#idk wtf to call it

[nyastyaraspurrtina]

from what i understand from seeing tumblr posts about it, game changer is a show where a man locks game show contestants in some sort of chamber and psychologically tortures them like some sort of evil wizard. also i think he's a ceo?

[lucabyte]

Perceptive kid, I wonder just how much they pretend not to overhear.

[clownsuu]

don’t mind me doodlin random tings,,,

Business is not really up to par, but manages smhh

[sturnioloho]

this tongue movement is so hot

[mr-payjay]

hpd vs bpd vs Random guy they're using as a human shield for their mentally ill nonsense

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

i heard some of you hc barty as italian?? that gives me ideas

B: ao ma da ‘ndo pisci che sei tutta patata?

E: i have no clue what you just said but it sounded sexy

reggie, who knows exactly what barty said and wonders why the fuck it worked:

it’s hard to translate in english but basically barty called evan a pretty girl in a…questionable way (patata=potato=pretty girl or 🐱)

some guys in italy say it to girls and sometimes (somehow) it works???

close up!!

[snekdood]

"if we make america worse and more of a dictatorship that will be even harder to unravel and make it the way we want the country to be, maybe then everyone will join our Glorious Revolution!" bb girl you cant even be in the same room with someone who thinks you should vote, how in tf do you think you're gonna unite people to fight in The Revolution with you? it's gonna be you and your 5 friends, i hate to break it to you.

[teddybeartoji]

a heavy sigh falls from your lips.

"i'm jus' having a day."

satoru huffs. "you're telling me... that you're having a day... aaaaaaall by yourself, handsome?"

you don't need to look at him to know that he's wiggling his eyebrows. dummy. faintly shaking your head, you try to brush his stupid comment off but your lips have a mind of their own, so used to a smile that they're already twitching upward. and satoru being satoru, he takes it as a very good sign to continue. "i can't believe the love of my life is having a day – without me. betrayal, i tell you, absolute betrayal."

he throws himself onto the couch right next to you, thighs touching. no inches between you.

"stop..." you whine. "let me have my day..."

"no way, baby. we're having a day." tucking a strand of hair behind your ear and he whispers — "together."

when you turn to face him, your noses touch. he never did know what personal space is but it's not like you mind (you love it). he looks into your weary eyes, hiding his frown. he nudges his nose against yours and presses a quick kiss to it.

"so is it a 'quiet' day or a 'sleep' day or a 'bath' day or a 'film' day or a 'park' day or....?" his voice is so soft and sugary and warm and caring and you immediately get lost in your thoughts. he's so sweet. you're so grateful for him. if you told him to be quiet for the rest of his life, he'd do it. it'd be very fucking hard but for you – he'd do it without a second thought. and now he's here, asking you what kind of a day you're having. he would've probably wanted to play video games or make-out or go bully suguru but he won't even bring it up because he can see that it's not the right time for that. and you're so grateful. what did you do to deserve a boyfriend like this? a boyfriend who's so ready to put your needs above his, always and forever.

he observes you in your little mind palace, your eyes are little zoned out and it just might be the cutest thing. he places his hand on your thigh, gently pulling you back to him. he doesn't say anything, only giving you a reassuring smile. you love him.

"a 'quiet' day, i think." your head falls against his shoulder with a soft thump.

"okay."

pressing his soft lips to your forehead, he draws hearts on your back.

a quiet 'sorry' tries to hide inside the crook of his neck, burrowing itself into his hoodie. he catches it, though. like always.

"sorry for what?"

"this."

a rumble in his chest, you feel it so clearly.

"you're sorry for having a day?"

an incoherent mumble is his answer.

craning his neck, he tries to look down on you. a finger finds your nose and boops! it, making you sink deeper into him.

"my baby."

it's like honey – the sweetest coo in the whole wide world. he pours it all over you, covering you in his love, sticking you to him. you don't mind (you love it).

"never ever ever ever apologize for that stupid shit again, though."

...

and there it is — a snicker. not a full laugh but it's enough.

"like - damn, you really are dense sometimes, baby." he whistles, earning him a punch to his chest. and a smile. he's getting there.

"what the fuck is wrong with you, satoru?" sitting up straight, you force your lips into a thin line (it's so hard to not smile around him). "i'm over here begging for mercy for being, oh, i don't know, vulnerable, and you tell me that i'm dense?"

hastily you stand from the couch, leaving satoru staring up at you with a big grin. "what a good boyfriend." you scoff. but your words mean absolute jack shit to him, it's like water off a goose. he's never been more in love. he sees another twitch of your lips and he knows he has you.

turning away, you're ready to make a bit of a scene, ready to stomp your feet, ready to forget everything about your day but you can't. an ungodly strength has you glued to your spot because satoru has other plans. his fingers wrap around your wrist, easily pulling you straight down onto his lap. he mumbles a quick 'the best boyfriend' before attacking you with a quick press of his lips to yours and a smirk and you know you're fucked. this wasn't your plan. this is bad. this is extremely bad. you know what he's gonna do and you can't do anything about it. no, no, no. you were supposed to stomp away and wait for him to come hug you from the back, being all cuddly and cute — this was not the plan.

it's his ultimate power move. tickles.

you hate him.

(you love him so much that you fear your heart will literally explode every time you're around him).

and then his fingers are running all over your sides, laughter bubbling from your throat, no matter how hard you try to hold it back. he manages to hold you down and torture you at the same time, it's unforgiving (and impressive but you won't tell him that). tears brim in your eyes and he can't stop looking at you.

this is how you should look all the time. not the tears in your eyes, of course, but the smile. oh, the smile. from one ear all the way to the other. the corners of your eyes crinkling. he can't wait to grow old with you and see the smile wrinkles, these'll definitely be one of his greatest achievements. he's so serious about it.

luckily, he doesn't keep it up for too long, letting you catch your breath – your head falling back onto his chest, right above his heart.

"you're such a dick."

"you love me so much, i'm surprised you haven't proposed yet."

another weak slap against his chest and he laughs. loud and full of love.

a comfortable silence. his hands rest on your waist, soaking in the feeling of your skin, the feeling of you on him, your heart so near his. you trying to get a grip and he's enjoying his time with you. he could be watching paint dry with you and he'd love it. he hopes you know that (he needs you to know that).

"we can still do a crying party... if you want." his breath tickles your ear. "i'll cry with you."

you're so grateful.

snaking your hands behind his neck, you pull him close. "thank you."

"anything for you. everything for you."

[panboiiibish]

Thinking about the 141 bois x roller skate dinner waiter reader. Idk why I just have the need to think about them and needed someone to plague theses ideas too.

I feel like they dont spend a bunch of time off base that inst at a bar or shooting range so when they do Jonny has scouted out a nice eating place. And that's how they found a quant little diner and it's most adorable waiter zipping around on her roller blades as if she was made for them.

All four men would crowd into a small red leather seated booth looking at the themed menus while a figure glides right past them in a cute little waitress dress. Shes taking care of another table before turning to see the group of four practically eating her with their eyes.

She thinks they are cute, a few geared up in army garp while the others are in civilian cloths and the big one cover from head to toe in black. Very much the opposite to her cuter clothes, a simple short dress in the diners main color and frilly socks with her custom roller skates. (I see her being in pastel colors with a main accent of white)

Chatting them up while they order Kyle is more then happy to chat back while Price and Simon sit and watch.

Maybe price asks if their is a smoking spot and she happily shows him to her favored spot to take a break that's also perfect to smoke. Before them both coming back to the table with her cheeks warm and his lips pulled back in a lazy smirk.

The others arnt really jealous but they definitely take it as a challenge. Now trying to bring the sweet little lady into their group of rough and rugged soilders.

[chynandri]

Redraw of an old drawing 💜

[violent138]

Here's the premise, certain Batfam members are at a charity gala trying to get fingerprints from a target. Steph plays at waitress and carries away an empty glass, but she gets bumped into and all the glasses shatter despite her best efforts.

"Shit. Well, good thing he drinks like a fish." Steph said over their comms as they eyed the second wine glass.

"It's the fourth one on the tray," Tim declared, watching the glasses, moving through the crowd.

"They're in a circle."

"It's the one with the half milimitre of champagne still left--"

"No, it's not." Bruce said. "It's the one closest to the waiter, the one with the smudge."

"This is ridiculous." Damian announced, "I'm getting his phone."

"He'll notice, don't do that," Bruce muttered, trapped with some obnoxious businessman and moments from spilling something to get out of it. 

"I'll get it back to him in two minutes--"

"I can keep track." Tim argued, trying to move to get it, but Dick grabbed his arm, dragging him along.

"Come here," Dick ordered, walking them both right up to the man. "So nice to see you tonight, have you met my brother yet? Tim Drake Wayne, he's very eager about interning at your company."

Tim played along instantly, shaking the guy's hand. "Is it true you've managed to get around the cost of catalysts for your hydrogen fuel cells?"

"It's still quite new, but if you're serious, we can definitely set something up."

Tim grinned. "You wouldn't happen to have a number I could--"

"Oh absolutely. Here." The man handed over a business card.

"We got it," Dick muttered over comms as Tim carefully put the card away. "Anyone bring the disulfur dinitride?"

"Car," Bruce said, irritated when he realized he was trapped.  

[q-ueen-potato]

Okay....so...i had this real weird dream where was a ine sided Dale x Timmy thing...

Like Dale had a thing for Timmy but Timmy just wanted to kick Dale away...

Like Timmy is the only one Dale listen or is kind or whatever. Just...is a weird ship and is crack aff...

Idk what i am doing of my life...and why i am doing it...you all can judge me idgf

Is almost 1am and i should be sleeping...i don't know what i am doing of my life anymore

[triona-tribblescore]

OFMD X ROTTMNT AU

Still gotta think of a name for this au... But! More designs~ Can't wait to put these silly guys into sillier situations. Excited to put their stories into comic form, whenever the heck that'll be. For now, I'll just let the brain rot do its work :)

Bonus silly tea time as a treat <3

Leo and Usagi page here!

[spock-adoodledoo]

short translation of a chinese translation of chapter 49 (corresponds to "Beating the Heat" in the LN) in the GX manga because i like how they did this scene and what they added after maomao leaves the room... it feels like it hints a lot more explicitly at jinshi's secret than both the LN and the other manga, which is fun! also basen almost letting it slip before gaoshun slapped a hand over his mouth and again after their whispered conversation is extremely funny to me

[hollypies]

Zonai Link au ref sheets!!!!

Basically when Link was placed in the Shrine of Resurrection the shrine's settings were set to Zonai! The Sheikah had built over the original shrine, improving upon the ancient technology left behind. Unfortunately when most of the technology was buried so was the knowledge of the shrines true capabilities.

So basically the Shrine is given an injured Hylian, but since it's settings are set to Zonai the Shrine freaks out like "Oh my goddess this zonai is absolutely fucked up 💀" and spends the next 100 years 'fixing' Link.

[sleep-nurse]

anemone and willow yao

ok fine