#idk why capybaras suddenly corrupted all my thoughts tbh

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waitwaitwait

we've all heard of werewolf Steve.

But. But what about. Werecapybara Steve?!?!?!

I mean:

adopts basically every kid he meets

drives them everywhere

very good swimmer

surprisingly chill considering everything

hates being alone

has been mostly self-reliant since a very young age (tho that's admittedly headcanon)