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Australia headcanons

• He volunteers at various centers and is very hands on trying to preserve the wild life— yeah he's been killed more by the animals and fauna than he has by another nation or by unfortunate circumstance, but gosh does he still love these unholy rejects.

• When another country comes to visit and they see a kangaroo and they call it cute and how they've always wanted to pet one Australia doesn't stop them. Sometimes he encourages them. They have to learn somehow.

• He and New Zealand have foot races every once in a while. NZ wins about 80% of the time because Australia trips over his own feet a lot. Not his fault he's so lanky and has big feet...

• He has a very sweet sweet tooth.

• Australia can say the entire alphabet backwards without tripping up and rubs it in England's face because he cant even get half way through the normal way without forgetting that G comes after F.

• Porceline dolls give him the creeps.

• Out of Canada and America, Australia can do the longest "ye boi".

• Naruto weeb. Rejects Boruto canon.

• Type of person to text "im 5 mins away" even though he's still in bed.

• The one beneficial thing he learned from England was survival. If he could stomach England's food then he could sleep outside without protection of any kind.

• Has memorized every single thing that annoys NZ immediately. Bleeting like a sheep in his ear. Talking louder than is socially acceptable while indoors. Doing a surprisingly decent Goofy voice but only speaking in Shrek quotes. Saying UwU or OwO. Don't worry, NZ gets back at him by calling him British Texas.

• Australia loves all animals but Iceland's Puffin can fuck right off.

• For a while, Australia pretended to see magical creatures(with the help of Norway and Romania) to prank England. Long story short, he's still putting up the act in the event he's around England so he doesn't crush his heart. Just that hopeful and proud little smile of his....

• He unknowingly flirts too much. Sometimes flirting just happens. His pick up lines are smoother than France's.

• Has been arrested for skinny dipping more times than he's willing to admit.

• Has argued with a parrot for 30 minutes straight. Wy has this on camera.

• Wont actually admit he has abandonment issues nor will he admit he was hurt when England left him. Yeah he had NZ but he thought of England as a father figure and still does today.

• Has ADHD.

• Willingly eats bugs.

• "I cant believe you guys are making me eat crickets!"

• "No one is making you do anything."

• "Look at this one. He looks extra crunchy. Youre really about to make me eat this huh?"

• "We arent!"

• "Okay here goes. Hope youre satisfied."

• "More like disgusted..."