#if im crazy by amigo the devil

[mail-me-a-snail]

commission for @meltlilies !! i love putting his guy vesper and his friends into situations :] chewing on them like cheese n crackers. i think their red string of fate got caught in the mouse trap

[officialspec]

Assigning vibes makes my autism go crazy so more than one

Who do you want to be by oingo boingo

Jimmy he whispers by manchester orchestra

Serial killer vibes by cloud fodder

The dead come talking by roe kapara

The cannibal within by amigo the devil (but also lowkey the whole album that song came from gives vibes)

Fahrradsattle by pisse

Engravings by Ethan Bortnick

Bombed out building by boychik

(Anxiously awaits feedback)

I LOOOOVE OINGO BOINGO this is exactly the intersection of evil music and clown music ive been craving lately ty for reminding me of it. 10/10

very cool song i could see in an amv of some description, perhaps a character playlist if i could be so bold. not sure about having this as my vibe nd id have to listen a few times to know if its something i would listen to casually 6/10

i have complicated feelings abt cloudfodder bc i like the Sound of their music a lot and the poetic lyricism is genuinely rly good but the tiktokspeak always takes me wayyy out of it im so sorry 3/10

this one was on repeat in march i like it a lot 8/10

i hope this is a miscommunication with the 'vibe you give off thing' because altho i do occasionally dabble in amigo the devil this IS almost 4 minutes of a deeply miserable man preparing to kill himself SDFHSDFJH. 7/10 song 1/10 vibe

hey i heard this one on tiktok. didnt know it had lyrics 6/10

another one i think i would have really liked in highschool, kind of flat to me now. also same thing w the amigo the devil song 5/10 song 3/10 vibe

WE are so back. i like the piano in this one its high energy and relaxing at the same time, i feel like ppl who like miracle musical might like this 7/10

[barovianmist]

if im crazy by the amigo devil is a fucking FANTASTIC strahd song you cannot change my mind

[girlsexbattle2]

okay. im here for some folk propaganda

Bridge City Sinners,

I have been known to describe them as banjo death metal. The central singer, Libby Lux, has a really pretty, unique voice and also isnt afraid to fucking scream. If you have christian trama i would suggest Unholy Hymns

Carolina Chocolate Drops,

They wrote Daughters Lamment from the hubger games movies. definitely a more classical folk. Cornbread and Butter Beans hasnt left my head in fucking months but its good so...

Bandits Of The Acoustic Revolution,

Ya like ska? Do you hate society? Do you struggle with finding the will to get up every morning? Amazing Band. Here's to Life is a fav.

Gangstargrass

Have you ever asked yourself if anyone has tried rapping over folk? Ask no longer!

Holy Locust

Do you like bluegrass? No? I dont care thier stuff is just Alive like you feel it flow through you. I swear in not crazy. If you want to sob theres Margret by Summer Newmann who plays for this band and. Sad queer songs are good.

Beggars Canyon

Same vibe as before. Look when more than five people are in a room together singing and playing music? chills When He Fell From Heaven

Rail Yard Ghost

They have a like. Musical? album. Like they tell a story there are parts where its just characters talking to each other its very interesting id suggest Call Of The Void if you have time.

lightning round

Our Native Daughters, K. K. Hammond, Tejon Street Corner Thieves, Amigo the Devil, Mashed Potatoe Records, Yes Ma'am, The Decemberist, Brown Bird <3, Blackbird Raum, Jackson and the Janks, Sounds of the South I dont know too much about this one but I think they are all enslaved peoples work songs? they have a guitar in most so thats probably wrong but anyway Dude i have a playlist of over 700 songs do you want me to go on forever?

There is so much good country and folk music out there…you can’t group it with the conservative propaganda emotionless radio pop bs

[potionofinstantdamage]

(beheading-typical blood warning) short 3rd life animation i made for fun!

[thekingofchungus]

you got those OC songs that're just like "this doesn't have much to do with their character themselves ive just imagined them to it so much that it just about passes" ? cause I now have two of em

[kittyrenee-c]

"So if I cut my lip when I bite the glass, tell everyone in the room that I'm fine, it hurt for the first few times but at last, I've learned to love a little blood in my wine."

If I'm crazy - Amigo the Devil

[werebutch]

am awares of the fact im sending this at 1 am.... but .....if u have the chance u should totally recommend me some songs i feel like u have good stuff <3 plez :3

Good music connoisseur asking ME for recs.. I’m honored. I feel like anything I recommend will be embarrassingly popular so 🐻 with me here.. trying so hard to think of artists I like that won’t just be no brainers. LOL

You - candlebox

Ready or not - shakey graves

Letting the cables sleep - bush

King of nails - sparklehorse

Blacksnake - charming disaster (it sounds so familiar but I don’t think it’s a cover?? Ummm)

If I’m crazy - amigo the devil (also their entire discography)

I also just like tool’s Undertow album. Pretty much charly bliss’ entire discography. I think I’m gonna make a playlist bc it will give u a better idea..

[lunarfuneral]

my darling @adamlvnchs tagged me ;; ^ ;; !! 

name/alias: jacqueline

hair color: brown!

zodiac sign: gemini (dont throw tomatoes at me) 

height: 5′4! 

hobbies: i write and read constantly and ive said before i occasionally embroider for pure enjoyment 

favorite color(s): blue and green! (and brown)

favorite books: lamb, dinner at the homesick restaurant, the girl who circumnavigated fairyland series, alice in wonderland/through the looking glass, the last unicorn 

last song i listened to: if im crazy by amigo the devil (my new boreo anthem)

last thing i watched: the natural kny amv LMAO (x4378387478)

things i love: my bed, sleeping with the windows open in this fall weather!, my dog, writing, uhhhhh zenitsu from kny....my newest little baby

what brings me peace: washing up after work and laying in my bed to decompress from my hell job, going to bed mad early and then waking up super early on a day off, balmorhea’s constellations, sunset, reading a very nice fic after a long day, writing

meaning behind my url: my motherfucking baby! my boy!

tagging: @gaypatroklos @foreheadtouch @barium @farfromlocal @jesusrichie @pulsingvoid @amoxli @alleninwunderland @nadasurfed @89tozier @ophanic @pushkinalexander @eddiebrak  NO PRESSURE TO DO IT ;; _ ;; I JUST LOVE YOU ALL AND IF I MISSED ANYONE OR IF YOU SEE THIS AND WANT TO DO IT GO CRAZY!!! CONSIDER YOURSELF TAGGED 

[dongslobber]

ultimate spuffy song is sacrifice by london after midnight. ultimate lacho song is if i’m crazy by amigo the devil. ultimate michael/david song is the killing moon by echo and the bunny men. like im sorry i have the right opinions and i knowthe truth 🙄

[hellxbunnyx]

Watch "Amigo the Devil - If I'm Crazy (Official Music Video)" on YouTube

But If I'm crazy, im crazy for you🖤

[sbnkalny]

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garbage-empress:  Repeat and end with either mozzarella cheese or meat sauce 6 (6 oz.) cans tomato sauce 6 c C?? 👀 👌👌 gute scheisse 👌 es ist ✔ einige gute 👌👌scheisse alldort 👌👌👌 alldort ✔✔ wenn ich so sagen darf 💯 so ist es💯 das ist, Was im reden alldort alldort (chor: alldort) mMMMMᎷM💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit and i approve™ and you find Geoffrey

garbage-empress: Did someone say l e g a b c d e f g h i c C?? 👀 👌👌 gute scheisse 👌 es ist ✔ einige gute 👌👌scheisse alldort 👌👌👌 alldort ✔✔ wenn ich so sagen darf 💯 so ist es💯 das ist, Was im reden alldort alldort (chor: alldort) mMMMMᎷM💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit gay sHit👭 thats 👬 some gay👭👭shit right👭👭th 👭 ere👭👭👭 right👬there 👬👬if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit and youre angry at me and idk what i want do it in both its unity and its giving me an aneurysm.

garbage-empress: T h i c C?? 👀 👌👌 gute scheisse 👌 es ist ✔ einige gute 👌👌scheisse alldort 👌👌👌 alldort ✔✔ wenn ich so sagen darf 💯 so ist es💯 das ist, Was im reden alldort alldort (chor: alldort) mMMMMᎷM💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit and i approve™ and you find Geoffrey.

gronnowl: So Megabnkalny... is she t h i c C?? 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit did i put on the dong be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ hit it with football? everywhere you go, football! go there, football! football football football! like what the devil but put me yesterday me know you're fucking crazy right!

blargensnorf: Kalny!!!!!! you're back!!!!!!!! i missed you so much as that told by the ghost of david bowie though he has left me a lone for the time being isnt that a donger in your tags?So Megabnkalny... is she t h i c C?? 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit modera̷̶te shit �� thats some alright 👋👋shit right 👋👋 th 👋 ere 👋👋👋 right 🆗 there 🆗 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🆗 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🆗 👋 👋👋НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👋 👋👋 👋 🆗 👋 👀 👀 👀 👀 👌👌 gute scheisse 👌 es ist ✔ einige gute 👌👌scheisse alldort 👌👌👌 alldort ✔✔ wenn ich so sagen darf 💯 so ist es💯 das ist, Was im reden alldort alldort (chor: alldort) mMMMMᎷM💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit but they're thousands of miles away hoping something happens to make bart-kuns weeb sandwich

blargensnorf: Kalny!!!!!! you're back!!!!!!!! i missed you very much, robot beefs.░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ▄▄▒░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▒▄▄██▀░░ ▒▀██▄▒░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░▒▀█▀░░░ ░░▒▀░░▀▄░░░░░░░░░█░░░▄▀░░░░░ ░░░▒▀▄░░▀▒▀▀▀▀▀▀▒░░▄▀░░░░░░░ ░░░░░▄▒▀░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▒░░░░░░ ░░░▒▀▄▀▄░░░░░░▄▀█▄░░░▀▒░░░░░ ░░▒▀░▀█▀░░░░░░▀██▀░░░░▀▒░░░░ ░▄█▄░░░░░▄░░░░░░░▄▓▀▄░░▀▒░░░ ░█▀▓▀░▄░░▄▄░░░▄░░░▀▀░░░░█░░░ ▄█░░░░░▀▀░░▀▀▀░░░░▄▄░░░░░█░░ █▒▀▄░░▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░▄▀▒█▀░░░░█░░ ░▀▄░▄▀▒▒▒▒▒▀▄░░░░▄▀░░░░░░▓█░ ░█░█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█░░▄░░░░░░░▓▓█░ ░█░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░▒░░░░░░▄▓▀░█░ ░█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█░░░░░░░░░░░█░ oooo t h i c C?? 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit and went up to this hot ass chick named dennis yes she is female and i fapped all in front of the bathroom, and he started to cry tears of blood down my entire south wall of my resume and i am going to hug the seal and/or sea lion if they guess right they get to hug you Bennidict Cumberbatch?

garbage-empress: A b c d e f g h i c C?? 👀 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit gay sHit👭 thats 👬 some gay👭👭shit right👭👭th 👭 ere👭👭👭 right👬there 👬👬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🆗 👋 👋👋НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👋 👋👋 👋 🆗 👋 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit 👋 thats some alright 👋👋shit right 👋👋 th 👋 ere 👋👋👋 right 🆗 there 🆗 if i did he know you can possibly have while playing an app!

birdrobot: ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ▄▄▒░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▒▄▄██▀░░ ▒▀██▄▒░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░▒▀█▀░░░ ░░▒▀░░▀▄░░░░░░░░░█░░░▄▀░░░░░ ░░░▒▀▄░░▀▒▀▀▀▀▀▀▒░░▄▀░░░░░░░ ░░░░░▄▒▀░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▒░░░░░░ ░░░▒▀▄▀▄░░░░░░▄▀█▄░░░▀▒░░░░░ ░░▒▀░▀█▀░░░░░░▀██▀░░░░▀▒░░░░ ░▄█▄░░░░░▄░░░░░░░▄▓▀▄░░▀▒░░░ ░█▀▓▀░▄░░▄▄░░░▄░░░▀▀░░░░█░░░ ▄█░░░░░▀▀░░▀▀▀░░░░▄▄░░░░░█░░ █▒▀▄░░▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░▄▀▒█▀░░░░█░░ ░▀▄░▄▀▒▒▒▒▒▀▄░░░░▄▀░░░░░░▓█░ ░█░█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█░░▄░░░░░░░▓▓█░ ░█░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░▒░░░░░░▄▓▀░█░ ░█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█░░░░░░░░░░░█░ oooo t h i c C?? 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit and youre angry at me and try to unleash her, the last time Was incredibly frustrating :^y

birdrobot: T h i c C?? 👀 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit and went up to this hot ass chick named dennis yes she is female and i fapped all in front of his head?

birdrobot: M e g a b c d e f g h i c C?? 👀 👀 👌👌 gute scheisse 👌 es ist ✔ einige gute 👌👌scheisse alldort 👌👌👌 alldort ✔✔ wenn ich so sagen darf 💯 so ist es💯 das ist, Was im reden alldort alldort (chor: alldort) mMMMMᎷM💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit

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[survivorsolomonislands]

Episode 10 “The One Where This Tribal Council is a Mess” (Zakriah)

(here we go yall lmao- pippa)

All along it was always me and Aro and that's how it's gonna continue to be until we're both voted out anyways. Idk Mitch has lied to me already twice now and I don't play baseball so there's no third strike here. Ofc Willow and Allie flipped on us and ofc it's just me and Aro like it always has been. And I can't wait to get 10th.

(a while later)

These people aren't even good at lying and Willow was trying to help me literally all along and she was right there literally was nothing she coulda done about it!!! I feel awful that I ruined any trust I had with her and I feel awful for cultivating a relationship with the wrong rookie on numakira. I'm just so fucked up rn and I knew it was happening too.

(later)

She's over here apologizing to Mitchell and NOT ME for this last vote when I literally just left the alliance chat! So that OBVIOUSLY tells me she has no intention of trying to work with me again after this and that pretty much me and Aro have no shot to make it any further in this bih

(even later)

Most of what I just said was very spur of the moment and I don't even remember half of it but tbh me and mitch are on the same wavelength rn and us and aro's lives basically depend on MY MORTAL NEMESES lexi and rtp

(so much later)

Mitchell and Zakriah's guide to surviving Tumblr Survivor: Solomon Islands Merged Tribe. Step 1) Vote with Allie against LA Step 2) Form a vets alliance Step 3) Steal Willow from Allie

(later isn’t even an option anymore)

LEXI AND ALLIE ARE IRL BEST FRIENDS WHAT THE FYCK IS THIS

(3 years later)

MITCHELL IS A FUCKING DETECTIVE HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS GAME IS TOO FUCKING MUCH HOW IS LEXI SO FUCKING STACKED WITH PREMADES IN THIS GAME I THOUGHT ME/ARO/LINUS WAS BAD WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK

(everyone has died, Zak is the only one left)

NO HOLY SHIT SERIOUSLY THIS IS LIKE WHEN IN A MOVIE SOMEONE FINDS OUT THAT THE PERSON THEY THOUGHT WERE INNOCENT AND LIKE THE GOOD GUY IS ACTUALLY THE DEVIL AND HAS BEEN BEHIND EVERYTHING THE WHOLE TIME AND THEIR FACE IS LIKE FLASHING EVERYWHERE THEY LOOK THAT IS L I T E R A L L Y ALLIE HOW DID WE NOT FIND THIS OUT SOONER OH MY LANTA

I just wanna say, Jacob, I voted Matt for you.

So there's literally no possible way I can win immunity - one of my two friends in the game exiled himself from the challenge and that leaves me next to be picked off from winning immunity along with Aro, LA, and maybe Allie too tbh. It's basically Allie/Lexi/Willow's comp to lose at this point and there's literally not a single thing I can do to give myself any edge to win at all. Out of nine people competing in this challenge only one person is working with me, and in a challenge that's essentially a popularity contest, 2/9 gets you nothing. I'm willing to accept the fact that Mitchell and I are completely screwed, and it's not helping that Mitchell is quite actually ostracizing himself from the rest of the people. I'm honestly praying he's hiding another idol from me at this point.

i know it's been a while since my last confessional and i don't wanna make a long one rn but allie's bitch ass

SO the plan for right now is to get the majority to split the vote between 2 of Me, Mitch and Zak. Willow is willing to flip with us so we can get ahead of the split and put 4 votes against Lexi or Johnny and get our minority asses back in this game. Not gonna lie Im having a blast being at the bottom with Zak and Mitchell even though Mitchell is kinda rude towards Willow >.> . We are basically the 3 amigos/ Witches Coven of the season but we will be successful know that!

Oh my GOD if I pull this off... If i pull off this 4-3-3 vote tomorrow night it WILL be the single best play I've ever made in a game. Like I'm honestly shaking. This is either aboutta go so horribly wrong and Willow is lying to us all or it's gonna go extremely well and I won't know until it's either me joining Jacob, Dana, and Matt on the jury or it's Johnny joining them. I have a vote negator, but my history with vote negators has not been a fun one. I would kill to have an idol, but if I make it through this vote, which would literally be the biggest miracle ever, I fully feel like I can retake control over my fate in this game. All hope may NOT be lost!!!

(a little bit later)

ooookay... So I just lost literal years of my life planning a Johnny blindside and now he's trying to take out Allie!!! Everyone is literally fucking VYING FOR OUR VOTES right when we thought it was a clear majority against us! What the fuck this game is so hilarious I don't know what the fuck to even say right now!

(yall thot huh)

Wow I can't believe we just orchestrated a 4-3-2-1 vote. Like imagine how lit it would be for the two people voted as most likely to be voted out next in the challenge were to literally take the 3-2-1 cirie patent vote and upgrade it to a fucking 4-3-2-1 vote! Im beyond shook at this like ive been spending the last three days absolutely certain I was gonna be the next voted out and now as far as I'm concerned I should only be seeing my name once or twice this round. I feel like ciera rn bc I'm making a big fucking move! Game changer Zakriah razzak!

Okay so I need to start writing more confessionals. BUT HOLY FUCK SO MUCH JUST HAPPENED. Okay so first to start off I won individual immunity, and I even had a one rope disadvantage, like how the heck did I do that! I mean it was just Touchy Subjects, but still, I never thought I was gonna be able to win a challenge lmao. Also I'm too tired to finish writing this confessional so I'm just gonna submit and write more tomorrow goodnight lmao.

If everyone's telling me the truth, which why would they, we get to make the sole decision on whether to keep around Johnny or Allie - the two people controlling the whole game. And the best part is that either one of them getting taken out is one less rookie to pick off me/mitchell/aro (and rtp and lexi but screw them), and then that plus my flare gets us at the very least a tie if we piss everyone off with this vote. But, hey, they left us in the dark last time, it's time for some revenge anyways! And then, after we finally get the upperhand again, we can avenge Dana too! I'm still out for blood rtp

(ive avoided this for days)

Mitchell is saying this tribal council is essentially a sitcom episode and if it is it would be called The One Where This Tribal Council is a Mess

(he’ll be gone soon, don’t worry)

Literally we're looking at rtp targetting johnny but voting with allie bc he doesnt think theres numbers to get out johnny and so its "supposed" to be a rudimentary vote split against me 4-3-3 a la queen daisy peacebeuponher but IN ACTUALITY what we're looking at here is johnny reneging and trying to blindside allie in some kind of mess of a 5-3-2 vote WHEN REALLY willow is "using" the three of us to get out JOHNNY in a FUCKING CRAZY ASS 4-3-2-1 vote that's gonna be something like johnny-aro-alie-me and i honestly... LOVE THIS

OKAY SO LET'S FUCKIN DIVE RIGHT INTO IT going into last tribal something was a miss bc of a certain miss willow sayin cryptic ass shit like "i'm sorry i can't stop what's about to happen" and so i knew then that we were fucked. the suspense of waiting was alleviated by allie basically saying she flipped and it wouldn't be on me; i could've guessed it would be matt since she hates matt, but i never thought she'd actually flip and do it bc i don't see how any of us would benefit from leaving a solid 6 to form a very volatile merge but WHATEVER and then i exposed allie and lexi's pregame relationship and close irl friendship and thought i'd blown myself up, particularly after wILLOW TOLD ME SHE FUCKING ALREADY KNEW INSTEAD OF TELGKIEFFREFIURHDIF TELLING ME TO CHILL, and NOBODy seemed to think that it was a big deal. combined w that, i fuckin bought my ass a trip to the cave and couldn't compete in immunity so FUCK me but  then also... good things zak guilted willow HARD about what allie made her do, which was particularly effective bc willow already felt like it was bad for her game. so while allie is saying we should vote LA, then saying johnny and RTP told her no so we can't, i'm like... we need willow rn to flip on this dumb twerking girl who is so far up these kids' ass yet MIRACULOUSLY still has willow up hers??? and zak does in fact guilt her into trying to get everyone else to split the votes so we can do something like get LA out or whatever but i'm sittin here like... alright... who gotta go? and it comes to me. johnny the frat boy, my lover and archenemy!! miss chrissa and dana send their regards bitch!! it seems to me that johnny has a certain degree of control over LA and Luca, and as long as he's in a potential rookie or nuTemoana faction could be reunited or resurrected on his behalf. i don't want that. the game gets more open with him gone. so zak laid the groundwork for willow's flip, and i get to her and convince her the flip gotta be on johnny. it's almost too good to be true. a 4-3-3 vote agaisnt mr frat boy keeping i, mitchell kalabang, still in the game w my f3 of zak and aro and now w miss willow on our side??? FUCK YES and then zak finds a flare that allows him to burn someone's vote at a tribal council, which means if willow stick w us worst-case scenario at the f9 is rocks. things are fallign into place, i'm so JFIOHWEIODFH EXCITED BC it's gonna be HUGE and it's almsot too good to be true when johnny's frat boy ass says he wants to get out allie w me, la, zak, aro, and him. ????? johnny wants to flip on her ass bc of my expose about her and bc she's controlling willow. little does he KNOW that willow already flipped against allie and on HIS ASS and that allie is no longer a threat bc people know that she and lex are friends. so now johnny thinks it'll be like 5-3-2 or something but in actuality it'll be more like 4-3-2-1 johnny-aro-allie-zak which makes me sCREAM THAT"S  SO FUDI*CVJOWDIS FUCIING EBEAUTIONFGD BEAUTIFUL AND ICONIC but THEN RTP FIWEODJFD  COMES TO ME AND ASKS TO MOASMDFUIBHWENDS make a move against johnny and i'm all ike ???D<EKODJFKLJWD iorhejdgio YOUWDFI(JF hwo are you people giving such a clear mnoritjy THISF IOWJDMFIO much POWMERUIOFMWEIOFDJ POWER and he can't get LA on board so he resigns himself to the split vote between aro and zak tellign me about it even tho it's supposed to be a secret but little does he know that i already know about it and i also know that it's a farce bc willow flipped and that it's not even happening bc JOGNY flipped and rtp targets johnny who targets allie who splits the vote betwween aro and zak w rtp bc he can't get the votes aginst johnny while aro and zak are gonna tke out johnny bc WE have the votes and i'm CRYIORJHdf cryin i really think we might actually get the 4-3-2-1 and if that fucking happens i'll literally fuvkcixghnfei shit myself on call somehow i mitchell kalabang am coming out on top?? and i like johnny legitimately to some extent and he might want to work w me, but johnny has also lied to me and has multiple other deals and alliances, and i can't work w that if he's gonna keep shit shady. zak and aro have been loyal and honest to me since day 1 so i'm ridin w them boys and i hope you use all the money you're in charge of as treasurer of the frat to drink yourself into a stupor so as to neuter the humiliation ur gonna feel at being outmaneuvered by fuckin willow. ALSDOJQSOFD speaking of shady miss allie like... first she flip, then i find out she got a #secretpairbeware, and i'm like ???? this BTIHDCIH she might wanna F3 w me and willow but AGAIN how am i gonna play w u when u say shit like "i know you said you didn't wanna do this and take out matt and i respect it so i got literally the entire rest of the tribe to do it instead and against u without telling u haha we still good tho i own you and control you" she seriously got so cocky after that and so self-righteous in defending herself about the lex thing and it's like... girl how the FUCK am i still savin ur ASS after tonight LMFAO the #obvioustension i've felt between me and LA is gone i think, we've had some rlly good chats lately and welp it's gonna suck for her when i now snake HER but whatevs!! and RTP and i are prob good now too considering he told me about his johnny plot and then about the split. considerin i'm gonna do his work for him and oust johnny he shouldn't be too mad lol ! idol searching i fucking went into a cave and my choices were octopus and moray eel and y'all had to be fuckin kiddin ME but ofc the cave fucks me up AHFUIEWHD AGAIN and no second idol for mitcherell kalabganfger but whatevs Somehow, everything has lined up to give me an unprecedented amount of power for someone who felt helplessly on the bottom after Matt, who I feel was an actual tick in this game harming me more than helping me with his poor gameplay and social skills, was voted out. I think I've played an influential role in getting this vote together and in forming a group that can now move solidly forward. I just... if this all works I'm going to cry because RTP going for Johnny going for Allie going for Aro/Zak who're going for Johnny without RTP knowing is a fucking sitcom episode. I can't fucking breathe. If the 4-3-2-1 is what actually happens tonight i might literally cry laughing on call for tribal. mitchell kalabang is not dead yet!

also biggest VILLAIN?????? how the fUIHEWDRHJIernfuier what've i done this season but been lied to and love dana i jsut... and they fucked up w what they said bout luca bc now he's pissed and i'm all like... come to papa :)

IM STILL SO WORRIED EVERYONES LYING TO ME THOOOOO

Okay so, in Touchy Subjects I tied with Johnny in the category "If you could not win the game, who would you most like to see win". And I'm very confused by this because I literally thought I wasn't a threat to win at all. Johnny I understand, he's the one controlling everyone, he's the one calling the nuTemoana shots, and so if he made it to the end he would win no doubt. But me on the other hand, I haven't exactly done much, like I've tried to make good social bonds with everyone, and been honest with everyone, but yeah other then that I'm kinda confused how I got the majority in that category. Onto another topic though. I never thought I would ever say this, but I'm actually pretty damn excited to go to tribal tonight. I have individual immunity, so basically I 100% made it to single digit placements, which is amazing!! Anyway onto the vote. It's going to go great because Johnny thinks Allie is going home, but in actuality Johnny is going home. I guess I sorta convinced Allie, Lexi, and Ryan to split the votes on Zak and Aro. So the vote should go 4-3-3, if all goes according to plan. I'm really hoping this works bc Johnny wont expect it, and it'll get the biggest threat out of this game. I really like Johnny though so I hope he won't be too mad and that we can be friends once this is all over.

[lunarfuneral]

top five songs atm!

!!!! gosh at the moment id say its silver car crash by magical cloudz, hope to die by orville peck, if im crazy by amigo the devil, poke by frightened rabbit, and saturday by the misfits !