#if it’s not too late i’d like to take a pill for my head xD

[aenvittorielle]

one stupid interesting thing i accidentally note.

about one year ago a cute/humorous song was very popular in tiktok (a song: колос - бiблiотека). the main idea of this song is ‘the best place for a good sex is a library’, in which the singer talks about the authors of various books along the way. so…

everything seems to be good, concise and perfect. BUT the voice of the singer reminds me very much of the russian dubbing of Avallac’h (if u already heard it, u can remembering, if you’re not - u can search and listen). after that observations all i see is Avallac’h, who talks about the best place for sex - library xD like… hey, Ciri, don’t u know what’s the best place for a good sex?

this is a silly comparison, and the listener may disagree with me, but it's very funny at least. :D

[massivelycreepypineapple]

He Loves His Gimp

Request: Gynac Jensen anon here. Couldn't stop reading your work again and again. I just love it❤️ Hence came to you requesting another story. (Sorry🥺) Can you write one Jensen x reader where they have a big fight, she storms off, but while going, falls down the stairs and bumps into a wall and somehow her hand gets into a cast along with concussion. Jensen gets worrried and doesn't leave her alone all the time. After 2 days, for next appointment reader panicks while receiving PRP injection. All the fluff between these days. After few days, when her leg is better, next doc's appointment for removal of cast. Reader gets freaked out again. (Well I did freak, I had a full blown panic attack, my husband had to physically restrain me XD) so Jensen supporting her while removal process. ( I know I mentioned hand, but I wanted to request for leg, Idk how did I do that) Again sorry, I have bombarded you with such a long request. But write only if you want and are comfortable. Thanks ❤️

Pairing: Jensen Ackles x Fem!Reader

A/N: Hope you enjoy this! 

Feedback is welcome!

Word Count: 3032

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It had barely been a week since Jensen got back from Vancouver and in one week everything had gone bad. There was something happening with the brewery and as a result tensions were high. This in turn caused the the married couple to snap at each other often. The last couple of days have been really bad as Jensen and Y/N kept fighting non stop. It was taking a toll on her and she didn’t know what to do to help him. Every time she tried, he would snap at her and it would result in a full blown argument. This time was no different.

“Damn Y/N! God it was so peaceful living alone back in Vancouver!” Yelled Jensen.

“Oh yeah?! Well maybe you should’ve just stayed back then!” Shouted Y/N as she stormed out of the master bedroom.

With tears blurring her vision and blind anger consuming her, Y/N failed to pay attention to where she was going, causing her to trip on the stairs and take a fall. On her way down, she hit her head against the wall and landed with a thud on the ground floor. Her right ankle was askew and pain shot through her like wildfire as she screamed. She barely noticed Jensen run down the stair and crouch down beside her worriedly asking her questions.

“Y/N! Oh god! What hurts, baby? Talk to me!” He asked frantically.

“My leg and my head.” She mumbled out, her head feeling a little dizzy.

Jensen went to hold her ankle to take a proper look at it, the action only made her yell out in pain more. “Shit I’m so sorry, honey! I think it’s broken.” He said.

He pulled out his phone dialling 911, “Hi I need an ambulance immediately! My wife fell down the stairs and I think she broke her ankle and might have a concussion.” He explained, giving them their address.

Y/N was close to falling asleep but was immediately woken up with insistent pats on her cheek.

“Hey, stay awake sweetie. You might have a concussion and falling asleep will make it worse.”  

“Everything hurts, Jay.” She said doing her best to keep her eyes open. The tears streamed down her face quickly wiped away by Jensen.

“I know, baby. I know. The ambulance will be here in a bit.” He said not leaving her side.

“C-can I sit up?”

“Just stay still okay? You’re going to be fine.” Jensen said carding his fingers through her hair while he held her hand with his other one.

The paramedics finally arrived and Jensen rode with her to the hospital.

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12 hours later they finally made it back home at 1:30 in the morning. The doctor insisted on keeping Y/N in the hospital that long to make sure her concussion cleared up. He put her leg in a cast and prescribed some pain killers along with strict orders for plenty of rest for the ankle to heal. Lucky for her it was a small fracture that should heal on its own within a few weeks if she didn’t stress it out too much. She was, however, asked to come back couple of days later for a PRP injection to accelerate the recovery.

Jensen carried her inside the house and placed her on the couch. He shut the main door and went into the kitchen to bring Y/N her medicines and some water. Y/N knew there was something bothering him. He had been quiet the entire time and barely looked at her. She was feeling more and more guilty especially after the fight they had this morning. Her thoughts were interrupted when Jensen offered her a glass of water along with the pill. She took it and returned the glass back to Jensen who took it back to the sink, still avoiding any eye contact.

He came back to her to carry her to their bedroom when she stopped him.

“Jay, wait.”

“What’s wrong? You okay?” He asked fearing that the doctors missed something.

“I’m fine, but you clearly are not. Talk to me Jay.” She asked worriedly.

“Y/N it’s 1:30 in the morning and you’re hurt and in pain, and I’m exhausted. Can we please not do this now?” He asked rubbing his face.

Y/N felt a pang of hurt go through her heart. She had really messed up with the fight. Jensen was right he would’ve been more at peace without her.

“Okay.” She whispered and allowed him to carry her up to their room.

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That morning Y/N woke up late thanks to her medication that made her drowsy. The space next to her was empty and suddenly the events that occurred the previous day crashed on her all at once, breaking her heart. Her leg was throbbing and she was doing her best to keep the tears at bay as she sat up and placed her feet on the floor.

Jensen walked into the room with a tray of breakfast, “Where do you think you’re going?” He asked chiding her.

“I thought-“

“I was making you breakfast in bed, Y/N. Now get back in and relax, okay?”

She got back in bed and Jensen placed the tray on her lap and sat in front of her. “How are you feeling today?” He asked rubbing her knee.

“Leg hurts a little, but my head is much better.” She replied taking a bite.

“Good. Eat up so you can take your painkillers.” He smiled softly at her.

“Okay.” Y/N back smiled at him.

Once breakfast was over Jensen grabbed the tray and handed her the medicines. He then helped her into the shower so they could take a bath. He covered her cast with plastic to it wouldn’t get wet and placed a stool in the shower so Y/N could sit comfortably. He helped her strip her clothes and proceeded to do the same. Nothing was exchanged between them which was odd. There was this lingering tension and Y/N didn’t know how to break it. Her mind was racing thinking of ways to apologise, and just as he proceeded to scrub shampoo in her hair a tear slipped from her eye. Her sniffle didn’t go unnoticed by hm and he immediately crouched down in front of her.

“Y/N, what’s wrong? Did I hurt you?” He asked concern filling his eyes.

She shook her head sniffling some more.

“Then what’s wrong, sweetheart?”

“I’m sorry” she whispered.

“What for?”

“I’m sorry I’m so overbearing. I’m sorry, Jay. I shouldn’t have pushed you with the brewery and now you want to go back to Vancouver to get away from me. And then I had to get hurt and you’re stuck here with me. I’m sorry it’s not so peaceful here.” Her outburst stunned him.

“Y/N…”

“I’m sorry!” She was clutching onto him as tears fell rapidly down her cheeks. Jensen hugged her tightly to him, uncaring of the shampoo in her hair.

“Baby, you listen to me. I don’t want to get away from you. I’ll never want that, Y/N. I’m sorry I said that. I was angry and tired with everything that was happening and I took it out on you when you were only trying to help. It’s my fault baby. Vancouver sucks without you there. And I’m even more glad I’m here when you’re hurt. I’d hate myself if I wasn’t here for you. I already hate myself caz you’re hurt because of me.”

“It’s not your fault, Jay. It was a freak accident.”

“Feels like it is. I caused this indirectly.” He whispered, closing his eyes tightly. “God, when I heard you scream and saw you at the bottom of the stairs, my heart nearly stopped.”

“No you didn’t. I wasn’t paying attention. But I’m okay, Jay. Nothing too bad happened.”

“Yeah. Thank god for that.”

Y/N kissed him softly. When she pulled away from him she giggled.

“What?” He asked amused.

She scooped the suds on his nose left by her on her finger and showed it to him. He chuckled at that and kissed her nose. “Let’s get cleaned up. We have a busy day today.”

“Oh?” Y/N asked amused.

“Yep! A whole day dedicated to R&R!” He grinned.

“Can we watch The Lord of the Rings again?” Y/N asked with puppy eyes that she learnt from Jared.

Jensen groaned at her, “Fine, the gimp gets the final say.” He said earning a whack.

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The next couple of days went by in a blink and the dreaded day finally arrived. It was time for Y/N to take a PRP injection. With lots of coaxing and promise of mind blowing sex, Jensen finally got her into the car and drove her to the hospital.

They were waiting for their turn and Y/N was bouncing her uninjured leg in nervousness. Jensen placed a hand on her leg, stopping her. “Calm down, Y/N. It’s going to be fine.”

“I hate you.” She snapped at him. “They’re going to give some stupid shot and I’m going to kill you.”

“Hey! I’m not the one giving the shot!”

“You made me come here!”

“You’d do anything in return for sex and you know it. You’re insatiable.” He grinned at her wiggling his eyebrows.

“Shuttup, Ackles.”

“Y/N Ackles” the nurse called out.

“You know if I wasn’t married to you now, that name would mean nothing!” Y/N whispered yelled.

“Haha, hilarious.” He said rolling his eyes. “Come on, gimpy. Let’s get you cured.” He helped her into the wheelchair and the nurse rolled her into the room.

The doctor made her lie down on the bed and got her prepped.

“We’re going to first draw some blood from your arm and then we will be transferring that blood into your leg. It’s so the extra platelets can help the injury heal faster.” He explained, making Y/N shudder.

Jensen moved closer to Y/N and she gripped her hand tightly. The doctor left the room for a while allowing Y/N to panic freely.

“Jay, I don’t want to do this!” She said frantically. “It’s not just one, it’s two needles poking me!” She said looking mortified. Jensen chuckled at her, “It’s not funny, Jay! Quit laughing at me!” She glared.

“I’m sorry, baby but it is a little funny. Besides, Y/N, it’ll be over before you know it. I promise, sweetheart.” He tried comforting her.

“You’re a jerk, Jay and I want to leave. Take me home, please!” She cried getting up.

Jensen pushed her back down gently and was about to say something when the doctor came back in with the stuff. Y/N was trying not to go into a full blown panic. Needles freaked her out big time and this was one of the worst things she’d had to do.

The doctor took a cotton swap with anti septic and cleaned the area making her flinch. Her grip on Jensen tightened and he kissed her forehead. “Just look at me, baby. Think about something else. Like what do you want to do this weekend, hmm?”

“I don’t know!” She looked at him wide eyed. Trying to play along but it was getting increasingly harder.

Just as the needle pierced through her she shut her eyes tightly, holding her breath in. She felt Jensen caress her cheeks with his thumb as he cupped them. “Breathe baby. It’ll go away.” He whispered.

“Almost done, Y/N” The doctor said smiling sympathetically at her.

She felt him gently withdraw the needle and she let out a breathe of relief when it was done. But that didn’t last long. She remembered the hard part was yet to come. The damn doc had to stick the little bastard into her leg and it was going to be 10 times worse.

She felt Jensen squeeze her hand, “Don’t think about it. Just keep talking to me ok?”

“Let’s go visit Jared and Gen this weekend.” She said, giving him a small smile.

“Yeah, that’s a great idea.” He smiled widely.

Y/N and Jensen kept chatting and she didn’t notice when the doctor was near her feet. The needled pierced her leg just above the cast and she whimpered in pain. “Son of bi-!” She exclaimed.

“There all done!” Grinned the doctor.

“See? That wasn’t so bad, was it?” Said Jensen smirking at her.

“Wipe that look off your face or I’ll do it for you.” She glared at him.

The doctor chuckled at her, “Well you’re good to go, Y/N. You just need to come back a week from now and we can remove the cast.”

“Can’t wait. This thing is itchy as hell.” You said, thanking him.

“And it smells” mumbled Jensen to himself earning a glare from Y/N.

An hour later they were back home comfortably cuddled up on the sofa. Y/N was flipping through the channels trying to find something good. Jensen groaned beside her as she changed it once more.

“Just pick one!” He exclaimed throwing his head back.

“I’m trying! There’s nothing good on!”

“I’m booored, N/N!”

“Urgh fine! You pick then!” She said throwing the remote into his lap.

He settled on some silly rom com, making Y/N look pointedly at him. “Really? This one?”

He grinned at her and she squeaked when he shifted her in a blink of an eye. She was sitting on his lap with her leg carefully placed so it wouldn’t hurt.

“What are you doing, Jay?” She asked suspiciously.

“Snogging to silly rom coms like teenagers?” The grin not leaving his face.

Y/N giggled at him, “You’re such a boy!”

“You love it.”

“Nahh.” She said with a cheshire cat grin. But soon started laughing as Jensen tickled her.

“Jay! Stop please!”

“Nope!”

“I’ll make you smell my cast if you don’t!” She managed to gasp out between laughter.

“Yuck! Keep that thing away from me, woman! That stench is poison!” He exclaimed with wide eyes, immediately stopping the tickle attack.

Y/N laughed at his reaction and kissed him hard. They spent the rest of the day snogging to crap TV.

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A week later Y/N was back in that dreadful hospital room. She got her foot x-rayed and cleared for the cast to come off and she couldn’t be happier. Jensen was sitting on the chair beside her reading the stuff on the wall. Y/N was fiddling with her phone when the doctor came in with the equipments to cut open her cast.

When Y/N noticed the equipment, she freaked out. “W-what’s that? I thought you had to cut the cast open!”

The doctor chuckled at her, “This is to cut the cast open. That thing is too thick for scissors. We need something stronger.”

“Oh no no. You keep that thing away from me, she said in shock. She moved backwards in bed.

“You won’t feel a thing, I promise.” Said the doctor looking at Jensen for support.

“Y/N come on. This is the last time you need to be here. So let’s get this over it, huh?” He said gripping your hand.

Y/N watched in fear as the doctor got everything set up. He turned on the electric cutter and got ready to cut open the cast. Y/N went into a full blown panic attack and began thrashing around.

Jensen was holding onto her. “Honey, you gotta breathe for me. Look at me, Y/N.”

“No! No please. I can’t keep doing this, Jay! I’m constantly in pain and now he’s going to cut my leg! I like my leg!”

“Baby! He’s not going to cut your leg!” Jensen talked over her. “Look at me, Y/N. Open those eyes and look at me.” He pleaded.

Y/N reluctantly opened her eyes and looked into her husband’s green ones. It calmed her down for a second.

“There’s my girl.” He whispered. “I promise it won’t hurt.”

“Y/N, it won’t even get any close to your leg.” The doctor explained. “It’s just vibrations that will break open the cast.”

Y/N still looked unconvinced and stared at the monstrosity in his hands. Jensen cupped her face between his palms and kissed her forehead. “Do you trust me, Y/N?”

“Yes.” She whispered teary eyed.

“Then do this honey. It’ll be over soon.”

“O-okay.” She said taking a deep breathe and letting the doctor get to work.

20 mins later the cast was off and the doctor was checking her ankle once more. He then decided to put it in a brace since it was still swollen quite a bit and was painful.

“It’s going to hurt for a while, but I think it’s strong enough for you to start physical therapy. Just keep icing it and soaking it in hot water to bring down the swelling.”

“Thank you.” Smiled Y/N. “And I’m sorry you had to witness my freak out.”

“Oh don’t worry about it. I’ve seen people react worse.” He chuckled and left the room after shaking hands with Jensen.

“I’m sorry I was so panicky, Jay.” Mumbled Y/N looking guilty.

Jensen let out a booming laugh, surprising her.

“Why are you laughing?” She asked, confused.

“Y-you thought he wanted to cut your leg off!” He laughed harder.

“Shuttup, Ackles! It was scary okay! I’ve never done this before.” She looked at him grumpily. But she wasn’t really mad.

“Aww my poor gimpy!” He said pinching both her cheeks, making her swat his hands away.

“I’m not a gimp anymore!” She fake glared at him.

“True. I’m going to miss my little gimp. I could do whatever I wanted to her. But now she can limp away so fast.” He grinned cheekily.

“Ha ha! You’re fucking Robin Williams!” She said rolling her eyes.

“Oh the hubris! You’re not Robbin Williams, honey” He said his grin getting wider.

“Just take me home, you dork.” She shook her head at him fighting off a smile.

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TUA Season 2 Thoughts

Okay, I know I’m extremely late to the game here, and I’m sure a lot of people have already touched base on the good and bad moments of this season; so I promise that the bad points that I do touch upon, will be short cause I do want to focus on what I loved.

First and foremost, I want to say that I did love season 2 with my whole freaking heart! I was ooooooh so very wrong with a lot of my predictions (and right in others *cough* Lila *cough*) but as I continued watching, I couldn’t bring myself to care (not too much anyway, there were a few things I was mad at, but meh).

 I loved seeing Hazel and I loved that the big oaf at least got 20 years with Agnes before she finally passed on. While I wish we could have seen snippets of that life and love rather then just flash backs to them in season 1; I’m still happy that Hazel got to live his life the way that he wanted to live it. Sure, I wasn’t happy that they killed him off, but for plot purposes it made sense—but on a lighter note, at least he could cross over into the afterlife and be happy with Agnes again. Right?

 Elliott is a hoot and I feel so bad that he died. All that poor man wanted was validation that he wasn’t crazy (which he got) and for someone to eat his damn Jell-O (I love ambrosia btw, but even I wouldn’t eat that ambrosia he made… sorry Elliott).

The sibling interactions between ALL OF THEM!!! JUST AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! It’s everything I could have hoped for and then some!!! The slap fight between Klaus and Ben on the street, Ben’s “You’re so independent, you fight your own damn battles”. Five and Luther reuniting “She’s too young for you” “Dad should have left him on the moon” (I snort laughed at both of these sentences). Then there’s Klaus and Allison reuniting, Allison not even hesitating to jump into the pool to hug her brother. OR THE WHOLE FAMILY REUNION!!! That Vanya and Allison hug! That hug as Klaus joined in and planted a kiss on the top of Vanya’s head!!!! The whole interaction between Allison and Diego “Can’t say Hi to anyone?” just omg, I could go forking on and on with this, because the banter and snappy comments from all of them are just total sibling culture and I relate sooooooooo much to it. (best believe I will jump on someone’s back like a damn spider monkey to protect my siblings, but I’d also sooner shank them too)

RAYMOND AND ALLISON!!!!! I’m ALLLLLLLLL FOOOOOOR THIS RELATIONSHIP!!!!! LIKE OMG!!!!!! WHY DIDN”T SHE TAKE HIM WITH HER!!!!! THEY ALREADY SCREWED THE TIMELINE UP ENOUGH BY JUST EXISTING THERE IN 1963 ANYWAY!!!! Like seriously, I’m actually upset that she didn’t take him with her, and now it looks like her daughter doesn’t even exist either… like omg Allison, sweet heart. Nooooooo.

I LOVE Luther’s development this season, the fact that he goes to apologize to Vanya, and actually takes blame for what happened, just makes me happy to know that the big lug is trying. Yea I know he took the gun with him, but honestly, I can’t blame him either. He was obviously scared and didn’t know what he would walk into, would she try and kill him again? Like we know the gun wouldn’t do sh*t to help him, but Luther wasn’t sure of that. Plus he never actually pulls it, his hand is constantly on it, but he never pulls it out, which shows that hurting her was not the end game. He wanted to actually apologize and he hoped that his sister would hear him out enough to allow him to do it.

I loved sissy and vanya. The friendship that turned to romance was cute, and while I’m still iffy with it because Sissy was married, I also understand to a small degree that Sissy truly felt stuck. Even without Vanya’s interference, I highly doubt Sissy would have been able to get a divorce and manage to keep possession of her son. Carl is an absolute bag of d*cks, and with Carl having a brother in the police force, who’s to say that they couldn’t spin something that would allow them to take Harlan away from her? I honestly can see a divorce between these two getting messy and none of the outcomes working in Sissy’s favor. She would have never been happy inside or outside of her marriage. But Vanya gave her the hope that she might actually find it. (IDK, I’m still really on the fence with it, and the infidelity, but I can’t say I didn’t enjoy Sissy/Vanya’s cute little moments while it lasted…)

Also, can I just say, Sissy blowing the scent of coffee into Vanya’s sleeping face, was truly and utterly adorable and such a dorky thing to do and I loved it.

ALL OF THE KLAUS AND ALLISON INTERACTIONS!!!! ALL OF THEM!!!

THAT SALON SCENE!!!

THAT DANCE AT THE SALON!!!

Also, not going to lie, Odessa was a bad ass b*tch and I love and will protect that woman as much as I will love and protect Raymond Chestnut. I don’t even care that Odessa was only in a few episodes, that woman stole my damn heart and I truly would have loved to see more scenes with her and Allison and the friendship they had.

The elevator ride going up to the light supper, the freaking conch shell, and the siblings’ interactions during the whole thing (Allison rumoring Diego to punch himself, and Vanya’s cheeky “oops” after showing off her powers, just *chefs kiss*).

Ben and Vanya!!! I FORKING CRIED!!! I had to bloody pause the damn episode because my tears were getting in the way of me watching!!!! (trust me, there was a long moment of silence for Ben after that.)

All of them piling into Vanya’s car on her way to save Harlan. That entire scene was a masterpiece “Child get in the back” followed by Klaus just flopping on top of Diego and Allison, like OMG!!! And Luther… poor Luther “If I hear one fat joke, I’m out”

Everything to do with Five and Older Five was hilarious. I’m sorry call me immature, but the fart jokes were funny (even if they did start to get old after a while). Also, poor Luther, once more. We stan one lousy spotter but a brother who tried his forking best anyway.

Luther being a big (little) brother and covering Allison AND Klaus during the hail of bullets.

Klaus being observant and noting things long before anyone else. Like even at the end, when Vanya was taking her power back, everyone else was watching her but not Klaus. He kept glancing around himself while also taking in the scene periodically. There is something there, I can forking feel it. Between that pill scene in season 1, him looking up to the moon with no reason to do so, him spotting The Handler and Lila, him knowing/guessing that Lila can only mirror one power at a time—despite never actually fighting her himself—it all has to add up to something??? RIGHT???

I didn’t think I would like the Swedes… yet here I am putting them in this column. Still mad that they killed Hazel (but as Five told Lila, the job was a job, it was never anything personal). They hardly had any lines at all but their personalities alone and the little things we saw were just… what the hell but I still loved it. haha.

 I CAN”T WAIT TO SEE IF WE LEARN MORE ABOUT THE OTHER CHILDREN MYSTERIOSULY BORN!!!!! Like I wanna see the sparrow academy kids, but I hope we might learn about a few others too. Like how many of those kids didn’t make it? How many of those kids were born with a twin? Were their any triplets??? Like can you imagine that poor woman who had to give birth to not one child, but two that she didn’t have an hour ago??? (and possibly three even though I doubt there were any triplets… but what if there forking was!!!)

SPARROW BEN!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!! I mean, I’m glad Justin is staying on the show, he’s awesome and I do like Ben, but I’m a bit sad that this won’t be the Ben we’ve seen in the last two seasons (I’ll still eat it up, don’t get me wrong, cause I’m curious to see this alternate Ben, but I’m still sad).

 Also that Vanya and Diego interaction at the end, neither of them having to say anything but still leaning on each other for support, just AHHHHHHHH

The sibling bonds that have begun to form between all of them is what really killed me this season and I loved each and every second of it!!!

 All the one-liners were pretty good too, like the “Ikea mafia” “Think of Batman than aim lower” “Is it too late to be un-adopted?” just efgjoiwengjowegnwrjngwe

Vanya actually using her powers to save someone, and Ben solidifying that fact by telling her she isn’t a monster. 

the music choices!!!! 

 I’m sure I will add more to all of this in another post, I’m still forking reeling over here and can’t get all of my thoughts straight, but goddamn I loved this season! Dysfunctional idiots—the lot of them. But at least they were making dysfunctional decisions together XD

Okay, now for the things I didn’t like…

Again, I’ll be brief cause I know that there are probably plenty of people who have touched on this already and I’m sure you all are sick of seeing or hearing it by now (so feel free to skip over it all together).

Klaus not telling his family SEVERAL TIMES that Ben was there.

Ben possessing Klaus without his consent (and Ben breaking the rules that Klaus had put into place as Ben nearly got frisky with Jill)---like I can’t even say I’m mad that he possessed Klaus at the light supper. I didn’t like it, it made me uncomfortable, but from Ben’s perspective I understood it. to Ben, he felt like he didn’t have a choice, Klaus had constantly taken Ben’s choice away by not telling the family he was there, so if Klaus wasn’t going to tell them on his own, Ben had no choice but to try and do it himself. I get that, I did. But the whole “Burrowed” scene in the elevator made me cringe something fierce.

The fact that we get Klaus looking badass in the first five minutes of the season, and then Klaus basically being useless the rest of the season, pissed me the ever-loving fork off. I mean, come on!!! EVERYONE ELSE FOUGHT LILA!! WHERE THE HELL WAS HE!??? I’m hoping this is all just setting Klaus up to be something greater in the next season, that maybe now that Ben is gone Klaus will have no choice but to relay on himself and tap into that “Potential” that Reginald had hinted at in season 1 (my fingers are soooo crossed that this is the case)

Not getting their reactions to Ben sacrificing himself (I needed more then just seeing Klaus lying forlornly on a bed, I’m sorry, but I definitely needed more than that). Klaus and Vanya’s interaction in the car did not make up for any of it either.

I don’t know where to put my thoughts on Lila and Diego. While I liked them in the beginning, their relationship kinda lost me the moment she spiked him and basically kidnapped him. I like Lila, don’t get me wrong, but that scene made me really uncomfortable too.

The interactions with the Handler and Five. Like okay, I get that the Handler isn’t treating him like a child because basically Five is supposed to be 58, but it’s still forking creepy to see her swaying her hips behind Five who is stuck in his 13-year-old body. Just… no.

The fact that we only see Allison mentioning her daughter 2 times. Like sure, she’s had 2 years to grieve, but I want to see that grief!!!!

How the show tied Sissy and Vanya’s story line up, and how they tied Allison and Raymond’s story line up… like nooooooo. How the hell would Sissy be safe in the past???? Carl’s brother was a forking police officer??? Does she seriously think his brother isn’t going to come after her when he learns his brother is dead????? Also how is Raymond supposed to explain that he suddenly doesn’t have a wife anymore???? These things don’t just fix themselves!!! Like I understand Five saying they couldn’t come, that it could change things beyond repair, but all seven of them existing in 1963 in the first place has already forked everything up enough as it was.

(Ignore me, I’m just salty that we won’t be get any more Raymond/Allison interactions…)

Anyway, negatives pushed aside, I can’t stress enough how i did love the season!!! And I can not wait to see where season 3 goes!!! I HONEST TO GOD CAN NOT WAIT!!! In the mean time, I will be attempting to write several things for season 2… fix-its, in between moments, whatever I can think of. Let’s see where that goes.

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How old are you? >> 33.

Do you live in North America? >> Yes.

Do you love dogs? >> I do love dogs. I teeter on the fence constantly about whether I would actually want to take custody of one or not, though. What I truly want is a trained support dog -- not a full service dog, because I don’t need that level of assistance, but I guess “emotional support animal” is the term I’m looking for even though that’s gotten a bit fraught lately. Once I saw a video (which was weird to watch because it felt a bit voyeuristic, but hey) where a person was having a meltdown and the dog came and prevented them from harming themselves, and I think I could greatly benefit from that as opposed to having to hope that Can Calah (who has no real power over the body 99.8% of the time) can stop me.

Were you finished childhood and teens when Harry Potter movies came out? >> The first movie came out in 2001, which means I was 14 at the time.

Did you keep all your VHS tapes? >> I never had any.

Do you think Jack Nicholson is a good actor? >> I don’t have an opinion.

Have you ever watched an episode of “The Honeymooners”? >> I’ve watched a fair bit of it, because of the New Year’s marathons.

Have you ever owned a pair of high-top Converse? >> No, Converse shoes are uncomfortable for me.

Do you have rain boots with a cute pattern on them? >> No, I just have a pair with white polka dots because that was all I could find at the store at that time. I want to get a cute pair at some point but I keep forgetting (and I use them so infrequently that it doesn’t even seem to matter now -- snow boots are far more important here).

Would you rather eat an apple or an orange right now? >> Apple. We’re out of them, though.

Would you rather do a cartwheel on land or a backflip in water? >> I can’t do a backflip, anyway. So, cartwheel by default.

Have you ever performed on stage in front of people? >> Yeah, many times.

Were you kinda scared of the goths in high school? >> I wanted to be the goths. Unfortunately, I had very little control over what I was allowed to wear, do, or listen to, so...

What size is your mattress? (single,twin,double,queen,king) >> Twin.

Do you eat foods from all 4 food groups everyday? >> No.

Would you rather watch a movie in theater or at home? >> Right now, at home 100%. Usually there will be a few movies that I would choose to see in-theater because I want the big-screen experience, and also because I like making An Event out of things sometimes by having to actually go out somewhere to experience them.

Do you prefer brown or white rice? >> I use white rice most often. I’m not sure if brown rice would taste the same in coconut rice (which is the kind of rice I eat most often)... should try it sometime just to see.

Do you like spaghetti? >> Not especially.

What about lasagna? >> It’s all right sometimes. I just don’t eat a lot of pasta, period.

Do you celebrate Christmas? >> Yes.

Is your Thanksgiving celebrated in October too? >> No, this country’s Thanksgiving is in November.

Do you like chocolate bars? >> Not usually.

what about ice cream? >> I don’t dislike ice cream as much as I just never have a taste for it (and I’m particular about flavour).

Have you ever been stung by anything?What was it? >> No.

Do you have GOD-GIVEN(not dyed) natural brown hair too? >> I do have natural brown hair.

Or were you born blonde? >> Not even close.

Have you found a gray hair on your head or body before? >> Yeah, I have several greys. I can’t wait to grow more, it’s my favourite hair colour.

Have you ever had any suspicious moles removed? >> No.

Have you ever been screened for STDs? >> Yeah.

Are all your wisdom teeth pulled? >> No, I still have them all. The dentist suggested getting them pulled because one of them was starting to have an issue of some sort, but like... “starting to have an issue” (and only one of them, besides) isn’t enough motivation for me to get four whole teeth pulled.

Did you have your tonsils taken out? >> No.

Did you have your appendix taken out? >> No.

How many kidneys do you have?(have you donated one?) >> I haven’t donated a kidney.

Would you(to save someone)? >> If it was viable, sure, why not.

If you were dying of starvation, would you eat another human? >> I can’t imagine what it would be like to be starving, so I can’t rightly say what I would do. That sort of extreme survival situation turns you into a whole different person, I can’t speak for myself in that state until I actually know what it’s like. (I have no current moral objections to it, though, so I’m assuming I’d have less trouble eating a person than someone who finds it repugnant in normal circumstances.)

Have you ever found a bug or slug in your salad? >> No.

Do you like Harry Potter? >> I thought it was all right. I liked certain characters and plot concepts, specifically, and mostly ignored the rest of them (including... the main characters, lol). Now I have even less interest in it after watching JKR get radicalised in real time, not gonna lie. (Still reppin’ Slytherin from Malfoy Manor, though! :p)

What about Twilight? >> I never got into that, the first book bored me.

How do you feel about Lord of the rings? >> I think it’s an amazing and intricate and delightful story. But I didn’t read it, lmao. Too much book and far too much exposition in said book for my interests. The movies are what I’m into.

Are you going to see ‘The Hobbit’ when it comes out? >> I saw the whole trilogy. I never did get around to reading the book, but I’ll probably do so eventually (after my reread of Silmarillion, which comes first!).

Do you have a glass that says 'Molson Canadian’ on it? >> I don’t. I have a glass that says “Guinness” on it, though. And my name.

Do you have any collector’s glasses or cups or mugs? >> No.

Would you rather have a white fridge or a black fridge or a stainless steel fridge? >> Black or stainless steel, I’m quite done with white fridges and I never want to see one again.

Do you have a wide foot or a narrow foot or just average? >> I assume my foot is average.

Do you bite your nails when you’re stressed? >> No, I’m a picker.

Do you have to take an allergy pill daily in order to live normally? >> No, I don’t have allergies.

Are you on the birth control pill? >> Yeah. It’s more like the dysphoria control pill, for me.

Or are you trying to get pregnant? >> I would never.

You’d rather wear black sneakers or sneakers in a bright color or pattern? >> Black, because they’d match with everything I have. I’m sometimes tempted to get funky sneakers but the novelty wears off so quickly.

Has anyone ever told you they were attracted to you? >> Sure.

Are you going to drink alcohol tonight? >> Most likely not. Also, I’m a day-drinker, not a night-drinker, because I don’t like things messing with my sleep.

Have you ever heard of the Canadian kids show called “Mr.Dressup”? >> No. But I’m so glad Lane got to take a survey that had Canadian stuff in it instead of being inundated with common USian bullshit for once xD

What about the kids show “Fred Penner’s Place”? >> ---

Did you hate Sesame Street when you were little too? >> I didn’t.

Were you born perfectly healthy or with some(or a lot) of health issues? >> I can’t recall having any health problems whatsoever as a child.

What are those 'said’ health issues? >> ---

Do you collect DVDs? >> No.

Do you download music? >> No.

Or do you still go to stores and buy CDs? >> I haven’t bought a CD in at least a decade.

[obvidalous]

Favorite Passage Meme

I was tagged by @alyssalenko to share a favorite passage of my fic, thank you for thinking of me! This snippet comes from chapter 2 of Wake Up. It’s a bit long and fluffy, I hope you don’t mind ;)

And I shall tag @rpgwarrior4824 @ripley95things @himluv @kenshi-vakarian7 @naromoreau @trajektoria and anyone who wishes to share xD

“Come on Sara, hurry up! We’re gonna be late!”

She doesn’t answer. Instead, she dashes across the bedroom, half-naked and her hair still wet from the shower. She starts rummaging once again in the same container she already searched twice.

Leaning on the door frame, Reyes calls after her once again. “Sara…”

“Hold on a second. I can’t find the clothes I’m looking for.”

“I told you, you should have tidied that up already. You’ve been here for almost a week... How hard is it to put your things away in the closet?”

She gives him an exasperated look over her shoulder. “Don’t lecture me, Reyes. I’ll get to it when I’ll get to it. Right now, I need to find this damn shirt…”

He shakes his head with an amused smile while she gets back to pulling off clothes from the box in front of her, carelessly throwing them on the floor. The mess is quickly pilling up in her back, but she doesn’t seem to care.

He comes closer. “Here. Let me help you, at least.” He kneels and opens the container next to hers. He smiles widely when he sees what’s on top of it. “Could it be in this box, by any chance?” he innocently asks.

“Mm? No, it should be in here. Damn!” Frustrated, Sara sits back with a loud sigh. “I just… I want to wear clothes that don’t have Initiative tags on them. Is that too much to ask?”

He’s about to comfort her and tell her that she will be stunning no matter what she wears, when something else draws his attention. He suddenly digs into the container. “I think I found something… Probably not what you’re looking for, but definitely no Initiative tag on it.”

When Sara realizes what he’s doing, she tries to stop him with a squeaky voice. “No, not in that one! Don’t look–”

But too late. Reyes picks up what appears to be a very sexy, and tiny, red silky piece of lingerie. He triumphantly holds it in front of him. “I’d rather see you wearing this.”

She chuckles while trying to take it from him. “Straight to the good stuff, as always, huh?”

He lifts his arm out of her reach. “Always. You know me.”

After a few failed attempts to steal the red piece from his grip, punctuated with low growls, she only succeeded in getting closer to him and his lustful grin. She gives up, pouting. “For your information, it’s called a bustier. And you’re not really helping here, you know.”

“I like having you half-naked and completely at my mercy. Never underestimate that fact.” 

He pushes boxes and lingerie aside and leans toward her, pleading for a kiss. She indulges him with laughter in her throat, grabbing him by the collar and attracting him closer. They both fall gently on the ground when he unexpectedly loses his balance, giggling and kissing.

“I’d love to stay here forever, lying on the floor with you, you know,” he whispers in her ear before sitting up. “But seriously, Sara.”

He grabs the shirt he spotted earlier in the box and sticks it inside her hand. He indicates her to get up by clapping her butt. “Get dressed now. Keema is going to kill me if we show up late.”

She’s astonished for a second, incredulously looking at the t-shirt he just handed her, but quickly grins when she understands. “… You had it the whole time, you sneaky bastard…”

He doesn’t answer and winks at her.

“You’re the worst, Reyes.”

She shakes her head, grimacing. But she finally gets up and starts putting on her clothes, and he watches her with a wide, satisfied beam of happiness.

[lonedailydoodle]

Daily Doodle 167 – September 30, 2018

Today was WILD!! Too much fast food and Pixie with a bad headache at first

But then not-so-safe racing happening with a meme filled ride afterwards!

 Today I woke up early to go to Pixie’s, I got ready and left directly down there. I picked him up at his place, got food as breakfast from BK and left to eat at home. There we spent the time at Pixie’s place washing his fursuit, his Miata a bit and the garage. We also recorded a funny video involving his fursuit and it looking like he was puking water xD

Sometime later, we left to Burger King again to get a shake as Pixie had cravings, spending the time drinking it at the parking lot. Then left home but took Wilson out, I got to drive it a bit once again but still suck at driving stick, aaa

After so, we spent more time at home, just browsing memes together and stuff. Then we left to get Pixie some coleslaw from KFC as he cravings, yet again.. Then deposit some of my cash money cuz I didn’t feel like carrying around too much

Spent the rest of the afternoon at his house where Pixie hit his head hard by accident when we were both messing with each other. I hit my head too at the same time but not as hard as him. He felt lightheaded and I made sure he was okay until he felt a bit better

In the afternoon, we left to eat at the same BK one last time before refueling and spending the night waiting for our friends who would guide is somewhere today for an.. “Event”. We spent some minutes outside sitting on the trunk of my car, Pixie also had to take some pills for his head pain cuz of the hit earlier

Our friends eventually arrived, brought Pixie some shock absorbers for his Miata which he ordered through our friend some days ago and we then left following them using my car

We got to the “event” which was.. street racing. I don’t feel comfortable dragged onto this stuff and I mentioned it, I still went but really not sure if I’d go again. I was never in any trouble or danger as I was just a spectator, but shady stuff started happening later, so we left

The ride home was more fun than the even itself. While driving with our friends, we were constantly yelling memes at each other from the car windows at stop lights

Once home, Pixie did some homework, I took my 3DS back, then we kissed goodbye and I got ready to leave as it was late

I noticed I didn’t have signal, my phone plan ended at midnight so I tried using Pixie’s wifi to gain access and pay up, but I also needed to access my bank. I couldn’t access neither cuz of no texts getting to me. So I left home to try and fix this

Once home, I tried and only got access to my bank before I got locked out of my phone account for a whole 24 hours.. So I guess I’m out of that for a long while

Pixie went to bed, I wrote notes for the doodle, showered and went to bed as well, too tired for anything tonight, it was a crazy night already

[afterourhearts]

what small act of kindness have you seen or performed today?

I came down with something this weekend, and I’ve been feeling super crappy. It’s always sinus problems for me with illnesses for some reason or another. This time has been no different. The congestion I can deal with, but what I hate the most is when my throat gets scratchy upon swallowing and that itch leads to gagging/nausea/vomiting/sleep deprivation. I wish I could just knock myself out with sleeping pills at times like these.

Today, I dragged myself reluctantly out of bed to head to a mandatory clinical skills session at my school. The lectures I’d been missing but these sessions could not be missed no matter what. The weather is total crap outside. I felt feverish and horrible. I got stuck in traffic behind a car accident. Finally, when I showed up, all the seats were taken, leaving me awkwardly standing in front of a room of judgy strangers. I say strangers because I would only consider like two or three people my friends in med school.

And. Then. This one guy stood up and gave me his seat. I couldn’t believe it. It’s not like I was a pregnant lady, or a struggling elderly woman, or disabled, and yet this student got up to let me sit down. Was it because my face looked like death itself? Or was he just performing an act of kindness?! Whatever it was, that one small gesture made my entire afternoon go a little better. I wish I could have thanked him more but I was too shy to gush about my happiness. Thankfully his friend next to him said, “wow, that’s the kindest thing I’ve seen you do ... ever” in a teasing way. But still. It was so freaking nice :’) instead of awkwardly staring at me in a judgmental “you’re LATE” eye vibes, he got up and let me take his seat. And being the introvert I am, nothing felt as good as being able to sit down in a chair and take myself out of being at the center of attention. 

Of course his act got me thinking about what act of kindness I can do for someone today. It’s funny how things like that work. When someone does something particularly out of their way nice for you, you can’t help but want to pass that along. 

Short anecdote from the day today, but shared because it made this sick person right here so ridiculously happy xD what act of kindness have you gotten to witness recently or were able to perform?

[lovelornrocketscientist]

✩

The ultimate relationship tag || accepting

[  D i s a g r e e m e n t s  ]

Who is more likely to raise their voice?I think Fitz might raise his voice in frustration but not in a rage or anything.

Who threatens to leave but never actually does?I don’t think either would threaten to leave.

Who actually keeps their word and leaves?I think if anyone left it would be to cool off and I think Tony would be more likely to need that.

Who trashes the house?Fitz sometimes shoves things on the floor if he gets really upset. I could see Tony doing something similar.

Do either of them get physical?No. Not with each other. Only if someone was trying to hurt them.

How often do they argue/disagree?Not too often and they usually sort it by discussing it.

Who is the first to apologise?I think they both do at different times. If Fitz isn’t the first one, he’d be very agreeable. He can’t hold a grudge at all.

[  S e x  ]

Who is on top?Depends on the mood.

Who is on the bottom?Still depends but Fitz is a fan.

Who has the strangest desires?Fitz certainly thinks his are stranger. 

Any kinks?Maybe a few…

Who’s dominant in bed?I think Tony is a little more.

Is head ever in the equation?Definitely.

If so, who is better at performing it?It’s a tie.

Ever had sex in public?Not public public. Semi-public? Deserted open area, yes.

Who moans the most?Fitz at the beginning.

Who leaves the most marks?Tony. Fitz approves.

Who screams the loudest?Fitz but only a little louder. ;)

Who is the more experienced of the two?Tony.

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?Depends on the day.

Rough or soft?Both depending on mood.

How long do they usually last?It varies but they both like to take their time, in general.

Is protection used?No. They’re monogamous.

Does it ever get boring?Never.

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?Quinjet on autopilot. Sometimes you just can’t wait.

[  F a m i l y  ]

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?Yes! So exciting!

If so, how many children do your muses want/have?Fitz would have like four—but two is totally fine.

Who is the favorite parent?Both have their strengths and weaknesses and the kids love them both equally.

Who is the authoritative parent?Fitz does the daily discipline.

Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?Tony but probably for a trip or outing which he would probably find more educational than what they’d learn anyway.

Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?Tony but Fitz would very purposefully look the other way.

Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?Both. They’re both very proud.

Who goes to parent teacher interviews?Both but sometimes just Tony because sometimes Fitz can’t stand the teacher and he’s horrible at hiding it.

Who changes the diapers?Realistically both but more Fitz. He doesn’t mind.

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?Fitz unless Tony is already up. Fitz enjoys the time to just observe and cuddle with the baby.

Who spends the most time with the children?They both spend a lot.

Who packs their lunch boxes?Fitz. He’s big on healthy meals.

Who gives their children ‘the talk’?Both. Good lord. Poor kids.

Who cleans up after the kids?Their maid.

Who worries the most?Fitz. He’s a worrier.

Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?Fitz thinks it’ll be Tony but it totally ends up being him. XD

[  A f f e c t i o n  ]

Who likes to cuddle?Both do—a lot.

Who is the little spoon?Depends on who needs it most.

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?Tony. He just likes to see Fitz blush.

Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?Both. They both find each other irresistible.

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?A long time. Hours. Unless they’re discussing something uncomfortable and then it just depends on the conversation.

Who gives the most kisses?They’re about equal. They both like a lot.

What is their favourite non-sexual activity?Science!

Where is their favourite place to cuddle?Bed, the sofa, the lab, car, quinjet on autopilot—who knows where it ends?

Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?Oh, both for sure. Tony would probably be less furtive about it than Fitz.

How often do they get time to themselves?Daily. They both need some alone time.

[  S l e e p i n g  ]

Who snores?Fitz snores lightly but only when he sleeps on his back.

If both do, who snores the loudest?Fitz isn’t that loud.

Do they share a bed or sleep separately?Share!

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?Cozy up for sure!

Who talks in their sleep?Tony does more. Fitz only if he’s having a bad nightmare and then it’s pretty unintelligible. 

What do they wear to bed?Possibly a t-shirt, pajama bottoms, boxers or nada.

Are either of your muses insomniacs?Both to some extent.

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?Yes. Are they used? That’s another question entirely.

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?Entangled limbs.

Who wakes up with bed hair?Both. Fitz’s is worse because curls.

Who wakes up first?Depends but they usually playfully try to keep the other from getting up.

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?Fitz loves to make pancakes and eat them together in bed.

What is their favourite sleeping position?Spooning.

Who hogs the sheets?Not Fitz. He’s super hot.

Do they set an alarm each night?Yes.

Can a television be found in their bedroom?Of course.

Who has nightmares?Both. Fitz’s are not as bad as they used to be, but when he has them, they’re pretty horrible.

Who has ridiculous dreams?Tony, and then he has to tell them in the morning.

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?Tony. Fitz curls up.

Who makes the bed?Their maid.

What time is bed time?Late. Usually midnight or later.

Any routines/rituals before bed?Changing, maybe showering, definitely brushing teeth

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?Fitz is super grumpy first thing until he’s had at least one tea.

[  W o r k  ]

Who is the busiest?Both but Tony wins that one easily.

Who rakes in the highest income?Tony easily.

Are any of your muses unemployed?Nope.

Who takes the most sick days?Fitz is very healthy. Tony might play hooky.

Who is more likely to turn up late to work?Tony. And Fitz if Tony tempts him. ;)

Who sucks up to their boss?Neither. Ugh.

What are their jobs?Tony is CEO of Stark Industries. Fitz works with inhumans disabled by terrigenesis and develops biomedical aids for them.

Who stresses the most?Fitz. He tends to spiral. Tony is close behind, though.

Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?Enjoy for the most part.

Are your muses financially stable?Definitely.

[  H o m e  ]

Who does the washing?Their maid.

Who takes out the trash?Their maid. 

Who does the ironing?The dry cleaners. 

Who does the cooking?Both depending on the day or evening.

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?Neither.

Who is messier?Fitz.

Who leaves the toilet roll empty?Neither.

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?Both but rarely.

Who forgets to flush the toilet?Neither. (Ew.)

Who is the prankster around the house?If either of them are, it’s Tony. Fitz isn’t much of a prankster unless it’s for revenge purposes. XD

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?Neither.

Who mows the lawn?The gardener.

Who answers the telephone?JARVIS or voicemail.

Who does the vacuuming?Their maid.

Who does the groceries?They’re chosen by both and get delivered.

Who takes the longest to shower?Fitz likes a long shower.

Who spends the most time in the bathroom?Fitz spends a fair amount of time grooming in the morning or before going somewhere special.

[  M i s c e l l a n e o u s  ]

Is money a problem?Nope.

How many cars do they own?Who can say? Maybe JARVIS? Fitz has no idea.

Do they own their home or do they rent?Own.

Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?Coast. Except their house in Scotland. It’s near Glasgow because that’s closer to Fitz’s mum.

Do they live in the city or in the country?City, usually.

Do they enjoy their surroundings?What a strange question. Yes, I suppose so. If they didn’t, they could just change them.

What’s their song?If I Fell by The Beatles

What do they do when they’re away from each other?Lots of phone calls and video calls. (Possibly NSFW)

Where did they first meet?Depends on the verse. SHIELD or SI, most likely.

How did they first meet?Depends on verse. I have a fondness for their “bumping” into each other. 

Who spends the most money when out shopping?Tony—by a lot. Fitz hates spending a lot.

Who’s more likely to flash their assets?Uh, probably neither, but if it did happen, I’d put my money on Tony mooning someone. X’D

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?I think Tony would try not to laugh—and fail.

Any mental issues?PTSD for both. Depression.

Who’s terrified of bugs?Fitz. I wouldn’t say “terrified,” maybe horrified. XD

Who kills the spiders around the house?Tony or pest control.

Their favourite place?Wherever the other one is. Second to that, the lab.

Who pays the bills?The accountant.

Do they have any fears for their future?Sure. Everyone does. Fitz’s are varied. Losing Tony now that he’s found him. Losing other people he cares about. I think Tony worries about that too.

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?Fitz has a slight edge because he’s such a soppy romantic but I’d still say either might well do.

Who uses up all of the hot water?No such thing. They have a tankless water heater.

Who’s the tallest?Tony by a nose.

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?Probably Tony but it’s not out of the question the other way round. ;)

Who wanders around in their underwear?In the bedroom, either, elsewhere, uh, no.

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?Tony. Fitz is a good singer but he’s shy.

What do they tease each other about?Being the most adorable.

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?Tony probably cringes at Fitz’s. XD

Do they have mutual friends?Yes. All their friends have become friends with the other to varying degrees of closeness.

Who crushed first?Fitz, probably in most verses.

Any alcohol or substance related problems?Let’s hope not. ANGST! (Or let’s do? XD)

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?Probably Tony. (Wouldn’t that be interesting? O.O)

Who swears the most?Fitz. He is Scottish after all. They slip out sometimes even though he usually tries to keep them in his head.

[lotrewrite]

8/19 Chat Recap

Same as the previous recap - I'm mostly keeping the comments intact! Putting the more fun/general stuff above the cut:

SNEAK PEEK of the COLORED tarot cards: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/jq1lm3nd64sx9d3/AAC5qUDB6EvTK28tqE1zffExa?dl=0

Playlist: I think we really need an official playlist for this? There's no depression in new zealand, yo ho, come on eileen, istanbul not constantinople...POC crossed with AC Black Flag music...XD Backstreet boys in the 90s! ep. 13 playlist has to be mercedes sosa; argentinian singer who had to go into exile during the dictatorship. I’m Henry the Eight I Am for the Tudor episode, plus Pastime With Good Company someone should make a playlist for all the episodes maybe when we're posting the episodes I'll make a music suggestion post each day :) that way people can suggest songs based on the final version

INTROS:

We should try to split them up semi-evenly, but also depending on who the episode focuses on.

1 – Mick?

2 – [Ray] [proposed]

3 – [Nate] [proposed]

4 – Sara

5 – Jax

6 – Lisa

7 – [Stein] [proposed]

8 – Rip

9 – Mick

10 – Amaya

11 – Jax

12 – Gideon

13 – Len

14 – Sara

15 – Stein

16 – Hosts

17 – [Ray] [proposed]

18 – Amaya

19 – Mick

20 – [Legion] [proposed]

21 – [Legion OR Sara]

22 - Len

Thoughts? There's only one Ray one so far, despite him having several Ray-centric episodes. Not sure what we would switch, though!

General Points:

can O!Len change his clothes? He had a beer from somewhere in ep6 I think, so can he have objects? i think it'd make more sense if he's 'full ghost' so to speak; I think he can't change his clothes or interact with objects until later in the season. As much as I'd love for more dress-up for Len, I think he works best as a ghost

Interesting consistency note: Because Anne gave away the spear piece, her life went to hell. That is a terrifying but wonderful thought. we have something similar with Ching and her history, because she also suffers defeats after her spear piece is gone And technichally the ship in new zealand sinks after they take the piece, too They could have had a chance to change their fates but they lost/gave away the spear pieces and thus couldn't

Stephanie Fisher - we should at the very least give her a shout-out for all her wonderful comments. I vote we give Stephanie some kind of award, not just for the comments, but for ALWAYS catching Damien Darhk's name and correcting it!!!!!

just generally, I really love the snarky Gideon we have. And Jax. I love Jax so much this season. and I even like Stein again! I wasn't a big fan of Ray, but I think we've managed to redeem him as well and Sara is actually the badass captain we wanted her to be

Sara's journey is soooo good. Ray here is isolated, but not so terribly self centered like he was on the show. Like, as the season goes, he goes from being traumatized and lonely, to struggling with his identity, to accepting his identity and...I guess, growing more comfortable with himself and others??

Oh, question: Does Gideon still call Rip Captain Hunter and Sara Ms Lance? Or Mr Hunter and Captain Lance now? I think I went with both of them being called Captain

MaryWisdom might just do a German translation; DaughterOfScotland can help

just checking, we're all having Queen Bee use the amulet for her powers, right? Yes

Episode 9 Turncoat was my favorite canon ep and I feel like it only got better Jax and Amaya were so much better here than canon's "cuddle for warmth pwp" I feel like the rat sequence in ep 9 is actually a really great lead-up to episode 10 btw since we're talking about Ray, I really hope somebody makes one of those little things that fly across your screen with Ray and his rocket boot, and maybe the poor rat too XD

Episode 10 Because ep 10 was /also/ AMAZING that intro sequence was gold from start to finish There was so much world-building, character-building, and humor I really liked the villain sequences too There's some great exchanges there! The interactions were really in character! Oh, and the Amaya sequences with the British? PERFECT I love how Amaya continues to question her own knowledge and keeps evolving it was just such a fun ride honestly I think the lead up to Ray using the cold gun worked too? Oculus!Len giving it the tacit OK was such a balm Len is SO BORED he just wants to see Ray totally fail and laugh and Ray screwing up just worked so well as symbolism for his identity struggles also, I am so sad this isn't actually visual/audio because now I want someone to put together a short clip with the Waverider flying away, then pan down to a ship and you hear the "yo ho" song

Episode 11 I'm a bit bummed we haven't been able to fit in Stein singing, but I'll look over it again and maybe we can find a spot Maybe we could get that into episode 11? I've had there's no depression in new zealand stuck in my head for almost two days now btw episode 11, any more comments, or should we go back to it next week once people have had a chance to look it over? prob the best to look at it again tbh

Episode 12 OH MY GOD 12!!! THE TERROR! it was so good KAKO YOU MADE ME SCREAM literally, my phone rang during the Mick scene and I legit screamed the way you worked in the movie references so organically was genius THE LEN REVEAL WAS PERFECT was the ending scene of 12 okay? the scene with Mick and Sara I liked it a lot that was beautiful I knew I was gonna love this episode the moment it was pitched, but you exceeded all my expectations <3 so well done it's perfect That episode is definitely going to turn heads. It is very different compared to the rest and will stand out! perfect for the mid-season finale Is there a way we can make it a real mid-season finale? aka not post for aday or two afterwards? Well, if we start posting on the 1st and it's 22 episodes, with a month of 30 days... if we started on Sept 4 and posted every day, I think we'd end up with it falling on a weekend Sept 4, posting every day, would make 12 fall on a Friday We could then restart the next Monday

Episode 13 I LOVE THE INTRO I like the "did you learn that in school?" mention. Because the history classes suck yes that is a GREAT cold open the episode was really powerful also, the umbrella scenes were hilarious it really was, the tension followed throughout and was quite perfectly cut through with the UTTERLY FLAWLESS umbrella scenes Also, bitching Legion. This is great, seeing as we want them to implode also: the Len and Gideon scene <3 basically everything was fantastic i know we need to add the rip intro scene, but is there anything else you think we should work on? there were a few suggestions, but those are already in the google doc - overall I think it was an incredible episode, and you guys should be proud - you dealt with a really heavy topic really well Quick question to eisode 13... the Spanish they all got the pill, but we kind of wanted to show the other side of it, like what it sounded like to the woman at the bakery Like the Legends go into the bakery - then we see the woman working inside and it's from HER perspective, and there's spanish dialogue and then it switches to english and we're back to the Legends POV If you wanted it from the woman's POV, maybe start the scene with the woman? as in, she's working inside the register, and then some guys come in and buy stuff and then stay with her a second as they walk out and she's kinda wondering what's up, then shrugs and goes back to work then we jump back to the Legends talking in English she picks up on Mick being distracted by something that's not there i keep craving churros every time I look at this episode I loved how you guys mixed in the light-hearted scenes in with all the heavy stuff yeah it was really well balanced RIP EXITS, PURSUED BY MICK!!!

Episode 14 Sara saves the timeline with a threesome XD nuff said LOVED the bit where Amaya realises that Sara is dancing with the King! So fitting, too, because of my episode following with all the Shakespeare :D I think... I think I didn't actually mentioned an abberation? Just the spear piece rip found there Alternatively Rip is using his Time Master skills to find a piece before it ever causes an abberation That was what I was going for. He finds it, or thinks he did ooh. i like that. but if it is that then i don't think you should mention the witchcraft rumors The rumors that she bewitched Henry had been around for a long time already. Thy say that tht's the reason he left his wife and Rip thinks it's related to the spear piece but it's just generally people being shit can I just say, I really loved all the scenes with Amaya and Jax? seconded My only thing to add is, and I think I mentioned that in the comments, that it would be great if you could fit the Legion in somewhere Yeah, I agree with you. I'll put it in that they arrive late and Len is like "I got this", I think Before I forget: can I suggest Sara to narrate the intro? the last one she did was ep4

Episode 15 basically Kendra's Old West incarnation and the New York Riots incarnaton exist at the same time OW!Kendra doesn't have a name, so she *could* be Josephine from the NYR 8 years prior and that would make that Carter Hannibal  but then her Carter should be named Hannibal, not Shay :( his name could be Hannibal and then he goes by Shay Or he could've changed his name when they moved out west due to being wanted under his old name Just... don't explain it. Leave it for the reader to figure out. And wonder :P (for what it's worth, I thought 15 was delightful and SO GOOD at actually USING history the way a time travel story should) More next week

Episode 19 I could knight Ystina! that would be AWESOME!

[martxoa]

As promised: Superhollstein!

Here you guys go. It’s kind of hard to write them without giving anything away. xD But here’s one. You can follow the tag ‘superhollis au’ for anything pertaining to the story, ‘sisters of steel’ for Ell and Laura brOTP stories, or superhollstein if I write anything else for them. 

Thank you all again for your great response to the stories! :D 

                                                Superhollstein

Carmilla had a habit of falling asleep at her desk while she worked.

She made light of it. She was lazy at heart, naps were the best thing God ever gave man, so on and so forth. But Laura saw through it. And why wouldn't she? It was easy to tell she was deflecting.

The truth was Carmilla slept at her desk because she couldn't sleep. Not in bed. Not when trying to clear her mind for sleep opened it to images of Will, of her mother, of Silas that burned behind her eyes and made it impossible to find any peace. Not when what she saw in her dreams was far, far worse.

So better to not give her a moment to think. Better to fill her mind with paperwork and contracts and financials until it was so numb and tired that Carmilla fell into dreamless exhaustion for six hours without even realizing it.

It wasn't ideal, but it made her able to function, and she was used to it.

But Laura wasn't.

She’d just fallen asleep, in the middle of reading a budget report, when she felt someone gently shake her awake. Carmilla's head snapped up.

“Wha--?”

“Shhh, Carm, it's me.”

Carmilla blinked and realized, in the dim light the desk lamp provided, that Supergirl was standing in front of her.

Why was Supergirl at her--

Right. Right. Carmilla shook her head slightly. Laura was Supergirl. Her girlfriend was Supergirl. They were the same person, something which took a moment for her sleep addled brain to piece together.

But that still was kind of weird.

“Laura, why are you here so late? It must be--”

“Two thirty AM,” she interrupted, “yeah. I had to take care of a late night robbery and--well, you said I was free to stop in whenever I wanted. I got worried when you weren’t in bed and I followed your heartbeat here.”

“What were you planning if I had been in bed?”

“...To surprise you in the morning with cuddles?” Laura answered, smiling sheepishly. “I'm sorry, that's weird, right? I know it is--”

“Sweetheart,” Carmilla interrupted gently, “seriously. It's fine. I would not have complained. Besides, I wouldn't have offered ‘whenever’ if I didn't want you to take me up on it.”

Laura blushed as Carmilla reached forward to gently play with her fingers. Then she frowned.

“Well, then let's talk about the way more important fact that you are sleeping at your desk.”  your desk,” she said seriously, and Carmilla groaned.

“Laura, it’s not a big deal. Really. I’m used to it--”

“Used to it?”

Carmilla winced. “I didn’t mean--”

“That you do this...a lot? Sleep at your desk in your home office instead of going to bed?”

“I’m a busy CEO. It happens.”

“How often?”

She looked so concerned, so upset at the thought of Carmilla getting a good night’s sleep, that she felt guilty. Carmilla swallowed.

“Not that much.”

“Carm, I don’t believe you,” Laura answered, “I know what you look like when you lie.”

“What do I ‘look like?’”

“You try to look cold. Like your mom. But you’re not, and there is something you are not telling me.”

Carmilla sighed. She stood up, smoothing out her clothes.

“I...can’t sleep,” Carmilla admitted.

“You...can’t sleep.”

“No,” she shook her head, “not since Will’s trial, okay? Are you happy? I can’t do it. So I have to sort of...trick myself into doing it.”

“By working until you literally pass out from exhaustion.”

“You make it sound so horrible.”

“It is!”

Carmilla smiled a little. Normally she’d be annoyed. But it had been a long, long time since someone showed any concern, any real concern for her well being. Most people only cared about whether she was well enough to run K-Corp, well enough to function in public.

“Laura, it’s okay,” she repeated, “I told you, I’m used to it. I get along fine. I can do my job, and I certainly don’t run out of energy with you,” she wiggled her eyebrows for effect. Laura huffed out a laugh.

“Oh Rao, Carmilla, really?”

“Am I wrong?”

Laura walked forward to hug her, Carmilla pressed against her form fitting suit. Laura’s body was warm, literally a living solar battery, and Carmilla couldn’t help but sigh a little as she laid her head against her shoulder.

“Is there anything I can do to help?” Laura asked softly.

“I tried taking sleeping pills,” Carmilla answered, “but they just made me feel like shit during the day, so…” She shook her head, “there isn't really anything.”

Carmilla should have known better. Should have known that telling Supergirl ‘you can't help’ would have made her move mountains for a total stranger, let alone her girlfriend. But she was tired and Laura was warm and Carmilla was having a rare, blissful moment where she wasn't thinking.  

Laura curled her arms around Carmilla a little tighter.

The next time Laura showed up late, it was almost midnight and she had a bottle of champagne.

“Girl scout, you know New Year's isn't for awhile, right?” She asked, when Laura had touched down on her balcony and tapped on the sliding glass door. Laura shrugged.

“Yeah, but I know it's your favorite. Not working tonight?”

Carmilla waved her in. “I was taking a break to watch old movies on late night TV. You know, the typical exciting life of a Karnstein.”

Laura didn't move. Carmilla raised an eyebrow.

“Come outside.”

“Why?”

Laura's smile widened. “You trust me right?”

“Unwaveringly, sweetheart, but it’s late.”

She sometimes wondered if Laura had powers she didn't even know about. Like some sort of magnetic pull. Because even as Carmilla protested she got up, opened the door, stepped onto the balcony. She crossed her arms.

“Well?”

Laura leaned in to give Carmilla a quick peck on the lips--when she pulled away Carmilla leaned forward, just slightly--then held out the bottle.

“Here.”

“Shouldn't I have grabbed us glasses first?”

Laura shook her head. “No, you need to hold it so my hands are free to carry you.”

“Laura, I'm in sweatpants and no bra. That's not a great combination for flying.”

“It's not that far. I promise.”

Carmilla stepped closer, and turned around, so Laura could grab her around the waist.

“Hold on tight to that bottle Carm!”

“Can we please get the up up and away over with?”

Laura rolled her eyes fondly and flew upward. When she landed, Carmilla looked around.

“The roof?”

“You don't see it?”

Carmilla stared at Laura.

“...No super vision. Right.”

She let go of Carmilla's waist, grabbing her free hand. They walked forward, until Carmilla could just barely make out what Laura brought.

“...A tent.”

“With a blanket.”

“With a blanket. On the roof of my apartment building. Not that this isn't romantic, but why the weird timing?”

“Because,” Laura answered, “if you're not going to sleep, I'm going to stay awake with you.”

The wind went out of Carmilla with a soft ‘oh.’ Laura, nervous by her silence, kept speaking.

“I had insomnia too--I still do, sometimes,” she explained, “but Ell, she would stay awake with me. She'd make a blanket fort and stay awake with me, all night, and we'd play games, we'd talk, we'd eat cookies...all so I didn't have to be awake alone in my bed all night. Even if she had school. Even if she was tired.”

She squeezed Carmilla's hand. “And I just thought that it was time I pay it forward.”

“Laura,” Carmilla breathed, “I…” She shook her head. “I can't let you do this for me. You need to sleep. Your job is kind of...demanding.”

“Please. I'm the girl of steel, the maid of might. I do not bend, I do not break, and I certainly do not need a nap.”

Carmilla just stared incredulously.

“Carm, honestly, I don't need as much sleep as you do. This won't bother me. I just...don't want you to be alone every night when you can't fall asleep, okay? Just this once?”

She tugged Carmilla a little closer to her side. Carmilla closed her eyes, smelling Laura's citrusy shampoo, feeling the heat radiating off of her.

“I, uh...you know what, fuck it,” she said, “sure.”

They were on their last glasses of wine after finishing off the bottle, Laura having had much more than Carmilla. Laura was sitting with Carmilla curled into her side, one hand gently stroking her hip.

“...and that's Orion the Hunter,” Laura finished, “that's all of them.”

“Mm-hm,” Carmilla mumbled, her glass dangling loosely from her fingers. Laura pulled it gently from her grasp to set it down. “You know a lot about it, sweetheart.”

Laura smiled. “When we were kids Ell would teach me all about them if I promised to tell her all about the other planets I'd been to. Andromeda is my favorite.”

“I like Polaris.”

Laura laughed. “That's a star, not even a constellation.”

“I know, but...when everything started happening. With my brother. It was just nice to look at,” Carmilla shrugged. “The north star, an ever constant fixture in my otherwise screwed up life.”

Laura tightened her grip a little. “You know...I am now too, right? I’m not going anywhere.”

Carmilla smiled. “You’ve been for awhile. Even before I knew you were Supergirl. You would not leave me alone.”

“Oh, yeah,” Laura rolled her eyes affectionately, “stockholm syndrome, is that what this is?”

“Mm, maybe.”

Laura was about to say something else when she realized that Carmilla’s breath had slowed and deepened, and her eyes were closed.

She’d fallen asleep.

Laura smiled. She started to try and get up, but Carmilla stirred a little, snuggling closer.

Laura stopped.

She gave Carmilla a quick kiss on the forehead.

“I promise,” Laura said softly, “I’m not going anywhere.”

[everchanging-somebody]

I have ADHD and depression.

I'm still trying to figure out what that means, even though I've known about both for years. Right now it means that when my ADHD keeps me awake, my depression takes the energy I need to keep myself in line, and my attention span is approximately zero. When this happens, I get aggravated with myself, and more depressed, because I KNOW I know how to do things. I just can't. I can't make my body mind, can't make my mind mind, and I'm utter crap at work. My depression gets worse, and I want nothing more than to go to bed. "You need to focus, James. You're a great worker, you just need to focus!" My supervisor tells me this sometimes, but my depression is quick to disagree. If I was a great worker, I'd be able to focus, I'd get everything done without grasping at straws in my head, I'd be able to remember. and I can remember, as long as I've done it several times. Even then I have trouble with it, because I'm so used to my ADHD forgetting things that I have to double check my perfect sandwiches. Just in case I missed a thing. And despite double checking both of my jobs (I work in two separate departments simultaneously) I still forget something at the end of the day. I forget mop water, or trash, or something. Because my attention has moved into my next task, and I convince myself in the next task that I actually finished the last instead of trying to multitask them both. Its exhausting to live with two polar opposite disorders. But I'm managing. My chef is incredibly patient with me, and understands that I'm trying to get everything done, and doesn't get too upset with me when I run late. I just got a doctor's appointment to try and get some kind of ADHD treatment (after a year of hopeless acceptance that I'm just going to have to try to force my mind to stop (I was told that "we" didn't treat adults with ADHD, and naturally took that to mean the ENTIRE medical field. So for a year I've just assumed I was screwed , until I installed reddit.) Just the fact that I have that appointment has done wonders for my mood and motivation, and I already feel focused, like I'm taking medicine already, and I've only had the appointment since this afternoon. Depression is a bit trickier, since the ADHD gives me just enough energy to offset the worst of the depression. I don't want to die, or anything like that. If I don't take my medicine, I just exist, is all. I take up space and air, and food. A lot of food. Dear god, the food. I don't think if I can avoid it, I don't work if I can get out of it, I just lay in bed and exist. All day

And I hate myself for it, because I know that's not me.

I choose to believe that the ADHD is a gift, to balance out the genetic propensity my family has for depression. The ADHD gives me the energy to fight the "just exist" I tend to be. And the depression, even, is a gift In a way. They always say depressed people are the kindest, because we don't want others to feel like we feel. So I'm kind (thank you depression) , with a childlike wonder of things (thank you ADHD). I have ADHD and depression; but I'm not going to let them define who I am anymore (he says, just after making them two major parts of his personality xD ) I've been taking depression pills for a year or so now, and the ADHD is hopefully soon to follow. If you're reading this, I understand that you don't want to be awake right now, but you may not have a Choice. You've probably taken a sleeping pill or two, or some chamomile tea, and its just not helping. So you've hopped on your phone, because why not its not like you're going to bed, and you've found me. I understand, and I'm not judging you for it. You're not up all night playing video games when you know you have school, or work; you're not out partying on your day off. You literally cannot sleep, and you already hate it, even though you know you'll hate it more tomorrow. It happens, and I'm sorry you're going through this. But you're not alone. I tell my friends, I tell them "if anyone can do it," I tell them, i say "if any one can do it, you can do it. " that's what i tell my friends. "You can do it." Keep trying, you got this, friend. You keep being strong. Thank you for sticking around, i love to hear myself speak sometimes :)

[brokenblondeprincess]

The Ultimate Relationship Tag

Abel && Lucille

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Lucille Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Abel Who actually keeps their word and leaves? I have the feeling Lu is more consequent here. Who trashes the house? More likely? Lucille. Do either of them get physical? If they do, only to calm the other down I suppose. Or keep the other from leaving. Like grasping shoulders or wrists. How often do they argue/disagree? Too often for my taste. Who is the first to apologize? Is it weird to think that I believe Lu is more willing to reconcile with him than vice versa; simply because she doesn’t hold on to things like he does.

Sex:

Who is on top? Abel, most of the times. But I assume Lu also has her time on top. Who is on the bottom? Lucille *refers to question above* Who has the strangest desires? On Abel’s side – no. How about Lu? *shifty eyes* Any kinks? I dare to believe that Lucille’s kinkier than Abel. Everyone’s kinkier than him but together, I think they would mess around with food. Who’s dominant in bed? I think Abel. Lu seemed to give in the past times. Is head ever in the equation? Yes If so, who is better at performing it? I’d say Lu. Ever had sex in public? Those two? So far, no. Who moans the most? Lucille Who leaves the most marks? Lucille Who screams the loudest? I’m not sure if any of them is a screamer. Correct me if I’m wrong. Who is the more experienced of the two? Now, that’s a question. Abel didn’t sleep around like Lu did but he’s still experienced and also older… you know what, next question. Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Something in between seems about right. Rough or soft? Again, something in between. How long do they usually last? They always make sure both are content. Is protection used? I think I remember that she was taking the pill? Does it ever get boring? No, just complicated. Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? During a meeting in a room next door. I can’t really think of strange places.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Right now, no. If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Who is the favorite parent? It depends on what it’s about. Who is the authoritative parent? Lucille Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Abel Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Lucille Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both would Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Also, both Who changes the diapers? Abel Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Both Who spends the most time with the children? Tough question. THE NANNY. Who packs their lunch boxes? Abel Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Lucille Who cleans up after the kids? Abel Who worries the most? Lucille Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Lucille

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Both. Without a doubt. Who is the little spoon? Lucille Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Lucille xD Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? Abel – he’d always try to touch her somehow.   How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Once the other falls asleep and snores in their ear or starts to suffocate them with love… Who gives the most kisses? Abel What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Heading out for breakfast / lunch / dinner Where is their favourite place to cuddle? At home on the couch. Most comfy. Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Let’s be honest – Lucille. How often do they get time to themselves? Every now and then. Now that both are in active leading positions in different mobs they have to take care about a lot of stuff.

Sleeping:

Who snores? I like to think that Abel does but Lucille purrs! If both do, who snores the loudest? Abel Do they share a bed or sleep separately? When they’re at the same place they share. If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Ah nah, they cozy up. Tightly. Who talks in their sleep? Lucille What do they wear to bed? I can imagine that Lu wears negligees. Abel wears boxers and a band shirt. Are either of your muses insomniacs? Not in the usual meaning. I can imagine that there’s stuff keeping them awake but rather work-related. Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? I suppose. Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Their wrapping themselves around each other. Who wakes up with bed hair? Abel Who wakes up first? That depends on the day. Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Abel What is their favourite sleeping position? Something like this? Who hogs the sheets? Lucille Do they set an alarm each night? No. Sometimes. Can a television be found in their bedroom? Not in Abels. I dunno about Lucille’s new place. Who has nightmares? Both Who has ridiculous dreams? Lucille – and I feel she’d gush about it at breakfast. Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Lucille Who makes the bed? Both What time is bed time? There’s no such thing. You take care of stuff until it’s done, then you rest. Any routines/rituals before bed? I feel like dessert, tea or coffee would be their thing. Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Lucille.

Work:

Who is the busiest? I think Lu is because she’s just getting off to a flying start. Who rakes in the highest income? They’re both well off. Though I think the Vernerseen’s income is slightly bigger. Are any of your muses unemployed? Ha, certainly not. Who takes the most sick days? I don’t think they’d allow themselves such a break. It’s a fulltime thing, especially until Lucille’s mob is thriving. Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Abel Who sucks up to their boss? None of them. They’re their own boss. What are their jobs? They’re… business people. Doing more or less legal business. But still business! Who stresses the most? Lucille Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? In general, Abel does – especially now that he’s off the O’Donoghue’s hook. I think Lu is a little overwhelmed and anxious. Are your muses financially stable? Oh yes.

Home:

Who does the washing? Lucille Who takes out the trash? Abel Who does the ironing? Abel Who does the cooking? Abel Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Lucille :P Who is messier? Abel Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Lucille Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Abel Who forgets to flush the toilet? None of them would. Who is the prankster around the house? Lucille Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Lucille Who mows the lawn? What lawn… Who answers the telephone? Both Who does the vacuuming? Lucille Who does the groceries? Both. Lucille needs to decide what to eat for the week. Who takes the longest to shower? Lucille – or both together… Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Lucille

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Not really at the moment. How many cars do they own? I dunno about Lucille but Abel owns 4 private cars and uses cars as a cover for his gunrunning. Do they own their home or do they rent? Again, I don’t know if Lu rents or owns but Abel does the latter. Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Near the coastside would be nice. Do they live in the city or in the country? City Do they enjoy their surroundings? Yes, it never gets boring What’s their song? I’ll just go with ‘Lean on’ because that song named their ship. What do they do when they’re away from each other? Working. Trying to sort their messes. Where did they first meet? At a bar for criminals only. How did they first meet? She was hitting on him and threatening his genitals… (he won’t forget that) Who spends the most money when out shopping? Lucille Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Both I guess. Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Abel Any mental issues? Lucille has Daddy-Issues. Since he started working for the O’Donoghues, Abel has a problem with violence and gets triggered in certain situations. Who’s terrified of bugs? I have the feeling both aren’t particularly fond of them. Who kills the spiders around the house? Abel’s non-killing-policy also applies to spider. He’d just catch them and put them outside. Their favourite place? I have the feeling that they would have a good time at a fair. Being anonymous, lots of food and fun things to do. Who pays the bills? Both do. Do they have any fears for their future? Of course. The mob business is always a delicate thing. If the authorities don’t find anything on you, maybe a rival with shoot you the next day. You never know. Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Lucille because I like to think that she’d want to try and learn to cook, then showing off to Abel. Who uses up all of the hot water? Lucille Who’s the tallest? Abel Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Lucille – but I’m convinced Abel could be doing it, too. Who wanders around in their underwear? Both Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Abel What do they tease each other about? Abel teases her for being a food-lover and she would tease him about his oh-so adult attitude. Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Lucille Do they have mutual friends? I think that could be the case. On accident. Who crushed first? Abel Any alcohol or substance related problems? Nope, I don’t think so. Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Right now? Abel. At an earlier point of their story I would’ve said Lucille but she seems to focus a lot on the mob affairs. Who swears the most? I’d say Lucille.

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Oh and yeah the point of this is that apparantly sleeping on your stomach is bad for you and that’s why I’ve been getting more migraines lately That + the lack of sleep. Cos usually I’m insomnia all the time anyway yet this is the first time its happened?? I think its cos now my new bed is all high quality and such, it means my head is being pressed further back when I sleep this way. it didnt use to happen when I slept on the floor, which is weird also apparantly I just have the constitution of an ox cos NO DAMN SLEEPING PILLS ARE WORKING FOR ME even taking double the reccommended dose of these ‘chewable herbal’ ones just made me dizzy and headachey not actually tired But like i physically CANT sleep unless I’m in this one stupid position! i thought if i could force myself asleep then maybe i’d get used to it at least i dont know why i’m so picky and i just freak out and roll over each time it really does make me feel weirdly anxious whenever i start getting tired and i’m laying on my side or back its like even if im absolutely FUCKIN ON THE BRINK OF DEATH TIRED i will suddenly be so fucking awake u guys its like i gain the strength of ten men to break the chains that must surely be holding me in this position cannot sleep AT ALL, just sit there disassociating at the ceiling and feeling like i really need sleep, which is THE WORST and i always get to a point where I’m so exhausted I cant even think straight, so my subconcious just rolls me over so i can finally sleep and like.. when I was a kid this was EVERY POSITION I had SO FUCKING MUCH TROUBLE SLEEPING i just remember the hours upon hours of laying there alone in the dark begging someone to switch my damn brain off, and how ‘mum, please, five more minutes’ was like A GENUINE DESPERATE CRY OF HELP. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME HERE. I PHYSICALLY CANNOT SLEEP. I had no clue that normal kids had more selfish reasons for wanting ‘five more minutes’, and like.. they just CHOSE to not go to sleep... And my mum’s solution was just to put this friggin baby guard thing up on my bed, like a wall so i physically couldnt get out, which is solving the problem of you having to listen to me but NOT SOLVING THE PROBLEM OF ME BEING TRAPPED IN HELL FOR SIX HOURS DAILY I physically couldnt sleep until i was so exhausted i fainted, and I think I just panic when i have to remember that, and someone all my years of training in how 2 sleep just vanish if i’m laying on my side WHY DOES IT FREAK ME OUT SO MUCH WHAT IS THIS and GODDD I managed to overpower my dumb brain for like FOUR MONTHS two years ago, I was sleeping on my side for that long, but then i just started subconciously rolling back over and now i’m back to being Inexplicably Worried About Side Alignment as if those four months never happened :( and now its just UGH I cant even sleep on my stomach anymore and I KNOW that it’s what’s causing my neck pain but i STILL CANT STOP DOING IT because OTHERWISE I JUST DONT SLEEP AT ALL i’ve been trying to lay on my back all day while i’m awake to try and get used to it, but the problem is that there’s just not much you can do while laying on your back. except get really anxious about laying on your back. and like.. at least I can play 3DS when I’m Encasing Myself In The Side Cage but still i’ve been doing that FOREVER and it still somehow doesnt correlate to being able to sleep in that position. If anything its probably more convincing my brain that This Is The Time Of Awakes so yeah i’ve heard about sleep masks and gel masks and headphones and orthopedic pillows and im just gonna fuckin BUY THEM ALL, PLEASE SAVE ME and probably look into some way of physically forcing myself to not move while I sleep, like seriously man why do weighted blankets have to be so expensive and only in child sizes... seriously WHY DOES A LIGHT BLANKET BOTHER ME SO MUCH i cant sleep unless like.. my shoulders are somehow being compressed to this very precise level of weight and nothing more or less and I guess thats why sleeping on my stomach helps, cos my shoulders scrunch up and the Mandatory Blanket Requirement is lowered but then if you’re on your side there’s NOTHING on your shoulders and on your back its like.. only technically the bed is on your shoulders but you are the weight, yknow?? I DONT KNOW. DOES ANYONE KNOW. All I know is tht i keep waking up sweating myself to death cos i have too many duvets during summer CAN I BUY SHOULDER CLAMPS IS THIS A THING THAT EXISTS oh god this sleeping guide I’m reading legit reccommends buying a dakimukura NOPE NOPE NOPE why is that on an official medical website obviously they dont use that word for it tho, it just feels like.. umm, you did not do any research into what those things are usually sold for, did you? but it is a good tip that hugging something maybe helps sleep on your side I think maybe thats why my brief four month attempt failed? I haven’t slept with a soft toy for a while cos I’ve been trying to grow out of it. or, well, cos I thought I was gonna move house briefly so i packed stuff up but then i got rejected and now im too lazy to unpack again. and aaaa I know tht hugging a New Soft Toy is always best for the first night of sleeping troubles, cos for some reason I’m oversensitive to textures and fresh out the box ones have that particular smell and all. But I don’t have any currently new ones right now, and its probably gonna be a whole year til the kickstarter for that game delivers the rewards. And I havent made ANY progress on that plushie I wanted to make because I havent had ANY DAMN SLEEP, and anyway it was gonna be a five foot tall monstrosity that would probably crush me to death. GUARDIAN OF ALL THE OTHER PLUSHIES! I’ve only completed the eyes XD so yeah AAA should I try and make a new and different smaller plushie for something?? maybe I could do my fanmade idea for a monster for that game and like.. even if I change my mind and dont submit it to the contest, then meh at least I still have a plush. and I could always reuse the design in something else. or it could just be my helpful sleep friend. Cos like.. LITERALLY IT WAS A SLEEP THEMED MONSTER maybe this is a sign

[elby-meowy-artist]

Tag Questionnaire!

Tagged by: @the-frustrated-muggleborn

Rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions.

1. Coke or Pepsi: Coke

2. Disney or Dreamworks: I CANT. CHOOSE.

3. Coffee or tea: Tea

4. Books or movies: books, even though movies can have amazing visuals and music, the fact that you can choose how to imagine the much richer story in a book wins me over :p

5. Windows or mac: Windows, duh!

6. DC or Marvel: Marvel

7. X-box or Playstation: I don’t have either, but I think that what I used to play on at my cousin’s house was a Playstation, so...

8. Dragon age or Mass effect: YOU EXPECT ME TO CHOOSE??! I suppose I’ve played dragon age a lot more hours than mass effect but that’s just because Mass Effect is so heavy on my emotions... In terms of story, worldbuilding and characters I literally could never choose between these two! D:

9. Night owl or early riser: Night owl, hoot hoot!

10. Cards or chess: I’ve always liked the aesthetic of chess but even though my brother once tried to teach me, I couldn’t play it to save my life, so... cards! XD

11. Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate!

12. Vans or converse: Converse

13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: I’ll have to go with Adaar because qunari are just too cool and I was beyond excited to hear we’d get to play as one :3

14. Fluff or angst: Angst with fluff on the end. I won’t settle for one without the other!

15. Beach or forest: Forest

16. Dogs or cats: CATS!!! I love dogs too, but nothing can ever beat cats :p

17. Clear skies or rain: depends... If the sky is truly clear then I prefer that, but if there are clouds that are reflecting the sun I’d like dark rainclouds better. (Because I’m super sensitive to light and get migraines from white skies D: )

18. Cooking or eating out: cooking

19. Spicy food or mild food: mild food

20. Halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: Christmas!

21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: Too cold, then I’d have an excuse to cover myself in blankets 24/7!

22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be: stopping time for everyone except myself. God knows I could use more time.

23. Animation or live action: as an animation student I feel obligated to say animation XD

24. Paragon or renegade: I’m like... 80% paragon but when my morals are challenged I can turn full on renegade.

25. Baths or showers: Showers

26. Team cap or team ironman: Team cap

27. Fantasy or sci-fi: FANTASY IS LOVE, FANTASY IS LIFE.

28. Do you have three or four favourite quotes, if so what are they: “No one is you and that’s your power” -Dave Grohl, “rock bottom became the solid foundation upon which I rebuilt my life” -J.K. Rowling,  “ When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you can’t eat money.” - Alanis Obomsawin,  “I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.” -Terry Pratchett

29. Youtube or netflix: Youtube (I do wish I had netflix though...)

30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: Harry Potter

31. When you feel accomplished: When I’ve made strides towards my ambitions and have something to show for it.

32. Star Wars or Star Trek: Another impossible choice! Star Trek is so nostalgic for me and it always reminds me of quality time spent with my family, but Star Wars is more actively present in my life right now...

33. Paperback books or hardback books: Hardback! They’re not at all as practical as paperbacks but OH MY GOD THE AESTHETIC! It’s so satisfying to hold those books~

34. Horror or rom-com: rom-com! (when will I be able to see queer romcoms???)

35. TV shows or movies: I’m gonna go with tv shows, there’s more to savour and usually more in-depth storylines and characters.

36. Favorite animal: CATS. After that tigers, pandas, butterflies and possibly squids. I’m also quite fond of majestic birds like peacocks, ostriches, eagles and small ones like nightingales :3

37. Favorite genre of music: uhhh my taste in music is so widespread and random! I love some punk, some pop, some metal, a lot of soundtracks and instrumental music and kpop as well!

38. Least favorite book: “Geen wonder dat moeder met de goudvissen praat” by Ed Franck and equally horrible is “Doornroosje’s honden” bij Willy Spillebeen . I had to read these like 5 years ago for school and I still haven’t gotten over the trauma. (In case you’re wondering, the titles translate to “No Surprise Mother Talks To The Goldfish” and “Sleeping Beauty’s Dogs”. The first is the diary of a teenage boy who’s vulgarly in love with his female teacher and it has the most distasteful illustrations. The Second book is about a little girl who’s mother is in a financially sticky situation and the child is confused about everything and eventually kills herself by taking a dozen of her mother’s sleeping pills so that she can be like sleeping beauty but be awoken by her dad. Both were an absolute pain to read.)

39. Favourite season: winter, but only if it snows. Otherwise autumn. (I mean I like them all but summer is too warm and sunny so it gives me headaches and in spring I sneeze all the time due to hay fever. Sure there’s less animals in the other two and the white clouds give me headaches as well, but it’s pretty and it gets darker doon :p)

40. Song that’s currently stuck in your head: “Shiny”  from Moana XD

41. What kind of pyjama’s do you wear: My Totoro onesie! Or equally fluffy hp PJs. Or when it’s hotter I wear adorable shorts or baggy PJ pants and a top. (I get excited over PJ’s. I have waaayyy to many of them but it just makes me eager to go to bed and it’s so cosy and everything!)

42. How many existential crisis do you have on an average day: Like... 6?

43. If you can only choose one song to be played at your funeral, what would it be: Either “I Was Here” by Beyoncé or “What Do I Know” by Sara Groves

44. Favourite theme song to a TV show: the first Winx Club into!!

45. Harry Potter movies or books: Books! The movies are great but there’s so much depth that they’re missing! And some of the characters are just portrayed completely wrong (*cough* Ginny *cough*)

46. Favorite traditional food from your family: Either fries with roasted chicken and loads of veggies, or the family recipe cake that my mother taught me when I was 5!

47. Favorite decade from 1900-now: Uhhh how should I know? I’ve only lived in 2 decades! :p I suppose the now is best for me since equal rights and mentally ill people are no longer put in asylums and stuff.

48. Worst habit?: Putting off important things because of my anxiety or thinking “oh, I’ll respond to this later” and then never doing it.

49. Teach an old person to use the internet or stay for a week with a kid stuck in the “why” phase?: both could potentially be adorable and loads of fun! So it doesn’t really matter to me. 50. Who’s your favorite painter?: My grandpa! I’ve looked up to him all my life and not a single painter who’s work I’ve encountered in art history or musea can compete! (I’m biased, I know). If I had to choose someone else I’d either say René Magritte, the Van Eyck brothers or Kinko White (If you’re a Tolkien fan and like aquarel paintings, GO LOOK THESE UP!). 51. Favourite flower?: Wisteria and water lilies.

52. Boots or sneakers?: Boots~

53. Abroad or at home?: Home is where the cat is, so HOME.

54. Three places that you want to visit in the world: In this world? Japan, The Niagara Falls and somewhere I can see the northern lights!

My question: 55: If you were immortal and could choose one person to spend eternity with, who’d you choose?: I’d pick my cat!

Tagging: I’m not about to tag 55 people, but I’ll tag a few~

@zuzumi @x-ello-x @leftski @definitelynotclayface @thelargemagellaniccloud @bellatrixstolethetardis @momo-tan @virtualtaleinternet @nathankoekenpan​   @karelopteynde​ @that-one-asexual-fangirl​ @captainthingsandstuff​

(you don’t have to do it if you don’t want to though! I don’t want to pressure