#idk which ship tag is most prevalent so im just gonna hit all of them heheh

[chickycherrycola]

snippet sunday 🔥🎃

Thank you for the tag @worldismyne !! I'm very excited to share something new and different from my usual fare today - I'm working on a Jackim piece for Cherrytober! Shock! Awe! Gasping all around! Cherry writing something other than SoMa for a change? It's more likely than you think 😉 slight content warning for injury/pain/wound tending on this one:

This is a wound that belongs in the past, alongside an atmosphere of fear and uncertainty and danger lurking at every turn, not now. Not during a time of peace such as this, and certainly not during a mission like this one–a basic retrieval mission. A mission that should have been a quick in-and-out for a seasoned meister-weapon pair such as the two of them–though Jackie is no death scythe, and she never will be; she’d sooner torch herself with her own flames than eat a witch’s soul.  They should have been able to handle this. Should have been able to emerge from this mission unscathed–Kim with her magic and her mastery of her demon lantern, and Jackie with her flames.  Stupid, foolish, she thinks. She’d grown rusty, it seems, in times of peace. “Jackie–” Kim’s voice is strained, her weapon’s name hissed between gritted teeth, and Jackie winces at the sound of it, every cell in her body rebelling at the idea of Kim being in such pain.  “I said hold still,” Jackie practically spits, her grip on her meister’s wrist tightening. “I’m gonna fix it. I’m gonna make it better.”

Stepping out of my comfort zone is kinda scary! But I'm excited for this fic, and grateful to @bcbdrums for putting the idea in my head in the first place. 😊

I'll tag @mellancholy-morose @vulturebeetlesnake @silluuuu and @toweroftunes to keep it going. Let's see those marvelous words if you've got em!

[volfoss]

Giomis 🥰🥰🙏

omg love and light u wanted to see me SO pissed tonight <3333

not even apologizing for this one but if u ship them uh fucking burn <3 but ill separate into bulletpoints for ease of reading

the fucking age gap besties are u really out here thinking an 18 year old quote unquote lusting (from what ive seen from fanon, its uh like that) after a 15 year old isnt predatory

so uh teehee let me kinda go thru some of the points id imagine the gross bitches would make for wow omg giomis canon:

affection: so its literally? like very easy to see that mista is someone thats canonically affectionate (ie stuff w narancia post the sale fight) and absolutely not remotely a reason to be like omg wow theyre so in love wow hes hitting on this 15 year old

the whole gun scene with the cioccolata fight when giorno was literally just?? like not fucking grabbing the gun from his hand, like hes not shooting steadily w one hand so he was steadying himself? especially when he presumably doesnt have a lot of use with a gun

the scene post the ghiaccio fight as if araki hasnt literally done this shit before (which idk to me it kinda uh feels a bit homophobic in the way of not treating gay ppl seriously but besides the point) with avdol and joseph and ive never seen anyone really be like omg this is THE part 3 ship the way that giomis is very much like a prominent part 5 ship

idk like im sure some ppl are bringing up shit like wow they work together in fights (which literally ALL of the main team do) or wow theyre the only two alive at the end but i literally will not go into that tag to find out idc

but onto the reasons i literally just do not get the appeal and hate it and will personally send u to the incinerator if u ship it. there is like 0 chemistry but also fanon understands these two guys like the least? wow i sure love reading fanon where its giorno cardboard cutout giovanna and guido horny as shit to the point its noncon mista

like not remotely that it would be good without the fandom not understanding them at all, but it just adds another layer onto this shit sundae

canons timeline of a legit week or less doesnt remotely give enough time for anyone to really develop meaningful relationships (which wow is why i literally do not understand like ANY giorno ships because dude he knew them for a week at most and thats nowhere near enough time to like get along with anyone or know them enough esp w like idk fugo and trish) but sure we're gonna slam these characters together because wow the main jojo HAS to be with someone else because god the jjba fandom is so fucking shitty with shipping everyone with someone but thats also just a general fandom problem

i just i dont see how hard it is to realize hey maybe lets not do a 15 year old and an 18 year old (im also fucking subtweeting the gross fucks that are also out here like omg trish x mista.... die <3) because literally the 18 year old has a few years on the 15 year old and it can definitely be positioned as a grooming situation

ppl just really fucking slam both giorno and mista with anyone that moves and its like? why? why does watching a show mean u have to ship people? why do people ship BOTH of them with fucking diavolo and members of la squadra? idk maybe its not enough that giomis in of itself is disgusting but people really make shit worse because they just dont know how to handle these characters

its literally just a friendship my guy, did u forget when mista shot giorno like unprompted? idk not like wow omg cute ship material. people just really need to pair giorno with ANYONE and cant even think of him as his own character (also a problem w mista fanon wise, but idk i blame giomis for this bc of how prevalent it is)

its so so hard for people to just realize hey not everything has to be romantic and not everything has to be interpreted as romance

anyways teehee fucking perish if u like giomis and block me 😍