#if anyone actually draws these I will spontaneously combust /pos

[autismbedamnedmyboycanworkagrill]

actually making a more seriouser gravity falls au that isnt just green bill with very, very long thumbs, but while im doing that heres some stupid ideas

Billford, but mort and king julian dynamic. You decide which way in your mind (:

bill but hes got that weird flamboyant gay personality, everything else is the same though, still some weird multiversal anarchist that wants to destroy everything

Bill, but normal and he's that one picture of rounded spongebob. You know the one.

Bill but hes a megagon and he gets really mad if you call him a circle even though it Does Not Matter

Bill but hes real and likes me :(

Ford but he has five fingers. To compensate, the normal amount of fingers for people there is four, and Bill has 3 fingers. Y'know what, just lower everyone's finger count by 1.

Ford but he's straight (the portal does not get built)

And finally billford but they both go out to weenie hut jr and sing the goofy goober song. Thats it, nothing else canon divergent, except like a naruto swingset flashback like every other episode Ford does something, to the weenie hut jrs.