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day 15 - mythical creatures
how i miss yesterday, and how iâd let it fade away.
tumblr month: @auyeahaugust
links: ao3 | ff.net
THE Agreste Mansion could have been beautiful, if not for the overgrown greenery and rusted fence that decorate the estate's exterior.
It looks like the textbook definition of what a haunted house is.
Marinette should be scared.
Instead, she takes out her cellphone, turns it on, faces the camera, and...
Goes live.
"Hey everyone, Marinette here!" She starts, waving almost awkwardly at the camera. (Thousands of viewers come storming into the live in seconds.) "So⊠welcome to the Ladybugâ crap, I mean, the Ladyblog!"
Noticing that the camera is angled a little too low, she shifts to show herself better.
(Wow, she really is bad at this.)
"As you all know, or maybe you don't, haha⊠I'm heading the vlog for today!" She tries to smile, but it's clearly panicked. "Alya couldn't come back with me to Paris, unfortunately, and you all really wanted to see us cover the Agreste story soâŠ," she moves along with the camera, trying to show off her surroundings.
(Nobody watching has the heart to tell her they can't see anything because her head's covering half the screen.)
"I'll be heading this adventure myself!" Marinette scratches her head awkwardly, and almost drops her phone as she hears a sudden crack! behind her. "Ohmygod what was thatâ"
She immediately turns the camera, only to notice a black cat pass behind her.
Its vivid green eyes almost make her shudder.
"Black cat," Marinette mutters to herself. "Sure, like I didn't know this was a terrible idea already.
She remembers a little too late that she's still online.
"I mean! This is going to be fun! Let's do this!"
The chatbox is filled with messages, but they all really say the same thing:
This is going to be a trainwreck.
But I am going to enjoy absolutely every minute of it.
(She pointedly ignores these messages and goes forward.)
Marinette walks towards the estate, using a key to unlock the rusted gate to the Agreste residence.
"If you're all wondering how I got entry to this place," she starts. "One of our subscribers actually helped us out," she turns towards the camera and smiles. "So Chloé Bourgeois, thanks a lot!"
(Yeah, thanks for giving her no choice but to go through with this video.)
"If it weren't for you, this video wouldn't be possible at all."
The gate opens with a resounding creaaaaak and Marinette has to force the unbothered smile on her face.
"Alright, let's go in."
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[ INSTAGRAM STORY: maribug ]
"Hi guys! In case you don't know the story of the Agrestes, please swipe up with an article Alya wrote on the story below. As usual, be warned for creepy content!"
The Mysterious Disappearances of the Agreste Family
Almost five years ago, the Agrestes were the so-called 'it family' of Paris, France. Their family consisted of top fashion designer Gabriel, his beautiful wife, Emilie, and their only son, Adrienâ a teenage model for his father's brand early on. In the public's eyes, this was a picture-perfect family.
However, this was soon revealed to be a ruse.
In 20XX, Emilie Agreste suddenly passed away. The family refused to comment and held a private funeral. A few weeks later, residents were surprised to find large fences erected around the residence, gating outsiders from entering the home. Father and son withdrew from contact with the outside world, aside from secretary Nathalie Sanceour and Adrien Agreste's unnamed personal bodyguard, nicknamed 'The Gorilla'.
Any media or news shared about the family were quickly taken down. For a long time, any and all information about the death of Emilie Agreste was removedâ presumably by the husband himself.
News on the Agrestes stayed quiet for a year, until Adrien was spotted attending a local high school.
This was only for a day. After finding out about Adrien's attempted "escape", he was quickly returned to the premises and brought home.
The school refused to comment when we asked for an interview.
Due to limited information, little is known about what happened next.
The most accepted story, however, is that after Adrien was returned home, the Agrestes completely dropped off the radar. Even Gabriel Agreste was completely unreachable to his company.
Both Nathalie Sancoeur and 'The Gorilla' we're suddenly fired and removed from the premises without warning.
After a year of silence from the family, Sancoeur was finally given a warrant to enter the Agreste Mansion with the police force.
The mansion was empty. In fact, it seemed that nobody had occupied the space in months. A written report states that a cup of coffee Sancoeur remembers making from Mr. Agreste, on the day of her sudden termination, remained to be on his desk.
No sign of forced entry or violence was taken note of. They had just⊠disappeared.
A nationwide search was held to find the father-son duo, but to no avail. They were not found alive nor dead. The police soon branded this a cold case and filed it away.
Sancoeur was given control over the Agreste brand. 'The Gorilla' was also rehired to be her assistant.
Both declined to comment and continue to avoid topics talking about the Agreste family.
The mansion has been left untouched since then.
Until now.
(Please follow TheLadyblog on Instagram, tomorrow by 8PM vlogger Marinette Dupain-Cheng will visit the abandoned residence!)
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.
The house is huge.
Marinette enters into a large foyer, run-down from years of neglect and disrepair. The pristine white of the walls have faded into a dull gray, complemented with spiderwebs in almost every corner. She holds her flashlight almost like a weapon.
Then, she switches to the front camera and shows the audience her surroundings.
"As you can see, the house seems untouched from when its previous owners lived here," Marinette begins, holding back the need to shudder. "Chloé messaged me that she ensured nobody else lived or even came in its vicinity," she explains, her tone turning more empathetic. "Apparently she and Adrien used to be friends, and she's still hoping that he'll come back to claim the house someday."
(Personally, Marinette doesn't think that he willâ doesn't think he can, reallyâ but decides to keep that little fact to herself.)
She turns the camera back to her.
"So anyway, I was given a floor plan to the building," she continues, raising up a piece of paper and showing it to her viewers. "Since the mansion is huge, and I can't possibly visit all the rooms tonight, tell me where you want to go!"
The comments flood in, and the answer is unanimous:
The previous room of Adrien Agreste.
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.
Marinette opens the door carefully.
The door squeaking isn't that loud, but it echoes throughout the corridor and makes things so much creepier than they have to be.
She bites her lip, and enters the roomâ which takes up almost the entire second floor story.
Arcade stations, computers, games, books, and CDs fill up the entire floor. A television screen almost three times bigger than she is lays upon the wall. A basketball half-court decorates one side of the room. There are more doors which likely lead to other things to see, but she decides to check that later on.
"Okay, I don't think I'll do this room justice with a phone camera and a flashlight for lighting, but this is amazing," Marinette raves. "I feel like this is a teenage boy's dream room. Honestly, it's my dream room." She laughs to herself lightly, turning the front camera on. "Though I'd maybe change out the basketball court for my personal sewing space."
(Marinette briefly wonders why anyone would want to leave such a place, but dismisses the thought almost immediately; realizing that none of it could be enjoyed at all if she were alone.)
In fact, standing in the middle of it at that moment made her feel much lonelier than she was previously.
Except, she's not alone.
But Marinette's too busy looking around to notice the increasingly panicked messages of her viewers:
do yall
u all see that rightâŠ..
ohmygod is-
IS THAT REAL WTH
MARINETTE OMG
PLEASE TURN AROUND
RUN? DONT LOOK BACK?
PROTECT OUR SWEET SUMMER CHILD
I CANNOT WATCH ANOTHER LIVE WHERE SOMEONE GETS MURDERED PLS
CHECK UR MESSAGES GIRL !
Noticing her phone buzz with messages, she clicks on the tab that opens them.
Marinette's eyebrows wrinkle together.
"What are you guys talking abouâ"
A scream, the sound of her phone cracking, and the live video suddenly being turned off.
well, there goes Âœ of the ladyblogâŠ
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Alya wakes up to her phone overflowing with messages.
The first one she reads is extremely straightforward:
HELP I THINK MARINETTE'S DEAD
So understandably, she does what any good friend would do.
Think it's a prank set up by Marinette (for making her hold the live without her), get irritated, send her a 'haha nice try mari but dead is a stretch' message, then immediately go back to sleep.
Marinette, however, never gets the message.
.
.
It's easy to panic when death's staring you right in the face.
So she does, because death is quite literally staring right at her.
In the form of a sixteen-year-old boy whose face she knew all too well from all the hidden fashion magazines her teenage self hid under her bed.
Adrien Agreste.
(Well, at least now the question of did-he-live was answered. A stone-cold, dead, nope!)
And also, ghosts really do existâ who knew?
(The so-called paranormal expert didn't, apparently.)
The ghost moves toward her, as she scrambles away, her back suddenly hitting the wall.
"Please, if you're gonna kill me, do it quick," Marinette replies, rushing through the words. "I don't know how angry you ghosts are, but I swear violence isn't the answer. It'll solve nothing and make me dead so let's maybe move away from thatâ"
Adrien tilts his head, and it almost looks human. (Maybe if his head hadn't done a complete three-sixty at that exact moment, she would've calmed down. Instead, and understandably, she panics more.)
"Hey, hey! Don't worry, I'm not going to kill you."
"You aren't?" She asks, then suddenly horrified (and almost embarrassed), covers her body with her hands. "Don't possess me! Look, I'm a klutz and have literally no coordination. You don't want me! Actually, I can get you better bodies! I have this friend named AlyaâŠ"
(Marinette isn't sure why, but she feels extremely irritated with her best friend for some reason.)
The ghost laughs.
And it doesn't echo ohmygod he really is dead and she really is going to die and all this drama for a bunch of views what has she becomeâ
He floats closer to her, and smiles. "I won't possess you either," he replies. "You can keep your body."
"... then, what do you want?"
"Well, I don't really want anything."
"Really?"
He looks almost amused. "I mean, you were the one who broke into my house. I guess I'd like to know why."
Okay, fair.
Marinette looks almost sheepish when she responds, realizing how dumb her reasoning actually is:
"Well, I'm a paranormal vloggerâŠ"
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.
Marinette has done a lot of strange things in her life.
But thisâ talking to a ghost about YouTube of all things, is probably the weirdest of all.
(The really terrifying thing about it was how comfortable she actually felt about it.
Talking to Adrien was terribly easy that you couldn't help but let your guard down.)
He looks at her with wide-eyed awe. "That's amazing! And I can't believe I get to be included in your video!"
She smiles lightly. "Well, you are kind of a big dealâŠ"
"I never knew fashion meant that much to so many people!"
(The truth was that they knew Adrien because of his disappearance and the conspiracy around his family, but she decides against mentioning it. Though, it's quite strange to be so cautious of hurting a ghost, of all things.)
"Yeah," Marinette replies instead. "I used to collect your magazines, you know?"
Adrien brightens up. "Dang, you're a fan of me?" He bows down, and his head almost falls over. (She finds herself laughing.) "I'm honored, milady."
"Milady?" She asks teasingly. "What era are you from?"
"Heyâ! Technically, we're the same age." He protests, before suddenly quieting down. "I guess I'd be twenty now, huh?"
The mood shifts, and Marinette can't do anything about it.
"... I'm sorry."
"Don't be," he only says. "I guess I'm just a little sad that I never really got to experience being a teenager. Y'know, being normal." He laughs to himself. "And even after death, I'm still not. Being stuck here and all."
Quiet.
"Do you mind if I ask what happened�" Marinette begins, her voice soft. "Not that you have to answer but⊠it was so sudden when everyone got the news you were gone."
Adrien sighs. "I'm not sure myself," he explains. "My dad⊠he thought there was some way to bring her back. Bring my mom back to life. And he did things, some dark things, but they didn't work⊠and before I knew it, he was gone, and I was stuck like this."
He gestures down at himself. "I can't even leave the house, can you believe it? I've just been here and alone for yearsâŠ" Then, a smile. "Until you came along."
"I'm glad I can be of some company," Marinette replies, smiling back.
(It's strangeâ so strange, but she feels connected to him in ways she's never felt connected to anyone.)
"I'm glad that the company who showed up was you."
At that, Marinette decides on an idea.
She stands, and gestures for him to follow.
"You're a ghost, so you can't touch things, right?"
"Yeah⊠but I can move them. I learned a lot of ghost skills while I was stuck here."
She smiles. "Great."
"What do you mean?"
Marinette walks over to the foosball table, groaning from years of neglect, and places her hands on it. "I may not be able to bring you back, but I can let you experience what it feels like to be a teenager." She tilts her head, pointing towards the game.
"Let's play?"
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.
They play games late at night and into the early hours of the morning.
Marinette has never seen someone enjoy her company that muchâ like she had given him the whole world, and everything he'd ever wanted.
It makes her heart soar, to see him so happy.
They take a break as the clock tells them it's almost three in the morning.
Marinette settles into the couch, with Adrien lying down as he floats over her.
"I'm sorry you had to play with me," she starts. "Not really great at sports. And I can get pretty intense when it comes to online games."
Adrien only smiles at her, without a hint of irritation or regret. "No, this was perfect. It's the most fun I've had in a long time." He laughs. "Maybe ever. And I'll never forget this, no matter how long I stay like this."
She frowns as the words leave his mouth.
(Wasn't the thing tying him to the real world his failure to experience his life as a teenager?)
Marinette says it aloud.
"If only it were that simple," he responds, almost sad. "But I don't think that was ever the reason."
"Then what is it?"
"..."
"Adrien?"
"..."
"I won't judge it or anything. Please, I want to help."
Adrien sighs, then looms over her, the expression on his face almost breaking her heart. "It's corny, but⊠I wanted to experience love." He finally says. "After my mom died, I was locked away. I never felt my dad's love, and Nathalie cared for me, but that was it. My mom was the last person who ever loved me. I just wish I could've experienced that feeling one more time."
"...
I loved you."
"What?"
Marinette looks up at him, vulnerable. Her hands curl up into balls as they grab at the couch.
"I don't know if you remember me," she begins shakily. "But I was there that day you went to the high school."
"..."
"It was raining. And it was only for a moment, but you lent me your umbrella because I forgot mine," she laughs to herself. "I'm sure you don't remember me butâŠ"
"Marinette Dupain-Cheng."
"... how did you know that?"
"Marinette Dupain-Cheng," he repeats. "I remember that name. I talked to Miss Bustier over the phone then, and she told me you were the first person I should find when I came to class. She told me you'd make me feel right at home. Adrien looks up at her, and smiles. "I guess she was right."
At that, Marinette feels her mouth tilt upward. "Took you a long time to find me, huh?"
"Better late than never, though?"
They share a laugh, before Adrien continues. "I was really looking forward to meeting you," he says. "And somehow, I knew it was you when I gave that umbrella. You just gave that feeling of home Miss Bustier was talking about⊠and I was so desperate to have you know me that the umbrella was my way of doing so. Even if I never gave my name, I hoped that somehow, in some way, you'd remember me." He smiles. "And you did."
"... I don't know what to say."
"I think I loved you then," Adrien says, almost to himself. "I just didn't know it yet."
They stare at each other for a moment, and Marinette feels her heart break and be whole at the same time.
The sun starts to show itself, peeking through the clouds.
"... I won't see you again anymore, will I?"
Adrien doesn't even have to nod for her to know his answer.
"Maybe I'll take back my, 'I love you', then."
He laughs.
"I don't like having to lose you all over again."
He makes his way to her, then presses a kiss to her forehead.
(She knows that ghosts can't touch her, but the warmth that spreads from his touch isn't anything short of real.)
"Good luck with your YouTube channel."
It's Marinette's turn to laugh.
"Are you sure those are what you want your last words to be?"
Adrien hums.
"I guess you're right," he replies softly. "I'll go with this then:
I love you, Marinette Dupain-Cheng."
And as the sun rises, she suddenly finds herself alone.
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Marinette rushes home to use her laptop.
She scrolls through the messagesâ all assuming she's died, and dials a number she knows by heart.
"Oh thank God you're alive, I was so worried about you!"
"I saw your message, Alya."
"Oh. Haha, well! How was I supposed to believe that an actual ghost showed up on your live?"
"I guess you're right."
"... so, is it true? Was the ghost real? Is the Agreste mansion haunted?"
Marinette pauses.
Then, almost too softly for her to hear, she says it:
"Not anymore."
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@yuriplisetsky is a size queen
Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky
2,900 words
âWhat are you talking about?â
âYour Twitter? Your thread that spends about ten tweets waxing poetry about the size of my dick? Everyoneâs talking about it, the fans are going crazy, I had Victor ringing me up half an hour ago to ask if it was true and if I really had deflowered Russiaâs Fairy like that, and I just â what the hell were you thinking, Yuri?â
In which Yuri gets drunk and Tweets some things he probably shouldn't have.
AO3 link
So @94mercy made this post that headcanoned that Yuri gets drunk one night and talks about the size of Otabekâs dick on social media, and I immediately knew I had to write it. Otherwise known as me just wanting to join in with all the hung!Otabek content thatâs been coming out of this fandom in recent weeks.Â
(Also tagging @daddybek because thatâs where this all started back in February)
Theyâve been dating for a few months when it happens.
Yuri goes round to Milaâs for a few drinks after practice one day, and they steadily make their way through a bottle of vodka, laughing and talking about their respective partners. The music is loud and Yuri feels all loose and giggly as he reaches for his phone, taking selfies and documenting their escapades on Snapchat. Heâs never been this drunk before, so drunk heâs not even sure what order his memories from the last few hours go in, so drunk that he can barely stand, so drunk that the room is spinning.
He sits down and opens Twitter, starting to type. He doesnât even think about what heâs Tweeting, just starts a thread and keeps on going until he gets it all off his chest. Mila is grabbing at his hands and pulling him up so they can dance together again, and Yuriâs phone lies on the couch, forgotten.
So he doesnât see what heâs done until morning.
-
Itâs the sound of his phone vibrating loudly on the bedside table that wakes him up. Heâs in Milaâs spare bedroom, a small sized room with what feels like the most uncomfortable bed heâs ever slept on, but it evidently didnât bother him at whatever time he collapsed onto last night. At least he made it into bed, he supposes. Thatâs an achievement, even if heâs still wearing yesterdayâs clothes.
He grabs at his phone, squinting at the screen. It reads 6 AM, and is somehow fully charged, even though he has doesnât remember plugging it in last night. Itâs far too early. Yuri wants nothing more at this particular moment in time than to roll over and go back to sleep to avoid dealing with this hangover from hell, but itâs Otabek thatâs calling him, so he supposes that heâd better answer.
âHello?â he says, his voice sounding all croaky as he unplugs his phone and rolls back onto his back. Thereâs light streaming in through a gap in the curtains, and Yuri would get up and close them properly, but theyâre too far away to deal with right now. Instead, he opts for the easier option: pulling his blankets over his head.
âYuri, what the fuck?â Otabek asks on the other end of the line. Even in this still half drunk, hungover state, Yuri can tell that this is Not Good. âWhat were you thinking?â
âWhat are you talking about?â Yuri replies. He wonders if itâs about his and Milaâs Snapchat stories, but from what he can remember thereâs nothing too outrageous on them, just some really bad singing in questionable English to pop songs neither of them like.
âYour Twitter? Your thread that spends about ten tweets waxing poetry about the size of my dick? Everyoneâs talking about it, the fans are going crazy, I had Victor ringing me up half an hour ago to ask if it was true and if I really had deflowered Russiaâs Fairy like that, and I just â what the hell were you thinking, Yuri?â
Yuri fumbles with his phone, opening Twitter with his phone call with Otabek still active in the background. He doesnât even need to go onto his profile to see it, itâs all over his timeline. âOh, shit,â he swears as he scrolls through the Tweets. âI donât even remember posting any of this. I was so drunk, Beka. So drunk. Iâm sorry.â
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Yuri Plisetsky @yuriplisetsky · 5h ago
Alright buckle in its gonna be a bumpy ride let me tell you a thing or two about the size of @otabekaltinâs dick
Yuri Plisetsky @yuriplisetsky · 5h ago
I hope youâre ready bc I sure as hell wasnât the first time I saw it â tho in fairness he did warn me about it beforehand
Yuri Plisetsky @yuriplisetsky · 5h ago
But Iâm gonna be honest here and say I had to take a moment when we did somethinh sexual for the first time bc girl, I couldnâtâ cope
Yuri Plisetsky @yuriplisetsky · 5h ago
Shall we talk about the time he fucked me for the first time?
Yuri Plisetsky @yuriplisetsky · 5h ago
YES WHAT A WONDERUFL IDEA KETS CARRY ON TALKING ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY BOYFâS DICK FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTS
Yuri Plisetsky @yuriplisetsky · 5h ago
After all of the prep (srsly ive never seen so much lube lmao) he finally entered me (is that even the right word idk Iâm so drunk rn)
Yuri Plisetsky @yuriplisetsky · 5h ago
Iâve never felt so full in my whole life it was SO GOOD 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND (although hands off heâs mine)
Yuri Plisetsky @yuriplisetsky · 5h ago
honestly tho I swear the sex gets better every time? He REALLY know what heâs doing with that thing let me tell you
Yuri Plisetsky @yuriplisetsky · 5h ago
I did once ask if he needed a licence for it, he didnât take it well lmao. Anyway, tl;dr: @otabekaltinâs dick is a godsend and
Yuri Plisetsky @yuriplisetsky · 5h ago
I am forever grateful that Iâve got to experience such a masterpiece so many different times in so many different positions
Christophe Giacometti @c_giacometti · 5h ago
Replying to @yuriplisetsky, @otabekaltin
Holy mother of god is this true? PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS TRUE
Yuri Angels @yuriangels10 · 5h ago
Replying to @yuriplisetsky, @otabekaltin, @c_giacometti
AHAHAHA WEâVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR AGES WE CANâT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING
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âYeah, I figured, from the numerous spelling mistakes and yours and Milaâs Snapchat stories from last night,â Otabek says, sighing. âBut that doesnât make this okay, Yuri.â
âI know,â Yuri says miserably as he continues to scroll through the shit storm thatâs taken over his Twitter. âDo you want me to delete the tweets?â
âIâm not sure what good thatâll do at this stage,â Otabek says. âTheyâve already been screenshotted and reposted too Tumblr and Instagram and Facebook so many times that deleting the original tweets doesnât mean that people will stop talking about it.â
âTrue,â Yuri agrees. He hasnât checked Tumblr yet but he already feels like the Yuri Plisetsky tag will be trending on there, full of screenshots taken from Twitter and detailed posts discussing it all. Instagram will be full of people screaming in the comments, and Facebook will have people criticising his decision to share this all on the internet for everyone to see. No doubt someone has already put together a compilation video on YouTube of closeups of Otabekâs crotch with Yuriâs tweets edited onto it. âI canât apologise enough for all of this. Iâm so sorry.â
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russian fairy @plsetsky · 4h ago
@yuriplisetsky is a size queen
Jenna @xxknifeshoesxx · 4h ago
Replying to @plsetsky
I canât believe that this is confirmed, what the hell
skate away @quadloop · 4h ago
Replying to @plsetsky, @xxknifeshoesxx
Is it just me that rlly wants to know just how big Otabek is now?
russian fairy @plsetsky · 4h ago
Nah (I mean it might be bordering the slightly creepy territory but still, SOMEONE FETCH THE GUY A TAPE MEASURE)
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âI know,â Otabek says. âIâm not happy that this has happened, but it has, so weâll deal with it â oh no, Victorâs just messaged in the group chat.â
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Victor: EXPLAIN YOURSELVES
Victor: [multiple screenshots of Twitter threads]
Yuri: âŠ
Yuri: why the hell should we have to explain ourselves to you two??!
Victor: BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE IN THE SKATING WORLD IS TALKING ABOUT THE SIZE OF OTABEKâS DICK AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE IT AND WHY DID YOU POST THIS ALL ONTO TWITTER?
Yuri: jesus
Yuri: stop yelling
Yuri: I was drunk and said some things on twitter, itâs not a big deal
Victor: It very clearly is!
Victor: Yakov is going to have your head off over this, Iâm surprised he hasnât called you yet
Victor: If you thought he was mad at you after Welcome To The Madness, then youâve really got another thing coming
Yuri: I can handle yakov thank you
Otabek: Iâd make a joke about how if you can handle my dick you can handle anything but somehow I donât think that would be appreciated
Yuri: oh my god beka
Victor: Youâre right, it wouldnât be appreciated
Yuuri: Maybe
Yuuri: Maybe it doesnât matter because theyâre both consenting adults and what goes on behind closed door isnât anyoneâs business but theirs?
Victor: Yuuri I love you but thatâs not the point
Victor: Theyâre going to get people going on about this for months, in interviews, in articles, online⊠itâll come back to haunt you in five yearsâ time at a party when someoneâs flicking through their camera roll and finds the tweets and is like, âoh wow who remembers when?â
Yuri: alright I get it my tweets are a ghost thatâll come back to haunt me
Yuri: can we all please calm down I really donât want to deal with this rn
Victor: Is that because youâre hungover? Well you shouldâve thought about that before you got drunk and posted a bunch of stupid tweets to twitter!
Yuri: *true, not stupid
Yuri: and stfu victor
Yuri: no one cares what you have to say
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Phichit Chulanont @phichit_chu · 3h ago
IâM YELLING pic.twitter.com/t35v5f
Phichit Chulanont @phichit_chu · 3h ago
Someone should get yuri drunk more often this is GOLD
Mila Babicheva @mila_b · 20m ago
Replying to @phichit_chu
I honestly donât know if I should be apologising or not
Phichit Chulanont @phichit_chu · 20m ago
Noooo! Definitely not lmao I WANT TO KNOW ALL THE SECRETS
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registered yuri angel no 4525 @slicetheice · 10m ago
@yuriplisetsky is this banana bigger than otabekâs dick? pls respond pic.twitter.com/235g5y
registered yuri angel no 4525 @slicetheice · 10m ago
@yuriplisetsky is this cucumber bigger than otabekâs dick? pls respond pic.twitter.com/43qg5
registered yuri angel no 4525 @slicetheice · 10m ago
@yuriplisetsky is this aubergine bigger than otabekâs dick? pls respond pic.twitter.com/4gaf35
registered yuri angel no 4525 @slicetheice · 9m ago
@yuriplisetsky is this leek bigger than otabekâs dick? pls respond pic.twitter.com/98rga3
registered yuri angel no 4525 @slicetheice · 9m ago
@yuriplisetsky is this can of dry shampoo bigger than otabekâs dick? pls respond pic.twitter.com/257g23
registered yuri angel no 4525 @slicetheice · 9m ago
@yuriplisetsky is this chair leg bigger than otabekâs dick? pls respond pic.twitter.com/5gsgj1
registered yuri angel no 4525 @slicetheice · 8m ago
@yuriplisetsky is this table leg bigger than otabekâs dic? pls respond pic.twitter.com/43tg83
registered yuri angel no 4525 @slicetheice · 8m ago
@yuriplisetsky is this branch bigger than otabekâs dick? pls respond pic.twitter.com/6grg24
registered yuri angel no 4525 @slicetheice · 8m ago
@yuriplisetsky is this tree bigger than otabekâs dick? pls respond pic.twitter.com/7gr32t
Yurabek For Life @yurabek4life · 6m ago
Replying to @slicetheice
@yuriplisetsky is this dildo bigger than otabekâs dick? pls respond pic.twitter.com/24gw46
registered yuri angel no 4525 @slicetheice · 6m ago
u ruined it
registered yuri angel no 4525 @slicetheice · 6m ago
gtfo my thread
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Thereâs a knock on the bedroom door and Mila enters, a glass of water in one hand and her phone in the other. Her hair is messy and she obviously didnât get around to taking off her makeup last night, as her eyeliner and mascara is smudged around her eyes and whatâs left of her foundation is decidedly patchy.
âHey,â she says quietly, walking forward and placing the glass on the bedside table. âThought you could probably do with a glass of water.â
âThanks,â Yuri mumbles, reaching for the glass and taking a few small sips. Though his phone call with Otabek has now ended, theyâre continuing to text as they both keep an eye on whatâs happening on social media. Victor keeps texting him too, and Yakov keeps calling him, but Yuri is ignoring those. He doesnât need a lecture right now.
Mila shuffles on her feet, pulling the sleeves of her hoodie over her hands. âIâm sorry,â she says quietly, looking down at the carpet rather than at Yuri. âI never shouldâve got you that drunk last night.â
âYou do realise I donât really give a shit, right?â Yuri replies. Milaâs head snaps up and she stares at him, brow furrowed.
âWhat?â she asks, confused.
âI donât care, Mila,â Yuri says. âMaybe in a perfect world I wouldnât have posted those tweets and sent the figure skating fandom into a meltdown, and maybe people at Google questioning wouldnât be wondering why thereâs been a sudden increase in people Googling what the average penis size in Kazakhstan is, but itâs not the end of the world. Otabek wasnât best pleased at first but I think heâs getting over it now. If anything, itâs just given everyone another reason to be jealous of the fact that Iâm dating him.â
Mila scoffs, a smile spreading across her face. âYouâre something else, Plisetsky,â she says. âAre you going to tell me, then?â
âTell you what?â Yuri asks, feigning ignorance as he continues to scroll through Twitter. Heâs trending, but heâs not exactly sure how heâs supposed to feel about that given the circumstances.
âHow big he is, of course!â
âFuck no. Get out my room.â
âTechnically speaking ââ
âDid I fucking stutter?â
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17 missed calls from Yakov
Yakov: What on earth is going on
Yakov: I hope you have a reasonable explanation for all of this
Yakov: I am concerned about that boyâs influence on you
Yakov: Please answer your phone calls
Yakov: Answer the phone when I call you!
Yakov: ANSWER THE PHONE!!
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russian fairy @plsetsky · 5h ago
@yuriplisetsky is a size queen
Otabek Altin @otabekaltin · 1m ago
Replying to @plsetsky
Hell yes he is. ;) #yurisizequeen
Yuri Plisetsky @yuriplisetsky · 30s ago
Replying to @plsetsky, @otabekaltin
#yurisizequeen CONFIRMED
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Yuri Plisetsky
@yuriplisetsky
Gold medallist Russian figure skater. Otabek Altinâs boyfriend. Size queen.
St Petersburg
Joined March 2014
Born March 1
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Phichit Chulanont @phichit_chu · 10m ago
@yuriplisetsky YOU UPDATED YOUR BIO AND IâM YELLING
Yuri Plisetsky @yuriplisetsky · 10m ago
Replying to @phichit_chu
I was just showing who I am
Christophe Giacometti @c_giacometti · 8m ago
This whole thing is making my day #yurisizequeen @otabekaltin so how well does he take it?
Otabek Altin @otabekaltin · 8m ago
Now that would be telling ;)
Christophe Giacometti @c_giacometti · 7m ago
Is that code for âIâve never had anyone take it so well beforeâ?
Yuri Plisetsky @yuriplisetsky · 5m ago
Why must I be exposed in this way
Phichit Chulanont @phichit_chu · 4m ago
You exposed yourself
Yuri Plisetsky @yuriplisetsky · 2m ago
âŠtrue
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Yuri: Iâm never drinking with you again.
Mila: Yeah, whatever you say
Mila: I will get you drunk again and get you to spill your secrets all over Twitter
Yuri: NEVER
Yuri: NOT HAPPENING
Mila: Sure, keep telling yourself that
Mila: So, you want to have a few drinks next Friday?
Yuri: âŠ
Yuri: Fine. Iâm in.
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Yuriâs been back at his apartment for a few hours, doing nothing more than curling up on the couch and watching Netflix and contemplating if he can stomach food yet when the doorbell rings. He stares at the door for a few moments, confused, because he no oneâs told him theyâre coming around. Maybe he left something at Milaâs and sheâs decided to drop it off when running errands or something. Sighing, he pauses Netflix, drags himself off the couch and shuffles to the door, his blanket wrapped round his shoulders like a cape.
âWhat the hell are you doing here?â Yuri demands when he opens the door and sees Otabek of all people standing there. âYou decided to just hop on the next plane to St Petersburg or something?â
âUm, yeah,â Otabek mumbles, brushing a hand through his hair as a faint blush spreads across his cheeks. With his other hand, he holds up a bag from the local convenience store. âI also got food. Wanted to make sure you were actually going to eat something today.â
Through the thin white plastic of the bag, Yuri spots a familiar label. âYou got me Pringles.â Theyâre one of his favourite foods that heâs not really supposed to eat when heâs training, but theyâre also what he really wants right now.
Otabek grins. âI did.â
âHave I told you how much I love you recently?â Yuri asks, making a grab for the bag. Looking like a kid at Christmas, he takes the lid off the Pringles and tears at the paper/foil one, before taking several crisps out of the tube and putting them all into his mouth at once.
âWell, youâve told the world about how much you love my dick, but apart from that, no, I donât think so.â
âOh my god, shut up,â Yuri says through a mouthful of crisps, rolling his eyes. âCome on, get in here.â
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Yuri Plisetsky @yuriplisetsky · 13m ago
Look who flew all the way from Almaty just to be here! â„â„ pic.twitter.com/36uhghefh5
Otabek Altin @otabekatlin · 12m ago
Replying to Yuri Plisetsky
Itâs good to be back. â„â„
Christophe Giacometti @c_giacometti · 10m ago
I bet it is ( ͥ° ÍÊ ÍĄÂ°)
Yuri Plisetsky @yuriplisetsky · 10m ago
Oh yes ;)
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so should i reply in tiny font or just regular font?
hybe should do better in spreading out the comebacks of the groups under them :/ they're already at a huge advantage, might as well use it strategically. AHA streaming mvs is so convenient for a multi. the filler vids i could use in between could be mvs from the other groups that i stan. also you know what, i still haven't watched a single final performance bc im waiting for a friend to watch with me :D
i have a chinese movie recommendation in case you want something to cry over. i still love its ost and it's been months since i watched it. i'm not sure if you watched it already but more than blue. i've never cried over a movie as much as i cried for that one. the angst *chef's kiss*. i'd do anything to wipe my memory of it and watch it again for the first time.
also sungchan is mc-ing in inkigayo every sunday! and honestly, what the hell is nct hollywood :D but a part of me thinks it's just going to be a bunch of asians living in america like johnny that'll be a part of it. just a hunch tho. imagine having all 4 units coming back in a year with like 1 unit per quarter of the year. i'm not sure if sm even has the money to do this, especially when they filed bankruptcy recently.
and i've seen a lot of twitter memes saying taro's ghosted stans T_T alexa play ghosting by txt T_T sm come on give him smth to do, you're wasting talent.
the mall didn't burn down entirely (like from the outside it looked fine). the ventilation system caught fire so it was more internalâceilings and all that. covered things with soot(?) and ashes so the entire mall was closed for nearly 2 years. and hey, i've experienced a school fire too back when i was younger. i, too, thought it was nothing but a fire drill until i saw the charred remains of the buildings behind our school : D thankfully, no one died.
the new nct track is for a samsung commercial AHAHA it's funny because nearly everyone uses apple TT_TT and the mv screams neo culture tech tho (well as it should lmao). yes, i was talking about that part in hot sauce but yes, it grew on me too.
ateez really know how to do a performance. they put the standard so high for me when it came to performing. their facial expressions and overall stage presence just impresses me. it's been a while since i've seen idols draw me to them by those standards.
ah, the long stan list! good luck in getting through it and i hope you do have fun as you go :] (also you can check out aurora by ateez and whiplash by tbz. the songs popped up in my head as i was typing this reply, you might like them)
ohhhh, what was the pd48 scandal? i don't watch survival shows so i don't know any of the stuff going on. would you care to elaborate? about their disbandment :(( i hope you're okay now tho! are the other girls still debuting in new groups? anyone eyeing an acting career instead of being an idol?
YES, A PATTERN IN THE BIASES (if you count an analysis of two ppl as a pattern, that is.) because it's the same pattern i have for my biaswreckers :D jake & seungmin, not only do they have the same animal to represent them, they have the same 'golden retriever' type of personality that just makes you go all soft. ygwim ;n; i wish i could elaborate but both boys just devastate me in the same level and my friends pointed out that they were quite similar in some aspects.
jaemin used to send really long bbl messages :< like if there was anything he loved most it was nctzens and it was obv in his messages. speaking of dream, album repackage news today! idk what to feel bc my hot sauce albums haven't even arrived yet :D + i'm dead br0ke.
how do you even manage to read 30k TT__TT i cant handle long fics bc of my attention span :D also, yes, i found the user now, i'll check if i'll like their works soon. <33
YES YOU SHOULDVE BEEN THERE T_T what a day that was. i think seungmin is still sweet and active in bbl. not a single cent goes to waste with him. also i think i'll post the drabble some time this month.
and oml seungmin vs jake :o let's see how that goes O.O XDD
clickity-clackity AHAH do you have a mechanical keyboard? :c i wanted one too but i haven't got around to saving up for one. but yes indeed, typing asmr v relaxing \m/
sunny hyuck day, fullsun sunday, fullsunday T_T feels were very strong that day. i kept seeing edits on my twt tl and i would just s o b : D i've only stanned nct for a year but i've seen him grow so much i just wanted to crie i love him sm :') yk my mom didn't cook spaghetti for my birthday, but she cooked for hyuck's? : D
and i checked ur recs blog and indeed, full of nct T_T
also have i mentioned that your desktop thing amuses me so much HAHAH i got confused for a sec if i had twt opened or tumblr. plus, i've been wanting to mention that i noticed that our mobile themes are opposites. black and red, white and blue. it's cute XDD <3
help, people have been telling me that our asks are long but i highkey love it. i added a âkeep readingâ for the mobile users though, sorry in advance hh.
honestly, both works. tiny font saves space but regular font does more justice for my poor eyes haha. its your call!
hybe comebacks :( yeah enhypen got lucky because they came back right before cb season so they got three wins (yay)! on the bright side, txt just got their first win and bts has six wins, so it all works out i guess. omg yes, the streaming thing is perfect. i stan like 20 groups so i have a never-ending cycle of filler mvs and its always so helpful. ooh for the final performances - you wont regret watching any of them! literally wild, kingdom's budget and talent are wild.
ooh, I don't watch any cdramas lmao. i want to but i can barely finish kdramas. if its a movie ill watch it! ive never heard of more than blue but ill check it out <3 where can i watch it?
yes yes i have just realized that sungchan is yujin's co-mc! i watched their special stage (which is literally adorable) and was today years old when i realized that the dude is sungchan pls. nct hollywood was so unexpected and i still have mixed feelings about it now. LMAO JUST ASIANS LIVING IN AMERICA...help. that would be interesting (?) but the concept reminds me of those horrendous awesomeness tv shows. lets hope sm pulls this off well and proves me wrong. lmao all 4 units coming back would probably happen, but i hope none of them get overworked :( i constantly feel like mork lee has four clones :'( also...sm filed bankcruptcy??? dang, what happened?
ugh omg yeah shotaros talent is seriously being wasted in the basement right now. as for fires, scary T-T i wasnt that fazed by them until the australia wildfires happened, and i learned about the consequences of fire and got really scared. its good that the entire mall didnt burn down though! although its weird that no one is opening it :( schools really need to tell us the difference between drills though, it might be dangerous for those rebellious kids.
yeah i just realized that the nct track is an endorsement which partly explains why i cant listen to it. the mv's visuals are stunning!! the set and people are so gorgeous aa i cant
oh yeah im not an atiny but i have acknowledged since 2020 that they have one of the best, if not the best stage presence and expressions on stage for 4th gen. i think their only worthy competitor would be stray kids actually. theyre truly one of a kind and all of them are cute especially that yeosang guy. i will definitely check out your song recommendations though!
oof the pd48 scandal is extremely complicated. to condense it in a few statements: all of the girls' rankings have been rigged since the very beginning and it was rumored that they already had their end group before the show even started. it was like this for pf48 and pdx101 (group x1) which was why x1 disbanded within a month of debuting, and izone were on hiatus for like 4 months. im not the best at explaining stuff like this haha, but i think you get it. you can check out yt or search up 'pd48 scandal', a ton of articles and videos. as for new groups, nothing has been made clear yet. theyve only made instagram handles for now and appeared on variety shows haha. as for acting career, hyewon was supposed to do acting but was forced to join pd48 so maybe she'll continue acting afterwards? nothing is confirmed yet!
lmao two similarities, its okay it counts. ah, true, i can see their similarities now that youve mentioned it, as well as how jeno is kind of like that. however, i am currently attached to jaemin so we'll see what happens from there hehe. i swerve easily.
jaemin on bubble grr, that would be a whole experience. from the bare minimum of vidoes ive seen for him wbk jaemin is so whipped for czennies. ah yes repackage! i saw the post on instagram and went to the comments to see everything screaming âiM bROke!â and it was lowkey hilarious lmao. kpop is really trying to suck our money T-T.
ope the longest fic ive read is like...40k words i think? and it was by jeonginks. ill read anything eiko produces lmao, theres always so much substance in her work. ooh, tell me what you think of luvdscâs stuff, i just finished binging their entire masterlist lmao.
seungmin vs jake yeah, i havent been catching up on skz enha content because im still obsessing over the dreamies but when that saga is over then im going to focus on my ults lmao (which might include dream soon, hehe).
yes yes i have a mechanical bluetooth keyboard that i use to connect to my computer! it literally sounds amazing lmao, its only 10am here but i feel like im going to doze off from the clickity clackitys already. i cant wait for you to get one! tell me when you do, we can match hehe.
hyuck is an aodrable brat please. hes like the best comedian of nct at this point, so hilarious and filled with variety i love him. he rose up my bias list pretty fast too. LMAO YOUR MOM IS SO COOL I LOVE HER ALREADY. if only my mom would cook for my ultsâ borndays.
yes my rec blog is a mess right now, ill organize it soon haha.
omg thank you and yes my website theme is one-of-a-kind. even i get confused when i open it or edit it, and i constantly get comments about it. also i just realized our opposing theme colors and i love it! its adorable.
#long post#also im listening to love song right now haha i love it so much#also sorry for not answering yesterday hhh i got busy last night#ă asks ă#moots â [âĄ] ;#toffee â [âĄ] ;#neo-shitty
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