & building up situation-ships but now would be a good time to catch up considering weāre about the battle it out! Yippieeee
as always spy youāre amazing <333333 you three stay out of trouble haha
#Btw if you scream in the discord I wonāt see it#I gotta do something about my discord I think I deleted it hahaha sorry I let my dramatics get the better of me#No matter how much I mature Iām still a mess lol so Iām sorry spy but thereās probably no hope for you either#Iāll rejoin the server at some point just let me get my shit together haha#I hope you enjoy your reread lol#If you donāt feel like reading a million words plus you can always DM me and Iāll fill you in on what you missed#ITF is the most relevant obviously haha#But that alone is almost half a million words#Btw Bun if you see this youāre amazing Iāll respond to you soon I swear Iām just a loser#& thotty donāt hate me either I love youuuu#Using my tags to share my please donāt hate me lol#SPY I MISS YOU I AM SO HAPPY TO HAVE AN ASK FROM YOU HIIIIII!!!!!#Ask#spy-d-er
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WHY DO I BOTHER OPENING MESSAGES THAT START WITH āSo you know XYZā¦?ā
WHY DO I NEVER LEARN
BASHING MY SKULL AGAINST A ROCK AT THE EARLIEST POSSIBLE CONVIENIENCE
AGHHHHHHHHHH.
#the worst part is when these people never message me outside of venting or ranting#like jesus fuck if youāre gonna treat me like a therapist instead of a friend#I am going to charge you as a PATIENT instead of a FRIEND#fucking hell#screaming#/neg#the urge to either throttle these people or ghost them entirely grows with each and every passing day#adding my prices in my discord bio istfg#Iāll be a millionaire by the end of the week#the ramblings of a madman
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mutuals would you forgive me if I said I donāt like isat
#cicada screams#I see it all the time and even got it recommended to me by one of the mutuals who I know on discord#and like. I feel bad about it but I just Donāt Get It either yknow
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i don't like change!!!!! Shock horror says guy who can't cope w change forever
#mostly w everyone doing our every few months YET AGAIN leaving twitter and going to bsky or other (?) places#i can just about cope with twitter and here#Instagram i completely forget i csn barely deal w having#add another in and ???? š#u can't have a priv in bsky either so like jd have to have my priv on twit and then shaking screaming crying brain found dead#i should revive my bsky again i guess but man i just struggle w so many soc med#i can barely keep a DM going on here#discord is my sole DM place#des talks
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i know i should be sleeping before my flight but i just scrolled past a random royal au and *grabby hands*
#š² āāĀ āĀ šš¹š¶š“ š»šÆš¬ šØš¹šŖšÆš°š½š¬šŗ ā ā ooc.#vi was a princess#which yes#but also even if she's not#gimme the drama either way#write this on discord with me i'm screaming#someone throw me a xaden#i am gonna be awake for like#10 hours#??#PLOT#i will make you a pinterest board and gifs when i get home
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either gonna remake again in the future and hand out the url privately or gonna clean out the followers list again me'thinks. so if you wanna stay mutuals and plan on writing w/ me in the future when I can actually dedicate time to doing so w/out any stressors or anxiety spikes then please, slap that heart real quick for me.
if not, it was a pleasure to write and talk for a bit and wish y'all good luck on your future endeavors 'n stuff.
#010 //: out of character.#am I trying to make it easier and less anxious on myself to write here? yes. why? too much trauma w/ discord rp servers to warrant trying#and tbh I shouldn't feel pressured or afraid to even post stuff here thinking that I'm gonna get harsh words or nasty side-eyes despite#the content not even being that bad or triggering at all compared to other things I've seen on my dash.#long story short i wanna be here but something is making me feel unwell/not be here but can't pin-point the cause so the solution is to wip#didn't I do something like this last month? yes. everyone has their coping mechanisms. mine is mhw and seeking the once a month validation#'cos it either feels like i'm just a number to most people or just the one partner they decide to write w/ 'cos their bored or something#I wanna be someone's fav. who they scream to @ 3am about muses and hcs not just another number to their follow count :(#all in all? I will reblog this the next few days just to ensure that everyone just a fair chance as this makes it's rounds before commencin#the purge/remake just as a /FAIR WARNING/.
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the follow button is my personal permanent starter call lmao
#if i follow you and you follow me that's a contractual obligation for me to annoy you whenever my brain agrees with me#also yes please feel free to scream at me in DMs either here or discord whatever#i'm shit at reaching out first but once convo starts the autism goes on full blast#i love you bitches#ā¦ć OUT OF CHARACTER ćā¦
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when the audhd is fun until you become "i really really really have to give my input/side/idea and i dont give a fuck who's talking or what everyone was initially talking about" and before this site's illiteracy kicks in i'm certain we're all guilty of this to some extent
#well i'm not fucking talking to you am i#this is not directed at every reader but i think even if you think ''i'm not that bad#chilllli yelps#not everything autism/adhd/audhd does is cool we do annoying shit sometimes and that's just a fact that yall dont wanna hear#it's also ok to make mistakes and it's ok for your brain to have flaws#but also when you interrupt people to say smth that either no one cared to hear. no one was even saying. or fuck maybe someone already said#it. it's a little fucking annoying and when you do it over and over and over and over sometimes people get sick of your shit#you have flaws you are imperfect and your ego will be your social death if you do not learn to allow others to speak#fuck#if people start screaming at me btw cause i said smth that's true i'm blocking and deleting that shit#work on yourself#i also know yall are gonna be like ''oh well *I* never interrupt people and when i do i apologize you should at least do a small self evalua#just a small ''well do i listen to my friends very well? do i listen to the conversation i am a part of?"#also to yall who go into discord calls and lurk but sometimes talk think ''when i speak is it actually relevant to some extent?#or if you REALLY wanna talk about it it's ok just try to find a way to segway into what you wanna talk about cause that's how conversations#work.#i dont really expect this post to go anywhere tbh i'm just kinda frustrated cause i know a lotta neurodivert people who do this and idk how#say that interrupting people is annoying and disrespectful cause i know the brain chemical gets excited when it has smth it wants to talk-#about#i love you and i want you to tell me things. i also want to say things and when you talk over me to tell me things it comes off as you not#giving a fuck what i or others even are saying cause you're taking over the conversation with your shit that's irrelevant and no one has-#mentioned#idk i think i'm tired of seeing people be disrespected all the time but not knowing a polite way to tell them that they need to wait their-#turn to speak and when it's appropriate to change the subject
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Man. at this point I'm just gonna fuck off the internet entirely.
#if ya'll wanna find me scream real loud outside and maybe i'll hear you.#sorry im upset at how dog shit every website is n how nothing is similar to how this shit site is#i made a pillowfort n its broken my icon for it- n idk how to fix it n at this point idc rly.#i have a cohost but no idea how to find people or do shit on there either#also have a bluesky but it also is just like twitter n no idea how to use it#im just gonna dig a hole outside n hide in there instead maybe.#if anyone wants to keep Up with me legitimately ask for my discord i guess.#i have a mutuals server too but i am always anxious to invite people.
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I'd make a full body shot of the design but my ADHD won't let me
I didn't actually see the eclipse (wrong continent) but it definitely got the gears in my head turning. I wish I had art skills to draw the idea bouncing around in my noggin, but consider; corruption takes over Nightmare and Dream. They merge together into one entity called Total Eclipse.
Its magic is ice white, its body is pitch black. It retains Nightmare's 'texture' but it has Dream's ethereal glow. It's large... the intimidating stature of two Gods in one form, with an aura of unspeakable intensity. Despite its two halves famously being at constant war with one another, the entity is stable, unnervingly calm. It constantly looks faintly amused.
When it speaks, it speaks in either Dream or Nightmare's voice. If it's talking to someone who knew one of the two, it uses the voice they're most familiar with. It occasionally uses both at once - seemingly for dramatic effect.
It can trigger any number of feelings in someone with only a glance. It looks like it takes joy in doing so. Standing too close to it can cause uncontrollable tears.
It responds to the name 'Eclipse'. It has a delayed response to 'Dream' - and doesn't seem to react at all to 'Nightmare'.
#reblog#dreamtale#dryeart#did not see the total eclipse either#didn't even know that it was going on until people were screaming about it on a discord server#i mean hey the photos are cool#eclipse!sans#nightmare sans#dream sans#utmv#undertale au#digital art#character design#undertale#total eclipse#they look like a moth with those fucking eyes#and yes they do have two sets of arms
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OH MY GOOOOD! The power that artists have is too much... My tl is filled with CAin's amplE BREASTS!
#aria rants#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *falls down a well still screaming*#new cain and bradley card drops. every cain and bradley artists within the vicinity: those breasts need to be BIGGER#whenever i see art of their new outfits its either 1. same size as the game 2. bigger 3. BIGGER#i love it honestly. im enjoying the amount of art i see now its so fun i love it but also imagine peacefully scrolling and then#you just see breasts am like: OH MYGOD! SCANDALOUS! *likes. retweet. bookmark. copy link to paste in a dedicated discord channel--*
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the twist in the new hbomb video really got me š i was a casual james somerton fan and stopped watching his videos bc i could never tell with the reuploads whether i'd seen them already or not but i had no idea there was any Real drama, let alone to this extent
#i feel like i shared one of his videos with either my discord or ash specifically and if i did. oops sorry#watch your feet#literally was watching last night (after rewatching the oof video bc i wanted to watch the new one w my husband but he'd never seen a hb b4)#(and i wanted him to have a baseline shorter experience before jumping into 4 hours)#and when the twist was revealed i like reached over and grabbed my husband and screamed????#ig i consume so much Good content that i take that level of trust and benefit of the doubt to Everyone whether or not they Deserve it#totally wild. loved the video it just threw me for a loop
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