#if Trump is president I'm gonna be totally unhinged

[a-murmur-of-a-prayer]

My New Year's resolution for 2025 is to write the most out of pocket, unhinged shit I can think of. Enough being afraid to be cringe, enough shame. It's over. If I can dream it up and I know it eats, I'm gonna write it. I have been holding myself back for too long, but never again.

I also am probably going to do more polls because hearing people's reactions/enthusiasm does in fact encourage me to write unhinged shit

[vmpkai]

hold up lemme just. . .

the rev. set & co with social media!

aight there we go

hamilton

twitter

he will spend several hours arguing with a person trying to prove em wrong ( *cough cough* thomas *cough cough* )

he probably sends like 20 threads per answer too cuz we all know he exceeds the character limit every single time

has gotten suspended several times for some of his insults

during his presidency, he @ trump to call him out on his shit ( like he should )

has been blocked by a shitton of politicians who can't be bothered with his shit

people love him for his hot takes abt the government

king of twitter drama

laurens

pinterest

has two accounts: one for art, one for memes

has a shitton of boards

nobody - not even hammy boy - is allowed to see them

his memes are literally the most brainrot shit ever ( mood )

occasionally posts his art but uses it for inspiration for the most part

most of his unhinged comments rest here

has a fucking gay gay homo gay board ( he's just like me fr )

laffayette

instagram

has so many selfies on there

yk he is popular asf cuz he's so handsome

has roped the others into taking some with him

his posts are either runway model level of quality or the most shittiest of shitpost

he gets a shitton of down HORRENDOUS thirst comments and he is absolutely proud of that ( and trust me they are absolutely foul i'm talking the shit you see ppl say abt jjk characters and laf will encourage tf out of it )

mulligan

tumblr

just prefers it to everywhere else ( as he should )

runs the biggest fashion blog in all of new york ( as he fucken SHOULD )

loves posting his designs on there

and the crowd goes fucking wild for his designs

ofc his mates are gonna be in the comments hyping him up

they're also his models

defo has a personal account where he is just an absolute gremlin ( average tumblr user )

angelica

twitch ( hear me out )

extremely popular pro gamer

absolutely dunks on everyone she plays against

mainly plays cod and fortnite

people show up for her skills and her roasts cuz we all know she fucking cooks all the misogynistic dorks on there ( it's giving feminist packgod, aight? )

eliza

youtube

has a cooking channel

absolutely adores her audience

has defo fallen asleep several times watching those iceberg videos on the most randomest of topics

the recommended page does not match the face whatsoever ( she doesn't open youtube around others because of it )

even though she denies it constantly, she watches commentary channels on drama she's interested in

and peggy

tiktok

she got millions of followers

mainly posts funny skits with her sisters

her fyp are diabolical, disgraceful, discombobulating, shameful ( she just like me fr /j )

only communicates in tiktoks + she will send you shit in the middle of the night

madison

tumblr

he prefers the controlled chaos of it to anywhere else

posts about his favorite books

has a sizeable audience on there

refuses to tell anyone ( *cough cough* thomas *cough cough* ) about his blog

jefferson

twitter

sole purpose is to wind up hamilton every chance he gets

also loves the drama on there

bros the type of person to have thousands of followers and then either follows nobody, or like up to 5 people total

it boosts his ever growing ego

burr

reddit

yk he frequents r/vent to complain about hamilton

also loves sifting through r/aita ( he has most definitely posted some stuff in there too )

he's in such a random group of subreddits

questions his humanity every day whenever he paroozes that godforsaken site

he was a mod for a subreddit but he got kicked for being too much of a fence sitter ( hamilton found out and did NOT let that slide lmfao )

washington

facebook

he's a facebook dad absolutely

has fallen for the conspiracy theory traps a few times

his posts are just all dad things

he does NOT know how to use emojis at fucking all and it's glorious

king george

instagram

flexes his money, wealth and all that jazz

also lives for the tea on there ( he will literally sit in the comments spamming tea emojis whenever a fight was to break out lmfao )

goes on live just to annoy everyone around him ( usually works )

posts on his story like 20 times a day

his ego is the size of england thanks to that site

tried to start beef after laf turned down a collab and temporarily caused world war 3 between the fanbases

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Maybe it's just because I was born after the Cold War and never lived with it as a looming threat 24/7, but I am not and have never been afraid of nuclear war. For years, I've been told that North Korea is gonna start a nuclear war, or China is gonna start a nuclear war, or Iraq, or Iran, or Russia (especially Russia, especially in the last 7 months), but the idea has never scared me.

I guess that's due in part to the fact that it has always felt too abstract, too distant, like something that could only happen in movies, like robot uprisings or alien invasions, but it's also due to the fact that I have a layman's understanding of mutually assured destruction. Surely world leaders, even the most despotic, the most unhinged, the most triggerhappy, understand the concept much better than I do; warmongers like Reagan and Bush and Trump never launched a first strike, none of the Kims ever have, Putin never has, Xi Jinping and his predecessors never have, no British PMs, no Presidents of France, neither India, nor Pakistan, nor Israel, nobody except Harry Truman in 1945 when the total number of nuclear warheads in existence was two and he owned them both.

Even the craziest of the crazies have self preservation instincts! They want power and control, period, and being vaporized kinda sorta puts a damper on that whole idea. They're not suicidal. They don't want to die, and they probably don't want their families to die, but more importantly they don't want billions or trillions of dollars in infrastructure to be destroyed! They don't want to lose military bases and farms and oil fields and farms and dams and bridges and highways and farms and ports and manufacturing plants and FARMS FARMS FARMS, THE SOURCE OF THEIR FOOD IN A POST-WAR WORLD THAT WON'T BE EXPORTING ANYTHING TO THEM ANYTIME SOON! They want to have real power, not hypothetical power over a radioactive debris field while locked away in a bunker, and they certainly don't want there to be mutinies in what remains of the armed forces, because no matter how loyal the brainwashed conscripts are, the generals know which side their bread is buttered on and rhey aren't too keen on having half the country vaporized as part of their boss's dick measuring contest. Saner leaders have been assassinated and replaced for lesser crimes.

Cooler heads have always and will always prevail.

I'm not worried, not because I think world leaders give a shit about the lives of the masses, but because I know they give a shit about their own.