#if i want a vampire i want the wayne jackson of vampires. thank you

[slashingdisneypasta]

We need more classy, charming, sensible werewolves living in modern mansions with libraries f u l l of beautiful leather bound books who draw their mate in with careful, slow seduction. And more feral, homeless lookin vampires who have never met 'sophisticated' in their long lives and just h a v e to follow you home in the night, grab you and bury their face in your neck just to get a delicious WIFF of your hot blood.

[will80sbyers]

Do you still have the list of movies that inspired ST4? I had a picture of it but I lost it and I haven't been able to find it since. Please and thank you in advance.

Yep!

Long post warning lol

300

2001: A Space Odyssey

47 Meters Down: Uncaged

12 Monkeys

28 Days Later

13th Warrior

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Altered States

Amelie

American Sniper

Analyze This

Annihilation

Aristocats

Armageddon

Assassins Creed

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Arrival

Almost Famous

Batman Begins

Batman V. Superman

Basket Case

Battle at Big Rock

Beauty and the Beast

Beetlejuice

Behind Enemy Lines

Beverly Hills Cop

Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey

Billy Madison

Black Cauldron

Black Swan

Boondock Saints

Borat

Bram Stoker’s Dracula

Burn After Reading

Broken Arrow

Blade Runner

C.H.U.D

Con Air

Cast Away

Congo

Constantine

Children of Men

Cabin in the Woods

Crank

Casablanca

Carrie

Crimson Tide

Clueless

Dukes of Hazzard

Don’t Breathe

Death to Smoochy

Doom

Dark Knight

Dogma

Deep Blue Sea

Dreamcatcher

Drop Dead Fred

Die Hard

Die Hard 2

Die Hard 3

Don’s Plum

Dances with Wolves

Dumb and Dumber

Edward Scissorhands

Enter the Void

Ex Machina

Event Horizon

Emma (2020)

Forrest Gump

Fargo

Fisher King

Full Metal Jacket

Ferris Bueller

Fallen

Fugitive

Ghost

Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Ghostbusters

Good Fellas

Girl Interrupted

Godzilla: King of the Monsters

Get Out

Good Will Hunting

Hackers

High Fidelity

Hellraiser 1

Hellraiser 2

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Hidden

High School Musical

Hurt Locker

Heat

Hunger Games

Highlander

Hell or High Water

Home Alone

I am Legend

It’s a Wonderful Life

In Cold Blood

Inception

I am a Fugitive from Chain Gang

Inside Out

Island of Doctor Moreau

It Follows

Interview with a Vampire

Inner Space

Into the Spiderverse

Independence Day

Jupiter Ascending

John Carter of Mars

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

James Bond (All Movies)

Julie

Karate Kid

Knives Out

Kingsmen

Little Miss Sunshine

Labyrinth

Long Kiss Goodnight

Lost Boys

Leon: The Professional

Let the Right One In

Little Women (1994)

Mad Max: Fury Road

Magnolia

Men in Black

Mimic

Matrix

Misery

My Cousin Vinny

Mystic River

Minority Report

Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Neverending Story

Never Been Kissed

No Country for Old Men

Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

North by Northwest

Open Water

Orange County

Oceans 8

Oceans 11

Oceans 12

One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Ordinary People

Paddington 2

Platoon

Pulp Fiction

Papillon

Pan’s Labyrinth

Pineapple Express

Peter Pan

Princess Bride

Paradise Lost

Primal Fear

Prisoners

Peter Jackson’s King Kong

Reservoir Dogs

Ravenous

Rushmore

Road Warrior

Rogue One

Reality Bites

Raider of the Lost Ark

Red Dragon

Robocop

Shooter

Sky High

Swingers

Sword in the Stone

Step Up 2

Spy Kids

Saving Private Ryan

Shape of Water

Swept Away

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Superbad

Society

Swordfish

Stoker

Splice

Silence of the Lambs

Source Code

Sicario

Se7en

Starship Troopers

Scrooged

Splash

Silver Bullet

Speed

The Visit

The Italian Job

The Mask of Zorro

True Lies

The Blair Witch Project

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

Tangled

The Craft

The Guest

The Devil’s Advocate

The Graduate

The Prestige

The Rock

Titanic

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The Fly

Tombstone

The Mummy

The Guardian

The Goofy Movie

The Peanut Butter Solution

Toy Story 4

The Ring

The Crazies

The Mist

The Revenant

The Perfect Storm

The Shining

Terminator 2

The Truman Show

Temple of Doom

The Cell

To Kill a Mockingbird

Timeline

The Good Son

The Orphan

The Birdcage

The Green Mile

The Raid

The Cider House Rules

The Lighthouse

The Book of Henry

The A-Team

The Crow

The Terminal

Thor Ragnarok

Twister

The Descent

The Birds

Total Recall

The Natural

The Fifth Element

True Romance

Terminator: Dark Fate

The Hobbit Trilogy

Unforgiven

Unbreakable

Unleashed

Very Bad Things

Wayne’s World

What Women Want

War Dogs

Wedding Crashers

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape

Welcome to the Dollhouse

Welcome to Marwen

Wet Hot American Summer

What Lies Beneath

What Dreams May Come

War Games

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Weird Science

Willow

Wizard of Oz

Wanted

Young Sherlock Holmes

You’ve Got Mail

Zodiac

Zoolander

[cosmic-cupidsss]

,,💌 💘 — 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎ — heeey<3 welcome to Cupid’s blog, I go by well Cupid lmao or Cosmo!!!, this is my intro to you lovelies so u can get to know me 😼💘

BIO | she / her pronouns. sixteen. june 04. queer. I am a gemini and my mbti is ENTP.

My messages are always open! I luv making new friends/mutuals/moots, so feel free to message I will reply! But please keep in mind, this is a side blog so follow backs will be from my main account! Moots please don’t mention it cus I want that one to be private thank you 😭

TV SHOWS & MOVIES. [bridgerton], the vampire diaries, [maze runner], ever after high, [regal academy], game of thrones, [2 broke girls], the umbrella academy, [girl from nowhere], the walking dead, [milo murphy’s law], supernatural and so many more!!! I’m open to recs too!!!

ANIMES & MANGA. [boku no hero academia / my hero academia], jujutsu kaisen, [demon slayer], blue lock, [assassination Classroom], mob psycho 100, [disastrous life of Saiki K], attack on titan, [the promise neverland], hunterxhunter, [parasite], Carole and Tuesday, [seraph of the end], classroom of the elite, and many more!!! Open to any recs!!!

DRAMAS. f4 thailand, [sweet home], my demon, [night has come], bitchxrich, [all of us are dead], parasyte; the grey, [#alive], Goedam, [penthouse: war in life], marry my husband, [hellbound], the school nurse files, [alchemy of souls], so not worth it, [alice in borderland], kingdom, [uncanny counter], squid game, and many more!!! Open to any recs!!!

WEBTOONS. [school bus graveyard], Muted, [homesick], swimming lessons for a mermaid, [the blood of the butterfly], tomahawk angel, [sweet home], fast forward, [hellbound], killmax, [not even bones], lmly, [killstagram], lady knight, [diamond dive], meme girls, [hero killer], stalker x stalker, [internet explorer], brave citizen, [clinic of horrors], high class homos, [my succubus girlfriend], and so much more!!! I am open to recs!!!

GAMES (i own and into). [genshin impact], the last of us, the last of us part 2, [spiderman], [spider man 2], [miles morales], [sonic superstars], fire emblem, [class of 09], sonic mania, death plate, that’s not my neighbour, [horizon forbidden west], yandere simulator, 60 seconds, kindergarten, kindergarten 2, resident evil!!! I need game recs tbh

MUSIC. micheal jackson, twice, jhene aiko, megan thee stallion, kiss of life, melanie martinez, enhypen, sabrina carpenter, bts, beyoncé, itzy, flo milli, triple s, odetari, aespa, kehlani, nmixx, baby tate,g-idle, latto, lesserafim, ariana grande, lee hyori, Lloyd, new jeans, etc!!! Song recs are very much needed!!!

Fav songs>>> 3:16 [jhene aiko], love potions [BJ lips, princess paparazzi], reyup [Travis Porter, Spodee], heaven can wait [micheal jackson], remember the name [fort minor, styles of beyond], g.o.a.t [eric bellinger, aroc!], gata only [floyymenor, cris mj], fantasy [bazzi], casual [doja cat], thriller [micheal jackson], don’t tell em [jeremih, yg], sensitive [dreamer isioma], all mine [plaza], all the time [jeremih, lil wayne, natasha mosley] and many more!!!

HOBBIES. writing, drawing stuff, making edits, playing video games, watching shows, yapping about said shows, scrolling on pinterest, buying jewellery, finding styles for my locs.

LOVES. sweets, tiktok, yapping 🤓, bnha, food, pink, blues, reading webtoons, listening to music, reading fanfics, animals(esp chickens don’t ask), making friends!!! My mutuals <3, buying art supplies, cold weather, rainy days/nights, internet!!, shoto todoroki, izuku midoriya, mirio togata, tamaki amajiki, nejire hado, monoma neito, hitoshi shinsou, cha hyunsu, harry obsorn, yoriichi tsugikuni, tanjiro kamado, giyuu tomioka, tengen uzui…etc!!

HATES. mean/rude/racist/ignorant people, heat/hot weather, load shedding 😭, no internet, endeavour, muzan, mahito..etc!!!

My several tangents and rants lol

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[rose-and-thorn-fanfics]

🖤WELCOME! THIS IS MY FANFIC ACCOUNT!🖤

FANDOMS I WRITE FOR:

The Vampire Diaries (Season 1 Only)

American Horror Story Apocalypse

The Crow (1994)

Lord Of The Rings

The Hobbit

Batman (Nolanverse Only)

Percy Jackson (Original 1st Series Only)

Inception (2010)

Labyrinth (1986)

Fire Emblem Awakening

Fire Emblem The Sacred Stones

The Untamed (specifically Xue Yang stuff)

Bungou Stray Dogs (First 2 Seasons only)

JJBA Phantom Blood

THINGS I WILL WRITE:

•Smut

•Fluff

•Violence

•Crimes

•Age Gap (but not to the pedophilia point)

THINGS I WON’T WRITE:

•Rape

•Incest

•Non-consent

•Underage Sex

•Pedophilia

•Abuse (this doesn’t mean it can’t be referenced as a past event in the plot)

•MLM Sex (not cause I don’t support it, it’s just as a woman I have no experience and limited knowledge of it, so I don’t feel comfortable writing it yet).

PLEASE SEND YOUR REQUESTS VIA ASK BOX! I’ll try to get to them in a timely manner, but please be patient as I am low energy and disabled. Have fun!

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤MASTER LISTS🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

-THE CROW (1994)

-BATMAN: NOLANVERSE

-LABYRINTH (1986)

-THE VAMPIRE DIARIES

-AMERICAN HORROR STORY

Thanks for reading!

[dottie-wan-kenobi]

fic writer 20 questions

thank you @blas-ph-emy beloved for the tag!

1. how many works do you have on ao3?

including the ones I've made anonymous, 289! but I only have 202 visible on my page, and I know I've orphaned at least one fic

2. what’s your total ao3 word count?

1,082,412

3. how many fandoms have you written for, and what are they?

idek, maybe like 25? I don't wanna count them all sorry lol. they are: DC (esp. Batman and Teen Titans), Marvel (including FF, the MCU, etc), 9-1-1, ATLA, Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, The Vampire Diaries, Riverdale, Percy Jackson, Supernatural, and other one offs.

4. top 5 fics by kudos?

Wayne Family Tweets, aka Why Bruce Wayne's Hair Is Going Gray (batfam); Baby Fever (sterek); the groupchat (mcu); la folie de la vie (batfam); you feel it in your chest (batfam)

5. do you respond to comments? why or why not?

I always try to but I struggle with replying in a timely manner, and then feel bad when it takes too long so I never end up doing it lol. I always appreciate them though!! there are some I go back and reread whenever I need a pick me up. (this also applies to anonymous messages here, I swear I've read them and I loved them but I cannot make the words work to reply I'm sorry dkjsfakjh 😭😭😭)

6. what’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

la détermination de la vie (batfam) which is a really short fic and one of my very few with the MCD warning

7. do you write crossovers?

I have before but nowadays I prefer not to unless the worlds are similar enough and I can find a way to make them connect naturally

8. have you ever received hate on a fic?

yes I have, both as comments and anon messages here on tumblr

9. do you write smut? if so, what kind?

yeah!! it's nothing hardcore haha, usually it's like soft or funny, sometimes light D/s, mostly PWP. and I also enjoy switching up the usual dynamics so I've written some femdom and versatility. generally, I enjoy reading a broader range of smut than I really know how to write lol

10. have you ever had a fic stolen?

yep 😬

11. have you ever had a fic translated?

yes! not for a long time but it has happened lol

12. have you ever co-written a fic before?

I've tried to and failed kdsjhfaj ... unless we're counting like, alpha-reading as co-writing, in which case I have a few times!

13. what’s your all-time favorite ship?

okay so I am a big multishipper and whatever ship I'm into varies by what fandom I'm in and how I'm feeling etc BUT I would have to say that Dick/Kory (Robin/Starfire) is probably my all time fave. I loved them so much as a kid and have continued to adore them as I've grown up and read more comics. everything about them is just right up my alley: the sun/moon motif, the height difference, the way that they're both so confident but can be soft and gentle with each other, everything. chefs kiss.

14. what’s a wip you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

....... listen. I'm gonna be honest. I want to finish all of them. but I don't know if I'll ever be able to make my brain work with me to do it tho

15. what are your writing strengths?

I can write a mental breakdown like nothing else babey 😌 just kidding, I think I'm pretty good at writing character dynamics, internal angst, dialogue (sometimes), smut (but pretty much only if there's little to no plot lmao), stuff like that

16. what are your writing weaknesses?

I really struggle with long fics. all the ones I've written were like lightning-strike moments of inspiration and muse cooperation. I try to plot them out and I can do that fine, but when it comes to actually writing... my brain just stalls out. sometimes fluff and humor fight with me and I lose lol. connecting plot to smut. speculation fics/codas/reaction to canon fics are also pretty hard for me

17. what are your thoughts on writing dialogue in another language?

I don't speak enough of any other language to do it myself really. usually if I do do it, it's either not full sentences or I'll check with friends who I know actually speak whatever the language is to make sure it works

18. what was the first fandom you ever wrote for?

The Hunger Games lmfao. it was a fic about Finnick and Annie being separated at the 75th Reaping iirc, and I'm pretty sure I was like. 11 or 12 when I wrote it kjdshafj

19. what’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

oh my god this is too hard of a question kjdsafjk uhh I'll pick from just 2021's fics tho: my favorite is probably every shape, every curve (9-1-1) which is not one of my most popular fics BUT I have always wanted to write pegging and I really really enjoyed finally getting to do it. and for a non-smutty fic, shines so sincere (jily) is also one I really love. basically if it has an ace-spectrum character in it, I loved writing it lmfao

20. tagging? (no pressure of course <33) @aknifespoint @batbirdies @princess-of-the-worlds @fanfictiongreenirises and anyone else who wants to do this can say I tagged you! :smek:

[crowdvscritic]

round up // AUGUST 21

Happy 2nd birthday to these Round Ups! For two years I’ve been making monthly pop culture picks, and they’ve included:

More than 200 movies

32 TV shows and specials, plus 8 different Saturday Night Live Round Ups

27 albums, singles, playlists, and more music picks

13 podcasts

12 books

2 concerts

There have also been articles, events, museums, social media bits, trailers, and a service that helps you find movies across streaming platforms. (Find all of them here.) This month I’m adding a few more, like: 

2 podcasts

2 albums

5 vampire movies

A conversation between two GOATs

A very funny dead guy

A terrifying Robert Mitchum performance

Another Dumb Rom-Com I Nevertheless Enjoyed

Here’s to another year!

August Crowd-Pleasers

1. Jungle Cruise (2021)

Indiana Jones meets Pirates of the Caribbean with a dash of The African Queen. I like all those movies, so sue me, I had a nice time! Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 7/10

2. Deep Blue Sea (1999)

Genetically-enhanced sharks try to break free of their cages in an ocean research facility, chaos ensues for the characters, and it’s a delight for us. For no intelligent reason, I love movies that make me guess who’s going to get killed off next, so a big dumb shark movie starring L.L. Cool J and Samuel L. Jackson? It’s a particular brand of joy. Crowd: 8/10 // Critic: 5.5/10

3. Double Feature — Adam Sandler Comedies: 50 First Dates (2004) + Murder Mystery (2019)

Adam Sandler movies are little like IcyHot for the brain—that is, they’re the relaxing kind of mind-numbing. Thanks to a stressful month at work, I watched six Sandler flicks in August—which I don’t necessarily recommend but also don’t regret—and the Netflix original Murder Mystery (Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 7/10) was one of the the best of the bunch. It’s a silly spoof of Agatha Christie’s work, and it’s a scenic two-hour European vacay. I also gave 50 First Dates (Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 7/10) another try and was pleasantly surprised. Once you get past some of the gross-out humor at the beginning, you’ll find a sweet story all about how we need to keep showing up for the people we love.

4. Double Feature — SNL Comedies: Wayne’s World (1992) + Hot Rod (2007)

My love for Saturday Night Live is more than well-documented, so exactly zero mes were surprised that I loved these flicks from its alums. Wayne’s World (Crowd: 9/10 // Critic: 7/10) follows up with Wayne and Garth in the basement we first saw on late night. Now they have the opportunity to make it big on TV thanks to a sleazy exec (Rob Lowe). Brian Doyle-Murray and Chris Farley show up, and so do Laverne and Shirley? Hot Rod (Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 6.5/10) follows Rod (Andy Samberg) as he tries to make it big as a stuntman and impress his stepdad (Ian McShane). Will Arnett, Bill Hader, and Chris Parnell show up, and now I can mostly forgive all those boys in high school who quoted this movie non-stop.

5. Weekend at Bernie’s (1989)

If those SNL comedies weren’t enough silliness for you, how about you add some Bernie to your lineup? Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman are wannabe-yuppies who think they’ve got their  career breaks when an exec named Bernie invites them to his vacation home for the weekend. What they don’t know is that Bernie (Terry Kiser) has been laundering money, is connected to the mob, and, is now, um, dead. The right thing would be to call the police, but then we wouldn’t have a 97-minute high-concept comedy, now would we? Crowd: 9/10 // Critic: 7/10

6. Twilight series (2008-12)

I mostly skipped the Twilight phenomenon at its peak, but I’m so glad I hopped on the train years later—this series of vampire vs. werewolf showdowns are ridiculous.  But major kudos to the filmmakers who somehow turned a dump truck of nonsensical gobbledygook and unhealthy teenage relationships into something insanely watchable. Also, major kudos to Billy Burke and his understated, curmudgeonly, sarcastic performance. Bella’s dad is the MVP with the only appropriate responses to all of the nonsense he's forced to participate in and the only tether this franchise has to reality. Be sure to watch with a friend so you have someone else to process this weirdness with. Series Crowd: 8/10 // Series Critic: 5/10

7. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers at The Muny

You know what’s great? Live theater! This month I made my first trip back to the stage at America’s oldest and largest outdoor amphitheater, the Muny in St. Louis. Their productions never disappoint, and these performers reminded me of Howard Keel, Jane Powell, and Russ Tamblyn in the best ways. 

8. Wimbledon (2004)

Paul Bettany and Kirsten fall in love at Wimbledon! Frankly, that premise alone should be enough to sell you on this very winning rom-com. Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 7.5/10

9. Career Opportunities (1991)

This month’s Dumb Rom-Com I Nevertheless Enjoyed! Frank Whaley and Jennifer Connelly fall in love while stuck overnight at a Target—which honestly sounds like a dream scenario—and since it’s a John Hughes script, it’s got some heart beneath its thin premise. John Hughes directing would’ve made it better, but there’s enough Hughes in there to catch my heart. Crowd: 7/10 // Critic: 4.5/10

10. First Blood (1982)

Aka Rambo: Part I. Sylvester Stallone is a tough-as-nails Vietnam vet, and Brian Dennehy is the self-righteous sheriff who ticks him off. It digs a bit into PTSD and how we don’t take care of our veterans, but mostly, it’s just Stallone going ape with a knife and explosives. Oddly, also from the same director as Weekend at Bernie’s! Crowd: 8.5/10 // Critic: 7/10

August Critic Picks

1. TCM’s The Plot Thickens Season 2 (2021)

You know those movies that make you ask, “How on Earth did this get made?” This season of The Plot Thickens, subtitled The Devil’s Candy, is an attempt to answer that question. Pretty much no one thinks 1990’s The Bonfire of the Vanities works as a film—including yours truly—and reporter Julie Salomon documented many of its production troubles leading to the final product. A must-listen for anyone who loves hearing behind-the-scenes stories or just gets a kick out of schadenfreude. 

2. Gene and Roger (2021)

Gene and Roger, the summer series on The Big Picture podcast, is an overview and reflection on the work of Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert, starting with the launch of their individual careers in the ‘60s through their partnership that lasted into the ‘90s. Another must-listen for movie lovers, especially those who love digging into the history and criticism.

3. Gold-Diggers Sound by Leon Bridges (2021)

Chill vibes and cool groves to transition you from Summer to Autumn.

4. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

Come for the Clint Eastwood, stay for the Ennio Morricone. Actually you can stay for Eastwood, too, because his humor is at his driest, and for Eli Wallach, whose Tuco is an insanely charming cockroach. It’s almost three hours, but this treasure hunt breezes by like a tumbleweed in the wind. Crowd: 8/10 // Critic: 9/10

5. AFI’s Master Class - The Art of Collaboration: Steven Spielberg and John Williams (2011)

Two GOATS talking about making some of the GOATs. They share clips and explain their collaborative process (including on projects like Jaws and Schindler’s List), and they take questions from film students at AFI. I’m only wishing it were 10 hours instead of 1!

6. The Night of the Hunter (1955)

Robert Mitchum’s terrifying preacher elevates this classic into more than just a standard crime thriller. Crowd: 8/10 // Critic: 8.5/10

7. Respect (2021)

While a few scenes indulge in melodrama, Jennifer Hudson’s killer performance—both in vocals and character work—more than makes up for it. This Aretha Franklin biopic hits the familiar beats, but it makes you feel like you’re in the room listening to Franklin sing , which is really all you want from a movie like this. Crowd: 8/10 // Critic: 8/10

8. Solar Power by Lorde (2021)

At first listen, this minimalist pop record sounds worlds away from the angst of Pure Heroine and the melodrama of Melodrama. At second listen, you realize it’s the Lorde you know and love, just with a Laurel Canyon influence. Carole King even gets a shout!

Also in August…

This month Kyla and I checked out Loveline, a call-in radio show popular during the run of Gilmore Girls.  Should our favorite Yale students give up dating OR call into the syndicated radio show Loveline? Should Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla give strangers advice OR make fun of them? Oh, and Germany OR Florida? Listen to ep. 107 of SO IT’S A SHOW?

The '40s are coming! Reviews of 1940s Best Picture winners are on their way, and I kicked it off with an overview of the Academy that decade focusing on how they responded to World War II and their new prestigious reputation.

Photo credits: The Muny, The Plot Thickens, Gene and Roger, Leon Bridges, AFI, Lorde. All others IMDb.com.

[elareine]

Won't you die tonight for love (JayDamiTim)

Tim looked at the guests at his wedding and felt cold.

“So this is goodbye,” Jason had said, and it had been the hardest decision of Tim’s not-life to nod and turn away, with not so much as a kiss to console Jason because who knew who might be watching?

He knew it had to be like that. The knowledge did very little to lessen the pain. The way Damian was clutching his hand as they left Jason behind in the small antechamber, ready to do his duties as the human sentry, told him he was similarly affected.

Now they stood there, up on the pew in the ceremonial hall under St. Mark’s cathedral, and the priest asked Damian: “Do you, Damian Wayne al-Ghul, take Timothy Jackson Drake to be your bonded one by the laws of the Blood Church, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for all eternity?”

Tim met the bright green eyes of his fiancé. He knew what Damian was thinking. They had known each other for years, ever since they had been introduced to each other as teenagers, before they had received the Bite.

Of course, it also helped that they had discussed this beforehand.

“No,” Damian said.

Silence.

Finally, the priest ventured: “No?”

“We are not complete yet,” Damian announced, his voice carrying through the hall. He nodded to someone standing at the door. “Jon, if you would.”

Damian’s best friend, coincidentally one of the most powerful Nephilim to ever live even at his young age, flashed him a smile and left.

There were whispers. The congregation wanted to know what was happening. Tim ignored them. They would find out soon enough.

If any of the people in this room had still needed to breathe, Tim was sure Jason’s entry would have caused an audible intake of breath throughout the audience. As it was, he knew there must’ve been some reaction, but all he could focus on was the blood rushing through Jason’s veins; the way his heartbeat had sped up; how he looked amazed and furious at the same time.

Jon escorted Jason up to the pew, a precaution Tim heartily endorsed. Jason needed no instruction to climb up and join them, and Tim and Damian immediately flanked him, taking him between them. Having him be so human and vulnerable around the most powerful vampire congregation in the country was… concerning, to say the least.

Tim could feel Jason’s warmth next to him. He would miss it, he knew, but not as much as he would the man it belonged to if they didn’t do this. Without thinking, he reached out to take Jason’s hand in his own.

Despite the shock that he was no doubt experiencing, Jason gave him a reassuring squeeze. From the corner of his eye, Tim could see him grab Damian’s hand, too. As one, they turned to the priest.

The old man looked stunned. “Surely, you cannot mean to—”

“You will bond the three of us, or not at all,” Damian clarified, his bearing as haughty as always. Tim was so proud of him.

“But he is human!” At least the priest had the good sense to refrain from voicing his actual objection. He is poor, he is of bad parentage, he has no power.

Tim raised an eyebrow. “Giving a Bite on your wedding night is the traditional way, is it not?”

Of course, both he and Damian had been bitten much earlier, when it became clear what useful soldiers they would be for their families. And anyway, the tradition of taking a human as a spouse had dwindled in recent centuries; the ruling families of Gotham’s underworld preferred to keep among themselves.

But the priest could not say any of that without losing his legitimacy, and Tim knew it.

“…I suppose.” The priest cleared his throat. “Do you, Damian Wayne al-Ghul, take Timothy Jackson Drake and…”

“Jason Peter Todd.”

“…Jason Peter Todd to be your bonded ones by the laws of the Blood Church, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for all eternity?”

“I do.”

“And do you, Timothy Jackson Drake, agree to the same?”

“I do.” Tim was surprised by how calm he sounded. For here it came, the real moment of truth.

“And do you, Jason Peter Todd, agree?”

Tim heard how Jason’s pulse sped up, felt the sweat on his hands. However, there was only a stunned wonder in his voice when he replied: “I do.”

“Then, with the blessing of the First One, you are bonded.”

There was a moment of total silence. Then, Tim heard a few people determinedly clapping. He could guess who they were (their friends, their actual family), and reminded himself to thank them for it later. Someone—Stephanie, it was definitely Stephanie—even let out a whoop.

Jason squeezed his hand again.

“You may now enter the chamber.” The priest looked sour at the idea of letting a human enter the most sacred of places to vampires. “In three days, you will rise and be re-made.”

Damian took the lead again, though this time, it was Jason that he pulled behind him. Tim covered their back until they were safely away from the stunned congregation.

The red curtains fell behind them. The ward sizzled as it snapped into place. And then, finally, they were alone.

As always, Damian was more rash than Tim. Where Tim would have hung back, waited for Jason to express his feelings on what just happened, the youngest just pressed their new husband against the wall with inhuman speed, standing on tiptoes to kiss him ferociously.

As soon as Tim saw that Jason was kissing back, closing his eyes, even, and not pushing them away, he was there, too, placing a gentle kiss to Damian’s neck as he pushed him closer to Jason, watching and listening to his lovers kissing.

“You could have told me,” Jason gasped when he drew back.

Tim shook his head. “You might’ve said no.”

“That’s—” But Damian chose that moment to bury his teeth in Jason’s neck, biting down so hard Tim was sure it would leave a mark, and Jason moaned, going limp in their grasp.

Damian had not split the skin, Tim knew. They had talked about this, too.

Together, or not at all.

Tim took a step back, grabbing Damian by the neck and pulling him back, giving Jason some space to breathe—to think.

“We’re sorry about giving you no warning.” Well, Tim sort of was. Damian next to him probably looked entirely unrepentant. “We thought it necessary for political reasons. But you should know what it means.”

Jason took a deep breath. “Tell me.”

“We want to give you the Bite.” Damian’s eyes flared just thinking about it. “Make you ours forever.”

“No one will be able to touch you,” Tim added. “You are Royalty now.”

Jason considered that. Tim waited, anxiety increasing. Damian had reassured him before, told him: ‘What else does he have? He will not lose his friends over this, only gain everything else.’ Still, Tim could not be sure that the two of them would be enough to convince anyone to give up their humanity.

“And we have three days in here?” Jason asked, looking around. There was a bed, white sheets, and not much else. An austere place, clearly fashioned for vampires.

“Yes.”

Jason considered that, then nodded and began walking toward the bed.

“Well?” he asked, stripping his shirt off without turning around. “Are you coming?”

Damian and Tim looked at each other, grinned—and pounced.

[brainbuffering]

Not epilepsy related, I know, but please bare with me. I made a joke on Twitter about how I could probably write a 2 page essay on the title page for Grayson #8. 

The tweet was liked by Grayson Creatives: Jackson Lanzing, Tim Seeley and  Mikel Janín. I intended to leave it just there, however, I couldn’t get it out of my mind, and apparently I have no self control because 3 days later I had written a five page essay on it, and well once you’ve written 2894 words on a subject you may as well publish it somewhere. And because I might as well say it here, if you ever want to read more essays like this, let me know, and you can support me on Ko-Fi if you’re feeling extra generous <3 

So after a quick shout out to my sister Ruth for reading it over and providing invaluable feedback, and the wonderful Wednesday Club discord for helping me brainstorm titles and providing general encouragements, I present:

Climbing the Eiffel Tower: Dick Grayson as a feminist sex icon

Tim Seeley and Tom King’s 2014-2016 DC Comics series Grayson follows the story of Dick Grayson as he infiltrates the spy network known as Spyral and travels across the world chasing one adventure after another. Making his first appearance in 1940 as Batman’s sidekick and protégé, Robin, he became just as famous in popular media as the Batman himself. Unlike most comic book characters, Dick Grayson was allowed to age, going from the eager child circus acrobat to a teenage superhero leading his own team. He later went on to find a day job as a cop, whilst still moonlighting as a superhero under the new name Nightwing. For a short time he even picked up the cowl and became Batman following Bruce Wayne’s apparent (nobody stays dead in comics for very long) death and adopted Bruce’s son Damian as his own Robin. In 2014, following his own apparent death, he was granted the new moniker Agent 37.

Although Seeley and King’s Grayson series was very much grounded in the DC Universe, (where Super-powered humans saves the day by running backwards through time and green shape shifting aliens attend high school) the series had just as much in common with 60s Spy films. Nazis were punched, skimpy swimsuits were worn, and the day was saved again and again thanks to a handsome man with a dashing smile. Yet one of the distinguishing features of the much applauded series was the presentation of Dick Grayson as a sex icon. In an industry berated for its sexualisation of female characters, where a teenage girl is put into a purple metal bikini and it is called liberation, Grayson brought a rare respite for female fans. Suddenly the object of affection was male.

It is a running joke amongst DC fans that Dick Grayson is the sexiest man in all comics (at least from an American perspective). In 2013 Dick Grayson even gained the number one spot in Comics Alliance’s list of 50 Sexiest Guys in Comics, beating fellow former Robin Jason Todd (Ranked No. 23) and the Batman himself (ranked No. 46). It was in the 1980- 1984 New Teen Titans series that Dick Grayson was able to step out from the shadow of the Bat, and start to become the sex symbol he is known as today. Along with starting to appear shirtless, he was also shown to be in a sexually active relationship with his girlfriend, Starfire: a teenage alien princess clad in, yes, a purple metal bikini. Perhaps when created in 1940 he was meant to stay the eager young boy, that is not the character we see today, as one internet commentator described him, he’s “that kid at thirteen who’s hot at twenty-one” (Jaffe, 2017). Dick Grayson is now one of the few male comic book heroes who is deliberately designed to be a sex icon aimed at women. He’s the heir to a fortune, he’s charming, he respects women and he’s got an amazing arse. He’s the sort of non-threatening pin-up model you’d be happy to take home to meet your mother. That is, if you weren’t concerned your mother might not try and take him for herself.

This side to his character is demonstrated in Mikel Janín’s illustration for title page of Grayson #8: “Cross my heart and hope to die” published in 2014. The image depicts Dick Grayson demonstrating a gymnastic maneuver to seven teenage school girls during their gym class. He wears form fitting leggings and a sleeveless shirt, displaying his muscular physique. Meanwhile, the students wear a standard uniform for British Private School Girls: a red rugby shirt and white gym shorts. This helps depict both their social class and their social position. There is a text box at the top of the page which reads “...That doesn’t stop me from wanting to climb up on its Eiffel Tower.” Lower down on the page, a speech bubble depicts Dick saying “Ladies? Are you even paying attention? I swear.”

Janín’s layout is deliberately designed to draw attention to Dick’s butt. The support beams of the wall follow from the text box at the start of the top left of the panel, along to the right of the page and then straight down to the buttocks. The viewer then follows Dick’s legs down to take in the school girls whose attention is firmly set upon said buttocks. It is then their gaze that visually leads you down the rest of his body. The entire set up of the image is for the viewer to see Dick Grayson in the same sexual light as the teenagers do. It enforces Dick’s role within the DC Universe as a teenage heartthrob by showing just that, a line of teenaged girl whose hearts (and other parts) throb at the sight of him.

The fact that Dick’s legs lead you down along the line of students demonstrates that they have just as much importance within the image as Dick. Some would argue that this is an example of fan-service, that is to say, images simply put in place to titulate the consumer. However Janín has not drawn Dick with just the viewer in mind. He wants you to take in the school girls too, and see Dick from their point of view. Whilst this is still asking you to see him as a sexual figure, by having the overall view point be from above, the viewer is able to take step back from the scene, and allow us to also side with Dick. The viewer is meant to see the whole situation from a third-party perspective, yet still asks us to sympathise with the teenage girls crushing on their attractive gym teacher. If the purpose of the piece was for the viewer to sexualise Dick for themselves, his body would have a far more prominent feature, blocking out the girls entirely from view and posing in a more deliberately sexualised fashion, as opposed to the actual image where Dick is just going about his job in a conventional fashion, meaning there are no purple bikinis or broken spines in sight. Dick’s ignorance to the girls attraction towards him adds humour to the image, where his frustrations at their lack of attention are juxtaposed with their very real fascination with his body.

This use of humour helps to set a tone for the comic, wherein the reader is made to feel relaxed and amused by the content before it swiftly changes to something more serious. In the case of Grayson #8 it is one of the girls’ other mentors, a middle aged woman, screaming for help. While some might argue that the clear focus on Dick’s buttocks is purely for fan service, and so is an act of objectification on par with that shown towards female characters, the fact that the image genuinely helps progress the story suggests otherwise. The panel of Dick Grayson teaching gymnastics provides the reader with further insight into the characters’ personalities and roles within their society, whilst the general page layout sets up the pace and rhythm for the plot of the book. If it were just for fan service, it would have been easily removed from the story with no consequence.

However, it is true that one of the selling points of Dick Grayson is his sex appeal. Writers Gail Simone and Devin Grayson have both spoken about how they deliberately write Dick Grayson to have sex appeal. Simmone, who is probably most academically sited for her her women in refrigerators campaign (in which she points out the distressing prevalence for female characters to be brutally murdered in order to progress a male character’s story) as a comic book writer has often included sexualised male characters in her work, Dick Grayson being one of them. She argues that since there are enough female characters who are sexualised in the media, she therefore has said she needs “to have sexy characters who might appeal to more people” she wants “there to be characters for everyone” (Simone, 2014). It is important to note, that Simone does not specify that only women are sexually attracted towards these men, nor indeed that all women would be, simply that there in order to diversify audience, one needs to diversify character appeal. Whereas Simone’s approach may stem from a socio-political form of feminism, Grayson has a more capitalist approach. In an interview discussing Dick Grayson as a sex symbol, she suggested that not using the character as such is a serious marketing failure: “It’s astonishing to me that sexy male superheroes aren’t marketed as aggressively as sexy male vampires or sexy male boy bands. There’s obviously tons of money to be made there. There is no one on the planet that will devote more energy, social media advocacy, and money to a favoured cause than a smitten teenage girl.” (Grayson, 2015). Indeed, in editor Kate Kubert’s original pitch for Grayson, she described it as “a cool, slick, sexy spy book starring Dick Grayson” (Seeley, 2015). Dick Grayson’s sex appeal was always meant to be integral to the story.  

Therefore, it is not really a surprise that it is the the title page for Grayson #8 that draws such attention to Dick Grayson’s sexy arse. This could be interpreted as male objectification, since it is Dick’s highly attractive body that is being used to draw in readers to the series. Indeed, the bottom panel in particular is designed to make the reader turn the page and find out what is happening. The viewer is only shown a hint of what the woman is possibly holding, and that she is in complete distress. She is asking for help, and the reader assumes that Dick Grayson is going to be the one to provide it, though one would have to buy the book to find out more. It would naturally appeal to a female heterosexual audience to have an attractive male hero go and rescue a woman in need of aid. It is important to note, that whilst other comic series (and indeed spy films) also have attractive men saving women, what makes Dick Grayson stand out here is his more nurturing role. He is in the middle of teaching a class, not sipping a martini in a cassino. Furthermore it is the female gaze depicted here (almost literally in this case since the audience is partially sees Dick through the eyes of teenage girls) and not the male gaze. This is not a power fantasy where a strong dashing man jumps in and saves the simpering young blonde woman, this is a fantasy in which you witness the nice, handsome teacher come to the aid of a grey haired middle-aged woman. The first fantasy is decidedly that of a heterosexual man, the second of a heterosexual woman. Therefore, if the fantasy that is being presented revolves around Dick’s personality and abilities, it cannot be objectification, since you cannot objectify someone who has personhood.

Yet, even if this image is an example of objectification, the question arises of whether it is harmful objectification, or whether it is acceptable given the context. The sexual objectification of a character takes away their agency, their personality and treats them as nothing better than a particularly life like sex toy. The prevalence of this in female characters reflects upon a society that does not value women, or even consider them as people. Therefore, if Dick Grayson is being objectified, is it as dangerous as when female characters, such as Starfire, are objectified? Dick Grayson already has an established character that goes back over 75 years, and as a rich white-passing (Grayson confirms him to be Romani in decent) cis-man has been granted narrative privileges that other characters have not been. Dick Grayson has always been empowered and valued by readers and creators, so objectifying him every now and then is not going to do too much harm to his overall characterisation, nor help maintain an existing real life precedent for a social inequality.

Dick Grayson’s sexualisation in Grayson #8 is a satirical commentary based upon just that. The book came out in an environment where criticism of female objectification and sexualisation in comic books was starting to become a more publicly discussed issue. 2012 saw the beginning of The Hawkeye Initiative which looked at how female characters were drawn in comics and parodied them by drawing Marvel’s Clint Barton (A.K.A Hawkeye) in the same pose. The campaign was widely celebrated across the internet, though many creators (predominantly male) were insulted by the disrespect shown to the original creators. Of course, part of the project was to disrespect the original creators by displaying how sexist their original drawings were, so to that extent, their reaction was incredibly valid. However, the spirit of the initiative was always to encourage conversation in a light hearted, humourous fashion that did not single out any one creator. Grayson #8 demonstrates the exact same humorous approach. The image does not speak to how Dick Grayson is purely a sex object, or oppressed in any way, it speaks of an understanding that it’s about time the playing field was evened out; that heterosexual women and gay men should have someone they too can fantasise about. It welcomes you to join the teenagers in admiring Dick, and let’s you understand that doing so is harmless and fun. This also helps to subvert a classic spy movie trope, where the male protagonist treats the female heroine as nothing but an object of desire, and she is shot from angles that only accentuate those elements. It is clear that when Kubert asked Seeley to create her a “sexy spy book” (Seeley, 2015) it was Dick Grayson who would be providing the sexy, and not his female co-stars.

As discussed in Camille Bacon-Smith’s seminal 1992 work on Fan Studies Enterprising Women, fandom has often been used as a tool for female sexual exploration, and though Bacon-Smith views this from a slightly more critical outsider’s perspective, more recent studies that have come from within fandom itself, and have shown the way it can help people develop an understanding of their sexuality in a safe manner. This has become particularly true for teenage fans, who often use fan-works to explore these parts of themselves. It is especially important to have these spaces celebrated, since teenage girls’ sexuality is often ridiculed elsewhere in popular media. From Stephanie Meyer to Ringo Starr, actors, musicians and writers have all been pushed to the side as irrelevant just because they’re popular amongst teenage girls, and the quality of their work is assumed straight away to be nonsense just based upon their fanbase. Yet, as Grayson said, it is these same fans who will show the utmost dedication and passion (Grayson, 2015) for works that speak to them, and treat them with respect. That is exactly what is being shown in Grayson #8, teenage girls who have sexualised fantasies about non-threatening men, where it is not presented as a set up to a Lolita-esc story of peodophillia. Dick Grayson is not interested in these girls sexually, the girls understand that they will not be entering into sexual relations with him, but that does not stop them from enjoying looking at him and fantasising about him in a safe manner.  Even if their attention is unwanted, the girls cannot harm Dick Grayson and Dick Grayson will not harm them. It could be argued, that the humourous feel to the piece is mocking the girls for their sexuality, and asking the reader to laugh at them, not with them. However, the fact that the layout of the work has such a focus on Dick Grayson’s bottom, and that the page begins with one of the girl’s own comment of sexual innuendo about him as a sexy Eiffel Tower she wishes to climb (King, 2014), it is clear that the viewer is being asked to side with these teenagers and agree, that yes, if Dick Grayson was the Eiffel Tower, you too would gladly climb up it and enjoy that glorious view.

To conclude, Grayson #8’s Title Page is an example of how female sexuality (in particularly, that of teenage girls) can be celebrated in comic books in a fun and safe manner. The title page treats the character with respect and dignity, whilst still nodding to an fan base that have dedicated entire blogs to pictures of his butt. The image is tongue-in-cheek about it’s approach to the celebration of Dick Grayson’s bottom, however it is done with respect to both character and reader. Whilst some might argue that this is objectification, the existing social and historical structures within the industry and western society as whole negate this. It has now become an important act of feminist action to have such characters within comic books. Equal opportunity between the sexes, requires equal opportunity to celebrate sexuality. Dick Grayson’s butt in tight lycra is not going to change the world over night, but it is certainly a very good place to start. Grayson is not the first series to celebrate Dick Grayson’s bottom and share it in all it’s peach like glory, and it is unlikely to be the last, yet, much like Dick Grayson, it is still a beautiful piece of work that shall no doubt be cherished for the ages.

References:

Holy Robin Batman! The Wednesday Club, 9th August 2017 (Available on Geek and Sundry’s Twitch and Projectalpha.com)

http://comicsalliance.com/tim-seeley-grayson-nightwings-dc-comics-interview/

http://comicsalliance.com/why-is-nightwing-hot/

http://comicsalliance.com/comics-sexiest-male-characters/

https://www.themarysue.com/gail-simone-nightwing-butt/

https://www.cbr.com/seeley-king-enter-the-dcus-espionage-world-in-grayson/

https://journal.transformativeworks.org/index.php/twc/article/view/460/384

http://www.upenn.edu/pennpress/book/77.html

[sometimesfrancis]

30 days of DID system asks: Day One

Describe your system.

My system is medium-sized.  The core group is a group of six, three married couples.  Nora to Francis, Gilda to Harvey, and Grace to Richard.  Then there’s the whole internal family system, bearing in mind that all three couples have acted in a parenting (or sibling, in the case of Duella and Nora and Francis, because Duella is older) role to all the children in the internal family system, there are also littles of Nora and Francis, called Boom and Little Francis. Lord Ryan is their son, he’s ten. Gilda and Harvey have Duella,  I’m not sure how old she is. but I do know she’s like a sister to me.  Then Grace and Richard have Francis as an adopted son.  Francis is 25 this fall.  I’m not sure how old Grace and Gilda are, you know what they say about a lady and her age.  Richard is eighteen-- I know it’s weird that Francis is Richard’s son even though Francis is older than Richard.   To explain this, Richard imaginably fought in world war two, but for some reason he stayed eighteen.  Harvey is the second oldest, at 125, and Hanora is 319.  Harvey, as a changeling man, has some vampiric abilities, but using them costs him his life experience, and Hanora is part gnome.  Among other racial qualities, she has very sensitive pointy ears, and songs can get stuck in her head for days at a time.  When I keep hearing the tune (that is to me a schizophrenic hallucination,) we say that they’re hearing it “In the gnome caverns”.  Luckily for me, this means that Hanora has her own body in a place she personally believes in, so she never argues with me about haircuts/hormones or clothes.  She just dresses up her gnome doll however she wants to, and in return I’m not allowed to say that the gnome caverns are part of a “headspace.”  They are a fairy tale, and personally Hanora believes in them.

While I don’t have many great historical memories from three-hundred years ago, Hanora has friends who have come to help me for no reason other than my being Hanora’s son, like Thomas Blue, who taught me everything he knew about becoming a lawyer, which permitted me to put the Joker on trial when he came to my apartment asking for help.  Hanora has been married several times, first to Victor Fries, a long long time ago, when I was in high-school, then, when I was in college, she married an introject of my high school friend and crush Charlie O’Connel (I hope he sees this.) I turned 23.  Harvey had been out of his coma for a year and five months. We met a man at Alchoholics Anonymous who invited us out for non-alchoholic beers and pool and pinball at a local bar.  His name was Henry.  One night, walking home from the beach, I introduce myself to him as the name “Harv,” and tell him I’m a multiple personality.  He takes it all pretty well.  We talk about getting married.  I’ve used my vampiric abilitties since then so I don’t have the same timeline I had when I was dating Henry, but I wanted us to be gay lovers.  

Back to my mother Hanora’s love life:  She broke up with Henry when his schizophrenia got out of control.  I was put away in a nursing home, where there was an implied familial relationship between Harvey, Duella, Francis, Richard, and Nora. Nora got married to Richard when we thought he was on his deathbed and she didn’t want him to die alone, then to a factive of Michael Fassbender (a marriage which lasted only one night before we had to admit Michael to the asylum,) then to a factive of Nick D’Agnostico from Gotham, who has his own alternate personality of Harvey.  She was married to a factive of Aaron Ekhardt for one night, who similarly has a Harvey introject.  Lucky for me my introject of Charlie is still in my life, and he’s always very respectful.  Sometimes they roleplay a game-of-thrones era fantasy where Nora is a shy noble lady and Charlie is her knight.  Her last marriage was to a factive of Brandon Flowers, who is also part gnome, but he looks like Owen from Torchwood for some reason.  Sorry, the last man is a gnomish man, I know that for sure, and I don’t always understand gnome customs.  Suffice to say, she calls him Brandon, but he looks like Owen.  Finally, she’s been escorted home several times by John Barrowman (another factive obviously) who honors his role as army captain from the doctor who universe.  And my mother’s introject is dating Nathan Filion, making him a father-in-law type figure.  His factive helped set her up with Nick D’Agnostico.

Speaking of the Doctor Who universe, I once wrote a very immersive episode of doctor who fanfiction called “Adam and Fate,” and in it the eleventh Doctor gets admitted to the psyche ward I was in at the time, well he formed an introject, surprise surprise, and although he was dressed like the eleventh doctor he wanted me to call him Matt Smith.  To help pass the hours I would daydream silents behind every door, and this was the same hospital stay where my Robert Downey Jr. Factive went out for a game of cards, he’s in love with Aaron, who was very akward with me at the time, because I once said “Joker’s Daughter!” and punched him in the balls.  

This was around the time a very malevolent introject of my oldest brother appeared and tried to take Francis into his headspace permanently, I remember Francis throwing water over himself, one of his defence mechanisms, and I remember Aaron:  He asked for an apology for my  holding a hot zippo lighter to my face to feel the burning so we put some lotion on.  Aaron and Robert are in love, and he’s on again off again with Maggie Gyllinhall , who acts like a big sister to me.  At the time he was still convinced that I was brain-dead from my death at the end of the Dark Knight era in my life, which is actually from when I was eight years old and fell down a flight of stairs, but I recreated my trauma in a shared dream-space and it translated to getting thrown off a building.  I was actually put to work in a daydream factory, and my subconcious submitted certain scenes to the Dark Knight. I don’t want to believe that completely but here’s another perspective  I will ask for my father-in-law Victor to help me rather than Francis:  

According to Victor I have a trauma that could be categorized, a blow to the back of the head, and I didn’t make the dark knight but I came from it because there’s an applicable cause of death involved.  

Thank you Victor.  Let’s get on with describing the system.  In my job at the daydream factory that’s where I first met The Scars of the Architect, who takes on the appearance of the Joker from the Dark Knight.  They plugged me in to a modern machine:  A PC, and architectural drawings appeared on the screen.  This is part of how the Joker got his scars.  Then there’s another Joker, his full name is Jackson P. Fitzgerald and he looks like a Joker-colored version of Michael Jackson. The Joker isn’t the only black villain in my system, there’s also Dr. Ivy Green AKA Poison Ivy who looks like a young Whoopie Goldberg, but I never claim to be trans racial or anything like that the alters know that they are only an influence on me and I’m glad they help me include races other than white bread in my stories.  But there is a lot of white bread coming right up:

THE ASYLUM

In my headspace I live in a version of Arkham Asylum that has gone through a period of mental health reform.  My first alter from the asylum was Dr. Jonathan Crane Sr, and I saw him experimenting on his children out in the backwater countryside south of Gotham.  This all happens in Gotham City Indiana, by the way, which is on the map where Gary, Indianapolis, and Michigan City are so they’re north of some swamplands which turn into farmlands and south of the lake the city is very much a part of my system and my first introduction to it was Johnathan Crane’s old shack out in the country where(TW  BONDAGE) he strapped his kids down to a chair in the garage and injected them with fear toxin  and made them watch horrific videos, these are the Benson siblings, Elizabeth, Crowley, and Johnathan Jr.  They all have wide white eyes except for Jr, whose eyes are very soulful and dark, and they all have SI scars again except for Jr. who is the black sheep Crowley has cuts on his arms from a carpenter knife and he chews fear weed while Elizabeth smokes it in her cigarettes and she has burns on her hands.

I follow the action one night, old lady Benson is worried about Crowley always cutting his arms so she takes him to the asylum in their rusty pick-up truck, well he spooks in the parking lot he grabs a shotgun from the back of the truck and escapes into the woods.  Where the ambulance driver says “Don’t worry, Batman will catch him.”

BATMAN

Yes, I have an alter of Batman in my system.  He started as a foil for me to fist-fight in a bar he sliced up my face pretty good I wake up with blood on the pillow.  I go through plots trying to bring Batman the psychiatric help he needs, enacting a similar plot on my best friend Bruce Wayne, who is like Batman by day, similarly rageful, similar sizes and face shapes too but Batman is obviously funded by the military and Bruce isn’t smart enough to sneak out every night dressed in black leather without getting caught by his butler, but these are my two friends Batman and Bruce.  I’ll talk about Batman first, I get a gang together one of these days I put some plastic explosives in an elevator shaft and I threaten to take the building down if Batman doesn’t go in for treatment and Jim Gordon intercedes saying we both need help well that bastard Batman jumps off the roof and vanishes into the night, but I go down the driveway to Arkham Asylum in Jim Gordon’s car he drops me off at the gate he says it’s up to me so I throw my coin into the woods and I’m walking one way or the other when an ambulance stops me and the driver manhandles me I punch him until he stops moving the Joker climbs out of the back and says “So you pulled off your first plot. What do you want the newspapers to call you?”  And the scarred side of my face smiles and says “Two-Face.”  I’m thinking Acid-Face or Coin-Voice but this is what the scarred side of my face says to the Joker and the Joker says “Two-Face it is!”  and he climbs in the driver’s seat and he crashes the ambulance into the gates with the driver unconscious  behind the wheel and meanwhile in the back I find my friend Bruce and he says “CALL ME BATMAN” so great Bruce Wayne thinks he’s Batman that’ll be the day.  

RICHARD

I’m in the asylum when  I realize I have a brother, adopted by the same old lady, Gertrude Dent.  His name is Richard and he’s vegetative from the lobotomies.  This is when the story really starts to cook.  We get kidnapped from our cells one night by Harleen Qunzell posing as a nurse she takes us away to the parklands surrounding the asylum and says we’re in Poison Ivy’s Garden now.  I’m Harvey AKA Lillian Valley, my brother’s are Francis aka Hawthorne, Creeping Charlie AKA Morning Glory, Poison Oak, and Patrick Isley we’re all a tribe out there in the park I rarely get into trouble but I get into trouble rarely I’m given a motel room to sleep in after a certain therapeutic period among the plants.  Arkham Outpatient Treatment:  Lodgings Included.  

This next memory is from Francis, we do share some memories.  I overheard a lady bullying her teddy bear in the bed next to mine back when I was in the nursing home and someone woke up he said “I’ll steal that bear!” and Francis said “Calm Down, Harv.”  He’s easy to recognize with the scars from stress on his face and then a Harvey woke up and said “What did he say just now?”  And Francis says wow youre keeping him on a pretty tight leash well it wasn’t long after that he woke up in one of poison ivy’s green-houses and she said something like “What are you doing coming back to life?”   And he turned out to be called Richard.  Richard Richardson is the name he wrote on the ARkham Asylum intake forms.  

HARLEEN

So Harleen comes into my room and asks if I’d like to be part of an experiment like I said kidnapped so they put a mitten on my burned hand and moss in my head to regrow the brain matter that got damaged in my massive back of the head concussion and the subsequent ECT that happened only in Gotham City which is like we all know imaginary but so was the moss and I’m a better man for it and as I came round to reality I realized I had a roommate they had put me with this other man Dent-- Richard Dent, criminal turned whore, WWII veteran and semi-immortal like me, I don’t know the details of his age but he’s one of Jupiter's sons and for all the time he’s spent in prison he’s only eighteen years old to this day.  Sorry twenty-two he aged up a bit earlier this year when he took his wife Grace home their anniversary is July 25th I’d better remember that

So Poison Ivy really cleaned up the asylum with Harleen working under her and Johnathan Crane doing anything to get his license restored they made a pretty ship shape asylum the doors are unlocked the walls are white and the uniforms are grey. I remember Harleen’s first experiment with me she said there was a fifty-fifty chance I would revert back to my old personality and she gave me my coin back and I threw it in a lake. This is a recurring theme with me the coin represents my reliance on the god Janus to make decisions and with every major step toward rehabilitation I have to leave the coin behind so I started over in jail with Jonathan Crane observing me I told him I was a changeling and if I didn’t get twice as much food then my twin brother would starve so he gave me double portions and I’ve always been indebted to the man.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Hi, I have an interesting question, What do you think of Crossover ships/crack ships? and if you have any, can you list your top 5?

Most, if not all of my ships are crossover/crack ships!! XDD Here are some:

Jennifer Check and Inkubus. It's a platonic ship! I just want them to be sex demon besties XD Not only are they the same species but I think their dynamic would be good XD She's quite a new demon and he' a very old one- but she's not the type to admire him for it XD Or try to learn from him. She'd be constantly making fun of him for being an old dude (which I'm sure he would just l o v e 😆) and he thinks she's kinda naive-- but they both agree that everyone else (any other horror villain) is a fool with absolutely no style or good looks XD

Chucky x Michael Myers x Tiffany Valentine XD I just think the dynamic here, between a psycho married couple and Michael, who's so different to them as he's quiet and methodical (while also immature and a dumbass in his own way XD ), but also who has been a Slasher for a similar amount of time as Chucky, would also be a fantastic dynamic XD The braincell would definitely shift between them. Plus, I really wanna explore how Michael would be as a trouble making 'Uncle' type-person to Glenn and Glenda XDD

Stu Macher x Carrie White x Thomas Hewitt!! Ahhhh. I just think?? They would be??? So amazing???? We have two different dynamics here. 1. Popular confident goofy guy x shy quiet bullied characters. And 2. Fan (the popular confident goofy guy) x Icons (the shy quiet bullied characters). I think these two ship tropes mix so well together XD

Jerry Dandridge x Patrick Bateman. I just think charming secure vampire x fake insecure psychopathic human is a really fun idea XDD Jerry would constantly be trying to calm down his beautiful, delicate human boyfriend Patrick (sometimes he's successful- he knows what's important to Patrick, a.k.a his image, and exploits it) while they both agree with eachother that everyone else in the horror house is an idiot XD (similar to the succubus/inccubus brotp XD )

... does my Bickerman Twins AU count? It's not shippy, but it is crack and a crossover. I just love the idea of Jim Bickerman and Wayne Jackson being excommunicated twins XD The more I think about it, the more alike they are!!

What do you think?? ^^ Also, what crack ships do you have!! ? 💛💛💛 Thank you for the indeed interesting question!

[hiddenwashington]

May I ask for some member/admin mwf’s please? thank you!

of course you can, angel! the characters the admins and members want more here are: leslie knope, april ludgate (parks and recs), laurel castillo, michaela pratt, annalise keating (how to get away with murder), mary margaret, ariel, milah, alice jones (once upon a time), veronica lodge, cheryl blossom, toni topaz (riverdale), mara jade, beru lars, mon mothma, captain phasma, luminara unduli, hera syndulla, bo katan kryze, ursa wren (star wars), padma and parvati patil, emmeline vance, emma vanity, cho chang, petunia evans (harry potter) the handler, cha cha, lila pitts (the umbrella academy), robin buckley, erica sinclair, kali prasad, terry ives (stranger things), dinah lance, diana prince, helena wayne, selina kyle, harley quinn, cassandra cain, kate kane (dc comics), shirley crain (haunting of hill house), farah, amanda, tina (dirk gently's holistic detective agency), jane bennet, mary bennet, lydia bennet, kitty bennet (pride and prejudice), ashley, emily (until dawn), annie january (the boys), moira rose (schitt's creek), princess kida, audrey ramirez (atlantis), sue snell, chris hargensen (carrie), thalia grace, clarisse la rue, athena (percy jackson), willow rosenberg, dawn summers, anya jenkins (buffy the vampire slayer),  penelope park, elena gilbert, bonnie bennett, katherine pierce, freya mikaelson (tvd universe), ei hino, amy mizuno, hotaru tomoe, minako aino, makoto kino, luna (sailor moon), mey rin, angela, ran-mao (black butler), daisy johnson, melinda may, elena ‘yo yo’ rodriguez (agents of shield),  dina, abby ( the last of us), beau, nott/veth, yasha (critical role), penelope bunce, lucy salisbury, ebb petty (carry on), danielle wilds (aftg), sarah sanderson, mary sanderson, allison (hocus pocus), marnie piper, aggie cromwell, gwen piper (halloweentown), phoebe halliwell, paige halliwell, parker and peyton halliwell, melinda halliwell (charmed)!

[kjaerekrake]

@finnishfun tagged me in some tag games and rather than putting them in two posts, i decided to combine them so here you go, under a read more <3

#1

1ST RULE: tag 9 people you want to get to know better: I think everyone i would tag has already done this so if you want to feel free to.

2nd RULE: BOLD the statements that are true

APPEARANCE: · I am 5'7" or taller · I wear glasses · I have at least one tattoo · I have at least one piercing · I have blonde hair · I have brown eyes · I have short hair · My abs are at least somewhat defined · I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY: · I love meeting new people · People tell me that I’m funny · Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me · I enjoy physical challenges · I enjoy mental challenges · I’m playfully rude with people I know well · I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it · There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY: · I can sing well · I can play an instrument · I can do over 30 pushups without stopping · I’m a fast runner · I can draw well · I have a good memory · I’m good at doing math in my head · I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute · I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling · I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch · I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES: · I enjoy playing sports · I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else · I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else · I have learned a new song in the past week · I work out at least once a week · I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months · I have drawn something in the past month · I enjoy writing · fandoms are my #1 passion ·I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES: · I have had my first kiss · I have had alcohol · I have scored the winning goal in a sports game · I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting · I have been at an overnight event · I have been in a taxi · I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year · I have beaten a video game in one day · I have visited another country · I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts

MY LIFE: · I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” · I live close to my school · My parents are still together · I have at least one sibling · I live in the United States · There is snow right now where I live · I have hung out with a friend in the past month · I have a smartphone · I have at least 15 CDs · I share my room with someone

RELATIONSHIPS: · I’m in a relationship · I have a crush on a celebrity · I have a crush on someone I know · I have been in at least 3 relationships · I have never been in a relationship · I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them · I get crushes easily · I had a crush on someone for over a year · I have been in a relationship for at least a year · I have had feelings for a friend

RANDOM SHIT: · I have break-danced · I know a person named Jamie · I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce · I have dyed my hair · I’m listening to one song on repeat right now · I have punched someone in the past week · I know someone who has gone to jail · I have broken a bone · I have eaten a waffle today · I know what I want to do with my life · I speak at least 2 languages · I have made a new friend in the past year

#2

rules: answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better

nicknames: b.

gender: female

star sign: taurus ( i dont get why people hate us)

height: 5ft 3in or 160cm

time: 18:46

birthday: May 12th

favorite bands: One Direction, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the disco, the 1975, Radiohead, Karpe Diem (do they count as a band?), Artic Monkeys, Razika, Fjorden Baby!

favorite solo artists: dodie, Tryoye Sivan, Ed Sheeran, Siri Nlsen,Hozier, Harry Styles, Sam Smith, Daniel Ceasar, Khalid, Stromae, Carla Bruni, John Mayer, Frank Ocean, Tame Impala(I’m sorry this is so many lmaooo)

song stuck in my head: My My My - Troye Sivan

last movie I watched: Pride and Prejudice (i cry every time)

last show I watched: Las chicas del cable

when I created my blog: January 2017

what I post: language stuff study stuff and random ramblings

last thing i googled: “john wayne gacy” (it was for research i swear)

do i have any other blogs: so many omfg

do i get asks: not usually :/

why I chose my url: It was something else originally and i didn’t like it so i changed it to this because i like the word ‘kjære’ in norwegian and i like the word for crow in norwegian. 

following: 585

followers: 556 (thank you sm, like so many people followed me while i was away and i don’t understand why but thank you!!!)

average hours of sleep: between 2 and 10 lmao what is sleep?

lucky number: 12 idk

instruments: piano guitar violin

what I am wearing: mickey mouse t-shirt and purple gradient sweatpants

dream job: anything with languages, also video game designer also art also photography also psycology  and idk i have a lot of dreams and aspirations f;ajfajdfad

dream trip: norway spain france and finland mainly, but  literally anywhere out of this country, i literally want to see the whole world.

favorite food: pasta probably i like a lot of foods

nationality: american? (from the united states bc we need a better demonym)

fave song: only one? lol um actually here’s like five:  woman - harry styles, the less i know the better - tame impala, herregud - siri nilsen, undo - the 1975, why’d you only call me when you’re high - artic monkeys ( but i’m obsessed with like ten more do you want a playlist lmao)

last book I read: secrets for the mad - dodie clark

top three ficional universes i’d want to join: percy jackson, skam and probably the vampire diaries smh 

[the-hufflepuff-dramatist]

Masterlist

K-POP

Ailee 

Loyalty (Fluff)

BAP

Yongguk 

Royalty AU (Part 1 Part 2)

Secret Agent AU (Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 End)

I’m Yours (Angst/Fluff)

Himchan

Broken (Angst)

Royalty AU (Part 1)

Daehyun

Royalty AU (Part 1)

Youngjae

Jongup

Zelo

Please Rest (Fluff)

Big Bang

T.O.P

Taeyang

G-Dragon

But You Don’t Like Kids (Fluff)

Movie Night (Fluff)

Too Tired (Fluff)

Daesung

Drunk (Fluff)

Don’t Listen to Them (Angst/Fluff)

Girl Talk (Fluff)

Seungri

Block B

Taeil

B-Bomb

Jaehyo

U-Kwon 

Park Kyung

Zico

Smitten (Fluff)

P.O

BTS

Jin

Welcome Home (Fluff)

Suga

Cold Nights (Fluff)

J-Hope 

Sick Day (Fluff)

Rap Monster

Excuse Me? (Fluff)

Jimin

Pranks (Fluff)

I Don’t Want to be Alone Tonight (Fluff)

V

It’s Over (Angst)

Jungkook

Calm Down (Fluff)

Day6

Jae

Sungjin

YoungK

Wonpil

Dowoon

Exo

Xiumin

Suho

Lay

Baekhyun

Chen

Chanyeol

D.O

Kai

Sehun

GOT7

Mark

JB

Jackson 

Video Games (Angst/Fluff)

Man-Child (Fluff)

Jinyoung

Blackmail (Fluff)

Love is Love (Fluff)

Youngjae

BamBam

Yugyeom

Hyuna

iKon

Jinhwan

Yunhyeong

Bobby

B.I

Donghyuk

Junhoe

Chanwoo

Infinite

Sunggyu

Dongwoo

Woohyun

Sungyeol

L

Sungjong

Jay Park

Mamamoo

Solar 

Moonbyul

Wheein

Hwasa

Monsta X

Shownu 

Wonho

Minhyuk

Kihyun

Kiss Me (Fluff)

Hyungwon

You’re Mine and That’s It, Forever (Angst/Fluff)

Jooheon

I Understand  (Angst/Fluff)

He’s Taken (Angst/Fluff)

I.M

Pentagon

Jinho

You’re All Children (Fluff) 

Hui

At the Fair (Fluff)

Hongseok

Puns (Fluff)

Evening In (Fluff)

E’Dawn

You’re Lucky I Love You (Fluff)

Shinwon

Someone Else (Angst)

Yeo One

Yanan

Yuto

Homesickness -Exchange Student AU (Angst/Fluff)

Kino

Wooseok

Seventeen

S.Coups

Jeonghan

Joshua

Jun

Hoshi

Wonwoo

Woozi

DK

Mingyu

The8

Seungkwan

Vernon

Dino

SF9

Inseong

Youngbin

Jaeyoon

Dawon

Zuho

Rowoon

Taeyang

Hwiyoung

Chani

Shinee

Onew

Jonghyun

Paranoia (Angst) 

Key

Minho

Taemin

Sunmi

Vixx

All

Bad Day (Fluff)

N 

Bodyguard AU (Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 End)

Distance (Angst) Part 2 (Fluff)

Long Days and Late Nights (Angst/Fluff)

Honeymoon (Fluff)

You’re Safe With Me (Angst/Fluff)

Stress (Fluff)

Leo

Hate (Fluff)

Bodyguard AU (Part 1 Part 2 End)

Cafe AU (Part 1)

Pleurs (Angst)

Mornings (Smut)

Late Night Cravings (Fluff)

Ken

 Pet Store (Fluff)

Bodyguard AU (Part 1 Part 2 End)

Ravi

Bodyguard AU (Part 1 Part 2 End)

Winning Isn’t Everything (Fluff)

Romeo and Juliet: The Sacrifice (Angst)

Hongbin 

Bodyguard AU (Part 1 Part 2)

Be You (Fluff)

Not a Morning Person (Fluff)

Hyuk 

Bodyguard AU (Part 1 Part 2)

No Thanks Satan (Fluff)

Just Friends (Angst) Part 2 (Fluff)

I Didn’t Mean it (Angst) Part 2 (Fluff)

BANDS/SINGERS

5 Seconds of Summer

Ashton

Michael 

Calum 

Luke

Black Veil Brides 

Ashley

CC

Jake

Jinxx

Andy

Hunter Hayes

One Direction

Louis

Liam

Niall

Harry

Shawn Mendes

Zayn

CELEBRITIES

Actors 

Aidan Turner

Andrew Garfield

Benedict Cumberbatch

Chris Evans 

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Pratt

David Tennant

Jared Padalecki

Jensen Ackles

Luke Evans

Matt Smith 

Misha Collins

Tom Hiddleston

Tom Holland

YouTubers

AmazingPhil

Dan Howell

Jacksepticeye

Markiplier

BOOK SERIES

Divergent 

Caleb

Eric

Life with Eric (Fluff)

Four

Peter 

Uriah

Harry Potter

Dean Thomas

Draco Malfoy

Fred Weasley 

George Weasley

Ginny Weasley

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Luna Lovegood

Nymphadora Tonks

Remus Lupin 

Ron Weasley

Sirius Black

Kane Chronicles

Carter Kane 

Sadie Kane

Zia Rashid

Magnus Chase

Alex Fierro

Blitzen

Hearthstone

Magnus Chase 

Samirah al-Abbas

Alex and Magnus 

Sam and Amir

The Maze Runner

Alby

Gally

Minho

Newt

Thomas

Percy Jackson

Annabeth Chase 

Clarisse la Rue 

Frank Zhang

Hazel Levesque 

Jason Grace 

Leo Valdez

Percy Jackson

Piper McLean

Rachel Elizabeth Dare

Reyna Ramirez-Arellano 

Orignial Characters 

Introducing Amelia Zhang (OC)

Introducing Hunter Zhang (OC)

The Dark Artifices

Adaon

Cristina Rosales

Diana Wrayburn

Diego Rosales 

Emma Carstairs

Gwyn ap Nudd

Helen Blackthorn

Jaime Rosales

Julian Blackthorn

Kieran

Kit Herondale

Mark Blackthorn

Tiberius Blackthorn

Aline and Helen

Tessa and Jem

The Hobbit 

Fili

Kili 

Legolas

Tauriel

Thorin

The Hunger Games

Finnick Odair

Gale Hawthorne 

Johanna Mason 

Katniss Everdeen

Peeta Mellark 

Primrose Everdeen 

Annie and Finnick

Katniss and Peeta 

The Infernal Devices

Cecily Herondale

Charlotte Fairchild

Gabriel Lightwood

Gideon Lightwood

Henry Branwell

Jem Carstairs

Jessamine Lovelace

Sophie Collins

Tessa Gray

Will Herondale

Gabriel and Cecily

Gideon and Sophie

Henry and Charlotte

Will and Tessa 

The Lunar Chronicles

Cinder

Cress 

Jacin 

Kai

Scarlet 

Thorne 

Winter

Wolf

Cinder and Kai

Cress and Thorne 

Scarlet and Wolf 

Winter and Jacin 

The Mortal Instruments

Clary Fray 

Isabelle Lightwood

Jace Herondale 

Jordan Kyle 

Maia Roberts 

Raphael Santiago 

Simon Lewis

Don’t Underestimate Me (Angst)

Vampire Academy

Adrian

Christian

Dimitri 

Lissa 

Rose

Christian and Lissa 

Dimitri and Rose 

TV SHOWS/MOVIES/FRANCHISES

Criminal Minds

Aaron Hotchner 

Derek Morgan 

Emily Prentiss 

Jennifer Jareau 

Penelope Garcia 

Spencer Reid 

Doctor Who

Ninth Doctor

Tenth Doctor 

Eleventh Doctor 

Twelfth Doctor

River Song 

Gotham

Bruce Wayne

Edward Nygma 

Harvey Bullock 

Jeremiah Valeska 

Jerome Valeska 

Jim Gordan 

The Hobbit

Fili

Kili 

Legolas 

Tauriel 

Thorin 

Marvel

Ant-Man 

Black Panther 

Black Widow 

Bucky 

Captain America 

Hawkeye

Hulk 

Iron Man 

Loki 

Scarlet Witch 

Spider-Man 

The Wasp 

Thor 

Overwatch

D.Va

Genji 

Hanzo 

Junkrat 

Lucio 

McCree

Mei

Mercy

Pharah 

Reaper 

Soldier 76

Sombra 

Symmetra

Tracer 

Widowmaker 

Supernatural

Castiel 

Crowley 

Dean

Sam 

WRITING POMPTS AND DRABBLES/ORIGINAL STORIES

Requests

Friendship (Angst/Fluff)

Romance (Fluff)

Us (Angst/Fluff)

Stop Running (Fluff)

Original Stories/Excerpts: Fantasy Novel

Introducing Ravenshade

Note: New fandoms will be added as I feel necessary. If you want to request something, but don’t see the name on the list, shoot me ask and I might still be able to write it. Just because it’s not on the list doesn’t mean I don’t know it.