#if everyone else has already realized this shit uhm. im slow ok.

[wolvertooth]

piggybacking on this to post my recent theory- 

most of the things we've seen so far are red herrings to the Real plot.

i dont even think the other xmen characters shown ARE those versions of them. and they might not even be entirely real at all.

i mean, yea, everyone hates those trailers that straight up spoil the whole movie. but its obviously more than just deadpool simply fucking up timelines. 

isnt it weird that the trailers keep showing the same stuff over n over? and isnt it weird how the supposedly 'leaked' set photos happen to also be one of those scenes? 

isnt it weird how that scene seems like something out of a dream? 

theres random stuff laying around, an icecream truck, theres a vehicle being pulled by a bunch of fucking motorcycles, theyre in the middle of god knows where, and the characters seem....off (pointing specifically to sabretooths teeth).

they could just be from another weird mad max style timeline, seeing as this is the timeline movie, but the whole environment makes it seem like theres something else going on. 

like the realities themselves are either getting corrupted, merging together, or maybe some are even just. fake. 

yea i know the trailer said the plot is gonna be fixing timelines. but theres already guys who do that shit for a living. why get them to do it? and why does it kinda seem theyre working with cassandra?

(tbf its not really explained in comics like deadpool corps or exiles either, they just kinda get chosen by a higher power for that shit)(unless...they got chosen due to both of their timelines being fucked up.....im still calling him being origins logan. he cant just be logan 2017.)

i dunno. just getting the feeling this is all gonna be a big bait n switch. and involve a couple Mid Life Crisis's somehow.

also, to solve the 'and' problem, u could always just do this 👍 -> wolverine and sabretooth 💛🧡

(or ig, alternatively....deadpool 3: wolverine and sabretooth)

Don’t think we can add another “and” to the title. #DeadpoolAndWolverine ❤️💛

[hajimeow-archived]

Anything You Want

Fandom: Sanders Sides

Pairings: romantic analogical

TWs: thunderstorm, crying, cursing

Word Count: 1321

hahahhhahahah help what have i written

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Virgil Sanders was going on a field trip. An aquarium field trip, to be exact. The drive would be two hours, so they were taking a charter bus. The inside basically looked like the inside of a plane but smaller.

He was given a copy of the seating chart, along with everyone else. He gasped lightly when he saw where his name was. It was in the very very back, right next to the bathroom. That wasn't the worst part, though. The worst part is who his seatmate was.

Sitting with Logan Berry. On a bus. For two fucking hours. No way, he had to be having a nightmare. He could not sit with his long-time crush. Absolutely not.

"Mr. Thomas?" Virgil said, trying to hide the hint of nervousness in his voice. But.. what if.. What if he likes me too? "Virgil? You ok buddy?" Mr. Thomas said, looking up from his laptop. "Y-yeah, i just.. I just wanted to know i-if i could change m-my seatmate?" dont be silly. I'm sure he hates you. "Ah, sorry kiddo. The staff arranged this chart, i can't change it."

Virgil cursed to himself. Why did my moms already pay?

Oh well. Hopefully he'd at least have a good time at the actual aquarium.

Everyone boarded the bus, happily chatting away with their seatmate. Virgil, however, felt nothing but anxiety and dread as he walked up to his seat. He saw Logan and his heart seemed to beat a million times a minute. Virgil, stop-

"Hello, Virgil, is it?"

Oh my god he's talking to me

"Virgil? Are you okay?"

Oh my god his voice is so pretty

"Virgil?"

He snapped back to reality, only to realize he'd been standing and staring at Logan for 2 minutes, blushing like a maniac.

Embarrassed, Virgil quickly took a seat next to the window and looked at the greenery. They soon started moving. He was slowly starting to forget Logan was sitting right next to him until he said something.

"Hello, Virgil. My name is Logan. Were you okay back there?"

"OH- oh- u-uhm.. y-yeah..."

--

The rest of the busride was spent in silence, except for the few times Virgil would giggle at hearing other people's conversations or when some of his classmates yelled something stupid.

Other than that, time had gone by slowly. He'd wished for something to distract him or something to pass the time. Or maybe something that would slow his heartbeat a bit and tell him that he didn't need to breathe perfectly to make Logan not hate him. And, yeah, he ended up getting what he wished for, but he would have rather gotten it in a more subtle way.

There was a heavy weight on his right arm suddenly. Okay, not too weird. I'm sure this happens all the time. But no, it really didn't. There isn't normally an adorable nerd sleeping on you with his hair a little messy and his glasses crooked. No, not at all. But he was, in fact, adorable.

Oh shit. Virgil realized how much he was he was blushing. How fast his heartbeat was. What if my heartbeat wakes him up? What if my body heat wakes him up-?? His anxious thoughts stopped when the bus came to a sudden stop. He saw that they were almost there, they were just stopping because of traffic.

Virgil calmed himself down by wrapping an arm around Logan and doing his breathing exercises. We're almost there

--

"Okay, each of you will go in pairs. You will all be pairing with your seatmate–" Mr. Thomas stopped to let everyone find their partners as some groans and complaints came from the students.

"Okay, now, you must be back to this bus by 4:30pm. Got it?"

Everyone said "yes" in unison as they were sent off.

Virgil and Logan walked together in the line until they got inside, and everyone scattered in different directions, changing pairs and forming groups. Maybe I could try and do that?

"Where would you like to go first?" Logan said, looking towards Virgil. The sunlight from the windows shone his eyes perfectly, making his iris's appear a deep, dark blue.

"Virgil?"

"O-oh, yeah?"

"Where would you like to go first?"

"I heard there was a-a really g-good view on th-the third flo-or.. so we could start here and end there" while they were walking, Virgil couldn't stop thinking of the possibilities of what could happen while they were on the third floor. Was there even a third floor? He couldn't remember. The last time he was here, he was just 6 years old.

A sudden, loud noise made Virgil freak out, grabbing for the nearest thing to him, which happened to be Logan. After a second of processing recent events, he realized the loud noise was a boom of thunder, and that he was side-hugging Logan way too tightly. He immediately let go, feeling terrible.

"The lightning will not harm you. It was approximately over 30 miles away. You do not have anything to worry about." Logan said, looking at Virgil with an oddly vulnerable expression.

"Yeah.. yeah, you're right. I'm being ridiculous."

"You are not. It's okay to fear thunderstorms. Many people do. There is actually a phobia of it, called many things but the most common is astraphobia," Logan went on about phobias and how stupid the name of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (the fear of long words) was. The way he'd ramble was especially adorable. How he got mad at some things, and excited at others. His eyes would shine and he'd have that soft smile an-

"Anyway, we must get a move on. It is currently 12:34pm" Logan said, walking to a large section of jellyfish tanks near the gift shop. He started naming them all, giving specific and kind of interesting facts about them.

"And this is the Aurelia Aurita, also referred to as the "moon jelly". Oooh, did you know that they have nematocysts, which help them defend themselves? Nematocysts are cells that is triggered when the tentacles of a polyp are touched. When it's triggered, it forcefully injects tubule in its victim in as little as 700 nanosecond-" another loud clap of thunder.

Virgil was pretty sure he screamed, but he wasn't really sure. He was also pretty sure he was hugging Logan again. But he still wasn't sure. He was pretty sure he was crying, too. But y'know. Not really. He was very sure that he felt secure arms wrap around him as he was being carried. He was sure he felt eyes staring at him like he was a train wreck, which, he probably was.

"Hey, hey, it's fine. You're okay" Logan said in a soft, echoing voice. He realized they were in the restrooms- probably to get away from everyone else. Virgil thanked him for that.

"Virgil? Are you okay?"

"Yeah, yeah I'm good..." Virgil breathed in, letting out a shakey breath. He took a few napkins and wiped his eyes. "I-I'm sorry"

"What for?"

"For overreacting. For causing a scene. For everything I guess"

"Virgil, there is nothing to be sorry for. I love y- you did nothing wrong."

"You.. you what?"

"Nothing."

"You love me?" Virgil asked, ignoring what Logan told him

"Yes. It is now 12pm, we mus- MPHH" Virgil couldn't believe himself. I did that. HolY FUCK I DID THAT. A pair of arms hugged Virgil's waist, making him silently freak out. He hugged back, trying to control his heartbeat and blush.

They pulled away, seeing Logan blush was probably the cutest thing Virgil has seen in his life. "I-it is.. th-that, that was.. anyway, w-we still have time left. What do you want to do?"

Virgil held Logan's hand, putting on a soft but smug smile. "Anything you want, my love"

hhhhhhhhhaahahh im sorry this isnt good