#if andromedus iii

[ninjaturtlecosmo]

Might one day make some posts on some headcanons about the IFs previous lives, but since I shared my headcanon in a couple posts that IFs were originally humans, I thought I'd get a little dark here and share my headcanons on how each IF in the movie probably died in their past lives xD

CW: Some of these deaths might get a little disturbing, so proceed with caution..... or don't read if certain ways to die are too much for you to read about.

Calvin- Was likely a circus performer in his past life. He was a tightrope walker, but somehow he slipped on the line which caused him to fall to his death, dying as soon as he hit the ground

Blue- A baker who ran a beloved small business in his past life, but one day his shop was robbed by a couple of bank robbers. When he tried to reason with the robbers, he ended up being shot in the head

Lewis- Probably had the least traumatic of everyone's deaths, having died peacefully of old age before one day finding himself reincarnated as a giant teddy bear. He was actually a priest in his life as a human, but after his kid forgot him in his current life, he received what he felt was a calling from God to start a home for IFs looking for a new after after their kids forgot them. (A/N: I'm not really religious, but parts of religion have always fascinated me, so I like to incorporate it into my work if I think it fits a specific story)

Blossom- Was a ballerina in her past life, and one that was adored all throughout Europe, but one day during a performance, she slipped somehow and ended up falling off the stage, breaking her neck and dying on impact.

Art Teacher and Star- They were both lovers in their past lives together, somewhere in the 80s. Art Teacher was an artist of course, and Star was a musician that played local shows in Illinois. They lived together and were going to get married, but one day a group of home invaders broke into their house to rob them, Star getting severely beaten and stabbed as Art tried to save her, but the latter ended up thrown out of a window from their apartment that was about 3 stories high up..... Art died from the fall, and Star later died in the hospital from her wounds. (A/N: if you've seen The Crow, yes, that movie inspired me for this. Not the new one thar just came out, the original one with Brandon Lee)

Sunny- Was a therapist in his past life, but despite all the help he gave to his patients, he suffered from severe depression and had no one to talk to about his own issues..... He ended up losing his battle to his demons and taking his own life in his office.

Cosmo- Was a cop in his past life, and when he ended up helping to save a group of kids from a hostage situation, he ended up taking multiple bullets from the criminal he was after, dying from all his wounds.

Pop- A woman in her past life who worked in an office and suffered severe social anxiety. She was mugged one day in the streets and ended up being stabbed after having all her valuables stolen.

Uni- A cheerful woman in her past life who worked with kids and always got joy out of what she did, but sadly she died in a hospital of a terminal illness

Spaceman- Was an actual astronaut in his past life that one day was boarding a rocket ship to head to space with his crew..... but a malfunction in the ship caused it to explode before take off, killing everyone on board.

Ted the ice cube- Somehow got stranded out in a desert island, likely spent hours walking in a wasteland to find help, only to eventually die of thirst and heat exhaustion.

Banana- Was someone who always loved exercise, went out running almost every day.... He lived in Florida though, and one day he got too close to a lake on one of his jogs and got mauled by an alligator.

Steven the slime- Died by drowning in his hometown of Spokane

Marshmallow- Burned to death when he got caught up in a fire

Octocat- Was a professional marine biologist who went scuba diving under the water for her work.... Sadly she ended up losing her life under water when an octopuss got spooked by her and managed to strangle her to death

Magician Mouse- A Magician who performed in Las Vegas, he decided to have one of his shows feature a snake..... but sadly that snake bit and immediately killed him on the stage with its venom.

Andromedus III- An author who wrote ghost stories and medival stories, but he died of a heart attack before finishing the final book of his most recent series

Guardian Dog- An actor who was starring in a superhero movie, but production was canceled after a prop weapon somehow ended up actually killing him on the set on accident

Ally- A professional wildlife expert, she went into a swamp in Australia for her studies, only to be mauled to death by a Crocodile

Gummy- A woman in her past life that ran a candy shop, but she had a lonely life that caused her to turn to binge eating sugar for comfort at night.... this ended up being the cause of her death when all the sugar in her system eventually caused her to go into a diabetic coma and die.

Robot- A technician who worked endlessly to make technology that he hoped would change the world for the better instead of being used to make humans more dependent on technology and be another victim of corporate greed..... He had an invention that he was certain would help others, of which the invention and its functions remains unknown..... but whatever it was was enough for his higher ups in the company he worked for to have him shot and killed so they could take all the credit.

[newiliadrp]

Campers, as Spring edges closer and the weather around camp begins to get a bit warmer, we have some news that I hope will excite you! Our first game of Capture the Flag since the beginning of Autumn will take place on 19th of March. Ensure that your teams are prepared, and await further instructions when the time gets closer.

This is intended to test your tactical skills in battle, as I’m sure you know, and we must ensure that both teams will be equally challenged. It is important for all demigods to know how to work as a team, as well as learn how to follow orders. As an added incentive to really ensure that you all work your hardest, the winning team will ensure that they don’t have to do any of their chores, apart from cabin tidying, for the rest of the week. 

Finally, ensure that you enjoy the experience! 

- Chiron, Activities Director at Camp Half-Blood

To celebrate the opening our RP, we will be holding our first event in a week’s time! This gives people time to “prepare”, and also the opportunity for new people to join before the event. Our first event is going to be something that happens regularly at Camp Half-Blood, and is going to be a regular occurrence in our roleplay. 

Our version of Capture the Flag is going to be a bit different to how it goes in the books and films, please see below the cut for rules, and for your teams!

I. This event will take place the week of the 19th of March, starting at 8 am EST/1 pm GMT/9 pm GMT +8/12 am GMT +10. This will go on until the 23rd of March at 8 am EST/1 pm GMT/9 pm GMT +8/12 am GMT +10. This gives you ample time to start threads and give them conclusions. Please ensure that you interact with people both on your team and on the other team, as it makes it a more authentic experience. 

II. Each day during the event at 8 am EST/1 pm GMT/9 pm GMT +8/12 am GMT +10, the admins will post a riddle or question based on something to do with Greek mythology. The task for you is to discuss the riddle or question with your team mates and try to find out the answer, without using Google as your first resort. We’d really like you to try and use any existing knowledge of the mythology that you have, as that makes it more fun. The team who answers the question first will win the point, and at the end of the week, the team with the most points will win. We will post a maximum of two riddles during the day, if we feel that the first riddle was answered too quickly and didn’t challenge you enough.

III. During the event you can post about preparations for it, you can trash talk other players, and even post about different strategies that you may have as ideas. Just make sure that you have fun, and tag all event posts as #ilievent001.

IV. At the end of the event, we will be hosting a mini event, our very first Campfire! At the Campfire, you can discuss the events of the “day”, how you’re feeling, and anything else you may want to! This event will go on from the 23rd of March 8 am EST/1 pm GMT/9 pm GMT +8/12 am GMT +10  to the 27th of March  8 am EST/1 pm GMT/9 pm GMT +8/12 am GMT +10 . Please tag all of these posts #iliminievent001.

V. To celebrate the whole event, we will be launching our RP gossip blog! Aphrodite will be commentating on the events as it goes on, but she’ll also be taking questions to answer on things not related to the event. Her link will be posted at the start of the event.

VI. Finally, here are the teams! They have been generated at random, but cabins have been kept together to keep it more like the books.

RED TEAM

Aphrodite Cabin: Matthew Morrison, Reyna Torres, Scarlett Havilliard

Zeus Cabin: Skyegirl Sinworth, Caleb Dawson, Trenton Williams, Rosalinda Dorrance

Boreas Cabin: Isla Cortland, Charles Grant

Iris Cabin: Danny Martin

Nyx Cabin: Lucien Holmes

Eris Cabin: Dorian Steels

Hypnos Cabin: Kieran Irwin, Noah Gray

Poseidon Cabin: El Middleton

Hecate Cabin: Nora Willow, Odyssia Simmons, Teren Benoit, Raena Andromedus, Florence Lynch-Kovach

Apollo Cabin: Noah Atawhai Temple, Avi Melrose, Dimaria Estrada, Gwnag Ho Han, Jaehyuk Lee, Iniko Dale

Morpheus Cabin: Aidan Danvers, Sabrina Salen, Silas Salen

Thanatos Cabin: Karen Halloran

Eirene Cabin: Winifried ‘Winnie’ Alwyn

Artemis Cabin: Roxanne ‘Rox’ Robinson

BLUE TEAM

Athena Cabin: Jane Nolan, Harrison Reid

Ares Cabin: Diala Cortez-Sinclair, Ruby Dixon

Erebus Cabin: Damien Ross, Robbie Montgomery

Dionysus Cabin: Skyler Francois

Cybele Cabin: Cassius Rath, Jeon Sung-Min

Nike Cabin: Brianna ‘Bambi’ Macon, Florentine Santini

Phobos Cabin: Diego Cortez, Adrian Banks

Hebe Cabin: Blue De Laurent

Eros Cabin: Ethan Germaine, Estrella Pendragon, Basil Rosen

Dike Cabin: Ian Calloway

Enyo Cabin: Erah Henning

Persephone Cabin: Thomas Tyrell, Charlotte Sloan

Demeter Cabin: Karra Belmont

Hades Cabin: Mei Hino, Hyun-Shik Weong, Amelia Foxworth

Psyche Cabin: Adamus Finch, James Gallagher

Hermes Cabin: Maeve Anderson, Harper Rhiding, Abigail Van der Berg

Hephaestus Cabin: Andy Mercer, Olivia Liu

Triton Cabin: Penelope Jeon

[ninjaturtlecosmo]

Art Teacher: I know what God really wants, dammit! He wants me to kill my mother fucking self! That's why he fucks with me! That's why he gave me a fucked up ass life! But the joke's on him! I'm not giving that mother fucker the satisfaction!

Andromedus III, Octo Cat, Guardian Dog and Blue:.....................

Octo Cat: All I asked was what are we painting today.

[ninjaturtlecosmo]

Art Teacher and Star wedding headcanons

As the title and GIF above may suggest, I have it planned that at some point in IF I Go, Art Teacher and Star get married x3 So, here are some headcanons for everything leading up to it, how the wedding goes and so forth!

- Art Teacher is the one to propose to Star. At this point, the two have already been together for some time now, and after everything that transpires in the story (including a big altercation with Clive, the main antagonist of the story who I'll talk about in a later post), Art decides he wants to show Star how much he loves her and how he wants to spend the rest of their lives together, whatever happens. So, one day he takes Star down to their old home where they first met and became a couple, Dekalb Illinois, and after the sun sets after a day of them visiting all of their favorite places together and all the places where they made memories together, Art gets down on one knee and drops the big question to Star. Star didn't expect this one bit, but she's overjoyed nonetheless and instantly says yes before jumping into Art's arms.

- The ring Art proposed to her with came from Coco's fashion shop (she sells nearly everything you can think of as far as clothes and jewelry, her shop is basically like Barbie's closet lol), and is a dark sapphire ring with a silver band to match how the moon would always shine down on Star and give her furr and hair such a hue when they'd go put together at night

- Obviously everyone at Memory Lane is ecstatic upon learning about Art and Star's engagement, to the point they all almost immediately begin planning out the ceremony. Some IFs like Blue and Gummy are assigned to bake the wedding cake (a mix between both Art and Star's favorite cake flavors, chocolate and red velvet), while others are put in charge of the decorations of where the ceremony will be taking place.

-After the two discussed where they'd want the ceremony to take place, even though it doesn't matter to them either way since they're just happy to finally tie the knot, Art and Star decide to have their wedding take place on the beach close to Coney Island, at night during a full moon since there was a full moon when they both first met, and also because of Star's connection to the full moon due to the fact that her kid created her after being fascinated by a werewolf movie.

- Lewis is the priest during the ceremony, and Art Teacher ends up having Calvin as his Best Man, while Star has Gummy as her Maid Of Honor, with Blossom, Uni, Bubblina, Minerva, Sonia and Coco as her bridesmaids.

- Speaking of Coco, she ends up taking almost full control of helping Star pick out her wedding dress, insisting that a bride only deserves the best for her wedding and that anything less would be complete "rubbish" (keep in mind I based Coco heavily off of Velvette from Hazbin Hotel in terms of personality lol). After much debating over what wedding dress Star should wear, eventually Star manages to pick a dress like this thanks to Coco's help

- Sunny is the one that usually has the reputation of always being the best dressed out of all the male IFs with all the suits he normally wears, so he helps Art Teacher pick a simple black suit with a tie for the wedding, Sunny being less intense in his fashion advice compared to Coco...... Unrelated note, but there's a reason why everyone at Memory Lane calls Coco the toned down version of Tyra Banks lol.

- After some time, the wedding finally arrives with everything on the beach being set up, the cake being ready, and the bridesmaids, Maid Of Honor, Best Man, Priest and the Groom being in their places..... All that's left is for the Bride to show up, when soon the classic wedding march begins to play (courtesy of Andromedus III somehow being able to play the piano with no hands), and Star is seen being brought down the altar with Sunny linking arms with her before giving her to her soon to be husband. The whole time Art looks at Star in her beautiful white gown and veil, he feels as though he's looking at an angel, and he's even more happy that he's about to make this eternal promise to the woman he loves.

-Lewis gives his speech as the priest officiating the marriage, then Art Teacher and Star give each other the most heartfelt wedding vows imaginable, reminiscing all their time together and all they've been through together, and how they managed to overcome all their problems to finally get to where they are now, promising to both love each other for all of eternity, in life and in whatever afterlife there is for them.

- Art Teacher slowly slips the sapphire ring onto Star's finger, and because Art doesn't have fingers and therefore him wearing a ring is impossible, he had an image of a ring tattooed on both sides of his hand where the ring would be if he was wearing one. Another unrelated note, but I headcanon that Art Teacher has quite a few tattoos hidden on his body, mostly floral or butterfly tattoos, and his kid's name on the side of his neck as well, and I need to make another OC that serves as the retirement home's tattoo artist.

-Afterwards Art and Star both say their "I Dos" and kiss each other, officially becoming husband and wife, everyone cheering for the newlywed couple before the party officially starts and everyone celebrates on the beach. Normally weddings would be serving alcoholic beverages, but Art and Star had both dealt with alcoholism in their lives and were only just becoming sober by the time Art proposed to Star, so to honor their progress, everyone enjoys whatever nonalcoholic beverages are being served instead.

- Many songs play throughout the party that some way or another describe Art and Star's love and this event, from "Anything, Anything" by Dramarama, to "Falling Slowly" from the movie Once, but then comes THE dance that always happens at each wedding between the Bride and the Groom..... and in this case, the very song that plays during this dance between Art and Star is "When You Say Nothing At All" by Ronan Keating, the song that describes all the ways they've both expressed their love for each other and their need for one another... The moment they both hold each other in their arms to this song, they both just know whatever happens to them, they'll love each other and be with one another forever, and never let any8tear them apart again. (Shout out to @spideyladman for suggesting When You Say Nothing At All QwQ)

- You know damn well some of thr IFs at this wedding are crying Crocodile tears from how beautiful the whole event is..... Ally in the literal sense, and then the more emotional ones like Blue, Uni and Steven are just bawling their eyes out too.

- There is a band playing some of the music at this wedding, which consists of some of the IFs who had been taking Star's music classes, namely Cosmo as the lead vocalist...... Depending on how you headcanon Cosmo as a singer, you can imagine how that turns out.

- Eventually comes the part where Star has to throw her bouquet of roses and lillies backwards so one of the female IFs can catch it..... And then afterwards the other infamous tradition where Art Teacher has to remove the garter from Star's thigh and toss it backwards as well for one of the male IFs to catch.

- Blossom catches the bouquet, while Cosmo catches the garter. Fun fact though is that Blossom and Lewis have a sort of secret romance with one another that they've just never really told anyone about (they're both the two oldest IFs at Memory Lane and have been there longer than anyone else, so in this case with it just being them for a while before more IFs eventually showed up, things were bound to happen between these old lovebirds. Yes, I am indeed a fan of old people romance when it comes to Lewis and Blossom xD ), and because Cosmo doesn't know about this, he takes the moment to joke with Blossom by giving her a jokingly flirty look with his eyes.

- Art Teacher and Star also decide to have a honey moon trip, which they decided they'd have take place in an isolated forest with a cabin they'd have all to themselves, with a fancy couch, fireplace and everything....... and without going into detail, these two definitely have some fun celebrating their marriage that night.