#ieatlazers

[yoshizora]

Octopath Castti?

sexuality: gay gender: probably cis a ship: castthrone O_O a BROTP: Temenos!! a NOTP: i loooove her banters with Partitio but i prefer them as platonic buddies random headcanon: Castti IS using chloroform when she knocks out NPCs at night!!!!!!!! general opinion: i like Castti a lot! i built her as a tank so beating the boss in that solo traveler dungeon was a cakewalk (his regular attacks did 1 damage to her). uhhh idk what else, i didn't really get into octopath fandom or read fics (i only read some of floops' teehee) but i just think Castti is really cool and That One Scene with Malaya made me cry. :')

[lucisevofficial]

@ieatlazers thank you for the glowing testimonial

truck girlie

(from @lucisevofficial 's horror novel)

[theoretical-tactician]

ieatlazers replied to your post “Thinking about the potential for writing an Edeleth knight au, but I’m...”

I had an idea for an AU where Byleth is also captured and experimented on by TWSITD concurrently with Edelgard, if you wanted to hear more about that?? (because, y'know.. angst.)

dkfjsdflkjsdf I’m late to saying this, but I am interested 👀

[lucisevofficial]

Hmmmm..... LuciNoire?

when I started shipping it if I did:As soon as i went “oh that’d be cute” dfhjhdf

my thoughts:AAAA cuties!! A super cute ship that i kinda wish was more popular

What makes me happy about them:They’re so sweet and kind! Noire is small and gentle and Lucina knows how to treat her kindly to help her be less nervous, Lucina can defend her from anyone that scares her or threatens to hurt her, they both can just…be themselves around each other without Lucina’s burden of princehood or Noire being forced to be someone she’s not

What makes me sad about them:Literally everything about them is sad and angsty 

things done in fanfic that annoys me:I don’t care for too much Blood and Thunder Noire tbh

things I look for in fanfic:Happy endings jdhjhdf

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Sev for either of em, Lucina/Kjelle, Noire/Yarne

My happily ever after for them:Living a quiet life away from their traumas where they can be happy and live in peace…

who is the big spoon/little spoon:Big spoon Luci!

what is their favorite non-sexual activity:I think Noire really likes reading and Lucina really likes sleeping with her head on Noire’s lap while she reads

[small-bee]

Pass the happy! 🌻🌈 When you receive this list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications!💖

thank you 🤗 

1) im looking forward to my friend’s birthday activities on saturday! we’ve planned a day of cake, nature, archery and food 

2) my new haircut! i chopped off a lot of my hair a couple days ago and it feels so goooooood

3) my puppo, i’m overwhelmed by the cuteness even when i think about her

4) the weather :--) , its finally not deathly hot and its still sunny and days are still long, i can feel a chilly breeze in the distance which means its almost spooky season

5) a good book :’) ‘circe’ is my recent fave, and im currently reading ‘the subtle art of not giving a fuck’ but im always up for suggestions!!! please give me book recs! 

[theravenofwynter]

@ieatlazers replied to your post “@ieatlazers replied to your post: I’m a good...”

How dare they?! This wonderful person was going to give me brownies of their own volition! How dare you people try to make them cry!

you can still have the brownies!

[cactuarkitty]

™, ✖

Thank you ☺️hugs right back at you 🤗

[stormcallart]

Samantha Traynor for the character ask!

I am SO SORRY this took forever! 

SAM TRAYNOR: general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: Samantha is so incredibly smart and i love how resourceful she is. I mean she sits at that terminal all day long helping with the Normandy and she locates all these side quests for Shepard to do to help their cause. She is definitely dedicated to her work and I admire that. 

worst quality: I wouldn’t say she has a bad quality? Besides bioware putting my shepard in an awkward position with her romance i.e. out of the blue shower and hot tub scene , why is this girl always trying to get into my bathroom? And why the hell can’t I use the damn hot tub?! 

ship them with: I feel like her and Liara would make a good pair.

brotp them with: Tali

needs to stay away from: expensive toothbrushes

[orangeanimals]

@ieatlazers replied to your post

You better save some of that ice cream for me. *glaring eyes*

The pints aren’t making it past today, ngl. :)

[omegastation]

Leigh Ryder expressed a lot of doubt at being made pathfinder, but she's doing her best to live up to expectations. She follows a logical approach to solving problems, but is very empathetic and follows her heart more often than she thinks she does. While she tries to be diplomatic to everyone, she can't stand it when people lie to her or attempt to manipulate her and others. She's rather deal with an honest rudeness than a liar with good intent. Had a short, casual relationship with Peebee(1/2)

but she ultimately ended up with Vetra. Mmmm... Turians. She's slowly becoming more confident as the Pathfinder, and is working hard to find a home for everyone. (2/2)

Your Leigh seems quite complex, I like her! 

follows her heart more often than she thinks she does

I love when characters do this

[omni-8bit]

Get to Know Me

Tagged by @pigeontheoneandonly ​ Thanks so much!

Tagging @natsora @ieatlazers @renwritesstuff @theoreticallye @hayleyzorel and @your-favorite-queer-activist . No obligations, of course!

Who were you named after? Nope. I was named in a panic last second. My ultrasound initially determined I was male (because of hand placement or something) and my mom wanted to name me Emilio after her grandfather. My dad was in the military and serving in Germany at the time so my mom sent him a letter but he couldn’t read my mother’s cursive and thought she’d written “Elmo.” Needless to say, my dad vetoed the name real quick. Then I was affectionately just referred to as Junior. BUT THEN I WAS BORN and they panicked. At first, they were going to name me Ariel but my mom didn’t want me to be made fun of because The Little Mermaid had just come out and also both of my sisters have names that start with “A’s.” So, literally at random, my mom suggested Brittany and they agreed. My middle name, however, is a shortened version of my mom’s middle name which is the name of her grandmother. So... kinda? I don’t know. I’m just still salty about growing up with the name Brittany in the 90′s and early 2000′s because EVERYONE was named Brittany (or some iteration thereof).

Last time you cried? Uh... gosh. I have no idea. I’m not a crier. It’s pretty rare for me to do so.

Do you like your handwriting? Sure... but it changes so drastically depending on what I’m writing with and if an old hand injury is flaring up. But for the most part, I like it.

What is your favorite lunch meat? Turkey.

Longest relationship? My current one. We’re at three years and a month.

Do you still have your tonsils? Nope! They swelled so badly in the second grade that they cut off my airways and made me pass out on more than one occasion. So they came out the following summer.

What is your favorite kind of cereal? It’s boring, but honestly, Corn Chex.

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Nope!

Do you think you’re strong willed? Proudly so.

Favorite Ice Cream? Mint Chocolate chip!

What is the first thing you notice about a person? Life pre-covid... a person’s smile. Life with covid... their tone of voice.

Football or baseball? Softball.

Favorite donut? Apple Fritters count, right?

Last thing you ate? Sweet potato fries.

What are you listening to? I’ve recently become obsessed with the band Hoity Toity. But I’m usually listening to game soundtracks if I’m being honest.

If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Shamrock or Jungle Green.

What is your favorite smell? The smell of evergreen trees and the ocean wafting together as waves hit rocky shores. Okay - that was a super extra way to describe it, but I’m dead serious. It’s my favorite mixture of smells and it is very much a thing I grew up with in Southeast Alaska.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? The receptionist at work.

Hair color? dark brown with blonde highlights.

Eye color? Green-yellow.

Favorite food to eat? It’s a toss between Sushi or Japanese Curry, both of which I make at home frequently.

Scary movies or happy ending? Happy endings. I scare way too easily to ever get any sort of enjoyment from a scary film.

Last movie you watched in a theater? Birds of Prey.

What color shirt are you wearing? It’s gray with a rainbow across the chest. It’s my pride tank top because it hawt out and it’s one of two tank tops I own.

Favorite holiday? Halloween

Beer or wine? Neither. I rarely drink but when I do it is Cider.

Night owl or morning person? Generally tired afternoon waterfowl?

Favorite day of the week? Currently Sunday because it’s the day of the week i get to skype with a lot of my friends and play table top RPG’s together via distance.

Favorite animal? Bats. Owls are a close second.

Do you have a pet? Yes! His name is Twig and he’s a two year old border collie/lab rescue who is missing over half his teeth (because he survived distemper as a puppy before we adopted him and it ruined his enamel. Now he has a lolly tongue and it’s pretty cute).

Where would you like to travel? Japan first, then England Italy.

[theoretical-tactician]

ieatlazers replied to your post: Lmao, I feel like being mad gay for Edelgard does...

Honestly, one of the most beautiful parts of this game is how each route informs perspective of the other routes; it would be so easy to get locked in to one view of what’s “right” or “the truth” without the ability to play from multiple viewpoints. Each new route makes me fall in love with Crimson Flower more, and every time I replay Crimson Flower I’m reminded of backstory that informs other routes. The only “wrong” way to play is to willingly persist in ignorance.

100% this!!! Like, as I play other routes, I see what other lords have to say and why they disagree with Edelgard, but it makes me love her complexity and her route all the more. It makes me kinda upset when I see people who go around bashing one of the lords and yet they talk about never choosing that lord’s route and planning to never play it!!! Because that’s how you steep yourself in your own bias and ignorance!!!

[lucisevofficial]

EMMERYN

EMM EMM EMM EMM

Bisexual, leans towards the ladies. 

[katajanokka]

Thanks for tagging me, @sweet-ree <3 :) Rules: Name 10 favorite characters from 10 different things and then tag 10 people! I’ll try not to pick (all) the most obvious ones. :D Tiuhti and Viuhti - The Moomins

Archimedes - The Sword in the Stone Alex - Orange is the New Black Codsworth - Fallout 4 Richmond - The IT Crowd

Barnabas - AC Odyssey 

Alduin - Skyrim 

Lara Croft - Tombraider (old games) Dr. Chakwas - Mass Effect Luther - Detroit become Human

Tagging @briarfox13, @slothssassin, @amys2885, @nocivite and @ieatlazers if you feel like doing this. :)

[small-bee]

The hierophant, the world, the devil, and wheel of fortune?

thank you!!!!  i put it under the cut because i apparently ramble a lot thankss!!

the hierophant: do you believe in ghosts?

No, I think a large part of that is me hoping that they aren’t because I think being a ghost would suuuck. I’m also not scared of the idea of ghosts and graveyards and haunted places because I think they’d be good ghosties y’know? like a nice grandma ghostie who just wants to put your mug away for you? like i havent done anything to the ghost, and i don’t want to bother it, why would the ghost harm me in any way? my mom believes in ghosts and she thinks im crazy when i call them good ghosties, you see im very passionate about my nice ghosts 

the world: do you like waking up early?

I’m a morning person theoretically, but I also tend to forget to go to bed so, yes I like waking up early, but sometimes my body does not like to wake up early lol

the devil: do you enjoy thunderstorms?

absolutely love thunderstorms. There was a thunderstorm yesterday, so now the temperature is finally cooler. Thunderstorms are so good to fall asleep to and I like counting the seconds between the lightning and thunder. I don’t remember where I heard that every 5 second delay between lightning and thunder means that it’s a mile away from you?? 

wheel of fortune: first three songs that come on shuffle?

I’ve completely shifted over to spotify these past few years so my music library is a mess but I will shuffle my saved songs heeeeere we go i hope its not terrible 

1) believer - imagine dragons

2) pray (empty gun) - bishop briggs

3) hallowed ground - bishop briggs

wow i didn’t even cheat i swear, bishop briggs is great 11/10 would recommend, i’ve seen her twice live already! though i enjoyed the first one more because she had a full band with her

[theravenofwynter]

@ieatlazers replied to your post: I’m a good person, I promise! Why you all trying...

Who is trying to make you cry? *grabs pitchfork*

the whole mass effect fandom? particularly the garrus fans on this fine night!