#if I ever really write Zaorva there...she will be so pissed.

[mikeellee]

Reading one of thise period comics made by korean artistis is curious bc they do follow a pattern. Many actually. The pattern of abuse of working class and child abuse.

I read the one called "The saintess is adopted by the Duke " and it holds no punches. The mc was tortured by the church bc her blood has magic proprieties and it is used to help the fake saintess- said fake is a woman from a noble background- until she dies and well, resert.

We see how the church, in this story, treats her, an orphan and commoner, like garbage and how she wants to die....and I have seen million of times.

The bad fake saintess will be punished. The church remain. And we get the real saintess and no change.

In a way, it make me think of my own oc, Zaorva, an entity so powerful, so above all of us and so full of love but yes she can and will kill if necessary.

It make me think if I was writing this story...if I put Zoarva there...she would be the punishment for all of them. The hubris of an institition that should work in her name, protect kids in her name and used them as escapegoat bc "more power for us"

(I do think in make my oc her own story. I'm writing...in slow peaces)

If Zaorva picked a child to be her saintess...no one should mistreated or go "but she is poor".

And it make me think of how I do love the concept of personification of life who kills...more than the personification of death.

What I'm saying here? I don't know...really, last night I was reading the comic and it hit me how Zaorva would loathe those humans and how the Castlevania's epic line would work beautifully in my au (lives in my head)

"Lies? In my house? You are truly disguting"

[kurtty-drabbles]

Life is wonderful au (missions and secrets)

N/A: this idea hit me up last night, so, I´m based again on Ultimate but taking a bit of 616!

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The rain, without warning, hits on the area watering the grass, trees and of course, the roof of the mansion. No one was outside, well, saved for one woman who was feeling the rain gentle hitting on her body, hair with a smile on her face.

"Kitten?" Ororo Monroe finally found Kitty Pryde enjoying the rain as Ororo often does. Kitty Pryde is the newest addition to the X-men and so far they can all label her as a free hippie style. "Enjoying the rain?"

Kitty Pryde, with her trademark freckles, only nods and replies. "You know, when I was younger," Ororo noticed the corner of her lips curve slightly and she remembers how no one knows Kitty´s real age ("old enough to drink and vote") "I used to fear water very much...something bad happened with me there, but, now...I´d not fear water anymore"

Ororo blinks at this admission and wonder if maybe Kitty was drowning or did suffer an attempted. Either way, Ororo Monroe can´t judge as she too deals with claustrophobic and doesn´t like to disclose that to anyone.

"Getting over a fear like that is truly remarkable" Ororo states.

"You´re remarkable as well Storm never forget that" Kitty said and the rain stopped, the young woman is offering a smile and Ororo smiles back, Kitty may be an odd hippie girl, but, she means well and after the disaster of Jean Grey...they prefer an odd hippie girl that anything remotely linked to Jean Grey.

"Come on, Kitten, Scott is calling us for a meeting...and careful to not get flu"

"I won´t!"

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Scott Summers is the leader of the X-men, that´s a given at this point, and the man really manages to be professional even when he mentioned the names, Jean and Logan. "We still have no information on their whereabouts" no one is sharing any real worry for any of them.

Rogue hands a towel to Kitty joking she knew kitty would be in the rain. Bobby and all the seniors are sitting in their respective places, for a moment, it makes Kitty thinking about the round table, but, there are not enough people for the comparison.

"I want to talk about a new issue that is calling my attention, Ororo did show her side of the argument and even Kitty too and the two are correct. We´re the X-men, we do look out for our own, but, if we closed our eyes to any injustice...are we doing any good? As long the police don´t get brutal with mutants...can we call this justice?" Scott said and the others are listening.

"How can we call ourselves heroes if we don´t do anything against injustice?" Scott said and taking a deep breath he explained "the Friend of Humanity are getting support from...other racists groups to, well, in their own racists' terms, to purge the mankind of what is undesirable"

Bobby raises his hand, a comical salute for a serious situation. "Professor Summers, I thought the Friends of Humanity were over, didn´t we fight them off?"

"We did Bobby, but, the friends of humanity are parasites, work as a cell, you can destroy one, but, soon it will have a new one to take over" Rogue explained.

"Yes, and right now they are operating in Chicago" Scott explained and Kitty only speaks one line "I live in Chicago" there´s foreboding in her tone and the others look at her.

Everyone feels a bit of cold all of sudden, and Scott clears his throat and speaks again. "Thanks to Cerebro and the modification Kitty made, we managed to locate their next meeting and it will be..."

"Building Langford, 334. Is a part hotel they all rent for this meeting and even replace the staff with their own...so paranoid" Kitty responds coldly and no one asks how she knew about this.

Well, the logical solution is, of course, she did use Cerebro or heard Scott´s talk before the meeting. That´s the only solution.

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The team assembled, a word Scott is not very fond thanks to the Avengers, and they are now at the location, however, Betsy states something curious. "I´m not feeling anyone inside that building"

Once they are looking at the entrance they can see how everything is desert. Ororo saw the flags of said racists groups and has no problem in breaking those flags, but, she notices something odd.

"Their car´s keys are here...but we saw no car outside" Ororo replies and Bobby and Rogue confirms as they went outside...the parking lot is empty.

Scott asked Betsy to see if she can sense anything. The woman activated her butterfly for a moment.

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Grayson Creed is a pure man, he has pure intentions, so, when they discover the existence of this, of course, Creed knew IT would be on their side.

"Now, God is truly on our side, we will purge the mankind of the undesirable once and for all" many people wearing white cheer on that, however, their celebration is cut short when a woman wearing the Davi star, on her necklace and on her shirt, shows up.

"Well, thank you, I was rather famished lately and eating things like you...does a great service to mankind" Kitty explains and before anyone could do anything to Kitty a vortex opens with tentacles with mouths and eyes.

The mouths are bigger than the eyes and no one realizes the room is no longer the hotel, only that everyone under this ideology is here. EVERYONE.

Creed watches in horror as the mouth eats the first one, then the second. He can´t move. Either because of fear of the tentacles wrapping around his ankle.

"I don´t understand, we want to save the world," Creed said "we invoke a god to help"

Kitty rolls her eyes and lets her crystal azzure eyes be the only "deformation" on her mask.

"Oh please, you barely know how to write one of my names and is the easier one." She shakes her heads and ignores the screams of help, the number of people are getting smaller and smaller " and you ask to save the world, well, I´m helping you with that...I´m saving from you"

And the tentacles sealed Creed´s fate. There´s no one in the room, saved for Kitty.

__________________________________ Besty stops and shakes her head. "I feel nothing? what´s the odds of everyone in this hotel, literally, everyone, leave in such a short time and without making any noise?"

This is getting alarming. Scott is about to gesture the X-men to follow him when he notices that Kitty is missing, but, she's appearing next to Rogue.

"Where were you?" Rogue asked. And Psylocke did nod as if saying that´s Kitty Pryde and not Mystique or any other shapeshifter

"Bathroom" points to the bathroom that Rogue swear was not there before, but, then again, she was not looking for a bathroom.

"Really, now?"

"Well, yeah, I think I drink too much soda"

"Kitty, we talk about this, you need to stop drink that much soda"

"easy said than done"

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They start searching in each room and it´s all empty. Ororo spot a room, technical, a stage room that has a white board with a name write down. The X-men went to see what´s written.

"Zig?" Bobby asked once reading the word again.

"Zag?" Ororo read again confused.

Scott and Betsy can´t read the word. It´s the only clue on what happened but the bad handwriting is proving to be a troublesome and dangerous foe.

"Zaorva," Kitty said annoyed at this. "aside from racists they prove to be even dumber"

Again, the sense of foreboding is strong and no one dares to bother Kitty after that. Scott and Ororo wonder on what to do now. Do they report the missing on those people?

"No" Kitty suggested "they want attention anyway, and they will use this to make us look bad, now, is very possible that the Friends of Humanity and friends bite more than what they can chew and if ...people do are looking for them, which let´s be honest no one will, then, let´s close the case and go home"

"But...the Friends of Humanity..."

"Won´t ever bother us again" and no one dares to doubt the words. Not when Kitty´s eyes are getting slightly blue now.

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Epilogo

"You know, I´d love when you do that...is fun to watch" LK replies amused.

"Thank you, I know you are very voyeuristic, but, I admit...they did piss me off and I was being creative. I wanted them to see a Jewish girl as each one of them is eaten and tortured" she offers a torso to LK who eats it gladly.

"I know and that´s why it gets so prettier, my zaorva"

"Oh, shush you, love, not in front of the food" and Zaorva eats a nice tasty leg and the couple talks in such romantic and kind way that is almost easy to ignore the scenario and their food, who is trying to escape, of course, without any success.

[kurtty-drabbles]

Divine comedy au

N/A: This is not exactly serious nor is too dramatic. LK joins the X-men in a normal way, I know he´s all about evil things, but, the X-men suffer so much with bad writing that he wouldn´t need to do anything, instead, his plan is to build the empire and then destroyed(to him is funnier) and Zaorva also enter in the X-men in a normal way too. As Outer Gods they, LK and Zaorva never truly meet(aside from the meetings) so they didn´t recognize the other.

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#1 Is a sunny day at the institution when Kitty Pryde aka Shadowcat receive news that a new member will be joining the team, usually, this type of news wouldn´t warrant many reactions from Kitty, except how suddenly this all was.

Strange, she thought to herself, I´d not see anyone being recruited for this month.

“Miss Pryde” Paige shows up with teary eyes, while the woman is far from a little girl, every time she´s near Kitty she has no problem in acting like one, many people joke that Kitty has a big mommy aura and in moments like this Kitty has a great sense of humour. “Yes, child?”

“I had a nightmare” Paige confessed drying her tears and Kitty waits for the young woman to explain herself better as she clearly wants to. “It was a big snake that was vomiting more snakes and….someone was there laughing” Paige gets a hug and Kitty promised it was a dream, give an excellent excuse as she blames the latest movie where they used a CGI snake as a monster of the month. “Child, the snakes, in real life, only attack if provoke and I´d know you won´t ever fight with one” Paige nods. Kitty embrace Paige as she´s a child(some people do point out, sometimes, how is strange that Kitty has this effect, is almost like she really thinks she´s Paige´s mother)

Somehow, Kitty thinks her nightmare is a bit strange for a human. Humans fear snakes, that´s a given, but, in what mind someone would laugh at that?

#2 Kurt Wagner is a German mutant from Bavaria and has the ability to teleport, Scott and the others take an immediately like for the new welcome and Kitty is in the corner watching as people are sharing secrets so easily with him.

At the same times, the nightmares increase and Kitty notices how Piotr was acting odd, sleeping walking and speaking of his sister as she was dead…even through Yana is in the mansion safe and sound.

Paige´s nightmares get so violently that she was forced to go to Kitty´s room and cries, as she told the nightmares, are worse, now, the serpent king is laughing at her. “Please, I can´t handle this anymore” Paige is crying and kitty let her sleep in her room, the poor thing was so scared she never noticed how Kitty never sleeps.

This situation was odd and it gets odder when Ororo shows up sleeping walking and using her powers at full volume, thankfully, Kitty manages to wake Ororo up. “Is a protection charm,” she explained as Ororo asked what´s going. “Did I hurt anyone?” and Kitty asked, “No, of course not, people were awakened by the strong wind but no one is hurt”

Ororo is thankfully for that but asked. “I was never a sleeping walk before…what´s happened?” and Kitty stays with Dr McCoy long enough to fabricated good excuses and Beast itself shows up to console Storm and everything is alright, even Paige is managing to sleep in her own room without nightmares.

So…it really wasn´t a normal nightmare. She thought bemused.

Meanwhile, Wolverine´s corpse is being devoured by her little “bunnies” and Kitty can say the X-men don´t need this Wolverine as much they never need that Jean Grey. #3 Kurt Wagner is far too pleased as the X-men are exactly how he imagined and is impressed, how to make a real empire of the X-men and how to see it crumble. It´ll be glorious.

First, I need to see who will be the king. He thought amused, entering in the kitchen to eat something, maybe Scott? Yes, the man is cut out for that and won´t handle the pressure. He concludes mentally.

Entering in the kitchen with the satisfaction some of the X-men are having beautiful nightmares, not all of them(Paige and Storm are immune for some reason, but, it does not matter, they all will fall into his plans) and is surprised to see Kitty Pryde gazing upon him.

I´d not see her…where was she? Thought Kurt a bit perplexed and the man notices how he never really engage in a conversation with Kitty before, even though, she´s always watching(and he can´t watch her? This is far more interesting that the lack of nightmares of Ororo and Paige)

“Hello, Katzchen” Kurt can represent a good and kind man if needs and Kitty´s gaze should have changed, yet, she´s still gazing upon him as if wanting to see something more. That´s…interesting. “I´m here for a cup of water” true, even IT has to drink water(not a need per se, just a small pleasure he likes. This and drinking beer) “I couldn´t sleep, too excited for tomorrow and you? Nightmares?”

“NO!” her answer is too strong, too personal and Kurt is taken back, is not a way a human would behave (some have warned that Kitty is not 100% normal and do not mind what she's saying or do)

They gaze each other and his evil smiles is taking place of his mask. She´s interesting and IT likes that. “I head Ororo and Paige were having problems with nightmares and I think you help them,” Kitty nods and Kurt can tell she never blinks as her eyes are a beautiful tone of azure that Kurt never saw before(at least, not in a human) “I´m glad they have you as a friend”

Kurt speaks in a low tone. “ They told me you´re a strange witch, are you?”

Kitty didn´t flinch. “They told me how much they love you and I´m jealous,” that confession did take him off guard “ it did take me a while for them to truly accept me and you conquer their hearts in one day, that´s impressive,” Kurt, for some reason, is blushing at this praise “ yet, this means nothing to me as I tend to like the X-men and I´d keep an eye on them…I´d hope the nightmares end now”

Kurt is in silence until he speaks again. “bold words, Katzchen, can you really back it up?”

Kitty´s face is now inches from his. “Actually, the question you should ask here is: Is it worthy piss Kitty Pryde off?”

And she leaves and Kurt has a favourite X-men now.

#4

Bobby Drake was the sole reason why Rogue and Kitty did take a while for being friends, so, when Kitty spots, by accident, Bobby reading “the book of life” a book of her cult with her rules and it makes Kitty reevaluate Iceman.

Oh, maybe he´s not a douchebag as I thought, Kitty thought to herself.

“Bobby? What are you reading?” a perfect and human question to make and Kitty can count on her fingers the times she messes this one up. “The book of life is a book about the outer god of creation, Zaorva”

Kitty nods pleased as Bobby repeats her 3 golden directives’ and even like how he used the Galaxy Hitcher book to concluded her own book, and Kitty is impressed. “And what you take from this? Are you planning to join Zaorva´s cult? Paige and Ororo are there as well” Rogue too, she mentally adds, but even she can know how is not good to mention Rogue now.

“Well, is a good cult, I suppose, even if all cults are bad” Kitty frowns at him, but, can see his logic(humans leading cults about themselves always end in disaster) “but, There´s Zaorva and let me tell you, she´s a nice MILF, the Goodness of MILFS”

Kitty´s eyebrows twitch as her mask is cracking for a moment, in the end, no one in the mansion got a nightmare, except Bobby, but Kitty knows fully well the reason. Kurt for once is confused but did enjoy Bobby´s nightmares. #5 Kurt Wagner spot Rogue talking on her phone, once she´s over talking with her mother, Kurt did ask something. “Hey, is Kitty single?” Kurt knows about the love triangle and is a nice way to inject a bit of pain even if is in a minimum dose.

“Well, she did was with that Japanese dude” Rogue makes a face and now in a confessional tone adds “Look, don´t tell anyone I told you this ok?” Kurt nods “when we were in Japan, there´s this Japanese man who was with us…and I swear he looks like a male Japanese version of Kitty. The people in the area seem to know who that man was…but no one told us anything, hell, not even Kitty and Ororo did ask but nothing…the odd part, the Japanese man, aside from never give us a name(and the fact people refuse to give his name) was treat like he was a god…and the same courtesy was applied to Kitty and only them” Rogue concludes and asked again to Kurt to not reveal that to anyone.

“I promise” and Kurt is thinking about this, what is Kitty up to? Is she dating a Japanese´s deity?NO, if that´s the case she would stay in Japan(he knows a thing or two about them and knows they don´t like long-distance relationships) then…there´s two last options, one, she´s HER Herald or two, she´s HER.

Well, I´d have patience, if she wants to show herself to me she´ll. Kurt thought.

#6 The Hellfire obey all the commands of one force and Kitty could hardly care, however, the Hellfire was instructed to captured Kitty and take information out of her, of course, Kitty is not even going to pretend to be scared.

As she looks at the corpses of Emma Frost, Sebastian Shaw and Selene who all have their eyes burned and fume in their mouths, Kitty did catch a name in their minds and is ready to take action.

The X-men arrives to save Kitty and the woman has enough sense to fake, rather well, how she´s happy to see them and how the Hellfire was insane, they look at the defeated enemies and Kitty fabricated a lie saying their ego went insane. “Oh, they all wanted to be the leader and that´s the hubris talk, poor humans” Kitty speaks and no one notices how odd that is.

Kurt intervenes. “But, didn´t they vote for Emma to be their leader?” Kurt asked not caring their toys are broken, he has much better toys and something far better in the mansion that anything Hellfire could ever hope for.

Kitty is quick in her answer. “Oh, everyone wants to be the Pharaoh, Kurt, and that´s more than enough to kill” she concludes and Kurt laughs amused, no one else thought that was funny, well, Kitty certainly appreciates someone else likes her sense of humour.

#7 Kitty had enough of this situation, the hellfire´s death was one thing, but, the situation on the US is far too chaotic to be human-made(not that the humans can´t be chaotic) and how suddenly there´s this talk about making the X-men the rulers of earth, well, of the US and how this can affect other countries is too chaotic and too strange to be human.

Only Kurt is amused and applauding the broadcast interview as Cyclops is decreet that Iron Man will be punished for his crimes against humanity. “I had enough of this!” Kitty shouts as her eyes are full azure.

She holds his face with her hands and looks deeply into his golden eyes. “I´ll show you how I truly look” and one second later the intensity of the moment is broken by Kitty blushing and look amused. “Oh my! I had no idea you are here, I´m sorry”

Kurt is too amused and looks at her hands on his face softly. “Don´t be, I didn´t recognize you too, and your tentacles are beautiful” This prompts Kitty to blush and smiles prettily now, as her mask is cracking just like IT. “Me? Your tentacles are something else, I couldn´t ever recreate such beauty” Kitty explained. “The crawling god of chaos is truly something else,” and Kurt is palming her face gently. “I´m a big fan of your work, Zaorva, I even went to Japan to see your cult, I like the name of your mask there, very fitting” and Zaorva thank him. Both are talking and ignoring the TV news saying Ironman will be sentenced to death. Now, the X-men have 2 outer gods.