#if i get those two I'll be the happiest person on earth

[fmhobeus]

so, nerdy loser college boy choso *sighs* *opens legs*

a/n: just so you know, this man is gonna make you do all the hard work for a piece of that loser boy dick 😮‍💨 so... um so at some point around 2000 words in i realised this is way more than a hc post :3 eat it up if you will!

nerdy!choso who borderline has no friends except his gaming buddies who doesnt meet irl like ever. he doesnt like going to classes, especially this one. he doesnt need it but it's a requirement for all first years. and boy is glad it is when he sees you come in.

nerdy!choso who only listens to discussions when you're talking. suddenly he needs to put down his headphones and nod at every word you're saying. his eyes follow every gesture of your hand, every sway of your ass, every single time you fix your hair.

nerdy!choso who is starting to get a bit enamored with you, your style, your way of speaking. he loses track of time gawking at you in class from the last benches as you prettily do all the work in the class. he hates how beautifully your hair falls on your face, how nicely your clothes fit you despite being pretty modest for college. he hates how he can see the silhouette of your tits when you turn to the side. but he's too much of a gentleman to keep looking.

nerdy!choso who ends a game early when he remembers you, lying and saying that he had promised someone to meet them somewhere. the place is his bathroom and the person was you. god, you really shouldn't wear those tight jeans to class y'know? how will he continue to be a gentleman if you do?

nerdy!choso who despises groupwork but prays to dear god this class has some reason to pair you two together. he's getting so desperate to talk to you knowing damn well he too pussy to do it on his own. and the lord answers his prayers, the teacher assigns groups of three for a presentation. it's you, him and some slacking trust fund baby.

nerdy!choso who is about to combust and have a full blown panic attack when he sees you approach him after class with that smile on your face that would make the angels swoon. you're going on about distributing the work equally and what not while he is trying his fucking hardest to not accidently make eye contact with you and piss his pants : (

nerdy!choso who now has your name, your number and your email and he feels like the happiest man on earth. his hands are literally shaking as he responds to your request to call. he's overthinking every word he types.

choso: yeah i can do wednesday. choso: i'll be okay with whatever day you want.

nerdy!choso who hops on video call and short circuits with a view of you in an oversized band tee and a brief view of your room. why did you have to be this pretty? why did you have to video call him when you couldve done the work on text? why did you have to put your hair up like that? why oh why did you have you say "choso? hey, you there?" so seductively to bring him back to the present?

nerdy!choso who gets like no work done in a 30 minute call which felt like three hours. he knew he would hardly be paying attention so decided to record the call with your consent, saying he'd need the notes you were typing out on screen only to play it back and stroke his dick to you for what might've have been the twentieth time this week. his strokes only getting faster as you say his name in that voice he imagines sounds way better moaning and screaming it instead.

nerdy!choso who, after the presentation, is on greeting terms with you when he sees you studying in the library. he sits as far away from you as he can while still being able to see you. occupying the coziest corner of the library to stare at you study right when you come up to him.

"can i join you, choso? i'm all alone and your space seems comfy" you say with a smile, "of course, i dont mean to disturb you, is saw you were on your own too, so..."

uh oh, uh oh, uh oh. god no. please no. please dont say yes. please dont be staring at her like some dumb idiot (too late) please.

"uh... yeah sure why not?" he awkwardly says as he makes room for you to keep your things. he was such an idiot for thinking he could say no to your pretty face in the first place.

nerdy!choso who is absolutely drunk on your scent. it feels way better than any alcohol he's ever had. he feels like an animal in heat when he smells your sugary perfume mixed with the styrofoam-y air conditioned smell of the library. you're gonna kill him, yknow? how is he supposed to respond to this? what is one to do when their stupid college crush sits next to them? he gives you a half smile before furiously typing away on reddit, the only place with answers for losers like him.

nerdy!choso whose hands. oh his hands. (can be i a big whore for a second?) his long hands that feel like they're the size of your face. his kempt, beautiful and trimmed nails. his lengthy fingers that seem to yearn for something more to foddle with than just the keyboard or controller. he typed as such an insane pace it made your pussy ache. he was going so fast, jesus. those hands were meant to do more than just ask "how to talk to girls" on reddit.

nerdy!choso who (on the advice of reddit) asks if you would want him to order something for you. you tell you had a frappuccino not too long ago and that it was quite sweet and filling. and he hates himself for thinking that he could give you something much sweeter and filling than that like a horny fourteen year old.

nerdy!choso who is now determined to not come off as a creep so he does his work with the focus of four adderalls. he is typing as fast as his heartbeat, not realising he got two classes worth of work done in just an hour. he looks over at you, blissfully unaware of the absolute war in his mind.

nerdy!choso who feels as though if he doesn't muster up the courage to ask you out right then and there, he'll probably be the biggest loser on the planet. (as if he wasn't already)

nerdy! pathetic! choso who stutters a million times and barely gets the job done then too. his eyes are scanning your entire being (trying his best to not gawk at your tits) for any sign of discomfort.

"so- uhh so ummm... wo-would you, like, uh... like to do this again? sometime?... i got a.. a lot of work done today, so.."

oh heavens, the sheer nervousness in his tone makes you want to pull his pants down and show him how to really get work done.

you agree with a smile, even suggesting a better, more ambient (more romantic) cafe to study in. choso's heart is about to burst and flood the fucking library with his blood the way it is beating at an alarming rate.

"umm yeah uh 5 sounds... awesome... i hope it isn't a-a bother to you?" "no way, choso. i loved today," you offer him a smile as you gather your things, "i really like your hair, by the way" "i like your hair too, y-y-you smell very nice", he gulps.

fuck. why did he say that? what? you smell nice? who says that? is he like ten? you can't help but giggle at the sheer embarassment on his face.

he feels as though he's gonna melt into a puddle and turn to stone and throw up all at the same time.

nerdy!choso who is the most stupidly hot guy you've ever met, you think as you go giggling back to your dorm. mental note: pick a skimpy outfit for 5pm ;)

[harus-simp]

R.I.C.H

-Ricky x reader-

Warning:none

Requested: Helloo! can you maybe write smthn about rickyy, like ricky buying almost anything for his s/o like expensive thingss ykyk (@wtfhyuck)

Author's note: Hi anon, I made a little drabble because I didn't know if you wanted headcanons so i hope you are fine with that

Anyways thanks for your request, enjoy it <3

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Young and rich, tall and handsome, charisma boss baby ricky goes into action again because he can't help but buy you the whole world <3

"Ricky, baby, you can't just buy me everything I lay my eyes on!"

"I can and I will"he said leaning in and giving you a short peck while he chuckled

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Yeah ricky had done it again, he had bought something for you for the 5th time that week. It was not that you didn't appreciate it, because you truly did, but you didn't like when he spend that much money on you.

So here you were on the door of your apartment as the bell had rung suddenly. To say you were confused was an understatement, you weren't waiting for anyone right?

As you got closer and opened the door revealing ricky with your favourite flowers your heart skipped a beat, smiling shyly at your boyfriend that was staring at you with the sweetest smile ever.

"Just a little something for my baby"he said as he entered inside.

However what you noticed is that he had something else that he was hiding on his back.

"Uhm, babe what is that?"you asked pointing at the little box he held in his hands.

"Oh, you'll see"

Yeah that sounded a little bit suspicious in your opinion.

As he gave it to you and you opened the little box it revealed a delicate and precious gold necklace with two letters hanging ever so gently. And I am not judge but just by looking at it you could tell that it was not the cheapest thing...

"Ricky, you didn't have to"you whined

"Of course I had to, you are really special to me y/n"

Blushing by his comment and hitting lightly his chest you answered back: "i know that, but there are plenty other ways of showing it idiot"

But actually this was kinda more special to him indeed because he hadn't just bought it for you, he had the time and the dedication to order a custom made gift for you. But you didn't know that yet, so curiosity getting the best out of you led you to ask him another question.

"But why are the initials S and Q? Those aren't my initials" (if they are let's just pretend they aren't for the plot to continue ahahshs)

"But they're mine, so you can always have me by your side" (yeah from shen quanrui if you are wondering)

And that's when you felt a literal festival of emotions exploding on your stomach, you had never seen this side of ricky. I mean the one where he spoiled you yes, but not this kind of more personal and close to his heart one, he almost felt kind of vulnerable and unprotected here but everything he did came from deep inside his heart so he hoped you treasured his efforts.

The blush on your cheeks gave away the state you were at right now, and your eyes full of love did too.

"You can't just go there doing that to me y'know?"

"Doing what?"he smiled giggling at your behaviour

"Spoiling me that much, I feel bad. But this one was really cute of you to do, thank you"

"You don't have to feel bad love, that's just my way of expressing my love, I do this because all these little details remind me of you"

"That's kinda cheesy..., but I'll take it"

He then grabbed the necklace and helped you to put it around your neck positioning himself behind you while you held your hair high to make it easier for him. After he finished, he pressed a small kiss on the back of your neck lovingly and made you twirl to see how it fitted you perfectly.

That literally made him fall in love all over again,making him the happiest person on earth.

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Now looking back at the first time he gifted you something,you probably wouldn't have guessed how much he would spoil you in the future, but if he truly wanted to be like that you would accept it BUT drawing the line of course, because we all know this man would most definitely buy you the moon and all the stars if he was capable of so. He is really whipped for you.

"Now that that issue is covered, you remembered the bag you liked the other day and that it wasn't on stock?"

"Ricky don't tell me-"

"Yeah, it should be here by tomorrow"

"Ricky, you can't just buy me everything I lay my eyes on!"

Yeah, you should definitely work on the drawing a line part from now on...

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[ikezou]

FOREVER YOUNG

TW: SH, CURSE WORDS,SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND SUICIDE

best to read in dark mode

" 13.. 14... 15.. 16" I count my newly made cuts one by one on my left arm. Every cut I touch, every cut I run my fingers up and down on, gives me a mixture of pain and sadness. Every scars of mine were done differently; One, created with love, the other created with all the pain I've bottled up inside me, and the last, created with mixed envy and jealousy. Despite their differences, all of them compliment each other, if one goes missing it would look empty and incomplete.

"18.. 19.. aaandd.. 20!" A celebratory smile engulfs my face, the counting has come to an end. 20 cuts, huh? Considering that it was all done on one arm, that sets a new record.

Why am I counting, you ask?

Well, it's never really been easy to swallow or accept what I've been doing to myself. So, I made a little game where my cuts need to be in a certain number in order for me to win, I made it to make self-harming a little less lonely and painful than it is. If I win, I win. If I lose, I lose. It's as simple as that, I don't really have any punishments or rewards for myself, just getting the scars alone feels more like a reward than a punishment.

"Hey google, give me a random number between 1 and 20" I say.

"Here's a random number, 7."

I groan "Not even close.." I guess luck isn't on my side today.

I looked at my cuts again, I felt a wave of guilt pass through my body, I tried to hold back the tears that desperately want to break free, But my body didn't cooperate. Wet tears started to stream down my cheeks, choking on my own tears, I cry out of pain. I try to wipe my face on my sleeves as an attempt to stop it ,but, I failed. Why do I keep tearing up whenever I look at them? Is it because they're too pretty? or is it because I ruined my skin once again?

Memories started to replay in my mind, taking me back to the moments where I was the happiest person on earth. Skin untouched by blades, eyes filled with nothing but happiness, and all positive types of laughs and giggles leaving my mouth.

Why can't I just stay like that? Why do we only get to experience real happiness in such a short period of time? I want to go back to the times where my innocence and sanity were still kept intact, is that too hard to wish for?

...

If I maybe.. disappear, will I get reincarnated and be able to live a happy life and experience the happiness that I felt before? or will I see nothing but... darkness?

That thought alone triggers a panic attack inside me, only seeing black after death...? I shivered just from thinking about it.

But then again, it's better than staying in the environment I'm in, any longer.

Thinking about death distracted and scared me so much that I didn't even notice my left hand moving on its own and picking up my blue cutter. I guess I'll be adding more, huh?

"Fuck.." I mutter, pain wrapping around my whole right arm as I slit a line near my elbow, not even a minute has passed and crimson red blood started to drip down from the wound to my right thigh. I felt a sharp pain as I touch it.. and it only made me want to go deeper. I cut another line next to it, this time it's even deeper. With just two cuts on my right arm, more heavy tears started to stream from my eyes then down to my cheeks.

It hurts.

cut

fuck

cut

please

cut

it hurts..

cut

I can't do this

cut

please stop!..

Despite those screaming thoughts demanding for me to stop, I still kept on going, I'm not stopping until I get my arm covered in blood. My blood.

cut

"FUCK!" I went too deep.

"fucking hell!" I cry in pain as I felt the wound expand. I'm bleeding...a lot. A fucking lot.

"Is that a fucking vein?!" Panic rushed through my body, it's beating. One wrong move and I'll..die.

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Death! Was that not what I was rooting for ever since I've been doing this? Now is the perfect time.. But.. I'm scared.

I.. I don't want to leave everything behind... I.. want to keep living?

"Why?" A voice in my head appears. "Why do you still want to stay after all you've been through?" oh. "Don't you remember how 'they' ruined you?" I do. "Then why do you want to stay?" Because despite everything that happened to me, I still had fun. Even if I lost my innocence at a very young age, I still had lots of fun. Every breakdown I had, I enjoyed every last bit of it.

"But it's time to rest." Rest? haven't done that in years.

"That's why you should do it right now." What?

"You're sick of everything, right? You want it to end." Of course I do.

"Then give up." ....

"You were waiting for someone to say that to you, right?" I-

"Give up. You have had enough."

Wait

"You don't deserve to live."

......

"Don't you get it? The reason why they treat you like this is because they want you gone."

"Open your fucking eyes."

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"Give up.." I mutter.

"what?"

"I give up." I mutter my last words, moving the blade closer to my open wound.

cut

"Goodnight" Was the last thing I heard.

I'm finally free.

Oh, and i forgot one thing.

Happy 13th birthday to me ;)

Cyclamen; Resignation, Diffidence and Goodbye.

Hope you guys liked this one! I apologize if there are any grammatical errors that you saw, please let me know if there are any! I've read and corrected this story a thousand times already and I sure do hope there aren't any mistakes.

[popculturebuffet]

Batman The Animated Series: Christmas With the Joker Review (Commission for WeirdKev27)

Happy Holidays all you happy people! Christmas Season is here, and why wait to december when I can spread some holiday cheer now?

So to begin our holly jolly holiday coverage this year, i'm taking a look at a christmas classic i'm honestly baffled it's taken me this long to revisit. I grew up with this episode and fondly remember it being on the batman tape I had or rented back then. I just simply forget sometimes I have Batman the Animated Series right there and cant really take that for granted since the person in charge of Warner Bros thinks it's "brave" to burn down content for the insurance money.

For those who haven't experienced this holiday classic, Christmas With the Joker is the second episode of batman the animated series, though it aired later in broadcast order to line up with the timing. IT's also our first exposure to the magic that's Mark Hamill as joker, it certainly was mine thanks to aforementioned Tape.

Hamill got the role thanks to serendipity: The crew had initally cast Tim Curry, god on earth, to play the part. It SEEMS like perfect casting.. but it just didn't quite fit, as we can see from what footage of Curry as joker we have. Tim wasn't bad and I could see his joker working and him playing the part again sometime had he not sadly had to retire. The problem is his version didn't quite match what the team was going for with Mr. J. Curry's joker is one who jokes and what not, but comes off like a bastard who makes the bad jokes half heartedly as an excuse to do mayhem. The DCAU joker is the best of both worlds: he GENUINELY loves his bad puns, his craft: he lives in his own demented world where everything's a joke. When Curry's joker doe sa bit or a line, it feels like he's putting on an act, with Hamil's it's a PERFORMANCE. It's what he does. He's an entertainer, he's a comedian, he's a clown, he's going to give em a hell of a show and the death, horror and other mayhem that comes along with it is part of the act. It's key to it. It's the spice to him. Tim Curry didn't do BAD, he just didn't fit the bill. Hamill by contrast when auditioing for the now open part saw Joker's laugh as an INSTURMENT. You could tell what he was feelilng just by it's inflection. Hamill understood the character and tha'ts why he's the best at playing him: He gets just how to play Mr J, every nuance and fascet. Just as Conroy felt batman rise.. the joker's laugh escaped out of mark hamill and never went back until sadly, there just wasn't a batman to chase anymore.

The episode itself is something diffrent from the previous 3 batman the animated series episodes i've covered: I Am the Night and Two-Face were psycological adventures, the former going literally into bruce's head and showing the pain in his life, and the latter showing the gradual downfall of a man who simply needed help but wouldn't let himself get as much as needed, who put duty over himself.

Christmas With The Joker.. is a wacky christmas adventure. It has stakes and what not, but it's ultimately Batman and Robin not getting christmas eve off after the Joker decides to hyjack the airwaves with a demented holiday special. Yet.. it's still so damn good. Sometimes you need a fairly deep character study of batman or one of his foes.. and sometimes you just need the Joker deciding to do a holiday special with recurring characters as the hostages, and Batman and Robin on a deadline to stop him. Just let Mark Hamill ham it up, let Batman punch some people. BTAS has some truly stunning masterpieces.. but it also knew how to just have fun and lay back once in a while. This episode's just .. pure fun and i'll show you why under the cut.

We open at Arkham Asylum, the happiest crime against psychatric care on earth as it's Christmas Eve and Joker gets one of the best character entrances of all time. While I forgot a detail or too about this episode i've never forgotten this intro: the inmates are all singing carols, no one we'd know yet as most of Batman's Rogue's haven't been introduced. It's something I liked about Batman TAS and that seems to have stuck for the comics afterword: Anytime we visit arkham we usually see some of Batman's other rogues even if we're there for say the Joker finding out someone did a copyright infringment on him, so it's weird to see no one else present yet.

So the Joker enters the series singing that classic version of Jingle Bells. If you haven't heard it, there's only one proper way to introduce you to the best version of the song outside of this episode. TAKE IT AWAY ROBERT GOULET!

That's brilliant enough... but then he hops on the christmas tree, turns it into a rocket, and flies off laughing all the way. AHAHAHHEEHAHAHAHAHAA. It's a perfect joker move: it's overly complicated, required a ton of prep work, a ton of money we don't know how he got..

Okay we know exactly how he got it we just can't talk about it on a children's show, and it's hilaroious. in less than a minute we know the Joker's a madman, he's clever, and his crimes are over the top because it's just more FUN that way. It's what seperates the joker from most other Batman TAS villians: the others are, with exceptions like Penguin or Rupert Thorne, sympathetic on some level: Mr Freeze just wants his wife back after a corrupt rich asshole tried to kill her and made him a popsicle, Poison Ivy wants to save the planet no matter who she has to kill, Two Face's DiD consumed him, Baby Doll was traumitzed by being stuck in a body she didn't want, Killer Croc is an alligator man, which sounds boss on paper but really isn't.

The Joker is diffrent in that we don't know WHY he does this. It didn't hit me till this watch that he's one of the few foes in TAS who isn't given a full backstory upfront. While I love the film, I honestly forgot for a second that Mask of the Phantasm revealed him to have been a plainclothes gangster before he became the clown prince of crime.. and even THEN we don't know what made him like this. Maybe he's always been this way, maybe some trauma shaped him, we don't know. And that's what works: that mystique: we dont' know why the joker is the way he is, he just.. is. It's what makes him the perfect counterpart to Batman: Bruce is a man trying to take a chaotic world and give it order, give it someone who can provide justice where the law can't or simply is outnumbered to, all in the hope that one day no kid will ever loose his parents like he did, even if the quest to eats him alive (and at least in this contiunity as seen with his older self it certainly has in some ways). Joker simply wants to have fun, to put on a show... it's just his show is chaos, death and funny only to him. What he finds funny is frankly disturbing. He's the only one in on his jokes and he's happy that way.

This episode emphasies that, as well as the contrast: Batman is worked up that christmas eve, worried the Joker will pull something. Robin, being less experinced with the joker and costumed punching people what good brushes it off, thinking no one would possibly work on christmas. Bruce gets that maybe the theatrical clown who escaped on a christmas tree rocket he smuggled into a psychatic hospital has other christmas plans and they aren't good.

While Bruce is on edge partly because he's a workaholic, to the point he nearly stops a guy returning a package to an old lady on suspcion he's a mugger, he's not WRONG: the Joker is flashy. The bigger the audience, the better the show. It's why he frequently hyjacks the airwaves in this show: EVERYONE has to watch. He's fine with a small audience , but it has to be carefully curated... i.e. he's fine if it's just bats as bats is the perfect straight man. The perfect grim brick wall to play off of and someone he knows will never end his shit entirely for a simple reason.

So he's not going to stop baiting him. Bruce's mistake.. is SEARCHING for the joker. See while Batman knows the Joker... the Joker knows Batman. He made an audacious exit so Batman would KNOW he was out there and sweat it out trying to find him... but he also knows Bats well enough to avoid detection right away. To wait till it's time to start the show. Then it's fair play and Brucey can have all the clues he wants, it's an even match. But to Joker nothing would be less fun than batman spoiling his fun ahead of time. It's part simply how the game works for him and part simply being the kind of person who HAS to control the game. It has to be played by his rules , it's his show, he planned this, batman is simply performing it.

So Bruce gives up, has a nice christmas dinner for once, and everything's fine.... until he and Dick sit down to watch it's a wonderful life. I like the joke of Bruce not watching it because of the title. It's not only a common problem, many assume the film is super cheery because of it's title, but the idea of one man being important enough to make a diffrence is bruce's whole life. Of course the idea of a film where someone doubts that wouldn't be something he'd go to voluntarily. To him it's all about control.

Bruce's first watch of It's a Wonderful Life is interrupted by a holiday special.. CHRISTMAS WITH THE JOKER! Live from.. somewhere in Gotham, Joker's doing a cheesy holiday special, the kind I haven't seen a lot of , but that caked the 70's, down tow earin ga sweater ala bing crosby. He taught joker everything he knows about being terrible.

Naturally Joker needs a studio audience and while his awesome audience of cutouts, including batman and robin themselves, is fun and all, he needs some live hostages. Really ties the room together. So he kidnapped Commissioner Gordon, Harvey Bullock.. and Summer Gleason

Summer is Gotham's reporter. If you forgot her, huzzah! It means it wasn't just me... but it's also fair as she really is just there for exposition and dosen't have Kent Brockman's lunacy or Perd Hapley's mastery of the worm

So it's easy to forget she exists, and weird she's here instead of Renee Montoya. Maybe they wanted a civlliann with the cops, maybe they thought of doing the mayor as one of these but found Gordon and Bullock both too fun to let out. Maybe she was supposed to be bigger in the series and just never quite hit it with the writers. We don't really know, though if I had to guess it'd be the last one. It feels like they intended to have more for Summer to do as she shows up more in the earlier episodes.. but it became clear they didn't really need her for more than just the ocasional smattering of news exposition, and even then really didn't need news exposition THAT often as Batman often did his own research better and used newspapers more.

Joker's kindapped the "Awful Lawfuls" as his requisite hostages and plans to kill them if Batman dosen't find him by midnight. Batman does trace the broadcast.. but when Robin points out it's easy, Bats counters it's NEVER this easy with the joker.

The Joker.. dosen't let Bruce down, as while their headed to the scene they not only have to deal with the giant toys rampaging through gotham.. but also a train. The train .. is easily the weakest part of this episode. It just.. stops for a bit so Batman and Robin can save a train. That's it. I forgot this entire sequence and it's easy to see why: in an episode full of colorful joker chaos and him in the best christmas sweater ever, it's just... a train. I love me a good train, and most trains are good trains. Except Gordon he's an asshat. But this is just.. filler. It feels like the episode went under time in scripting so they added a set piece.

Thankfully the episode picks right back up from this derailment with our dynamic duo heading to the gotham observatory.. naturally.. this is a trap and joker has turned the observiatory into a canon.

So Batman distracts it while Robin battles some joker themed tin soldiers inside. overall it's fucking amazing as it is out of left field. But unlike the train not being really jokery as a crime, this fits him perfectly. Turning an observatory into a laser.. simply because he can.

While stopping it is rad as shit, it dosen't get our heroes anywhere closer to the Joker. Thankfully the joker throws Batman a Bone, as this just isn't fun if Batman entirely misses the deadline and isn't there to either save the hostages just in the knick of time.. or watch as they die horribly in person. It just isn't the same on tv it has to be life dammit. SO he holds up a doll that Batman instantly identifies and know's it's factory shut down years ago.

Batman's Doll Trivia saves the day though as our heroes arrive and we get an awesome bit as Joker plays the nutcracker sweet as he sends out an army of weaponized toy, a beautifully animated utterly awesome sequence.

Turns out though Joker was just waiting for his cue, revealing himself via curtain dropping, of course, to have all the hostages suspended over a vat of.. acid? lava? it's something what hurts bad is the point so he forces Bats to open a present. It's a pie to the face!

This leads to a chase as Joker naturally cuts the cord anyway, but Bats manages to rescue them in time and chases joker on rollerskates.. and saves him when he almost dicks himself into the generic murder vat.

With that Bats can actually enjoy christmas.. as much as Bruce can enjoy anything, with him genuinely loving i'ts a wonderful life and christmas with his grown man boy wonder. Meanwhile the joker sings to himself in Arkham, entirely happy to pick this up again another day.

Christmas With the Joker is mostly an action set piece, but it's a well done one: in one ep we get who the joker is, why he's a match fo rbatman and how this whole game of cat and also cat works for him. It's a wonderfuly demented holiday special and if you haven't seen it it's more than worth your time.

[insipidenvy]

20 Questions for Fic Writes

Thanks for the tag, @cnnmonbimee!

1. How many works do you have on Ao3? I have 103, though only 94 are publicly available through my profile.

2. What’s your total Ao3 word count? 423,411! Quite a lot of words, if I do say so myself 😤

3. What fandoms do you write for? A huge majority of my fics (and that I'm probably more known for) are for JSHK! Before that, I was dabbling a bit in Ensemble Stars, but the second most-written fandom for me would be Fairy Tail, the series that actually inspired me to start writing!

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

your flowers are my lullaby (JSHK, 304 kudos)

The Girl Next Door (JSHK, 273 kudos)

The Fantastical Case Study of the Lonely Rabbit and Ghostly Cat (JSHK, 254 kudos)

Just Confess or So Help Me God- (JSHK, 198 kudos)

Whose Hunt is This? (JSHK, 186 kudos)

Looking back at some of them, I am embarrassed by my cheesiness 😌 It will happen again, sorry if that's not your thing.

5. Do you respond to comments? I try to! Whether it's a simple comment or a detailed one, I always love reading people's thoughts! This is reminding me that I haven't done so in a long time, I'm sorry to any readers who've left comments that I haven't responded to! I've just been so busy with life that it often slips my mind >< I'll try to get to them soon!

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? That's tough... I tend to write fluff so any angsty ending might just be those with character deaths... even then some of them still get a happy ending 🤔 But if I had to pick, then it's either Heaven on Earth or Fly Away with Me?

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? Again a toughie because I mostly write fluff lol. The first fic that comes to mind is farewells are not forever! Mostly because I was able to receive a lot of thoughts and feedback for this story in particular, so it sticks out to me the most 😊

8. Do you get hate on fics? I've only gotten two negative comments on my fics, and truthfully, I found their thoughts fair. Were they constructive criticism? No, but what they voiced was exactly how I felt about my writing, so I don't fault them for voicing their opinions. If anything, those comments helped me take a step back from writing to figure out how I wanted to continue with my writing/posting quality, so I have to thank them for that!

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? I've written some, but as I've told Hime before, you'll need to subscribe to my (nonexistent) OnlyFans to find out 😉

10. Do you write crossovers? I don't, but I see merit in doing so! Personally, I like to write for fandoms separately. There may be AUs, but never a crossover between characters from both series/fandoms.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? I don't think so? If I found out I did I don't know what I'd do apart from making an announcement here or on my ao3 profile saying I currently only post works on ao3...

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? Nope. Someone offered to translate my fics for me in the past to Spanish, but around that time there was a whole drama about how one writer/translator just used Google Translate. It got heated and I got scared lol, so I asked the writer who offered to translate my fics not to translate them and even added the whole "Please do not translate my works" thing in my profile.

As someone who does translation work myself, I hope that any translations are done with love and care and not lazily thrown into a translator. That isn't to say the person who offered is any of that, on the contrary I think they were genuine with their offer, but at the time I didn't want to get wrapped up in any drama so I stepped away from anything that could drag me into it.

I think I'm more open to the thought of having my fics translated now, but I might be picky or cautious of who offers/does them.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? No, but I find the idea fascinating! I have a lot of self-doubt about the quality of my writing, and now that life's gotten busy there's the whole speed and availability aspect to work around too, so I don't think I'll be able to write anything for now lol

14. What’s your all time favorite ship? I can't choose! My favorite ships depend on my mood lol One moment I may love HanaNene, for example, and the next it's AmaNene, or even TsuNene, or even HanaNeneTsuka! It's hard for me to pick one.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? Never ask a woman her weight, a man his salary, or a writer their WIPs u_u I've not found the time or energy to write, and currently my interest and motivation for this fic in particular is at an all-time low, but I want to finish Down the Plank and Into Your Arms. I try to ensure all my fics as completed for this account, so that's one promise I want to keep.

16. What are your writing strengths? Dialogue... maybe? More specifically, banter? That's one aspect of my writing that's often praised, so I think maybe that.

17. What are your writing weaknesses? I'd say, without a doubt, it's descriptive writing lol Sorry I've got no imagination or good words to set the scene, it just kinda fills itself in my head.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? I've thought of doing that before, but I couldn't think of a scenario that required anyone to speak in another language lol

19. First fandom you wrote for? Fairy Tail! Quality and pet peeves of mine for the series aside, it's got a soft spot on me for being the fandom that pushed me into writing fanfic.

20. Favorite fic you’ve written? Why must you make things tough 😭 As I'm sure you've noticed by now, I'm awful at deciding a single favorite of anything. BUT, if I really had to pick only one..! It's glass shattered, clay battered.

I think this was written the month before the Severance chapter lol It's an introspective fic in Hanako's POV and it's got some metaphors/themes that I'm proud of. Even after knowing what happens post-Severance, I don't feel like the Hanako I wrote here is all that different from the Hanako we know in the manga.

Others I'm proud of are I Must Think of a New Life and I Mustn't Give In, i leave you with all that i love, but i will never let you go, Love is a Race and I'm Stuck at the Goddamn Start Line, Roots Run Deep, Leaves Grow Bare, Happily Never After, and love like a rose!

I swear that last sentence is only six other fics even if it looks like a paragraph🤧i do like me some long titles...

I not good at thinking of who to tag in particular, so I tag everyone! Everyone is free to participate!

[daidoruyume]

Chapter 12 Meeting the not so idol-like idols

I'd say I'm quite lucky. I study in a nice university, I have a good job, I live in a pretty good apartment and, oh, don't envy me, but the idol I've been stanning for years, my absolute favorite one, is my girlfriend. Try beating that! I woke up to her voice, since it was my ringtone. Once I checked my phone, I saw there were messages waiting for me.

good morning 🌞

did you sleep well? 😴 

let's have a nice day today too

i can't wait to spend some time with you

and to introduce you to the girls

good morning!!

i did… and you?

im very excited for today…

i still can't believe this

i was a little anxious but i did sleep well eventually 

well, you better believe it

because i will make you the happiest girl in the world

❤️

you're very flirty aren't you

i like that though

hehe

i hope we get the opportunity to flirt a lot

i have practice now 😞 

i'll send you some pictures later

exclusive content you can't have even in the fanclub

when are you free today?

i'll be looking forward to that!!!

i don't have work today so right after lunch

again im very excited

kay

i will have someone pick you up so dw

im excited too 

i have to introduce you as a friend though 

if you dont mind that

it's okay

it's better to be careful

so tge don't know you're gay?

not yet but I'll tell them soon

and then i will introduce you properly

i promise

sure♡

i'll be your #1 supporter

you're the sweetest girl ever

that's why i love you so much

uhhh

gtg :(((((

will be back soon tho

plz never hesitate to send me a message 

i'll be waiting for it

♡♡♡

i won't ♡

i have classes soon 😩 

enjoy your work day♡dont push yourself too hard

you're really good at this support thing

you too

 I went back to my routine and did everything I had to do… with a lot of happiness in my heart.

☆☆☆

  My classmates didn't know, but I was the luckiest girl on Earth. I guess my happiness couldn’t be helped. I tried my best to pay attention to classes, but I Kept thinking about how my day would go. After a few hours, that same car from yesterday brought me to the place Miyuu chose. I was thinking about what to tell that complex-looking woman when she started speaking.

 "You know... Miyuu is a very special girl. I haven't been the best mom ever, but she is the best daughter out there. She is quite annoying at times, and she stands by her youthful and somewhat foolish world peace ideals, but she is extremely sincere. She cries like a baby so often that it just bothers everyone around her, but she can make even a person like me smile. She loves you dearly. I know she would never fall in love with someone that didn't click with her, and with whom she couldn't have a reciprocal relationship, but I have to warn you, Mikami-san." She spoke so beautifully, So I waited for the next pretty words. "If you break her heart, I will find you and break both of your legs." She seemed serious, but washed it off with a laugh. This woman… We arrived, with me being unable to reply. 

 I was sent to the same room as yesterday, and had to wait for a few minutes. Soon, Miyuu entered the room quite softly.  

"Sorry to leave you waiting."

"I-it's okay! H-how have you been?" I was still anxious, it seemed.

"Fine. Practice was tough, though. And you?"

"Also f-fine… I've been waiting for this moment the whole day." I wished Miyuu came closer to me, then I realized I could take those steps myself. So one, two, three steps later, I was closer to her. 

"S-so, c-can I hug you?" For someone that had kissed me twice, that was too cute. I opened my arms, inviting her.

☆☆☆

 We talked for a while, and soon the girls arrived. I had met them before, but only as their idol-selves. And Miyuu warned me, saying they could be a little... too much? The story Miyuu told me she would go by is that we became friends in the infirmary that day, because if she said we just met out of nowhere, they could remember I was a fan. 

 "Miyuukiii~. So, you're introducing her?"

"Y-yeah…" She gave me a sign to introduce myself.

"I'm Mikami Yuuka. You can call me Yuu-chan. I have been a fan for a long time, but Miyuu-san and I were able to become friends…"

"Please be nice to her, she's a really good girl." That made me blush a little…

"Well, Miyuu-kun has friends outside of the group? That's a miracle." Rin said, laughing. "God, you're gonna hate idols after meeting the real me." That scared me a little.

"I'm really happy my sister has a friend! She can be hard to understand sometimes, so be patient." Said Anna.

 They talked to me one by one as if it was my personal MC session. But, when it came to Yume…

"Yumecchi, you're not gonna say anything?"

"Huh! That's a new low for you, she has absolutely no class. The way she dresses, that hairstyle… and going on a diet would be good for you, Mi-something-san." Wait, what…?

"Ugh, d-don't mind her, she's just joking." Miyuu had a troubled face, and Yume had left. 

"She's always like that… Seriously, that girl gets on my nerves. Yuu-chan, you're very welcome to the family and we're so happy you're in her life. Miyuu talked about you ever since the concert, nonstop. Please don't mind Yumeko-san." Keiko said wisely. Her words did hurt me, but I remained strong. I was able to talk freely to the other girls afterwards, and the pain eased.

 Those words, I’ve heard countless times before, from people who claimed to love me and for people who explicitly hated me. But I still had this more pure image of Yume, that was destroyed in a few seconds. I got to learn that their relationship isn’t really good, and that her “chara” of being sometimes curt or mean to the other girls isn’t actually a chara, but she being herself. Again, I felt bad, but the other girls’ kindness compensated for my pain. 

 They are a little different than the idols I knew. Rin is… she is very sincere and straightforward, but half of her vocabulary is swear words or… filthy, indecent stuff. Like, she says it all so fluently. Ayumi is just as shy, but also shines so much when she has the opportunity to talk about her academic life. Keiko really does act like the mom of the group, and is really cute to see. But she also doesn’t restrain herself so much when compared to how she’s onstage. Satomi is more playful, I think they let themselves be more free… Anna is pretty much the same, I’ll admit. Yuzu is a little like Rin, and I swear to God she was hitting on me…? Maybe my confidence skyrocketed because of Miyuu, but she was really flirty and Miyuu got all defensive. It was kind of cute. 

 We had a lot of fun talking, and then we went to the kitchen where Keiko started cooking for us. She said she wanted me to taste her food, and that she was really excited for that. I was really happy. They brought in a guitar and Satomi started playing it, while they sang acoustic versions of their songs. It felt really good to have people I have been following one-sidedly to finally perceive me as a person. The Yume incident aside, I felt very blessed. Happily, we ate the great meal she had cooked us and it felt overall very warm and comforting. 

 One by one they left, only Anna remained there and I assumed they lived with their family. She went to her room and Miyuu took me to hers. It was… very Miyuu-like, I guess. Many anime posters, lots of photos of the girls, very yellow (her favorite color). Her wardrobe, despite being an idol, was very simple, and she told me there were some fabrics she simply couldn’t wear, and that she liked the combo of pants and rock T-shirts. It suited her, I guess. That photo we took remained in a special place, in great view, as soon as you entered the room. The chekis we took in events were also placed in special places in my own home, but I felt like I was too crazy of a fan for her to see, at least for now. I didn’t know if she would be happy or not with how otaku I was when it came to midnight. 

 “So… sorry for that, earlier, she… she has it tough, okay?” Miyuu sat on her bed, and signed me to sit with her.

“S-sorry… I don’t feel really comfortable… sitting down on your bed.” Miyuu blushed, and I did too, so I explained it to her. “I have OCD… I don’t really like sitting on my bed with clothes I went out with, and I would feel bad if I were to sit in yours, even if you don’t mind it.” I felt a little silly…

“T-that’s okay! Uhh, can you sit in this chair here? It’s not that comfortable, though.” 

“I-it’s fine! Thanks… for understanding…” 

“It’s okay… I’ll always understand your don’ts and won’ts. Don’t worry, ‘kay?” She reassured me. “B-but I really want to tell you to not hold a grudge… Yumecchi is hard to understand… I think I came to understand her pretty well, but she’s very uneasy. Time will make you two friends, I promise.” 

“That’s okay… like, it made me upset and all, but… I’ve been through it before. Many people have been like this to me. I’m not new to that.” I replied quite sadly.

“M-me too… and I’ll scold her, and talk her through it… but… I shouldn’t tell anyone this, but she grew up with a very abusive mother… so much so that she blames her for all of the bad things that have happened with her, so it’s not a surprise she would turn out like this. She doesn’t really know kind words and love.” Miyuu was a very empathic person…

“I will do my best to not think bad things about her. But I want you to tell her she crossed the line, those aren’t things you tell people. Especially if this person has always wished for your best.”

“O-of course.” Miyuu held my hands and gave me a little smile. “I’ll… I’ll always protect you, Yuu-chan…” That made me really, really happy. “T-there’s something I want to give you.”

“S-sure… what is it?”

“Close your eyes?” I did, and in a matter of seconds, I felt Miyuu’s soft lips melt into mine. “S-sorry, it’s not the kiss… you just looked so cute, I couldn’t contain myself.” Oh, Miyuu… I giggled and waited for what she had for me. “S-see, I’m an artist, right? I have this… please don’t find it creepy or anything like that.” She placed something in my hands, and then I opened my eyes. It was a purple wooden box, very decorated. I opened it, and there were many drawings of me. 

“Oh…”

“I-it’s okay if you don't like it… I just have been drawing you over the years, and I kept it here, a-and… wait, don’t cry!” I didn’t realize I was crying until she said that… it was really, so pretty… I felt so loved… I hurried up and gave her a hug. 

“It’s the cutest thing anyone has ever done to me… and you’re so skilled, Micchan…” 

“You think so?”

“Yeah…” She hugged me back. “Can we stay like this for a while?”

“I was going to ask you that, actually…” I could smell her sweet, delicate scent… she was also a great hugger, I was so happy. I wondered what she thought of me. Seemed to be only good things, from how tight she kept me into her arms. “Yuu-chan…” She called for me, her voice muffled by my shoulder. 

“Y-yes?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“You don’t… you don’t have to ask for it. You can just kiss me anytime.” I tried to be more assertive.

“R-right.” Her face grew closer to mine, and I closed my eyes, anticipating the kiss. It felt like I was in the embrace of an angel… w-well, not that you should be kissing angels anyways, but Miyuu had this… aura, something I couldn’t come up with words for. Something only she had… For the first time, her tongue entered my mouth. I was caught by surprise, but I understood Miyuu was a very passionate person, not just when it came to performing. I let her have her way with me, like it felt it would be a waste to do otherwise. She slowly but quite boldly pinned me to the wall, and her kiss was even more intense than before. I felt like I was melting into her, and I was surely running out of breath. She stopped for a moment and that gave me the opportunity to breathe, but when I thought it was over, our lips met again... It felt magical, and maybe I was a little scared too, but it was a good experience overall. 

 Miyuu had a strong grip on my body, as if she was claiming me. I couldn’t help but feel like my soul was about to be separated from my body… I loved her so much, I had wished for this to come true for so long… and I had her, right there… she was a little rough, although gentle at the same time, if… if that made any sense. I felt like my brain cells were giving in. She parted our lips again, and looked at me with an expression I have never seen before.

“S-sorry for being so… impulsive…”

“I-it’s okay.” I didn’t mind my own words, still quite numb from the sensations of our kissing, so I said: “I’ve fantasized about this for so long anyways”, without realizing those words had actually left my mouth. Instant regret. Miyuu opened her eyes and stared at me for a few seconds.

“You have?”

“W-well, I…” Would I ever have the courage to tell her I even wrote fanfictions of us two? Wasn’t that, like, too much? I felt like a loser and this time my soul had definitely left my body! “P-please forget that…” 

“I don’t want to rush… but whenever I’m with you, my brain doesn’t really work!” She confessed. “I wish I could be with you 24/7.” So that’s the effects of being separated for so long, huh?

“Me too… but I don’t think that kissing me like this is rushing… I think it’s okay.” Maybe I was wrong, maybe I was too in love to think straight. But we both wanted it, right?

“R-really?” 

“Y-yeah!” Before I could say anything else, Miyuu kissed me again… it was quite late when I got home, but I guess it was worth it… Miyuu was very talented, after all, so her being a great kisser wasn’t a surprise at all. She was just perfect in every way. And she was my girlfriend… I squirmed in bed, thinking of that, before I could fall asleep. Needless to say, we met in our dreams again…

 End of Part I.

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Love And Relationship Quotes

• Dignity and love do not blend well, nor do they continue long together.

I saw galaxies in your eyes👁

• Finding your true love is not hard, you just have to be patient and find it with your heart. ❤

• Don't change yourself, for someone to make him love you, just be you, the right man will come.

• You can love the person you trust but you can not always trust the person you love.

• Love is the greatest feeling in the word but it can also be the worse.

• Being in a relationship is a full-time job. So don’t apply if you’re not ready.

• Love is when you accept a person the way he or she is.

• You’ll never understand love until you have experienced it.

• Our together is forever.

• I can't wait until I can roll over at 2 a.m. To find your lips 💋instead of a text.

• Girls want guys with a future, guys want girls with no past.

• Dear crush!! You've crushed me.

• There is nothing that is more beautiful than true love at a young age.

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• Love is when you can spend every second of every day with someone and it still isn’t enough.

• I want to be with you until my last page.

• You don't cross my mind👨, you live in it.

• Love is a fruit in season at all times and within reach of every hand.

• I didn’t forget that I love you, I just realized that you love her more.

• I fell in love with you because you taught me how to love myself.

• I only get jealous because I LOVE YOU, and I don't want anyone else to have you.

• Look at the stars. Countless, right? They represent the number of thoughts I’ve had of you...

• Six billion people in this world and all I need is you. :]

• They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven’t been in your arms.

• I need you like a heart ❤ needs a beat.

• A million feelings, a thousand thoughts, a hundred memories, all for one person......

• People say love is kind of like your virginity you can only give it to one person!

• Being in love. never goes out of style...

• When I hear your name, my heart smiles.

• Love is like a swing sometimes it’s down sometimes its up.

• Someday someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.

• Love isn’t easy that’s why only those who are capable to tackle it, get it.

• You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.

• If you truly love someone, you should be more interested in keeping them happy than in being right.

• My hearts stops when you're with me.

• Love is like a game, the more serious you are, the more pain you get when you fail.

• By the way, I'm wearing the smile you gave me.

• Without you, there is no reason to wake up in the morning.

• If there ever we can't stay together keep me in your heart 💜 I'll stay there forever...

• Love is like air. You can feel it, but you can’t see it. Because love isn’t from the eyes, but from the heart.

• Hugging is a silent way of saying «YOU MATTER TO ME».

• Love is not expecting, love is accepting.

• I'll always be there to lift you up whenever you are down.

• You are the only clock 🕐 that’s ticking in my heart!

• All because of our little arguments and weird conversations, I fell in love with you.

• The one who know you than you know yourself love him like you love yourself because you are so lucky to have a man like him😄❤.

• Thank you, my love, for always making me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.

• You and I just have that connection😊.

• I get high on words and long talks.

• Love is an art that comes directly from the heart.

• A tight hug can do much for someone that's hurting.

• Long distance relationship will work if two people involve are strong in faith, love, and respect for each other.

• A strong woman is man's most powerful weapon.

• Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.

• Every morning I wake up happy because I know I will see you.

• Sacrificing your happiness for the happiness of the one you love, is by far, the truest type of love.

• You’ll always have a place in my heart, cos that’s where I keep my valuables.

• I look at you and you look at me...now I know why the best things in life are for free...

• Not all who make love, make marriages.

• Sometimes the people you love the most, are the ones that hurt you the worst.

• Fight for the fairy 👼 tale it does exist.

• I will take care of me for you if you will take care of you for me.

• Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

• If I Can Only See You in My Dreams, Then Let Me Sleep Forever.

• If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best.

• When we first met, I had no idea that you would be so important to me.

• You are everything I want & more than I deserve.

• There is no true love without jealousy.

• When in love, eyes become ears and the heart becomes the eyes.

• Need advice on relationships? Get in touch with broken

soul or a one-sided lover.

• If the home 🏡 is where the heart ❤ is, then as long as I'm with you, I will be at home.

• Love can make you smile 😊 but can also make you cry

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• You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.

• You may not trust the people you love❤. But you can always love the people you trust.

• When you smile you simply light up my world to an extreme.:)

• I am like the minerals of water without taste without you.💧

• Being ONLINE doesn't mean that I'm chatting with others, It means, I'm waiting for your Text... 😊😊

• My love is for you something I'll never run out of.

• l love🙈u and that only matters...🥀

• You fall in love with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time.

• Everything is better when we're together.

• I fell in love with you because you taught me how to love

myself.

• The best relationship usually begins unexpectedly.

• I can’t stop thinking about you, today... tomorrow... always.

• Being with you what I call happiness.😊

• If love is a game I want to play as long you don’t cheat!

• Love ... is loving someone even if they don’t deserve it...

• I want you to be happy😊, but I want you to be happy with Me.

• I may not be your first date, kiss or love...but I want to be your last everything.

• Love is not easy but I’m holding on to this...👫

• You were the sunshine of my life. But I guess an eclipse came in between.

• Love brings out the stupidity in you. It makes you want to

cry and laugh at the same time.

• I fall in love with you every single day.

• Love doesn’t cost you money or riches it costs you time and effort.

• I’ve found this new disease, it’s called LOVE. I know its contagious cause you gave it to me.

• The best feeling is when you look at him...and he is already staring.

• Tears can be trusted more than a smile. Because there will

be a true reason behind every tear.

• If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right and if I’m wrong there is no right.

• If you want to be together, you have to-get-her. 😃❤💑

• My love for you is like the ocean...you can see the

beginning but never the end. (:

• Never frown, because you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile.

• Anywhere with you is better than anywhere without you.

• Love is something that everyone is looking for but most will never have.

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[tonyndum-e]

2020 set really low expectations for 2021 for me, like reaaaally low and I can't see how this year can disappoint me anymore but I hope it doesn't find a way lmao. Anyway there are only two (2) things I ask from 2021:

Black Widow movie

Eurovision Song Contest (like plsss it's my only joy during a year and it was taken from me in 2020, pls I can't live without it)

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When you're pregnant

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He would start crying when you'll give him the news. "This is happy tears," he would tell you as you'll get tensed.

He would become sweeter than before. Will hold your hand while you will walk, "I don't want my babies to get hurt."

Would click the fetus picture from ultrasonography, "Look, she looks just like you."

Will fill your cravings by leaving home even in midnight.

Keep his hand on your belly while sleeping, "My daughter shouldn't feel like her daddy isn't by her side."

Will cry when he will hear her heartbeat for the first, "Oh my God, her heartbeat is so nice."

Will hug you so many times a day, "I'm hugging two person after all."

Won't want to go to work leaving you, "I miss you and our baby."

Will click pictures with your baby bump and kiss you baby bump, "Precious!"

"Why isn't our princess here yet?" Will get devastated missing his baby.

Will understand before you that you are pregnant.

Stop being a workaholic for taking care of you.

Burn the whole kitchen trying to cook something for you, "I just wanted to help."

Would become so organized, "I shouldn't keep things messy, our baby shouldn't feel any mess."

Will click your baby bump's picture everyday, "Look, I can see his leg."

"Oh my, he is kicking. It must hurt so much?" Will hug you when your baby will start kicking.

Will make you hear his new songs, "Isn't papa making a good music? I will make for you too, my baby boy."

Keep the fetus pictures in an album, "He shouldn't miss all these."

Ends up sleeping while helping you sleep

Reads you books of spirituality, "I don't want any negativity around you two."

Can't believe he is becoming a dad. "Baby, this is the best gift of my life."

Combs your hair gently and kisses on your head, "You should take care of yourself properly, honeybee."

Doesn't let you do any work, "You are supposed to rest all day and do some exercise, just a little."

Can't help but makes love with you, "I can't stop thinking about touching you though you are pregnant."

Pouts when you get your mood swings, "You are scaring the babies," makes you calm then, "Let's try meditating?"

Buys you a lots of sweets, "Hope our babies will be as sweet as these cakes, yum."

"Oh my God, do you see their hands? Look, they are as handsome as I am," tells you seeing the ultrasonography.

Keeps sending those ultrasonography pictures to his members, "Aren't they adorable? I wonder how will they look after I'll be able to hold them into my arms."

Most of the time, he picks you up from wherever you want to, "Why aren't you heavy yet? Aren't you eating well?"

Kisses you thrice every morning, "This one is for my wife," "This one for my girl number 1," "This one for girl number 2."

Starts jumping in front of his members and staffs hearing the news from you, "I am the happiest man on the earth!"

Buys you roses everyday, "I want to give you every beautiful thing I can, baby."

"Does she look like this? Omo, she is so tiny!" Can't imagine how tiny his daughter is right now.

Starts practicing sports, "I don't want her to know that I am bad at anything. I want to be her superhero."

Makes you watch sweet movies, "Only nice things for my love."

Takes you to several dates, "Won't be able to go with one-one dates anymore. There will be another munchkin with us later."

Can't help smiling while writing the names he wants to give his child, "So many names, how am I supposed to choose?"

Takes you to beaches, "Isn't it healing? Hearing the waves?"

Cries hiding seeing you in pain, "No, I'm not worried, I'm just scared you'll get hurt."

Cleans you feet everyday, "It feels good, doesn't it, baby?"

Gets shocked hearing the news, "Are we really pregnant, cupcake?"

Buys tiny shoes, "Aren't they adorable? I couldn't stop buying all these."

Keeps holding your hand, "I'm giving him my energy too."

Helps you exercise, "I've learned you should bend like this," is strict about the yoga parts.

Gets anxious seeing you suffer, "Don't hurt your mama, aren't you a good boy of mine?"

Rubs your belly with oil, "It should make you two feel nice."

"Another spoon for me," feeds you like you are his baby.

Doesn't let you get mad at all, "If you get mad, I feel like two persons are mad at me. Please don't get mad."

Kisses your hand, "I am such a blessed man to have you in my life."

Teases you saying, "He is going to look like me for sure. He has to!"

Kisses you hearing the news and gives party to announce the news, "I am a dad now."

Paints your nails, "Purple suits your nails."

Buys the entire shop not even knowing if it's a boy and a girl.

"I want a girl like you," tells you when you ask him.

Gets emotional hearing it's a boy and a girl both, "Baby, will you be fine?"

Cries with you when the babies start kicking, "Don't cry, baby. You are going to be fine."

Decorates a room by himself for your children, "Look, it's purple themed. Hope they like it."

Plays music while putting mask on your face, cucumber on your eyes, "You don't have to worry, I'm there for your skin care routine, apple pie."

Dances with you slowly after dinner, "This is the best exercise, you and I."

When you get insecure for being fat, "You look like a fluff ball, you know that? You look more adorable."

As he opens the surprise box, "Am I going to be a dad?" *Faints* Starts screaming out loud telling the entire world that he is having a baby.

Talks to your baby bump non-stop not letting you breath a bit.

Cooks you tasty foods, "I know you can eat these well," does research on your taste now. Cooks late night foods for your cravings, "Anything for my queen.*

Becomes friend with the entire hospital people, "You will have to come in our baby shower.*

Takes you everywhere he goes, "I can't stay away from any of you now."

Keeps his ears on your baby bump, "He is kicking so cutely!"

Gets upset when your baby doesn't come out on the due date, "I am mad at him. I miss him, I wanna hug him."

Fake cries when you tell him to stop nagging about what name your baby should be called with.

Takes you to see nature, "Take some deep breaths," you can't believe he is doing someone calming.

Helps you wash your hair, "I wish I can wash your hair everytime."

Pranks you saying he didn't want the baby and makes you cry. Then apologize immediately giggling, "I was joking."

"Now I have to take care of two babies," t tells you not getting surprised about the fact that you are pregnant.

Plays piano and sings song to you and your baby, "She should grow with it, doesn't show?"

Buys a tons of bears filling the child's room with them, "I am certain she is going to love these."

Plays guitar while you are doing Yoga, "Isn't it making you less bored?"

Holds your hand while walking, "Can't let you go."

Takes you to lake areas because you love these, "She must like these too."

Kisses your forehead, "If I kiss you somewhere else, I might not be able to stop, you know."

Keeps staring at your baby bump, "You look so lovely with her."

Cries hearing her heartbeat for the first time, "I couldn't believe it would feel so overwhelming."

Keeps you calm when you are having labor pain, "You are going to make it, she is going to be fine, don't worry. Take deep breaths, I'm with you."

Hope you have liked it~

[sexydreamgirl]

⚜️⋮ Frequently asked questions

⚜️ General questions

1. Can I manifest _?

Yes you can! If you can imagine it, regardless of whether it feels impossible or illogical, it can be manifested!

2. How would you go about manifesting _?

To manifest anything, all you need to do is assume it’s yours and persist! The idea is to live in the end and feel the wish fulfilled, this simply means that you are accepting what you desire to have/do/be as something that is a fact at this very moment and sustain that feeling. Remember:

“An assumption, though false, if persisted in, will harden into fact.”

You are welcome to go through my list of methods and techniques that will aid you to sustain the feeling of the wish fulfilled!

3. How do I ignore the 3D?

When we say ignore the 3D it just means you don’t let it deter you from what you want, remember that your imagination always prevails so as far as you’re concerned your desires are yours and circumstances don’t matter!

4. What is feeling the wish fulfilled?

“When I speak of feeling I do not mean emotion, but acceptance of the fact that the desire is fulfilled.” - Neville Goddard

⚜️ Questions about Neville Goddard

1. Which Neville book should I read first?

I would recommend The Power of Awareness or Your Faith Is Your Fortune, they’re both pretty short reads so you’ll finish them quickly!

2. I don't understand what Neville is saying

I'll be posting lecture summaries in the near future which I'll be sure to link here! For the time being, you can check our muselogy's summaries here ♡ 

⚜️ Questions about self concept

1. How can I work on my self concept?

Read my post about it here and I explain how I got mine in less than 24 hours here!

2. Can I just assume that I already have a perfect self concept?

Yes!

3. What are your favorite self concept affirmations?

You can find them under Affirmations to become Sexy and Hedonistic (ʃƪᵔ◡ᵔ)*

⚜️ Questions about affirmations

1. Do I have to believe my affirmations?

Nope!

2. Which tense should I affirm in?

Whichever one you like most, my love! Tenses don't matter so long as they imply that your desires is yours! However, I personally prefer present tense since it’s something you are acknowledging right now. 

3. Can you give me some affirmations for _?

Affirmations are simply thoughts and they don't need to be complex or worded in a specific manner!

"I need affirmations to manifest an SP" My SP and I are together

"I want to manifest an iPhone 13" I have an iPhone 13

"Affirmations for manifesting my desired appearance?" I have my desired appearance

You can also check my blog here for more affirmations by topic!

⚜️ Questions about struggling

1. I haven't gotten results.

Persist and don’t take no for an answer, my love!

2. I have been trying to manifest for years/months and still nothing. What do I do?

Start fresh and invest in your self concept!

3. I've been struggling for so long that I'm considering giving up on conscious manifestation.

Please read this post.

4. How can I get rid of my intrusive thoughts?

You can scroll through the posts i've reblogged about the subject here and this is how I dealt with mine below (from my self concept post):

Interruption: I had two methods of interruption I opted for. When I had “what if” moments I often interrupted those thoughts by affirming “it is done” and I said that over and over again every single time that came up, like this:

“What if it doesn’t hap-” “It is done.” “But-” “It is done.”

The other method wasI would finish the intrusive thought off in a positive note like this:

“why is my life so-” “perfect in every possible way? I’m honestly so in love with my life like I am literally the happiest person on earth I think”.

Telling them to shut up: I would envision my intrusive thoughts coming from someone else despite knowing it was me but anyway when I would have one literally respond mentally with “shut up, BITCH” the same way the rock did (like I would LITERALLY use his exact same tone and aggression while doing this lmao) and counter affirm and they stopped!

Deciding I didn’t have any: After so much redundancy of combatting my intrusive thoughts I had the sudden epiphany that I could just manifest them away… I was so surprised I didn’t think of it earlier. Whenever one was coming up I would just be like “nope nope nope I don’t have intrusive thoughts I have never had one of those in fact, what’s an intrusive thought? Never heard of that” and they went away in two days &lt;3

This list will continue to be updated as i receive more questions! (ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ.ﾟ

[imerdwarf]

Part Two: The First Date

Summary: your crush on Bucky deepens and you have your first date.

Pairing: Beefy!Bucky X Reader

Warnings: Falling in love, fluffs, soft!Bucky 🥰

Word Count: 1,079

Author's Notes: Part two of the series Angel of Mine for @the-ss-horniest-book-club's Week of Love challenge 💜

It was inevitable that your crush on Bucky would only grow stronger as the weeks passed by, the two of you ended up spending a lot of time together, getting to know each other's secrets, fears and dreams.

Like Wanda, Bucky had also become very close to you. When you weren't hanging out at the compound, the two of you would text each other and occasionally video chat because he 'needed to see an angelic face to be able to sleep'. He was a charmer no doubt, and you were falling for him so hard.

Everything about Bucky you loved, his laugh, his smile, even his corny jokes that you would find really funny. Wanda couldn't keep the smile off her face whenever you were in her room talking and gushing over him, she was happy for the two of you and told you that even Bucky was looking happier since he met you.

As your crush deepens, so does your feelings and he's the last person you think about before you go to sleep and the first one when you wake up. He was always on your mind, and you caught yourself smiling a lot of the time when you thought about him during the day.

It was equally the same situation for Bucky. He's never really had someone in his life he's grown so fond of, he's never had that special someone before. He sees himself settling down with you with a couple of kids, a dog, a lovely neat house not too far from the beach, his own office where he could work from home. He sees this daily, and the more time you spend together, the more he's finding himself in love with you.

And that's how Steve found him; sitting on the barstool in the kitchen, spaced out with a dopey grin on his face. If it was possible, Steve would be sure hearts would be floating out from those orbs of his. Steve sits down opposite him, pulling the newspaper from under his arm and waits for Bucky to come back down to earth.

When he eventually does after goodness how long, he's startled by the change of expression on Bucky's face. The once dopey-lovey look was replaced with worry and doubt.

"What's wrong pal?" Steve asks, setting down his newspaper and leaning forward.

"I just- I want to take Y/N out on a date but I don't know how to ask." Bucky sighs, pulling the skin off his lip.

"You could just ask her." Steve shrugs, offering a lopsided smile.

Bucky scoffs, "and get rejected like you did? I can't just ask Y/N that!" Bucky argues.

"Ask me what?" You say from the doorway of the kitchen, a small shy smile on your face as you watch Bucky become more nervous and shift in his seat, his expression is like a deer caught in headlights; wide and shocked.

"Uh, uh," he trails off, not knowing how to ask, he was nervous it was too soon, and that you would say no. To ease his nerves, you walked in and stepped behind him, wrapping your arms around his neck and resting your chin on his shoulder.

"Tell me, please." Your breath fans against his neck.

"I just wanted to ask if um, if you would maybe want to go with me? On a date."

Your heart leaps with joy and your grip tightens around him, "absolutely!" Bucky pushes the air from his lungs in relief and smiles.

"I'll come pick you up at 6pm?"

You gently press a kiss to his cheek, "sounds perfect." You answer, walking out of the kitchen with a grin while Bucky traces the spot where you kissed him, his skin still tingling from the softness of your lips.

Just as the evening rolls around, you're just as excited as a little kid on Christmas day. You've already taken the time to shower, dressed up smart but warm to contrast the harsh wintery months and Wanda even applied your makeup.

"Are you sure I look okay?" You ask Wanda, standing in front of the floor length mirror.

"You look perfect, he's going to love you even more!" She tells you, adjusting your necklace before a knuckle knocks on the door. Wanda goes to open it and smiles, she tells you Bucky is waiting for you and you nod, giving yourself a final once over.

Walking nervously over to the door, you stop in your tracks and gasp. He's clad in skintight black jeans and boots similar to the ones he was wearing the day after you met him, a black plaid shirt and a leather jacket.

"I feel underdressed." You chuckle, looking down at your sweater and leggings outfit. Bucky waves you off and holds out his hand for you to take.

"Don't be silly doll, you would look amazing wearing nothing but a trash bag." You throw your head back and laugh, the angelic sounds pull on Bucky's heart strings.

"Thank you." You shyly respond, loving the feeling of his warm hand in yours, "so, where are we headed?"

He grins down at you as you walk side by side, "I know the perfect place."

The perfect place Bucky had in mind was Coney Island, and it was just as he said, perfect. Walking around the game stalls hand in hand, it felt momentarily like you were an actual couple. Bucky had won you a few stuffies, and even bought food even after you had offered to pay.

"It's my treat doll. You buy the next dinner." He says, shoving his wallet back into his pocket.

You smile widely at that, your heart filled with joy with the possibility of more dates.

"There's going to be another?" You ask, still smiling.

"I would hope so, I really like you doll." He blushes, and you giggle when his straw gets suctioned onto his lip and he pulls it off with a 'pop'.

"I really like you too. You make me feel really happy." You tell him, extending your hand across the wooden table.

"You make me really happy too. The happiest I've felt in a long, long time." You stare lovingly into each other's eyes when his suddenly averts over your shoulder, "ooh wanna go on the Ferris wheel?" He beams and it's impossible to say no, "I'll protect you when we reach the top." He promises, taking your hand and pulling you to the large wheel.

Taglist: @smokeybluebrooke-lyn @pinkdiamond1016 @bestofbucky @whatrambles @skkye @ddowii @randomfandompenguin @ladyeliot @marvelgirl7

Series: @thefallenbibliophilequote @gudenuph @emmabarnes @halietigges @astro-ironman @aliceaddellheidde @justab-eautifulmess @toribentleyva @vicmc624

[bostongirl13]

Merry Christmas

A/N: It should have been a follow-up to this 👉 New Dodger Photo, but Chris didn't upload a new Dodger photo and I had to improvise because I really wanted the story to go on. I'm sorry for the mistakes and hope you enjoy it.

P.S. Why do I always have such a problem with writing the ending

Summary: Every woman loves diamonds

Words: 1200+

Warnings: AGE GAP, fluff, mistakes

My works: You are my home;  I do not stare, I admire;  Christmas Shopping 

Christmas is a time for family and friends, for warm drinks and warm laughter, for sharing good stories and books, a time for the wealth of loving bonds, to see the "unseen" everything that makes living so wonderful every day of the year. This year was really hard and for you, it was the first time you spent Christmas without your family. Luckily, you weren't alone.

"Y / N have you seen my watch, the one Scott gave me last year?"

"Did you check on your hand?" you laughed.

"Don't be so smart pretty girl" Chris walked up to you and kissed you on the forehead.

You smiled as you turned away from him and walked towards the wardrobes. Although you did not spend these holidays with your family, you did spend them in the company of the sexiest, most wonderful, and beloved man in the world. You were happy that at least he came into your life in this strange and crazy year.

"Ready?"

You nodded and grabbed his hand.

The Evans family home was far from a peaceful oasis. Children running around, adults talking, the sounds of the TV and toys mixed with Christmas songs in the background. You had to admit that you liked such a holiday very much. For as long as you can remember, it was always just you, mom, and dad. There were many more people here.

Late in the evening time slowed down. Tired children sat and watched Christmas cartoons and movies, while adults sat on the couch, armchairs, and the floor. The gingerbread men with their chocolate buttons and eyes were resting on the plate. Soon they will be dunked in Italian style hot chocolate.

When the end credits of Frozen appeared on the TV, Chris stood up and walked over to the piano in the corner of the room. You smiled as you stroked the Dodger who was sleeping soundly on the couch next to you, his head in your lap. Scott took his brother's place on your dear side mumbling something under his nose that how was it possible that the dog was sitting on the couch and he was on the floor, and you burst out laughing and nudged him with your elbow. After a short while, Chris started playing one of the famous Christmas tunes.

Christmas tree lights flickered as if they are the moon on a starry night; bright, beautiful, and breath-taking, illuminating your boyfriend's profile. And the sound stirs wonders in your soul.

You were never in love like you were in love with Chris. This feeling is so strange; it stretches throughout my whole body. It’s overwhelming, yet makes you feel complete. It feels as though you are in a dangerous fire, yet you are completely safe at the same time. It feels as though someone's given you peace. It feels as though your heart is dancing around your chest.

After playing a few songs, Chris stood up and, not taking his eyes off you, walked over, taking something out of his pocket in the meantime. You were a little distracted from talking to Scott until Chris stood in front of you and looked at you with those blue eyes of his.

"Y / N" he began and knelt on one knee. In his hand, he held a small satin box which he opened, and you saw a silver diamond ring. "When I first met you, you seemed like a free bird who doesn't care about the future and lives only in the present, but I quickly realized that there was much more to you. Getting to know you day after day I saw how you have your life planned, and at least you try to do it as far as fate allows you "he laughed nervously. Tears started to build up in your eyes and your breath got stuck in your lungs, you couldn't draw air, but it felt good. " Falling in love with you and I realized you are my home. When you smile at me, time stops, when your hands wrapping around me you made me feel safe. When your eyes are locked on mine, it's like I can see galaxies instead of just pupils. Having you in my life makes me feel like everything's possible in this world like I can conquer anything. I don't regret meeting you and I know I might be your first but what I really wish in life is for you to be your last.” Chris took a deep breath. "We used to talk about children, the future, marriage. And when I asked if at 22 you would be ready to start a family with someone, you replied that if you could find the right person you would say yes without hesitating. So I hope I am the one. the right person and answer "yes" to my question. Will you marry me, Princess? "

When he asked you it was as if every ounce of breath was taken from your lungs floating into the air like midnight smoke. You never thought you would hear that question from someone, and certainly not from Chris Evans. But life likes to surprise as it turns out. Seeing the man kneeling in front of you, the world began to spin around you. But you knew he was the one.

Every time he kissed you it felt like the world stopped, leaving just the two of us to wander the earth together. Every time you held your face between his hands it felt like he was untying all of my knots. Holding you for eternity in the arms you’ve grown so accustomed to. This is what falling in love was like, a story you never wanted to end. For so long you had longed for it, and now you feel so complete.

You were so lost in your thoughts that you did not realize how many minutes had passed since Chris asked you.

"Y / N" you heard a little girl's voice "I guess you should answer now," Stella said as she stared at you.

You looked again at the man kneeling in front of you. Chris was clearly panicked and nervous. His eyes looked at you, waiting for what you said. His whole life depended now on what words left his mouth.

"I'm sorry ..." you started and you swore you heard the loud beating heart in Chris's chest break to pieces and tears appeared in his eyes. You smiled and put your hands on his cheeks, unable to contain your emotions. "Yes, yes, I'll marry you, Chris," you finally said, feeling the tears trickle down your cheeks.

Chris breathed a sigh of relief and slipped the ring on your finger and practically attacked your mouth. He did not care that his relatives surrounded him. At that moment, he was the happiest man in the world. He shoved his tongue into those mouths, making you groan softly as your tongues danced together.

"I love you so damn much, Princess"

"I love you too, handsome"

You both confessed when you pulled away to catch your breath.

Maybe 2020 hasn't been as fucked up as it seems.

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Tag: @patzammit  

[unlikelymilkshakedream]

A/n: Happy Valentines day! In honor I thought I would write something for those singles who are wanting a person today (its me, I'm singles) enjoy!

Once a year, every year, on the same day, people celebrate love on February 14. It was no different in the town with pep. The day started out normal as they usually do, but as you can guess, things are never truly normal in riverdale.

You woke up in your bed, safe and sound as one only hopes to do. Your day had not been filled with heart shaped candies and flowers just yet. You had to work at the towns register until 6 that night, which did not entice you on this special day. As you turned over and looked at the clock, you saw the time read 8:30 and by 9:30 you needed to be at your job.

As you climbed out of bed to go to the bathroom, your phone lit up. You looked and it was your boyfriend, Sweet Pea, wishing you a happy valentines day.

'Happy valentines day baby, I know you gotta work, but tonight I promise I'll tak le care of you<3'

You smiled to yourself, your boyfriend knew you wanted nothing more than to spend the day with him and luckily, you would do just that tonight thanks to him.

'Thanks baby, happy valentines day to you too, I wish I could be with you today, but I promise ill make it up to you tonight<3'

You smiled to yourself and thought about what sweet pea would do tonight. You hoped for sex, and probably sweet pea thought the same way. Since you started dating him over a year ago, you two have gotten each other like no one else could, on the streets and in the sheets.

As soon as 9:45 rolled around, you left for your job at 10 and as the hours ticked by, you could not think of anything more boring in the world to be doing right now. What really got you was once it got to 5pm, people started walking by, holding hands and flowers, and you wished this last hour would speed by, but knew it wouldn't.

Once it was 6pm, you were the happiest you had been all night. You left the register, biding farewell to your co worker, Ms. Johnson, and looked around for sweet pea. No seeing him, you texted him.

'Hey baby, I'm done with work, can you give me a ride?'

Just as you hit send, you heard the familiar rumble of his motorcycle and looked up to see sweet pea standing against his bike with flowers and chocolates looking like he wanted nothing more than to hold you in his arms.

You went over to him, blushing at how thoughtful your boyfriend was.

"What's all this sweets?" He wrapped his arms around you as he kissed your cheek.

"Just wanted to make sure my girl knows how much I love her." You stepped back and blushed, taking the flowers and chocolates from him, giggling.

"Aw, baby, you're so sweet to me, aha, get it?" He rolled his eyes at you and laughed. You always could make him laugh and thought there wasn't a more enjoyable sound.

As you got on the bike behind him, you inhaled his scent and smiled, holding on to his waist as he took off towards his trailer.

Once you arrived at his trailer he wasted no time pulling you and right there you thought to yourself, 'its gonna be a good night'

Once he got inside he turned to you, smiling and blushing.

"Whats up pea?" He smiled and exhaled a laugh. Standing back, you looked at the floor and saw a trail of rose peddles.

Giggling, you started to follow the trail. As you went further down the hallway, the trail led to the bathroom door, you cracked it open and saw the bathroom dimly lit, a bubble bath going with rose pedal on top of the bubbles and candles lit all around.

You turned back to sweet pea and gasped. "Omg, did you do all this for me?" He wrapped his arms around you from behind and laid his head on your shoulder.

"Just wanted to make sure my girl knows how much I love her." He said blushing. You giggled as you turned your head, your lips inches from each other.

"I bet this water is getting cold, wanna join me?" He smiled at nodded his head, helping you strip down to your black lace bralette and your under wear. He striped to his black briefs and got in the tub. He held his hands out for your to climb into his arms.

As you sunk your body into the warm water and laid back against his chest, you felt so loved and wanted, more than you ever had in your life. And as he wrapped his arms around you, you leaned against him and closed your eyes.

You felt so at peace that you thought nothing could make this night better. Soon, sweet pea started rubbing your arms and humming a song. You turned your head to him as smiled as you looked into his dark chocolate eyes.

"Thank you so much sweet pea. This is absolutely perfect." He brought his lips to your in a deep, loving kiss, unusual to its normal roughness he gave you.

"I love you so much y/n, I would do anything for you." As he said those words, you looked at him and felt your heart race. You loved this man and everything he gave you, you loved him and always would, you wanted nothing more than to make him happy.

"I love you too Sweets, so fuckung much, I love you." Your eyes were full of love and desire, just as his were. He kissed you again and you shifted in the bath so that you were straddling him. He kissed you tenderly, rushing nothing and worshipping you.

The kiss broke as you laid your forehead against his, eyes closed. You two held each other so close, it was the best thing ever.

"I love you so much." You whispered. As you opened your eyes, you saw him look at you with so much love you thought you could die right on the spot.

"I love you too y/n, more than anything." You kissed him again and felt it deepen, wanting now to bring him pleasure, he knew how you felt and helped remove your under wear, his soon following. As you started, the water began sloshing around you, no one caring, and nothing being rushed or forced.

As your bundle of nerves was growing, sweet pea only made you feel incredibly loved, nothing more than wanted and desired. This man loved you like no other and he loved you just as much, made sure you were happy and felt loved.

As you reached you climax, he helped you, still being gentle and sweet, as if you were made of glass. As you felt your climax, you breathed out "I love you so much"

And as both of you came down from your highs, he did nothing but praise you and tell you how much he loved you.

He chuckled, and you thought there was never a better sound. "Uh, baby, I think this bath is spoiled." You giggled.

"What on earth shall we do?" He laughed again. "Allow me to take over." You nodded and he stood up and got out of the tub, and picked you up bridal style. He brought you into his bedroom and you saw, on the bed a heart shaped figure made out of rose pedals.

He set you down, and your knees wobbled. He held you to his chest as you looked at the bed. You turned to him and gasped. "You did this?" He smiled and kissed you.

"I would do anything for you baby. I love you so much." You smiled and felt your eyes watering, ignoring it and trying to hold back tears. As you looked at him, a tear rolled down your cheek.

"Your so good to me, I don't deserve you. I love you so much sweet pea." He kissed you and brought you older to the bed. He laid you down and got in next to you. Bringing you to his chest, he flipped on the TV and started playing your favorite show of all time, Supernatural. It also just so happened to be the valentines episode.

Soon enough, you both were feeling tired and drifter to sleep in each other's arms, loving him more than ever and wanting nothing more than to bring him the happiness he brought you.

A/n: wow writing this really made me lonely as fuck. Damn, anyway hope you enjoyed! Happy Valentines day!

[krisingtons]

Happy Birthday Toshinori Yagi / All Might!

To celebrate the Symbol of Peace's birthday, here is my take on Toshinori's potential astrology natal chart, complete with explanations and reasoning. Buckle up for the highly specific, mashing up two niche interests post that literally no one asked for.

For BNHA Fans:

I will do my absolute best to explain the chart below step-by-step. If there's anything you want to know more about, feel free to ask or consult an online resource with the terms I used.

All the placements I've chosen are based on what we know in canon. Any new information we receive in canon may change this post.

The only official astrology information we have in canon is Toshinori's Sun sign, which is Gemini based on his June 10th birthday. (I'll get into this.)

After looking at some of the Sun signs Horikoshi gave to different characters, I'm convinced the man knows at least a little bit about astrology because they're very on point for everyone.

For Astrologers:

I only focused on the seven personal planets, even though I believe the generational planets have a big impact on the BNHA universe. It was just more than I could focus on.

I did not bother with the decans other than to vaguely have a sense of it, especially for the angles. I messed a few up slightly.

I also did not bother with retrogrades, even though I suspect Toshinori has one or two (I suspect Mars in particular).

I use Whole Sign Houses. To calculate houses, start with the AC, then move one sign counter-clockwise for each house. (Here, Leo is the 1st, Virgo is the 2nd, etc.)

For the moment of truth...

Toshinori Yagi's Astrology Natal Chart

(Yes, I drew it by hand. I'll zoom in for specific parts)

Sun, Moon, Rising

Since the only piece of information we have to work with from canon is Toshinori's Sun sign, let's start there.

The bigger circle surrounding the smaller circle represents Toshinori's Sun. Born on June 10th, this makes him a Gemini Sun. The Sun represents the ego, how the outer world sees us, and Geminis are very talkative, sociable, playful, and charming, but can be reluctant to engage with deeper feelings and are often restless for activity. As far as an astrological starting point goes, well done, Horikoshi. These themes clearly show up in Toshinori/All Might's external identity, and as I'll share, it plays a big part in his career, too, since I put it in the 11th house of community and serving others. (Note that conjunct MC, astrologers.) Next, let's talk about Toshinori's Moon.

This is the symbol for the moon. I feel pretty strongly that Toshinori has an Aquarius Moon. The moon represents our emotions, our inner life, and sometimes our mother. Aquarius is all about society, community, an unconventional way of doing things, and an idealism for what could be. Aquarius' often feel a push and pull between needing independence and needing to connect with others emotionally and intellectually. Not only does this seem to cover Toshinori's inner life well, but his mother figure served those ideals, too. Let's move on to the Rising Sign, also known as the AC. The Rising Sign indicates what sign was on the horizon at the time someone was born.

I placed his Rising Sign in Leo for two reasons. First, Leo is ruled by the Sun, and since Toshinori clearly embodies many of the traits of his Sun sign, it made sense to double down on that. Second, Leo Rising perfectly places his Sun in the 11th house of friendship, community, hopes and wishes, and social goals.

Mercury and Venus

Moving on to Mercury and Venus, these two planets go well together because they have rules about their distance from the Sun. Mercury can never be more than one sign away from the Sun, while Venus can never be more than two signs away due to their physical proximity to the Sun from our viewpoint on Earth.

First, Mercury.

Mercury is the symbol next to the Sun that (ironically) looks like it has bunny ears. Mercury indicates how we communicate things and how we learn. It is at home in Gemini, and people with a Gemini Mercury are often witty and knowledgeable. With it so close to the Sun and the Midheaven (which we'll get to later), it indicates how much his words were a part of his "brand" in his career, both through catchphrases and through frequent media appearances.

Now, Venus.

This was probably the toughest one to place for me (and for the astrologers paying close attention, I probably placed the degree too far from the Sun, my bad). I decided to put it in Aries in the 9th house for a couple of reasons.

First, Venus rules Toshinori's 10th house of career, and the 9th house represents, among other things, international travel and higher education. All Might's career was largely based on his time studying abroad and branding himself with symbolism from a country other than his own. Venus also represents things we love and our creative energy, and All Might clearly has a love of all things American.

Then, I placed Venus in Aries because Aries is ruled by Mars. It's a sign and planet of action, demonstrating Toshinori's drive in his career. However, Mars is also a planet that is considered violent, symbolizing war and things that literally cut. This pairs well with where I've placed Mars as shown below.

Mars

Alright, Mars is important canon-wise. As I just mentioned from Venus, Mars is a planet that cuts, which indicates war. And I've placed it in Cancer, which is Toshinori's 12th house. The 12th house, among other things, indicates service, sacrifice, mental health, and enemies. Toshinori literally sacrificed himself, his body, his life, by fighting a long-time enemy, an enemy he trained years to fight (hello again, 9th house Venus). Cancer is ruled by the Moon, which pairs well with his sense of service, too, since it's in Aquarius.

Jupiter and Saturn

Here's where we get into the meat of canon.

Jupiter first.

Jupiter is at home in Pisces, a sign that's all about dreams, saving the world, charitable giving, but also elusiveness. Jupiter, meanwhile is one of the best planets in Toshinori's chart, not only because it's in Pisces, but because Jupiter is all about good fortune, blessings, and opportunities. I've put it in the 8th house, which, among other things, signifies things that are inherited. That's right, my take on Toshinori's astrology indicates him getting One for All.

Planets in the 8th house can also indicate how someone handles a crisis, and Jupiter gives Toshinori the strength and positive attitude to handle a crisis well.

Finally, Saturn.

Saturn is like the Dad of the sky, indicating structure, discipline, and order. I've put it in Sagittarius, which is Toshinori's 5th house. Jupiter also rules Sagittarius, doubling down on the power of Jupiter in his chart. More importantly, the 5th house represents children and other ways we leave our legacy in the world. Saturn in the 5th house often indicates people who raise children that are not their own. This can be through adoption, step-parenting, or... mentorships. Hello, Izuku!

People with Saturn in the 5th house also are not inclined to relax, choosing to work more in lieu of leisure time.

What about all those lines?

Alright, I admittedly don't want to get too much into the aspect lines (the red and blue ones) because that goes more in-depth than I wanted, but they are purposeful. If you're interested in aspects, I encourage you to look up Squares, Trines, and Oppositions in particular.

I will mention the Midheaven, though. The Midheaven (MC) is the highest point in the sky, but not an actual physical body.

The MC represents a person's calling or vocation. If the Midheaven is not in the 10th house of career, it imports the themes of the house its placed in into someone's career. I've placed it again in Toshinori's 11th house of community since that's obviously a big part of his career. I also did that because the MC is always countered by the IC, which indicates someone's home and family life. Tumblr won't let me add another image, but if you go back up to Saturn, you can see the IC is also in Toshinori's 5th house, doubling down on the idea that mentor/mentee relationships play a big part in his sense of family.

As one final note, some of you may have noticed that I did place the north and south node in Toshinori's chart in the 5th and 11th house respectively. I won't get into detail here, but I wanted to give you the term in case you wanted to look it up. It's actually pretty significant this year, though, because the nodes indicate which signs eclipses happen in for that year, and it just so happens that there is a Solar Eclipse in Gemini today!

There you have it! I hope you enjoyed my wildly specific birthday post for Toshinori Yagi, better known as All Might. I'm wishing the happiest of birthdays to our favorite sunflower!

[elvendoodles]

The Elf Witch's Revenge: Images and Translations

Just like I did for The Power of Dark Magic, I'll scan the pages and take to Photoshop for a proper English version. This one was translated from Polish, so there's likely to be more errors, so bear with me here!

Meeting With Ragana

Aira was lying on a ledge. Fortunately, the fall from the bridge turned out harmless and neither her nor the dragon's egg, which she gripped tightly, were harmed. Suddenly she saw the Wind Dragon. At first she was a little afraid of her, but the dragon was not at all dangerous and she seemed to want to be friends. So Aira took a few steps towards her. Then the dragon picked her up with her tail and put her on her back! And then it soared into the air and headed towards the Dragon Sanctuary, where help awaited them.

The story continues on for another four pages, but I'll save that for photoshop

Lovely picture, living for Emily's pose! But the coloring on Farran's face looks strange? Like he's wearing clown makeup... This happens a couple more times in the book

Gorgeous spread!

Avengers Assemble!

These pages have little about sections for the elves:

Azari Firedancer

Power: She controls the element of fire

Traits: Spontaneous, bold, talkative

Naida Riverheart

Power: She controls the element of water

Traits: Caring, helpful, brave

Aira Windwhistler

Power: She controls the element of air

Traits: Energetic, intelligent, joyful

Farran Leafshade

Power: He controls the element of earth

Traits: Friendly, caring, funny

Ragana Shadowflame

Elf witch

Power: Can use dark magic

Traits: Conceited, cunning, power hungry

Sira Copperbranch

Also known as Sky Captain

Power: Controls the element of earth, but dreams of being a wind elf

Traits: Confident, clever, go-getting

Tidus Stormsurfer

Power: Controls the element of water, can tame dragons

Traits: Polite, calm, assertive

Squad

Lovely Little Ones

Everyone is delighted at the sight of little dragons. Read the tips and number the little ones, starting with the earliest that hatched from the egg.

The eldest has wings like flames,

The one after him rises above the ground like the wind,

The third loves baths,

The fourth holds many flowers,

And the youngest had blue eyes and is from a royal family.

By far the cutest versions of the dragon babies. Ultra upgrade from the boxart/stickerbook

I will also die for Floria

🎶Sing a happy little work-ing song!🎶

Digging the art. Likely gonna throw this on my redraw list

Like Two Drops of Water

While all of Emily's friends have pointed ears and the power to control the elements, each one of them is unique. Take the quiz and find out which elf you are most like.

1. I am a champion ..

in coming up with brilliant ideas,

in improving other people's mood,

in getting out of trouble,

in pursuit of making your dreams come true.

2) I would like to...

learn to sing

be more patient

sometimes worry less,

have more self-confidence.

3) A great idea for an afternoon is ...

interesting book,

gossip and mess with friends,

walk the dog,

board game tournament.

4) If it turned out that I could fly, then...

I would be the happiest person in the world!

I certainly wouldn't fly - after all, I have a fear of heights!

I'd race against the fastest birds in the world!

I would make a special suit to fly even faster.

5) The coolest job is ...

astronaut.

music star.

vet.

diver.

WHICH ANSWER DO YOU CHOOSE THE MOST OFTEN?

You have a lot in common with AIRA.

You would certainly be friends with AZARI.

You would get along great with FARRAN.

You are very similar to NAIDA.

That's all for now! I'll be heading home at the end of the week, so those scans and English edits will be coming soon!

[justanotherlifeff]

Levi Ackerman × reader

Genre: Angst, Hurt/comfort, Fluff, matured themes, slowburn

Warning: There's mentions and descriptions of underage rape and suicidal themes and self harm and other triggering stuff. THERE IS SMUT IN THIS CHAPTER

6 months later

"Oi Hanji! Give her something for the pain and do something fucking useful for once!" Levi growled as (Y/N) almost sprained his hand with a squeeze as she held his hand during another contraction. Levi deeply regretted teaching her those exercises to improve her strength all those months back. "Calm down Levi. I'm not the doctor here and I am not using some experimental pain killer that I made without any human testing on my best friend." Hanji replied to him calmly. Levi was loosing his grip as he wasn't ready for it.

When (Y/N) told him that her water broke at dawn, he panicked more than he ever did in his entire life. More than when Kenny taught him how to use knives by almost killing him. "Sir, we can't allow you to stay here... She will have her delivery soon..." a nurse meekly told the fuming captain, only to receive a deadly glare from him. If looks could kill, the nurse would've been dead by now. "Levi, listen to them. They delivered more babies than most of the survey corps’ titan kills." Hanji tried to reason with him. However, that seemed to stop working for the last 8 hours, after (Y/N)'s contractions began. "Levi, as the commander of the survey corps, I command you to get the fuck out of this room." Hanji told him in a commanding tone as she lost all patience with him. He was testing her like a spoilt child for the last 8 hours about almost everything.

Levi fell asleep on the chair in the waiting room. Hanji was sitting beside him, quiet sleepy herself. At least she took an afternoon nap yesterday and she felt immensely guilty for giving a huge pile of paperwork to Levi the same day. He had been working all day and wasn't able to sleep at night too as (Y/N)'s contractions started at dawn. Buying their home at Trost was a great decision as the hospital was nearby as (Y/N) had a hard time riding a horse to get there. Both Levi squad and (Y/N) squad was there except Marie, who apparently had a headache.

Hanji personally never liked Marie either and she agreed with Levi about the fact that this girl was trying to double cross (Y/N). However, Hanji saw why (Y/N) refused to let her go. If she only cooperated, she could've been a good asset to the team. It had been 2 more hours since Hanji got Levi to get out of the delivery room, 10 hours since (Y/N)'s water broke. After these agonising two hours, a nurse entered the waiting room with a pained look but a smile while rubbing her hands. It didn't take long for Hanji to figure out that she offered (Y/N) to hold her hand, given that her hand looked red. Watching the nurse, Hanji was barely able to tap Levi's shoulder twice as he jerked awake and asked the nurse in panic.

"Is (Y/N) okay?". Hanji realised that Levi took the pained look on the nurse's face as a signal to something is wrong other than the fact that (Y/N) squeezed the soul out the poor woman's hand. "Yes they both are fine. They are cleaning the baby as we speak. Congratulations Mr Ackerman. It's a boy. Would you like to see them?" The nurse asked with a smile. Hanji noticed that Levi looked paler than usual. His hands were shaking a bit too. "Yes." Levi answered after getting a grip on himself.

Levi followed the nurse into the cabin where (Y/N) had been transferred. Everyone else followed too. They were made to wait till (Y/N) was transferred into the cabin but that didn't take too long. As the nurse opened the door and walked in, Levi saw a scene that he, even in his wildest dreams never imagined. There on the bed right opposite to the door laid (Y/N), a small white bundle in her arms. She looked tired, almost as if she would pass out but there was a slight smile on her face as her eyes were filled with curiosity and love as she looked at the small bundle. "She doesn't look like herself at all..." Levi internally thought.

Yes, (Y/N) didn't have the look of a ruthless killer anymore. She looked different. "She's giving off the same expression that my mother used to have..." Levi thought curiously as he stepped towards (Y/N). That's when he realised why (Y/N) had such a sudden change. That's because what he saw affected him too. Almost as greatly as it did to (Y/N). Inside the small, there was this small baby, with raven hair, eyes the exact copy of Levi, only they were (E/C) instead of the steel grey that Levi's eyes hold. "He even got that constipated look" Hanji muttered as she followed Levi towards (Y/N).

At this point, Levi sat down abruptly on the chair right in front of the bed. His legs were shaking. There was no balance in his body. Years of training, his unbreakable balance, his extreme reflexes, all gone after looking at this sight. "I have a kid..." Levi's voice croaked out suddenly. Both his squad, (Y/N)'s squad, Hanji and (Y/N) herself looked at him as if they just saw something extremely unexpected happen. It was unexpected after all. Levi, the person who never got his guard down after meeting Kenny, was weak, vulnerable and he didn't bother hiding it.

"Levi, are you okay?" Hanji asked Levi before anyone else as everyone was extremely taken aback by Levi's actions. Even (Y/N) was taken aback as she never saw Levi like this. "Levi... " (Y/N) tried to say but her voice was raspy as her throat was dry. Without saying any more, (Y/N), extended a hand towards his, held his hand gently, trying to make him feel better. "Can I hold...it?" Levi muttered, as he got some grip on himself after (Y/N) held his hand. "Oi Levi! Don't call your own son it!" Hanji exclaimed. "Hanji, let him be. I'm sure he's having a hard time processing it all. I am too." (Y/N) told Hanji, her voice still raspy. The nurse helped to take the baby from (Y/N)'s arms and gave it to Levi, teaching how to hold the baby.

The baby simply stared at Levi, as if he was hugely disappointed with the fact that he was taken from his mother. Levi just stared at the baby for a few moments. He had a family now. He found someone who gave him the reason to live on and now he has a child, someone who he could give the good childhood he never got. Hesitantly, Levi placed a light kiss on the baby's forehead, surprising the whole group of people in the room, not surprising (Y/N) too much as she saw Levi showing emotions before. (Y/N) just smiled, knowing that the man before her was at peace.

They both were at peace. Her dreams came true. She now has a family. The both of them finally found happiness. "You guys, I'll contact the Reeves company and get meat for you all. Sasha, you will be cooking and arranging everything at my house. I'll pay for everything." Levi told everyone, looking at them with a small smile on his face. "M-meat? You will buy meat for us?" Sasha stammered before shouting out, "HEICHOU! YOU ARE THE BEST SQUAD LEADER ANYONE CAN POSSIBLY GET!" while crying like a maniac. Everyone else looked happy and thanked Levi for the treat.

"Guys, get out now. I need some rest" (Y/N) stated after a while. Everyone already took turns to hold the baby and Levi proved to be an overprotective father, as he inspected everyone as they took the baby and snapped at Connie when he made a mistake trying to hold the baby. No one wanted to leave though, as the baby was just too cute to leave alone. After some groans of disappointment, they all left. All except Levi.

"What will we name him?" (Y/N) asked him. She didn't want to bring the topic up in front of the others as she didn't want their contribution in this matter. "What about Farlan?" Levi answered after thinking for a moment. "Sure. It's a nice name. Farlan Ackerman sounds good." (Y/N) answered with a smile. The baby was asleep on the cot beside the bed. Levi looked at him and sighed. "Yeah. It sounds nice" He answered, a small smile forming on his face. He then walked towards (Y/N), patted her head gently and said, "Take some rest. I'll be back soon. I'll have to take a nap myself.". That's when (Y/N) noticed how tired he looked. Levi was used to being sleep deprived. That's not what tired him. What tired him was the amount of tension he went through for the last 11 hours. He very much needed a nap.

(Y/N) was woken by the sound of the door of the cabin opening. She had a sound sleep as the nurses took care of Farlan except for the times when he had to be fed. (Y/N) noticed that it was already evening as she saw the orange light coming from the window into the room. It was Pixis who just entered the room. Of course, it didn't surprise (Y/N). After what he did on her wedding, she came to acknowledge the fact that Pixis was completely unpredictable.

"I see that I have a grandchild now." Pixis stated with a smirk. "Yes. That part was obvious." (Y/N) replied with a stoic expression. "Don't be so bland (Y/N). I'm just here to see the baby. I haven't seen many new-borns in my lifetime." Pixis answered as he walked towards the cot. "Did you ever see me when I was a baby?" (Y/N) asked in return. Pixis stopped in front of the cot and answered, "No. I didn't.". He tried to hide it but his voice showed some remorse and so, (Y/N) didn't further question him. "His eyes look a lot like Levi. What's his name?" Pixis asked (Y/N), as he looked at the sleeping baby. "Farlan" (Y/N) answered. "Ah I see." Pixis answered. Before he could say anything more, Levi entered the room.

He just came back after getting the best sleep of his life as he felt like the happiest person on earth. However, seeing Pixis there worried him. That guy abandoned (Y/N) after all. "Should I give you some privacy?" he asked (Y/N) as he figured that (Y/N) would like to talk to Pixis alone. After all, their relationship was worse than just shaky and Levi thought that him being there would just make things more awkward. "No it's fine. You can stay" (Y/N) answered. After Levi entered the room, Pixis told him, "Congratulations on being a father" with a smile.

"Thank you." Levi answered curtly. The baby was awake by now as Pixis picked him up. "So, we all will pretend as if we are one big happy family?" Levi asked Pixis, raising an eyebrow. After all, the last thing Levi expected was that he would see Pixis holding his son. "Whatever helps him sleep at night" (Y/N) scoffed. To that Pixis let out a brief laugh before saying, "No wonder you're my daughter. However, you've got the sharp tongue of your mother...". At that, (Y/N) stopped him and said, "Don't compare me to that foul woman." with a frown.

"Okay. I won't. Anyway, I will have to take my leave now. And Levi, everyone likes to play family at some point. I won't deny that I'm the reason for which (Y/N) had a horrible life but we can't change that now can we?" Pixis answered before keeping Farlan in the cot and leaving the room. "Are you okay (Y/N)?" Levi asked (Y/N) as he didn't know how (Y/N) felt about the whole thing. "Yeah I'm fine. I personally don't accept him as my father but I'm glad that Farlan will probably have a grandfather. At this point, the only thing I care about is Farlan's happiness as I already found mine" (Y/N) told him with a smile.

1 month and a week later

(Y/N) made certain errors in her prediction from 6 months ago. She had her delivery a week before it was predicted. Farlan however, was healthier than ever. She also took more than a month to recover. A month and half to be exact. Thus, the expedition had to be delayed for a week. Levi didn't even have to push Hanji about it because Hanji figured out how long (Y/N) would actually take to recover a few weeks after she gave birth. She made all the arrangements for the delay of the expeditions by then much to (Y/N)'s disappointment. She however couldn't complain later when she really took a week more to recover. That gave them two weeks to eradicate all titans left in Wall Maria.

Hundreds of titans were killed using the executioner from hell before winter. The plan was that there would be two expeditions. Each with 3 days worth of supply. The survey corps would be divided into two groups. One would be travelling from Trost, eastwards, facing every titan on the way and travelling in groups, 2 squads in each, to attract the titans till they reach Utopia. The other would be travelling from Utopia, westwards till they reach Trost. The only two strategists capable of leading a team if something went terribly wrong were Hanji and (Y/N), with Hanji clearly being better than (Y/N) due to her longer experience in battle. Thus, it was decided that (Y/N), along with Levi's experience, would lead the group from Trost while Hanji would lead the group from Utopia.

The Survey corps had 201 members by now, Levi squad having an extra. The usual squad had 5 members including the squad leader. 20 squads would be there on each group. The formation would be such that every group of two squads would be 10 km apart from eachother. If something went wrong with the formation, red smoke signals would be used. (Y/N) squad and Levi squad, partnered with two other squads, would be positioned in the middle of the formation so that they could immediately run to help if any other squad is harmed. It would, however, take about an hour to get the formation done as the distance between wall Maria and Wall Rose is 100 km and survey corps horses could run at a speed of 80km/hr. Levi squad will give Armin to Hanji squad so that the other team could use the strength they are lacking due to the absence of either one of Levi, (Y/N) or a titan shifter, given that, Armin was the most powerful titan shifter on the team.

Thus, the team from Trost would have a hundred members while the team from Utopia would have a hundred and one. The survival rate this time, would only be a 50% however as everyone is expected to charge straight at the titans instead of running.

"You all will be using your 3DMG to go and get all the dummies cut. However, from today till the expedition, you'll all be competing against (Y/N) here. If any of you can get around the forest before her, congratulations, you stand a chance against her if she just got out of a delivery. If any of you gets tangled in your own wire again, I swear I'll kick you out of the survey corps." Levi lectured all the cadets. (Y/N) joined them as planned today, so that she can brush up her training. The last night, Levi personally took (Y/N) to check if she can use 3DMG, and (Y/N) surprised him.

She was almost as good as before her pregnancy leave. Sure, she was still rough around some edges, her movements weren't as flawless as it was before, her speed decreased noticeably too but she still was better than all recruits combined. All the cadets were greatly interested in watching (Y/N) in action. (Y/N) was the only person in the entire Survey corps who's 3DMG skills were comparable to Levi's. Everyone knew that and as the new recruits never saw (Y/N) in action, competing her seemed like a very good sport to them. Defeating (Y/N) meant coming second to the strongest in humanity. Levi squad and (Y/N) squad however knew that it wasn't possible. "Everyone, assume positions!" Levi commanded and everyone ran to the line drawn in front of the forest. They all stood in line, ready to take off. "And go!" Levi instructed and everyone took off.

The new recruits were surprised to see (Y/N) getting way ahead of everyone at a speed that was impossible for them to reach. "What the hell? She isn't even using too much gas..." one of the recruits exclaimed. (Y/N) was out of their sight in no time and as they found the dummies, every one of them had a perfect slice cut off it's nape. There were 16 dummies in total. It took the others 30 minutes to find and cut down every single one of them and getting out while (Y/N) did the same in 13 minutes. Levi squad and (Y/N) squad took 25 minutes while Mikasa took 18. "Good work out there." Levi told (Y/N) as she flew out of the forest. "Well, I usually am faster than that." (Y/N) answered, as she got her blades in the sheathes in the 3DMG. "Yes. I know that. If you didn't just have a delivery last month, I'd have been disappointed." Levi answered to that. (Y/N) just gave a "mhhm" for reply before she spoke again.

"I'm not so sure if leaving Farlan with Hanji was a good idea..." (Y/N) muttered. "Well, he'll be fine." Levi answered casually. "Are you sure about that? Hanji did try to make him walk at the age of three weeks for her experiments... " (Y/N) muttered remembering the time when Hanji tried to test if Levi's genetics had something that made them become physically developed more easily than others given that all the other known ackermans, Kenny and Mikasa, had good fighting abilities. Of course, Hanji's experiments didn't work and Farlan got hurt and cried, which sounded more angry than pained, thus scaring Hanji to death as Levi gave Hanji a death glare once it happened. After all, Levi did try to kill a commander before.

5 days later

"Hanji, the milk is in the cupboard in the kitchen with the bottle. Boil the bottle before feeding Farlan. The nappies, shirts and blankets are in the third drawer in the wardrobe of mine and Levi's room. If Farlan wets himself, just take anything from there. I kept everything packed in a bag which is also in the wardrobe so that you can bring it when you come to the headquarters. And Hanji, don't try to do any experiments. I'm trusting you on this." (Y/N) explained Hanji. "You explained all of that to me every single day of this week you know." Hanji mentioned in a flat tone. "Well, I was just reminding you..." (Y/N) started before Hanji stopped her and said in a light tone, "Come on (Y/N)! I literally lead the survey corps! Farlan will be fine. Don't worry so much.". "Yeah... I guess I'm a bit too paranoid... Thanks for all the help Hanji." (Y/N) answered with a smile. "Yeah yeah I know. You'll be late for training if you keep trying to remind me stuff now. So, get out." Hanji pushed (Y/N) out of the house.

(Y/N) POV

When I reached the survey corps headquarter and walked in the training grounds, Levi was already there. "You're late. You're doing 50 laps after training." he told me with a frown. Yes, I obviously never got special treatment from him in case of work related matters. I appreciated it though as our personal lives shouldn't interfere with work. The female cadets looked happy with the fact that I got laps. Well, it doesn't matter. It isn't like they have the guts to make a move on Levi. "Well, assume positions now. I'll be following you all." Levi commanded everyone. I joined everyone in front of the starting line. "And go!" Levi instructed as we all shot forward.

"Make as less moves as possible. Preserve gas. Find the locations of the dummies and cut them." my mind kept repeating as I sped towards the forest. The slightest movements caught my attention as some recruits were left to move the dummies. One, two, three... My mind counted as I kept making perfect cuts on every dummy. Just as I landed outside the forest, I found no one. Of course, Levi mentioned that he will be following us in the next training exercise. He probably is with the other recruits.

After about 20 more minutes, everyone else appeared with Levi. Levi looked at me, his eyes showing appreciation. "You reached your previous records. Your moves are as good as before now. Good job." he complimented before turning to the new recruits and saying, "You all couldn't improve any more than 30 minutes in six fucking months and she did the same fucking job in 11 minutes by a week after having a delivery about a month and half ago. This is why I don't train brats like you all. I don't know how Shadis keeps his cool with you all.". He said all of that calmly with a stoic expression but the girls in the group almost started crying already. Levi then turned to my squad and his own squad and said, "You all did okay. There's still room for improvement though.". They all saluted and Levi motioned them to be at ease before looking at me and saying, "Well, what are you waiting for? Go get the laps done."

2 hours and 30 minutes later

I finally was done with the laps. Hanji came by with Farlan and saw me doing laps in the training grounds. 400 meters each lap. About 20 km. "And here I thought shorty was getting soft..." Hanji shook her head as she ran beside me carrying Farlan when she found me. "Well, he honestly got softer than before. I remember him shouting at me back when I took a minute to get a dummy down. Now he's saying his squad that they did a good job after they took 25 minutes to get 16 dummies." I answered. No wonder they weren't improving.

I went to my office to get the extra uniform I usually keep there incase if the one I'm wearing gets dirty. With that, I went to the female bathrooms and took a bath, changed my uniform, went to my office to grab the stack of paperwork Hanji told me that she would leave in my office and went for Levi's office. I knocked on his door and heard his voice saying, "State your name and business.". "It's (Y/N)." I answered. "Come in" I heard his voice, now sounding softer and went in his office. His table had three stacks of paperwork, his face showing the stress that he was on. I sat down with my own stack and started working silently, helping Levi with his paperwork sometimes while he helped me with mine. When I was done, he still had two stacks to complete. I looked at him, he looked tired. Thus, I got up, walked towards his chair and went under the table.

Back when I was about 6 months pregnant, I had this phase when I was horny all the time and that's when I found out that getting a blowjob while he's working calms Levi down when he has to do a lot of paperwork. Thus, this little tradition started where I helped him out every time I saw him struggling with work. I heard a sigh of content from him as I took his dick in my mouth, swirling my tongue around it's tip. I felt his hand on my hair, gently pushing me on his length. I didn't give him the chance to guide me as I started going all out on him, taking all of his length in my mouth and bobbing my head on it, my tongue working at it's tip the entire time. The gentle touch on my hair turned into a harsh grab as Levi took control, making my movements even faster.

I heard Levi's breathing getting disoriented and suddenly, there was a knock on the door. I stopped my assault on his dick so that he could answer the door without having any distractions. "State name and business" I heard him say with a flat monotone voice. He had this way of keeping his body entirely under control, which fascinated me to bits. "It's Cadet Schwarz. I need to talk to you, heichou." I heard Marie's voice. What is that girl upto? "Come in" Levi answered as I heard the door open and her footsteps coming into the room.

"Schwarz, the last time you were in my office, as much as I can recall, (Y/N) gave you a warning about your attire. Why are you violating the dress code again?" I heard Levi ask her. That's it. I know very well what she's trying to do. I'd have to write a report against her and probably give her a talk about backing off from my husband. "Heichou, I will get straight into point. I only joined the survey corps for you. When I heard that they were taking members in the Special operations squad, I thought it was your squad. However, I wasn't lucky enough and ended up in hers. Heichou, I can keep you much happier than she ever can. Just..." Levi stopped her before she said anything more.

"Listen, what you're doing is highly inappropriate. I'm a married man and I'm in a happy marriage. I even have a kid. Even if I wasn't married, I would never leave (Y/N) for anyone. So, I'll tell this to you for the last time, stop embarrassing yourself." Levi answered, in a stoic voice. "Is that right heichou? Then why does your face look so flustered? You know what heichou? You can be with your wife. She doesn't have to know what happens behind closed doors..." Marie continued. I quietly stuffed Levi's penis in his pants and started buttoning him up when I heard Levi's surprised and slightly disgusted voice saying, "What the fuck do you think you're doing?". To that, Marie replied, "I'm just trying to show you exactly what got you so flustered. Isn't that what you...".

"Enough" I spoke up, stopping Marie. I got up from under the table and Marie clearly understood why Levi was flustered after seeing my messy hair. "Marie, go to my office. We need to discuss your expulsion from the survey corps." I told her with a cold tone. "Expulsion? But I haven't broken any rules. By the way, isn't the commander the only person who can expel someone from the survey corps? You can't do that!" Marie scoffed. It was time to put her in her place. "Well, if you don't trust me on this, you can ask Levi if I was nominated to be the commander of the survey corps only a few months ago." I told her, my tone getting colder by the second.

Marie looked at Levi and Levi simply answered, "She's right. See, I told you to stop this bullshit. Even if (Y/N) didn't take actions, I would have.". "Actions? But I haven't broken any rule!.." I stopped her at that and told her, "Marie, five buttons of your shirt are opened. You just ignored a direct warning from a superior. If you think I didn’t write a report on you violating the dress code before, you are wrong. Of course, that alone can't get you kicked out of the survey corps but I also have further complains against you, which we will discuss in my office. So, go.". "No! I refuse to go!" Marie made a bitch face at me.

"You refuse to go? Well, you see, unfortunately as long as you are a survey corps soldier, I will be your superior. You will have to follow my orders or else the consequences would be severe." I told her in a commanding voice as she retreated from the office. "Thanks for having my back, Levi." I told him as he looked at me with worry. "No, it's fine. Just don't kill her." he told me, his eyes showing suspicion. "Don't worry. I won't kill her. I'll just ruin her career." I answered before getting out of Levi's office and going to mine.

Marie was already in the office. "Well, let's discuss your insubordination." I told her before sitting on my chair. "Sit down. You'd prefer not to fall on the floor after I tell you the few things I'm about to say." I told her, motioning to the chair in front of me. She sat and I started. "Do you know what happened to the last person who tried to take Levi from me?" I asked her. She looked uncomfortable at this point as she knew that I had her cornered. "No?" she answered.

"Her name was Petra Ral. She died on the 57th expedition. The female titan stomped on her. Surprisingly, the female titan was able to do that in my presence. The next expedition is coming soon and who knows, maybe you would be eaten by a titan too and I wouldn't be able to save you." I stopped. I saw her face losing colours. Just the reaction I wanted to see.

"You see, as your superior, I had to report every time you almost got the squad killed to the commander. The commander herself questioned your worth and I have been defending you for the whole time. However, it seems like you aren't fit to be in the survey corps anyway, even if I don't consider the fact that you tried to fuck my husband. Honestly, I shouldn't be telling you all these. I should just let you die on the next expedition. You just proved to me how worthless you are today.

However, ever since Farlan was born, I couldn't shake this feeling off me. I don't want to make your family suffer. I know how your mother would feel if you die. So, I would give you a second option. If I talk to the commander and expel you from the survey corps, that would be the end of your career in the military. If I don't do anything, you will die. If you give me a letter asking for a transfer to the Garrison or the Military police, your career would be saved, you would live and I could keep you out of my relationship. Now, go back to your room and decide what you want. I will be expecting a letter from you. You're dismissed." I explained to her in my monotone voice. With that, she left the room without a word. I rested my head on the head rest of the chair. "Fuck.. Farlan really changed everything..." I wondered. After all, I didn't feel like the cold hearted person I was anymore.

To be continued...

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