#if i can't brainwash her in Collingwood then maybe I'll try Taylor Swift
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There's no way I'm letting her near the positivity juice card I bought today
#if I'd got the poo card then sure#she's banned from writing on cards since she wrote 'sorry to see you go' on the Irish accountant's that she sacked#that's not actually true but I'm making it a rule now#she can't text me this on a Sunday night#or what a workers compensation even if#this isn't#like i wouldn't even know what to invoice#or what a workers compensation even is#also months????? come on Sophia#sigh#i don't want to#I'm inspired by Charlotte#NO I DON'T WANT TO#Charlotte would do well working for Sophia#she'd be good at correcting Sophia's mistakes#'no it's tunip'#'penguin?' 'PAY-ZO' (i can't spell)#i miss Charlotte#i wonder if she's still in Octonauts#or is she onto something greater#Will she still dismiss my attempts to Collingwoodify her#i should bring the Taylor book i bought next time i see her#she needs to learn about Taylor#if i can't brainwash her in Collingwood then maybe I'll try Taylor Swift#force my interests on 3 year old#force my interests on a 3 year old that probably would say things like DADDY'S BUTT into a microphone#Start 'em young
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