#if mike was swatch tag

[withacapitalp]

Blue

For the STWG prompt "Blue" it had to be exactly 403 words WHICH WAS A STRUGGLE LEMME TELL YA....((Yes I'm the one that makes the rules shush))

“Steve, it is not this fricken hard,” Lucas groaned, finally giving up and joining the rest of the party on the floor. They had come along because painting his room a new color sounded fun, a way to officially brand the house as his now that his parents had signed it over. 

But after 23 minutes of watching Steve stare at paint samples doing absolutely nothing, the novelty had vanished.

“Just go to the section with your favorite color and pick one,” Max suggested, flipping from her stomach to her back and looking up at Steve with an extremely bored expression, “Then you’ll know if you want to go lighter or darker.”

It was a good suggestion. It was smart. Steve should try that. 

There was just one problem…

“Dude, seriously?” Dustin grumbled when Steve didn’t move. 

Actually he was moving, his hands had begun to shake, and his heart was racing a mile a minute, but the kids were sitting too far away to tell. Robin and Eddie however were right next to him, so they could see just how much Steve was overreacting at this moment. 

“Guys, why don’t you take a lap? Find someone else to annoy for a while?” Eddie suggested. The kids whined and moaned but as they stood up, Lucas got the bright idea to smack a hand directly in the center of Mike’s chest. 

“Tag!” He shouted, all of the kids immediately scrambling to get as far from Mike as possible. 

“Are you serious?!” Mike yelled, already running as fast as he could after Lucas, all of them screaming their heads off. 

A ghost of a smile flitted across Steve’s face as he listened to them chasing each other around the store, but it quickly faded as he remembered what was wrong. 

“You know what happens if you don’t end up liking it?” Robin asked rhetorically, sliding her hand into his and locking their fingers together to stop the shaking, “We paint it again.”

She was right, but she was wrong about that being the reason he was upset. 

“I don’t know what it is,” Steve said, hating the way his eyes were starting to burn. It was just so stupid. 

“You don’t know what’s wrong?” Eddie asked. 

“…I don’t know what my favorite color is.”  Steve admitted in a whisper, staring with blurry eyes at the sea of blue paint swatches in front of him. 

[unikhroma]

[updated: 4/20, clarified where you can contact me because whoopsie i forgot + updated TOS link]

do you wanna see your oc or favorite character spin to win? wanna have it as a discord emoji or a stream decoration thing? well look no further!

the price is complexity/size based; so far the average commission has been $12

i can do furries, humans, animals, characters w armor or mechs (it'll be simplified due to 🤏🏼 size), and characters w gore and/or horror elements. so most characters i guess

these will be paid through ko-fi! be sure to read my TOS also! they'll be unwatermarked unlike my regular stuff and sent in both original and larger sizes. if you're interested, send a message here or on toyhouse!

below is a list of credits for the ocs in the ad + how much each example would cost with an explanation for the price so you have an idea of how much a prospective comm would cost

i'm shortening the non-oc character names because i don't want people getting mad at me for this showing up in several character tags due to tumblr's search function working the way it does

first row

spamt - $9 - he is So small.

swa - $12 - decent sprite size + complexity

queen - $12 - decent sprite size + complexity

roux - $9 - v simple design + only two colors

tama - $12 - decent sprite size + complexity

second row

mike - $9 - he is So small.

tenna - $12 - semi-detailed design, but smaller size

host - $15 - detailed design + decent sprite size

(these 3 ocs are owned by @ne0nwithazero)

malnourished swatch neo (@hawkfoolery) - $18 - the strings and large wings combo makes this one complex

third row

emmy (@emmybeebs-art) - $12 - decent sprite size + complexity

dimen - $12 - simple-ish design, but it's challenging to translate a character that's designed to be 2d only into 3d

o' - $18 - big sprite + his arms are weird to interpret in 3d space especially for a turnaround

[reevaly]

Mike Beard

4 Swatches.

Teen to Elder.

Male.

Base Game compatible.

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[teaandinanity]

Oft-Played Music Meme

Tagged by @quilleth (thank you!)

Rules: put your 'on repeat' playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs then tag up to 10 people! (or, if you're like me and don't really use spotify, go to your most played)

I can't believe it's roasting me like this but half of this is here because I have a bunch of OTP playlists that I put on while Contemplating Blorbos.

Everything I Do - Bryan Adams

Chasing the Moon - Mary Lambert

We All Lift Together - Warframe

Revenge is a Bitch - FJORA (I first heard this in an AMV but I went 'oh my god yes more female-vocal villain songs I need it' so now I have it and as you can tell from its place on this list I listen to it a lot)

The Night We Met - Lord Huron (this lives in my head rent-free and I hold basically every OTP I have up against it like paint swatches to see if I can make it work)

Stand By You - Rachel Platten

Dynasty - Miia

To Get To You - Mike Parr ft Frida Winsth

Sleepwalking - All Time Low

Anti-Hero (bardcore cover of the Taylor Swift song) - stantough

I have no idea who has been tagged and quill already got the usual suspects, but if you recognized any of these songs and had positive thoughts please steal this and feel free to tag me because I am always in the market for Shiny New Music. (also I am a trash panda who steals memes all the time, so even if you don't wanna tag me please join me in trash panda-dom)

[movedtodykedvonte]

You’re just gonna casually drop that in the tags without telling us your cool deltarune ship names? (Unless you already have and I missed it)

I have a few, mainly for the ships I think about the most. I wouldn’t say they are cool but at least they aren’t just name mashes and have some meaning for these characters. The more thought out ones you can easily tell.

Asgore x Toriel : Royal Reunion or The Nose Nuzzle Champions’ Comeback

Asgore x Sans : Bone Throne

Kris x Berdly : Competitive Gaymers

Susie x Noelle : Horror Holiday

Kris x Susie x Noelle : Holiday Hijinks

Spamton x Swatch : Pallette Pals or Paint Job

Spamton x Addisons : multi level making-out (mlm) or All We Do Is Date!!! (I do like addicule/addisoncule tho)

Spamton x Jevil : Funny Business

Spamton x Mike : Speaker Phone

Queen x Spam : Royal AD-visor or White Collar Crown

Seam x Jevil : Cat in the Box or Magic Tricked

For specifically the CDAP au with my Addisons (it’s a polycule but when im specifically focusing on two of these losers):

Banner x Surv : Revolution Lovers or This Isn’t Professional

Banner x Vidie : Aquired Taste or Tea Time

Banner x Audi : Doting Duo or Fit Check

Banner x Spam : Unwanted Survey or Test Drive

Surv x Audi : Fitness Fit

Surv x Vidie : Passion Punch

Surv x Spam : Speed Limit or Speed Bag

Vidie x Audi : Tea Party or Accessorized

Vidie x Spam : Hibiscus with Vanilla

Audi x Spam : Dress up Dolls or Pinned Strings

I don’t ship a lot in fandom but this is what I usually think about when I see a ship and the name is just a name mash. Immediately I wanna make it fun and goofy.

[localhypnofruit]

So!! "Mike is Swatch", right? Now what connections do we have between Swatch and Spamton, and what evidence is there to "prove" that Swatch could be Mike? [ALSO SPOILER WARNING. IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED CHAPTER 2 PLEASE DO SO BEFORE READING THIS.]

- Spamton and Swatch sell the same items, with Spamton selling weathered, trashed versions of Swatch's.

- Swatch acknowledges the existence of those that attempt to "copy his look", which implicitly references Spamton. (However he seems distant towards Spamton, the Basement, and Spamton NEO.)

- Spamton never mentions Swatch specifically, but mentions someone named Mike- claiming that they're "a criminal" and not to "believe what you see on TV"

- Swatch and the Swatchlings are based around colors, and are likely in reference to MS Paint- a colorful art software- since Swatch mentions how he attempted to help create a Lightner's dream with "splashing color". Swatch also has colored patches on his right and a single-colored color wheel on his left. MS, in this context, could stand for Mike Swatch.

I would like to give the idea that Swatch and Mike are the same person, albeit with some tampering done so that there's a disconnect between the person that is "Swatch" and the person that is "Mike".

Going back to Spamton's Big Shot days, Swatch would still be the head butler even back then- going by the name "Mike". Spamton would know Mike very well considering he used to have a room in the Queen's Mansion and all. The two very well could have been buddy-buddy, considering imitation is a form of flattery and Spamton sure does try to imitate Mike's aesthetic. (Or, if you wanna be spicy, perhaps it's Mike that imitates Spamton.) The basement is likely knowledge that only Mike/Swatch and Spamton have, as they're the only two people to acknowledge it, with Swatch denying its existence but implying that it's bothering the other customers.

When Spamton's tragedy kicks in, sales dropping and his shining moments burning out, Mike- as the head butler- would have to have the Swatchlings and himself carry away everything that Spamton has from the room of someone Mike's become so well acquainted with. It feels like betrayal on Spamton's part, where someone he admired so much was kicking him out of house and home. This is where Spamton's dialogue of him begging people to stop taking furniture out of his room comes in.

Now here's where things get a bit messy!! Spamton gets literally trashed, Mike has a guilty conscience over getting rid of a good friend, and... There are a few things done behind the scenes with the one from the infamous phone call. There are two ways to go about it:

- Mike abandons his "old self" as "Mike" and becomes the Swatch we know today, distancing himself from everything that went on with Spamton. This distance eventually shifts into contempt for the ex-Big Shot, possibly made worse by the fact he's seen Spamton's state decay into becoming a "crooked salesman".

OR

- Gaster (or whoever was manipulating things from the other end of Spamton's call), had a grip on those close to Spamton and not just the Big Shot himself. This connection that Spamton had with Mike allowed Gaster to tamper with Mike to suppress, alter, and/or delete memories that Mike had with Spamton, thus in a way "creating" Swatch. This can also go a step further and have Spamton undergo a similar treatment, but Spamton still has memories of Mike in his corrupted data- whereas Swatch has no memories of Mike whatsoever.

There's a lot of fluff details that I've thought of between the two- be it revolving around this interpretation or otherwise- but these are the main points I wanted to make!! Obviously, I don't think this is the True or Canon way the story between these two played out, but I still think it's neat!! And maybe y'all will think it's neat, too!!

[ne0nwithazero]

Some 88x31 buttons I made for my Neocities website 💕

I may be a bit obsessed with stuff like this~

[dawnsoda]

the rituals they are complex

[freunwol]

the trend w dtr shopkeepers seems to be obfuscating or just flat out lying about how much they care abt someone (effectiveness of said lying up to interpretation)

[revengeraven]

“Swatch, buddy, keep the battery acid coming, I got a bad feeling about tonight…”

Photos taken moments before disaster

[rooftops-are-for-towels]

OK SO you know when ur going into the spamton basement and youre otw to turn off the forcefield. then you get to the room w the teacups and as you go back and forth there's like. a face that fades out real fast when the teacups rise. so. it has the same colored eyes as spamton. but yknow, they aren't glasses, they have pupils, and the smile is like the one seen on the tv screen at the end of the chapter. thought that was Interesting.

[kriscommitscrimes]

deltarune prompts!! didn't get around to participating in deltatober or deltavember, and i couldn't find any deltacember prompt lists on tumblr, so i made my own!!

Prompts + The bg by itself because I'm really proud of it under the cut

The Soul (your personal interpretation)

Vessel

Kris

Susie

Ralsei

Lancer

Noelle

Berdly

King (Intended to be Spade King, But can be any of them)

Rouxls Kaard

C. Round (or K. Round if u want)

Starwalker/Nubert (both or just one of them)

Queen (Meant to be Ch2 queen but can be one of the card ones)

Swatch

Tasque (Tasque Manager and/or just a Tasque)

Jevil

Spamton

Tenna/Mike (your personal interpretation)

Gaster

Hometown

Castletown

Field of Hopes and Dreams

Welcome to the City

Holiday Family (or Dess if u want)

Christmas/Free Day

Before the Story

Dreemurr Family

The Fun Gang

AU (On of your own or one by someone else that you like)

Sans Undertale?!

Free Day

if participating, it'd be cool if you tagged your art/writing with 'deltacember' so i can see it!! No need to ping me if u don't want to

[jaimistoryteller]

Relationship: Spamton G. Spamton/Swatch, Spamton G. Spamton & Swatchling, Spamton G. Spamton & Tasque Manager, Swatch & Tasque Manager, Spamton G. Spamton & Swatch & Tasque Manager

Characters: Swatch (Deltarune), Swatchling (Deltarune), Spamton G. Spamton, Mike (Deltarune), Addison (Deltarune), Tasque Manager, Rouxls Kaard, Queen (Deltarune), Original Characters, Blue Addison, Pink Addison, Orange Addison, Yellow Addison, Virovirokun (Deltarune)

Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Human, They/Them Pronouns for Swatch (Deltarune), He/Him Pronouns for Spamton G. Spamton, omg they were roommates, Secret Identity, Secret Crush, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Past Relationship(s), Injury Recovery, Dubious Ethics, Addisons and Spamton G. Spamton are Siblings, Named Addisons (Deltarune), annoyances to lovers, you can rip the found family trope out of my COLD DEAD HANDS

Verse: None

Story Summary:

A Swatchton human university AU. Three college basketball teammates get an obnoxious new roommate. Fortunately none of them take the same classes, so Swatch can avoid the guy while mooning over a mysterious new DJ at the campus radio station.

By: Sylphidine_Gallimaufry

Art by me after reading the story and apparently having the first bit of digital art inspiration since the end of 2020 when I look in my folder and the dates on stuff.

[lunariumarcs]

In response to the responses on the Vat of Acid Post:

All y’all responded in the tags tho so I’m not gonna @ anybody specifically. I’m assuming y’all want to stay on the down low (or maybe a little frightened to directly reply).

- Its not exclusively aimed at shippers. It applies to healthy platonic relationships too. I don’t think fandom spaces talk about/spotlight platonic relationships enough.

- People pointed out the way Swatch badmouthed Spamton in game + how this also puts a wrench in their relationship potential. Just want to say that I wasn’t supper aware of this as, when I played the game, I never bothered talking to Swatch (or any of the NPCs really). You could make it work by retconning Swatch’s dialogue - I guess it depends on how you characterize them. (I’ll admit I have a bias and that I am not immune to Bird Butler). A few people said they hc Swatch to be the one to throw Spamton into the Acid instead of Queen - which is an angle I never considered but now I kinda want to see this explored. There are many directions you can take with it, I think.

- Some really big brained individuals made some notes about how the Vat of Acid theory directly contradicts all canon characterization of Queen, which I have to commend. I was going to make a follow up post about this topic actually when I had some spare time to get my thoughts straight.

- Finally, someone also raised the idea that Spamton walks into the acid under the influence of Mike. I just want to say that, actually, that’s probably the only instance where the Vat of Acid theory works in the context of Spamton having a working relationship with any of the mansion characters. And that’s because its a third, outside party that puts him in that position, not Queen or Swatch.

[comfortandfluff]

tagging key!

this is just my tagging key for all my reblogs, since i like making fancy tags, lol

tw: minor flashing lights under the cut!

irls!

(these characters are me irl! i dont mind you interacting if you kin/are also an irl, but i likely won't interact back)

spamton g. spamton // #number 1 rated salesman | spamton tag

scp-3817 // #art is pain | 3817 tag

roger retinz // #the ratings rajah | roger tag

topher // #the topher experience | topher tag

scp-662 // #i aim to please. | deeds tag

hubris d'obscene // #my dear sweet idiot! | hubris tag

william "maxwell" carter // #you don't look so good | maxwell tag

slappy // #not a dummy! | slappy tag

leonardo fortunato // #your avid worshipper | leon tag

sundrop // #keep the lights on | sundrop tag

guzma // #it's ya boy! | guzma tag

b.e.n-j.a.m.i.n // #bio-electronic navigator | b.e.n tag

claus // #let's play eye-spy... | claus tag

benjamin // #my greatest invention! | benjamin tag

oliver // #the power of mornstar | oliver tag

the projectionist // #was it worth it? | projectionist tag

synpaths!

(i just relate or connect strongly with these characters!!!)

giratina // #forgotten by god | giratina tag

spiritomb // #entrenched in shadow | spiritomb tag

enderman in a suit // #i can see you | enderman tag

f/os!

(these are my fictional crushes <3<3<3 i love them so bad. please don't interact if you openly bash any of these characters or mock those who like them!)

zote the mighty // #the greatest warrior! | zote tag

swaine // #the art of pickpocketing | swaine tag

zip vector // #i'm a genius! | zip tag

patches // #tricks up my sleeve | patches tag

reddington rousseau // #a method actor | reddington tag

snatcher // #your contract has expired | snatcher tag

the conductor // #pecking idiots! | conductor tag

king dice // #hi-de-ho! | king dice tag

mortimer freeze // #our world of ice | mortimer tag

chef saltbaker // #two cups' souls | saltbaker tag

jevil // #chaos! | jevil tag

mike // #turn on the tv! | mike tag

rouxls kaard // #thoust have courage! | rouxls tag

swatch // #cozy up | swatch tag

wilson higgsbury // #the gentleman scientist | wilson tag

robert wagstaff // #a scientist's blight | wagstaff tag

wes // #people-pleaser's balloons | wes tag

pale king // #no cost too great | pale king tag

chairman rockwell // #halcyon's ruler | rockwell tag

karloff mennis // #fear got me here. | karloff tag

dwayne pipe // #the brighter the bug | dwayne tag

manov mistree // #mr. reus... 2! | manov tag

bill cipher // #buy gold! | bill tag

paulo ravinski // #i'll sacrifice anything! | paulo tag

orin scrivello // #i am your dentist! | orin tag

[spunkysweetie]

Dimitrescu Daughters Portrait from Resident Evil Village for Sims 4! A mini painting set by SpunkySweetie.

Hi everyone! I am back with another CC painting! The last few days, I have been watching the SuperHorrorBro Resident Evil Village series on YouTube, and Mike`s banter mixed with the gameplay has drawn me in. (I`ve been watching him for awhile and enjoy his commentary and theory videos, please check him out if you do as well.) Anyway, in one of the videos in the the Dimitrescu castle,  there is a painting shown of the three sisters from the past. As someone who loves history and this style of painting (groups of people, I just couldn’t help but fall in love with the painting from the game.  CC Information: Dimitrescu Daughters by SpunkySweetie (Large) - Cost $3000 ($1000 for each sister) - BGC. - 1 swatch as shown here. Dimitrescu Daughters by SpunkySweetie (Mini)

- Cost $300 ($100 for each sister) - Requires the Vampires Game Pack. (Fits the theme of RE7. xD)  - 1 swatch as shown here.

Download: Here (Public, no adfly) If you have any issues, don’t be scared to let me know! If you use the items, please tag me! I would love to see how they`re used! Enjoy everyone! \(^0^\)