#if only I could plot coups instead of hyperfixating on inconsistencies not even I care about

[deliciouskeys]

Brain: Why do so many people online think Barbara is going to be in the Bad Room long enough to need to resort to eating human remains? Vought knows there’s been a breach if security cams went black and phone lines got cut. Surely they’re not saying it’s impossible to unweld a door open…

Me: Fair point, but the main point is she has to sit there with herself and her failure. Stop fixating on logistics and think about the symbolism.

Brain: Also regarding the lab, the way Marty was pipetting implies that he’s left handed, but let’s be honest, it’s probably because no one on set has ever pipetted for a living. Unless the fact that he was left handed is signific—

Me: omg I couldn’t care less.

Brain: Right, so just some more shower thoughts, why don’t Homelander’s hair or nails burn in the oven where his tears sizzle? If they’re so durable how the hell does he get them cut or bleached—

Me: Stop. Just stop.