#if smth here iz wildly out of character u can shoot me im autistic n bad at Understanding ppl and characterz

[phinjeet]

* phinjeet domestic silliness hcz/thoughtz/scenarioz cuz i cannot get them out of my head:

* baljeet working at The Puter grading paperz n shit all day , phin walking in 2 bring him a coffee n see how hez doing . he noticez how exhausted hiz guy iz n suggestz a game of scrabble , thoze geekz looovvv scrabble cuz they know so many Wordz

* baljeet getting ready 2 leave 4 work in the winter n phineas fussing over him , zipping up hiz jacket n wrapping him up w a scarf cuz he doeznt want him 2 get sick , then giving him a big hug and a kiss on the cheek while jeet rollz hiz eyez but cant help grinning

* conversely , baljeet alwayz adjusting phinz clothez , buttoning up hiz shirtz , tying hiz tiez (when/if he wearz them) , smoothing down creasez and moving hair away from hiz face . they also def paint each otherz nailz and assist w hair dyeing

* phin and jeet on the couch w a big bowl of popcorn , phin already having eaten like a third of it b4 the moviez even started n jeet snatching the bowl away 2 stop him (his greed sickens me/ref) . jeet throwing a piece of popcorn at phin in playful jest only 4 phin 2 effortlessly catch it in hiz mouth n eat it . jeet iz taken aback n throwz another while aiming higher so it goez over phinz head , phin keepz catching them every time , diving after them n def tumblez off the couch at som point n nearly takez baljeet w him , they only stop when jeetz arm iz sore from throwing at increasingly ridiculous anglez . they hav missed the start of the movie

* at any given moment 1 of them will burst in2 the room going “SPACE ADVENTURE !!!” n the other will alwayz respond “ITS AN ADVENTURE IN SPACE”

* phin just lovezzzz 2 b in baljeetz space . at any given moment he iz draping himself over jeetz lap , resting hiz chin on hiz shoulder while hugging him from behind , reaching 4 hiz hand , etc stop this fucking guyyyyy

* “do you just want attention right now” “whatz wrong w wanting attention” “you are like a cat” “youre the cat”

* phineas cooking breakfast even tho he doeznt like cooking just so baljeet can sleep in longer (“making breakfast 4 my beautiful wife” “who tf is burning down my kitchen”)

* baljeet lovz 2 play w phinz hair , phineas lovz 2 tangle hiz limbz w jeetz so theyre just a big cuddly pile , neither can get up if they need 2 cuz theyve basically tied themselvez up 2gether . yes they will try 2 get up and both go crashing 2 the ground they NEVER LEARN

* turning on the space projector phin made 4 jeet when they were little , laying down on the floor 2gether n just staring up at the starz , holding handz . ADVANCED FLOOR TIME

* phineas having an awful Seazonal Depression Time in the winter n jeet alwayz making time 2 cuddle w him , support him , let him cry hiz lil heart out , watch space adventure n stumbleberry finkbat 2gether 4 hourz on end . baljeet smiling 2 himself every time he getz phin 2 laugh , and noticing the change in phinz attitude az soon az the weather startz getting warmer , how he regainz hiz motivation and the spring in hiz step , proud of him beyond wordz

* jeet offering milkshakez n phin cheering like YEESSS I LOVE THE WAY U MAKE THEM and jeet blushing and waving him off like Oh You

* phin and jeet az xavier fred and amandaz weirdass unclez . baljeet becoming part of the flynn-fletcher family and phineas becoming part of the tjinder family in general

* “so whatz the dress code 4 this thing” “do not wear your faggot shirt”

* theyre alwayz making each other laugh idk thatz just an important thought 2 me . they make each other laugghhhhhh