#if i was more awake i could prob think up smth smarter than shitting your pants (or...not rly in this case i guess)
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you ever just wanna go take a sh*t in peace at 2am and get jumpscared by a juvenile house spider when you look to your side-already reaching for the toilet paper
because help
#txts#love those guys#but i also havent had to deal with any for AGES#ever since i moved in tbh#am right near the roof and usually those guys prefer the basement afaik#there are some holes in the walls here and there#so i am sure the lil guy climbed up and in that way and hid under the toiler paper rool#*roll-like right under the paper ready to be lifted up#if i was more awake i could prob think up smth smarter than shitting your pants (or...not rly in this case i guess)#but i am not#anyhow knowing that my old place just a street away has wasps VERY *VERY* determinded to enter your home at night#if any sort of light was on#WITH an insect net set up AND you stabbing it with a pencil#i swear to god they are bastards#i am gonna wait till morning-aka whenever i next wake up#to let it out again#dont wanna deal w/ nighttime insects#i did toy with the idea of keeping it but i dont know where my old insect enclosure is+ i dont have feed#i do kinda miss having them around#just not...right inside my place#i am used to them hanging in our basement#i havent been to my new basement ever since moving in either though....should prob check that out#i could maybe let this one out in there lol#dont think it has good access to the outside tho#good for insects access i mean#i am not gonna open the window 24/7#anyway-fucking hell#i JUST got rid of the source of fruit flies AND reduced the carpet beetles my mother dragged into our old place#and then into my new one#still mad about that
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