#if I could eat lactose… la da dadadadadAdadadah dum

[alonewildbird]

[id: a reply from user hesmikeyfuckinway reading “LITERALLY lord who made the lion and the lamb you decreed i should be what i am would it spoil some vast eternal plan if i weren't fucking sick man!!!!” /end id]

Merrick just had us watch bdg's pokerap thing and I'm like fully incensed now bc it made me feel like a border collie on crate rest. That man has so much clown blood and he can just CAPER ABOUT for 40 minutes and be maximally annoying and NOT pass out??? He probably doesn't even have to sleep for 3 days afterward. I'm so mad. Do you have ANY IDEA how irritating I could be if God hadn't nerfed me this bad. Writing a song in my head to the tune of if I were a rich man but it goes IF I WERENT SICK, MAN