#if i had a nickel for each time i obsessed over that kind of character i’d have two nickels

[ineedaconfessional]

“Okay. If you say so.”

[murswrites]

Fluff Alphabet ⎯ Harry Bingham

Character/Celeb: Harry Bingham Fandom: The Society MASTERLIST Request from anon: Hello! Can I please request fluff alphabet with Harry Bingham please? Thank you 😌

A/N Yes, he’s a dick in the show but he’s hot shut up. Also this headcanon is sorta in-between the whole thing where it’s just the teenagers and then the real world.

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

Everyone thinks Harry finds the “standard of beauty” to be the deciding factor (plus status) in who he likes, but deep down he enjoys someone who makes him feel safe.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

He’s never really thought about it and I’m sure even then, he’s not interested in having kids. I’m sure he’s worried about screwing up like his parents did.

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

Just laying/sitting beside each other is usually how it goes. But Harry enjoys holding you whenever you spend the night.

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

Harry’s a certified show-off, so before the field trip he’s definitely taking you out to expensive restaurants and on joy rides in one of his cars. But after everyone is stuck in New West Ham, your dates are far simpler. Usually just sitting under a tree during free time eating together or watching a movie on his projector at home.

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

“You are my... favorite person.”

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

He doesn’t like feeling he owes someone something so he honestly doesn’t really realize the feeling of being “indebted” to you was... in fact loving you.

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

Despite popular belief, Harry is very gentle. He may be a dick to the whole world but with you, he’s kind and genuine. May it be with his words or how he hugs you.

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

I feel like the gif above sort of explains it, he’s rather feel your wrist that your hand because (and don’t tell anyone) Harry has clammy hands all the time. It grosses him out and he’s afraid it does the same to you.

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

He kind of thinks everyone who isn’t rich isn’t worth his time so honestly? Uh, Harry thought you were boring and not worth his time. Sorry, it’s not cute, I know.

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

Yes, Harry is that kid that would hog all of his toys on a play date because they’re his. It’s a little toxic how he reacts to certain situations but I’m sure he’d try to work on it if you asked.

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

You initiated the first kiss. Harry a bad kisser when you first meet him, he’s only ever kissed like he’s seen in the movies and everyone who had been with him up until that point never said a word. So when you tell him “hey this kinda sucks”, he’s very confused. But you teach him how to kiss you in a way that works and he’s a quick learner.

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

You do, I feel like Harry is scared to trust someone completely so he probably holds back on saying that he loves you. But once you say it, he seems to be more comfortable doing so.

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?)

Junior prom, definitely. It may have been chaotic and technically boring but you made it fun for Harry. You two danced the night away. Maybe Harry loves the memory more now since senior prom was a bust... he doesn’t really know.

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

Before the field trip, he would have bought you extravagant gifts and beautiful things. But after? Harry would probably feel ashamed that he couldn’t give you all and more since he’s been taught that material things = how much you love a person. It would be hard for him to unlearn this.

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

I think it would be a warm light pink, it’s soft and soothing. It makes him feel safe.

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

He’s honestly basic, so things like “babe”, “baby” or an ugly nickname he chose to make you “angry” with. (ex: gremlin)

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

Gardening, when he was younger his mother and him would plant flowers together. Harry hasn’t done it in years but he has fond memories of it.

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

Watch movies, order takeout. After the field trip it’s pretty much the same minus takeout.

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

One word (kind of). A game of fugitive. He is weirdly obsessed with this game, but it brings together his favorite things. Fast cars and telling people what to do. (aka having control)

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

Around others, he’s a bit of a meathead with no emotions. But with you he tends to actually open up a bit.

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

Long and fast car rides with the hood down. It’s weird how adrenaline helps Harry calm down.

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

Literally everything, Harry will always be a rich kid at heart so it’s honestly in his nature to show off when he can. But despite how he acts, he’s not too proud of himself since his parents never really said they were.

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

Harry wouldn’t make it over the top (surprisingly), it would probably be during a picnic or a movie and he’d pull out the box like “here” and then ask.

X = Xylophone (What’s their song?)

Indigo Night - Tamino

Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

Sometimes, but he knows his parents are on the rocks so it makes him nervous.

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

I have a sneaking suspicion he’s allergic to like every animal on the planet. But I think he’d get a short hair cat. Probably the standard brown tabby.

[theofficialcunt]

Simplicité - Chapter 2 {Biadore}

This is a shorter chapter at 2.1k words, but it leads up to a beefy chapter 3 so be patient with me! I am sincerely sorry to any Courtney fans, because she is definitley written out of character in these first few chapters. I love her dearly so please don’t come for me. 😭 No TW’s other then extreme constructive crit. Enjoy!! 💕

The next day, Adore woke up frazzled from her 6:30 alarm. She had rushed to do her hair, trying to impress Bianca with an intricate french braid and heavy eye makeup. She chose to wear her best outfit for her first day: a black blazer, white tank top, and sequin black bodycon skirt. She paired it with black knee high boots, and black nylons. She pulled the tights up so high that they were sitting above her belly button, because she had to hide the many holes she had made in them over the years.

She stepped out of her room meekly, looking for Bianca. She found her sitting in the large grey tufted chair in the living room, legs crossed and makeup done immaculately. She wore false lashes, glittery silver eyeshadow, and dark blood red lipstick. Her red hair was slicked back in a half up- half down style, and she had classy suede pumps on with her sleek black knee length dress.

Adore would be lying if she said she hadn’t let her eyes linger over the way the fabric draped across her body, accentuating all of her curves. Her lips were drawn so perfectly, it made her attempt at makeup look juvenile at best. Adore didn’t even know how to put on false eyelashes, let alone style her hair so beautifully.

Bianca was gorgeous, and Adore wished she could look even half as good as she did. She crossed her arms uncomfortably as Bianca scanned her outfit, her face not changing as she studied her.

Bianca, was mortified to say the least.

Adore walked out looking like a punk rock princess, not a salon owner’s personal assistant. She clearly made an effort, which she appreciated - but Adore was not on the same level as the other girls. She needed to be brought up to speed immediately.

Her hair was tied up in a messy french braid, flyaways spewing around her face. Her ends were split, her tank top a worn faded ivory instead of a crisp white, and it appeared that her tights were old and tattered with holes. She didn’t understand the choice of shoes either, nose scrunching as she noticed the black leather boots.

“What do you think?” Adore asked, spinning around obliviously for Bianca. Bianca gulped, not a fan of crushing a young soul - especially on her first day of work.

But some things needed to be said.

“Yeah, that’s not going to work.” Bianca stared, letting her eyes scan the outfit fully. “First of all, there are holes everywhere. Secondly, you cannot pair a $2 tank top from Forever 21 with a what - $20 skirt?”

Adore’s heart sank as she listened to Bianca pick her outfit apart. She had literally wore her best outfit for her first day, if Bianca didn’t like this - she wasn’t going to like the rest of her wardrobe either.

“I’m sorry. This is all I have.” Adore mumbled sadly, avoiding eye contact. Her eyes burned with the threat of tears.

Bianca frowned at the girl. She obviously didn’t realize what kind of dress code she was supposed to be following. This was her first job after all, she obviously didn’t have the money to go shopping for nicer clothes. She really felt sorry for her, but she needed to know that what she was wearing was not okay.

“Very well.” Bianca nodded trying not to upset the girl further. “It will have to do. Let’s go. Bring your notepad.”

Bianca had an idea but it would have to wait.

———-

After an uncomfortably silent car ride, the two finally made it to Simplicité. Just as Adore thought, the salon and spa was breathtaking. A giant crystal chandelier hung dramatically in the entry way, casting a soft light across the room. They walked into the lobby area, where a silver mirrored desk sat in the middle with an Apple computer on top. A modern rose gold wireless phone sat on its charging dock, ringing off of the hook as they settled in.

“Courtney, can you get that?” Bianca called. A tall blonde beauty, emerged from the stylist area, where a metal partition divided the area from the lobby.

“Sure. Nothing like a slow day to-” Courtney stopped in her tracks, eyes widening. “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you had a client.”

“This isn’t a client.” Bianca said matter of factly. “This is my new personal assistant and makeup apprentice. Adore, meet Courtney.”

Courtney was beautiful, she had shoulder length golden blonde hair with a modelesque figure. She was dressed in a sparkly black tank top, with a satin pencil skirt, black satin blazer, and strappy black heels. She looked like she walked straight off of the cover of Vogue magazine.

“Apologies.” Courtney smiled, shaking Adore’s hand. “I just assumed you were a client from the way your hair looks.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Adore asked puzzled.

Bianca glared at her as Courtney snorted, picking up the phone and answering it cheerfully as she ignored the younger girl. Adore suddenly felt self conscious, as she felt her long red mermaid hair through her braid. Was it too dry? Too red?

“Don’t mind her. She’s just a cunt.” A tall black man came out from the shampoo area, eyeing Adore curiously. “I’m Bob. She didn’t like me much either at first, but that’s just Courtney.”

The fact that she needed a disclaimer was enough for Adore to be put off by her. She happily shook Bob’s hand, smiling at the effort of polite comradery. He wore a black fedora, black slacks, and a black blazer with a white tank top.

“Well said Bob.” Bianca snorted. “I’m going to show Adore the rest of the salon and spa, and then we’ll come back up for training. You remember what I talked about last night right Bob?” Bianca challenged.

“Yup.” Bob’s eyes drifted over to Adore for a second before meeting Bianca’s. “I’ll be ready for you two when you’re done.”

Bianca led the way towards the shampoo area, where luxurious white leather chairs that were long enough to lay on like beds - sat under three brushed nickel sinks. The floor was a beautiful sparkly white quartz, spread all throughout the lobby, and transitioned to white hardwood in the stylist area. A small hallway led to the two massage rooms that they had, and a flight of stairs led to a fully redone basement. There were 4 nail stations, 4 pedicure stations, a couples massage room and Bianca’s office. A petite blonde was sitting down there by herself, painting the nail displays with different designs.

“Farrah, this is my new assistant and makeup apprentice Adore.” Bianca smiled. Farrah looked up from her work, her platinum blonde hair framing her round youthful face. She was practically trembling with excitement as she gazed up at Adore.

“Hi! Oh my gosh finally, someone around my age! I always feel so young around these guys. I love your hair color!” Farrah exclaimed excitedly, shaking Adore’s hand.

Adore’s eyes widened at how beautiful she was. She wore an excessive amount of highlighter, but she made it work with her neutral eyeshadow and nude lips. She had platinum blonde hair down to her shoulders, but it was shiny instead of dull and brittle like Adore usually saw on other girls. She was even prettier then Courtney, but was much bubblier than her new older coworker.

“Nice to meet you man. And thanks!” Adore grinned, throwing her long red braid over her shoulder. Farrah bit her lip, scanning Adore’s body before turning away to pick out another nail color.

This place was definitely testing her.. There were so many hot girls here. She was in the midwest now though, and she had no idea if any of these girls were gay either. Sure women will check each other out every now and then, but Farrah’s eyes seemed to linger a bit longer then normal. She decided not to read into it too much.

Adore had only had one relationship back home, and it had ended pretty quickly - due to Adore not wanting to put out right away. But she knew from the time that she was 5 years old that she was gay. She was obsessed with staring at women in magazines, and letting her eyes linger on other women much longer than normal. She could see herself getting with any of these women, they were all beautiful.

“We have to go back upstairs for training, if you’d like you can come up with us.” Bianca cleared her throat uncomfortably. .

“Training? I thought you were giving Adore a makeover?” Farrah asked confused.

Adore’s eyes widened in shock as she looked at Bianca accusingly. She didn’t mention anything about a makeover.

“God damnit Farrah.” Bianca cursed exasperated. “Don’t you know how to fucking keep your pretty mouth shut for one second?”

Farrah’s lip trembled as she looked back down at her nails. She didn’t mean to mess this up for Adore, and now she felt like she ruined the whole day. She hated it when Bianca yelled at her.

“I’m sorry Bianca.” Farrah sniffled, wiping her nose.

“Oh for fucks sake, please don’t start crying again.” Bianca rolled her eyes annoyed. “C’mon Adore.”

Adore shot Farrah a sympathetic look before following Bianca back up the stairs to the stylists floor. Bianca was…harsh to say the least. She definitely didn’t want to get on her bad side.

“Bob, Courtney - are you ready?” Bianca called as they walked into the stylist room. Adore sat down at what appeared to be Bob’s station and stared at her reflection in the mirror. She was nervous now, unsure of what exactly they were going to do to her. She felt sick.

She was about to become a completely different person, she could feel it. She grabbed a piece of her vibrant red hair and sighed, knowing that this was all necessary. She began untying the braid, slowly allowing her true hair to be revealed. Adore had a lot of hair, and it had been the same color for 5 years now. But she knew she needed a change. She needed to be thrown out of her comfort zone, that was the only way she would become successful.

Bob appeared seemingly out of thin air, watching the girl fuss with her hair sadly.

“The color is beautiful, but I know just by looking at it that you destroyed the integrity of your hair.” Bob muttered. “Do you have the color ready Bianca?”

They were already mixing color? They sure moved fast.

“I don’t get a say in what color my hair is going to be?” Adore complained annoyed. This was her hair for fucks sake. She didn’t want to just give up all control of her appearance.

“You’ve had enough of a say don’t you think?” Courtney muttered, wheeling a drawer full of makeup and supplies over to Adore. She disgustedly moved a piece of hair from out of her face, muttering “God, it’s so dry.”

“Kinda like your vagina.” Bianca snapped, holding a bottle of color, a brush, and a spray bottle. “Leave my assistant alone. It’s not her fault that she’s pretty too.”Her hands were covered by gloves, and she wore an apron to protect her clothes from the mystery color.

Bianca thought she was pretty? That pleased her, especially since Courtney was one of the most beautiful woman she had ever seen. The fact that Bianca thought she could even compare was a huge compliment. Her cheeks flushed as she looked down at her feet, absorbing the compliment.

Courtney rolled her eyes at Bianca playfully as she groomed Adore’s brows with an eyebrow brush.

“So do I get a say in any of this or what?” Adore muttered.

“Calm down, Beyoncé. You’re sitting in the best salon in Chicago, with the best makeup artists and hairstylists in the entire midwestern region.” Bianca chuckled as she grabbed a piece of Adore’s hair. “Delano, what the fuck happened to your hair? Did you soak it in bleach for 48 hours?!”

Adore’s hair was dry, coarse, and full of knots. Bianca huffed, grabbing her brush and began running it through the long mane of hair.

“I used box dye.” Adore finally said, head tilting back as Bianca brushed through her hair roughly.

“No more of that shit.” Bianca said sternly, staring at her in the mirror. “We’re gonna trim the ends, and then I’m applying a glaze to condition your hair while it colors.”

Adore nodded in agreement.

“Trust me. Your hair is going to look amazing when I’m done with it. You’re in good hands.” Bianca murmured, letting her hand linger on her shoulder as she comforted her.

Adore smiled weakly, seriously hoping she was right.

[aqua-lien]

5000 Question Survey - Part 5

401. Some say that high school is the best time of your life. Was that true for you? So far, I would say that it was for the most part. 402. What do you find yourself encouraging others to try? I always encourage people to look at their birth charts or get a tarot reading lol. 403. Which is better: Mel Brooks or Woody Allen? Mel Brooks. 404. When was the last time you were up all night? I can’t remember. 405. __ is life. The rest is just details. Fill in the blank. Ball 406. Are people too complex and different to be categorized? Not necessarily. The deeper you look into a person, yes. But there are reasons why demographic surveys categorize people in specific ways. 407. Is it good to have pride in your own race or does that separate people from each other because it makes them think of everyone else as 'outsiders'? I think it’s incredibly important to recognize & take pride in one’s own diversity in one way or another. It’s much more important for people of color, not so important for white people. 408. What fictional story would you like to live through? The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster. 409. Are cats or dogs smarter? Cats for usre. 410. Have you ever guessed someone's password and broken into their diary? No. 411. What teacher, if any, has affected you the most in your life? My Injury Prevention & Control professor because she offered me my first research assistant position. 412. Are you more easily bored or excited? More easily excited, I don’t get bored easily. 413. What's the bravest or most daring thing you have ever done? I don’t remember. I don’t make a lot of daring or valiant decisions. 414. "What's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?" (- Adam Ant) To exercise power. 415. If your man or woman served you breakfast in bed as a treat what would you want? Waffles. 416. What do you do only when you are upset? Have a mental breakdown. 417. What's the oddest CD in your collection? I don’t own any CDs. 418. What's the best diary name you ever saw? ???? 419. What would your friends be surprised to learn about you? I can only cross one eye. 420. Who owes you an apology? LOL my ex boyfriend. 421. Who deserves an apology from you? The list of people I’ve ghosted. 422. How would you like to treat your kids differently from the way your parents treated you? I don’t want children. But I would make it more okay for them to cry & would respect their emotions more. 423. Which do you like best: 60's, 70's or 80's fashion? 60s makeup, 70s fashion. 424. What is the worst pick up line ever used on you? “Hey Victoria, what’s your secret?” 425. Of the following, which word best describes you: inventive, kinetic (energetic), light-hearted, mature Mature. 426. Do you own a record player? No. Do you use it? Don’t own one. 427. How easily do you make friends? Not easily at all. 428. What is the difference between having character and being a character? Having character is more reflective of who you are as a person. Being a character is being someone else. 429. Are there any animals you flat out refuse to touch? Probably ones that have poisonous skin, like poisoned dart frogs. 430. Do you care about your weight? Not really. I have a set weight at which my body runs comfortably, & I can usually tell when I need to gain or lose some weight. 431. Did you/will you go to the prom? I went to both junior & senior prom. 432. Have you ever wanted to date twins? No. 433. What one thing would you change about high school if you could? That they hyped up dual-enrollment more than APs. 434. If you came with a warning label, what would it say? WARNING: Will sass if provoked. 435. Are you artistic and creative? Kind of. I’m working on it. 436. What were you (probably) doing on this date last year? Working. 437. What are you obsessed with? As of recently, Doja Cat omg. 438. What was the last compliment you received? “I like your backpack.” Today. 439. Do you have any brothers or sisters? Yes, two younger brothers. One is 15, one is 18. 440. Who would you like to be alone with right now? My crush lol 441. Do you push people away when you really want them to come closer? Yes but I’m working on it. 442. Is a prenuptial agreement necessary or does it take the romance and trust out of marriage? A prenup is ALWAYS necessary. People can lie & double-cross you at any point. 443. Do you lie your way out of things? No. I always tell the truth, & I don’t normally put myself in situations in which I would have to lie. 444. Are you better at talking or listening? Both. 445. What will only happen to you once in this lifetime? Death. 446. Know of any conspiracy theories you think might be credible? Avril Lavigne died & was replaced by her body double. 447. What are the most beautiful words that have ever been spoken to you? “You have such a beautiful soul.” 448. If it were legal would you own a human slave (race unimportant)? Absolutely not. 449. Have you ever read your own writing at a poetry reading? No. 450. What is one simple thing that gives you the happy shivers? Music. 451. What do you do for exercise? I walk to and from class every day (about 2 miles each way). I also do yoga & meditate. 452. Would you rather have a strict teacher with a sense of humor or a lenient teacher that doesn't teach? Strict teacher with a sense of humor. 453. If you ever have a baby what might you want to name it? If it’s a boy, Gabriel. If it’s a girl, Venus or Memphis. 454. If you won free tickets to a concert from a radio show and had to choose between Inxs, Poison, Blondie and Moby, which would you choose? Poison. 455. Are you a good cook? Yes. 456. Do you prefer when things come with no assembly required, even if they are a bit more expensive? No, I like putting things together. 457. Start a sentence with the words: what if What if we kissed on top of the neighborhood power box. 458. Are you more spontaneous and unpredictable or loyal and routine? Loyal & routine. 459. What is the highest number you can count to in your head? Idk, definitely over 100. 460. How do you go about losing weight? I just eat a little cleaner & healthier & drink more water. 461. Do you have street smarts? Some, yes. 462. Do you have a lot of common sense? Yes. 463. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream? Strawberry. 464. What's your favorite movie that involves dancing? High School Musical. 465. Would you ever want to become a guest on a talk show? If yes what would the show's theme be? Yes. Just throw me on The Eric Andre Show. 466. Do you like the way you look naked? Yes, I’m hot. 467. Have you ever dissected an animal? Yes, a fetal pig, a rat, a frog, & a cow eye. 468. Who do you know who is brilliant? Me. 469. Who do you know who is dull? My grandmother. 470. Do you ever think about time travel? Sometimes. 471. What is one interesting fact you know? The number of people who die every year from coconuts falling on their heads in Asia alone is greater than the number of people worldwide that die from shark attacks. 472. Do you talk to yourself? All the time. Do you talk to your pets? Yes. 473. Do you believe that humankind has a future in space (will we live there someday)? Yes. 474. Would you rather wear clothes that you don’t mind getting dirty or more delicate outfits? More casual clothes. 475. How do you 'live life to the fullest'? I try to do things that make me happy without worrying so much about what other people think. 476. Are you sloppy or a neat freak? Kind of both. I have my moments. 477. Would you rather have a trunk full of nickels or half a trunk full of dimes? Half a trunk full of dimes, it would weigh less & equal the same amount. 478. What is the worst mistake you've ever made? Dating my first boyfriend. 479. Are you in good health? Yes. 480. Are you patriotic? No. Let's play fact or crap. Is it a fact? Or is it crap? 481. The greenhouse effect is bad for your health. Not directly, but fact. 482. There are about as many molecules of air in one breath as there are hairs on your head. Crap. 483. The Miss America pageant started out as a contest in which people decorated wheelchairs and one chair was judged the prettiest. Crap. 484. To remove a tattoo a physician can place a small balloon under the skin, which is inflated so that the tattooed skin gradually stretches. Then they cut the stretched skin away. Crap. 485. Cockfighting is a sexual sport. Crap. 486. It is the warmest time of the day during the hour that the sun is the highest in the sky. Fact. 487. Certain scientists specialize in studying cow farts. Fact. 488. The brilliant colors (reds, oranges, yellows) across the sky that we get from sunsets are caused mainly by pollution. Fact. 489. In Grimm's original fairy tale, Rapunzel is pregnant. Crap. 490. Dracula was the first movie about a vampire. Crap. 491. The inventors of Corn Flakes, the Kellogg brothers, ran a school for delinquent youth. Fact. 492. "Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo. Fact. 493. Sir Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Fact. 494. The Earl of Sandwich invented the Sandwich. Fact. 495. Some Chinese alchemists were trying to invent an immortality medicine and accidentally invented gunpowder instead. Fact. 496. The human body is made of about 99% water. Crap. 497. Bubble gum contains rubber. Fact. 498 This survey to the zero power = 0. Crap. 499. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Fact. 500. There are 86401 seconds in day. Fact,