#if i have to literally read 'i hate boys i love lana del rey' one more time i think i'll explode

[sibelin]

dying a little everytime i stumble upon a coquette blog

[catindabag]

That’s it. Here are my personal Top 10 favorite TBOSAS fanfics to read on the weekends.

PS: Most of them were published even before the trailer for the upcoming movie premiered.

So here are my recommendations:

1. The Plinth Prize by Redex

This oneshot is a certified classic angsty Snowjanus/SnowPlinth fic. And honestly, this is why I support my fellow SnowPlinth shippers, cuz this story could definitely replace the last 3 chapters of TBOSAS and I wouldn’t even question it.

2. Nothing to lose by HopelessRomantikk

This oneshot is another Snowjanus/SnowPlinth fic. However, this one is quite romantically sweet as cinnamon with lots of kisses. Just play the song Say Yes to Heaven by Lana Del Rey in the background and you’re good to go.😘

3. Reflections of the Garden by madzdolin

This one is an angsty SnowBaird fic that actually gives you one of the best bittersweet endings ever. It also gave the readers a proper closure to Coryo’s relationship with both Lucy Gray and Sejanus. You might even cry a little when you read the last chapter. Just saying~.😚

4. Saving Each Other by flipflop_diva

This oneshot is one of those unique SnowBaird fics that gives the readers a good “What if” scenario to seriously think about, cuz in this AU, Coryo doesn’t escape the Arena with Sejanus. So he’s basically stuck with Lucy Gray as another “tribute,” until they both won by waiting and poisoning everybody else. And yes, Reaper was not amused.

5. You Complete Me by gaytriforce

This oneshot is another classic Snowjanus/SnowPlinth confession fic. Moreover, I really loved the simple way of how they got together. And to be honest, this short fic could replace the whole Peacekeeper arc and I wouldn’t even notice the change.

6. Pursuit Predation by evaerobics

This oneshot is that rare Snowjanus/SnowPlinth AU fic that deserves another 50 chapters. It basically gives the readers a “What if” scenario where Coryo was chosen to Mentor District two’s male Tribute, Sejanus Plinth. And yes, Sejanus kissed Coryo in front of his classmates before entering the Capitol Arena.

7. The last two loves of his life by boneslen

This one is a good bittersweet angsty SnowBaird/SnowPlinth fic. Basically, Lucy Gray was forced to become an Avox by Dr. Gaul. Sejanus is still dead. And Coryo is busy having a mental breakdown every second of the day. The newly elected President of Panem just really wants both his girlfriend and boyfriend back, ok. The Bi-panic is real with this one.

8. Roses and Nutmeg by PliaPlia

This Snowjanus/SnowPlinth oneshot features a very stressed out malnourished AF Coryo, who became quite ill because he keeps giving away his food to a very busy Tigris. Seriously, somebody give the poor cabbage boy some soup. Sejanus, call your Ma and feed your future boyfriend.

9. Feverish Dreams by Cordeliadumaurier

Let’s just agree that this long ass SnowBaird fic has the craziest story of the season. I mean, the revenge plot alone is amazing, and every single character is insane in their own way, even Lucy Gray. Moreover, everyone is just borderline obsessed with Coryo’s dead dad, Crassus Snow. Even dead Dean Casca Highbottom was freaking in love with Snow’s dead dad! So yeah, they’re all obsessed, depressed, and crazy. Everyone needs therapy, but Snow still lands on top. #Crasca4ever

10. The Sound of Snow Falling by PRES_CS_HGT

This HG/TBOSAS fic is one of my personal favorites. The plot alone is great and unique in its own way, because it features a very young and confused 5’4 and a half Coryo Snow waking up after the end of the Second Rebellion. Also, the new President, Alma Coin wants to place him inside the Arena as a Tribute for the crimes he doesn’t even remember committing. And his assigned Mentor, Katniss Everdeen hates him for some reason. And what the heck happened to Tigris?! Why is she so old?! And why does she look like a literal tiger?! Who knows, Coryo Snow.

Special Mention:

1. I’m so sorry, Coryo by HopelessRomantikk

Basically, this features Sejanus Plinth’s angsty POV in TBOSAS, and how he was secretly in love with Coryo Snow since forever. However, he still meets the same fate here.

2. The needle in the brain by Sweetlit

This TBOSAS AU fic is already wild and spicy like some Lana Del Rey album. The plot alone is great and full of mysteries. Moreover, this story’s “What if” scenario features a very desperate and depressed Coryo Snow seducing a heartbroken Dean Casca Highbottom to let him stay in the Capitol after winning the Hunger Games. And let’s just agree that if ever Crassus Snow reads this fic, he might as well burn Panem to the ground.

3. The Hanging Tree by SirFanfic

This oneshot features a regretful Coryo Snow, who decided to have a last minute change of heart and saved Sejanus from being hanged.

[vxsellie]

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hii i'm eri. i'm a novice writer looking to share my love for literature (and ellie williams) with others who happen to enjoy the same things as me. my inbox is always always open, though i cannot promise to answer right away.

the main thing you need to know about me is that i'm absolutely obsessed with hozier. every single person in my life has been made painfully aware of this so i feel its only fitting for me to include that piece of lore here for u guys LMAO. i also enjoy lana del rey, noah kahan, florence + the machine, bon iver, etc etc etc.

also! my cat is the dearest thing to me & she's literally half my soul. she's an absolute demon, sure, but i adore her and will take a trillion bullets to the chest before i allow a single one to so much as graze her fur.

anyway, overall i'm not the most interesting person so i'll just list off a few things i enjoy so u can get the bigger picture without having to read thru my incessant yapping

my favorites

movies; beautiful boy, dorian gray, bones and all, waves, brokeback mountain, interstellar, the amazing spiderman, little women

tv shows; shameless, black sails, bridgeton, anne with an e

most importantly, i feel its needed to say that i will respect ur opinions so long as you respect mine. on my page, i will not tolerate hate in any way. if there is an issue, come to me. do not argue in my comments or anything like that i beggg

[just-lndifference]

I'm convinced this year is just a dream or simulation or something because generally what the fuck is happening.

someone I looked up to for 5 years that I originally named myself after turned out to be an abuser and wrote the most chat gbt ass ""apology"" and only cares that shubble was brave enough to speak out. (SUPPORT VICTIMS)

taylor swift announced her 5th album in 5 years (not including re records) WHILE WINNING A GRAMMY. and then being the amazing woman she is became the first person in history to win aoty 4 times.

twenty one pilots not only announced a new album, but is open with the lore and released a single that is one of the best songs they've ever made. when clancy drops this whole fandom is cooked.

this is the first time I've genuinely been terrified because of an election. if trump wins I genuinely don't think I'll be safe in this country because of project 2025. I'm a bisexual nonbinary person, I will never have a chance to get gender affirming health care and will lose the right to get married. and that's just the stuff that will happen to me! I can't imagine how scared people that are in more affected groups then me feel if I'm this scared. I know he's a horrible option but if your seeing this and old enough to vote in america PLEASE vote for biden. independents just don't have a chance, yes he funds a genocide but trump will too, and hell do much worse things. as a minor I'm literally begging y'all to think of everyone who isn't old enough to vote yet.

erm this is very unserious compared to the last part of my rant but I like lana del rey now!! 😭 obviously not her as a person (free palestine) but her music. and this is a major unseen development I've aggressively trashed lana and her fans since midnights came out bc of snow on the beach (turns out that it's just a really shit song 🙏). idk shout out to the person who made me feel obligated to listen to born to die (album)

also my henry danger hyperfixation from when I was 10 just decided to resurface?? like yes I had it for like 4 years BUT WHY IS IT BACK HELLO??? idk but ray is like super hot now that I'm older and I really want to date his goofy ass 😭😭 I remember not liking him much for some reason but like.. he's just a silly little guy.. babygirl if you will.. just a little rat boy..

I accidentally convinced 2 people to read the forest fic (neither were clikkies and I just met one of them). I don't think anything more needs to be said I made 2 full grown adults cry over a band they've never listened too 😭🙏

on that note joshler is big on twitter again but it's widely accepted?? idk what happened there but a good chunk of the art on my tl is clancy x torchbearer and I honestly don't mind.

jason kelce retired. in my family it's a thing to hate the eagles but holy shit I cried so much. the edits literally fucking destroyed me. I had no idea how much of an amazing person he was until taylor started dating travis and I wish I had more time to be a fan of this wonderful man while he was still on the field. he's so goofy and always made me laugh, I genuinely love the guy now.

the chiefs once again won the superbowl, I was honestly terrified the whole time and cried a few times that was the most stressful game of my life. I'm so fr I tried to get a rep tv announcement date from the disney plus commercial, taylor immediately being shown when the game came back on with a chiefs jacket that magically appeared out of nowhere that had a number that wasn't a player I lost my shit 💀

I could go on for hours, and it's only March. genuinely so much shit has happened and I'm not ready for more.

[ladylaviniya]

I just want to be looked after. I get it. Call me what you want. Gold digger, Childish, Stupid, Immature, Greedy.

I'm tired.

I know what I want is considered an unhealthy lifestyle cause it requires me to rely financially on a man.

I just hate it. Not feeling special.

What makes me feel special? Buying me gifts, giving me praise and assurance, kissing the top of my head. It lets me feel feminine and pretty. I'm tired of feeling like I have to be "Cool Girl" and "Sexy Mature Woman." When the men are barely that themselves.

I swear to god, boys still haven't changed since highschool and even when I try to date older men, they're usually perverts with kids already who just want me to be his sex doll move in Nanny.

I don't want to feel like a woman anymore. I have always been the mature one. ALWAYS. I just want to feel like a dirk again and be looked after.

I know that's considered a red flag because men don't want to look after a woman who wants to be treated like a child. I just want that stress off my shoulders. I hate the exhaustion of work and the price of rent and feeling alone and unloved and ugly. I want a man who will hold me and be patient and not attempt to pressure me into sex when I've already told him I'm not in the mood.

I want to be picked up from work by a man who waits in the carpark with a cold bottle of water and me pet names .

Or he gives me $10 half dead flowers he picked up from across the road at Woolworths just because he was in there and quickly thought of me. I would try and dry press those flowers so fast.

I'd give that man my virginity and try to give him the best head. (I've never done it but I'd learn and practice on toys just for him.)

I'd wear uncomfortable heels and wax my cunt raw for him if he wanted it.

Now I know you all read this and think "this isn't love." But you can't tell me this isn't better than going on a date with some douchebag that talks only about himself, wears shitty clothes, doesn't pay for the meal and think he's gods gift to the world before trying to kiss and fuck you without asking you if you want to or talk about condoms and pills.

I want to be treated like a pet. A dog. Feed me, cuddle me, praise me, walk me, wash and brush me. Make sure I'm taking care of myself.

"You're describing a parent not an equal partner." Okay then? I guess I want a parent. I want a parent I haven't had. If he wants to be called daddy, cool, whatever.

I want to cook and clean an apartment or house I live in with him. I want to make him cum so much and so hard that I'm the only person that can make it happen. I want to wash him in a bath we share together. I want to pour him his favourite beverage into a glass cup and hand it to him, squeeze his shoulders and massage his neck and tell him how grateful I am that I get to be in his life and how I love his generosity and care.

I want to be able to put my feet in his lap while we sit on the couch and feel him softly pinching my toes or randomly tickling my feet while we are watching a scary movie. I don't even like scary movies- like literally I avoid horror, but I'd watch it for him if he would take care of me.

I don't want to be a passenger princess- 9/10 it's some alt right asshole driving too fast and dangerously in his 4XD on a camping trip and calling it an adventure. Going up steep hills and to places without reception then try this under the stars gazing bullshit. I doubt he even knows which is the southern cross and other astrology layouts. hell white some movie from 20 years ago, claim it's some wisdom he thought of on his own 🤢 then he'll lean in for that dead eye roll kiss and his breath will smell like death along with his sweaty body odour.

I'd prefer being a passenger princess on a flight or even a boat ride. Take me fishing in a dingy. Mansplain how to catch the fish. Show me how to reel the fish in. Take the photo of me and fish. He can remove the bones descale it and I'll cook it.

I want to feel sexy and feminine while feeling like I'm the only woman in the world. I won't need to worry about the porn he has built his expectations on because he appreciates how much of a whore I'm playing to be to please him.

I want to make a shopping list and meal plan our dinners without worrying too much about the expenses. I already buy the cheap knock offs but sometimes I can't afford it all still.

I want him to have a job in corporate or arts or even if it's super masculine like tradies, that he will behave like a gentleman. Open doors, pull out my seat.

Even if he's stressed I want him to be able to smile at me and say, "Baby I'm tired due to work, I just need to have some space." So I can tell him to go have a shower while I make his favourite dinner, turn the lights down low, put it on a plate and bring it to him in bed. Give him a Panadol and water and try to not boggle him with the events of my day especially if it can wait tomorrow. But. I won't lie ...I'd probably put on HIS favourite lingerie set just to make him confused and giggle about why the hell I'm prancing around in almost the nude. I'd encourage him to destress. Vent. Even if I had no clue to what the words or work he was talking about meant, I'd make him feel like he was always in the right. Nothing would be his fault (even if it was).

[girlblogger666]

Modern Eddie x Chrissy Headcanons 🤍

How my babies would thrive in our generation today 🥺

They would literally be labeled as the “alt boy” and “pastel girl” couple by all their friends

Even tho both of them believe labels are stupid

Eddie would still be an old soul

He doesn’t have any social media besides Instagram and it’s pretty much just pictures of Chrissy

Selfies of them posing like idiots in mirrors at the mall or just candid photos of Chrissy and the caption would be something like “my angel”

Chrissy would say the photo is horrible and beg for it to be deleted, but he never gets rid of any

Chrissys Instagram would be the shit

She uses a pink filter for all her posts

She’s definitely one of those clean girls that everyone aspires to be, so she’d have a little following on all her social medias

Making tiktoks all the time, especially dancing ones

Eddie hates tiktok but she always begs him to be in hers and he can’t say no

Chrissy would 100% listen to music like Fiona apple, Lana Del Rey, and anything else that sounds pretty

She’d own one of those record players from Urban Outfitters and Eddie would tease her for owning such a bad player

Eddie would have the same taste as he canonically does and claims that all the new modern music is “garbage”

Eddie’s wardrobe consisting of old band shirts and Chrissy always asking him what band he’s wearing

They both love going to the thrift store and seeing what cool things they can find

Eddie would love watching D&D livestreams

Along with owning and playing all the retro Nintendo games

While Chrissy is a HUGE animal crossing fan

Eddie would surprise her for her birthday by getting her a pink Nintendo switch

Eddie and Chrissy going on hunts for squishmallows

“Eddie, we need to find this pink cat!”

Chrissy always dragging eddie to Sephora to buy more Milk makeup products

Chrissy is an avid user of the “🥺” emoji whereas Eddie does not use emojis

Whenever they’re apart, they’ll sleep on the phone or be constantly texting

Their texts would look like this:

“I miss you so much ed 🥺🤍”

“It’s only been ten minutes since I left your house babe”

Eddie would pick up Starbucks for her every morning and If he can’t, he’ll Uber eats it to her

Her order is an iced white mocha and if he ever orders for himself it’s just a black Americano

Chrissy’s lock screen being a picture of her and Eddie kissing

They’d literally just be the cutest couple ever

Tysm for reading babies 🥺 reqs are open

[fireofunknownorigin]

i was tagged by @supernaturalisahorrorshow and @stanfordera hehe <3

name: rachel

nicknames: rachy or rach! :) my nickname that my little brother calls me is cheeky gerald (cheeky/cheeks for short) which is too ridiculous to try and explain but he’s been calling me that for years so yes i do answer to that too ahaha

starsign: gemini (my bday is may 21st so im actually the first day of gemini season and a taurus-gemini cusp!)

gender: butch lesbian (yes this is my gender AND sexuality) (phoenix im just stealing your answer for this one because. YEAH)

height: 5′5!

sexual orientation: LESBIAN!!!!!

fav color: purple

current time: 10:38 PM

current location: austin texas :) yeehaw

average hours of sleep: ~7ish hours probably?? not too shabby

lucky number: 69

last thing i googled: i spent like 30 minutes earlier googling a bunch of phrases to help my brother find this random semi-obscure book he read as a kid and couldn’t remember the title of (yes i found it eventually and yes im very proud of myself for it)

number of blankets i sleep with: 2!!! also i sleep with a minimum of 2 stuffed animals every night <3

fav fictional characters: PHOENIX SORRY I FEEL LIKE IM STEALING YOUR ANSWERS BUT sam winchester, arthur pendragon, and thorin oakenshield are my current faves! (if we count the fact that sam should have been boyking of hell then all three of these characters are technically kings.... hmm what does that say about me i wonder....)

fave bands/artists: my music taste is so chaotic... some faves are hole, beastie boys, wu-tang clan, the rolling stones, grateful dead, led zeppelin, blue oyster cult, the notorious b.i.g., nicole dollanganger, lana del rey, a tribe called quest, etc etc... i also listen to a lot of bluegrass and country music lol

dream job: umm i dont know honestly?? librarian? rare books and manuscripts archivist? i also would love to maybe publish my own english translations of latin texts someday? and another part of me is like ah fuck a job i just want to live in a hobbit hole and have a wife and grow cool crops for us to eat </3

random fact: ive been raised a vegetarian my whole life! also i am jewish and actually pretty religious (as in i would say it significantly impacts my daily life and routines) even though i dont talk about it as much online anymore. and a third bonus fact is that i wear cargo shorts pretty much every single day :)

do you have any other blogs?: i used to but i remade my blog a few months ago because i just wanted to be able to post about wincest whenever i wanted to

when did your blog reach its peak?: i literally have like. 20 followers on this blog lol (i appreciate all of yall very much <3) but in like 2014 i used to run a semi-popular harry potter blog... highlight of that experience was when i got “cancelled” for saying that i hated dobby... good times

what made you decide to get tumblr?: i think i just got it because some of my friends in middle school had it and i wanted them to think i was cool lol??

why did you choose your URL?: one of my FAVORITE songs of all time (which was featured in supernatural 1x17 hell house) is fire of unknown origin by blue oyster cult hehe!

i’m not sure who to tag for this who hasnt already done this already but if anyone wants to do it feel free to @ me so i can see your answers!!! <3

[finding-the-daylight]

It’s been a real fucking stressful week so I’m finally gonna be drunk-watching and reviewing Breaking Dawn Pt. 2. However, I will likely only be slightly drunk(ish) (if at all) because I’m all out of liquor and only have one beer at the moment, but hopefully it’ll be enough to counteract how terrible this movie is lmao. As usual, here is what I remember from the movie the first (and only) time I ever watched it: 

1. The battle scene happened but it was all in Alice’s vision and never actually happened.

2. Imprinting bullshit that none of us want to talk about. Let’s pretend it never happened.

3. Some weird dude makes fake IDs on demand.

4. All the vampires with cool powers get together, yet, sadly, they do not take down the Volturi to form a better, democratic government.

My thoughts as I’m watching are below the break: 

- The opening credits triggered a forgotten feeling of sadness. Was it sadness over a terrible plot or sadness over the series being over? I couldn’t tell you.

- This fucking soundtrack excuse me. The orchestral opening piece? BEAUTIFUL. I want to choreograph a ballet to this. Or do the TikTok twerk challenge to it. Idk. 

- I’m actually kind of sad that this was the last movie and it hasn’t even started yet. Most of the plot is shit and smeyer wrote some horrible garbage, but I want more of this universe. Can some of y’all who are creative write the next book and not be racist or sexist? Thank you.

- Fuck this part of the soundtrack I’m literally going to cry.

- I can’t believe smeyer produced this movie. Who let her? 

- When Bella opens her eyes that shit makes me want to be a vampire @Carlise. 

- Her first instinct is to grab Edward’s arm I’m crying. They love each other so much and it’s so fucking pure. I hate how they look at each other. It makes me sick but it’s all I want.

- This is the most relaxed Edward has been in any of the movies.

- LITERALLY HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO SEE A FLOWER BLOOM LIKE THAT?!?

- I WANNA JUMP OVER A DAMN WATERFALL

- I actually feel really bad for this deer and I wish they did eat mosquitos :(((((

- Edward’s so proud of her for her control. He loves her so much.

- OMG I FORGOT SHE SAVED THE DEER WE LOVE TO SEE IT SAVE THE  DEER BELLA

- aww fuck no now they’re gonna talk about the imprinting bullshit. I won’t even comment on this because y’all already know my thoughts. We hate it and we hate canon and smeyer is fucked up for what she wrote.

- Carlisle looking fine as fuck as usual, thank you. I don’t love the hairstyle here, but he’s still fire.

- Rosalie looks so happy and we love to see it. She deserves it.

- EMMETT AND ROSALIE ARE INSTIGATING THIS FIGHT AND AS FUCKE UP AS THIS STORYLINE IS I LIVE FOR THEM BOTH AND I LOVE IT LMAO

- THE WAY JACOB SAYS “OH” SENT ME THE FUCK LMAOOOOOO

- Emmett loves this fight and I love Emmett

- Damn Edward’s actually openly being turned on by something for once in his life

- The Loch Ness monster line isn’t that funny anymore tbh. I did not laugh.

- There was a lot of quivering.

- Bella literally said we’re gonna keep going for the rest of eternity. 

- Everyone knows when they get back. So far, Emmett is my favorite in this movie lmao. Even Carlisle who’s always sick of his kids’ shit cracked a smile.

- Poor Charlie. They’re about to tell him she died and they’re all moving.

- Jacob’s about to go tell his secret to Charlie and then shit gets lit. I remember this part now. 

- Taylor deserved an oscar for this scene. This movie might have been trash, but his conversation with Charlie deserved all the awards.

- “Jacob put your on clothes on” fucking SENT ME LMAOOOOO.

- Charlie’s so confused, poor man.

- Jacob straight up invited Charlie over with no warning while Bella was a newborn vampire lmao. 

- I LOVE ESME AND CARLISLE SO MUCH

- The way Carlisle opened the door and said “Hello Charlie” did something to me. I wish my name was Charlie.

- Charlie’s so happy to see Bella though. I’m happy Jake told him tbh. 

- Poor Charlie now he’s all upset because he saw Jacob turn into “a very large dog” and he’s concerned about what this means for Bella.

- She finally called Charlie dad and hugged him like she loved him.

- EDWARD TOLD CHARLIE THE TRUTH THAT RENEMEME WAS THEIR DAUGHTER HOLY SHIT I FORGOT

- Emmett really is my fave in this movie lmaoooo. 

- Everyone is laughing and smiling instead of being all depressed. We lov to see it. This is my favorite scene in any of the movies now. 

- When Bella said she was born to be a vampire, it would’ve been way more effective to start playing “Born to Die” by Lana Del Rey tbh.

- Irina’s about to go tattle-tale to the Volturi. Tbh I’d be pissed too after what those racist fucks did to Laurent. He wanted to join the Cullens and adopt their lifestyle. And by racist fucks, I mean smeyer and the writers of the screenplay.

- Aro is such a dramatic bitch.

- Carlisle could read me the damn phone book and I would listen.

- Honestly smeyer is fucked up the fuck up and I’m starting to think she nejoys writing about children losing their childhood. The immortal children storyline is one of the most fucked up parts of canon and we really need to expose it more. 

- Carlisle and Esme are so damn cute. 

- Uh-oh Sammy boy’s there. Jasper and Alice just bounced? I completely forgot about this.

- The fucking volvo.

- Okay SUPER BIG FUCKING PLOTHOLE HERE. So when they were in Alaska, Edward basically said Renememe had a beating heart so like, wouldn’t the Volturi be able to hear it? Wouldn’t that end the battle before it ever started? Smeyer really just wrote shit without thinking it through lmao.

- We hate to see all the cultural appropriation but we love Rami Malek.

- Senna and Zafrina are STUNNING and the fact that Smeyer wrote them as being anything else is a fucking crime.

- I don’t remember this Garrett hoe but I’ve seen a lot of memes about him so I think he’ll be my second fave in this movie next to Emmett. He’s high key a bitch though for treating people how he did.

- Yeah, I’m with Jacob on this one. The red-eyed bitches don’t need to be killing people. ALSO FUCK SMEYER’S RACIST SHIT AGAIN. MORE WOLVES DUE TO MORE BIOLOGICAL WARFARE THIS IS BULLSHIT SMEYER.

- Garrett really fell in love with this bitch Kate and said idc what you do to me, just do it.

- HOLY SHIT THE NEW WOLVES ARE KIDS KIDS. THEY’RE LIKE 6 OR 7. Y’ALL. WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK??? GOING BACK TO WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE IMMORTAL CHILDREN THING. THE POINT STILL STANDS.

- Vladimir and Stefan are EXACTLY the vampires I’ve been waiting on. OVERTHROW THIS MONARCHY OLD ASS SHIT AND FORM THE DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT. This scene made me like Carlisle slightly less, but in my headcanon he did want to overthrow the Volturi. I would still stare at him all day and listen to him read the phonebook. But he could’ve been a little more badass. It wouldn’t have hurt.

- Edward actually grew a pair and asked everyone to fight. 

- Is Aro’s hair different in this movie? It looks different and I kinda love it.

- I hate the Volturi and all of them for varying reasons, but I do love Aro’s dramatics.

- Emmett is living for Edward being shocked by Kate which is why, again, he is my fave in this movie lmao.

- Bella reading to Renememe is the sweetest moment in this movie and it deserves more love.

- “Yeah I just do it so much better.” This cocky bastard.

- FINALLY. HE ADMITS HE UNDERESTIMATES HER. THANK YOU HOE. 

- When Jake and Bella are laughing together it makes me smile. It’s so genuine.

- Sue knows what’s good. I can see it in her eyes lmao.

- Alice was smart af though for hiding that clue for Bella. 

- JENKS. That’s the dude’s name that makes the fake IDs.

- “Unusually well-preserved” that’s one way to put it lmao.

- This is so sad. Bella thinks she and Edward will die.

- LOOK AT ALL THOSE BENJIS SHE’S STUFFING INTO BACKPACKS@ BELLA PLEASE PAY OFF MY STUDENT LOAN DEBT 

- Alistair is such a bitch. Why is he even here?

- This little house looks so cozy for Christmas. This is all I want.

- I love the Clearwater family so much and they deserve nothing but our love and respect.

- I FUCKING LOVE GARRETT. “NAME ANY AMERICAN BATTLE I WAS THERE.” LMAOOOOO

- “No one does rebellion like the Irish.” I love this guy too lmao.

- DAMNNNNN 1500 years waiting on revenge?????? They really could’ve overturned the Volturi in favor of a democracy but Carlisle was too damn diplomatic. But he’s still my fave.

- They did Kristen’s eyebrows dirty in this movie.

- Garrett loves Kate so much and it’s so pure. 

- Emmett and Rosalie look so sweet.

- “THE REDCOATS ARE COMING” LMAOOOO I REALLY DO FUCKING LOVE GARRETT AN AWFUL LOT.

- Look @ the Volturi dramatic asses wearing cloaks and shit. Hoe. It’s the 2000s. Not the 1600s. Fix your shit. If a human saw you, you’d expose the secret you’re supposedly trying to keep.

- When Carlisle raised his voice though.

- BUT THIS IS THE BULLSHIT I’M TALKING ABOUT SMEYER PULLING. TALKING ABOUT HOW RENEMEME HAS A BEATING HEART. BITCH. THE VOLTURI WOULD’VE HEARD IT AND KNOWN. NONE OF THIS FUCKERY WAS EVER NECESSARY. SMEYER’S ASS IS MORE DRAMATIC THAN ARO, AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.

- Bella tried to shield Edward but it wouldn’t stretch all the way to where he was :(((((

- I deadass would not let my child anywhere near Aro period. It would’ve been on sight at this point and the Volturi would’ve been cleared out for democracy.

- I wish Edward would just punch this hoe.

- OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE LAUGH THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT

- Jacob seems more concerned than Edward and Bella and that’s really a problem for me. Her parents should’ve torn Aro a new one and that’s on period.

- Bella’s protecting all of them. YAAASSS QUEEN. DEFEAT THESE BTICHES.

- Aro basically verified the headcanon that Gen Z would expose vampires lmaoooo.

- Alice and Jasper save the day.  

- CARLISLE FINALLY SNAPPED YAAAASSSS. BEAT THESE HOES ASSES.

- ESMEEEEEEEEEE

- SAM AND THE BOYS ARE READY TO FUCKIN FIGHT NOW TOO. NO ONE FUCKS WITH CARLISLE.

- This whole fight scene is intense but I already know that none of it really happened and it was all a vision so I’m kind of just tuning it out lmao. 

- Y’all weren’t playing. When they get Seth that shit really does hurt.

- Alright I’m over this. They’re dragging it out. I’m fast-forwarding lmao. 

- YEAH BITCH, BELLA WOULD GET YOUR ASS SO YOU BETTER STOP WHILE YOU CAN.

- OKAY LITERALLY ALSO FUCK THIS STORYLINE NOW I’M PISSED AGAIN I JUST REMEMBERED SMEYER IMPLIED THIS HOE WAS GONNA COME BACK AND FIGHT JACOB FOR RENEMEME WHEN SHE WAS LEGAL IDK IF IT’S IN THE MOVIE IF IT IS Y’ALL FINNA HEAR ABOUT IT AND OF COURSE HE’S INDIGENOUS TOO BECAUSE SMEYER’S GOTTA BE RACIST AS FUCK.

- BUT ANYWAY. Nahuel is actually cool af. Like most of smeyer’s characters, he deserved better.

- Good boy Aro, just walk the fuck away. 

- I really wish Carlisle would’ve just listened to Stefan and Vladimir and kicked the Volturi’s asses. 

- Everyone is so happy and in love. We love to see it. #simpasshoesfandom

- THIS SOUNDTRACK FUCKING SLAPS. THE CLOSING SONG BEFORE THE MEADOW/AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MEADOW IS A JAM.

- Oh fuck here we go with the flashback. I’m gonna cry for sure. It really would’ve been better with Flightless Bird American Mouth though.

- Damn I’m actually crying. #simpasshoesfandom 

- She showed him all her thoughts and love for him I’m crying. 

- “NOBODY’S EVER LOVED ANYBODY AS MUCH AS I’VE EVER LOVED YOUUUUUUU”

- FOREVERRRRR 

- MY HEART

- THE END CREDITSSSSSS

Ummm. So I really thought I would hate this movie. It is mostly problematic as fuck. But some parts of it were good. Like it had funny moments and sad moments and simp moments and it was not awful. Content wise I rate it like a 3/10. Overall rating I give it like an 8/10. If smeyer’s fucked up shit didn’t get in the way of the movie, it could’ve been a 10/10. 

HOW THE PAGES OF THE BOOK OPEN TO REVEAL THE MAIN CHARACTERS’ NAMES I’M CRYING

[princeleyjeans]

So I was in the tub earlier getting ready for a costco trip and I was hella inspired to write for the first time in ages like not trikey (Sorry hoes, enjoy my sims for now XD) but my Wallace and Gromit fic which spawned all the future shit you see on my AO3 (GO READ IT) and Fiction.net that I deleted when I ran for the hills in 2015 hahahahahahahahhahahmysoul.  ----- So, as a kid, when I first got into writing it was about Wallace meeting Victor Quartermaine’s daughter, Amy (I’ve grown up and just dubbed her Amelia cus I’m 25 now, I refuse to be that writer whose like noooo she has to be different), his only daughter, yes she was like 20-something and hella sweet on him but really hella evil yet Wallace married her anyway cus my fic, suck dick.  ANYWAYYYYYYYY: it was so shit and had all these weird Eastender-y plotlines like she was Wendoline’s half sister and Gromits mother thru some weird bloodshit Wallace did and it was just plain fucking shit and to this day it is the bane of my writer existence--HOWEVER! I want to bring it back, only better and realistic and not from the mind of a Wallace obsessed 10 year old.  I’m keeping the plot that she’s Victor’s daughter, Amelia and her older brothers, AKA, Victor’s sons, (Who are twins and loath Wallace so much because he’s older than their father and just wanna protect her to the ends of the earth). That’s a defo, of course I’m scrapping the weird side plots and bloodline twists cus hahahahahahahahah fucking christ my brain was a mess back then, still is but you know, improvement!  -------- So, at this point the plot is thus: Amelia is Victor’s kid, and despite dumping his ass harder than Joe Exotic dumps tigers on people, Campanula (Totty) still keeps in touch with his children out of motherly affection/pity as she knew their mother and everyone shared similar wealth circles, blah blah blah, especially as Victor is now a broken man stuck in crutches (The townsfolk really let him have it and that bunny suit did NADA to protect him) and tho she hates him, she wants to lend a caring hand, Tot’s a good egg.  Somehow, Wallace ends up having tea at Tottington Hall the same day as Amelia arrives to fetch some things for Hutch that were forgotten in his move to Quartermaine Manor as she became his new owner, falling for the wee rabbit boy and demanding to take him off her ‘aunts’ hands as she laid mention that he was a handful, being more human than bunny, giving Totty more time to dedicate to the proper buns.  As you can guess, she’s everything Wallace’s previous lovers weren’t, well, except for one thing, and her aloof, cat-like nature has the inventor on his toes every step of the relationship growth, which takes a long ass time since she is literally a human cat version of Gromit, that in itself leading them to be wary of each other and an overall disliking of Wallace until a trip causes her to laugh her boots off and open the beautiful young lady up to giving the man a chance at wooing her. Which he does, and their relationship becomes a Lana Del Rey music video that sends Gromit’s head spinning, having to juggle pups, (Yes, he and Fluffles tied the knot and have 2 year old puppies that wreck the house daily) Wallace’s habit of falling for problematic women and their latest business venture, it puts the dogs life on a rollarcoaster he can’t control and even if he could, has no clue how to.  This fic is obviously...mature, well, teen rated, kinda, I’ve grown out of that need for a sex scene in everything I write, but there are hints and it’s sorta sad watching Gromit realize he’s not the only one whose expanding life wise, that his master is human and his new love is...taking the wheel. JESUS HAS LEFT THE VEHICLE! AMELIA IS DRIVING NOW AND IT’S GETTIN’ BUMPY AF.  Because this is Wallace and Gromit, of course there has to be something wrong with the new chick other than being the daughter of the dude who tried to kill Wallace in the first place, and there kinda is, but it’s more in Gromit’s terms of evil, like she finalizes change, she’s very much in charge, determined and caring but sorta in a way to a lesser Disney villain, Amelia gets what she wants, will pay whoever to get it or do whatever it takes, well, to a degree until it just gets stupid then she takes out the problem altogether.  She’s like Piella and Totty together, at the same time, proceeding them.  I am gonna have a cinematic climax at some point but it’s not so much I CAUGHT THE KILLER, more WE’RE ON THE SAME PAGE I’M JUST MORE PSYCHO AND LIKELY TO GET IT DONE. Cat and Dog, literally, or mostly. One’s a person. 

[randomnessunicorn-imagine]

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> DIALOGUE: 

"They may not understand you, but I do.”

"You call me a bitch like it is a bad thing”.

“The moral is, you’re a total bitch.”

“I hate this. I hate feeling like this. I can’t trust anyone anymore, can I?”

"I know you have a thing for bad boys/girls.”

“I take you home.”

“Sometimes I hate you, sometimes I love you. I’m trying to decide which I’m feeling right now.”

“Another sleepless night, huh?”

“I got you a present... Me!”

“Take off your shirt.”

“I think I’m in love with you, and that scares the crap out of me”

“Why aren’t you afraid of me?"

“I’m not okay if you’re not okay.”

“You look pretty good, considering you just got shot.”

“The doctor ordered me to smoke”

“You are as desirable as a toothache.”

"I'm not drunk enough."

“ Kiss me hard before you go.” *singing*

"I would do anything for you. Literally. Anything."

"There is no other place where I’d like to be." 

“Give me another chance!”

“I need sex. Here and now. Would you like to help me?”

“I think you could be hypochondriac.”

"I know your job is important, but you'll end up in the hospital if you over work yourself like this! "

"How did you get these bruises? Don’t lie to me, please."

"I'm not angry... I'm fucking furious!"

“I'm sadder than a Lana Del Rey’s song...”

“It was an accident, I swear.”

"I didn’t fall ... the floor just needed a hug. "

"Can I offer you a drink?"

"I bet you look so much prettier without your clothes on."

> SITUATIONS / SCENARIOS :

A and B hate each other but the sexual attraction between them is grand

A finds B crying in a corner

A is always busy and B feels ignored and alone

A is an artist and wants to make a portrait of B

A and B are blocked in the elevator

A sings a tune a little distracted and B is fascinated by it

A faints into B’s arms

A can’t stop smiling happily and B wants to find out why

A bakes a cake for B

A donates a kitten to B and puts the cat in B’s lap

A sings a lullaby to put B to sleep

One of the characters become blind, deaf or mute and the other helps

A has a fatal disease and can’t heal and B cries in A’s sickbed

The characters fight against some ugly zombies, A is infected and B must kill them to survive

A has an erotic dream about B but talks about it with C

A puts on a show (maybe a striptease) for B

A has a nightmare and B reassures them

A gives a massage to B (you decide what kind of massage *winkwink*)

A is fucking drunk and declares their love feelings to B rather than to C and now A is fucked up

The characters find themeselves in a remote and unknown island

[daphnenott]

tagged by @siruisblack like a million years ago i’m so sorry hahaha 

name: eunice star sign: sagittarius height: 5′4 middle name: don’t have one put your music on shuffle, what are the first four songs that come on: 1. shameless, the weeknd 2. sober, lorde 3. carmen, lana del rey 4. colors-stripped, halsey grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23. what is line 17? “Not exactly. The Cunninghams are country folks, farmers, and the crash hit them hardest.” (from To Kill a Mockingbird) ever had a song/poem written about you? i think so? i’m not entirely sure when was the last time you played air guitar? lol i honestly don’t think i’ve ever done it who is your celebrity crush? zhang yixing (lay from exo) owns my whole heart rn

okay but look at his dimple

what’s a sound you hate + a sound you love? i hate the sound of plastic crinkling and i love the sound of rain do you believe in ghosts? no how about aliens? yeah do you drive? at home yeah cause i have my car, but not when i go back to school if so, have you ever crashed? nah what was the last book you read? the song of achilles do you like the smell of gasoline? mhm what was the last movie you saw? crazy rich asians do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? oh yeah do you have any obsessions lately? exo exo exo exo i literally made a blog just for them @exoplanet-m are you in a relationship? no but i want to be (cough where are the cute boys AT)

tag 10 followers: @peterbparkcr @ginevramolly @andromedes @unsqeakable @fenrirgreybacks @leejordan @illuminosity @oisiriusblack @hermionegrangcr @draamione

[xoxo-gospelgirl]

1. What’s your sexual orientation? romantically- boys physically-boys and girls

2. What are you obsessed with right now? Tumblr and twitter 

3. Ever done any drugs? yes

4. What piercings do you want? uhhh the one on your gums right above your two from teeth I forget what its called but I prob will never get it 

5. How many people have you kissed? haha this sounds bad but I really do not fucking know..I wish I kept track tho 

6. Describe your dream home. hmm..my dream home is anywhere with my soulmate and future kids. 

7. Who are you jealous of? Meghan markle. I want to be a princess.

8. What’s your favorite show to binge? ummm trashy reality tv

9. Do you watch porn? yes

10. Do you have a secret sideblog? no

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?the happiest place on earth..disney 

12. What’s one of your fantasies? haha having a normal mental health life

13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced? no

14. How would you spend a million dollars? idk.

15. Are you in a relationship? no

16. Do you follow porn blogs? yes

17. Are you angry with anyone right now? eh

18. What tattoos do you want? sparrow wings on my back maybe

19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to? no

20. What is something you’re obsessed with? love

21. Describe your best friend. she's literally the opposite of me

22. Tag someone you think is hot. im good.

23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists? Kanye. Michael Jackson. lil Wayne. Lana del Rey and Rihanna . im so basic idc.

24. What are three places you want to travel? ev.ery.where.

25. Describe your perfect Friday night. Chinese takeout and movies with cool people

26. What’s your favorite season? summer in florida. fall in New Jersey.

27. What’s your pet peeve? loud chewers.

28. Who is the funniest person you know? I know a lot.

29. What’s the most overrated movie? ummm Marvel movies sorry.

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message. nopeee

31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better? paper!!

32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick? a perfect utopian world.

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like? boujie af

34. What’s your coffee order?  I hate coffee

35. Do you have a crush on anyone? yuh

36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes? not really like I miss certain aspects about them but not the relationships 

37. Have any tattoos?3 

38. Do you drink?yes

39. Are you a virgin? no

40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals? no sowwy

41. How many followers do you have? I have like 6 lmao its cool tho I like a low key blog.

42. Describe the hottest person you know. no.

43. What’s your guilty pleasure? ummm Tumblr?

44. Do you read erotica? 50 shades of grey? 

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on? thankfully my dates have been pretty good but one time this guy left bc we got into a fight lmaooo so I called up another dude and had dinner with him instead

46. How many people do you follow? like 485

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick? idk im not just marrying someone for looks.

48. Describe your ideal partner. haha idk.

49. Who do you text the most? I like dont text tho.

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather? warm 

Be nosy

1. What’s your sexual orientation?

2. What are you obsessed with right now?

3. Ever done any drugs?

4. What piercings do you want?

5. How many people have you kissed?

6. Describe your dream home.

7. Who are you jealous of?

8. What’s your favorite show to binge?

9. Do you watch porn?

10. Do you have a secret sideblog?

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

12. What’s one of your fantasies?

13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced?

14. How would you spend a million dollars?

15. Are you in a relationship?

16. Do you follow porn blogs?

17. Are you angry with anyone right now?

18. What tattoos do you want?

19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to?

20. What is something you’re obsessed with?

21. Describe your best friend.

22. Tag someone you think is hot.

23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists?

24. What are three places you want to travel?

25. Describe your perfect Friday night.

26. What’s your favorite season?

27. What’s your pet peeve?

28. Who is the funniest person you know?

29. What’s the most overrated movie?

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.

31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better?

32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick?

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like?

34. What’s your coffee order?

35. Do you have a crush on anyone?

36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?

37. Have any tattoos?

38. Do you drink?

39. Are you a virgin?

40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals?

41. How many followers do you have?

42. Describe the hottest person you know.

43. What’s your guilty pleasure?

44. Do you read erotica?

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

46. How many people do you follow?

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?

48. Describe your ideal partner.

49. Who do you text the most?

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?

[roomalthoughts]

09.23.2018: a year and one month later

10 songs that helped me get through 2017: 

1. Ready To Go (Get Me Out Of My Mind) // Panic At The Disco 

2. Confident // Demi Lovato 

3. This Is How I Disappear // My Chemical Romance 

4. Hard Times // Paramore 

5. Somebody Else // the 1975 

6. Shades of Cool // Lana Del Rey 

7. Miss Missing You // Fall Out Boy 

8. Waiting For The End // Linkin Park 

9. Volver A Comenzar (To Start Over) // Cafe Tacuba 

10. To Be Your Loss // The Morning After Girls 

Quotes that helped me get through 2017: 

“But sweetheart, you are a wolf. No need to howl over the loss of weak men who are incapable of accepting you.” 

“The reason why God allowed him to walk away is because you prayed for a good man and he wasn’t it.” 

“Don’t be afraid to love again...not everyone is your ex.”  

“Not everyone you lose is a loss.” 

“Learning to pick yourself up after going through shit is such an important thing that no one ever teaches you.” 

“To the woman reading this with a restless soul and an aching heart I want you to know that sometimes you have to break down in order to break through.” 

A year and a month later after the breakup, I am beyond happy. I won’t mention it as an incident anymore because I am no longer hurt or disturbed by what happened. I know I have dodged talking about my past relationships, but there is a reason why I waited so long to talk about it with an open heart and honest mind...because before, I was still mourning for a very long time. I did care about this person for the longest time until I saw their true colors. That is when I realized what kind of person they were...it was heartbreaking seeing that...believe me, I am the type of person who sees the good in everyone that I encounter. I believe that deep down, there is some good left in everyone. I don’t know why I am that way, but it’s a trait of mine that I sometimes wished I could erase it. 

Now, I will say this. It took me about eight months to get my pieces fully back together. Those eight months were hell because I was battling my demons and when I received the thirty page letter (yes, it was thirty pages) from that person (I will not mention them by name or as “my ex” because they were never mine to begin with and I no longer have an emotional attachment to them), I was stunned. I was angry and every memory that I thought I had buried deep down came up and I started crying out of anger. I was not happy, I will be honest. I was furious because I thought this person would leave me alone for good, considering that they brought someone else along when they moved back to the town that I live in. I was furious because I wanted nothing from that person and I made sure they couldn’t see anything, but I failed. I failed at not realizing that I would be outsmarted. I was angry for eight months and for a few more months. 

I was angry because that person literally fucked me over. I will say how it is. That person never took my feelings into consideration about many things and I was hurt more than I would like to admit. That person never crossed the ocean for me like I did...nor cared as much as I did. Most importantly, never loved me back like I loved them. All that love that I had for that person, who should have realized they were the luckiest person in the world, turned into hate. I allowed that person back into my life (the biggest regret I have made so far) and let them follow this blog. I took them off because I realized that I no longer care about that person. Heartless, right? Yes. 

I had every reason to be heartless and cold toward that person. Why? Because that’s how they treated me. I may have forgiven them by heart, but I will never forget how they made me feel. In the letter that they wrote, they were trying to explain their actions and about their new spouse. I had no interest and truthfully, I threw it away. I threw away the book that they sent me because I didn’t want to know about their “new” spiritual and Christian life. I knew deep inside that they are not trustworthy and considered pathological liars. I found out that one of their exes was trying to hook up with them. I was beyond furious and angry for not realizing that I was not the only one. 

I was angry for the longest time because they were never honest with me to begin with. I was taken advantage of because I was too naive to not see their true colors. I was only 20 years old and it was my first “serious” relationship. I thought I was in the clouds until the truth came out after the breakup. I was angry because they were never honest with me while I showed that person my most vulnerable side of me. I was pissed that they didn’t care when I was depressed and suicidal. I was the most depressed and suicidal with that person because they would brush it off and never text me back. Even though that person claims that they still care about me, I know deep down inside of my fragile heart, they really don’t. I know it. I’m sure of it with my soul and heart. I know they never cared. 

They write about their spouse and how they saved their spouse from their “demons” and how how they struggle with anxiety. I was furious because I struggle with anxiety and depression...and they never bat an eye. I was left alone in the dark to fight off my thoughts. They don’t even know that I was close committing suicide around February 2017. Why? Because they never asked and I knew that if I died, they would move right along. They were always cold with me when I would sit beside them. They were in another world when I was talking to them...One of their friends told me that they wanted to break it off back in December of 2016 because I was too committed. 

Yikes, that hurts. I was crying when their friend told me that while they held me and let me cry. 

The love I had for them was dying slowly around May. I knew it wasn’t going to last...

Why? 

They were slowly distancing themselves away. I knew they had someone else in their mind. It was no longer me and it was never me. Never. I don’t care what the other party says, they never loved me. It hurts to admit it at first but now, I am totally fine with it. 

Why? 

Because I know that no one else will ever love me on the same depth as I will. No one will ever fucking do that. I have became so heartless towards men in general because I was hurt by one so badly to the point that I have made a complete 180 throughout 2017-2018. I am still traumatized from the past relationship because I don’t want to get hurt ever again. I know that sounds nearly impossible but I would much rather be single than be with someone who takes advantage of my love and kindness ever again. 

You would think I would be dating by now, but I have decided that I don’t want anything related to it. I’m still hurt. I’m still scared by getting hurt once again. I do not want to go down that path ever again. I don’t know what is holding me back, but I have had a few crushes lately, but I would never make the first move because I am reminded on how I was treated in my past relationship. I freak out and forget about it for a while and then I find someone interesting and it’s the same stupid cycle all over again. I will back out and freak out and forget about it. 

“You will find someone who will appreciate you.” Is what that person’s mom told me when I told her that it was game over. I cried because I knew it was true. I knew deep down that she was right. I will always hold that statement close to me because I know, when I’m over the fear of falling in love, I will find someone who will appreciate me. 

Now, you’re thinking: “Well I thought you said you want nothing about relationships?” 

Here is the thing: I have to fiercely love myself so much that no matter what people say about me, I will laugh and go on with my life. I want to love myself so much that I will be glowing in confidence and never let anyone tear me down emotionally and mentally. I want to be so happy with myself that the next person who comes along says, “wow, she’s great.” and actually fucking mean it.

It will take a few more years until I am completely healed. I am getting there, but there is a few pieces left to glue together. I’m doing so much better ever since that person walked out of my life. I have unfollowed them on this website because it was the last step I needed to take. In order to move on completely and be happy with the past and how it went down, I had to cut the last tie. I cut it and it was an immediate relief. It was like I took the weight off my shoulders. 

However, I do not wish them the best. I wish them what they deserve. I know it sounds cruel, but I do believe in karma. I believe every inch of it because I have seen it happen with other people. That person is in a relationship and I hope they feel the love I felt for them...so when that other party breaks it off, they will feel the pain I felt for almost a year. I want them to feel what I felt when I got my heart shattered into pieces. 

I may have faltered a few times but I know that I’m still on the road of recovery. As many of you have seen, I wrote five parts about my recovery in hope to help others who are struggle. I am putting my emotions and struggles about mental health on here because I want everyone to know that they are not alone. I am human. 

So are you. 

I wanted to talk about how I faltered in 2017 because it was one of the reasons why I was so depressive and suicidal. I wanted to talk it out by typing it out and letting the world read my thoughts. I wanted to show that I’m trying to recover by just writing my thoughts. I would have never guessed that I would inspire a few people in my close circle. I know I’m not a great writer, but I do enjoy writing my thoughts down and let my creativity play the game. I let my mind wonder in places that I would have never guessed...even though at night, I am terrified by my own mind. 

Breakups may suck, but it is not the end of the world. It’s the beginning of a new era. The outcomes from a breakup can be something so precious and wonderful that you start to think: “It was the best thing that could happen to me!” And I did see it that way eventually. I told my counselor back in October of 2017 that the breakup was the best thing that could happen to me. I had a job, I was finishing up my last semester of college and everything was falling into place. I was so happy with my life (and still am) because I was catching blessings here and there and I didn’t realize that I was winning every single time I was getting blessed. 

I came out winning in the end because I created a better version of myself. I found myself. I started loving myself. I was not defining myself by my mental health rather by who I am truly. I am loving, kind, extremely caring and a beating heart with a splash of romance. I am a romantic person in every way possible and I care about the world. I care about people on this site. I really do. When I comment or like one of their posts, that’s a way of me saying, “hey, great post and I care about you. I’m here for you if you need anything.” I’m honest (sometimes a little too honest) and creative. I have a tight relationship with my family. 

I didn’t have to jump into the dating scene to prove to the other party: “Hey look at me! I’m doing so much better without you! It’s your loss that you lost me!” Rather, I traveled more, I fell in love with more strangers and their faces took their place in my mind. I am using my camera as no other to take pictures of Mother Nature and fall in love with the skies when the sun peeks through and when the sun waves goodbye for the day. I jumped into once in a lifetime opportunities that changed me into the person that I am today. I have a stronger relationship with God because I wanted to restore my faith in him. 

Most importantly, when I love...my love runs deep as the ocean. It may seem never-ending but it is a love that you will rarely find. I never lost that fire and passion in my heart. I thought I did, but once I found myself, it came back. Roaring like the lion when he wakes up, I knew that the person that I was created to be came back. I am wiser yet a little bitter but a lot more sweeter when it comes to family and friends. My priorities no longer involve a relationship, rather more time with family and friends. Why? 

Relationships can wait. 

Family and friends come first. I changed my attitude to be more aware when someone has different intentions and I know I deserve better. I will not rest until I find someone who has the same values as me. I will not look nor beg...because I learned that the hard way. 

Breakups are wonderful, I must admit. A year and exactly a month later, I’m more happier and content with life. 

[u-flower-u-feast]

♡TAG CHAIN♡

i was tagged by @harry-did-that  who constantly challenges me with the toughest questions and scenarios lol!!! Thanks honey!!💖💖💖💖 

im tagging @harryzayn​, @heliosfleur​, @haesthete​, @luvinari​, @anotherblackharrie​, and anyone else who wants to (i just finished this and im exhausted and can’t think of anyone else lol!!)

Rules: answer the questions given to you by the tagger, write questions of your own, and tag people!

🌸The questions I was given🌸

1. when and how did you become a fan? give me all the details and feelings hit me with that nostalgia! Tbh I was one of those snooty hoes who hated wmyb and was like “If they’re saying what makes you beautiful is that you don’t know your beautiful....... Then what happens when you finally think you’re beautiful??? They probably wouldn’t think your beautiful anymore” laskjdlkajslkdja!! But after faking like I hated the song, this girl in my science class came up to me and was like *Slams down some random teen mag with the boys on the cover* “Pick one!!���......... And I was like “Uhhhhh..... No thanks??” and she just kept getting on my nerves about picking one, she eventually said if i picked one that she’d leave. So I looked............. and I said *pointing to harry and zayn* “Either him or him” and she had the nerve to be like “No!!! You cant have him (Zayn) he’s mine!”........ me:

and since that moment of childish, superficial, decision-making........ I’ve been a dead hoe 4 harry.

2. whats ur fave 1d moment/memory? I’m blanking all of a sudden alksjdlakjslkdj!!! All I can think of rn is when harry almost died on 1d day tryna pull that cute ass stunt

Pretty much..... 1d day in general laksjdlkajls!!!

(Me too harry lol) Harry looked so divine??? So yeah lol!! 1d day for sure

3. if you were to fight harry how would you go about it

Sis........... I’ve been dreaming about this. In a perfect scenario, we’d be friends already so he knows that i’m fighting him with love from the deepest, darkest, coldest, crevices of my heart. So, it’d have to be a time when we’re just hanging out somewhere, preferably in someones (preferably mine) apartment/house. We’d be watching queer eye or something gay, and discussing what from this seasons gucci line we’re gonna buy. When all of a sudden i’ll go in for a random, friendly hug, and he’ll accept...............................................................To his DEMISE!!! CAUSE I would bite his ear (not off, just to clarify lol!! Just a nip lol!!) and go straight for his neck and choke him out alskdjlksjldjka!! He’d probably start panicking, but at this point i’d tell him how long i’ve been waiting to do this, and that i’m doing this out of love............ nothing but pure love. So when he blacks out and wakes up laid out on the couch, with me placing a cold ice pack on his head, he’ll probably ask me what tf happened....... So i’ll tell him the truth, and tell him that he fainted and started convulsing and that i had to call 911 (or whatever the emergency # is wherever we are) and they told me what to do over the phone; and that by the time they got there he had settled down and was fine, but i needed to apply a cold press to his head where he fell and make sure he has solid food on his stomach.😇😇😇

4. so like, if we had 1d (ot4/ot5 idc) locked in a room and given them truth serum slkdnlksdnf sorry for this au but, what 3 questions would you ask them (feel free to do more than 3 its been almost 8 years full of lies so)

I’ll give you one for each year of lies aksljdlakjslkd!!

1- What the fuck were Zayn and Harry laughing about on 1d day?

2- What is each of their honest opinions on the others??

3- Crystabel Riley....... Thats all I’ll say on that..... But I want the truth lol!!

4- Why tf Zayn had the nerve to say that he and Harry never talked???

5- The Infinity video????

6- If they hadn’t known Zayn was gonna leave, who would they truly want to leave the band????? Or! If they could sacrifice one of the others for Zayn to stay, who would they sacrifice??????

7- Did Liam really think that Japan would be hotter cause its “near Australia”??????? (a waste of a question, but a question i need to ask for myself lol!!)

8- And because i’m nosy and would never ever ask any other time or under other circumstances; Out of all of the people they’ve been rumored to have been dating/dated, how many have they actually dated? and which ones??*Mainly this is for harry, but i’ll ask the others cause...... you know.....

5. tell me some of your fave people on here (treat ppl with kindness spread love n all that look at me being a proper Harrie™)

I have a couple of faves lol! I love @harryzayn she’s amaaaazingggggggg even tho she tries me on a daily basis alskjdlkajsldkj!! Oh!! And her moodboards (x) are spectacular, she’s legit the reason why I started doing moodboards (barely lol!! I’m lazy y’all, but she's not lol!!)

@haesthete She always has amazing hontent and is very sweet and kindddddd lol!! And is always (in my opinion) on the right side of henny serious harry drama

@luvinari is an absolute angel who blesses my dash with harry and ariana and others i can think of rn lol!! 

@bluehydrangeia She fills my dash with my mother lana del rey, harry, and aesthetic!! That and I never fail to get more literature knowledge from her lol!

Theres a lot more, but when I’m put on the spot i blank out lol!! If we’ve EVER talked, or interacted you’re probably on this list too lol!!

6. signature scent/ favorite perfume(s)?

I don’t really have a signature perfume, but I like to mix cherry and vanilla body sprays lol!! That! Or warm vanilla honey/toasted hazelnut from b&bw  

7. please tell me a random fact or story about you, give me that Exclusive knowledge

Ummmmm....... My *tries to remember while sitting down* right side of my hip is double jointed lol!! That and i entered 2 different kinds of writing contest and won both of them lol!! Ya gurl is actually good at writing believe it or not alskjdlakjs!!! Bonus! I’ve actually gotten too deep in my feels a couple times and wrote fics for @harryzayn to read lmaooo!!!

8. money, body issues, and all that shit aside, what would your dream fashion aesthetic be?

..........Rianne you hate me lol!! I have about 50 aslkdjalskjdl!! So I’ll give you a top 5!

1- Rocker Chic

2- Simplistic Minimalist

3- 70s Kween

4- Eclectic Bitch

5- Rich Business Hoe

(Bonus!)6- Flashy young rich trophy wife having a night out

9. would you rather have: the cut bits of carpool karaoke like the mcdonalds drive through, audio’s of all the 70 songs harry wrote (yes including baby honey), the infinity music video, the 900 hours of unseen this is us footage, harry’s dunkirk audition tape, a recording of that alleged hour long zarry phonecall when zayn left, or a copy of nialls folder full of unseen selfies with his boys. you kno what im nice you can have two

You are so fucking rude rianne alskjdlkajsjdalj!! I’m gonna go with...... All 70 of harry’s hidden ass songs. And............. *has mini existential crisis cause i can’t choose between the zarry phone call or the this is us footage* I’m gonna choose the this is us footage cause that would be a lot more positive *whispers: but if you want to be a super nice, cool, amazing, totally unique, game changing, never replicated friend........ You’d let me take the zarry call too lol!! *

10. whats something you’re proud of?

*Thinks hard for about 20 minutes.....* Umm I think im proud of the fact that, any musical instrument i’ve learned (3-4) i’ve taught myself??

11. something you regret?

Being too nice to people who didn’t deserve that from me.

12. what bothers you? here’s a chance to… go off

People who have literally no musical talent, but feel the need to go on mile long rants about musicians/artist they don’t like and try to simplify any musical or artistic process like making (GOOD) music is simple and easy.

On the other hand, musicians with absolutely no musicianship at all, who get by based on looks or a really weirdly strong fan base despite....their....lack........of talent??? (Bonus trash points if they’re also just really shitty people in general)

People who feel the need to bring up negative shit in the middle of anything happy. Like??? We could all be having a party over harry painting his nails black, and they could be like “Why tf is his nail polish chipped already??? He was probably picking at it cause the devil jeff made him do it” Like????? Shut tf up cindy (Also this is a made up scenario lol!!)

...... Pms?? The thought of having to pay bills?? Taxes??? The government???? The patriarchy??????

💖💕✨🌻 so here’s my questions🌻✨💕💖

1. There are two types of people in this world. What are the two types?

2. If you had to lock away 3 of ot5 in an underground cave, who would you lock away??

3. If you could have a never-ending candle that smelled like anything you wanted, what fragrance would you want it to be?

4. An interesting au question i just though of lol! You’re chilling at home, when all of a sudden you get a call from Harry. You answer it only to find out that he has you on a party line with the other boys. They’re all panicking cause they’re having different emergencies and they all need your singular help, but they’re all in different locations 20 minutes away from you. They’re all convinced you’re their best friend and that you’ll help them first. You can only help 3 and the other two have to figure their problem out on their own, or face the consequences. Who do you help first, and so on? (and yes the bottom 3 will be mad at you. The person in 2nd place will be disappointed but they’ll eventually get over it.)

5. Whats your favorite *insert ur fave 1d member here* look?

6. What would be the scariest monster you could imagine?

8. If your life was a book, what would it be titled?

6. Quick! You just won the lottery, what are the first 3 things you buy?

9. Would you rather have: True love, but live in less than ideal conditions. Or Be rich, but be married to someone you despised?

10. Whats something you’re proud of?

11. Three personality traits you hate?

12. What are you afraid people see when they look at you?

[aftgficlibrary]

Coffee Shop&Cafe

The smell of coffee and respecting boundaries. Love it.

Only Fools by KazBrekker_morelike_KazWrecker (E | 19,833 | 20/20)

A flower shop/coffee shop AU that no one asked for but appeared in my brain and had to get out. Neil never played Exy and never met the Foxes at PSU, but his story with his father remains the same. Neil doesn't like people much but neither does Andrew and everyone knows coffee brings people together

I'm Young and In Love by elenawrites (T | 1,942 | 1/1)

Allison's pining over the cute girl at the coffee shop. Dan finds it hilarious. Renee notices everything. For reneewalkerx for the tfcfemslashnet exchange, title from Lana Del Rey's 'Love'.

The Smell Of Honey by lilaliacs (T | 11, 601 | 4/4)

Martha's was a cozy little coffee shop that always smelled of honey, lilacs and something that couldn't be described as anything less than home. And that's what it was to Jeremy, who had spent his childhood sat on a stool at the tiny bar, coloring in the patterns of the menus, or watching his mother creating the most beautiful cakes and pastries that he had ever seen.

The place was filled with good memories and everyone who came in could sense the atmosphere of peace that seemed to fill the soft light falling in through lacy curtains at any time of day. In fact, multiple patrons had stated that they came in for exactly this, for a break from their everyday stress, to just grab a coffee and absorb whatever magic the smell of Martha's cakes emitted and it was something Jeremy's mother was very proud of. It was also something Jeremy was very proud of, and the reason for him to put his all in making the customers' time there worthwhile. He never thought that one day, doing that would be a challenge. (AU in which everything is the same only that Jeremy isnt captain of the trojans but works in his mom's coffeeshop instead)

I Want You To by minyrrds (T | 21,385 | 8/8)

The Foxhole was a hole in the wall, quite literally. It was painted a muted orange with a series of white paw marks trailing across the wall that glowed under the pale yellow lighting of the café, with a small curled up fox painted right up against the counter. The sign said open, and the lights were on (well some of them were), but there was not a soul else in the café. The chairs were still stacked on the tables, and the register appeared to be turned off. Neil checked his watch, it read 5:26, and he figured he would have to get moving soon to keep to his schedule (even though there was nothing that required him to keep that schedule), coffee cart coffee wasn’t terrible (only it was), and maybe Renee had messed up and meant to tell him a later time (even though he had gotten his hopes up for halfway decent coffee entering his life).

(A fake dating coffee shop au blend!)

Stayin' Up Til We See The Sun by minyrrds (T | 5,184 | 5/5)

It's hard, figuring out a relationship when neither Neil nor Andrew wants to deal with their own problems, but here they are, trying to figure things out anyway.

(a coffee shop, no-longer-fake-dating au!)

you are what you love, not who loves you by gaypeach (G | Incomplete | 1/?)

andrew doesn't even drink coffee. yet he finds himself at a coffee shop with the tackiest orange and white paint in the history of paint.

the neon signs read "the foxes' den" with a trail of pawprints flashing in a pattern that made it seem like they were walking away from whoever was reading the sign.

andrew debates between entering or ending his life right then and there.

(he opens the door anyways)

/Graphic Depictions Of Violence

to know a man by moonix (M | 47,928 | 8/8)

In which the Foxes all work at a coffee shop run by Wymack, Neil is their newest recruit with a dark past, Andrew is obvious, Neil is oblivious, and everyone ships it apart from Aaron, who just wants to study in peace. With guest appearance by a stuffed jellyfish called Josephine.

The Girl with the Dyed Tips by reecesronan (Not Rated | 2,821 | 1/1)

Allison works at a small coffee shop downtown and she has a crush on one of their regulars - the girl with the dyed tips.

Tastes Like Damnation by deathanddestruction (Not Rated | Incomplete | 8/?)

Kevin Day didn’t like his job at the local coffee shop. He didn’t particularly hate it either, but he could count the number of reasons why on one hand and still have extra fingers. One - the hours left him plenty of time for exy. Two - the discounts. Three - a certain customer named Andrew Minyard.

weight of it all by azneara (G | 2,534 | 1/1)

the first time Andrew meets Neil he is not Neil. he has black hair and his eyes are green and his name is lost to the rumble of chatter in the coffee shop.

the boy with the ever changing face and the boy with the face that never changes have nothing in common. except they do.

ink over flowers by stardusting (Not Rated | Incomplete | 1/?)

there's a flower shop opening up across the street and that shouldn't change anything. it really shouldn't, but maybe it does.

sky blue sky by jaylocked (T | 3,709 | 1/1)

Neil collects the cup a moment later, almost absently, as he thinks back to the nightmare that had started his day. He takes a sip, planning to turn away, and is almost assaulted by the sheer quantity of sugar in his drink. Who knew coffee could taste that sweet? It’s disgusting.

Neil looks back to Andrew, who is once more leveling a blank gaze at him, hazel eyes deeply unimpressed. Neil quirks an eyebrow, confused. It’s definitely not worth it to say anything. After all, it’s been engrained in him not to draw attention to himself, to order whatever is blandest and least interesting, to get in and out best he can.

He can feel the weight of Andrew’s gaze on his back as he leaves the cafe, but he tries to ignore it.

start a war by jaylocked (T | 3,213 | 1/1)

Andrew pretends that it’s out of spite that he pours a ridiculous amount of sugar into the drink. He pretends that he’s not disappointed at the lack of reaction when the boy merely raises an eyebrow at Andrew before leaving the shop. He pretends that he doesn’t think about the mystery boy later, trying to decode his careful movements and haunted eyes.

(He’s never been good at pretending, no matter how unreadable the rest of the world finds him.)

i would rather look at you (than all the portraits in the world) by BurningFairytales   (G | 1,814 | 1/1)

Jeremy smiles as he slides the cup closer to him and hands him the receipt. That smile, Jean notes distractedly, makes his eyes appear brighter.

(On the backside of that receipt, written in neat handwriting, is the word ‘Cariño.' )

Give It a Try or Give It Up by Anathennadevice  (G | 534 | 1/1)

Anonymous said: Neil and Allison being great friends?

Neil has so many BFFs, but Lord knows he needs them.

[inflagranteinnuendo]

Tag Game

cTagged by @writefasttalkevenfaster thanks Syeda!!

NAME: Christine a drunk ass Hun, as recorded by christine

GENDER: Christine- female Hun- I AM GIRL I SAID female

SIGN:  Christine- scorpio; Hun- PISCes THE FISH

HEIGHT: Christine- 5′ 3″ hella my tailor loves me tho I bring her business Hun- i am so tall i am forever iam takker than all the boys 5’10

MIDDLE NAME: Christine- it’s technically Christine. I’m a special ass snowflake (not really); Hun- Paige

PUT YOUR ITUNES ON SHUFFLE. WHAT ARE THE FIRST 6 SONGS THAT POPPED UP?:

Christine-

Often (Kygo Trap Remix), The Weeknd

You Get Me So High, The Neighbourhood

Gold, Chet Faker

One For the Road, Arctic Monkeys

Lovesick, BANKS

The Winter Soldier (CA:CW OST), Henry Jackman

Hun- (sober hun had to come back and do this one bc drunk hun couldn’t handle it)

All Time Low - Jon Bellion

Blue Velvet - Lana Del Rey

Breaking Free - High School Musical LMAO

Life Goes to a Party - Benny Goodman

Government Hooker - Lady Gaga

Hymn for a Sunday Evening - Bye Bye Birdie OBC

GRAB THE 📓 NEAREST TO YOU AND TURN TO PAGE 23. WHAT’S LINE 17?:

Christine - “Il faut souligner la disproportion considérable entre le poids des reins (300g, soit 0.5% du poids corporel) et la fraction du débit cardiaque qu’ils reçoivent, soit 20% ou 1000-1200mL/min (from Néphrologie et l’urologie, 3e édition)” i mean i did say i was studying nephrology. 

Hun- LMAOOOOOOO U THINN THERES BOOKS that’s my answer lollolo

EVER HAD A POEM OR SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU?:

Christine -yeah some french canadian kids made a rhyming poem with my name when I was in high school and screamed it at me when I was on the basketball court✌️

Hun- no :((((((( but my Spanish prof said he’d give me his book !!!! he writes poetry

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED AIR 🎸?:

Christine- about like. 3 years ago??

Hun- NEVER I PLAY THE REAL ONE I AINT NO POSER

WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH?:

Christine- nooo don’t do this to me i cannot ok fine this fine piece of dork Sebastian Stan ugh goddammitttt 

Hun- ummmmm i Love pete scallopini (christine: i have no idea who the fuck this is) (sober hun: thats what i call Peter Scanavino lmao)

WHAT’S A SOUND YOU HATE? 💛?:

Christine-

Hate: when a metal fork scrapes agains the ceramic. STOP THAT.

Love: Any of my loved ones’ voice. I don’t care if they’re reciting the Yellow Pages at me

Hun-

Hate: i hate spooks No sooons SPOONS on bowLS why are u so LOUD eatin cereal fuckin stOP

Love: i loveeeee good clarient best sound. Clarinet! that look wrong

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? HOW ABOUT ALIENS?:

Christine- Ghosts no, aliens yes 

Hun- YES THEY FUCKIN REAL

DO YOU DRIVE? IF SO HAVE YOU EVER CRASHED?:

Christine- nope and nope

Hun- yeeeee i do tengo un jeep named doddsy but i had a trcuk when i was baby driver and drunk driver hit me bc he wwasnt lit like me he was fukin lame (sober hun: yeah in all seriousness clearly i think alcohol is very fun but when i was 16 my first car was destroyed by a drunk driver swerving into my lane and it was horrifying so i’m out here to say please don’t drink and drive)

WHAT WAS THE LAST 📓 YOU READ?:

Christine- For school: Harrison’s Internal Medicine 19th edition Not for school: Better, by Atul Gawande

Hun-  skme book abt gamet heory game theory imma type good shhh esta bien (christine’s translation: some book about game theory)

DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF PETROL?:

Christine- no i do not like the smell of the decayed remains of dinosaurs and other prehistoric organic matter processed by mankind

Hun- what’s Petrol???

WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW?:

Christine- Wonder Woman.

Hun- The murder on the train thjng it was boring i sw that moivie (probably Murder on Orient Express 2017)

WHAT’S THE WORST INJURY YOU’VE EVER HAD?:

Christine- Tied between toe injury due to unbroken pointe shoes and ilio-tibial band syndrome from running unidirectionally on the track

Hun- Sprained wrist (sober hun: im an idiot when im drunk i sprained my wrist when i was like 3 - when i was in high school i pinched my sciatic nerve and went to physical therapy for 2 years- i literally just forgot)

DO YOU HAVE ANY OBSESSIONS RIGHT NOW?

Christine- (in no particular order) matching to a surgical residency (don’t even ughhh it’s the biggest stress of my entire life right now and clerkship is next year), USMLE step 1 for potential fellowship in the US (why’d you ever come up with this licensing exam crap, americans, why???), Suits, SVU, writing for this blog, and also why are these ST elevations on the ECG not in a coronary territory????

Hun- lmaoooooo i really Love tequila rn does that count????

DO YOU TEND TO HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST ANYONE WHOSE DONE YOU WRONG?:

Christine- depends what kind of wrong. If it’s a blunder and they apologize, no. But if results from some pattern of cognition or behaviour that is fundamental to that person and they’re not willing to reflect on what they’ve done wrong, then move bitch get out the way

Hun- no I’m fuckin cool af be mi frienddddd

IN A RELATIONSHIP?:

Christine- out of one 

Hun- NO I AM  N O T BC N OONE GETS THAT IN THE FUCKIN COOLEST IM THE BEDT EVER DATE ME

Tagging: @barbabangme, @dreila03